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[traditional Chinese music playing]
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[Kane chanting prayers in Chinese]
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[in English] Come join me, come.
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-Hi! What are you doing?
-I'm chanting.
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I heard it in the hallway.
It smells so good in here.
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-It's incense. Join.
-Good to see you.
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Look, I'm doing a prayer
to cleanse the house, you know.
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So I always put up, like, a notice.
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So in this Mandarin, it says that
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"The spirits that guard, like flowers,
insects, will come into your space."
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"Leave by this date before demolition
comes in. We don't want you to get hurt."
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-I'm excited to see what you'll do.
-I'm going to put my spin to it.
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So, I care a lot about feng shui.
I think I found a legit person.
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He's gonna be here any minute.
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I'm really excited.
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In Chinese tradition, feng shui is about
placement of things in your home.
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It could affect your future,
your sex life, your money.
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It could affect your relationship.
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So, I hope Master Mencius
helps with my feng shui,
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'cause I want to retire by 35.
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I don't want to be Christine
playing games at 47. [chuckles]
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-So, I just bought this place.
-Okay.
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-And I need some help with feng shui.
-Mm-hm.
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I know feng shui brings in money,
and I need that to kind of be independent.
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-Okay.
-From my parents. So…
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[Mencius] I think this location is good,
a really good one.
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It's, I think, one of the best buildings
in the neighborhood. It has valet.
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-Which is good feng shui.
-I don't think he cares about that.
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-Maybe I can do a walk-through for you?
-[Mencius] Sure.
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[Kane] So, this is the master room.
Where should the person sleep usually?
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The bed, we have to position it
as your head is to the north
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and your legs,
your feet point to the south.
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Really? But it's facing the toilet.
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Yes, I know,
because the building is wrong.
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The most important part
of our lives are two things:
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you sleep and you eat, right?
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Sex.
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-Oh, yeah, you sleep, then you sex.
-[laughing]
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In China, there are two
big philosopher families.
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There's one, the Confucius family,
which we all know.
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The second one is the Mencius family.
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So I hired Master Mencius
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because he's the 69th descendant
of the Mencius family from China.
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This is, we call it my black dragon sword.
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It's actually not an ordinary one.
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-I can show you.
-You can't buy it on eBay.
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[Mencius] It's black because
it's absorbed the negative energy.
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For example,
if there is a bad spirit here,
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then you tap it,
and then you say the spell.
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-I can do, like, a walk around.
-[Kane] Yeah.
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He knows feng shui, he knows Taoism,
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he knows how to clean the area.
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He drives a Rolls-Royce,
so he must be legit. [chuckles]
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[traditional Chinese music playing]
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That's the way, how you do it.
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[Kane] Can you tell me when I'll retire?
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Bad news is, you have, like,
a very large opportunity before,
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but you missed it.
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Your mind wasn't there.
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I think we are looking at 47.
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Ugh…
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-[Mencius] You wasted time.
-[Kane] I'm going to jump.
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[Kelly] Kane, don't be so dramatic.
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That's okay.
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Fuck!
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-Sorry.
-[Mencius laughs]
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ Russell W. Howard ♪
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♪ Whatever you need from me ♪
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♪ You don't have to hide it ♪
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♪ You don't have to hide it ♪
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-[doorbell rings]
-♪ Hide it ♪
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♪ Whatever you want from me… ♪
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-[Kevin] Hey.
-Hi.
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[kisses]
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[Kevin] Kim gives me a little,
quick kiss on the lips.
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Woo!
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I mean, it's progress, right?
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Wow. This looks really nice.
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Thank you.
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Next time, the French have something
really good that they invented.
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[chuckles] It's called the French kiss.
Let's do that!
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-[Kim] You cook?
-I swear, yeah.
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I cook almost all my meals.
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Okay, Chef Kevin.
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[Kevin] Yeah, have a seat.
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[Kim] Yeah.
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[Kevin] Thanks for coming over.
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Candle.
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It's Dior.
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Oh, it's Di--
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I thought you would recognize it, no?
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[Kim] I actually don't.
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-Are you hungry?
-I'm a little bit.
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[Kevin] Okay, great. Let's do it.
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[Kim] Oh.
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[Kevin] I make this for my family,
so I thought I'd cook it for you.
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[Kim] Have you talked to Kane?
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[Kevin] Yeah, I hope we're in a good place
now, that we can put everything aside.
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You know? But I get the feeling
he's still holding a grudge.
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I don't know how to navigate it.
I don't know. It's weird.
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Yeah.
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So, now what?
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What? [chuckles] What?
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I really like you.
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Yeah.
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I feel, uh, confused still.
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-[Kevin] Still confused?
-Yeah.
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-Like, I want to move forward with this.
-[Kevin] Yeah.
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I do like you,
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but I can't… I don't trust you.
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And that's not good.
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So, I have a solution.
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I think a lie detecting test.
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Because that will solve everything.
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What truths are you looking for?
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[Kim] What are your motives?
Do you truly like me?
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Or I'm just another girl
who you're trying to get with.
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A lie detector test?
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-Yes.
-Okay.
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That would help me.
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A lot.
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Okay.
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It will help our friendship.
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I don't know, relationship.
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It will help us move forward.
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[Kevin] You can't be serious, right?
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I didn't know people take lie detector
tests to question their honesty.
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I thought it's like
if you did something criminal.
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I…
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will do the test
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under the condition that you do it too.
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Why do I have to do it?
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'Cause I want to know
if you actually really like me too.
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I mean, I really want to earn Kim's trust.
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I really like her.
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I just never expected this.
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-[Kim] I know what you'll ask me already.
-Guess.
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-Have you done anal?
-[laughs]
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♪ Don't see no competition ♪
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♪ On the status
I'm just in here wishing ♪
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♪ Can you pop it like this
Or I can ship it like this? ♪
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♪ You know
You're jealous of this competition ♪
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♪ Don't need no competition ♪
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Hey, babe.
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-[Mimi] Hi, baby.
-Morning.
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[grunts]
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Time for breakfast.
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I have your green juice today, Don.
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Huh?
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-Green juice.
-Aw, shit.
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Good for you.
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Yeah, I know it,
but it still tastes like shit.
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I want you to live longer.
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Going to 100.
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Ugh.
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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[Mimi] Don and I have been
together 20 years,
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and ten years married.
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Don was older than me by 22 years.
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I think most people thought
I was pushing Don to marry me,
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but no, I don't.
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I don't want to marry him.
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I already divorced once, so I don't want
to make a mistake one more time,
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but Don really wanted it.
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He was pushing me,
"Can you marry me?" every day.
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So, he finally convinced me to say yes.
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And seven years ago we had a son, Skyler.
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He is my everything.
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Oh shit.
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This goddamn shit
just leaks all over everything.
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Give me the old shit. It works better.
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We're getting any pancakes or no?
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No pancake for you.
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Why?
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Just juice, and smoothie, and green tea,
and a lot of food right there.
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-[Don] Jesus.
-[Mimi] It's good for you.
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Smiling when you eat!
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[laughs]
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Oh, shit.
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You and me fight every day.
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-Because you kick my ass half the time.
-You need it.
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[laughs] You gotta fight.
If you don't bitch a bit, it doesn't work.
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[chuckles]
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♪ It's a fight, it's a fight ♪
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♪ Where do I sign? ♪
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♪ You're looking fine ♪
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♪ I take my time… ♪
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Baby G, look at all these cars!
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[Baby G] That's a monster truck! Wow!
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[Dr. Chiu] That won't even fit
on an LA lane.
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Baby G, we have to find a car
for Dada, okay?
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I make it a point
to celebrate every occasion possible.
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Father's Day is coming up, and I want
to make it extra special for Gabe
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because he is the most kind,
loving, generous,
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awesome, incredible father ever.
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Three liter V6. Up to four speed.
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[Christine] It's cute.
This one's really cute.
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He's been talking a lot
about classic cars recently.
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Apparently, they're only sold
at live auctions.
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[auctioneer] Ladies and gentlemen,
we will continue in our catalog order.
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Next up, here's lot number 709.
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I'm gonna need mic number two.
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[auctioneer speaks indistinctly]
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It's Beverly Hills classic surgery colors.
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[chuckles] Yeah, it is.
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[Christine] Look at the little pink one.
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Gabe, how much
did this one sell for? It's so cute.
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Ten.
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-No!
-[Dr. Chiu] Yeah.
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My purse cost more than this.
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[Dr. Chiu] Oh, this is nice.
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Yes, one of my loves is cars.
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One of the cars
that's iconic for me is a, um, Corvette.
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I thought it looked really nice in silver.
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And here in southern California,
I mean, convertible is king.
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[auctioneer] Here is lot number 709.1 59,
Chevrolet Corvette Custom Convertible.
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All the instruments have been restored
and calibrated. They look showroom fresh.
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What's your max?
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I don't know. For something like this,
I'd say a hundred.
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A hundred?
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[auctioneer speaks indistinctly]
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…80, 90, and now 100 thousand dollar,
100 thousand dollar row…
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-It's at a hundred now.
-It's already at a hundred.
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[auctioneer speaks indistinctly]
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-Go for it?
-[auctioneer] 35,000.
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45! 145! 50?
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150,000.
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Yeah, it's going up way too high.
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-My problem is that I don't know enough…
-[whistle blows]
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I think you can stop there.
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Oh boy.
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[sighs]
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This isn't the first time that Christine
just doesn't know when to stop.
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There have been auctions
that she went ahead
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and bid against herself, twice.
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[auctioneer speaks indistinctly]
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Sold! 150,000 dollars.
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Congratulations!
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-Yay!
-[auctioneer speaks indistinctly]
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Yay, Baby G! Yay!
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You're wearing the badge. Are you signing?
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-Yes. Okay.
-You are?
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Print and signature, please.
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She won that car, my God,
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freaking,
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the Father's Day
to end all Father's Days. [laughs]
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Happy Father's Day!
250
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Thank you.
251
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Whoa. Oh, this is comfy!
252
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Yeah, it's not bad, right?
253
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We need to do a kiss. Let's go.
254
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♪ I hope you're ready
'Cause it's gonna be a good night ♪
255
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♪ I hope you're ready
'Cause it's gonna get it so right ♪
256
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♪ I hope you're ready
Just watching what you have… ♪
257
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Bye-bye, Las Vegas.
258
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Can you say, "Leaving Las Vegas," baby?
259
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No? Okay.
260
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[Christine] Did you have
a nice Father's Day?
261
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[Dr. Chiu] Yeah, just relaxing enough.
262
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[Christine] Are you excited
about your new toy?
263
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Yeah.
264
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Gabe, we have so much to do
when we get back.
265
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[Dr. Chiu] Look for surrogates?
266
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Originally, Gabe and I decided
that we were one and done with Baby G.
267
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But, after losing my mom,
it dawned on me that life is hard,
268
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and I would not want Baby G to go
through anything traumatic alone.
269
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And so now,
we are going to expand the Chiu family,
270
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adding Baby H's, and I's,
271
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and J's, possibly, to the Chiu Clan.
272
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Who amongst our friend group do you think,
273
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if we were to entertain
utilizing one of their uteruses,
274
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would be most qualified?
275
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Well, Jaime is too young
and also too thin.
276
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That would just be
an uncomfortable living space.
277
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,143
I think Kim has great…
278
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birthing hips?
279
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But she is surrounded
by really loud music all the time.
280
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You know, they'd come out,
like, DJ'ing, like… [laughs]
281
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So that's out. Nope.
282
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,409
Who's left? Kelly?
283
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,707
No, Kelly has some residual issues
from traumatic relationships.
284
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-I think it would confuse her.
-[Christine] Yeah.
285
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We don't have very good surrogate
candidates in our friend group.
286
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I think the best surrogate
is probably Kane.
287
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,927
[vibrant music playing]
288
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[Kevin] Hey, Mimi.
289
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,023
-Hi.
-Hi, Kevin.
290
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,526
Hey, you look like a Disney princess.
291
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,696
[sweeping orchestral music playing]
292
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,739
[Kevin] This place is so big.
293
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,868
You want me to help you?
294
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,245
-That's okay.
-I can hold it for you if you like.
295
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,331
-I'm bringing your lady to you.
-Hey.
296
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-Yes.
-How are you?
297
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,793
How's it going? Good to see you guys.
298
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,296
-Good to see you.
-Can I move here with you guys?
299
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,756
-How old are you?
-Thirty-seven.
300
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,717
Thirty-seven… No, you're out.
301
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,846
When you first see Mimi and Don,
you think they're the billionaires
302
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,766
that have the jet-set life,
business suit people.
303
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,729
But when you get to know them,
they have the funniest personality.
304
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,564
-[doorbell rings]
-Somebody at the door?
305
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,525
They're kind of like
potty-humor billionaires.
306
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,236
It's really kind of fun
to hang out with them.
307
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,322
I've got 28 different companies.
308
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,406
Holy shit.
309
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,408
In what, though?
310
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Plumbing, fire protection,
we make toilets.
311
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,331
-You make toilets?
-Toilets for prisons.
312
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,918
-It's like bulletproof then too.
-Yeah. No, it's virtually bulletproof.
313
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,419
-Hi, Kim.
-[Kim] How are you?
314
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,463
-[Don] How are you?
-I'm great. You look great.
315
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,298
-Good to see you.
-[Kim] Good to see you too.
316
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,800
-You look fabulous.
-[Kim] Are we going to dance?
317
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,928
-I don't dance, Kim.
-Dancing with the Stars.
318
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,722
-I like that too.
-[Kim] No, stop it, cut it out.
319
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,349
-How are you?
-Good to see you.
320
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,892
[Don] Anywhere you want.
321
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,478
[Kevin] Don was just telling me
about his bulletproof toilets.
322
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,438
[Kim] You make bulletproof toilets?
323
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,482
[Kevin] Right up your alley.
You could use one.
324
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,859
So, how long have you been making toilets?
325
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,569
Toilets? Oh, gosh.
326
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,238
We started making toilets in '69.
327
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,950
-What a great year for toilets.
-[Kim] I'm in the wrong business.
328
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,495
Do you need a model?
He can be a model for your toilets.
329
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,997
I could be a model for the toilet.
330
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:01,001
-[Don] That's a pretty good stance.
-[Kevin] Take a photo.
331
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:05,005
So, Kevin, when you pee,
you stand or you sit?
332
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,632
[music slows to a stop]
333
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,551
[uneasy music playing]
334
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,680
I've never been asked if I sit or stand.
335
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,974
At night I sit 'cause I'm lazy,
336
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,434
and during the day I stand.
337
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,855
Because I don't care because how
you sit or stand, I don't care,
338
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,693
but I want my husband to sit down to pee.
339
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,112
-You want him to sit down to pee?
-[Mimi] Yes.
340
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,615
I'm an OCD girl.
341
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,952
So I have a housekeeper
cleaning every day,
342
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,956
but I'm the person always clean after her.
343
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:43,627
I just want everything
to be perfect and clean, nice.
344
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:47,339
When I got married with Don,
I just cleaned it.
345
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,719
But now he teach Skyler standing up
and peeing, and it drips everywhere.
346
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,971
Oh my God.
347
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,180
This is bothering me.
348
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,725
Here's the deal, though.
I gotta defend myself.
349
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,268
You're in a public toilet.
350
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,812
Do you ever sit your ass on the seat?
351
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,564
Absolutely not.
352
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,606
So you hover?
353
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,734
Yes, that's why you gotta squat.
354
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,777
Exactly, you gotta squat like this.
355
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,905
That's why you gotta learn how to squat.
Yes, you gotta…
356
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,365
[laughing]
357
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,324
[Kim] Yeah.
358
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,952
You admitted she's the person
who owns the house.
359
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,162
She's the boss here.
360
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,289
So are you gonna sit down and pee now?
361
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,291
No, I'm not going to sit down and pee.
362
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,418
Why not? You just said she's the boss.
363
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,546
Yeah, but, you know,
you got to stand up for being a man.
364
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,590
[Kevin] I get it.
365
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,925
Peeing standing
just makes so much more sense.
366
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,470
Whoop. [clicks tongue] And then done.
367
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,931
But it's like, come on. I'd pee
in the shower. I'd pee in the sink.
368
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,684
I'd pee sitting down
if a woman wants me to,
369
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,603
as long as it means a happy relationship.
370
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,105
-I'm not going to sit all the time.
-[Mimi] You do it.
371
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,857
And what's my punishment?
372
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:47,900
I cut.
373
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,652
[Kim] Oh my God! What do you cut?
374
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,238
That is a true Vietnamese woman you have.
375
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,074
[laughing]
376
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,284
Listen, it's too much.
377
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,744
[upbeat music playing]
378
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,712
[sighs]
379
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,924
-Here we are again.
-Mm-hm.
380
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:16,386
A year ago, Gabe and I had decided
that we were one and done with Baby G.
381
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:21,934
So, we consented to discard London
and Margo, our two earlier embryos.
382
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:26,021
So, today we are going back
to see Dr. Baek,
383
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,941
our fertility doctor
who brought Baby G to us,
384
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,361
because Gabe and I want to find out
what other options we have left
385
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,071
to expand the family.
386
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,365
-Hello.
-You're here for your follow-up?
387
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,282
Right.
388
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,827
Awesome.
So let me get you guys checked in.
389
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,080
It looks like she is ready for you,
so I'll take you guys back.
390
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,915
-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.
391
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,545
[Christine] Hi, Dr. Baek.
392
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,879
Hi! Good to see you both.
393
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,422
[Christine] Nice to see you.
394
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,258
You look so pretty.
395
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,594
-Thank you. You look great. [chuckles]
-With your signature pearls.
396
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,138
Thanks for meeting with us.
397
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,598
No, of course. So, how have you guys been?
398
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:05,060
Well… [sighs] Just kind of, I guess,
399
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,187
coming to terms with everything.
400
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,689
Now we're back at step one.
401
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,691
-Well, almost step one.
-Right.
402
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:16,864
And, um, obviously, all the same fears
about trying to have a viable embryo,
403
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,700
and then a successful pregnancy, and then,
404
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,660
hopefully a healthy child.
405
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:26,331
I don't even recall how many eggs
and sperm we have to work with.
406
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,667
Okay, so, we have two vials
of frozen sperm.
407
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,626
[Christine] Okay.
408
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,797
And we have five frozen eggs
from about five years ago.
409
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,133
We'll thaw the first vial of sperm.
410
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:39,553
And we will first check to see,
do we have viable sperm?
411
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,722
Then we will thaw the eggs.
412
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,057
-How many at once?
-We would thaw them all.
413
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,853
Because each egg,
we have to make sure that,
414
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,980
will they fertilize normally, yes or no?
415
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,900
With the understanding
that if we don't have a viable embryo,
416
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,776
we would cancel the transfer.
417
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,903
[Christine] Oh my gosh.
418
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,905
[Dr. Chiu] When do you want
to start the process?
419
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,782
-Tomorrow.
-[Dr. Baek] Tomorrow?
420
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,367
-Tomorrow.
-[Dr. Chiu] Okay.
421
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,704
-I'm going to put out positive energy.
-[Dr. Chiu] Yeah.
422
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,332
♪ We've been through it all ♪
423
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,126
♪ But I still got you ♪
424
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,128
♪ We've been through it all ♪
425
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:18,175
♪ And, boy, I still got you
You, you, you, you… ♪
426
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,135
I've got this fluff now.
427
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,137
I have fluff in my eye.
428
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,181
[Jaime] Fluff?
Good amount of fluff on your eye.
429
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,849
-[Kevin] Ladies.
-Kevin!
430
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,892
What's up?
431
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:30,062
We are trying
to, um, make some flower bouquets.
432
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,064
-You're doing a good job.
-Thanks.
433
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,524
[Jaime] And she ended up
getting it on her eyes.
434
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,194
[Kevin] What do you do here? Um…
435
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,528
No, don't cut!
436
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,655
-[Kevin] Don't cut?
-No.
437
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,325
-Okay. I've never done this before.
-I've never done this before either.
438
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:47,371
If it's anything like when you helped me
with the chandelier, we're fucked.
439
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,498
-[Maria speaking Spanish] No!
-No? Okay.
440
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,417
-[Anna] That's for a plant.
-[Maria] That one has a hole.
441
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,170
Okay, so it doesn't work. This one works.
442
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,006
How come you're not
paying someone to do this for you?
443
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,592
Why do I have to pay somebody
when I can do something?
444
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,637
Really? I mean, you have a driver.
You can drive.
445
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,639
-Yeah.
-You have a cleaner. You can clean.
446
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,058
Yeah, but I know how to clean,
and I know how to drive.
447
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,060
You see, there's a big difference:
448
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,647
new money, old money.
449
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,274
Are you old?
450
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,567
Not old as in my age.
451
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,069
-Okay?
-May I, now?
452
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,779
Well, no!
453
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,532
When do we cut stuff?
454
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,285
Kevin, you should make one for Kim.
455
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,911
-[Kevin] One of these?
-Yeah.
456
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,539
Or we can help you.
We can make one together for Kim.
457
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,625
-Pay me for the vase.
-[sighs] That's if I…
458
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,669
[Jaime] Have you ever given her
flowers before?
459
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,129
No, I mean…
460
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,797
Well, girls like flowers. So…
461
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,175
I know, girls also
apparently like lie detector tests.
462
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,261
[Jaime] She's making you
take a lie detector test?
463
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,554
[Kevin] Yeah.
464
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,889
[Maria] So for what reason
do you do it, I'm sorry?
465
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,393
Because Kim doesn't believe me
and trust me.
466
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,394
What do I do?
467
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,063
Listen, you don't have to do anything.
468
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,025
Well, Kim says
it'll really help our trust.
469
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,944
And Kim is the only girl in this world?
470
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,072
-Kim is not the only girl in this world.
-[Anna] Yes.
471
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,658
And you're going to listen to a girl?
472
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,076
[speaks Spanish]
473
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,370
What does that mean?
474
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,372
Where's his balls? I mean, shit, man.
475
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,876
If I were a guy, and somebody said
take a lie detector test,
476
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,377
I'd say, "Go fuck yourself."
477
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,754
I don't think that's right.
478
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,757
I don't think it's right either,
but relationships, Kevin,
479
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,550
are supposed to be built on trust,
480
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,969
and if she doesn't even
trust you to the point
481
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,180
where you have
to take a lie detector test,
482
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:31,391
it's not going to be working
'cause imagine what'll happen later.
483
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,852
This is not going to be the first, like,
484
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:37,397
incident or hiccup that you guys have.
485
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,275
She'll probably make me pee
in a cup every month too.
486
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,569
[chuckling]
487
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,780
[groans] I hate this.
488
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,908
[Anna] Why do you have to take a test
for some girl?
489
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:51,244
-I don't even know anymore.
-[Jaime] For trust.
490
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,122
It's fine that… Now that I think
of it, it's kind of stupid.
491
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,624
It's stupid.
492
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:59,419
So don't do it. Tell her it's stupid.
Tell her, "If you don't trust me--"
493
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,172
-"Then fuck off. See you. Peace out."
-[Jaime] Yeah.
494
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,216
[Anna] It's obvious that Kevin likes Kim.
495
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,302
But then, have I seen Kim play games? Yes.
496
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,931
And as a mother,
I don't like when girls play games.
497
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,849
So if she stops the game,
498
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:17,187
then maybe they can actually
truly get to know each other.
499
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,730
[Jaime] I kind of want to take one.
500
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,817
-For yourself? Or to date someone?
-I don't know, for fun.
501
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,570
All right, I'm going to do one to you.
Jaime, do you like women?
502
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:26,947
No.
503
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:27,989
I believe you.
504
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,866
[both laugh]
505
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:37,666
♪ I'll reach for the stars ♪
506
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,252
♪ Even when it's hard ♪
507
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:44,089
♪ I'll reach for the stars ♪
508
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,591
♪ No matter how far they are ♪
509
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,552
[Don] Mimi, Mimi, come down.
510
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,303
I've got something to show you.
511
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,263
[Mimi] Yes.
512
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,099
-[Don] Come on.
-Oh.
513
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,183
[Don] Come on, babe.
514
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,520
-I got a present for you.
-[Mimi] What's that?
515
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,856
[Don chuckles] You gotta see it.
516
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,108
I'm gonna give you a clue.
517
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,401
It's sparkly.
518
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,570
-What do you think?
-Sparkly?
519
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:07,988
You want to see it?
520
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,407
-Yeah, of course. I want to see it.
-All right.
521
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,783
Boom.
522
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,036
[Mimi] Wow.
523
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,414
It's so beautiful.
524
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:19,958
[Don] You can see your face in it.
525
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:21,960
Jesus…
526
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,086
[Don chuckles]
527
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,922
My aim peeing,
I'd say, I'm pretty good at it.
528
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,092
You know, I've…
I've had practice a long time.
529
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,470
Skyler, not so good.
530
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,556
Boy is a boy, and it's driving Mimi crazy.
531
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,727
So to make Mama happy,
I figured we make toilets,
532
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,770
so I had them make one,
533
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,440
and I put Swarovski crystals all over it.
534
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,276
Now, I think
that's going to make Mimi happy.
535
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,820
-[Mimi] Beautiful.
-I had that seat special made in Europe.
536
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,405
[Mimi] Looks so cool, Don.
537
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,991
Yeah, so let's put it in.
538
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,284
No.
539
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,496
[Don] What do you mean, no?
540
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:01,374
So, this is so beautiful. You can't stand.
You can pee all over the crystal.
541
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:05,712
I'm not going to make a mess.
You'll never see my pee on this thing.
542
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,172
[Mimi] No, it doesn't work.
543
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:11,134
You want to put it in for me,
you have to sit down to pee.
544
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,386
You have to.
545
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,473
You have to.
This one, you have to sit down.
546
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:17,974
You and Skyler.
547
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,976
-You guys talk.
-Let me talk to Skyler.
548
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,605
If you guys sit down to pee,
then I take your gift.
549
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,649
Why the hell am I going to sit?
550
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:29,027
-You have to. I'm not going to put it in.
-[Don] I don't want to.
551
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,656
-All right. What the hell?
-Show me.
552
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:34,950
Show you where?
553
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,160
-Right there. On the other one.
-On the toilet?
554
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,328
Yeah.
555
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:42,207
Well, yeah, I told you I would do it.
No big deal. Okay, I'll go.
556
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:45,377
I'll sit down.
557
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,836
Only to keep you happy.
558
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,006
You know, in life or in marriage,
559
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,009
it's important
to kind of hit a compromise.
560
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,096
You could be stubborn about everything
and sit on your principles.
561
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,806
And you're not going anywhere.
562
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,474
A happy wife's a happy life,
563
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,519
so sometimes you just do shit
you don't want to do.
564
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,563
Why are you taking so long?
565
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,022
Mind your own business.
566
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,696
I want to hear.
567
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,322
-[toilet flushes]
-Yes.
568
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,740
I got it.
569
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,242
All right, put it in!
570
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,954
♪ Oh, oh, oh boy, here we go again ♪
571
00:26:21,037 --> 00:26:24,583
♪ Here we go, here we go
Here we go again ♪
572
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,751
♪ We go again
Oh, oh, oh boy ♪
573
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:30,589
You nervous?
574
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,133
I'm not nervous. Are you nervous?
575
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:34,843
-Yeah, you are.
-Knock, knock.
576
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,428
-Hi.
-Hello.
577
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:37,596
[Kevin] How's it going?
578
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,806
-I'm Kim. Nice to meet you, John.
-I'm John.
579
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,391
-I'm Kevin.
-Hi.
580
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:42,684
Thanks for having us.
581
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,228
Are we telling the truth about our names?
582
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,772
We're not hooked up yet. I don't know.
583
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:48,773
Okay.
584
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,569
So, how accurate are these?
585
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:57,073
Usually polygraph results
are in the high 90% accurate.
586
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,659
[Kevin] How do you know
if they're lying or not though?
587
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,078
It's what I've done since the 1980s.
588
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,415
No, I mean this, like, what is…?
589
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:09,002
Going to be a medical screen. It shows
blood, sweat, and breathing changes.
590
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:12,339
We're handling this the same
as if it was a murder polygraph.
591
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,966
Whoa! This is like murder?
592
00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:16,551
Same test.
593
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,640
You're going to be answering
questions that are yes or no answerable.
594
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,727
For most accuracy, we need you to answer
"yes" or "no" with your mouth only.
595
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,480
No head movements, no body movements.
596
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:30,565
-Like a statue.
-[Kevin] Okay.
597
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,108
Is there "maybes"?
598
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,195
[John] No, it's gotta be straight
yes or no questions.
599
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,780
[Kevin] What if you cough?
600
00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:39,991
If you cough on questions of importance,
it will make you fail.
601
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,702
[coughs] Better get it out of the way.
602
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:43,953
[clears throat]
603
00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,081
-Okay. I'll do this.
-[Kim] All right.
604
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,333
I will sit over here.
605
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,669
And you sit right there.
606
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,213
-[John] Ready to be wired up?
-[Kevin] Yeah, let's do it.
607
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,131
This is for your lower breathing.
608
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,258
Going to be one
of the blue lines we watch.
609
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,344
-Arms up.
-What the fuck?
610
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,137
This is making me nervous.
611
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,974
Everybody's nervous taking a polygraph.
That won't affect your score.
612
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,393
[Kevin] That's good, okay.
613
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,645
[John] All right,
it's picking up his blood,
614
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,689
sweat, lower breathing
and upper breathing.
615
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,399
Oh, wow. That's real.
616
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,192
This is a question, but it's serious.
617
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,445
[whispers] What if all of a sudden you
feel horny or something? Will you fail?
618
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:22,158
You just want to answer all questions
in the same volume and strength.
619
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,619
-So if you're ready, it's ready.
-[Kevin] Let's go.
620
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,788
[John] Are you in California?
621
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:27,831
[Kevin] Yes.
622
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,165
[John] Are you in Texas?
623
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,917
-No.
-[John] Go ahead.
624
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,921
Have you ever had intercourse
with Kane Lim?
625
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:35,839
No.
626
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,175
[John] Have you ever rode a motorcycle?
627
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,510
-No.
-[John] Go ahead.
628
00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:44,180
Did you ever have real feelings for Kelly?
629
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,098
No.
630
00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:48,226
Have you hooked up with anybody else
631
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,770
ever since you went out
with Kim Lee on that trip?
632
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,021
No.
633
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,065
Do you have true feelings for Kim Lee?
634
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,400
Yes.
635
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,652
-Can you tell if I'm lying right now?
-[John] Yes.
636
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,987
[Kim] Was he lying?
637
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,238
He's telling the truth.
638
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,116
[warm music playing]
639
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,702
Okay, that's the end
of the chart collection.
640
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,620
[Kim] You really did not look at me.
641
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,330
-I can't.
-[Kim] Why?
642
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,542
I feel like it's going to make me jolt.
643
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,420
I kind of get that anyway
whenever I look at you.
644
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:19,466
I wasn't looking forward
to this lie detector test going in,
645
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:23,678
but I feel so relieved
to finally get this on paper for her
646
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,556
to see that I've been honest
this whole time.
647
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:29,267
So really, the truth does set you free.
648
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,770
[Kim] Honestly, I really need
to buy this machine.
649
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,605
What do you recommend I should do?
650
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:37,275
A person like me that has trust issues.
Buy a lie detecting test, right?
651
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:39,944
No? Okay.
652
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,949
-Okay, let's get it adjusted to her.
-Okay.
653
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,826
[John] Are you in California?
654
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,787
-Yes.
-[John] Go ahead.
655
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,497
Do you have feelings for me?
656
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,498
Yes.
657
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,628
[Kevin] Do you still love
your ex-boyfriend?
658
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:02,217
[Kim] Um, I don't know if I do.
How do I answer that?
659
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,134
Truthfully.
660
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:06,971
[Kevin] Are you still in love
with your ex-boyfriend?
661
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:08,431
No.
662
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,018
Do you even really want to be with me?
663
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,730
No.
664
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:21,194
As an adult, have you ever stolen
anything and got away with it?
665
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,278
I think we're good.
666
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:24,531
[sentimental music playing]
667
00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,411
[exhales]
668
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,412
[John] Thank you.
669
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,710
[Kevin] So, what are the results, John?
670
00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:41,673
[John] Kim did not have as good
of results as you did.
671
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,884
The question about feelings
about a last boyfriend,
672
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,971
it's scoring her as a deception indicated.
673
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,097
Which means?
674
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,473
Lying.
675
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,937
[Kevin] Funny, the person accuses the
person the most is the one who does it.
676
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,106
Next.
677
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,567
[John] He asked you
if you wanted to be with him.
678
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:04,237
And you said no. The computer says
she's telling the truth on that.
679
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,154
Yup.
680
00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:10,410
I just don't see, like, myself being
with you because I can't trust you and--
681
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:12,287
You can't trust me after this?
682
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,080
Um…
683
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,667
I don't know.
684
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,877
[Kevin] How?
685
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,212
You know how much this hurts?
686
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:24,841
I've been nothing but trustworthy to you.
I've proven it to you.
687
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:28,386
And you can't see being with me
because you don't trust me.
688
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,972
-You're damaged. I know you're damaged.
-But I am.
689
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:32,724
Let me be there for you.
690
00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:37,562
[sighs]
691
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,147
This was a mistake.
692
00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:46,654
[dramatic music playing]