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SAMANTHA:
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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- It's all triggering.
- (door opens)
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MAN:
Samantha Fink?
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Let's go.
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♪ ♪
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- SAMANTHA: I mean,
the sounds, the smells...
- Hold up.
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SAMANTHA:
I mean, the last time I
woke up here I was still drunk.
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It just all felt so hopeless.
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I didn't even know if I'd
make it to my next birthday.
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But I did.
It's today.
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I'm 29. (chuckles)
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You don't have
to say anything.
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Anyway, I made it.
I'm here, I'm alive.
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Is it perfect?
No, absolutely not.
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I still live with my mother.
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And the mattress there
is terrible.
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It's, like, super soft.
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And too, like,
pillow-toppy for my taste.
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But I do have the first
real job I've had in years,
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which is great,
and, do I have a boyfriend?
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No, but I have dated
a little bit.
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Honestly, there's
not much out there.
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You guys are
not missing anything.
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(laughs) Believe me.
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But the point
that I'm trying to make is
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I didn't get here alone.
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I have a sponsor, who's amazing,
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and a real community
that supports me.
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And they all
helped me understand that...
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this did not have to be
the end of my story.
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- It's...
- No. That's the end.
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Yeah, it's been 20 minutes.
Thank you so much
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for that inspiring share, Samantha.
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And thank you, ladies,
for coming.
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Now you can head out
to Bible study.
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Be sure to say what up
to my big dog JC
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and his mama.
(chuckles)
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("Overlivin" by Soulplusmind
& Janae E. playing)
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Yeah, call it money ♪
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- Call it bass, I'm a boss ♪
- Thank you ♪
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International I'm flying ♪
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♪ 'Cross the coast,
yes, I'm packing ♪
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♪ I've been
working on my car... ♪
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- Morning, Mary.
- Morning, Sam.
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Up the shore ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, you good?
Yeah, I'm good ♪
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Oh, Jeff.
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Yeah, you're getting worse
at opening things, man.
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You're getting worse at... stuff.
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Hey. Grab your shit,
come with me.
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But I...
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- Just come with me. Let's go.
- Okay. I...
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I was actually
early today, though.
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I already sent you the list
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of the chunkiest "chowdahs" on
the South Shore, so I don't know
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- if you saw that,
but it's definitely
- What are you talking about?
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- in your inbox.
- I'm not worried about that.
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Okay. It's just that
it's been my experience
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when a boss says, like,
"Come with me,"
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something very bad
is about to happen.
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- You're very paranoid.
- With good reason.
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This, right here--
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that's your desk.
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- Me? Mine?
- Yes, it's yours. Congratulations.
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You've been killing it here.
Take a seat,
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- please. Seriously,
- Okay.
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it's been amazing.
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When your Legal Sea Food
top ten went viral,
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that was huge for us.
And you ate...
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so much lobster.
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- So much lobster. Yeah.
- Unhealthy amounts.
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I still don't feel right,
if I'm being honest.
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- (toilet flushes)
- Oh.
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What's up, Dave?
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Um, I'm sorry about that.
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- It's just, there's not
- Yeah, no.
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a lot of space up here.
All the desks
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- It's fine. I'm kind of into it.
- were taken.
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- I love it. Thank you.
- Yeah. Good.
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Yeah.
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Um, while you're here...
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- Yeah?
- I was just wondering,
maybe I could
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write something a bit longer.
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- Uh...
- Not that I don't love being
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the listicle lady, 'cause I do.
I just...
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I actually worked
at a grocery store recently
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and was, like, slicing deli
meat and very bad at it,
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- so I'm very grateful for this.
I just...
- Just chill right now,
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all right? I gave you a desk.
A toilet desk.
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It's a clear vote of confidence.
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But, yes, if you have samples,
send them to me.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I'll...
I'll do it right now.
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Before you get back
to your desk.
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- I'll send them.
- Okay, cool.
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Send them when you're done
with this panic attack.
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- Okay. Okay. Oh, and,
- Cool.
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hey, Alex, um...
I'm actually, I'm having,
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a birthday party tonight.
I don't know if you're free.
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I know it's kind of last-minute,
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but I kind of went all out.
There's gonna be,
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like, a photo booth
and a taco truck.
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So, I don't know.
If you want to swing by...
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Uh, I would love to, I would.
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Um... but I'm your boss.
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- Of course.
- And I just gave you a desk.
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- I don't want people thinking...
- Right.
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Something weird's
going on, and...
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- No, me either.
- But, uh,
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- happy birthday.
- You too.
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- That doesn't make sense.
- No.
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(chuckles)
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Wow.
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♪ ♪
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(coughs)
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- (grunts)
- Would you stop it with
the chairs? You're pregnant.
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- I'm 11 weeks.
- Sit.
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(scoffs) Okay.
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(inhales, exhales)
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You ready
for your birthday surprise?
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- Yeah.
- You're greeting today.
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Oh, yay. I get to touch
clammy newcomer palms.
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It took me four years
to be promoted to greeter,
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and she doesn't even
appreciate it.
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Okay, well, we'll take it
from here, Mark.
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- Whoa.
- Some people are
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so touchy about
belly button birthdays.
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- They think they're no big deal.
- Yeah, well,
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I think this one's
kind of a big deal.
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It's the first time
I felt like celebrating
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my existence since I was 11.
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I'm happy for you, Sam.
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Most people, sober or not,
do not have a life
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- that they are
actively proud of.
- Thank you.
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I'm trying.
But I want more, you know?
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I want, like, a real
relationship and hot sex.
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- And maybe a "Pullitzer."
- Pulitzer.
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- Whatever.
- Well, you know what they say,
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throw a party and the rest
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of your life falls into place.
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That's sarcasm.
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Could still be true.
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(indistinct chatter)
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- Ooh, someone looks hot.
- Thank you.
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No, by someone I meant me.
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- Oh.
- You look okay, too.
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It's cute, right?
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- Yes. I love it.
- It's so cute.
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Ooh. Let me, uh, show you
what I got for Sam
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at that cute shop
around the corner.
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Shut the front door.
Is that a journal?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That's what I got her.
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- Really?
- I was like,
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"What do I get someone
who doesn't booze
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- and talks about her frigging
feelings all the time?"
- Right?
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Anyway, I think mine's
different enough.
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It's got
a sparkly unicorn on the cover
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and a lock with a tiny key
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for her tiny hands
and her big dreams.
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- That's what I wrote
on the card.
- That's good.
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You ready to see Joel tonight?
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Yeah, I'm excited for it.
I mean, we did it right.
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We're still really good friends.
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- Her ex-husband.
- Wow. Seriously?
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Tell me about it.
My baby daddy texts me
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every two years, "Sup, Felicia?"
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And it takes
every ounce of my being
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not to hurl my phone
in the frigging river.
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I know. Joel and I have the best
divorce ever.
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I mean, technically we haven't
signed the papers yet,
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but we're both
in a really great place.
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It's amazing.
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It's not like I'm upset,
you know?
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I just have this, like,
intense physical reaction
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every time I hear her name.
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Which I've been told
is actually really normal, so...
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Have you read The Body
Keeps the Score? I have it.
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I'm gonna give this book
to you right now.
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Is it a thriller?
I mostly read James Patterson.
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I've been doing
Thriller Thursdays where I order
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takeout and then curl up
at home with my Jimmy P.
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James Patterson doesn't write
his own books.
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- He uses foreign undergrads.
- Oh.
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How's the house?
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So great. Yeah.
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At first I thought
it would be hard
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living in the Craftsman
that I built
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specifically for me, Brit,
and two to four of our children,
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but it's been amazing.
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Yeah, I find myself
falling asleep in any room
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'cause it's so quiet.
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So quiet.
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Joel, you know it's okay
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to be upset
about the divorce, right?
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I am upset about the divorce.
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- So, you g...
- (guitar chord twangs)
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Bob.
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Mm. That is literally the sound
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- of one of my migraines.
- (chuckles) Sorry.
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- Hey. Hi, Joel.
- Hey, Bob.
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Couldn't help but overhear
some of your conversation,
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and I wanted to give you
one of my new business cards.
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"Bobby Positive,
inclusive personal training."
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Yeah, yeah. I'm-I'm seeing
clients again in the garage.
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So, you know, if you want
to work on your strength--
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not just physical
but also emotional
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and spiritual-- all done
in a multiplatform environment,
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you know,
just give me a call.
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Or you can text me.
Just don't use too many emojis.
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I'm not sure
what they all mean.
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Right. Yeah.
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Anyway, I'm not sure I'll make
the party 'cause the house
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is so far, but, um, I wanted
to drop this off for Sam.
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- It's a journal.
- Joel, stop.
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- Do you know who I am?
- Uh,
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you're Carol?
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I am a woman who has
been through the throat
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of grief and pooped out
the other side of it.
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And I am telling you,
the only way through the pain
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is to face it head-on.
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Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?
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I think so.
You're saying
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I should suck it up
and come to the party?
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- Ex...
- Absolutely what she's saying...
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- This is what I'm saying.
- You got it.
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- Exactly.
- You got it, you got it. Yeah.
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- Yeah, very good.
- Great.
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Hey, how you doing?
Welcome back.
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You can pop over there.
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Make eye contact.
Use your kind eyes.
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You want to attract, not repel.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- Hi. How you doing?
- Hi.
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- Good.
- You can, uh... go over there,
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- I guess, if you want. Yeah.
- That's a bit better.
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- Hi. Welcome back.
Good to see you.
- Oh, there we go.
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That was way better.
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James.
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(grunts)
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- My jacket. Get off.
- Oh...
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Sorry.
244
00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,652
Just didn't-didn't
want you to go.
245
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,155
You didn't answer a call
or a text in, like, six months.
246
00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:54,492
I... I couldn't.
You were off the wagon, James.
247
00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,161
It would have been really bad
for both of us, you know.
248
00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,829
Self-preservation.
249
00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,081
I have to put
my own oxygen mask on first.
250
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:04,294
Yeah, I know that,
but... it sucked.
251
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,589
Yeah, for me, too.
252
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,008
I get it. I'm a rules guy,
all that stuff,
253
00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:13,303
but it's been awful.
254
00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,015
And, you know... lonely.
255
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,394
Yeah. Come inside.
256
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,937
I still hoard the good cookies
257
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,231
and let the dirtbags
eat the lemon ones.
258
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,276
- All right.
- Okay.
259
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,779
Oh, my... Okay, go. Go, go, go.
260
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,162
Okay. I'll see you there?
261
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,914
- JAMES: Yeah.
- Okay.
262
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,502
Well, I did not think
that was going to go that way.
263
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,421
- Good for you.
- Thank you.
264
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,298
Also, I invited him
to my birthday party.
265
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,717
Sam, it's his first day back.
You're clearly triggering him.
266
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,345
He-He's not ready
to go to a party.
267
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,180
Should I tell him not to come?
268
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,432
- Sam.
- Right.
269
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,815
BOB:
Ah, there she is.
270
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,608
Looking like a snack...
(chuckles)
271
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,568
...as the kids say.
272
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,862
- Happy birthday, darling.
- Thank you.
273
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,406
- What are you doing?
- Hiding the meds.
274
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,117
There will be addicts here.
It's for their own sake.
275
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,828
You can't overdose
on antidepressants, Mom.
276
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,288
No, but you can get
brain damage.
277
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,832
I read this article
in Parade magazine.
278
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,542
Oh, that poor woman.
279
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:29,462
It's going to be a beautiful,
wonderful evening, I promise.
280
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,005
That's right,
281
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,799
'cause I trimmed
all the rose bushes
282
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,634
and filled the gopher holes.
283
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,970
- We are party ready.
- SAMANTHA: Yeah, we sure are.
284
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,597
I got every single kind
of cheese a person could get,
285
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,433
and I think it looks...
looks really beautiful.
286
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,561
You guys just need
to stay in here, that's all.
287
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,688
You just can't...
288
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,064
I mean, you can say hi
to a couple of people,
289
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,315
but then mostly
just stay inside. Right?
290
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,736
I better go spray for gnats.
291
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,532
Mom. I'd love to hear
you say you heard me.
292
00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:01,161
Samantha, 29.
293
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,163
I can't believe it.
294
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,249
They say you don't remember
childbirth. This is a lie.
295
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,919
I look at your face, I remember
every second of pushing you out.
296
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,921
I really don't feel
like doing the whole...
297
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,340
22 hours of labor.
298
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,718
The worst pain I've ever felt.
Searing pain.
299
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,137
Like being stabbed
with red hot knives.
300
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,513
I tore like Velcro.
301
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,681
And then at 4:28
on a Wednesday...
302
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,601
And then at 4:28
303
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,645
on a Wednesday morning,
out you popped.
304
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,315
I didn't know
till I saw the photos later,
305
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,567
but, you know,
your baby can be so ugly
306
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,527
and you don't even know it?
307
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,820
And this was me.
308
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,824
- Is this leading to anything?
- Yes.
309
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,828
I took one look at you
and I saw how special you are.
310
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,539
And you are special.
And you are beautiful.
311
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,708
Even without makeup.
312
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,668
I have so much makeup on.
313
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,880
And it's perfect.
314
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,759
(clears throat)
315
00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,220
("TNT" by Fantasydub playing)
316
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,263
(woman singing in French)
317
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,934
(speaking indistinctly)
318
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,852
♪ ♪
319
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,105
Thank you so much for coming.
320
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,691
Oh. Thank you very much.
321
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,361
Do you want a drink? There's
so much stuff. Okay, come.
322
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,154
- I'm so glad
that you could make it.
- Yeah, thanks for inviting me.
323
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,406
My dad finally got
that new kidney, so...
324
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,158
- Oh.
- I have a lot more
free time now.
325
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,452
I also have tons
of different kinds of hot sauce.
326
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,745
It really does look great, though.
327
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,288
- You think?
- You did a great job. Yeah.
328
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,541
- Does it feel, like,
too try-hardy?
- Happy birthday!
329
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,711
(screams)
Oh, here's your gift.
330
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,338
- Oh, thank you so much.
- It's a journal.
331
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,465
- Oh.
- I'm bad at surprises.
332
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,675
Brit got you one, too.
333
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,802
Oh, well, if one gets lonely.
334
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:41,928
I also got her a journal.
335
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,596
(laughter)
336
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,973
- Joel, you remember Peter.
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
337
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,307
- From the wedding.
- Yeah.
338
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,642
Yeah, I was, I was there.
339
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,768
- Mm-hmm.
- It was a, uh,
340
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,812
beautiful night.
341
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,398
Uh, congratulations.
342
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,274
And condolences.
343
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,818
'Cause of the-the...
344
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,778
- It's...
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
345
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,030
- BRIT: Oh, my God.
- Oh, perfect.
346
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,158
- All my favorite people!
- Yeah.
347
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,660
Hi, good friend.
348
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,205
- How are we?
- Oh, just...
349
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,457
we're just super good
in-in every way.
350
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,959
So that's...
351
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,711
(sighs)
352
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,254
JOEL:
Ten-ten out of ten?
353
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,214
Oh, man.
354
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,758
- Super good.
- FELICIA: Super.
355
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,885
Yeah. Have some tacos.
I've got a minimum.
356
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,929
- Oh.
- Seriously, eat them.
357
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,181
Taco actually sounds
pretty good right now.
358
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,309
Oh, I'll come with you.
359
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,685
Terrific, yeah.
360
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,896
- Let's get a drink.
- Please, God.
361
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,026
Sam, great party.
Is this, is this pasteurized?
362
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,986
- Yeah.
- Is it?
363
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,863
- What do you want it to be?
- Pasteurized.
364
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,698
I don't know.
365
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,868
Yeah, so I only, like,
eat my oatmeal with raisins
366
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,953
- because...
- Jeff?
367
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,664
- Have you seen Alex?
- Yeah, I saw him with your mom.
368
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,666
I don't know
why I said it like that.
369
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,835
Uh, I saw him with your mom.
370
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,961
They're in the kitchen, talking.
371
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,255
Cool.
372
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,548
Okay, so like I was saying,
373
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,091
raisins, man,
they're glued together.
374
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,676
Does Samantha ever
talk about me at work?
375
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,179
- Am I what you expected?
- Mother.
376
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,764
What?
377
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,308
I am inside. They came to me.
378
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,517
I'm in the kitchen.
379
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,396
- Have you seen Alex?
- Who is Alex?
380
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,073
This is nice, right?
381
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,951
Feels good to be spending time
with you. Be friends again.
382
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,204
Yeah, I mean, there are
different types of friends.
383
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,956
You know? Like the types
who talk once a year
384
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,167
or like each other's posts
on Instagram.
385
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,628
Ooh. We should take a photo
for my parents.
386
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,757
Yeah, speaking of your parents,
have you told them about us yet?
387
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,220
Not yet. Ready?
388
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,180
Actually, I have to go over
there, I just realized, so...
389
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,812
We could be that way. ♪
390
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,817
(sighs)
391
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,112
(sobbing)
392
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,909
(indistinct chatter)
393
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,911
- Hi.
- Hey.
394
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,329
- Hi.
- What's up?
395
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,207
I, um, I'm really glad
that you came.
396
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,917
Yeah, me, too.
It's cool.
397
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,129
- This is awesome.
- Was it the-the taco truck?
398
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,006
No, um...
399
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,051
Actually, uh, I got fired.
400
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,094
(laughs)
401
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,720
No, I'm not...
402
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,806
It's not funny.
I-I don't have a job.
403
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,058
- And...
- What happened?
404
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,811
- I read your samples, and...
- You did?
405
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,104
Yeah, they're so good.
406
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,065
And then I go to bring them
upstairs, and...
407
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,650
Oh, my God. You did?
What did they say?
408
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,819
That's not the point
of the story.
409
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,612
- Oh, right, I'm sorry.
No, go on.
- Yeah.
410
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,530
Anyway, they told me
they're bringing in
411
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,739
some boomer from New York
412
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,950
and they're "managing me out."
413
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,786
They won't even say "fired."
It's such a weird situation,
414
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,787
and it's just bullshit.
415
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,290
Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
416
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,375
- Yeah, me, too.
- I don't really want to go
417
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,793
to work there without you.
418
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,962
- That's very sweet.
- Oh.
419
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,513
I... This is really bad timing,
but I should go say hi
420
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,015
to someone, but will you
stick around?
421
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,392
'Cause I want
to talk to you more.
422
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,476
Yeah, yeah, I'll stick around.
423
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,936
Maybe I'll go snoop around
424
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,354
your childhood home
for a little bit.
425
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,731
That sounds
like a very good idea.
426
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,107
My mom keeps a bunch of pills
427
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:23,983
in the sugar jar
if you want them.
428
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,279
- Hi.
- Hey.
429
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,072
- You came, you...
- Yeah.
430
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:30,948
- Yeah, I'm here.
- Cool.
431
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,286
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah. I just...
432
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,997
I got some weird work news,
but how are you?
433
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,208
I'm good. I'm good.
Uh, this is for you.
434
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,585
- Well, thank you very much.
- Yes, of course.
435
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:45,463
- It's, um, not journal-shaped.
- Yeah.
436
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:49,217
- Off to a very good start.
- No, it's not. It's really not.
437
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,052
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's a...
438
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,845
- It's a Good Time Sally's mug.
- Right, right.
439
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,056
- To commemorate
where we first met.
- Right.
440
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,849
You don't have
to drink alcohol out of that.
441
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,351
- Right.
- You can drink, like,
orange juice, coffee.
442
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,603
- Totally.
- Whatever you need.
443
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,939
- Yeah, it's very sweet.
Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
444
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,565
Uh...
445
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,527
What are you doing?
446
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,571
Kissing you.
447
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,657
We broke up like six months ago.
448
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,116
Yeah, we broke up
because I was drinking,
449
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,451
not because
we didn't like each other.
450
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,994
- (sighs)
- I'm not drinking now.
451
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,621
For what, a day?
452
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,081
Okay, well,
how long do I have to be sober
453
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,332
for you to take me back?
454
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,084
No, your sobriety
is not about me. It...
455
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,086
Did you honestly think
that we would just,
456
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,296
like, slip right back into this
without even a conversation?
457
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,382
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- Uh-huh.
458
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,925
- You invited me here.
- I invited you here
459
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,261
because I want
to be friends with you.
460
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,929
We're not friends.
461
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,681
We're just two people
that met at a bar.
462
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,236
CAROL:
I have so much respect
for what you people are doing.
463
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,406
I think, for me,
I would miss the taste.
464
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,283
You know, it would be the...
465
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,452
It would be the-the-the taste
of the prosecco.
466
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,330
The-the-the fizz,
the snap, crackle, pop there.
467
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,999
Do you know--
you don't miss that? No?
468
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,834
(music playing in distance)
469
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,138
Hey, mind if I join you?
470
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,265
Wow, this party
must be really bad.
471
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,517
(chuckles)
472
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,062
It's been a very nice evening.
473
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,441
(sighs)
474
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:30,901
You okay?
475
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,280
Not really.
476
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,576
I tried really hard, you know?
477
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,579
Just wanted everyone
to have fun, have a great time.
478
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,373
Instead, they're being
super weird and awkward
479
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,125
and not eating the tacos.
480
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,418
Well, thank God you're here
to help with that.
481
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,211
I know.
482
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,047
You can't control
other people's behavior.
483
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,758
I want to so bad.
484
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,594
I really thought
I was helping with James.
485
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,179
Mm.
486
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,014
Bringing him back in
and everything.
487
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,476
Then he tries to smooch me?
488
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,644
I mean, come on.
489
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,020
God, what a dumb birthday.
490
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,483
Look, was the party perfect?
No.
491
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,611
I tripped in a gopher hole
and almost broke my ankle.
492
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,946
But the salami was fantastic.
Baby's going to love it.
493
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,490
(chuckles)
494
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,367
Just 'cause tonight wasn't
exactly as you pictured it
495
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,328
does not mean that you don't
have a life worth celebrating.
496
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:26,457
Tonight was messy and fun
and very on-brand, frankly.
497
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,084
BOB:
Paging Samantha Fink.
498
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,711
Will Samantha Fink
please come out to the backyard?
499
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:34,924
To the tent that's the...
the only tent in the backyard.
500
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,884
- (sighs)
- All right. Looks like
they need you out there.
501
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,304
You can't stay in here forever.
502
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,932
Why not? None of the bad stuff's
in here.
503
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,309
Neither's any of the good stuff.
504
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,103
Let's go.
505
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,605
Party's still happening.
(groans)
506
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,564
- Let's go celebrate you.
- Oh, God.
507
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,486
- SAMANTHA: Hi, everybody.
- There she is.
508
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,697
- Ah, here she comes.
- Happy birthday, girl.
509
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,698
BOB:
All right.
510
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,992
Uh, okay. Hi. Um...
511
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,705
We learned this song
in honor of Sam's big day.
512
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,206
- Okay, here we go.
- FELICIA: We're gonna kill it.
513
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,457
We're gonna kill it.
514
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,583
All right.
Hit it, Bob.
515
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,837
One, two, three, four.
516
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,422
Three little birds ♪
517
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,216
- Sat on my window ♪
- (chuckles)
518
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,509
And they told me I don't ♪
519
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,594
Need to worry ♪
520
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,974
Summer came like cinnamon ♪
521
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,476
So sweet ♪
522
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,063
♪ Little girls double Dutch
on the concrete ♪
523
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,314
WOMAN:
All right.
524
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:36,277
Maybe sometimes ♪
525
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,779
You got it wrong ♪
526
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,740
But it's all right... ♪
527
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,576
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
528
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,244
- Um, thank you...
- I'm really glad that you came.
529
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,412
Of course.
530
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,873
Uh, I mean,
531
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,709
today sucked, but
I'm glad I'm here, and, uh...
532
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,044
Now that I'm not your boss,
533
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:58,007
do you think
we could go on a date?
534
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,718
Yeah, yeah, I think
that we could do that.
535
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,763
That would... Um...
536
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,389
- I'm gonna get out of here.
- SAMANTHA: Okay.
537
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,391
- I hope you get your dreams ♪
- Happy birthday.
538
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:11,479
♪ Just go ahead,
let your hair down ♪
539
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,440
Baby, let your hair down ♪
540
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,401
Ooh ♪
541
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,196
♪ Just go ahead,
let your hair down. ♪
542
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:20,905
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