1 00:00:00,417 --> 00:00:02,377 [bell tolling] 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,712 ♪ 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,641 [INSTRUCTOR] Children, come forth! 4 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,982 Anya Forger, first-year from Cecile Hall. 5 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:25,693 Becky Blackbell, from the same class. 6 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,612 Damian Desmond, also from that class. 7 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:32,616 Bill Watkins, first-year from Wald Hall. 8 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:33,909 You four, 9 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,203 while in the midst of this terrifying ordeal, 10 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,245 demonstrated both, 11 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,581 exceptional composure and bravery. 12 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,041 These traits lead to a swift resolution 13 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,210 of the situation. 14 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:44,252 One in which 15 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,296 not a single student was harmed, 16 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,674 setting a good example for your classmates. 17 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,551 And to honor your courage, wisdom, 18 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,051 and strength of character... 19 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,349 you’ve each been awarded one Stella! 20 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,852 [all applauding] 21 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:02,145 [♪ opening theme song playing] 22 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,860 ANYA'S ERA HAS COME 23 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,863 [cries] My first Stella! I’m overjoyed! 24 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:37,032 It’s making me cry sweet, happy tears! 25 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,909 I knew this would happen. 26 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,662 Eh. I don’t think I actually did anything 27 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,080 to earn a Stella, though. 28 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:45,332 Now, now, Lord Damian. Don’t be silly. 29 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,959 If you hadn’t come up with your bold plan 30 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,336 to crap your pants, we may not have survived that. 31 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,295 Shut up. 32 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,880 Did you hear? 33 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,466 One of the newspapers wants to do an exclusive interview! 34 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,469 Wow! This whole incident could make us famous, Anya! 35 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,512 Yeah? 36 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,555 [HENDERSON] We’ve declined the offer 37 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,599 due to security concerns. 38 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,309 And the authorities have instructed us 39 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,769 not to speak on the matter. 40 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,479 Yeah, of course they have! 41 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,273 State Security doesn’t want kids stealing all their thunder. 42 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,401 Aw, I wanted to launch my singing career! 43 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,071 I daresay it’s miraculous. 44 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,196 You children were thrown 45 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,116 into an extremely dangerous situation, 46 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,785 and through it all, you emerged unscathed. 47 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:22,995 [INSPECTOR] You’re under arrest! 48 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,622 [CAPTAIN] All snipers, stand down. 49 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,709 Take X-one, two, and three to station 13. 50 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,918 ♪ 51 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,213 Uh? 52 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,551 It’s all over now. Way to hang in there, kid. 53 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,719 [whimpers] 54 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,596 [DAMIAN] I’m not some "kid." 55 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,222 My name is Damian Desmond! 56 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:45,350 And that stupid thing didn’t scare me! 57 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,602 Of course not! You’re free to go. 58 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,313 [grunts softly] Hey, this thing's a fake. 59 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,693 [GUARD REGIMENT] All hostages are safe! 60 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,906 Well then, we can lift the information blackout. 61 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,366 We’ll need to contact the parents and guardians 62 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,035 to come pick their children up. 63 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,285 After a couple of days, 64 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,413 they can return for further questioning. 65 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:07,831 Of course. 66 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,000 Those in the dorms will get a day pass to go home. 67 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:10,959 [BECKY’S FATHER] Becky! 68 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,878 - [crying] - Daddy? 69 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,172 - My precious girl! - Daddy! 70 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,132 I’m so glad you’re okay! 71 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,718 Is Mommy here? 72 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,261 I was worried the situation could still be dangerous, 73 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,680 so she’s at home. 74 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,225 Let’s go be with her. She’s been so upset! 75 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:27,601 [BECKY] Yeah. 76 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,353 Bye-bye! [laughs] 77 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,147 ♪ 78 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,333 Yeah. What’s up? 79 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,464 It'll be okay. Don't be afraid. 80 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,885 [DAMIAN] You were pretty amazing through all that. 81 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,096 I know I make fun of you and stuff. 82 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,223 So, I’m sorry, I guess. 83 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,433 Well, you were super-duper cool, too. 84 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:11,603 You offered to take that bomb necklace for me! 85 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,563 That’s like something a hero would do! 86 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,233 Uh... Wha... [stuttering] 87 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:19,694 Oh, well, yeah, of course, that’s totally normal. 88 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,155 I mean, it’s like... 89 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,448 It's only natural to wanna help a friend in trouble! 90 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,076 To help a friend? 91 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,661 BATTLE OF THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEMES 92 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,163 And I’m a friend? 93 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,290 Yeah. 94 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:34,251 I guess this means we finally turned into bestest friends. 95 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,460 I’m sorry, Mama. 96 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,712 But the winner of this battle is me. 97 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,673 Huh? what’re you talking about? 98 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,009 And I never said anything about “bestest!” 99 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,427 That’s it. I’m coming over tomorrow. 100 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,305 Huh? What for? 101 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:48,015 Uh... 102 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,934 ‘Cause friends are supposed to go to each other’s houses. 103 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,270 They meet their parents and they all talk about things 104 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,438 like world peace and stuff like that. 105 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,024 You’re not coming over. 106 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,400 You think we all sit around talking about peace? 107 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,610 That’s ridiculous. 108 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,196 I see how you are. 109 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,531 You only want to suck up to my family. 110 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:05,949 You almost had me fooled. 111 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,327 But now, we’re never gonna be friends. 112 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:09,995 - [scoffs] - What the... 113 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,997 [indistinct chatter] 114 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,623 [DAMIAN] Not like it matters. 115 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,918 You see anyone from my family coming to pick me up? 116 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,587 Even if we were friends, 117 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,257 that won’t get you any closer to my parents. 118 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,554 Stop that! 119 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,472 It’s not like your folks are rushing to grab you. 120 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,891 If you need a ride, 121 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,018 some officers will gladly take you home. 122 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,853 [ANYA] We can ride in a police car? 123 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,855 - So cool! - [Yor screaming] Anya! 124 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,773 Anya, I’m here! 125 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,360 Where are you, Anya? 126 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,777 Anya! 127 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,655 - There you are! - Mama! 128 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,615 Oh, I’m so relieved! 129 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,117 I wondered why you hadn’t come home, 130 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,745 - and then I heard the news! - You ran all the way here? 131 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,206 Are you hurt? Did they do anything to you? 132 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,456 They didn’t stab or shoot you, 133 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,959 or rip you apart limb from limb, did they? 134 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,212 I’m okay. 135 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,630 [whimpers] 136 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,260 [Anya cries] Mama! 137 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,932 Oh, everything's okay now. 138 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,768 I'm sorry that it took me so long to come get you. 139 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,436 “Nerves of tungsten,” eh? 140 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:20,232 It’s a relief to see her act her age. 141 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,317 [scoffs] What a baby. 142 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,737 [AGENT] Man, I didn’t think this thing would end 143 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,407 without the strike team crackin’ some heads. 144 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:31,243 Looks like you came racing back here 145 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,577 for a bunch of nothing, huh? 146 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,788 [Anya gasps] Papa was here, too! 147 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:35,997 [Twilight sighs] 148 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,456 [TWILIGHT] I don't know the whole story, 149 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,751 but if everything’s resolved, I'm not staying. 150 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,295 My stomach does not do well 151 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,588 around all these State Security Service guys. 152 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,758 [AGENT] You mean you’re not gonna have a touching reunion 153 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,218 with your little daughter there? 154 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,762 [TWILIGHT] Officially, Loid Forger is still away 155 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,055 on a business trip. 156 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,349 My appearance on the scene this early on 157 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,517 could potentially raise suspicions. 158 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:58,895 Once we all meet up at home, 159 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,689 I’ll make up for it by preparing her favorite meal. 160 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,150 [agent chuckles] Attaboy! 161 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,819 [ANYA] We’re having Hamburg steak! 162 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,862 Excuse me. 163 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,115 But you're Damian, aren’t you? 164 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,951 I believe I saw Melinda's car on my way over here. 165 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:13,994 [gasps] 166 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:15,078 [YOR] I passed by it. 167 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,332 But she should be arriving at any moment now. 168 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,459 - [car approaching] - Oh! See? 169 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,836 [ANYA] That’s Mama's Friendship Scheme partner! 170 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,296 - My rival. - Damian! 171 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,631 [gasps] Mother, you... 172 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,760 Oh, Damian! My boy! 173 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,095 Mother? 174 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,680 You came to get me? 175 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,932 What do you mean? Of course I did! 176 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,392 I would’ve gotten here sooner, 177 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,144 but I’ve only just heard what happened. 178 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,229 I’m sorry. 179 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,691 [MELINDA] Oh, Damian, my precious little boy. 180 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,693 If anything were ever to happen to you, 181 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,153 I would just... 182 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,738 Oh, Damian, my adorable son. 183 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,158 I’m so glad they didn’t hurt you. 184 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,660 [ANYA] She's sort of like Unkie. 185 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,537 She's such a good mommy. 186 00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,956 [Melinda chuckles] 187 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,834 [DAMIAN] I wasn't really scared, you know. [sniffles] 188 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,419 I’m just sad. 189 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,588 Because I wanted to go to the museum. 190 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,051 [chuckles] You don't need to act tough for me. 191 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,261 Hey, Mother? 192 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,972 Um, please don't tell Father. 193 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,266 I don’t want him to know I cried. 194 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:21,228 He’s got so much to worry about as it is. 195 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,898 [MELINDA] I shouldn't have come here. 196 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:25,940 [Anya gasps] 197 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,527 [MELINDA] Of course I won't tell him. 198 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,611 But only if you promise me 199 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:34,366 that you’ll make absolutely sure he doesn’t know I was here. 200 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,285 [MELINDA] If only those hijackers had killed him. 201 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,163 Oh, Damian, I'm just so happy you're safe. 202 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,664 Why do I have to be responsible 203 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,707 for taking you home? 204 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,209 My adorably brave boy. 205 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,544 I wish I could get rid of you. 206 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,295 You're my treasure. You're my curse. 207 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,172 I love you, my Damian. 208 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,716 I said, promise me. 209 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,344 [Anya gasps] 210 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:55,970 [birds chirping] 211 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,306 [ANYA] Starlight, starlight! 212 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,976 Superhero. Starlight Anya! 213 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,938 [YOR] Don’t forget to eat your green peppers, Anya. 214 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,148 Starlight Anya doesn't need to eat them 215 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,400 if she doesn’t want to. 216 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,236 You’re wrong about that, you know. Eat up. 217 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,530 I am proud that you earned a Stella, 218 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,907 but what you did on that bus was reckless. 219 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,700 Those were very dangerous people. 220 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,119 Your papa’s right. 221 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,661 You need to be more careful. 222 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,663 [ANYA] My teacher said the same thing. 223 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,040 Did they? 224 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,918 I heard you demanded food from the criminals. 225 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,963 Oh, well, I got really hungry. 226 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,839 [YOR] I'm so sorry! I should’ve made 227 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,841 a better breakfast for you that morning! 228 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,843 It must not have been enough food! 229 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,057 Classes resume today, don't they, Anya? 230 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,977 I can drive you to school, so finish up and get dressed. 231 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,019 Okay. 232 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,315 [TWILIGHT] She seems fine from what I can observe, 233 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,525 but that ordeal must be weighing on her. 234 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,111 I have to keep a close eye. 235 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,030 [Anya, in singsong voice] Wow, Papa's car 236 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,282 is all junky junk! 237 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,951 A million times smaller than a bussy bus. 238 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,953 Oh, it’s tiny. 239 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,247 But Becky's car is all widey wide 240 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,706 and nicey nice. 241 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,083 That’s enough. 242 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,210 Maybe it's not weighing on her. 243 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,589 [ANYA] Me and Mama got to ride in a zippy police car. 244 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,299 It was like, “Zoom!” 245 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,968 [TWILIGHT] Yes, it was very nice of the police to take you home. 246 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:20,221 I'm sorry that I couldn't come and pick you up myself. 247 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,264 [ANYA] It’s okay. 248 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,183 I know you were there, Papa. 249 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,976 Uh... 250 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,563 - Hey, Papa? - [TWILIGHT] Hm? 251 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,816 [ANYA] Did the families who came to pick up their kids 252 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,067 get along more? 253 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,278 [TWILIGHT] Hmm... I wouldn’t say that. 254 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,364 I imagine it depends on their situation, 255 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,866 but most would try. Why do you ask? 256 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,075 [Anya sighs] 257 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,203 [DAMIAN] Even if we were friends, 258 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,497 that won’t get you any closer to my parents. 259 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,582 - Damian! - Mother, you... 260 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,833 [MELINDA] Oh, Damian. 261 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,335 I can't even stand to look at you. 262 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,836 I said, promise me. 263 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,007 [ANYA] Second Son's family was super weird. 264 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,009 [TWILIGHT] Is she upset that 265 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,178 I wasn’t able to come pick her up myself? 266 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,013 She must be. 267 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,722 I’ll bet it reminded her of being at the orphanage, 268 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,393 waiting for someone to save her from that life. 269 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,186 That would be traumatizing. 270 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,439 If I can’t heal her heart, the mission’s in danger. 271 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,691 - What do I do? - [gasps] 272 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,569 [ANYA] Oh, nothing would make me feel better 273 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,612 than some fluffy, yummy cake. 274 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,239 [TWILIGHT] Is that so? 275 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,449 All right, then! We’ll grab some on the way home today! 276 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,617 The best there is! 277 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,826 [ANYA] Yay! 278 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,373 [HENDERSON] I hope the time has helped you recover. 279 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,832 [THOMAS] I believe it has. 280 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,586 Though, it’s still a bit tough not to start shaking 281 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,421 when I think about what happened. 282 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,838 [laughs] 283 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,216 I know of a top-notch clinical psychiatrist 284 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,259 if necessary. 285 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,888 Well, honestly, I'm more worried about the children than myself. 286 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,848 I understand, but in order to support them, 287 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,184 we cannot neglect our own well-being. 288 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,354 I’d heard that the parents' briefing didn't go too well. 289 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,106 Was it really that bad? 290 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,483 With the State Security Service in attendance, 291 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,194 we didn’t feel as though we could speak all that freely. 292 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,655 But the parents as well as students 293 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,156 have every right to be upset. 294 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,576 We, the faculty, must do everything in our power 295 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,120 to help the children move beyond this. 296 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,163 [Thomas chuckles] That’s true. 297 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,084 I hope you have a good day, young master. 298 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,296 [Emile gasps] 299 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,715 Hey, Lord Damian, we were looking for you! 300 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,758 [DAMIAN] Hey. 301 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,594 [EWEN] It’s a little odd to be driven to school, 302 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,720 don’t you think? 303 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,430 [EMILE] Was it fun being back home? 304 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,098 You hadn’t been there in a while. 305 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,725 Uh? Yeah. 306 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,561 [DAMIAN] Tell me, Jeeves. 307 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,853 Where's Mother? 308 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,149 [JEEVES] She has returned to her villa. 309 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,317 [DAMIAN] I see. 310 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,739 It is not my place to say, 311 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,492 so consider this me just thinking out loud. 312 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,619 But your mother personally prepared 313 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,497 every dish you see before you on the table. 314 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,123 [Damian gasps softly] 315 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,416 [sighs] 316 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,127 Did she? 317 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,964 Oh, you know, same old home. 318 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,549 Sounds nice to me. 319 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:05,345 Ugh! Sucks that we gotta go back to staying at the dorms. 320 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,054 [GIRL] Good morning, Damian! 321 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,306 [laughs] 322 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,808 Uh, good morning. 323 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,434 - Whoa! He said it back! - [both squeal] 324 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,728 Huh? That’s weird. 325 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,189 You did save everybody in class three and four, 326 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,524 so it makes sense to me. 327 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,899 [giggling] 328 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,652 Oh, my gosh! 329 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,529 [GIRL] Hi Becky! Good morning! 330 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,655 What’s going on? 331 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,907 That SOS plan you came up with really saved the day! 332 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,075 Uh... 333 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,578 - Yeah, I suppose it kind of did. - [exclaiming] 334 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,414 Wow! She’s here! Anya the superhero! 335 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,708 [DAMIAN AND BECKY] Super what? 336 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,501 The way that you stood up to those bad guys 337 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,585 was incredible! 338 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,753 You’re so cool! 339 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,046 Shee-shee-shee. 340 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,549 You should call me "Double Starlight Anya" now. 341 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,468 [BOTH] Double Starlight Anya’s so cool! 342 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,303 [ANYA] Oh, yeah! That’s a lot better! 343 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,346 [Damian and Becky sigh] 344 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,974 Hey, uh, Forger, good morning. 345 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,059 Hi. 346 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,935 Good morning, Anya. 347 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,397 Sorry about what I said about you before. 348 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,566 Hey, was the bomb necklace scary? 349 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,067 [GIRL 1] How'd you make the bad guys stop? 350 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,443 [GIRL 2] Good morning, Miss Forger. 351 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,195 May I walk to class with you? 352 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,947 [overlapping chatter] 353 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,242 [ANYA] Finally, my era has come. 354 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,869 What am I gonna do? 355 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,663 I might be so popular that I’ll have 100 friends 356 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,913 following me around! 357 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,542 It’ll be so many friends and people 358 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,293 that I’ll be able to take over 359 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,587 the whole world! 360 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,004 - [Damian scoffs] - [BECKY] Uh? 361 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,590 Already getting to her dumb head. 362 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,341 Oh, my, a little jealous, are we? 363 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,551 No! Shut up! 364 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,135 Or are you worried that once people see 365 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,470 how cool she really is, 366 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,598 they’re gonna try to steal her away from you? 367 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,099 SHIVER 368 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,975 [cawing] 369 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,644 SHIVER 370 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,479 [DAMIAN] Wait. Why did that make me shiver? 371 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,939 I don’t care about that stubby little weirdo! 372 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,068 [scoffs] She didn't “make him do” anything. 373 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,862 She was just a greedy little commoner 374 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,447 begging for food! 375 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,116 I don’t have any idea why that guy gave up so easily! 376 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,242 [Anya gasps] 377 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,702 Really? 378 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,871 It’s super tough for a commoner to get into Eden! 379 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,372 You must be real tough. 380 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,083 No wonder you could make those bad guys do what you wanted! 381 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,168 Hey, if I become a commoner, 382 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,588 I hope I can be as cool and tough as Anya, the hero! 383 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,757 Is there a secret to being a commoner, Anya? 384 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,717 [BOY] What do you guys eat, anyway? 385 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,681 Hope you’re hungry! 386 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,142 [ANYA] Mostly, super-burnt black stuff 387 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,227 with something really prickly and salty. 388 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,104 - Some purple goo, too. - [BOTH] Huh? 389 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,355 That's crazy! 390 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,899 Do commoners eat like that every day 391 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,651 to strengthen their stomachs or something? 392 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,111 No wonder she’s so tough and courageous. 393 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,405 [scoffs] She’s gotta be super poor 394 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,407 if her parents are cooking for her! 395 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,827 How pathetic can you be, right, Lord Damian? 396 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:37,121 Huh? Nah, I don’t really see anything wrong with that. 397 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,372 Uh? 398 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,791 [DAMIAN] Mother's cooking was really good. 399 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,417 [Emile groans] 400 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,961 [EWEN] It seems like you’ve gotten 401 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,629 kind of sweet on her lately. 402 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,798 [DAMIAN] I'm not sweet! I'm spicy! 403 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,924 [Anya gasps] 404 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,846 Wah! Please don't tell Daddy I cried like a baby. 405 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,388 Sorry, Second Son. 406 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,099 That was cute, but I hate weak crybabies. 407 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,143 If you try to be like Anya, the hero, 408 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,270 - you'll get super strong. - Mm-hm. 409 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,439 [BOTH] Commoners, hooray! 410 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,275 Boo! I want to be a strong boy. 411 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,402 I'm here at Miss Anya's place 412 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,279 to learn how to become a commoner. 413 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,865 This is my daddy. 414 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,074 Please take care of my Second Son, please. 415 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,242 - [Bond barks] - Sure. 416 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,829 [ANYA] I should've thought of that sooner. 417 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,122 Plan B, the friendship scheme. 418 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,709 All this time, I only thought 419 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,627 of how I could go to his house. 420 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,379 But I just got to invite him over 421 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,255 to our house instead. 422 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,090 Ah, yeah. 423 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,260 I’m a reverse genius to think of a reverse Plan B. 424 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,973 I'll call it... the B plan. 425 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,726 So you don't get scared of eating food like that? 426 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,937 Hm. I look death in the face every morning at breakfast. 427 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,146 That’s like, the bravest... 428 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,398 [ANYA] Second Son wants to be strong, 429 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,191 and he'll see the power of the Forgers. 430 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,943 If you train like I do every day, 431 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,738 you'll be strong and never cry all the time. 432 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,323 - [BOY 1] So cool. - What a liar! 433 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,116 You were just bawling your eyes out. 434 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,203 Tell us more. What else do you do, Anya? 435 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,998 Huh. Well, my papa's a demon, 436 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,625 so he makes me study real hard. He's strict. 437 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,210 Is your homework done yet? 438 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,503 So scary. 439 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,672 [BOY 2] Actually, that sounds pretty normal. 440 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,965 [groans] Oh. 441 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,175 Whenever we go shopping at the supermarket, 442 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,428 I gotta carry all of the heavy stuff. 443 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,513 I will take those snackies, please. 444 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,640 Just don't eat all of them before they ring them up. 445 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,017 [GIRL] Okay. So that's how 446 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,894 you're pumping up your muscles, huh? 447 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,729 [BOY 3] Wait. Your family does their own shopping? 448 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,439 - Unbelievable. - [ANYA] Yeah. 449 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,943 And my special toothbrush weighs about one hundred kilograms. 450 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,444 - [GIRL 1] Oh. - [GIRL 2] What? 451 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,196 [ANYA] My baths are, like, one hundred degree Celsius. 452 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,573 [BOY] Whoa! Seriously? 453 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,367 And I fight a humongous white monster every day. 454 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,619 [BECKY] Uh-oh. 455 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,871 Anya is really exaggerating everything. 456 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,040 They're gonna start calling her a liar. 457 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,793 If you guys really want to know... 458 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,878 The actual secret to Anya's strength 459 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,337 is her mother's training. 460 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,339 She's unbelievably strong. 461 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,550 She even trained me a little bit, too. 462 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,469 - [Anya gasps] - [BOY] Wow. 463 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,887 [ANYA] Shut up, Becky! 464 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,264 I'm not losing my popularity to Mama. 465 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,724 Why are you getting mixed up 466 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,726 in the battle of the friendship schemes, anyway? 467 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,103 Are you a spy? 468 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:06,646 If we go over to your house, 469 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,064 do you think your mama will give us 470 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,732 the same kind of training as her? 471 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,150 No way. Coming to my house won't do anything 472 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,402 to make you stronger. 473 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,153 - [GIRLS] Ah... - Too bad. 474 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:18,407 Because, uh, Mama's resting right now, 475 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,618 - 'cause she broke her neck bone. - [BECKY] Huh? 476 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,369 She’s still alive after that? 477 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,455 Man, commoner moms are brutal! 478 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,623 [GIRL] Poor mama. 479 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,084 So I'll have to train you. 480 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,460 Check out my punch. 481 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,920 [girl grunts] 482 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,089 [grunts] I'm already learning so much, Miss Forger. 483 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,258 [scoffs] Don't bother. She's way too stupid. 484 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,636 You're just gonna ruin your families' good names 485 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,013 by hanging out with her. 486 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,388 [EMILE, EWEN] Yeah, he's right. 487 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,556 [Anya gasps] 488 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,100 [grunts] 489 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,935 Now Second Son is trying to stop me 490 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,561 from being popular too. 491 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,897 Oh, yeah, he's really jealous of you. 492 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,649 It's obvious, but I'm not. 493 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,942 So don't say "too". 494 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,192 SHE LOST SIGHT OF THE GOAL 495 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,778 I hate you. Doo-doo brain. 496 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,031 What'd you say? Well, that's just fine by me 497 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,448 because I hate you too. 498 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,034 You're dumb. 499 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,452 Just a stupid, stubby-legged little uggo 500 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,203 that acts like a greedy hyena! 501 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,373 But your mother's like a big old gorilla. 502 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,207 And your dad is just a fraud. 503 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:13,171 Wow, Lord Damian's been working on his insults. 504 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:17,133 [cries] But my legs really aren’t that stubby. 505 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:20,845 Oh, man. Damian made Forger cry like a baby. 506 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,097 So, is he stronger than her or what? 507 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,891 - [Anya gasps] - Guess the Desmond family 508 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,433 really doesn’t play around. 509 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,768 No! 510 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,687 I’m the strongest one there is! 511 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,690 And I’m gonna take over the entire world someday! 512 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,609 What are you even saying, Anya? Just calm down. 513 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,277 [Anya cries] 514 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,612 There, there. 515 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,198 [DAMIAN] Uh, I... 516 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,908 Flawless victory! 517 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,659 You really gave her the business, Lord Damian! 518 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,208 Hey. I'm sorry. 519 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,960 If I brought you those cakes that you wanted, 520 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,629 would you maybe stop crying? 521 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,757 [gasps softly] 522 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,717 [Emile gasps] 523 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,469 - What the heck is going on? - He said sorry. 524 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,721 [Damian gasps] 525 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,598 - [DAMIAN] What? I didn't! - [bell tolling] 526 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,892 There’s the bell. Let’s get to class! 527 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,351 [BOTH] He said he's sorry. 528 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,979 [DAMIAN] No, I didn't, so shut up. 529 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,357 [grunts angrily] Everybody knows it takes a strong man 530 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,984 to make a real apology. 531 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,820 Then that means I totally won. 532 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,030 He’s right! 533 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,698 Brilliant strategy! 534 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,575 But I didn't lose to you. 535 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,743 [Damian exclaims] 536 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,411 And I'm way stronger than you too. 537 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,872 If that's true, why were you crying your dumb eyes out? 538 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,499 [ANYA] I saw you! Your mama came to get you 539 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,085 and you cried and cried! 540 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,462 [Damian grunts] Don't mention that, damn it! 541 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,838 You were wailing so hard, 542 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,757 you blew a big, gross snot bubble! 543 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,383 I never did that. 544 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,220 Besides, I'm so adorable that I don't even make my own snot. 545 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,055 [scoffs] Calling yourself adorable 546 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,556 makes you sound like a moron! 547 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,558 [ANYA] You sound like a moron for calling me a moron. 548 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,394 Dummy! You’re just a snotty moron! 549 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,188 [ANYA] You need to learn more words. 550 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,689 [DAMIAN] Now I'm really mad. 551 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,692 [NARRATOR] And so, this pair was late for class. 552 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,156 [♪ closing theme song playing] 553 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,877 AUSTIN'S TROUBLES A NORMAL MIXER