Come join me, come.
-Hi! What are you doing? -I'm chanting.
I heard it in the hallway. It smells so good in here.
-It's incense. Join. -Good to see you.
Look, I'm doing a prayer to cleanse the house, you know.
So I always put up, like, a notice.
So in this Mandarin, it says that
"The spirits that guard, like flowers, insects, will come into your space."
"Leave by this date before demolition comes in. We don't want you to get hurt."
-I'm excited to see what you'll do. -I'm going to put my spin to it.
So, I care a lot about feng shui. I think I found a legit person.
He's gonna be here any minute.
I'm really excited.
In Chinese tradition, feng shui is about placement of things in your home.
It could affect your future, your sex life, your money.
It could affect your relationship.
So, I hope Master Mencius helps with my feng shui,
'cause I want to retire by 35.
I don't want to be Christine playing games at 47.
-So, I just bought this place. -Okay.
-And I need some help with feng shui. -Mm-hm.
I know feng shui brings in money, and I need that to kind of be independent.
-Okay. -From my parents. So…
I think this location is good, a really good one.
It's, I think, one of the best buildings in the neighborhood. It has valet.
-Which is good feng shui. -I don't think he cares about that.
-Maybe I can do a walk-through for you? -Sure.
So, this is the master room. Where should the person sleep usually?
The bed, we have to position it as your head is to the north
and your legs, your feet point to the south.
Really? But it's facing the toilet.
Yes, I know, because the building is wrong.
The most important part of our lives are two things:
you sleep and you eat, right?
Sex.
-Oh, yeah, you sleep, then you sex.
In China, there are two big philosopher families.
There's one, the Confucius family, which we all know.
The second one is the Mencius family.
So I hired Master Mencius
because he's the 69th descendant of the Mencius family from China.
This is, we call it my black dragon sword.
It's actually not an ordinary one.
-I can show you. -You can't buy it on eBay.
It's black because it's absorbed the negative energy.
For example, if there is a bad spirit here,
then you tap it, and then you say the spell.
-I can do, like, a walk around. -Yeah.
He knows feng shui, he knows Taoism,
he knows how to clean the area.
He drives a Rolls-Royce, so he must be legit.
That's the way, how you do it.
Can you tell me when I'll retire?
Bad news is, you have, like, a very large opportunity before,
but you missed it.
Your mind wasn't there.
I think we are looking at 47.
Ugh…
-You wasted time. -I'm going to jump.
Kane, don't be so dramatic.
That's okay.
Fuck!
-Sorry.
-Hey. -Hi.
Kim gives me a little, quick kiss on the lips.
Woo!
I mean, it's progress, right?
Wow. This looks really nice.
Thank you.
Next time, the French have something really good that they invented.
It's called the French kiss. Let's do that!
-You cook? -I swear, yeah.
I cook almost all my meals.
Okay, Chef Kevin.
Yeah, have a seat.
Yeah.
Thanks for coming over.
Candle.
It's Dior.
Oh, it's Di--
I thought you would recognize it, no?
I actually don't.
-Are you hungry? -I'm a little bit.
Okay, great. Let's do it.
Oh.
I make this for my family, so I thought I'd cook it for you.
Have you talked to Kane?
Yeah, I hope we're in a good place now, that we can put everything aside.
You know? But I get the feeling he's still holding a grudge.
I don't know how to navigate it. I don't know. It's weird.
Yeah.
So, now what?
What? What?
I really like you.
Yeah.
I feel, uh, confused still.
-Still confused? -Yeah.
-Like, I want to move forward with this. -Yeah.
I do like you,
but I can't… I don't trust you.
And that's not good.
So, I have a solution.
I think a lie detecting test.
Because that will solve everything.
What truths are you looking for?
What are your motives? Do you truly like me?
Or I'm just another girl who you're trying to get with.
A lie detector test?
-Yes. -Okay.
That would help me.
A lot.
Okay.
It will help our friendship.
I don't know, relationship.
It will help us move forward.
You can't be serious, right?
I didn't know people take lie detector tests to question their honesty.
I thought it's like if you did something criminal.
I…
will do the test
under the condition that you do it too.
Why do I have to do it?
'Cause I want to know if you actually really like me too.
I mean, I really want to earn Kim's trust.
I really like her.
I just never expected this.
-I know what you'll ask me already. -Guess.
-Have you done anal?
Hey, babe.
-Hi, baby. -Morning.
Time for breakfast.
I have your green juice today, Don.
Huh?
-Green juice. -Aw, shit.
Good for you.
Yeah, I know it, but it still tastes like shit.
I want you to live longer.
Going to 100.
Ugh.
Don and I have been together 20 years,
and ten years married.
Don was older than me by 22 years.
I think most people thought I was pushing Don to marry me,
but no, I don't.
I don't want to marry him.
I already divorced once, so I don't want to make a mistake one more time,
but Don really wanted it.
He was pushing me, "Can you marry me?" every day.
So, he finally convinced me to say yes.
And seven years ago we had a son, Skyler.
He is my everything.
Oh shit.
This goddamn shit just leaks all over everything.
Give me the old shit. It works better.
We're getting any pancakes or no?
No pancake for you.
Why?
Just juice, and smoothie, and green tea, and a lot of food right there.
-Jesus. -It's good for you.
Smiling when you eat!
Oh, shit.
You and me fight every day.
-Because you kick my ass half the time. -You need it.
You gotta fight. If you don't bitch a bit, it doesn't work.
Baby G, look at all these cars!
That's a monster truck! Wow!
That won't even fit on an LA lane.
Baby G, we have to find a car for Dada, okay?
I make it a point to celebrate every occasion possible.
Father's Day is coming up, and I want to make it extra special for Gabe
because he is the most kind, loving, generous,
awesome, incredible father ever.
Three liter V6. Up to four speed.
It's cute. This one's really cute.
He's been talking a lot about classic cars recently.
Apparently, they're only sold at live auctions.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will continue in our catalog order.
Next up, here's lot number 709.
I'm gonna need mic number two.
It's Beverly Hills classic surgery colors.
Yeah, it is.
Look at the little pink one.
Gabe, how much did this one sell for? It's so cute.
Ten.
-No! -Yeah.
My purse cost more than this.
Oh, this is nice.
Yes, one of my loves is cars.
One of the cars that's iconic for me is a, um, Corvette.
I thought it looked really nice in silver.
And here in southern California, I mean, convertible is king.
Here is lot number 709.1 59, Chevrolet Corvette Custom Convertible.
All the instruments have been restored and calibrated. They look showroom fresh.
What's your max?
I don't know. For something like this, I'd say a hundred.
A hundred?
…80, 90, and now 100 thousand dollar, 100 thousand dollar row…
-It's at a hundred now. -It's already at a hundred.
-Go for it? -35,000.
45! 145! 50?
150,000.
Yeah, it's going up way too high.
-My problem is that I don't know enough…
I think you can stop there.
Oh boy.
This isn't the first time that Christine just doesn't know when to stop.
There have been auctions that she went ahead
and bid against herself, twice.
Sold! 150,000 dollars.
Congratulations!
-Yay!
Yay, Baby G! Yay!
You're wearing the badge. Are you signing?
-Yes. Okay. -You are?
Print and signature, please.
She won that car, my God,
freaking,
the Father's Day to end all Father's Days.
Happy Father's Day!
Thank you.
Whoa. Oh, this is comfy!
Yeah, it's not bad, right?
We need to do a kiss. Let's go.
Bye-bye, Las Vegas.
Can you say, "Leaving Las Vegas," baby?
No? Okay.
Did you have a nice Father's Day?
Yeah, just relaxing enough.
Are you excited about your new toy?
Yeah.
Gabe, we have so much to do when we get back.
Look for surrogates?
Originally, Gabe and I decided that we were one and done with Baby G.
But, after losing my mom, it dawned on me that life is hard,
and I would not want Baby G to go through anything traumatic alone.
And so now, we are going to expand the Chiu family,
adding Baby H's, and I's,
and J's, possibly, to the Chiu Clan.
Who amongst our friend group do you think,
if we were to entertain utilizing one of their uteruses,
would be most qualified?
Well, Jaime is too young and also too thin.
That would just be an uncomfortable living space.
I think Kim has great…
birthing hips?
But she is surrounded by really loud music all the time.
You know, they'd come out, like, DJ'ing, like…
So that's out. Nope.
Who's left? Kelly?
No, Kelly has some residual issues from traumatic relationships.
-I think it would confuse her. -Yeah.
We don't have very good surrogate candidates in our friend group.
I think the best surrogate is probably Kane.
Hey, Mimi.
-Hi. -Hi, Kevin.
Hey, you look like a Disney princess.
This place is so big.
You want me to help you?
-That's okay. -I can hold it for you if you like.
-I'm bringing your lady to you. -Hey.
-Yes. -How are you?
How's it going? Good to see you guys.
-Good to see you. -Can I move here with you guys?
-How old are you? -Thirty-seven.
Thirty-seven… No, you're out.
When you first see Mimi and Don, you think they're the billionaires
that have the jet-set life, business suit people.
But when you get to know them, they have the funniest personality.
-Somebody at the door?
They're kind of like potty-humor billionaires.
It's really kind of fun to hang out with them.
I've got 28 different companies.
Holy shit.
In what, though?
Plumbing, fire protection, we make toilets.
-You make toilets? -Toilets for prisons.
-It's like bulletproof then too. -Yeah. No, it's virtually bulletproof.
-Hi, Kim. -How are you?
-I'm great. You look great.
-Good to see you. -Good to see you too.
-You look fabulous. -Are we going to dance?
-I don't dance, Kim. -Dancing with the Stars.
-I like that too. -No, stop it, cut it out.
-How are you? -Good to see you.
Anywhere you want.
Don was just telling me about his bulletproof toilets.
You make bulletproof toilets?
Right up your alley. You could use one.
So, how long have you been making toilets?
Toilets? Oh, gosh.
We started making toilets in '69.
-What a great year for toilets. -I'm in the wrong business.
Do you need a model? He can be a model for your toilets.
I could be a model for the toilet.
-That's a pretty good stance. -Take a photo.
So, Kevin, when you pee, you stand or you sit?
I've never been asked if I sit or stand.
At night I sit 'cause I'm lazy,
and during the day I stand.
Because I don't care because how you sit or stand, I don't care,
but I want my husband to sit down to pee.
-You want him to sit down to pee? -Yes.
I'm an OCD girl.
So I have a housekeeper cleaning every day,
but I'm the person always clean after her.
I just want everything to be perfect and clean, nice.
When I got married with Don, I just cleaned it.
But now he teach Skyler standing up and peeing, and it drips everywhere.
Oh my God.
This is bothering me.
Here's the deal, though. I gotta defend myself.
You're in a public toilet.
Do you ever sit your ass on the seat?
Absolutely not.
So you hover?
Yes, that's why you gotta squat.
Exactly, you gotta squat like this.
That's why you gotta learn how to squat. Yes, you gotta…
Yeah.
You admitted she's the person who owns the house.
She's the boss here.
So are you gonna sit down and pee now?
No, I'm not going to sit down and pee.
Why not? You just said she's the boss.
Yeah, but, you know, you got to stand up for being a man.
I get it.
Peeing standing just makes so much more sense.
Whoop. And then done.
But it's like, come on. I'd pee in the shower. I'd pee in the sink.
I'd pee sitting down if a woman wants me to,
as long as it means a happy relationship.
-I'm not going to sit all the time. -You do it.
And what's my punishment?
I cut.
Oh my God! What do you cut?
That is a true Vietnamese woman you have.
Listen, it's too much.
-Here we are again. -Mm-hm.
A year ago, Gabe and I had decided that we were one and done with Baby G.
So, we consented to discard London and Margo, our two earlier embryos.
So, today we are going back to see Dr. Baek,
our fertility doctor who brought Baby G to us,
because Gabe and I want to find out what other options we have left
to expand the family.
-Hello. -You're here for your follow-up?
Right.
Awesome. So let me get you guys checked in.
It looks like she is ready for you, so I'll take you guys back.
-Thank you so much. -You're welcome.
Hi, Dr. Baek.
Hi! Good to see you both.
Nice to see you.
You look so pretty.
-Thank you. You look great. -With your signature pearls.
Thanks for meeting with us.
No, of course. So, how have you guys been?
Well… Just kind of, I guess,
coming to terms with everything.
Now we're back at step one.
-Well, almost step one. -Right.
And, um, obviously, all the same fears about trying to have a viable embryo,
and then a successful pregnancy, and then,
hopefully a healthy child.
I don't even recall how many eggs and sperm we have to work with.
Okay, so, we have two vials of frozen sperm.
Okay.
And we have five frozen eggs from about five years ago.
We'll thaw the first vial of sperm.
And we will first check to see, do we have viable sperm?
Then we will thaw the eggs.
-How many at once? -We would thaw them all.
Because each egg, we have to make sure that,
will they fertilize normally, yes or no?
With the understanding that if we don't have a viable embryo,
we would cancel the transfer.
Oh my gosh.
When do you want to start the process?
-Tomorrow. -Tomorrow?
-Tomorrow. -Okay.
-I'm going to put out positive energy. -Yeah.
I've got this fluff now.
I have fluff in my eye.
Fluff? Good amount of fluff on your eye.
-Ladies. -Kevin!
What's up?
We are trying to, um, make some flower bouquets.
-You're doing a good job. -Thanks.
And she ended up getting it on her eyes.
What do you do here? Um…
No, don't cut!
-Don't cut? -No.
-Okay. I've never done this before. -I've never done this before either.
If it's anything like when you helped me with the chandelier, we're fucked.
-No! -No? Okay.
-That's for a plant. -That one has a hole.
Okay, so it doesn't work. This one works.
How come you're not paying someone to do this for you?
Why do I have to pay somebody when I can do something?
Really? I mean, you have a driver. You can drive.
-Yeah. -You have a cleaner. You can clean.
Yeah, but I know how to clean, and I know how to drive.
You see, there's a big difference:
new money, old money.
Are you old?
Not old as in my age.
-Okay? -May I, now?
Well, no!
When do we cut stuff?
Kevin, you should make one for Kim.
-One of these? -Yeah.
Or we can help you. We can make one together for Kim.
-Pay me for the vase. -That's if I…
Have you ever given her flowers before?
No, I mean…
Well, girls like flowers. So…
I know, girls also apparently like lie detector tests.
She's making you take a lie detector test?
Yeah.
So for what reason do you do it, I'm sorry?
Because Kim doesn't believe me and trust me.
What do I do?
Listen, you don't have to do anything.
Well, Kim says it'll really help our trust.
And Kim is the only girl in this world?
-Kim is not the only girl in this world. -Yes.
And you're going to listen to a girl?
What does that mean?
Where's his balls? I mean, shit, man.
If I were a guy, and somebody said take a lie detector test,
I'd say, "Go fuck yourself."
I don't think that's right.
I don't think it's right either, but relationships, Kevin,
are supposed to be built on trust,
and if she doesn't even trust you to the point
where you have to take a lie detector test,
it's not going to be working 'cause imagine what'll happen later.
This is not going to be the first, like,
incident or hiccup that you guys have.
She'll probably make me pee in a cup every month too.
I hate this.
Why do you have to take a test for some girl?
-I don't even know anymore. -For trust.
It's fine that… Now that I think of it, it's kind of stupid.
It's stupid.
So don't do it. Tell her it's stupid. Tell her, "If you don't trust me--"
-"Then fuck off. See you. Peace out." -Yeah.
It's obvious that Kevin likes Kim.
But then, have I seen Kim play games? Yes.
And as a mother, I don't like when girls play games.
So if she stops the game,
then maybe they can actually truly get to know each other.
I kind of want to take one.
-For yourself? Or to date someone? -I don't know, for fun.
All right, I'm going to do one to you. Jaime, do you like women?
No.
I believe you.
Mimi, Mimi, come down.
I've got something to show you.
Yes.
-Come on. -Oh.
Come on, babe.
-I got a present for you. -What's that?
You gotta see it.
I'm gonna give you a clue.
It's sparkly.
-What do you think? -Sparkly?
You want to see it?
-Yeah, of course. I want to see it. -All right.
Boom.
Wow.
It's so beautiful.
You can see your face in it.
Jesus…
My aim peeing, I'd say, I'm pretty good at it.
You know, I've… I've had practice a long time.
Skyler, not so good.
Boy is a boy, and it's driving Mimi crazy.
So to make Mama happy, I figured we make toilets,
so I had them make one,
and I put Swarovski crystals all over it.
Now, I think that's going to make Mimi happy.
-Beautiful. -I had that seat special made in Europe.
Looks so cool, Don.
Yeah, so let's put it in.
No.
What do you mean, no?
So, this is so beautiful. You can't stand. You can pee all over the crystal.
I'm not going to make a mess. You'll never see my pee on this thing.
No, it doesn't work.
You want to put it in for me, you have to sit down to pee.
You have to.
This one, you have to sit down.
You and Skyler.
-You guys talk. -Let me talk to Skyler.
If you guys sit down to pee, then I take your gift.
Why the hell am I going to sit?
-You have to. I'm not going to put it in. -I don't want to.
-All right. What the hell? -Show me.
Show you where?
-Right there. On the other one. -On the toilet?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I told you I would do it. No big deal. Okay, I'll go.
I'll sit down.
Only to keep you happy.
You know, in life or in marriage,
it's important to kind of hit a compromise.
You could be stubborn about everything and sit on your principles.
And you're not going anywhere.
A happy wife's a happy life,
so sometimes you just do shit you don't want to do.
Why are you taking so long?
Mind your own business.
I want to hear.
-Yes.
I got it.
All right, put it in!
You nervous?
I'm not nervous. Are you nervous?
-Yeah, you are. -Knock, knock.
-Hi. -Hello.
How's it going?
-I'm Kim. Nice to meet you, John. -I'm John.
-I'm Kevin. -Hi.
Thanks for having us.
Are we telling the truth about our names?
We're not hooked up yet. I don't know.
Okay.
So, how accurate are these?
Usually polygraph results are in the high 90% accurate.
How do you know if they're lying or not though?
It's what I've done since the 1980s.
No, I mean this, like, what is…?
Going to be a medical screen. It shows blood, sweat, and breathing changes.
We're handling this the same as if it was a murder polygraph.
Whoa! This is like murder?
Same test.
You're going to be answering questions that are yes or no answerable.
For most accuracy, we need you to answer "yes" or "no" with your mouth only.
No head movements, no body movements.
-Like a statue. -Okay.
Is there "maybes"?
No, it's gotta be straight yes or no questions.
What if you cough?
If you cough on questions of importance, it will make you fail.
Better get it out of the way.
-Okay. I'll do this. -All right.
I will sit over here.
And you sit right there.
-Ready to be wired up? -Yeah, let's do it.
This is for your lower breathing.
Going to be one of the blue lines we watch.
-Arms up. -What the fuck?
This is making me nervous.
Everybody's nervous taking a polygraph. That won't affect your score.
That's good, okay.
All right, it's picking up his blood,
sweat, lower breathing and upper breathing.
Oh, wow. That's real.
This is a question, but it's serious.
What if all of a sudden you feel horny or something? Will you fail?
You just want to answer all questions in the same volume and strength.
-So if you're ready, it's ready. -Let's go.
Are you in California?
Yes.
Are you in Texas?
-No. -Go ahead.
Have you ever had intercourse with Kane Lim?
No.
Have you ever rode a motorcycle?
-No. -Go ahead.
Did you ever have real feelings for Kelly?
No.
Have you hooked up with anybody else
ever since you went out with Kim Lee on that trip?
No.
Do you have true feelings for Kim Lee?
Yes.
-Can you tell if I'm lying right now? -Yes.
Was he lying?
He's telling the truth.
Okay, that's the end of the chart collection.
You really did not look at me.
-I can't. -Why?
I feel like it's going to make me jolt.
I kind of get that anyway whenever I look at you.
I wasn't looking forward to this lie detector test going in,
but I feel so relieved to finally get this on paper for her
to see that I've been honest this whole time.
So really, the truth does set you free.
Honestly, I really need to buy this machine.
What do you recommend I should do?
A person like me that has trust issues. Buy a lie detecting test, right?
No? Okay.
-Okay, let's get it adjusted to her. -Okay.
Are you in California?
-Yes. -Go ahead.
Do you have feelings for me?
Yes.
Do you still love your ex-boyfriend?
Um, I don't know if I do. How do I answer that?
Truthfully.
Are you still in love with your ex-boyfriend?
No.
Do you even really want to be with me?
No.
As an adult, have you ever stolen anything and got away with it?
I think we're good.
Thank you.
So, what are the results, John?
Kim did not have as good of results as you did.
The question about feelings about a last boyfriend,
it's scoring her as a deception indicated.
Which means?
Lying.
Funny, the person accuses the person the most is the one who does it.
Next.
He asked you if you wanted to be with him.
And you said no. The computer says she's telling the truth on that.
Yup.
I just don't see, like, myself being with you because I can't trust you and--
You can't trust me after this?
Um…
I don't know.
How?
You know how much this hurts?
I've been nothing but trustworthy to you. I've proven it to you.
And you can't see being with me because you don't trust me.
-You're damaged. I know you're damaged. -But I am.
Let me be there for you.
This was a mistake.