Tommy Tommy,
has no mommy.
Tommy Tommy,
has no mommy.
Tommy Tommy,
has no mommy!
- We've had vicious murders in the area,
with strange anomalies, young women going missing,
turning up in an unbalanced mental state,
when they are found.
Reports and sightings of a red-eye entity
that seems to fit the profile.
Remember your creator.
In the days of your youth,
before the days of trouble come,
the years approach and you will say,
I find no pleasure in them.
Ecclesiastes 12:1.
Be aware and vigilant.
We are but sheep,
and evil has arrived.
- Next week on the PolterGuys.
- She don't care about me man.
- I love your girlfriend and she loves me.
We're very happy together.
- What are you talking about?
I love your girlfriend, man.
- Shut up, your mom's trying to sleep.
- She's not our mom.
Just because you married her
doesn't mean we have to call her mom.
It's still Susan.
- Yeah, Greg.
- Leave us alone.
- Looked good though.
- It did look good.
Does this look broken?
- Oh hell, it looks hella broke.
- Awesome, Travel Channel's gonna love this.
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- Our old listeners are well versed
in what we've been talking about.
We've been breaking this story
coming out of Ludlow Falls.
Multiple murders.
Women going missing.
Some coming back, they're in catatonic states.
Where it starts is with a young man,
an African-American,
name, Kenyon Jones.
Now he said he's responsible for the murders
of a couple of his friends,
and the abduction of a few girls.
Now, where this thing just starts to stink rotten,
is when you actually look at the physical
side of these murders.
You look at the size of him.
There's just no way that kid could do it.
- Welcome back callers.
We have been getting some incredible stories
about some different brothers out there
that are checking their privilege.
What can you do to check your privilege?
What is your privilege?
Well, being a white man in this world
basically just means that you are better than everyone else
or have it better than everyone else.
There's lots of times, I can't even walk into a Menard's
without them just offering me
a low interest rate credit card, zero percentage.
An eerie sight on the edge of Ludlow Falls
is a field where you will see a post painted bright red,
a large black bell that is rung
every time there is a sighting of this monster,
entity, or whatever it is the locals are calling Red.
A very unsettling sound
for those within earshot of that bell
that warns the presence of this very entity.
We have a very special guest
that'll be joining us on Falls Talk AM,
Doctor Arthur Gauntlet.
He's a metaphysician, a demonologist,
who also has a degree in religious studies.
- 'Cause I see him as kind of a
social justice warrior of some kind.
Just literally strangling sexism out of this country,
which is absolutely just I think,
phenomenal, phenomenal work.
I think we, I'm not pro guns,
but if we could find a way
just to have Red start using guns,
that'd really expedite some of the problems
and stuff that we're having.
I'd love to take callers on this,
females only please for the first hour.
You guys can mansplain some of those questions
back to us later in the day.
So we're gonna take a quick commercial break.
We'll be right back.
- It's fascinating that when they see Red,
they ring a bell as a warning sign.
It says in Exodus that the sound of bells
will be heard when he enters the holy place before the Lord,
and when he comes out so that he will not die.
Also in Solomonic tradition of ritual magic,
there's actually the bell of the art,
which is used to both signal and drive away evil.
So I just think it's very fascinating
that these people started ringing this bell
when RED would show up,
because it just seems to speak to something just
deep down in their DNA.
- Now, flash forward.
We got a young girl,
Dina Adams.
Now I think she might be 105, 115 pounds,
somewhere in there.
And one of the most
brutal horrific murders,
of a man that she was with
had his skull caved in.
And this is blunt force.
Now, when you look at her, once again,
brought in, catatonic state, pretty convenient.
Like no, it's an open and close case.
No, had to have been her.
None of this is adding up.
- I do think that it is a demon host.
I think that whoever RED was originally,
I think they didn't have a very good life,
and for whatever reason
he gave himself over to a demon.
And when it came time to pay the piper,
I think that toll was paid.
And now that demons riding roughshod
in that poor soul's body.
- John Baker, kidnapper, murderer.
The issue with this is,
does he have the size? Yes.
They didn't tell you that the cops held him
in interrogation for almost 12, 14 hours.
No lawyer, no adult,
nobody, nobody there to help him out.
Why is that significant?
They brought in a psychologist,
and they found out he had a IQ under 72.
So they said that he's responsible
for killing their beloved police captain,
Captain Kerr.
And it seems like this town
is trying to go ahead and purge
the blacks, the whores, and the retarded.
They answer all these things.
They're saying, well,
civil society, we got to get rid of them.
The unwanted, the undesirables,
we got to get rid of them.
They had to have done it, couldn't have been any of us.
You know, we're as all pure as the damn driven snow.
Bullshit!
We've seen this throughout history.
It's a witch hunt to the likes of the crucible.
- This is it.
This is the field where Kenyon Jones
got caught by the police.
- Yeah, because men who just committed a crime
run right towards the police.
That makes total sense.
- Who knows?
You want to go inside?
- Can we?
- Back door's probably open.
- Okay. - Let's do it.
I think the English room's right up here to the right.
- What happened in the English room?
- That's where Kenyon killed Trevor.
- Yeah, no, I don't think he could have done that.
He was like 140 pounds.
- Yeah, Kenyon killed Trevor and left it alone.
- Oh my God.
That is gross.
- It's gotta be the toilet Zach died at.
- At least he died doing what he loved.
- Right.
This time he was getting the swirly though.
Wow, this is the science room.
This is where they filmed it.
- This is where it happened.
- Are you good, are you okay?
- No. - We've got to do this.
- No.
- Come on, man I need you to pull yourself together.
- Okay.
- Think about it this way.
This is probably the craziest thing
that's gonna happen tonight.
- Don't don't don't, David David David.
- The ghost picking them up and throwing them around.
- Well, it wasn't necessarily a ghost.
It's not that hard to stage.
- How do you think they did it?
- Well, I mean, if you just put a producer over there,
a producer over there, tie it up with fishing line,
pull at the same time on a cue word.
Looks like a big explosion, call it a ghost.
- I don't know.
It looked pretty real to me.
- Well, the NASA moon landing looked pretty real.
That sure as hell wasn't.
The boiler room.
- This is where the PolterGuys filmed Brook.
- I know, I loved that episode.
- Me too.
- Oh shit,
what the-
- Talk.
- no.
Look, look look look.
We never caught a ghost on camera before.
- That's not a fucking ghost.
- What are you talking about?
- Ghosts are see through.
You could see the wall if that was a ghost.
- Put the reel down.
- What are we doing?
- I wonder what she was on?
- Must have had some good shit.
- Must have.
- Hey, I heard if you make fun of Tommy Mavis.
He shows up as RED.
- RED's not real.
- Kinda like that old Bloody Mary joke.
Say Bloody Mary in the mirror three times, shows up.
- I actually did that, and that wasn't real either.
- Could be.
- Do it.
- Okay.
Tommy Tommy, has no mommy.
Why don't you go kill yourself in the woods again, pussy?
What the fuck was that?
Was that you?
- It wasn't me.
It's just an old building.
Maybe someone's playing with fishing wire?
- I don't think that's fishing wire.
- So you have all these women
that are in a weird fugue state,
after they see this thing.
I absolutely believe it.
See these women, they're not prepared
to look that evil in the face.
Because that is what they're looking at.
They're looking at evil.
And that changes a person.
Maybe it doesn't kill women
because some part of the soul
of that poor unfortunate victim is still in there,
keeping it from actually murdering women.
That raises the question though,
which is more merciful?
To kill the person,
or to let them suffer in a fugue, dream state.
- Therefore, just as sin came into the world
through one man,
and death through sin.
And so death spread to all men because all sinned.
For sin indeed was in the world before law was given.
But sin is not counted where there is no law.
Yet death reigned from Adam to Moses,
even over those whose sinning was not like
the transgression of Adam,
who was a type of the one who was to come.
But the free gift is not like the trespass,
or if many died through one man's trespass,
much more have the grace of God
and the free gift, by the grace of that one man,
Jesus Christ abounded for many.
Romans 5, verses 12 through 15.
- Gustavus, I need you to go to Ludlow Falls.
You will take Isaac with you.
Have Isaac complete the report on your findings.
- Isaac,
Ludlow Falls.
- What's up party people?
It's your boy, Young G-String.
Now, before we get into it,
make sure to smash that like button.
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So make sure to smash it.
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Now, let's get into another Tommy Mavis challenge.
Here, we're doing a Tommy Mavis Ouija board challenge.
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So give us a Ouija board, Luigi's Ouijas.
All right, let's get into it.
We're doing the Tommy Mavis Ouija board challenge.
You know what that means?
We're gonna summon Tommy Mavis, AKA RED,
using our G, new Ouija board that we made.
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- We got a breaking news coming out of Ludlow Falls.
The missing people we've been covering,
to our understanding have been located,
and they have been located
at the Ludlow Falls Junior High School there.
From an unofficial report from our man on the ground,
it's a real nightmare scene.
- So, I'm on my tractor driving.
And you know, I got some time to kill,
because the tractor, it's slow as fuck.
And, I just happened to look up,
when I was passing by that old junior high school, right?
Saw a commotion up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Didn't know what it was, so I called it in.
Didn't give my name, 'cause you know,
don't wanna get involved.
Don't wanna get blamed for shit that ain't my problem.
- Wasn't that where that,
that Cindy Schlossman girl,
she took that feller's life?
- Oh shit, that was Cindy?
- Yeah.
- Oh shit, yeah.
- I didn't know she had boyfriend.
She wouldn't give me even the time of day.
- Oh wow, that's the damnedest thing.
No, no I called it in and they asked me for my name,
and I told them, I didn't want to give them a name.
- So what'd you tell 'em?
- I told them,
they're like, sir,
well, you know you're reporting this, what's your name?
And I said, Andy.
- Andy, Andy what?
- Andy Semitic.
- Now how this works is,
I'm gonna put my hands on the Ouija here.
I'm gonna ask a question,
and see if any spirits are with us.
Tommy Mavis may be in our presence.
I'm gonna ask him a question,
and we'll see, where's, what's he gonna say?
Is he straight gonna say, deuces?
Is he gonna answer my, your or naw question?
Or is he gonna say sweg?
S-W-E-G.
Man, this reminds me of my gaming setup.
Make sure to follow me on Twitch,
where my streaming schedule is whenever, well,
whenever my mom doesn't interrupt me.
I always want Dino-nuggies.
Just bring in the Dino-nuggies.
Let me eat my Dino-nuggies.
I want to Twitch stream.
All right, back to the video.
So how this is going to work,
I'm gonna put my hands on the Ouija,
and we're gonna call out the Tommy using the magic words.
The Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, who has no mommy.
Are you with us today?
Tommy Mavis.
Are you bro?
That's not me.
Oh my God.
Tommy Mavis is with us.
Tommy Mavis.
Now that we know that Tommy Mavis is among us,
work with me, YouTube algorithm,
let's ask him a question.
Was I really being flirtatious
with my girlfriend's younger sister?
Tommy, What do you think?
Well, naw.
See babe, Tommy doesn't think so either.
Shout out to my girlfriend for being my camera op.
Love you babe.
Now, Tommy Mavis.
Do you want to join the G-String Army?
I knew Tommy was a loser, anyway.
He already got G strung with a rope on a tree.
Now, thanks for joining us today.
Now remember, subscribe to G-String Gaming.
We'll pull out some more RED content,
some more Tommy Mavis content, coming soon.
G peace G-String Army.
G-String.
- Cindy Schlossman is in custody now
at the Ludlow Falls police station,
and has been formally charged in the murder of Caleb Grant.
The Ludlow Falls Police Department has announced
that they will be holding a formal press conference
on this case tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m.
- Thank you all for being here.
We have Cindy Schlossman in our custody,
and she is a suspect in the homicide of Caleb Grant.
We will be transferring her
to Saint Dymphna Hospital,
for evaluation with Doctor Bashiri.
- You know, the bigger thing is,
I, even as a straight white man will say
I'd love to see more and more of us be gay.
I've actually have always hoped that I could be gay.
I tried really hard whenever I brush my teeth,
I brush my tongue really hard,
and it's still just doesn't quite do it for me.
And some of you men that are really, really worried about,
you know, this RED person coming and killing you,
I would say to simply try the gay agenda,
try putting your buddy in your mouth
and just seeing if you know,
maybe this doesn't help you.
He might be walking down the street,
coming to strangle you.
Suddenly, his little gaydar goes off,
and he's like hm, this was one of the good guys.
- Caleb Grant, the Ludlow Falls man
that was found dead at the old Ludlow Falls Junior High,
was laid to rest today,
after a widely attended service at Saint Simeon Church.
- Cindy Schlossman is the young woman
that was formally charged
with the homicide of Grant,
and is currently under psychiatric evaluation
under Dr. J Bashiri at Saint Dymphna Mental Institution.
- No, I'm not concerned about Cindy Schlossman.
I mean, she's here in my facility.
You are aware of my credentials, yes?
You know, I have more degrees than anyone in this field.
I'm a Doctor of Psychiatry,
et cetera, et cetera.
And I don't really have the time to list all of them,
but she will get the best care that she can in this country,
because it is with me that she is here, so,
she will get the help, she'll be okay.
I'm not concerned whether she is guilty or not guilty.
She will leave here
better than she was prior, as they all have.
- How is your therapy going?
You know, how's your therapist doing?
You should be in therapy.
Every therapist needs a therapist.
Doctor Cusimano needs a therapist.
She left this place and it wasn't because of me,
it's because of everybody in here.
She couldn't handle this place.
It's a goddamn mess.
And you're just swimming in it.
You're not gonna last a month.
You're not cut out for this.
I shouldn't even be in here.
I relapsed once,
and they throw me back in.
But that's fair.
You know, I've run through my backyard naked,
a couple of times, no big deal.
They send me back here, throw me in the loony bin.
Doctor Cusimano was great.
She's very nice, but she left.
And she left because this place is a hell hole.
Not because of the people here, because it's a hell hole.
You're now the captain of the hell hole, get used to it.
You're not gonna be able to ride it out.
- Why is there a rampant spread of
mentally troubled women having issues in this area?
Well they have to deal with lesser educated men then I
on a very regular basis,
but mental illness is not at you or I's behest,
it exists omnipresent.
There's nothing we can do about it, except acknowledge it,
and try to properly diagnose it, and take care of it.
And there is nobody that is more qualified,
with more degrees and ability to help these women than I am.
So I am here to help,
because none of you are capable or will.
- How has it been going?
Are you fucking serious, Doctor?
You put me in this fucking shit hole,
when you know nothing about my trauma that got me here?
You stuffed me in padded rooms.
You come here, all high and mighty with your bow tie,
like you're something.
After they fucking took those
nice fucking doctors away from us?
And you want to ask me how my treatment's going?
What are you gonna do for me?
I want to know.
You can't fix the fucked up that I am.
And I can promise that.
You're some lowlife,
who got his degree, probably online,
and you have the nerve to come in here,
acting like some high and mighty intellectual,
but really you're some lowlife fuck
whose mommy doesn't love him.
- Yes, I am aware that a number of women
that have received treatment at my exceptional facility,
have gone on to then seek employment
at the Gentleman's Cabaret Club in town.
At Club Med it's called Crazy Girls.
And I am to understand that that is something
that you won't consider to be humorous,
so not only are they mentally ill,
that had to seek treatment for them,
but a line of work available to them was sex work,
and then you shamed them for that.
It is no wonder that we have such an abundance
of mental health issues with young women in this town.
And, thank whoever that I am here to help them,
exceptionally educated and capable of doing this.
And none of you are.
And they're all gonna be pushed in my direction,
so I guess it is what it is,
and I will give them the help they need,
and hope that you don't inflict
any further trauma upon them.
- I don't really know how I got here.
I just woke up here one day.
I was, I guess inebriated and walking around
a hotel lobby with my butt out,
which I mean,
if I get inebriated that tends to happen.
There was a bunch of old guys watching me.
And I don't know,
I mean, look at me.
If you had an ass like this,
like I just want it poked sometimes, you know.
Like that bow tie is really doing something
for me right now.
- Do any of the high schools in the area, teach Latin?
- No.
- Does a local university or community college
offer a program in Latin?
- Their language programs are pretty limited.
- Is there a church that still teaches the traditional mass?
- In Latin?
I think there's one about a hundred miles away,
a Catholic church.
I think they still do a couple of masses.
- Do you speak Latin?
- I learned in seminary.
- Do you teach any kind of Latin
or have any sermons in Latin?
- That's pretty much a dead language.
- It is a dead language.
But, Tiffany Perdidas,
young woman that was missing for a few days,
apprehended on gravel road found,
brought into Saint Dymphna Hospital
and was speaking Latin.
Did not know it before.
We have a Brooke Estes,
young woman went missing after her sister's wedding.
She was found by the PolterGuys,
and that famous episode I'm sure you've seen,
at the old junior high building in the boiler room,
when they brought her into care, she was speaking Latin.
There was strange things drawn
on the chalkboards when she was there.
She was in a gray state,
and the only thing she could communicate
was words in Latin.
Was noted by a nurse there that knew some Latin.
We have our Arnela, Arnela Moore.
Young woman went missing,
was found in the basement of a downtown building,
running around the basement crazed,
in an altered state, speaking Latin.
We had Abby, social worker,
when she was in the care of Saint Dymphna Hospital
under Doctor Cusimano.
She was in a padded room.
Many reports of her speaking a foreign language,
Cusimano, before she resigned,
Doctor Cusimano wrote in her notes, "speaking Latin,
repeating a phrase in Latin."
We also have McKayla, nursing student.
When she was found, she was at the downtown hotel lobby.
She was half naked,
in the floor in a fetal position
when she was found.
When they brought her into care at Saint Dymphna,
she was speaking Latin.
We also had Tina Adams,
recent suspect of the murder,
the girl who smashed her boyfriend's face in,
which if you can explain to me how a girl of 105 pounds
has a physical strength to smash a man's skull,
I could explain the Holy Trinity better,
'cause the physics does not work.
But she was brought into custody,
was missing for a few days,
brought into custody by Detective Smith, Captain Cory Kerr.
And when they brought her into custody,
they put in the notes, speaking a foreign language,
later determined that it was Latin.
- The demon is here, evil will come?
- Latin, is the language of evil.
- You came back for me.
- I'll always come back for you, Tommy.
- Are you my guardian angel?
- Something like that.
I used to be an angel,
and then I was cast far away,
and that hurts,
doesn't it, Tommy?
It hurts to not be part of something anymore.
The people in this town,
they're very cruel.
They don't want to include you.
It is a sin to be cruel to little boys like you, Tommy.
There's only one thing that teaches people like that
to not be cruel anymore.
Well, one thing that works.
They need to be punished, Tommy.
They need to feel the pain that they inflict.
Don't you want to punish the sinners?
One day, when you're older,
I'm gonna show you how to be so powerful,
that you're gonna be able to punish everyone in this town,
that was mean to you.
You are gonna be so strong,
that you are going to be able to show
all of those people to be nice.
You can teach the whole town how to be nice, Tommy.
Isn't that what you want?
- I would like to talk to you about a young man
in this community that committed suicide, Tommy Mavis.
Looked through the files with your state,
and found many examples of neglect and abuse
within the foster care and custody
that he was forced to endure.
I've also looked through the school records.
He shows above average aptitude,
basic skills testing,
actually a bright young man.
But I see subpar grading,
which leads me to believe there was neglect and abuse
at school as well,
and I need to complete a full report.
But we know what is happening here.
I just want to say the manner
in which you treated this boy is sinful.
- Again, that's the wrong answer.
I don't have all day.
It's seven.
One two three four five six seven.
Not that hard.
- You're filthy, you can't play with us.
- Why is everyone so cruel, Tommy?
No one should be allowed to be cruel
to a good little boy like you.
- Look at you, you're so dirty.
You're gross.
- I could never be cruel to you.
I love you.
And I will always be here for you.
- Your parents can't afford you any new clothes?
- Look at your boots.
They're old, they have holes in them.
- Your pants are too short for your legs.
- And then, one day, when you're old enough,
I can show you a way to be so strong
that you can punish all these people.
- Yeah, Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
- To punish all the sinners.
Don't you think God would want that?
To punish all the sinners.
- The trial of farm hand
and local simpleton, John Baker, began today.
He is charged in the homicide of police Captain Kerr.
Baker's defense called for a change of venue,
which was promptly declined.
Mister Tate, the public defender for Baker,
was quoted as saying,
"they didn't care about justice,
but only wanted a scapegoat."
- What's up party people?
It's your boy, G-String.
G-String Army, shout out.
Look, I got some good news for you
and I got some bad news for you.
Good news, we're coming back.
You asked for it, some more Tommy Mavis content.
Tommy Mavis, RED, coming back at ya.
Some bad news.
I lost a lot of money in a crypto pump and dump scheme,
but we're coming back.
Working here at my mom's, in my bathroom,
and we're gonna do the Tommy Mavis mirror challenge.
You've heard of Bloody Mary?
We're gonna do the Tommy Mavis version.
Let's go.
My girlfriend's got to go pick up
her little sis at the after prom.
Hey, can you tell her that she looked great in that dress?
I think, I think soccer practices really work well.
- Maybe that John Baker feller did.
- Well, you know, he's kind of a big feller there.
He's over seven feet tall,
but you know I had him
helping out down there on my farm,
and just a gentle giant,
not a bad bone in his body.
No, maybe he had one bad bone in his foot,
but a gentle giant.
- All right, so you guys are aware
of the Bloody Mary challenge.
This time we're gonna summon Tommy Mavis,
saying those magic words.
Now, before I do this,
make sure to smash that subscribe button,
hit the notification bell,
and hit the like button.
We need 25K.
But, we're gonna say the magic words.
Ready? It's about that time.
3:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to do
the Tommy Mavis challenge.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy has no mommy, mommy, mommy.
He's supposed to appear somewhere.
The lights are flickering.
I think it's working.
Make sure to like, no no.
Where, where is he?
All right, the lights are back on.
Where's, where's Tommy?
I can't believe we just got Tommy.
We just got RED.
Oh my God, that's him, that's him.
- Yeah, you know, I mean the bad something, you know,
foot problem that could, that could lead to, you know,
anger issues or something maybe.
I mean, maybe, maybe he's like Lenny he wanted to,
to wanted to, you know,
just pet the rabbits too much.
And he just got, just got wild and maybe,
but I don't know.
It doesn't feel right, you know?
Doesn't feel like a-
- No, no good.
- No, no that don't work at all.
That don't crack.
Dog won't hunt.
- Wait a second.
- You just got roll.
- Oh no,
it's just my roommate, Little Granny Panty.
- It's your boy, Little Granny Panty.
Go subscribe to my channel.
I do pranks.
- Oh, you just got me bro, so bad.
- So good.
Dope, bro seriously, subscribe to my channel.
Last week, like we pushed down on old lady.
So sick.
- It was absolutely epic.
Oh, all right, make sure to subscribe.
Hit that like button, hit that notification bell,
for more Tommy Mavis content.
All right.
Catch you on the flip side.
- Oh my God.
Stanley?
Fuck!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Put your phone on silent.
- You didn't say anything.
Stanley from the PolterGuys here.
- And George of the PolterGuys fame, as well.
- Yes, yes, they're calling to see if we can do another.
- So I think we could fit that into our schedules,
money money money.
- We're actually chasing a ghoulie right now as we speak.
The name of the ghoulie?
Frank.
Glenn.
You want us to go where for the next episode?
- Brazil?
- You want us to go where?
Ludlow Falls?
- Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley.
We can't go back to Ludlow Falls
because of RED was there and it's real.
- You think I don't remember that?
We mustn't show our fear.
- We are strong men.
- Yes mo, we actually can't go to Ludlow Falls,
we're completely booked for that day.
You didn't specify a day?
- Oh God, well what day?
Yeah, we're busy that day.
Okay fine, truth be told to her,
last time we were in Ludlow Falls,
George played a little slap dash under the covers
with the mayor's daughter. - Yes.
- And, and impregnated the mayor's cow.
- What?
- He impregnated the mayor's cow.
- Yes, I did that.
I did. - Did you?
- I did.
- So you see the mayor kicked us out.
He said, legally we cannot step foot
on the sacred grounds of Ludlow Falls.
Oh, okay.
So we, we don't have to go?
- Yes!
- That's splendid indeed.
Oh sorry, I've got a call on the other line, one moment.
- This is Abigail contacting you
about your car warranty.
- No, no, yeah.
We don't actually have a car.
Thank you though.
Yep, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
All right.
- We're talking about a lack of mental health funding
that is happening all across here in the United States.
And we're seeing more and more cases of, you know,
our friend RED,
there are people going insane and bipolar
and those kinds of words around at him.
And we're seeing more and more of these children
that are bringing guns to school,
that they're finding out are antisocial,
and have all these other different behaviors.
And you know, we're able to make all these big
huge football stadiums and every town,
but for some reason we're closing down
mental health facilities left and right.
And then our homeless are just crowded the streets.
You can't even get into the studio,
without walking past, you know, six or seven homeless men
and pretending like you don't have change.
It is just absolutely mind boggling,
just the lack of awareness that is out there.
- The state has announced more cuts
to mental health funding in the upcoming budget
that will definitely have an impact
on Saint Dymphna Hospital.
The bed count for mentally ill in this state
is among the lowest percentage in the nation.
We have reached out to famed Doctor J Bashiri
for comments on the recently announced cuts.
- I apologize for my disheveled appearance today.
The State has continued to defund me further.
I've lost two doctors
who did not feel that they were up to the task
of working with their admittedly limited means.
But on my worst day,
which is clearly today, I am 10 times the doctor
that they could ever dream of being,
so I'm still here.
I will continue giving these people the help they need
to the best of my abilities, which are significant.
- Oh my God, would you shut up?
Nobody cares.
Nobody gives a shit what you think.
You know, you guys are serving us
like six fucking servings of jello a day.
Do you know how degrading that is?
And it's the orange shit,
so it's really chalky and like charcoaly and oh,
it's like it's worse than hospital jello.
Like hospital jello is lime and like that's terrible,
but orange jello is worse.
And also, my roommate is a bed wetter,
and I'm pretty sure the orderly is getting off on it.
Like children wet the bed.
Do you know how disgusting that is
for like someone to be getting off on that?
Oh my God, and don't get me started on like,
like you, you are the worst.
You suck.
You don't do anything.
You sit there and you look all smug and like
try to mansplain crazy to me.
This is a loony bin, I'm taking back that word.
I'm crazy.
Loony bin, nut hut.
This is the nut hut and you're living in it.
You're working in it, and you're breathing in it,
but you're failing.
- Yes, individual sessions are going wonderfully.
Why wouldn't they be?
They're getting the best possible care
they ever possibly could.
Am I saying that I'm God?
No, of course not.
But I am ordained by God with the best abilities
of anyone in this country
to give these women the best care
that they possibly can get.
I have the utmost confidence in my ability
to fully heal them and discharge them
into the world as productive, positive,
mentally well human beings.
- In seventh grade, there was this boy, Tommy.
He was adopted.
His real mom and his real dad just left him,
and he was in foster care and
he didn't really bathe.
He didn't take care of himself.
Like I felt really bad for the guy, but you know
you can get caught up in the semantics
of everything else going on.
And we picked on him, they picked on him.
It's not right.
It's not who I am today.
But in seventh grade, you know, we would pick on him.
We'd say, Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
I don't know why I would say that in the padded room though.
Like I have identified that like
who I was in seventh grade isn't who I am now.
It's not me as a person, I was a child.
Like I was just fitting in with the other crowds.
Like why, why would I be saying that in a padded room?
It doesn't make sense.
That's something that I did years and years and years ago.
But like why, why would I be doing that?
That's not like me.
Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
Help me understand.
About that, I am not a bed wetter,
but I do enjoy watching that
big black buck orderly get off on that.
Those soiled sheets just do something to him
and it does something to me.
And he gives me extra muffins and jello,
which he can keep the jello 'cause it fucking sucks.
But, I wonder what it'd be like to be pissed on
with only your bow tie, have you ever tried it?
It'd be pretty fun I bet.
♪ I do whatever I see fit ♪
- Kind of hot that she has braces on her teeth.
You know what I mean?
Kind of like a junior high chick.
Actually, I had her in math class when she was younger.
If she had that body in eighth grade.
Better yet, next year I get her younger sister.
You know, across the pond,
the age of consent,
15 in France, 14 in Germany.
Now that's a metric system I can get behind.
Say, I like a little hair down there.
You know, a little grass on the playing field.
So, detective,
Cindy Schlossman,
a little crazy, a little hot.
Bet that was a fun arrest.
Ludlow Falls, full of hot, crazy chicks.
♪ She's sucking on it like a sippy cup ♪
♪ And you'll miss your best you can get it up ♪
♪ Because I lived up in that chief ♪
♪ I do whatever I see fit ♪
♪ Get your bitch wet, get some sea sick ♪
♪ If I hit a lip, you ain't see shit ♪
♪ Let me go check my domain ♪
♪ I'll put a hole in the stream ♪
♪ I told her, bitch quit dreaming ♪
- Hey, how about some ID?
- No.
♪ I'm reaching out to you ♪
♪ I'm trying to help you understand ♪
♪ I've searched for happiness here and all across the land ♪
♪ and feeling sick as shit I'm high ♪
♪ And I don't want to land ♪
♪ And I know losing me was never really in your plans ♪
♪ Just carry on, stay strong like I know you can ♪
♪ And I'm sorry if you're feeling ♪
♪ That the door's been slammed ♪
♪ It's to the sky think of me when you need a hand ♪
♪ If you're talking to the wall just know I'm listening ♪
♪ I'm reaching out to you, I'm trying to help you understand ♪
♪ I've searched for happiness here and all across the land ♪
♪ I'm feeling sick as shit ♪
♪ I'm high and I don't want to land ♪
♪ And I know losing me was never really in your plans ♪
♪ Just carry on, stay strong like I know you can ♪
♪ And I'm sorry if you're feeling ♪
♪ That the door's been slammed ♪
♪ To the sky, think to me when you need a hand ♪
- Can you tell me about the death
of the young man, about two years ago?
Name's Tommy Mavis.
♪ In the day you left ♪
♪ You took some of my heart ♪
♪ I could've saved you had I played a part ♪
♪ Now mentally for me is where you really made your mark ♪
- I was the officer that found him.
♪ That you left too soon ♪
♪ If we will all together ♪
- He hung himself.
Suicide.
My God.
Kid had a horrible life.
- Where's his body interred?
♪ Why would you leave us helpless ♪
- There's a small grave for him.
But we never found his body.
♪ I really hope you felt this ♪
♪ I'm reaching out to you ♪
♪ I'm trying to help you understand ♪
- I went to call in the location for the coroner.
He was gone.
♪ And I don't want to land ♪
- Anything else out of the ordinary?
- The smell.
There was a strange smell.
- Was it sort of like rotten eggs?
- Like sulfur?
- Yeah, that's it.
♪ I'm reaching out to you I'm trying to help you understand ♪
- There was a suicide note written in parchment, too.
Never seen that before.
- What did it say?
♪ And I know losing me was never really in your plans ♪
♪ Just carry on, stay strong ♪
- Mini Vindictam Ego Retribuam.
- Vengeance is mine.
I shall repay.
Romans 12:19.
- Can you tell us where this tree is?
- Please, stop.
- Nine? Are you serious?
How many times do we have to go over this?
We've been over this a million times.
The days of Dick and Jane, connect the dots,
and coloring in the lines are over.
Maybe your parents can go help you out.
Oh, that's right.
Don't have mom and dad at home.
I can see why with the answers like this.
Do it again.
- The body of Ludlow Falls
Middle School teacher, Chester Franklin,
was found in an alleyway downtown
in Ludlow Falls early this morning.
The authorities have not released any details
in regards to the apparent homicide,
and are currently asking for anyone
that may have information on Chester Franklin,
that would be helpful in their ongoing investigation.
- We got another story coming out of the Ludlow Falls area.
This time it is a teacher,
found in an alley,
outside of a gentleman's club.
Once again, bludgeoned, strangled.
No suspect has been identified.
The search is ongoing.
So,
at this point, if I have any,
anybody out there with family there,
or if you're there,
get out, get out of that town.
Because, one of two things is gonna happen.
You're gonna wind up the next victim,
or you're gonna wind up the next suspect.
And either one of those things winds up the exact same way.
- Yeah, that middle school teacher that was killed.
The one they found out behind the back of the strip club.
Yeah, I think he was a little
if you know what I mean.
You know, hitting on those young girls like that.
You know, but I think we've all had a teacher
like that too in school,
just a little bit strange, hitting on all the young girls.
Yeah, I think he had in coming.
- Oh, that creepy middle school teacher,
Mister Franklin?
Yeah, well I caught him
looking at my daughter in band practice.
I mean, I get it if she was hot, but she plays the tuba.
I mean, for real, I'm glad he's dead.
- News from the Baker trial today.
Key witness for the defense
was ruthlessly grilled by the prosecution.
Helen Studert, a parishioner at the same church
that Baker attended was driven to almost tears
as she testified on his behalf.
- Gustavus, you and Isaac
will go to the land
that the policeman talked about.
I want you to bless the land.
And after that, have Isaac burn the tree.
Gustavus, you are my best paladin.
You shine like the light of our Lord.
Be, be of ego for centuries.
And I am unsettled
by how much all the evil is in this little world.
Faith be with you.
- And with you, Your Excellency.
- John Baker has been found guilty today
of the murder of police captain Corey Kerr.
The jury took only two hours before rendering a verdict.
John Baker will continue to be held in custody
by the Ludlow Falls police department, awaiting sentencing.
- John Baker, the Ludlow Falls man
charged in the death of beloved police Captain Kerr,
was found guilty on all charges today.
The jury delivered the verdict
after deliberating for only 20 minutes.
Judge Nichols, sentenced baker to life in prison
without the possibility of parole.
- Caller, you're on.
- Oh yeah, I want to make a call.
I'm a farmer from the north edge,
I've called you before.
I actually believe the doctor's right about this.
I don't believe John Baker killed Captain Kerr.
I don't believe Tina Adams has any way
of killing that boyfriend of hers.
And there's no way Kenyon Jones
was able to murder those kids at the junior high.
I think the idea that there is
a monster terrorizing us is the most logical,
logical jump to conclusion at this point.
- Wow, it's crazy that we have to live in a world
where monsters are more believable
than cutting edge forensics.
All right, we're gonna go ahead and end our show on that.
- Ludlow Falls weather forecast
brought to you by Gurvich Chemical Company.
And we can continue to expect mild weather.
The trees and vegetation will begin to bud
in the upcoming weeks
for a very lovely springtime for Ludlow Falls.
- John Baker, the Ludlow Falls farmer
who was convicted of the murder
of beloved police Captain Kerr,
will be transferred today to Saint Gerard's state prison,
where he will serve out his life sentence.
- It's time.
- Tommy,
would I make you powerful?
Bad men
are going to come.
They're going to hurt you,
and they're going to send me away.
They sent me away before.
They'll be large men,
two of them, in black suits, black hats.
And they're going to try to hurt you,
but you will be too strong.
They are not going to know how powerful you are,
and you are gonna be able to stop them.
And they won't be able to send me away again.
I don't want to be sent away, Tommy.
I want to stay here with you.
You won't let them do that, will you?
- I won't let the bad men hurt you.
I will smash them.
I will send them away.
- I know you will Tommy,
because you
are going to be
the most powerful host
that I've ever had.
Together we will punish the sinners.
- The remains of two men were found this morning
in a wooded area near the north edge of Ludlow Falls.
Police have not been able to identify the men,
and have not released any information
in regards to the possible homicide of these men.
- If you have information
in regards to this bizarre finding,
please contact the Ludlow Falls Police Department
at 319-277-3962.
- The identity of the men
has not been released,
and the Ludlow Falls Police Department have declined
to make any statements or comments on this mysterious case.
- We have two new bodies,
large bodies dressed in black,
unidentified,
bludgeoned,
same style, all this.
The other reports, the stuff that we've been digging into,
which at times it comes off, you know,
like fantasy, like the kind of crap
they play on this channel late at night.
Weirdly enough, they're covering these people.
They have a report of a red-eyed Luciferian beast,
living out in the woods.
And there's been talk of Gurvich Chemical Company
trying to cover up a spill.
Now, if we wind up having some sort of toxic mutation,
and they have their own Gurvich Chemical golem,
this is more believable at this point,
then the black guy, the whore, and the retard.
All this just stinks!
We can't get through this without each other's help.
So I'm gonna open up the calls.
You know anything about this,
you got anything that's not speculation.
I don't care.
Call it in.
We got to figure this thing out.
We got to do the foot work.
You're gonna be the ones who are gonna answer this crime.
This is our call to help.
This is our call to freedom.
This call for the following.
- You know, this town is going to hell.
There's crazy women running around.
Men are getting their heads bashed in.
I mean, it's either super meth,
or one of those Gurvich chemicals in the water.
I mean, you don't know what they're making out there.
My sister worked there.
She had a kid.
He's half black.
They're both white.
Tell me, how did that happen?
It's Gurvich Chemical Company I bet.
- Yeah, those two dead guys.
Who are they?
I've never met them people in my life.
I don't know anybody around here that knows 'em.
I mean, they're just two dead guys.
They look like a pro Amish wrestling team.
I mean, for all we know it could be the Flying Yoders.
- It's sort of interesting that we found
those two unidentified men dead
out in the woods there, isn't it?
I mean no one had them before
and they're all in black,
in clothing that had no tag, and they had no ID.
Who do you think they were?
I'll tell you who I think they were.
I think they were from some secret order,
possibly the Knights of Longenes
who deal with this sort of thing.
I think maybe this time their luck ran out,
and I think RED got 'em.
I guarantee you though,
this is all gonna be hush hush pretty soon.
It's gonna fall out of the news cycle.
And if you do see anything about it,
it'll be on like page five of the local newspaper.
- Many of these women that have been under my care,
are set to be discharged and released
in the very near future.
They have completed their treatment,
and why wouldn't they have?
I'm Doctor J Bashiri,
and I am the best psychiatrist, therapist,
and help that they could possibly receive in this country.
I have the utmost confidence in them
returning to society.
In other cultures that may be less monotheistic than ours,
with possibly better funding,
one could say that my abilities are God-like yes.
You are welcome.
- You smug fuck.
So what that tells me is that
the nut hut needs him some new members
for it's trail mix, and you don't have enough,
so you're gonna push the crazies out,
to get some more crazies in.
And then you're gonna take all the credit for it.
You're gonna sit here
and you're going to take all the credit.
You're gonna tout yourself as this amazing therapist
who does all these wonderful things
for all of these women, when you didn't do shit.
My roommate, the bed-wetter,
she brought me some perspective.
Like I learned more from her than I learned from you,
a bed wetter, someone who pisses the bed.
- I feel, I feel okay, I feel pretty good.
I can't guarantee you that that's not gonna happen again,
me being inebriated in public,
with my butt out,
tits, pussy, whatever it may be.
But I really want to see you outside of this Institute,
like Tucker Carlson, nothing but a bow tie,
and I will fucking soil that shit.
- You know,
in the time that I've been here,
I've had a lot of time to reflect on my own dramas.
You know, I didn't really realize that like
maybe picking on someone in seventh grade,
that you know, now that he's killed himself,
you know, now that we're adults,
like maybe that's a big part of why I'm here.
There's a lot of self-identification that needed to be done.
I couldn't live with myself knowing
that Tommy killed himself after my friends and I were
extremely mean to him in middle school.
I'm sure there's other personal traumas
that I've worked through while I'm here, as well.
We all have them.
We've talked about this in the past.
You know, we all have demons.
We all have skeletons in our closet, doctor,
but yeah, I'm very happy to leave.
And I think that my treatment
has been extremely successful,
and I really look forward to being
a contributing member to society when I exit.
So, thank you.
- In just a few hours here set up and preparations
in downtown Ludlow Falls will begin for
the Third Annual Gurvich Chemical Company Spring Carnival.
Gurvich Chemical Company has continued expansion
on the new facility,
and have announced that the year's carnival
will be the best one yet.
- Okay, we've been getting lots of calls this morning
about our friend here over at the other station.
I won't even say his name,
treat him like Lord Voldemort,
but he's over there.
And I guess on his video, he's just going off about,
oh they're making all the frogs gay, are you?
You can't believe it.
And I just, for one, I was appalled.
I personally am a huge fan
of the number of frogs that are,
more and more frogs are coming out.
More and more frogs are feeling safe
and comfortable at home on their lily pads.
And it's what they want to do,
if they want to say ribbit ribbit.
And if they want to flop around
and catch flies, that's fine.
If they want to say hop, hop and catch guys,
that is fine too.
Personally, I like seeing
a little bit more diversity in our wetlands.
- Dollar, you're on.
- Yeah, farmer again from the north edge side
of Ludlow Falls.
Yeah I, maybe this curse is over.
Last time I heard the bell ring.
Last time we had a sighting was the night
those two unidentified men were murdered.
Since then, not a sighting,
cattle seemed back to normal.
I have not heard the bell in two months,
and that is a welcome, welcome silence
in our side of town.
- You know, you see them fellers in those music videos
and those movies
and they take their hand guns and they're shooting sideways.
They never seem to hit anything,
but they go through a lot of ammo.
I just don't get it.
I don't get it why they're shooting right.
- That don't make no goddamn sense.
I mean, you can't hit shit.
I mean, hell,
you shoot like this,
you're gonna lose all your ergonomics man.
That fuckin' sucks.
- I think they just miss everything they shoot at, too.
They just, they just lay it down
and they just shoot at everything
and they never hit anything.
You mean we don't have to go?
- Thank you.
- Thank you, so much.
If you were here, I'd kiss your chaps.
- Oh, and I think I'll do that as well.
Sorry, you've got udder mouth,
from the cow.
- Did you fuck the cow?
You fucked the cow.
He hung up.
- Oh,
I could not go back there if you paid me.
- No.
If I had to go back to Ludlow Falls I would,
chop off my head with a razor blade.
- Yeah, I'd love to see you try.
I don't need to see any real ghosts, okay?
I'm fine doing this.
- Just the thought of it.
Well, should we do the next?
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna pull up a different background.
- Different, okay.
- Yeah, so this one is going to be one that,
I think you might actually like.
- All right, hit me with it.
- And.
- Stanley.
I want to live in this world forever, now.
- George, it's not real.
- Goodbye, my friend.
- George, you know, what's not real, right?
- I'm coming, baby.
- It's not real.
- And it looks like the rain
will just miss us this weekend.
We will have scattered cloud cover
and temperatures will be in the low 70's into the evening.
This will make for a spectacular weekend
for the Gurvich Chemical Company's Spring Carnival.
♪ I guess just not perfect for me ♪
- The bodies of two young men were found
on the north edge of Ludlow Falls earlier this morning.
And a young woman has also been reported missing.
Detective Smith with the Ludlow Falls Police Department
will be releasing a statement to the press this afternoon.
Jamie Dolium, age 23, from Ludlow Falls
was reported missing earlier this week.
And authorities are asking anyone with information
to please contact the Ludlow Falls Police Department.
- We are not able to comment on the bodies
that was found in the woods.
- What about that video they found?
- No further questions.
- You know what the Tommy Mavis challenge is.
You say Tommy three times,
and RED appears.
Sponsor me Pit Viper.
You know what that means?
You know, before we can find RED,
you know what you gotta do.
You gotta smash that like button,
smash it 25,000 times.
We're on that quest for 25K.
You know what that means?
We're trying to find RED.
- Babe, how much longer do we have to do this?
This is ridiculous.
- Babe, the hustles don't stop.
You know what?
I've been telling you the hustle.
We're trying to get that Lambo.
We're getting that Lambo baby.
We're here at this haunted pipe,
where allegedly Tommy Mavis, also known as RED, sleeps.
Come on, we're gonna do the Tommy Mavis challenge.
Now smash that like button
if you want me to do it right now.
Let's do it.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,
has no mommy, mommy, mommy.
- Man, I don't think it worked.
- I don't think, he's gotta be close.
- You said he'd come through the pipe, right?
- Yeah.
- Look.
- I can't believe we got RED on camera.
We made it out alive.
Remember, subscribe to our paid tier,
to see us come back at night at the witching hour, 3:33 a.m.
Let's go.
Was that a good take?
- Yeah, that looks fantastic.
- Where'd he go.
- Okay, piece of shit's broken.
Got some dirt stuck in the,
in the wheel here to turn it off.
Won't shut off.
- Oh no.
- We'll just have to wait for it to die.
- Hey guys, how'd that look?
- Looked great.
- Bro, that was the sickest take I've ever seen.
- This thing is disgusting though, Jesus.
Are we done?
- I think so.
I think we've got the tape.
- That's ridiculous.
I can't believe that we got,
it's in my nose.
Burlap, why would anything want to wear a burlap sack.
- Hey, is this a joke?
This isn't funny.
- Maybe some evils can't be defeated by man.
Maybe some evils are elemental,
like the force of nature.
Like a, I don't know, like when you have,
tornadoes?
Yeah, maybe it's like a tornado, you know.
You just try to take cover and pray that it doesn't get you.
Maybe some evil can't be diffused by man.
Maybe some evil's just too powerful,
and only God can take care of it.
Maybe, maybe it's like a force of nature, you know.
Maybe it's like divine wrath being called down,
like on Sodom and Gomorrah.
Maybe it's some sort of divine punishment
for the sinfulness of the area.
- But if we walk in the light,
as He is in the light,
we have fellowship with one another.
And the blood of Jesus his son,
cleanses us from all sin.
We say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves.
The truth is not in us.
If we confess our sins,
he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins,
and to cleanse us
from all unrighteousness.
John 1, 7 through 9.