1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,420 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,509 (alarm beeping steadily) 3 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,477 AUTOMATED VOICE: Disarmed. 4 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,774 (Samantha gasps) 5 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:26,860 -Oh my God! -Hello, Samantha. 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,946 Why are you awake? It's, like, 4:00 a. m. 7 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:31,406 For some reason, I just could not sleep. 8 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:34,952 Okay, well, I have to be up pretty early, so I'm gonna... 9 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,204 Right. Did you have fun with Alex? 10 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,872 -Yeah. -Nice. 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,582 -Yeah. -Yeah. 12 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:41,625 Can we talk about it later? 13 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,752 Of course. Please. 14 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,003 Cool. 15 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,591 So, you see, I am not, in fact, intrusive and nosey. 16 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:52,803 What is happening right now? 17 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,471 CAROL: Nothing is happening. 18 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,349 I just don't want to be overbearing, 19 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,059 and yet absent. 20 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,147 ♪ ♪ 21 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,329 CAROL: No, no, don't bother. 22 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,248 Your diary is right here. 23 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,250 That is not my diary, that is my fourth step. 24 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,669 -Your what? -It's part of the program, okay? 25 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,337 I-I write out my resentments 26 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,214 and then I let them go. Give it back to me. 27 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:32,676 "Selfish, bad behavior, bad listener. 28 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,636 -Mom. -This one. "I am resentful 29 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,346 of my mother for her beauty." 30 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,723 Really? 31 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:38,890 What am I supposed to do with that? 32 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,268 Nothing! You don't do anything with that. 33 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,395 "A self-involved narcissist 34 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,273 who tries to cover up her failures with gardening." 35 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,984 Really, what are my so-called failures, Samantha? 36 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:51,445 I am not having this conversation with you. 37 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,364 Taking that was a huge violation of my privacy. 38 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,532 -Your privacy. -Yes. 39 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,576 I am sure everyone 40 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,287 in all of your meetings knows exactly what's in here. 41 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,331 No, they don't. Only my sponsor does. 42 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:06,376 Olivia Elliot of NPR knows our dirty laundry. 43 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,545 That's wonder-- Shouldn't this be for your eyes only? 44 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:09,588 Yes! 45 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,884 Now you know all of it, though. Are you happy? 46 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,637 -No, it's awful. -Hey, w-what's going on? 47 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,221 It's like 4:00 in the morning. 48 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,723 Oh, God, why are you wearing her robe? 49 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,725 Sorry, it's a medical condition. 50 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:22,851 I don't want to hear anything else. 51 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,603 It's like a night sweat thing. 52 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,605 I thought she knew about my sweat thing. 53 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:27,564 It's really-- It's enough. 54 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,568 Brit. 55 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,654 Okay, let me start by saying 56 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,947 I am not coming to you because Samantha's otherwise occupied. 57 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,492 Okay, wow, I didn't think that before, but now I do. 58 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,243 I just really need someone to complain to. 59 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,578 Fun! Well, at least I'm not busy 60 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,205 -doing anything. -Okay, come on, Brit. 61 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,247 You got three minutes, right? 62 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,708 Zacky's dad wants to see me. 63 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,752 Whoa. Trent's in town? 64 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,755 I haven't seen him since that viral video of him 65 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,674 skateboarding into a dumpster full of teddy bears. 66 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,218 How is that guy? 67 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,136 He wants to hang out. Like, alone. 68 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,263 He wants to "talk." 69 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,765 I don't want to talk to him. 70 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,558 I don't have to do this, right? 71 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,477 I mean, he is the father of your child. 72 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,270 He was. 73 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,522 Before he went and ditched us to go live his dreams 74 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,856 jumping in dumpsters in L. A. 75 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,275 -Look, I think you got to go. -Ugh. 76 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,694 I feel like Sam would have said the same, 77 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,570 but I would have done the opposite, because... Sam. 78 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,076 (sighs deeply) 79 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,468 (sighs) 80 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,392 -Samantha? -Oh! 81 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,894 Mindy? 82 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,480 So, uh, what are you doing here? 83 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,773 I'm housesitting Olivia's plants. 84 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,942 -They were dying from neglect. -Oh. 85 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,319 It's a dry run to get her to appoint me godmother. 86 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,612 Godmother? I thought you hated babies. 87 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,698 Yeah. The way they can't support 88 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,284 their own heads freaks me out. 89 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,702 What are you doing here? 90 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,329 I don't know, I just felt like I needed a walk, 91 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,207 and then my feet kind of took me here. 92 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,625 You want to talk about it? 93 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,796 Olivia's not coming back for a while, Sam. 94 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,882 -I know. -I mean, we can 95 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,175 Weekend at Bernie's this all you want, 96 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,843 but, spoiler alert, Bernie's dead, 97 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,303 and you need to find a new sponsor. 98 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,434 (indistinct chatter) 99 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,940 (sighs) 100 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,693 Fink, my office, please. Chop-chop. 101 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,699 -Hey. -The Sphinx. 102 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,451 -What? -New nickname. 103 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,620 Sam, Fink, "Sphinx." 104 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,580 -Sick. -It's good, right? 105 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,706 -Mm. What do you need? -So, listen, we got 106 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,583 the New York meeting coming up. 107 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,793 I really want to have some great ideas, 108 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,252 I need everyone focused. 109 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,754 I really want to impress Corporate. 110 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,589 I want to show them how we're gonna take 111 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,675 this dying print publication, rip it from its grave, 112 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,802 bring it to the future. 113 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,512 Yeah, okay, great. 114 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,096 Let me, uh, think of some stuff. I'll get back to you. 115 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,139 Here's what I'm thinking. 116 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,516 Stuff like Backpage, 117 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,893 but without the murders, okay? 118 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,312 Maybe we do a podcast, maybe a TikTok challenge. 119 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,439 -You're Gen Z, right? -Millennial. 120 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,942 Oh, you're useless to me. Why are we even... 121 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,277 Hey, Jeff? Jeff, come here for a sec. 122 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,696 What are you, generationally speaking? 123 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,657 I'm technically on the cusp. 124 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,867 "On the cusp." That's an annoying answer. 125 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,995 That's exactly the kind of Gen Z bullshit I want. 126 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,414 Fink, take a page out of the Jeff playbook, please. 127 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,750 Jeff, let's do a column 128 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,253 called "On the Cusp With Jeff." 129 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,380 Sam, you have a visitor. Or it might be a stalker. 130 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,464 -I can't tell. -Okay, thanks. 131 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,304 (indistinct chatter) 132 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,140 -Bob? -Sam, hey! 133 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,308 Sorry to barge in. 134 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,602 Boy, this is it, huh? 135 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,187 I mean, I really miss the hubbub of an office, you know? 136 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,480 -It's just like... -Yeah. 137 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,023 So fun. Listen, I don't have 138 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,525 a lot of time right now. Can I help you with something? 139 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,860 No, I-I'm just here 140 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,362 to see how the sausage gets made. 141 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:06,324 Okay, so I heard some of what you guys 142 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,909 -were talking about last night. -Mm-hmm. 143 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,412 And your mom, she's not feeling great about what happened. 144 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,832 -Bob. -Look, if you just sat down with her, 145 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:17,210 I think you might be able to get an apology. 146 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,212 Sorry, you think I'm gonna get an apology from the woman 147 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,881 who said, "Why did you put your finger there?" 148 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,300 when she slammed it in a car door? 149 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,218 Yeah, just sort of flickers. 150 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,469 -Yeah, that's nerve damage. -Yeah. 151 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,762 BOB: Ow. 152 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,180 All right, I can't guarantee anything, 153 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,640 but I know your mom, 154 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,767 and she loves you. 155 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,312 And why not give her a shot to see if she can 156 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,938 make it right, you know? What do you have to lose? 157 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,608 What if we do a collab with Yung Gravy? 158 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,942 -Who? -The rapper. 159 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,736 Yung Gravy? Oh, that sounds good. 160 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,779 You hear that, Fink? This guy's two for two. 161 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,239 -Oh, hey, man. -Hey. 162 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,490 -How are you? -I'm good! 163 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,451 -Love that shirt. -Oh, thank you, love yours. 164 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,577 -That's great. -That's a fun top. 165 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,911 (chuckling): Yeah, see? 166 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,663 I love watching the sausage getting made. 167 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:54,998 Yeah, hang out, have fun. I'll see you later. 168 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,458 Oh, good, okay, thanks. I will, I will. 169 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,210 You're gonna love this hair oil. 170 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,670 Got it from my girl, she lives in Hawaii. 171 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,172 (knocking) 172 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,846 Okay, all right. Looks great. 173 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,474 -(chuckles weakly) -CLIENT: Thank you. 174 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,684 'Lecia, look at you. 175 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,645 A goddess in her queendom. 176 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,563 My place of employment? Really? 177 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,566 The perfect place for us to have a deeply personal conversation. 178 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,817 I mean, I could take you around the corner 179 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,486 to get a lemon poppyseed muffin. 180 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:25,820 No. How did you remember that's my favorite? 181 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,739 Wait, what's your game? What are you doing here? 182 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,658 What, you like, need money? 183 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,533 Since when have I ever asked you for money? 184 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,701 So, what do you want? 185 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,453 Trying to get back in my pants again? 186 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,913 That's not why I'm here. 187 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,706 (sighs) Look, I'm giving up 188 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,458 -the whole stuntman life. -(scoffs) 189 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,460 You love doing backflips off motorcycles, 190 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,253 it's like your favorite thing in the world. 191 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,797 -Why are you really here? -I just said it. 192 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,882 I'm done, I'm out. I'm old. 193 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,426 -Dude, you're 28. -That's my point. 194 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,803 That's, like, 85 in stuntman years. 195 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,806 And this last stunt, I mean, it really took me out. 196 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,599 But me going through that wall, 197 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,184 it was the best thing that ever happened to me. 198 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,811 Yeah, I ended up in this hospital 199 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,480 with this old dude who blasts Michael Bublé. 200 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,315 And at first, I was like, yo, this sucks, 201 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,608 fake-ass Sinatra. 202 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,736 But then, he put on this song called "Home." 203 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,905 You know what it got me thinking about? 204 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,866 -Let me guess-- home? -Yes. 205 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,661 But I realized that when I think about home, 206 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,454 I think about Zacky. 207 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:21,209 Well, Zack and I have been at home 208 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,794 without you for a long time, 209 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,797 and, um... we're doing just fine. 210 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,591 I know, and I'm not trying to crowd you. 211 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,719 I'd just... 212 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,345 like the chance to be a part of it. 213 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,681 I'm moving back. 214 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,516 -You are? -Yeah, yeah. 215 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,893 I got an apartment in Everett and everything. 216 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,313 I just would love to see you all more. 217 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,733 Okay, that's-- that's a lot to lay on me 218 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,317 right before I gotta fix a perm. 219 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,914 No needs to feel awkward about the silence. 220 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,460 Silence allows us to reflect, 221 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,420 to go within. 222 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,181 I also don't want to oversell the silence, 223 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,807 'cause this feels like it's a little long now. 224 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,768 -Yeah, I'll start. -Okay. 225 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,186 I would like to submit 226 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,605 that I skipped my lunch break for this, 227 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,774 and she still has not apologized. 228 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,401 Apologize for what? For what? 229 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,863 You have not explained what all of my so-called failures are. 230 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:35,658 Well, I shouldn't have to, should I? 231 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,826 'Cause those were my private thoughts. 232 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,411 That's not admissible. 233 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,205 Oh, this is not a court of law, I'm not really... 234 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,415 Did I fail when I bought a new car 235 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,626 at an exorbitant rate 236 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,503 because you totaled my beloved Volvo? 237 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:50,507 Did I fail when I forked over 40 grand for your rehab? 238 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,967 Did I fail when I let you off the hook 239 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,678 after you didn't come home when your father was sick? 240 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,388 -(laughs) -No, no, no. No. 241 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,474 Those things are not in your little book 242 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,392 of "reasons I'm mad." 243 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,560 Right, so I don't know if you know 244 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,395 what the term "off the hook" means, 245 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,439 'cause you're still talking about it. 246 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,274 My question has not been answered. 247 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,362 What did I do to deserve such vitriol? 248 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:17,367 Because I am not responsible for your alcoholism, Samantha. 249 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,202 Well, if you still see me 250 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,704 as that drunk from two years ago, 251 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,456 then there's nothing to discuss. 252 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,130 BOB: Well, that was a good start. 253 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,217 Okay, yeah, Zack loves his dad. 254 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,844 I mean, he's psyched when Trent rolls into town 255 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,595 and takes him to a movie where someone 256 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,890 gets their head chopped off, and feeds him 14 Creamsicles. 257 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,350 But what happens when he gets another Mountain Dew commercial 258 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,185 and leaves again? 259 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,354 What happens if he doesn't? 260 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,772 -Pete, we have sex. -Yeah. 261 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,274 So you're supposed to be on my side automatically. 262 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,693 No, no, no, I am. I am. (chuckles) 263 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,111 I just, um... 264 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,323 Is there a chance that this is good for you and Zacky? 265 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,617 Don't do that. 266 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,537 Don't act like you're all deep and shit, 267 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,788 and got all the answers. 268 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,206 You don't know him like I know him. 269 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,499 No, I-I don't. 270 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,459 And-and I don't want to be an asshole here, 271 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,003 but... (sighs) 272 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,381 What if he's changed? 273 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,177 You and Trent were like, what, 19? 274 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,678 I mean, you were just kids. 275 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,263 FELICIA: Yep. 276 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,848 And I was the kid who got stuck with a kid, 277 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,600 and he was the kid who got to do whatever he wanted. 278 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,811 Hmm. 279 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,355 Look, if Trent wants to spend more time with Zacky, 280 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,398 I think that's great. 281 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,902 But I'll believe it when I see it. 282 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,695 I hope you get to see it. 283 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,365 Why don't you give him a shot? 284 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,452 Let him babysit, and you and I can go out 285 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,703 for a little night on the town. 286 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,246 Will there be steak? 287 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,539 -You want steak? -Yeah. 288 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,749 Then there'll be steak. 289 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,170 Sam, this stuff is great, 290 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,630 it's gonna be perfect for New York. 291 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,923 I do want to change a couple things, if you can... 292 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,466 Cool, yeah, I'll get to that later. 293 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,218 (sniffling) 294 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,345 What the hell, are... you crying? 295 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,639 No. God, I'm just tired. 296 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,265 Sam, no, no. Sam, Sam, Sam. 297 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,808 Listen to me for one second. 298 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,478 As your mentor, I want to just let you know 299 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,813 that you cannot cry at work. 300 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,316 You basically cried to me last week. 301 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,485 It's a double standard, I'm aware of that. 302 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,488 But when a man cries at work, 303 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:22,825 it is essentially him, like, shedding his toxic masculinity, 304 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,203 and it's a show of emotional strength. 305 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,496 - And you know... -No, it's not. 306 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,830 Let's face it, we both know that women 307 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,540 just get hammered. 308 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,210 They're emotional, they're hysterical, and just... 309 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,670 Okay, I'm going for a walk. 310 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,130 Yeah, I know, Sam, it is funny how allergies 311 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,216 look like crying. Get some Claritin. 312 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,510 All right, guys, keep it up. Great job. 313 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,637 I'm heading to New York soon, so... 314 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,181 ♪ ♪ 315 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,648 ♪ I ran into you ♪ 316 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:57,527 ♪ The other day ♪ 317 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:08,746 ♪ You asked me how I was doing ♪ 318 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,541 ♪ I said ♪ 319 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,085 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 320 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,634 ♪ Seconds go by ♪ 321 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,137 ♪ Minutes pass ♪ 322 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,315 ♪ Hours, they drag ♪ 323 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,318 ♪ And days, they last ♪ 324 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,991 ♪ Oh, I'm just fine ♪ 325 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,248 ♪ I'm just fine ♪ 326 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,671 ♪ I'm just fine ♪ 327 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,219 ♪ I'm just fine ♪ 328 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,981 Hey. 329 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,942 Remember when I was 16 and my dad was sick, 330 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,986 and you said if I ever needed anything... 331 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,074 Yeah. Come on. 332 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,670 OLIVIA: Carol? Is everything okay? 333 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,380 -Is Sam okay? Did she drink? -No, no. 334 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,216 It's much worse. 335 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,718 She wrote 50 pages of horrible things about me 336 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,720 because of your program. 337 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:52,100 And when I tried to discuss it with her, she left. 338 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,851 And then you called me. 339 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,311 What do you want me to do? 340 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,731 Talk some sense into her. Fix her. 341 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,692 Carol, the problem is you. 342 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,153 Excuse me? I love my daughter. 343 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,947 Oh, congratulations. 344 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,616 Look, Carol, I think you need to go to our sister program. 345 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,618 It's for family and friends of alcoholics. 346 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,286 Sam's been sober for a while now. 347 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,663 You are the one that needs help. 348 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,206 And Carol, put down the shears. 349 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,624 I can hear you stress-gardening. 350 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,168 I swear the couch is really, wildly comfortable. 351 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,337 Oh, yeah, I love this couch. 352 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,297 Oh, just, um... Yeah, you can... 353 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,841 -I can, uh... -Yeah. 354 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,717 -Yeah. -Yeah, my parents 355 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,302 decided to dump all my stuff here, 356 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,471 'cause I'm dead to them now. 357 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,514 Right. 358 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,185 Your mom's always so mad at you, 359 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,812 but this is a whole new energy for me. 360 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,272 Oh, yeah. Don't worry, 361 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,690 I'll teach you everything you need to know. 362 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,316 This is gonna be fun. 363 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,609 Yeah, like old times. 364 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,194 -(chuckles) -Except without the puking. 365 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,737 -Ugh. -Mm-hmm. 366 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,491 (sighs) 367 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,535 You okay? 368 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,037 I mean... 369 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,666 ...not really. 370 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,376 But I will be, I'll be fine. 371 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,380 You can stay here as long as you want. 372 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,425 Thank you. I will. 373 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,676 Okay. 374 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,595 ♪ ♪ 375 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,267 FELICIA: If you take out more skateboards, just, like, 376 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,143 -put them in the garage, all right? -TRENT: Got it, yep. 377 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,228 -Move, Dad. -Okay. 378 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,396 Here's the number for urgent care, 379 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,398 Poison Control, and the pediatrician. 380 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,441 There's Brit's number on there, too, 381 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,651 -in case of emergency. -Got it. 382 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,694 Okay, and no screen time after 9:00. 383 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,945 No screens. 384 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,697 You act like I've never babysat before. 385 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,325 Look, we're gonna watch three episodes of Naruto, 386 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,118 and then we're gonna hit the hay, okay? 387 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,578 Okay. 388 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,288 Just don't do anything 389 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,581 you and I would have done, huh? 390 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,374 I won't. 391 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,254 -All right, I'm gonna go. -All right. 392 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,672 -Zacky, I love you. -ZACK: Love you, too. 393 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,134 NATHANIEL: All right, how we doing, everybody? 394 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,512 I see a few stragglers. Not surprised. 395 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,932 Fink, of course, late. 396 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,434 So, listen, I have good news from Corporate. 397 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,562 They told me, "We are going to double 398 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,232 your operating budget. You killed it." 399 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,901 And I said, "No, I didn't kill it, my team did." 400 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:10,446 So, I want you guys to feel so good about yourselves. 401 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,282 Absolutely destroyed this assignment, 402 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,451 and I want you guys to just go nuts 403 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,994 and have a great time. 404 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,579 You guys earned this, you worked so hard... 405 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,706 -Nathaniel... -Yes, indeed. 406 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,209 Uh, all right. 407 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,795 I guess I got a raise. Already. 408 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,588 And trust me, everyone is gonna be getting 409 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,924 some really nice Christmas bonuses, 410 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,678 or Hannukah bonuses, whatever your thing. 411 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,556 Uh, all right. This is not a raise. 412 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,016 I actually just got served... 413 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,519 ...by my wife. 414 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,354 Um, listen, everybody, 415 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,232 my wife has been, um... 416 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,571 ...intercourse-ing with a New York Yankee. 417 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,073 But yeah, so she's been sleeping with a Yankee, 418 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,327 and, um, I may have to just stay in New York for a little bit. 419 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,662 But listen, all great news tonight. 420 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,913 I could be back tomorrow. 421 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,833 None of us know what tomorrow brings. 422 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,751 Jeff, I gave you a column, and maybe tomorrow it's gone, 423 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,755 'cause you got mauled by a-- a squirrel, 424 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,301 and it had rabies, and you-- you're dead. 425 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,261 Or maybe David's having an affair like my wife was, 426 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,804 and your wife decides she's gonna stab you 427 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,432 in the neck with a, with a pen, and you're dead. 428 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,933 Hey, maybe you should take a walk, you know? 429 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,768 -Just hang up and... -Thank you, Sam, yes. 430 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,437 I am gonna take a walk. 431 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,522 I'll talk to you guys soon. I'm hanging up. 432 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,483 Oh, my God! 433 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,110 Why, God?! 434 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,072 Oh, no, Karen! 435 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,782 Oh, God! 436 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,326 (clears throat) I'll-- I'll leave the... 437 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,577 Goddammit... 438 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,538 'Cause we can do it, too. Okay. 439 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,915 Well, that was fun. 440 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,544 This'll be nice. One less dish to clean. 441 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,589 God forbid she should wash a plate. 442 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,592 I-I've seen her wash plates before. 443 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,218 Well, I have not, and I've been living with her 444 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,595 a lot longer than you have. 445 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,182 Go, eat. I'm not hungry. 446 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,683 (drink pouring) 447 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,185 Carol, I have to say something. 448 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,649 You're in the wrong. 449 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,777 Excuse me? 450 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,655 -You're in the wrong. -Mm, that's not possible. 451 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,198 You never should have read her journal. 452 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,202 And you should apologize. 453 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,246 I'm-- I'm sorry. It's the truth. 454 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,875 No, wait. I'm not sorry. 455 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,128 I have to stop saying "sorry" for things I'm not sorry for. 456 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,882 Bob, dear? It's been a very long day. 457 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,593 Why don't you go restring your ukulele? 458 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,638 BOB: All right. 459 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,399 Karen, what's up, baby? It's-it's me, your Nate-Nate. 460 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,733 I'm in Poughkeepsie, New York, 461 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,735 on a Balance Brothers retreat. 462 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,362 MAN: Tell her how you feel, bro. 463 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,572 Yeah, listen. Baby, I'm getting, like, 464 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,491 into a real primeval mindset. 465 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,327 -MAN: Open up. -I am, okay? Just... 466 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,788 I'm just-- I want you to know that I know 467 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,456 that I got a lot of work to do, 468 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,792 and it's work that I want to do, okay? 469 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,252 MAN: Yeah, why should she believe you? 470 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,504 'Cause I've changed. I've changed, baby! 471 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,590 All right? I left Boston, I came back here. 472 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,634 I'm gonna hunker down with these warriors, 473 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,344 and I'm gonna make progress, 474 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,555 and it's gonna come from the heart, all right? 475 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,807 Let-let me be your only Yankee. 476 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,185 Let me be your Yankee, I'm gonna bat a thousand for you. 477 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,604 I know I hurt you. I want to make this right. 478 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,773 I'm gonna put rose petals on the bed. 479 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,443 I'm gonna make the swan towels like you like. 480 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,652 -All right, Nate. Wrap it up. -What's that? Okay, yeah. 481 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,404 So, I gotta go. 482 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,448 That was Coach Kevin, we're going kayaking, 483 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,283 so I'm gonna go do that. 484 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,452 And when I come back, I'm gonna be a changed man. 485 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,495 I love you. And also, real quick, 486 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,372 Nestor, you're (bleep) dead! 487 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,206 I'm gonna (bleep) kill you!