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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（小康的新公寓，西好萊塢）

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‎（小康）

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‎（迪奧）

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‎加入我吧，來

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‎-嗨！在做什麼？
‎-誦經…

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‎（凱莉）

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‎…我在走廊就聽到了，聞起來真香

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‎-我在燒香，妳好嗎？來吧
‎-見到你真好

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‎聽著，我在誦經，淨化家裡

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‎我總會貼出告示

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‎這段中文意思是

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‎“守護花朵昆蟲的靈將來到這個空間

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‎請在拆遷開始之前離開
‎我們無意傷害祢”

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‎-我很期待看你怎麼裝潢
‎-會有我的風格

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‎我很在乎風水
‎我好像找到了一個真正的大師

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‎-他隨時都會到
‎-好

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‎我真的很興奮

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‎在中國傳統中
‎風水是家中物品的擺設方式

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‎風水會影響你的未來、性生活、財富

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‎可能會影響感情生活…

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‎（風水師 孟大師）

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‎…所以我希望孟大師
‎能幫忙改善我家的風水

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‎因為我希望能35歲就退休

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‎我不想當克莉絲汀
‎都47歲了還在勾心鬥角

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‎-我剛買下這間房子
‎-好

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‎我需要有人幫我看風水

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‎我知道好風水能帶來財富
‎我需要財富才能獨立

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‎-好
‎-不依靠我爸媽，所以…

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‎我覺得地點不錯，地點很好

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‎這應該是附近最好的建築之一
‎有代客泊車服務

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‎-那是好風水
‎-他應該不在乎那點

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‎-要我帶你參觀一下嗎？
‎-好

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‎這是主臥，通常建議人睡哪裡？

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‎床的擺放位置必須讓你的頭朝北

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‎腳朝南

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‎真的嗎？但這樣會對著馬桶

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‎對，我知道，因為大樓格局錯了

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‎人生中最重要的兩件事

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‎是睡眠和飲食，對吧？

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‎性

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‎對，你睡覺，然後做愛

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‎中國有兩大哲學派系

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‎一個是孔家，大家都聽過

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‎另一個是孟家

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‎所以我請了孟大師

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‎因為他是中國孟家的第69代

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‎這就是我的黑龍劍

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‎所以其實不是普通的劍

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‎-我讓你們看
‎-網路上買不到

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‎它是黑色，因為它吸收了負能量

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‎像是如果這裡有一個惡靈

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‎那就點祂一下，然後唸一段咒語

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‎-我可以到處走走嗎？
‎-可以

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‎他懂風水，懂道家

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‎懂怎麼淨化空間

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‎他開勞斯萊斯，所以他一定很厲害

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‎就是這樣

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‎你能告訴我我何時能退休嗎？

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‎壞消息，你曾經有過很好的機會

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‎但你錯過了

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‎你那時心不在焉

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‎可能要47歲

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‎你之前虛擲光陰

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‎我要跳樓

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‎小康，別這麼誇張

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‎沒關係

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‎幹！

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‎抱歉

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‎（凱文的公寓，洛杉磯）

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‎-嘿
‎-嗨

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‎小金快速親了我的嘴唇一下

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‎（凱文）

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‎這也是進展，對吧？

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‎（小金）

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‎看起來很棒

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‎謝謝

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‎下次，法國人發明了一種好東西

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‎叫做法式舌吻，來吧！

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‎-你會做菜嗎？
‎-我會，真的

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‎我幾乎每餐都是自己煮

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‎好喔，凱文主廚

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‎來，請坐

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‎嗯

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‎謝謝妳過來

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‎蠟燭

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‎是迪奧的

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‎喔…

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‎我以為妳會認出來

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‎我認不出來

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‎-餓了嗎？
‎-有一點

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‎好，太好了，來吧

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‎我會煮這個給家人吃
‎所以我想煮給妳吃

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‎你跟小康談過了嗎？

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‎嗯，我希望我們現在沒問題
‎可以放下恩怨

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‎妳知道？但我覺得他還在記仇

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‎我不知道該怎麼繼續，不知道，很怪

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‎嗯

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‎那現在怎麼做？

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‎怎樣？

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‎我真的很喜歡妳

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‎嗯

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‎我還是覺得很困惑

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‎-還在困惑嗎？
‎-對

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‎-我想跟你進一步發展
‎-對

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‎我是喜歡你

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‎但我不信任你

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‎那可不妙

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‎所以我有個解決辦法

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‎我想…

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‎請你接受測謊

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‎因為那能解決所有問題

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‎妳想知道什麼真相？

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‎你的目的是什麼？你真的喜歡我嗎？

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‎還是我只是另一個你想要上床的女孩

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‎測謊？

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‎-對
‎-好

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‎那對我會有幫助

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‎很有幫助

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‎好

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‎對我們的友誼會很有幫助

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‎我不知道，我們的感情

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‎它會幫助我們前進

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‎妳在開玩笑吧？

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‎我不知道有人會用測謊機
‎測試別人誠實與否

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‎我以為做了違法的事才會用到

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‎我…

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‎願意接受測謊

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‎條件是如果妳也接受測謊

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‎我為什麼要接受測謊？

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‎因為我也想知道妳是否真的喜歡我

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‎我真的想贏得金的信任

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‎我很喜歡她

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‎我只是沒想到會這樣

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‎-我已經知道你會問我什麼了
‎-好，猜猜看

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‎妳有肛交過嗎？

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‎（莫里斯莊園，紐波特海灘）

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‎（咪咪）

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‎嘿，寶貝

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‎（唐）

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‎-嗨，寶貝
‎-早安

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‎吃早餐囉

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‎唐，我今天幫你準備了綠果汁

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‎嗯？

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‎-綠果汁
‎-討厭

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‎對身體很好

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‎我知道，但還是很難喝

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‎我希望你能活久一點

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‎長命百歲

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‎唐和我在一起20年了

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‎結婚十年

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‎唐比我大22歲

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‎大部分的人好像都以為是我逼他娶我

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‎我沒有

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‎我當時不想嫁給他

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‎我已經離婚一次了
‎所以我不想重蹈覆徹

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‎但唐真的很想結婚

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‎他一直逼我：“妳能嫁給我嗎？”
‎每天一直問

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‎所以他終於說服我了

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‎七年前我們生了一個兒子，斯凱勒

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‎他是我的一切

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‎糟糕

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‎該死的茶壺滴得到處都是

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‎把舊的給我，那個比較好用

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‎有鬆餅嗎？

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‎你不能吃鬆餅

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‎為什麼？

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‎你只能喝果汁、果昔、綠茶
‎那裡還有很多食物

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‎-天啊
‎-對身體很好

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‎笑著吃！

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‎該死

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‎你和我每天吵架

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‎-因為妳常修理我
‎-你欠修理

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‎必須吵架，如果不偶爾抱怨一下
‎那行不通

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‎（拉斯維加斯）

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‎寶貝G，你看這些車！

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‎（克莉絲汀）

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‎-那是怪獸卡車！
‎-哇！

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‎洛杉磯的車道都裝不下

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‎（趙醫師）

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‎寶貝G，我們得幫爸爸找車，好嗎？

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‎我總會用心慶祝任何節日

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‎父親節快到了
‎我希望能為蓋布特別準備

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‎因為他是最善良、慈愛、大方

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‎超棒的一百分父親

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‎三升V6引擎，四段變速

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‎很可愛，這輛好可愛

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‎他最近常提到老爺車

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‎聽說只有在現場拍賣會上買得到

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‎各位先生女士
‎我們將根據順序繼續拍賣下一輛車

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‎下一輛是709號

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‎我需要二號麥克風

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‎這是比佛利山莊經典的手術顏色

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‎沒錯

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‎看那輛粉紅色的

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‎蓋布，這輛車以多少錢賣出？好可愛

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‎一萬

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‎-不會吧！
‎-對

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‎我的包包比這還貴

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‎這輛不錯

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‎對，我的嗜好之一是車

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‎我的夢想車款之一是柯爾維特

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‎我覺得銀色的看起來很漂亮

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‎在南加州，敞篷車是王道

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‎這是編號709.1 59
‎雪佛蘭柯爾維特改裝敞篷車

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‎所有配件都已換新並重新校正
‎看起來就像剛出廠的新車

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‎你的最高預算是多少？

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‎不知道，這樣的車應該要十萬美元

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‎八萬，九萬，現在是十萬美元…

210
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‎-十萬了
‎-對，已經喊到十萬了

211
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,998
‎-要標嗎？
‎-13萬5千美元

212
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,875
‎14萬5千！有15萬嗎？

213
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,253
‎嗯，價格太高了

214
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,674
‎問題是我不夠了解…

215
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,884
‎我覺得可以停了

216
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:17,968
‎天啊

217
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,100
‎這不是克莉絲汀第一次
‎不知道何時該停手

218
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:28,270
‎她曾在拍賣會上兩度對自己競標

219
00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:33,234
‎成交！15萬美元賣出

220
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,944
‎恭喜！

221
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,904
‎耶！

222
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,700
‎耶！寶貝G，好耶

223
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,202
‎您戴著拍賣證，是您要簽名嗎？

224
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,663
‎-對
‎-是嗎？

225
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,373
‎正楷姓名和簽名

226
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,002
‎她標下那輛車，我的天

227
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,212
‎超棒

228
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,257
‎史上最棒的父親節

229
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,468
‎父親節快樂

230
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,386
‎謝謝

231
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,349
‎哇，真舒服

232
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,726
‎對，還不賴吧？

233
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,561
‎我們要親一下，來吧

234
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,493
‎再見，拉斯維加斯

235
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,664
‎你能說“離開拉斯維加斯”嗎？

236
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,417
‎不要嗎？好吧

237
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,919
‎父親節過得開心嗎？

238
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,629
‎對，夠輕鬆

239
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,632
‎你期待新玩具嗎？

240
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,550
‎期待

241
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,762
‎蓋布，我們回去後有很多事要做

242
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,346
‎妳是說找代孕嗎？

243
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:49,852
‎蓋布和我原本決定一個孩子就好

244
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:55,149
‎但我在失去我媽後發覺人生很艱難

245
00:12:55,232 --> 00:13:01,739
‎我不想讓寶貝G
‎獨自面對任何恐怖的事

246
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:06,535
‎所以我們現在要為趙家增添成員

247
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,829
‎加入寶貝H，寶貝I

248
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,415
‎可能還有寶貝J

249
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,335
‎你覺得我們朋友圈中哪個人

250
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:19,465
‎假設我們要考慮借用她的子宮

251
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,509
‎誰最適合？

252
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,845
‎杰美太年輕，也太瘦了

253
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,765
‎寶寶會住得很不舒服

254
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,143
‎我覺得小金有很棒的…

255
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,480
‎適合生產的屁股？

256
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:39,318
‎但她總是被很大聲的音樂包圍

257
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,822
‎她會出來刷碟…

258
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,407
‎所以她也不行

259
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,409
‎還剩誰？凱莉？

260
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,707
‎不，凱莉過去在感情中受了傷
‎現在還有一些心理創傷

261
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,460
‎-我覺得她會很困惑
‎-對

262
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,463
‎我們的朋友圈裡沒有適合的代孕人選

263
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,882
‎我覺得最好的代孕人選應該是小康

264
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:13,435
‎（莫里斯莊園，紐波特海灘）

265
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,520
‎嘿，咪咪

266
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,023
‎-嗨
‎-嗨，凱文

267
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,526
‎妳看起來像迪士尼公主

268
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,447
‎妳家好大

269
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,868
‎需要幫忙嗎？

270
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,245
‎-沒關係
‎-我可以幫妳拉裙擺

271
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,331
‎-我帶你太太來了
‎-嘿

272
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,416
‎-對
‎-你好嗎？

273
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,793
‎最近好嗎？很高興見到你

274
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,296
‎-很高興見到你
‎-我可以搬來跟你們住嗎？

275
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,756
‎-你幾歲？
‎-37歲

276
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,717
‎37歲，不行，你出局了

277
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,595
‎第一次見到咪咪和唐時
‎你會以為他們是那種

278
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:52,766
‎穿著西裝，每天搭噴射機的億萬富翁

279
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,729
‎但認識他們以後
‎你會發現他們的個性超有趣

280
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,564
‎有人按門鈴

281
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,525
‎他們有點像葷素不忌的億萬富翁

282
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,236
‎跟他們相處真的很好玩

283
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,322
‎我有28家不同的公司

284
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,406
‎天啊

285
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,408
‎但在什麼產業？

286
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:13,078
‎水電、消防，我們生產馬桶

287
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,331
‎-馬桶嗎？
‎-對，監獄的馬桶

288
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,918
‎-那也要防彈，對嗎？
‎-對，簡直能防彈

289
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,419
‎-嗨，小金
‎-你好嗎？

290
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,463
‎-你好嗎？
‎-我很好，你看起來很棒

291
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,381
‎-很高興見到你
‎-很高興見到你

292
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,800
‎-妳看起來好美
‎-我們要跳舞嗎？

293
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,928
‎-我不跳舞，金
‎-《與星共舞》

294
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,722
‎-我也喜歡
‎-不，別說了

295
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,349
‎-你好嗎？
‎-很高興見到妳

296
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,892
‎隨便坐

297
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,478
‎唐剛才提到他生產的防彈馬桶

298
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,438
‎你生產防彈馬桶？

299
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,482
‎很適合妳，妳需要一個

300
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,859
‎你生產馬桶多久了？

301
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,569
‎馬桶嗎？天啊

302
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,238
‎我們從1969年開始做馬桶

303
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,950
‎-很適合做馬桶的年份
‎-我走錯行了

304
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,495
‎需要模特兒嗎？
‎他可以當你的馬桶的模特兒

305
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,997
‎我可以當馬桶本身

306
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,001
‎-姿勢很好
‎-拍張照

307
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:05,005
‎凱文，你是站著尿還是坐著尿？

308
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,680
‎我從來沒被問過是坐著還是站著尿

309
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,974
‎晚上我會坐著，因為我很懶

310
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,434
‎白天我會站著

311
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,855
‎因為我不在乎你坐著還是站著

312
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,693
‎但我希望我老公坐著尿尿

313
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,112
‎-妳要他坐著尿尿？
‎-對

314
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,615
‎我有強迫症

315
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,952
‎所以我每天都有請管家打掃

316
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,956
‎但我會在她之後再清一次

317
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:43,627
‎我希望一切都乾淨無瑕

318
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:47,339
‎我跟唐結婚後，我認命清廁所

319
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,719
‎但現在他也教斯凱勒站著尿
‎滴得到處都是

320
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,971
‎天啊

321
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,180
‎讓我很困擾

322
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,725
‎事情是這樣，我得為自己辯護

323
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,268
‎如果在公廁

324
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,812
‎你會坐在馬桶上嗎？

325
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,564
‎-不會！
‎-絕對不會

326
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,606
‎所以妳會懸空？

327
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,734
‎對，所以才要深蹲

328
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,777
‎沒錯，得像這樣蹲下

329
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,905
‎-所以要學會深蹲
‎-對，必須這樣…

330
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,324
‎對

331
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,952
‎你承認她是房子的主人

332
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,162
‎她是這裡的老大

333
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,330
‎那你會坐著尿嗎？

334
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,291
‎不，我不會坐著尿尿

335
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,418
‎為什麼？你剛剛說她是老大

336
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,629
‎對，但你得捍衛自己的男性尊嚴

337
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,590
‎我懂

338
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,925
‎站著尿尿合理多了

339
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,470
‎完成

340
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,931
‎但是我會在洗澡時尿尿
‎我會在水槽尿尿

341
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,684
‎要是女生要求我坐著尿尿，我會配合

342
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,603
‎只要能讓我們不會吵架

343
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,105
‎-我不會一直坐著
‎-坐著吧

344
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,857
‎懲罰是什麼？

345
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:47,775
‎剪掉

346
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,652
‎天啊！剪掉什麼？

347
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,197
‎她是真正的越南女人

348
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,284
‎太誇張了

349
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,707
‎（加州生殖醫學診所）

350
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,006
‎又來了

351
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:16,386
‎一年前
‎蓋布和我決定一個孩子就夠了

352
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:21,934
‎所以我們同意銷毀先前的兩個胚胎
‎倫敦和瑪格

353
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:26,021
‎所以今天我們要回去看白醫生

354
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,941
‎為我們帶來寶貝G的生殖醫師

355
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:34,071
‎因為蓋布和我想知道若想擴大家庭
‎我們還有什麼選擇

356
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,365
‎-妳好
‎-是要見白醫師做後續檢查嗎？

357
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,282
‎對

358
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,827
‎好的，我先幫你們掛號

359
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,080
‎看來醫師準備好了，我帶你們過去

360
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,832
‎-非常感謝
‎-不客氣

361
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,545
‎白醫師好

362
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,879
‎嗨！很高興見到你們

363
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,422
‎很高興見到妳

364
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,258
‎妳真漂亮

365
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,010
‎-謝謝，妳看起來很美
‎-妳的招牌珍珠

366
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,138
‎謝謝妳見我們

367
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,222
‎當然

368
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,390
‎最近好嗎？

369
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,307
‎（產科醫師）

370
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,060
‎就是有點…

371
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,187
‎接受了一切

372
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,689
‎我們又回到原點了

373
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,691
‎-幾乎是原點
‎-嗯

374
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:16,864
‎當然還有之前經歷過的那些恐懼
‎要成功獲得胚胎

375
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,700
‎然後要順利懷孕

376
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,660
‎希望能生下健康的寶寶

377
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:26,331
‎我連還有多少卵子和精子都不記得

378
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,667
‎好，有兩小瓶冷凍精子

379
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,626
‎好

380
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,797
‎還有五年前冷凍的五顆卵子

381
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,549
‎我們會解凍第一瓶精子

382
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,553
‎先檢查看看有沒有可用精子

383
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,722
‎然後會解凍卵子

384
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,057
‎-一次幾顆？
‎-會解凍全部

385
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,853
‎因為必須確認每顆卵子

386
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,980
‎是否能正常受精

387
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,900
‎兩位需了解，如果沒有活胚胎

388
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,776
‎我們會取消植入手術

389
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,903
‎天啊

390
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,905
‎妳想什麼時候開始？

391
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,782
‎-明天
‎-明天？

392
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,367
‎-明天
‎-好

393
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,704
‎-我要釋放正能量
‎-對

394
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,758
‎（安娜榭伊的新莊園，比佛利山莊）

395
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,135
‎我身上有毛

396
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,137
‎跑進眼睛了

397
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,181
‎毛？妳的眼睛上很多

398
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,849
‎-女士們
‎-凱文！

399
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,892
‎在做什麼？

400
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:30,062
‎我們在插花

401
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,064
‎-妳們做得很好
‎-謝謝

402
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,942
‎結果跑進她眼睛了

403
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,610
‎這個怎麼弄？

404
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,528
‎不要切！

405
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,655
‎-不切？
‎-不要切

406
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,283
‎-好，我從沒做過這種事
‎-我也沒做過

407
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:47,371
‎如果這次跟你幫我弄吊燈那次一樣
‎那我們就完蛋了

408
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,539
‎-不！
‎-不是嗎？好

409
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,376
‎-那是放植物的
‎-那個有洞

410
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,961
‎好，所以那個不行

411
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,170
‎這個可以

412
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,006
‎妳為什麼不付錢請人幫妳弄？

413
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,592
‎可以自己來，為什麼要付錢請人做？

414
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,637
‎真的嗎？妳有司機，但妳能自己開車

415
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,639
‎-對
‎-妳有清潔工，妳可以打掃

416
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,058
‎但我知道怎麼打掃，怎麼開車

417
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,060
‎你看，有個很大的區別

418
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,647
‎暴發戶，和世襲的財富

419
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,274
‎妳是老的嗎？

420
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,567
‎不是指我的年齡

421
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,069
‎-好吧？
‎-可以切了嗎？

422
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,779
‎不行！

423
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,532
‎什麼時候可以切東西？

424
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,285
‎凱文，你應該做一個送小金

425
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,911
‎-這個嗎？
‎-對

426
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,497
‎或者我們可以幫你
‎我們可以一起做一個送給小金

427
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,625
‎-給我花瓶的錢
‎-如果我…

428
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,669
‎你送過花給她嗎？

429
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,129
‎沒有

430
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,797
‎女生喜歡收到花

431
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,175
‎我知道，顯然女生也喜歡測謊

432
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,261
‎她要你接受測謊？

433
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,554
‎對

434
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,889
‎冒昧請問，為什麼你要測謊？

435
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,393
‎因為小金不相信我，也不信任我

436
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,394
‎我該怎麼辦？

437
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,063
‎聽著，你什麼都不必做

438
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,025
‎小金說這能讓我們更信任彼此

439
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,944
‎小金是世界上唯一的女孩嗎？

440
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,072
‎-小金不是世界上唯一的女孩
‎-對

441
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,241
‎你要聽女生的話？

442
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,370
‎什麼意思？

443
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,372
‎真不像男人，我是說，該死

444
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,876
‎如果我是男的，有人要我接受測謊

445
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,377
‎我會說：“去死吧”

446
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,754
‎我覺得那樣不對

447
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,757
‎我也覺得不對，但凱文

448
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,550
‎關係應該建立在信任之上

449
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,053
‎如果她不相信你

450
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,180
‎甚至要你接受測謊

451
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:31,391
‎這段關係一定行不通
‎想想以後會發生什麼事

452
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,852
‎這不會是第一次…

453
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:37,397
‎你們之間發生的事件或小問題

454
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,275
‎她大概也會每個月要求我驗尿

455
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:44,780
‎煩死了

456
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,908
‎為什麼要為了一個女生測謊？

457
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:51,244
‎-我已經搞不清楚了
‎-為了信任

458
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,122
‎沒關係…仔細想想，有點蠢

459
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,624
‎很蠢

460
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:59,419
‎所以不要答應，告訴她那很蠢
‎跟她說：“如果妳不信任我…

461
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,172
‎-…那就滾，再見，掰掰”
‎-對

462
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,216
‎一看就知道凱文喜歡小金

463
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,302
‎但我有沒有看到小金耍花招？有

464
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,931
‎身為母親，我不喜歡女生耍花招

465
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,849
‎所以如果她不耍花招了

466
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:17,187
‎也許他們能真正了解彼此

467
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,730
‎我有點想接受測謊

468
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,817
‎-妳自己想要？還是為了約會對象？
‎-不知道，為了好玩

469
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,570
‎好吧，我要問妳一題
‎杰美，妳喜歡女人嗎？

470
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:26,947
‎不喜歡

471
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:27,989
‎我相信妳

472
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,092
‎（莫里斯莊園，紐波特海灘）

473
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,552
‎咪咪，下來

474
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,303
‎我有東西要給妳看

475
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,263
‎好

476
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,099
‎來吧

477
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,183
‎來吧，寶貝

478
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,520
‎-我有個禮物要給妳
‎-那是什麼？

479
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:00,856
‎妳一定要來看看

480
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,691
‎給妳一個線索

481
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,192
‎亮晶晶

482
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,570
‎-妳覺得是什麼？
‎-亮晶晶？

483
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:07,988
‎想看嗎？

484
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,407
‎-當然，我想看
‎-好

485
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,036
‎哇

486
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,414
‎好漂亮

487
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:19,958
‎可以看到妳的臉

488
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:21,793
‎天啊

489
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,922
‎我覺得我尿尿很準

490
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,092
‎畢竟我已經練習很久了

491
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,470
‎但斯凱勒就不太準了

492
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,556
‎他還是小男生，咪咪快抓狂了

493
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,727
‎所以為了讓媽媽開心
‎我想說既然我的公司生產馬桶

494
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,770
‎那我就訂製一個

495
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,440
‎在上面貼滿施華洛世奇水晶

496
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,276
‎我想這會讓咪咪很開心

497
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,820
‎-好美
‎-坐墊是在歐洲訂做的

498
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,405
‎看起來很酷，唐

499
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,991
‎好，那就裝上去吧

500
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,284
‎不要

501
00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:56,912
‎什麼意思？

502
00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:01,374
‎這個太美了，不能站著尿
‎你會尿在水晶上

503
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:05,712
‎我不會弄髒
‎妳絕對不會在上面看到我的尿

504
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,088
‎行不通

505
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:11,134
‎你想幫我裝這個馬桶
‎那你就要坐著尿尿

506
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,386
‎一定要

507
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,473
‎一定要，這個馬桶必須坐著尿

508
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:17,974
‎你和斯凱勒

509
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,935
‎-你們聊聊
‎-讓我跟斯凱勒談談

510
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:23,605
‎如果你們坐著尿，我就收下這份禮物

511
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,649
‎我幹嘛要坐？

512
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:29,027
‎-一定要，我不會裝上去
‎-我不想

513
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,656
‎-好吧，算了
‎-示範給我看

514
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:34,950
‎在哪裡示範？

515
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,160
‎-那裡，另一個馬桶
‎-在馬桶上？

516
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,328
‎對

517
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:42,207
‎好吧，我說我會坐著尿
‎沒什麼大不了，我去尿

518
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:45,377
‎我會坐著

519
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,836
‎都是為了讓妳開心

520
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,006
‎不管是人生還是婚姻

521
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,009
‎懂得妥協很重要

522
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,096
‎如果對任何事都很固執，堅持原則

523
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,847
‎那不會有什麼進展

524
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,474
‎幸福的妻子等於幸福的生活

525
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,519
‎所以有時就是必須做你不想做的事

526
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,563
‎怎麼那麼久？

527
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,022
‎別多管閒事

528
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,696
‎我想聽

529
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,322
‎好耶

530
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,740
‎我成功了

531
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,992
‎好，裝上去吧

532
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:30,589
‎緊張嗎？

533
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,133
‎我不緊張，你緊張嗎？

534
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:34,843
‎-妳很緊張
‎-哈囉

535
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,428
‎-嗨
‎-你好

536
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:37,596
‎你好嗎？

537
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,806
‎-我是小金，幸會
‎-我是約翰

538
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,391
‎-我是凱文
‎-嗨

539
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:42,684
‎謝謝你見我們

540
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,228
‎我們剛說的是真名嗎？

541
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,772
‎還沒連線，我不知道

542
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:48,773
‎好

543
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,569
‎這個有多準確？

544
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:57,073
‎通常測謊結果的準確率高達90％

545
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,784
‎怎麼知道他們是不是在說謊？

546
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,078
‎我從1980年代起就幹這行

547
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,415
‎不，我是說這是什麼？

548
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:09,002
‎這是醫療螢幕
‎會顯示血液、汗和呼吸的變化

549
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:12,339
‎這和謀殺嫌犯接受的測謊方式一樣

550
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:14,966
‎這跟謀殺一樣？

551
00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:16,551
‎一樣的測試

552
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,640
‎好的，你要回答一些是非題

553
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,727
‎為了提升準確度
‎請只用嘴巴回答“是”或“否”

554
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,480
‎不要動頭，不要動身體

555
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:30,565
‎-像雕像一樣
‎-好

556
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,108
‎可以答“也許”嗎？

557
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,195
‎不行，只能問是非題

558
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,821
‎如果咳嗽怎麼辦？

559
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,991
‎如果你在回答重要問題時咳嗽
‎那你就不會通過測謊

560
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,285
‎最好先咳一咳

561
00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,081
‎-好，我放這邊
‎-好

562
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,333
‎我坐這裡

563
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,669
‎你坐在那裡

564
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,213
‎-準備好連線了嗎？
‎-好，來吧

565
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,131
‎這是測你的下呼吸

566
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,258
‎會是我們監控的藍線之一

567
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,344
‎-舉起手臂
‎-搞什麼？

568
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,179
‎這讓我很緊張

569
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,974
‎大家接受測謊時都很緊張
‎那不會影響你的分數

570
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,351
‎那就好

571
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:10,689
‎好吧，現在偵測到他的血液、汗
‎下呼吸和上呼吸

572
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,399
‎哇，好真實

573
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,192
‎我有個問題，我是認真想問

574
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,445
‎突然性致來了怎麼辦？
‎會因此無法通過測謊嗎？

575
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:22,158
‎盡量用相同的音量和力氣
‎回答所有問題

576
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,619
‎-所以你準備好就開始吧
‎-來吧

577
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,788
‎你是否在加州？

578
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:27,831
‎是

579
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,165
‎你是否在德州？

580
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,917
‎-否
‎-換妳

581
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,921
‎你是否跟林康有過性行為？

582
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:35,839
‎否

583
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,175
‎你是否騎過摩托車？

584
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,510
‎-否
‎-換妳

585
00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:44,180
‎你是否曾愛過凱莉？

586
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,098
‎否

587
00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:48,226
‎自從你和李金出去旅行之後

588
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,770
‎你是否曾和別人上床？

589
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,021
‎否

590
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,065
‎你是否真的喜歡李金？

591
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,400
‎是

592
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,652
‎-看得出我有沒有說謊嗎？
‎-可以

593
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,987
‎-有說謊嗎？
‎-有說謊嗎？

594
00:28:59,070 --> 00:28:59,904
‎他說的是實話

595
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,702
‎好，圖表搜集完畢

596
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,620
‎你都沒有看我

597
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,330
‎-我無法
‎-為什麼？

598
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,542
‎我覺得看著妳會讓我動搖

599
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,420
‎我每次看到妳都會心動一下

600
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:19,466
‎我本來不太想接受測謊

601
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:23,678
‎但我現在鬆了一口氣
‎現在她有白紙黑字的證據

602
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,556
‎知道我從來沒有騙過她

603
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:29,267
‎所以真相真的能讓人解脫

604
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,770
‎老實說，我真的需要買這台機器

605
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,688
‎你建議我怎麼做？

606
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,858
‎像我這種有信任問題的人
‎應該買一台測謊機，對吧？

607
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:39,944
‎不是嗎？好

608
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,949
‎-好，先校正一下
‎-好

609
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,826
‎妳是否在加州？

610
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,787
‎-是
‎-換你

611
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,497
‎妳是否喜歡我？

612
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,498
‎是

613
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,628
‎妳是否還愛前男友？

614
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,217
‎我不知道有沒有，要怎麼回答？

615
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,134
‎說真話

616
00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,638
‎妳是否還愛前男友？

617
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:08,431
‎否

618
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,018
‎妳是否想跟我在一起？

619
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,730
‎否

620
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:21,194
‎妳是否在成年後偷過任何東西
‎但沒被抓到？

621
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,278
‎不用問下去了

622
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,412
‎謝謝

623
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,710
‎約翰，結果如何？

624
00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:41,673
‎小金的表現不如你的好

625
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,884
‎關於是否還愛前男友

626
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,971
‎結果顯示有欺騙情形

627
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,097
‎意思是？

628
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,473
‎說謊

629
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,937
‎最常指責別人的人才是壞人

630
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,106
‎下一題

631
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,567
‎他問妳想不想跟他在一起

632
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:04,237
‎妳說不想，電腦說她說的是實話

633
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,154
‎對

634
00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:10,410
‎我無法想像跟你交往
‎因為我不信任你

635
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:12,287
‎我都測謊了妳還不相信我？

636
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,667
‎我不知道

637
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,877
‎怎麼會？

638
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,212
‎妳知道這有多傷人嗎？

639
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:24,841
‎我從來沒有欺騙過妳，我已經證明了

640
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:28,386
‎但是妳無法想像跟我交往
‎因為妳不信任我

641
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,889
‎-妳有創傷，我知道
‎-我是啊

642
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,724
‎讓我陪著妳

643
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,147
‎這是個錯誤

644
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:17,644
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