1
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I need you to triage
the rest of the unit

2
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'cause we need the beds.

3
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Please tell the interns to stop

4
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putting broccoli in the fridge.

5
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Hey.

6
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(chuckles)
Hey!

7
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Hey.
Yeah, these came for you.

8
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I don't know if you know,

9
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but you haven't updated
your shipping address yet.

10
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As you can see,
my name is also here.

11
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At first, I thought this was
a "make your own hard cider" kit

12
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that I ordered, but it's just
jog bras and stuff.

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You know, if it's easier for you
and more convenient,

14
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I can always just stop by
your place and pick things up.

15
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What would be more convenient

16
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is if you updated
your shipping address,

17
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'cause it's my understanding
that Amazon

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will deliver your bras
anywhere you tell them to.

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Or you could get
your own Prime membership.

20
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Or you could tell your parents
that we're separated.

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I-I will, I will.
It's just been a busy month.

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Okay, well, then do you mind
if I text them?

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'Cause they text me,
like, all the time.

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-(pager buzzes)
-So I just keep liking
every text

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-and not giving a real response.
-Mm-hmm.

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Oh, sorry.

27
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I'm gonna have to take this,
I got to go.

28
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But, um, we'll get
lunch tomorrow.

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We'll go through everything--
Amazon, separate accounts.

30
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It's gonna be a fun way
to figure out

31
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how to tell my parents
our world exploded.

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-Brit, this isn't funny.
-It was a joke.

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Okay, seriously,
what do you think?

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They're really good.

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I'm telling you, these are
the best pancakes in Boston.

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Yeah, it's like I'm on
a maple-flavored cloud.

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Guys, if you really like
the pancakes,

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you have to come back
and try the sushi.

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♪ Mother-lovin' pancake day! ♪

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(whoops)

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Okay, loud is not always
better, baby.

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Hey, look at your attending man.

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Congrats on passing the boards.

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That's what I'm talking about!
Pssh!

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-Nice, congrats.
-Thank you.

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-Grab a seat.
-Oh, I want to, but I can't.

47
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I've got back-to-back
surgeries today.

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-Oh.
-I just wanted to do this.

49
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All right, go attend
your heart out.

50
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I will.
See you tonight?

51
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-Yeah.
-Okay. One for the road.

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Thank you.

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Pancake day!

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-(camera clicks)
-Yes.

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-What? He's got a cute butt.
-Mm-hmm.

56
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You're taking him out
to celebrate?

57
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Ooh, what are you
gonna get him?

58
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Oh, nothing, we haven't been
dating that long.

59
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Well, Felicia, passing your
boards is a big deal.

60
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-You got to get him something.
-Oh, okay.

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Uh, boards.
Bo-Board game.

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Candy Land.
Operation.

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Do you always do
that word-associating thing

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-when you get gifts?
-Yeah.

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Maybe try something
different this time.

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You know, I've been hitting
and quitting for so long,

67
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I kind of forgot
how to have a boyfriend.

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I got to get to the salon,

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but, um, let me know who I can
Venmo for the fluffy cloud.

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I should actually go, too.

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-What?
-It's my new boss's first day.

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Really?
You can't stay a little longer?

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I can't, I'm sorry.

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I want to make a good
first impression, you know.

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-Why, are you okay?
-Yeah.

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-Yeah, no, I'm good.
-Is there a gift shop here?

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I feel like I should get,
I don't know,

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a start gift for,
for the new boss.

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Maybe like a nice pen
or a paperweight or...

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(gasps)
What about a succulent?

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Hey, Mary, do you have, like,
scissors or something

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-to cut this off with?
-Um...

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Sam, new boss just landed.
Bullpen.

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-What do we know about them?
-It's a he.

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Not surprising.
What else?

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-White dude.
-Mary.

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-I can't find the scissors.
-Anything good?

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I heard he's Jon Hamm's
second cousin.

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-Interesting.
-He's like '90s New York media.

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-Okay.
-Great with writers.

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Do we know what publication
he's coming from, or...?

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NATHANIEL: Come find me,
my door's always open,

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unless it's closed, okay?

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Uh, Sammy Fink?

95
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Oh, my God, do you work here?

96
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Guys, I used to work
with Sam a while ago.

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She put the "B" in Bzzzzzzzzzz!
It's the last place I worked.

98
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But in an empowering way, right?

99
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It's not like "bitch."
I-I love women.

100
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Listen, let's do
a proper catch-up, okay?

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I'm, like, getting
to meet the troops,

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but this is awesome to see you.

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Anyway, so, yeah,
I like to do nicknames.

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You're Charlie, right?

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I'm gonna call you
Little Charmander.

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The Pokémon, the dragon.
He's super cute.

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Uh, Fruit Stripe Gum.

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Remember that,
with the horse?

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It's like a classic commercial,
look it up.

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If you don't wear stripes...

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(line ringing)

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It's Olivia Elliot.
Keep it short.

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-(beep)
-Hi, it's Sam.

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I really need to talk to you.

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Um, there's a bit
of a situation here.

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So, if you could call me back,
that would be so great.

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Um, hope you're well,
but either way,

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call me back, okay, please?
Bye.

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And so, that's when
Graydon Carter told me

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he'd never been
to Gray's Papaya.

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I'm like, how?
Hey, what's up, Sam?

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Where'd you disappear to?

123
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Hey, is that for me?
Is that for my desk?

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Uh, yeah, yeah, it is.

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Don't hit me with it!
Don't hurt me!

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-No, I won't.
-I'm just kidding.

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Right?
Yeah.

128
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She-- she told you guys
that story, right?

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Sam and I, we go way back.

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-Please.
-We worked together,

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we were a hot team,
and we had a weird thing.

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Like, it's all cool now,

133
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but she hit me in the face
with a phone.

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Right, but it's water
under the bridge now, guys,

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so we're all good.

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But now we got this,
like, funny story.

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How long ago was that?
Was that two years ago?

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That feels like yesterday.

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Like, even my eye socket
still hurts.

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I don't know if that's
just 'cause you're here.

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Sam?
Where are you going?

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I quit.

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SAMANTHA:
He looked up at me, and it was
like every horrible thing

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I'd ever done while drinking
was staring at me.

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I mean, that guy is
a living, walking trigger,

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-let me tell you.
-Sounds awful.

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It was awful.

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And then you just--
you just walked out?

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Yeah, I turned around
and I walked out.

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Well, I'm sorry that
I missed your calls.

151
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Um, I was just
so nauseous today.

152
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Everything makes me nauseous

153
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except these beautiful
little green suckers.

154
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I feel like if we had connected,
I would have recommended

155
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you take a little more time
with that decision.

156
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Oh.
Well, yeah, but, you know,

157
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I did what I had to do
to protect my sobriety, so...

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Your sobriety?
Really?

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-Yeah.
-So, if you hadn't
gotten out of there,

160
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you would have had a drink?

161
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-Maybe.
-I'm asking.

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Were you protecting
your sobriety,

163
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or were you protecting your ego?

164
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-(scoffs)
-You acted impulsively, Sam.

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You know one of the hardest
things for an alcoholic

166
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is to not react in the moment.

167
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Well, you weren't there,
and I had no choice, so...

168
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You always have a choice,
you just need to give yourself

169
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more time to make it.

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-I mean, my brain...
-(snaps fingers)

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00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,108
...my brain moves pretty fast,
you know?

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So I think I made
the right decision.

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Okay, good.
If you think that you made

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the right decision,
you made the right decision.

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(chuckles)

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Bottom line, all men want
the same gift for any occasion.

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I gave my new man
a little homemade coupon

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for one for his birthday.
It was super cute.

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A coupon?
For what?

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You know, for... mm-mm.

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-Butt stuff?
-No, Felicia.

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The other hmm-hmm.

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Ah, okay.
I see you, Tina.

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-Girl, he's never been happier.
-I bet.

185
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And that one worked for all
my other boyfriends.

186
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I don't know, Pete's different.
He's, like, fancy.

187
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Wow, okay.
You're overthinking it.

188
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Actually, okay, wait.

189
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What if-- hear me out--
I did something artsy with this?

190
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-Ah.
-Put it on a mug?

191
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I think the coupon still works,

192
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but I respect your decision
as a woman.

193
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Thank you, Tina.
I respect your acrylics.

194
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Oh! Thank you.
They're hobbits.

195
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Oh!
Oh, there's Bilbo.

196
00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,005
You know, I'm so glad
that we decided to do this.

197
00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,383
I'm totally with you
about telling our parents.

198
00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,969
Oh, that, that's really good
to hear.

199
00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,220
But, you know,
I've just been thinking

200
00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,764
that we want to do this
at the right time.

201
00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,475
And my parents
are going to Guam.

202
00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,436
Well, I mean, Guam, that's,
that's once in a lifetime, so...

203
00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,563
And then we run
into the holidays.

204
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It's just a special time for us.

205
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Right, the holidays.
And Guam.

206
00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,276
Hello, sweetheart!

207
00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,780
JOEL:
Hey, guys! Thanks for coming!

208
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-You invited my parents.
-I did, yeah.

209
00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,328
Why are you home?

210
00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,414
-Um...
-What?

211
00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,500
Okay.
No, no, don't freak out.

212
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,752
Just remain calm.

213
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-What?
-I quit my job.

214
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Did someone try
to Me Too you?

215
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What? No.
It's a long story.

216
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Okay, well... good for you.

217
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-Really?
-Yes.

218
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Wow.
Thank you, Mom.

219
00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,143
Olivia was a bit judgy.

220
00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,312
Well, she's wrong,

221
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,772
and it wouldn't be
the first time.

222
00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:04,192
If you quit a job
that you liked,

223
00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,860
something must have happened.

224
00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,362
Exactly.
(scoffs)

225
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,030
Something did happen.

226
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,116
You know, my employment changed
and now it's untenable.

227
00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,910
Yes, you see?
There's a reason.

228
00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,495
You wouldn't just
suddenly throw away

229
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,163
a perfectly acceptable job.

230
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,832
-Of course not.
-No.

231
00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,750
It was spur of the moment,
you know?

232
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,293
-It-it felt right to me.
-Yeah.

233
00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,171
You must trust
your gut instinct, Samantha.

234
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The body always knows.

235
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Like when I realized
I can no longer eat gluten.

236
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,179
Well, but you can eat gluten,
'cause we had pasta last night.

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I can eat wheat in pasta form

238
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because the Italians
grow it differently.

239
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,854
And, Samantha, mm, Hit Pause?

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It's just Bzzzzzzzzzz
under a better name.

241
00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,233
-(clicks tongue)
-I mean...

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You know
where I think you belong.

243
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,029
Please don't say
The Boston Globe.

244
00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,448
The Boston Globe.

245
00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,324
-(phone buzzes)
-Oh.

246
00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,326
It's gonna be Bob.

247
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:59,539
When I get back,
let's brainstorm career choices.

248
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,707
I have so many ideas.

249
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,960
I'm excited for you.

250
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,880
You just blew your entire future
wide open.

251
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,969
What the hell, Joel?
You blindsided me.

252
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,679
Huh, yeah, you know
what was kind of a blindside

253
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,139
for me, Brit?

254
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,308
You didn't come home
on our wedding night.

255
00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,602
And then, the next morning,
you picked me up

256
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,020
and we went to brunch
with all of our families

257
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,480
like nothing ever happened.

258
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,815
Look, you know my parents.
They're conservative.

259
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,151
They have no context
for divorce.

260
00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,861
They're Haitian, that's not
a thing where they grew up.

261
00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,696
I can't just drop it on them.

262
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,990
They-they think divorce
only happens on reality TV.

263
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,826
-And I really don't want to.
-That's nice.

264
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,787
You know what,
my life has been hell

265
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,330
for the last six months, okay?

266
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,831
I mean, what are we doing,
like, keeping up

267
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,917
a fake marriage
for your parents?

268
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,835
What is next,
you get fake pregnant,

269
00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,712
and then we fake have the baby,

270
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,172
and then we send our kid
to fake college

271
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,715
on a fake soccer scholarship,

272
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,801
and do this
until your parents die?

273
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,552
You can't hold up
my life like this.

274
00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,346
Okay, okay.

275
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,185
(whimpers)

276
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,568
Hello.

277
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,821
Hey, what are you doing here?

278
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,948
Um, I was just thinking,
aren't you always complaining

279
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,282
about your receptionist

280
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,992
and how she's, like,
terrible at her job?

281
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,452
(clears throat)

282
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,663
Marisol, you want to take
your break, hon?

283
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,832
Okay.

284
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,625
Yeah, she sucks.
She's always in the bathroom

285
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,544
-taking pics for FeetFinder.
-(gasps)

286
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,420
Granted, the lighting
in there is...

287
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,548
Well, uh, I would officially
like to throw my hat

288
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,216
-in the ring, please.
-For what?

289
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,968
To be your new receptionist.

290
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,845
Sammy, you have a job.

291
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,014
No, I-- I did, but I, um,

292
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,683
I quit this morning, actually.

293
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,726
Oh.
Weird move.

294
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,978
Okay, well, I hate
to break it to you,

295
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,396
but you're never
gonna work here.

296
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,565
-Why?
-We would kill each other.

297
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,150
-(gasps)
-Our friendship would be over.

298
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,027
I'm a tough boss.
I'm sorry, I can't help you.

299
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,780
No, that's all right.
I-I figured it was a long shot.

300
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,157
You know, I'm glad
you stopped in.

301
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,117
How would you rank
these gifts for Pete?

302
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,869
I-I mean, I barely know him.

303
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,871
Samantha, you literally
rank shit for a living.

304
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,497
I mean, you did.

305
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,916
It was your thing.

306
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,544
(sighs)
It is my thing, isn't it?

307
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,589
Shit.

308
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,799
Your father and I
were just talking.

309
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,926
Did we tell you
we're going on a cruise

310
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,095
to watch the dolphins
while we're in Guam?

311
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:23,099
Mom... Dad...

312
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,560
Brit?

313
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,396
Yeah, we should order soon,

314
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,939
'cause the food here
takes forever.

315
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,107
Okay, it's clear
you're literally

316
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,233
never doing this, so...

317
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,029
Joel and I are separated.

318
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,033
-We're getting divorced.
-Divorced?

319
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,743
But why?
Are you fighting?

320
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,971
Ah!

321
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,306
(clears throat)

322
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,855
♪ ♪

323
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,777
Yeah, I mean,
it's fine so far.

324
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,487
It's Boston, so whatever, but...

325
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,239
Hey.
You have a sec?

326
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:23,910
Look, I'm-I'm sorry
about what happened earlier.

327
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,912
I, I'm hoping
we can put that behind us

328
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,830
and start fresh.

329
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:32,043
I don't know, I just...
I don't think that's possible.

330
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,671
-I...
-Try to see it from my side.

331
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,340
It's my first day, and you quit.

332
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,008
I'm trying to make
a good first impression.

333
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,510
I'm doing, like, the nicknames

334
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,887
and creating this fun dynamic,
and you just walk out?

335
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,389
Okay, can we stop
messing around?

336
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,557
I'm not messing around, Sam.

337
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,142
Like, people out there,
they're gonna think

338
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,769
we either slept together

339
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,896
or that I'm some kind
of monster, or both.

340
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,648
No one's gonna think
we slept together.

341
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,442
Look, I really hope
that you'll reconsider.

342
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,320
-I'm not like that anymore.
-Oh, really?

343
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,738
-Really.
-'Cause all of that

344
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,157
felt like vintage
Sammy Fink to me.

345
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,535
And listen, I think it's great

346
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,203
that you're working
on yourself, okay?

347
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,414
But you can't do it here,
because you don't work here,

348
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,665
because you quit.

349
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,839
Sam, I'm kidding!

350
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,382
-Oh.
-Are you serious?

351
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,760
You bought that?
Sam, it's me!

352
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,096
I'm not some uptight
corporate douchebag.

353
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,556
-Right.
-Come on, this is,
like, Nathaniel.

354
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,516
We joke around.
I thought we were doing shtick,

355
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,977
and it's a funny story,
and the thing with the plant.

356
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,396
-Right.
-Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry.

357
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,815
No, it's okay, I just, um...

358
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,358
Like, you know
that I'm sober, but...

359
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,735
-Yes.
-These people don't.

360
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,820
And so, when you started
telling that story,

361
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,447
I just kind of freaked out
a little bit, and...

362
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,073
-Let's make this right.
-Okay.

363
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,492
Okay, I want this
to be your community.

364
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,661
I want to be
your support system.

365
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,872
-Oh.
-Okay, so you can
come in anytime...

366
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,832
-That's not necessary.
-...and just, I'm here for you.

367
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,500
-Okay.
-You know what,
come with me for a second.

368
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,877
I actually want to do something
really quick.

369
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,670
-SAMANTHA: Okay.
-Okay, hey, everybody?

370
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,422
Uh, can I get
everyone's attention real quick?

371
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,132
-You really don't
have to do this, please.
-It's okay, no, I got it.

372
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,425
Just let me-- I want to make
this right, it's okay.

373
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,594
So, we got our Sammy back.

374
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,554
Okay, she had a moment,
I had a moment.

375
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,389
It's on me.
But she's back.

376
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,475
And we need her,
we want her here.

377
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,060
We're like a family.

378
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,604
Families fight, but, like,
it's water under the bridge,

379
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,397
like I said, and this
is just more water.

380
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,982
We're still on the bridge.

381
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,859
You guys all into that?
Right, Fruit Stripe?

382
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,570
-Mm-hmm.
-That's what I thought.
Yeah, Susie Suede!

383
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,989
Listen, we're gonna get
the nicknames figured out.

384
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,991
The most important thing
right now

385
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,619
is that we got Sam back,
and let's give it up for her.

386
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,953
-(whoops)
-SAMANTHA: You don't have to...

387
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,830
-Yeah, Sammy.
-(light applause)

388
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,457
All right, okay, Hit Pause.

389
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,875
Hit Pause, go back to work.

390
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,045
Sam, thank you, all right.
We got Sammy back, whoo!

391
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,089
I'll be in my office.

392
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,965
(indistinct chatter)

393
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,301
-(Samantha sighs)
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

394
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,428
♪ Yeah. ♪

395
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,138
Thank you for lunch, Joel.

396
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,432
It's always nice to see you.

397
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,726
-JOEL: You, too.
-Brit.

398
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,478
(door opens)

399
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,064
Well, that's done.

400
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,859
Is that all you're gonna say?

401
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,529
I did what you wanted.
A "thank you" might be nice.

402
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:08,199
Okay, uh, thank you
for backing me into a corner

403
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,243
and forcing an awkward moment
with your family.

404
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,995
Okay, this isn't about you.

405
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,540
Did you see how upset
my parents were with me?

406
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,166
Look, I get it.

407
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,835
You don't like
to disappoint anybody,

408
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,962
and you did.

409
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,338
You just got to accept that.

410
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,805
♪ Let yourself go ♪

411
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,851
♪ Let yourself go ♪

412
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,855
♪ Let yourself go ♪

413
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,233
♪ Tonight. ♪

414
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,027
-Cheers.
-Congrats.

415
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,321
Mm-mm.

416
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,157
No, please, you didn't have
to get me anything.

417
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,658
Of course I did.

418
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,326
You know, I thought about
a couple of ways to go,

419
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:56,080
but I feel like this kinda
just crystallizes how I feel.

420
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,249
Happy passing your boards.

421
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,293
Oh. Crypto.

422
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,629
-You bought me crypto.
-That's right.

423
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,214
You're in business, baby.

424
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,216
In two months you'll be able
to buy a BMW,

425
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,635
or if the market crashes,
just the "B."

426
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,345
"Best wishes, Felicia."

427
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,181
Yeah, that--
that's respectful, right?

428
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,974
And no one's mad at wishes.

429
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,268
-(chuckles)
-Okay.

430
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,271
Thanks.

431
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,064
-Oh, God, what's wrong?
-I just...

432
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,985
I thought we were closer
than this.

433
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,029
You know, "Best wishes"
is something that you get

434
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:31,157
from your great-aunt
when you've never even met her.

435
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:35,161
I mean, we've done dinner
with both our parents.

436
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,662
I've met Zack.

437
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,749
Maybe I've just been
reading it all wrong, I...

438
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,083
(sighs)

439
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,711
I just really like you.

440
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,422
I really like you, too, I...

441
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,882
(sighs)
I just, like, didn't want to go

442
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,592
too intense, you know?

443
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,219
And we're from
two different worlds, Pete.

444
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,803
So?

445
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,306
I'm jumping into whatever world
you're offering.

446
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,684
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

447
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,062
Yeah, I'll take all of it.

448
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,482
Your sparkling personality,
how hot you are.

449
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,192
Stop.

450
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,027
The way you say "martini."

451
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,196
-Martini.
-Ooh, yeah.

452
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,365
(laughing):
See?

453
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,658
You light up a room.

454
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,120
I'm not saying
that we have to say

455
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,539
-those three little words yet.
-Yeah.

456
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,502
But you got to know,
you have my heart.

457
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,547
You know what,
let me just take it back.

458
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,216
No, no, no, you can't do that,
that's my crypto.

459
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,385
No, you can keep the crypto.
(laughs)

460
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,678
No, I just...

461
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,724
I owe it to you
to be as genuine as possible.

462
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,476
♪ Come around ♪

463
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,520
♪ All I can say is ooh-la-la ♪

464
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,855
♪ Ooh-la-la,
ooh-la-la, ooh ♪

465
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,234
♪ Oh, I can't help,
you turn me on so bad ♪

466
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,069
♪ Ooh-la-la, ooh. ♪

467
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,320
Thank you.

468
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,116
So, um, I actually have
a gift for you.

469
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,993
You ready?

470
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,619
You were right.

471
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,329
(laughs)

472
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,914
Three best words
in the English language.

473
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,625
-Not "I love you"?
-Ew, no.

474
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,043
I've heard both.
"You were right" is better.

475
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,878
Okay, tell me more
about how great I am.

476
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,381
Um, I mean,
I was protecting my ego,

477
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,550
and I can't control anyone,
especially Nathaniel.

478
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,013
I just, I love that job
too much to walk away, you know.

479
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,390
You figured out how to sit
in the discomfort.

480
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,975
-So proud of you.
-Thanks.

481
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,393
Proud of me, too.

482
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,771
I couldn't have done it
without you, per usual.

483
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,650
Right, about that, um...

484
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,235
There's been a change of plans.

485
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,449
I'm moving to Maine.

486
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,117
(laughs)

487
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,537
What? Why?

488
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,913
I have to go on bed rest.

489
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:48,502
Okay, well, I mean,
you have a huge, fancy house.

490
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,087
Can't you go on bed rest here?

491
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,089
Yeah, Stephanie's flying
all around right now,

492
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,509
helping people find
their inner girl Boston.

493
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,636
I'm gonna go stay
with my sister.

494
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,473
Look, I know this is hard.

495
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,102
I can't be
an effective sponsor right now.

496
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,147
I mean, yeah, you can.
We can FaceTime and text.

497
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,441
Sam, you're not a newcomer.
I want you to know,

498
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,110
you have the sober foundation
to get through.

499
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,862
Yeah, but that's because of you.
I...

500
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,741
Well, I don't know if I can
do this without you.

501
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,661
I'm sorry, I have to prioritize
my health now.

502
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,374
(sighs)
Okay.

503
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,875
Listen to me, you need something
for the moments

504
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,710
I can't be with you.

505
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,337
Humans are fallible.

506
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,757
You need a higher power.

507
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,676
Seriously, abandoning me
and then telling me

508
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,512
-to go find God?
-I never said God.

509
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,847
Your higher power
can be anything.

510
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,642
It can be the sound of birds
when the sun's rising.

511
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,686
-Ew.
-It can be
a really good mug of tea.

512
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,731
My point is, you need
something to hold onto

513
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,858
so you can catch your breath.

514
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,568
Say the serenity prayer.

515
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,989
Mouth the lyrics
to a catchy song,

516
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,367
recite a poem-- just something
to get you through, okay?

517
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,869
Okay.

518
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,457
Would it help if I said
it's not you, it's me?

519
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,209
(chuckles)
This isn't exactly the way

520
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,335
I planned it.

521
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,255
It helps a little.

522
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,800
I'm gonna miss you.

523
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,725
So, I don't know,
what do we do now?

524
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,351
How do we say goodbye?

525
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,698
Goodbye.

526
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,913
(crying)

527
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,387
♪ I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson, ooh ♪

528
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,515
♪ I am for real ♪

529
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,351
♪ Never meant to make
your daughter cry ♪

530
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,605
♪ I apologize a trillion times ♪

531
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,648
♪ I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson. ♪

532
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,275
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