Hi.
Wanna come in for some food?
Let's go see the llamas.
-Hi! You look so cute. -Hi! Oh my God. Look at this!
-So cute. -Welcome to the petting zoo.
Welcome to mom of the year.
We put this together today
because we're trying to get a pet for Baby G,
and we don't really know what would be a good pet for us to have
or which animal he resonates with.
Baby G is talking to stuffed animals and cars
and expressing his emotions about being lonely.
Um, so I want, like, a playmate for him, and I want a support system for him.
You wanna have a bunny?
-Which one do you want to hold? -I like that brown one.
What about this one? Oh, look at this one!
Hello, bunny.
I know Christine wants to help Baby G decide
what type of pet he should get,
but, like, is she really gonna buy him a llama?
Why are there llamas and chickens and other things?
Just get the boy a dog and call it a day.
-So good. -You look good.
Thank you.
Well, I definitely feel my attraction towards Kim is way more than physical
because I feel like we have a lot of connection
and a lot of things to talk about, and I'm definitely feeling
like my heart and her heart's opening up to each other more.
Wanna go biking?
I want to go look at animals.
Okay.
Let's go look for… Let's go look for a farm!
-Let's go for a farm. -Can we go to In-N-Out later too?
Jeez, you gotta DJ tomorrow!
That's okay. I'll suck it in.
-I like how you try to suck it in. -I am.
See, check it out.
-Why's your boob moving?
-Watch your boob moving. -Oh, sorry.
Oh my God, individually.
-The, that, the, that. Wow!
Your girl is just a talented girl, you know?
Did you know I could move my butt too? I can move it.
And it's au naturel, like, below. From below, though.
-You're so immature. -You just got skills!
Oh wow, OstrichLand.
-This is gonna be fun. -Gonna be good.
I didn't know Kevin was so spontaneous like this, which I really like.
Whoa, these are real!
Oh my goodness, look! Hey, this is what Christine wears.
-Ostrich? -Doesn't she have an ostrich dress?
-So fucked up.
That's the thing about Kevin.
He's so much fun, and he's just down to have a good time.
And it was just very nice, you know, like, he took care of everything.
He was like, "I got it. I got it."
I was like, "Whoa, are you trying to impress me here?"
Because you're kind of impressing me right now.
-We come in peace to feed you. -He's so cute!
Here, I got you.
Here, Kev, your turn.
This trip really surprised me. You know, he really showed another side of him.
And he's a gentleman.
Bye, OstrichLand.
Bye.
This date made me kind of miss having a boyfriend.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
I feel pretty privileged to be connected with Kim.
Nobody really gets to connect with Kim.
I look at her, and I just see this sweet, charming, young woman.
And I'm just like, I'm just falling head over heels for her.
Time to get between my legs now and sleep.
-Oh shit. Little Kev, you wanna drive?
Hello.
Is Christine here?
-Do you have an appointment? -No.
She should know who I am. I'm Kevin.
-Okay, perfect. Let me check. -Sure.
-Hey! -Hey! What are you doing here?
-Walking around. -Have an appointment?
-No, do I need one? -For plastic surgery?
Ooh, what's this?
-Um, these are implants. -Hm.
Don't play naive.
No, no, not butt implants. These are breast implants.
They're so big.
No, not basketball. Okay.
Well, I'm glad you're around. I was, uh…
I kind of need some advice if you're okay with it.
Of course.
What kind of advice?
Like, you and Dr. Chiu obviously have a very good relationship.
And this relationship…
I don't know if it's a relationship, I don't know what it is with Kim.
But this one just feels, like, so different.
-I wanna really make her feel special. -Yeah.
So how does Dr. Chiu, like, make you feel special?
Your eyes can't glisten when you see other girls.
What do I do?
Look down. HDDD.
HDDD… High depth--
No. Head down, dick down.
Head down, dick down. I like that.
I definitely wanna show Kim that I'm really serious about her.
I think if you guys just keep spending time together, things will just evolve.
I appreciate the advice.
Thank you. What's going on with you, though?
Uh, the other day I went over to Anna's--
-Um… Yeah. -Oh. How was that?
Interesting.
Why are you trying to be so altruistic?
Money so unimpresses me.
-It impresses you, a lot of people. -It doesn't impress me.
Please. Christine, it is so obvious. Okay, I'm just giving you--
Oh, I'm so sorry I come off that way.
You're so funny.
-I'm not trying to be funny. -No, but you are.
I thought I was bringing, like, love, peace, and a basket of veggies
from Baby G's garden,
and it just seemed like she wanted to pick at me for some reason.
And she really was trying to prove a point.
I mean, how long can you hold a necklace grudge for?
-Long time. -What happened to "zero fucks Anna"?
That's actually a good point.
I think it's just so weird how rich people fight.
It reminds me of little kids, like, "You're not my friend because of this."
"I'll be your friend if you do this."
I think there is a little bit of something going on with Anna.
She seems to care a little bit more than I think she wants to let people know.
And I actually see Christine
trying to make amends with her and trying to be friends.
I feel like she always has these phrases that she repeats all the time.
One of them is, "Things don't impress me."
-I was about to say that. -"People impress me."
-Like, she says that all the time. -Yeah.
And I'm just sitting there in her house, like,
"Well, there's certainly a whole lot of things that don't impress you
laying around your house," I mean…
I mean, she's always a little off, but can I be serious?
Maybe this is something you could do,
but, like, people can feel your intentions and everything when you hug them.
Maybe you just need to give her a real heartfelt hug.
Uh, no.
-Why? -She wanted to push me in her pool.
Don't go by the pool.
Oh my goodness. Your rooftop is cute.
-Right? -I've never been here.
My other rooftop that I'm gonna move into is even better, so…
-Really? -Yeah.
-This is nice. -Isn't this great? Are you hot? You okay?
-I'm always hot. -I know you are.
-Stop looking at yourself. -Sorry.
-Gotta make sure there's no flyaways. -No one's here.
I'm here.
-That's TMZ again? -I know.
I just texted them, "Swing by, we're almost done."
They're doing wide shots.
-Yeah, it's gonna be on TMZ.
-How much you gotta pay for that? -Nothing.
-Nothing? -I have their number.
-You got the plug, like that? -Yeah.
How is everything with, like, um, Kevin?
I know you guys went to Solvang and stuff like that.
-We had a great time, surprisingly. -Yeah.
I was like, it's either, we're gonna really like…
It's either, we're gonna really click, or end up killing each other.
We actually had a good time.
He didn't annoy me. I don't think I annoyed him.
He wasn't being creepy, trying to, like, come over to my room.
You know, it was very… It was light and casual.
I saw this other side of him. I never got to hang out with him at all.
-Alone. Yeah. -Ever.
Because you are so really careful, you know.
Yeah, and, I always had this image of him
like, you know, being with different women all the time and…
What?
I don't wanna be like…
Honestly, if you weren't my friend, Kim…
-Mm-hm. -…I wouldn't bring this up.
If he was dating other girls, it's none of my business, and I stay out of it.
Right, but?
But, like, I just want him to be serious about you.
And, like, just one week ago,
there was, like, a yoga event.
-Okay. -A lot of girls there.
So he was basically talking to one of them,
and the next morning I found out
that, like, he slept with her.
Wait, what?
It's very tricky because, honestly, I'm all for Kevin having fun outside.
I'm all for Kevin meeting new girls,
but for me, it was so close to Kim's date,
and to hear that he's serious about her, is making me question, like,
is this for real?
This is Kim Lee. She's my really good friend.
If anything happens in the future, and she's like, "Why didn't you tell me?"
I don't want to be caught in that position.
So he's over here saying, "Kim, take me serious."
"I have true feelings for you," but…
He's not. I mean, I see in my own eyes, Kim.
I think every relationship has to have a good foundation,
and, like, this is not… you guys,
this is not having a good foundation right now.
That's not the first girl. You know the other one too, before that.
What?
What is wrong with this guy?
Hopefully, one day I can support this,
but at this point, this happened so recently.
And he's telling you that, you know, he's ready.
He's not fucking ready.
I just feel like you're being lied to.
And this, he's creating a persona to say that, "Kim, I'm ready."
You know, it's just like,
just be real.
-Yep. -Don't come to me and act like,
"Oh, I'm, I'm different."
"And, um, please take me serious."
-You want me to take you serious? -Seriously?
We have a lot of famous residents here.
Burt Reynolds is across the way. We're gonna do a statue for him.
I thought he was still alive.
I wanna go see the turtles.
You wanna see the turtles?
Yeah.
My mom passed away about a year ago.
A big part of me is having trouble letting go.
So I want to hold on to her ashes.
But I also want to honor her.
I just… I'm very conflicted on what to do.
What are the regulations in the state of California
in having ashes in your own backyard?
-Like eventually you'll move. -Uh-huh.
So I never recommend putting ashes in your own backyard.
One option would be in the ground.
This is what one space could look like.
All right, you could do something really simple,
um, like, to have a bench that people can sit here and--
Other people?
Well, people come to visit,
and people come to Hollywood Forever, um,
almost like a park at times.
Like, they'll come to get some fresh air, or they'll come and sit and take a moment.
But are you able to say,
like, you would prefer that people not sit?
Of course, yeah, you just wall it off.
So it can be public or private.
You can use a crypt for an urn and write her name on it.
-Okay. -If you wanted.
But there's a lot here.
There is a lot. Cemetery property is generational.
Mm-hm.
What about those rocks there? What are those symbolic of?
-They're river rocks. -Mmm.
My family members very much want a cemetery
that has been feng shui-approved.
Do you have a space in front of the lake with the swans and the turtles?
Yeah.
With a bubbly stream, is facing a certain direction…
We have a lot that's on a hill. That would be good for feng shui.
There's so much pressure for me to honor my mother
in the most respectful way.
I want to do the right thing by her.
This is like a forever move.
We can find the right space for you,
but just get a feel for the place, like, ground feels right.
It should be what's gonna give you closure.
Yeah.
Christine?
What is thi…? Are you working?
-Well… -I should go into Home Depot or something.
No, I want you to take this basket of goodies.
-I love this. -Would you like…?
-It's kind of my therapy. -I'm so not used to this. Hi, how are you?
-Thanks for coming. -Thank you. I didn't bring a gift.
No, don't. Baby G's been working on this.
Is this his garden?
Grab a seat. We're just gonna…
Do you think I'll break it?
-I'm glad you-- -I don't think I can fit.
Oh dear. If I break it, I'll buy you another one.
I'm glad you came over.
I think the great thing about this garden is
I come out and just spend some alone time
when I have a hard day.
Yeah.
Because usually, when I have a hard time, I call my mom.
-I'm sorry I'm laying this out on you. -No, don't.
But, uh…
I'm sorry.
-I didn't mean for you to come like this. -No, it's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
She passed, um, a year ago today.
Christine, your mom's always here. Like, when you speak now, she's here.
It's just not in the physical body.
She's always with you.
It's not easy. I'm… Yeah.
She was my best friend, and I don't have anyone else to turn to.
And I got a call right before you came,
and, um, it was someone telling me
that Anna is going around telling people that she's gonna destroy me.
And she's gonna take me down.
Ho… How?
I don't know.
To say, like, the word destroy, I mean, like…
She said it's, um, the verbatim thing was,
"Um, I'm gonna end her."
And, like, what does that… What does that mean?
Don't take it personally. It's her problem.
And it's just like my little girl in my brain or body came out,
and I was just, like… And people are trying, like…
The last… My mom's last words were, um…
"I'll always love you." "I'll always protect you."
I don't think I was here to pick vegetables.
I'm trying to be empathetic, sympathetic towards the loss of her mom,
but at the same time, I don't know where this is coming from.
I mean, on one hand, I do believe her because she seems so distraught, so sad.
On the other hand I'm thinking, like, Christine, maybe it's a joke.
I think Anna meant it as a joke, you know,
because I genuinely think that Anna has no time to destroy someone.
I don't understand what I did to her for her to hate me so much.
I don't think it's just you.
Okay, I'm here. I'm here.
-You have great lawyers.
You have great friends.
-It's like, you hear-- -Do I know this person?
I think you know of her, um…
-Don't you want to say who? -No, no way.
I don't want any harm to come to my friend
who was kind and brave enough to have told me this information.
Ignore Anna. Like, fuck, I mean, just really ignore her.
Like, she's just been mean lately and, like--
But I have a family. I just don't want her to go after Baby G.
Just don't take it too seriously.
-Hi, Jaime. -Hello.
Oh, a foot rest.
I know. That's what happens when you get old, okay?
-I'm 60. -Yeah.
Oh, look at you!
-Oh! -I thought--
I better put more makeup on.
So promise me, are we gonna do a mermaid photo shoot?
-Yeah. -'Cause that would be amazing.
-I'm working on it. It's my bae. -Oh my God, I love it.
I love it.
Damon Baker is one of the most talented photographers that I've met.
I'm attracted to creative people because there's so many fake people in this world.
No, you look so good.
Yeah, it's 'cause you're Japanese, you got that Asian skin. You know that.
Was is that joke they said about it? Asians don't raisin? Is that what it is?
-What? -Because of the sun.
When you have too much sun, it makes your skin all wrinkly.
No, it's true.
You know, my mom, when she goes outside, she carries an umbrella.
-My mom, when she drove, had gloves on. -Gloves?
I actually need that because look, my hands are darker--
-This is the funniest. -See?
But mine is not because it's from driving, because I don't drive in LA.
Mine is from hiking and walking with long sleeves,
because I don't want to get myself all, like, tan.
-But then I forgot about the hands. -Yeah.
Wait, did you look up the store,
where he's throwing it, Kane's party?
Uh-uh.
What is it? It's a--
It's called Truffles and Diamonds. Kane wouldn't tell me anything about it.
He's like, "It's just a party at a jewelry store for friends."
-Seal it.
Oh my goodness.
-Did you stick 'em on? -Yeah, they're press-on.
You're like a badass assassin.
-It's true.
-Hi, Kyle! -Awesome.
This is so nice.
I had this idea, Kelly and I were like, "Let's do a diamond truffle party."
-My God, this is so sick. -You always have the best ideas.
-This is what $4,000 truffle looks like. -God! I think this is worth more!
People think I'm cheap because I'm vegetarian.
I'm a cheap date, but like--
-That is not cheap. -Exactly.
Who doesn't like truffle and diamonds?
I just wanted this to be a fun dinner.
And I was like, let's throw a fucking diamonds and truffles party!
I mean, this is my new friend. I haven't named it yet.
But someone said it should be called, like, Shrek or something.
And I kind of love that idea.
Okay. Ready?
Come on, let's do it.
This door shouldn't… Yeah, someone should be opening the door.
Hi!
Hi, guys!
-Hello. -Anna, hi.
Thank you for coming. How are you? Good to see you.
I love all your outfits!
-Hi. -I texted you last night.
They look like punk rock.
Usually, they'll say black tie, white tie,
but there was no clue on this one.
So we said, "Okay, fine, we'll just make our own."
So I called Alexander McQueen, and we went shopping.
-I'm Damon. -Okay. Nice to meet you.
Can I have a drink?
Johnnie Walker, please. Thank you.
This one is cute.
-You guys look like a band. -We're called the Leather Rats.
-Do you have a name? -The Leather Rats.
That one is, um, only 30,000.
-Only 30,000? -Yeah.
-Well, hey. -Kane said he'll buy it for you.
What's up?
You kind of look like Michael Jackson a bit.
Hi! How's it going?
Good.
Guys, do you wanna sit down? The food's gonna be served.
Yay!
I just wanna say… Kyle, come here.
I just wanna say thank you for hosting this dinner with us.
I'm so proud of you and your success.
He just met Mariah, Beyoncé, and stuff like that. So, super proud of you, so…
And I'm also very happy to support you all the time.
-The bigger, the better, right? -Yes.
So enjoy dinner, guys, and then Kyle Chan.
Thank you. Thank you.
Let's go, girl. Ohh!
We need to dress it up with some 24-karat gold flakes.
-Oh my goodness! -Oh, look!
-It matches your emerald. This an emerald? -Yes.
Any new dates?
-No, it's dry over here. -What's dry?
-No dates. Everything's dry. -The Pikachu?
-The Pikachu's dry. -The Pikachu's dry?
I mean, is it supposed to be excited after what you told me?
I don't know, did you tell Kelly?
-It is what it is. -Kane.
-How've you been? -I've been good.
-Are you okay? -Yeah.
What's wrong? What are you thinking about?
-She's been tired. -Tired, had a long day.
She hustles all the time, every week. I'm so amazed how she does that.
I don't know how you do it. Plus, you wake up at five to work out.
How do you know my schedule?
Because I see your Instagram. I think everyone sees your schedule.
I'll text you 6:30 once in a while, and you'll pick up.
-I do? -Yeah. You forget about that?
Look at this diamond.
Oh là là.
Literally if you put on a price tag…
Can we talk outside?
What?
-What? -I think he wants to talk to you.
-Wear this ring, Kim, just in case. -What if I get robbed out there?
-I got you. -Kevin's gonna protect you.
-You're not gonna do anything. -Why are you so mean?
What's up?
-What's up with you? -Hm?
Is everything okay?
-Yeah, everything's fine. -You sure? Just, like, acting very weird.
What do you mean?
Like, just a little meaner and avoidant or something.
All right, so Kane told me some stuff the other day when I was at his rooftop.
What's he telling you?
He just told me some stuff about you that kind of disappointed me a little bit.
That's all.
I don't even know what stuff that would be--
-You're gonna stand here and act clueless? -I don't know what you're talking about.
You know that trip I took with you?
Yeah.
It's so…
I usually don't take trips with people.
I don't go out with people.
I don't open up to people.
I thought it was special, yes.
I thought so too. That's why I took that trip with you, right?
Well, yeah.
And I hate it when people lie to me.
How did I lie?
Kane told me that you went to some event,
and that you met some chick, and then you end up fucking her that same day.
It's just fucked up.
-That was before the trip. -I don't do that to you.
I don't sit, I don't stand,
I don't call you up and tell you things you wanna hear
and say, "Please take me serious," and I'm out there doing…
That would be different if I had that date with you,
and then I went and did that.
So it did happen.
Of course it happened. But this had nothing to do with you.
I'm single. I can date. I can fuck around.
But then, I had an interest in you, and I was really, really about that.
I haven't seen that girl. I haven't talked to anybody.
-That was last week. -Our date was last week.
-That wasn't last week? -That wasn't last week.
Bring Kane out here then.
-Kane! -What?
What's up?
What's going on?
You're telling her that that fucking event was last week.
-No, it was a few weeks ago. -It was not a few weeks ago.
-It was. A few weeks ago. -More than a month ago.
You told me it was last--
What are you even telling her shit?
-What's the problem? -She is my friend.
-I know, everybody's your friend. -I had to tell her. I didn't lie.
You had to tell her. You had to.
You guys are upsetting Kim.
I'll do it fucking again! Okay, come on.
But you go and interfere.
Every word I said was true at that date, and that shit happened.
You fucking slept with the other girl a week before.
It wasn't a week ago! I can't even believe what you're saying.
That's between them two. Let's let them…
No, that's between--
I hadn't slept with anybody, talked with anybody since, Kim.
This happened before we even went on that date.
Yes, it did. It was recent. I need to look out for her. She's my friend.
It was a month ago.
Kim's different. She's my friend.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Fucking kidding me, dude?
I hate when you do this.
You fucking did it! You fucking admit it.
If you wanna sleep with other girls, I don't fucking care.
Have I told anyone else? Fuck off.
-Asshole. -Fucking childish.