1 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,923 -Well, look who it is. -Oh, hi. 2 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:08,342 -I made coffee. -Oh, God bless you. 3 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,428 (sighs) 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,223 So, uh... 5 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,600 I was watching you sleep last night. 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,519 Not on no creep shit, but... 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,521 -Oh, God, did I do something weird? -No, no, no. 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,481 I just think you're really pretty 9 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,274 -when you sleep. -Shut up. 10 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,776 Hey. 11 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,653 Don't speak to me like that in my own home. 12 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:29,947 You're right. I'm sorry. It was very rude. 13 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:32,115 -You are pretty rude. -I apologize. 14 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,828 I have a surprise for you. 15 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,039 -Uh-oh. -But you can't be weird about it, 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,874 -and you have to close your eyes. -I'll do my best. 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,709 Let's go. Come on. 18 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,795 -Oh, God. Okay. -Mm. 19 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,129 -Should I be scared? -Maybe. 20 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,383 -(laughs) -Check it out... now. 21 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,551 (gasps) 22 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,679 -It's a tent. -It is a tent. 23 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,764 And it's, like, one of the top-of-the-line ones 24 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,974 that has, like, this whole 25 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,851 netting for bugs, and then on top of it, 26 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,895 it has, like, this ventilation system 27 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,730 that they were really pushing on me at the store. 28 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,441 -Seems really nice. -Yeah. So, you down? 29 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,068 -For what? -To go camping. 30 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,319 Oh, really? 31 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,737 Let's just go this weekend, 32 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,823 and we can sleep underneath the stars 33 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,866 and wake up with the sun, 34 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:15,826 -and then we can cuddle... -(chuckles) 35 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,119 ...because we're afraid of bears. 36 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,954 It'll be a lot of fun. Please? 37 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,330 Mmkay. 38 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,416 I mean, yeah, that sounds kind of awesome. 39 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,626 Okay, that was a lot easier 40 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,211 -than I thought it was gonna be. -(laughs) 41 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,754 I thought you were gonna be quite difficult about this. 42 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,340 Yeah, I mean, I'm sort of surprised, myself, but... 43 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:33,302 Should we practice being, uh, scared of bears? 44 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,845 -I would love that. -Yeah. 45 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,096 -You know what I mean, right? -Yeah. 46 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,973 Okay. 47 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,061 -Oh. It's kind of nice. Yeah. -I told you. 48 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,939 ♪ Why you got to be so far away ♪ 49 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,733 ♪ Ah ♪ 50 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,109 ♪ You don't got to be ♪ 51 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,402 -♪ So far away... ♪ -SAMANTHA: Oh! 52 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,820 SAMANTHA and ALEX: Oh! 53 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,447 (Samantha laughs) 54 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,948 I'll download a video, 55 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,700 so we don't have this happen when we're camping. 56 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,368 I think that's a good idea. 57 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,330 ♪ So far away. ♪ 58 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,040 Let's keep talking about the camping thing 59 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,625 'cause I'm genuinely excited about that. 60 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,336 Aw, that's really cute. Honestly, you guys are just 61 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,129 gonna stare at the stars 62 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,589 and try not to poop in front of each other. 63 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,007 You have no idea how well I can hold it. 64 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,258 No, you're gonna have a great time. 65 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,761 Joel and I used to go camping every year. 66 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,220 I'll take you to the camping store. 67 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,430 Ooh, there's one in, uh, Rivertown Mall. 68 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,973 Oh, yeah. 69 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,600 Ooh, can we get... 70 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,477 -BOTH: Orange Julius? -Obviously. And some pretzels. 71 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,686 Mm, I love you. 72 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,521 All right, great. Let's go shopping 73 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,689 and get you some cute clothes. 74 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,857 No, no, I don't want cute clothes. 75 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,359 I want a headlamp that opens, 76 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,444 and it's, like, a knife that can kill a bear, 77 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,655 and then it also happens to be a coffee mug. 78 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,323 That's hot. 79 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,347 Oh. 80 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,140 -Whoa. -Oops, sorry. 81 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,975 -(both laugh) -You-you got to watch it with the door. 82 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,811 It's always stuck, so you got to body slam it, 83 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,354 and then it flies open fast, 84 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,855 and I'm always worried I'm gonna kill someone. 85 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,732 -No, no. It's good. (chuckles) -Okay. (chuckles) 86 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,651 Um, are you lost? 87 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:13,985 I am not lost. 88 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,029 Okay. Sorry. Um... 89 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,281 -Well, I'm Jim, by the way. -Okay. 90 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,533 -I'm Carol. -Carol. 91 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,368 -Uh-huh. Hi. -Hi, Carol. 92 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,870 Are you here for the Friends and Family of Alcoholics meeting? 93 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,581 Because, usually, we use the main entrance, 94 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,166 -which is over there. -No. 95 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,127 -No? No. (chuckles) -(laughs) 96 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,962 You-you might be here for the Anytime Fitness 97 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,880 or the strip club, which are both next door, 98 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,257 but you're not dressed for the gym, 99 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,509 and the club doesn't open until 5:00, I think. 100 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:40,011 That's, uh, very funny. No, I'm, um... 101 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,305 I'm returning something... 102 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,932 that's in my car. 103 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,351 I'm returning a book. A book that's in my car. 104 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,936 -You're returning a book? -Mm-hmm. Correct. 105 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,021 Totally get that. 106 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:52,065 All right. Have a great day. 107 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,608 Good luck. I hope you find 108 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,986 whatever it is you're looking for. 109 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:59,114 -What do you mean? -I mean... 110 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,533 I guess I mean the bookstore. 111 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,618 That's what you're looking for, and you'll find it. 112 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,078 You know where it is. 113 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,413 Right. 114 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,459 (sighs) 115 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,881 (whispers): For God's sake. 116 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,966 I cannot believe there is no Orange Julius. 117 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,551 Is it even a mall with no Orange Julius? 118 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,595 And the indignity of them making it a Warby Parker. 119 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,639 I know. I'm really offended. 120 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,768 Okay, so, where is the survivalist shit? 121 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,269 'Cause that's what I want. Like, the real stuff. 122 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,771 Okay, you're going for two days. 123 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,606 Well, yeah, but I want to be prepared, you know? 124 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,149 And, honestly, you should be, too. 125 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,942 I think we all know there is an apocalypse coming. 126 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,527 Mm-hmm. Oh, I know what you need. 127 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,696 Uh, Joel had this sleeping bag. I mean, it's super tall, 128 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,448 but I'm pretty sure they make it for regular people, too. 129 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,909 -Yes, okay, great. -Um, God, I'm blanking on the name, 130 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,452 but I think I have it on my phone. 131 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,788 Okay, cool. 132 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,419 (chuckles) 133 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,557 SAMANTHA: Aw, your camping phase. So cute. 134 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,227 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 135 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,604 -(chuckles) -I think the sleeping bags 136 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,148 -are over in the camping section. -Oh. 137 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,359 The-the whole store is a camping section, though. 138 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,860 -Right? Okay. -No, it's-it's not. 139 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,904 -It all looks the same to me. -That's really cute. 140 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,240 (laughs) 141 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:34,835 Ooh, I think I see them. Follow me. That is hiking talk. 142 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,795 BRIT: Okay, MacGyver. 143 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,755 (scattered clapping) 144 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,591 GROUP LEADER: Thanks you for that, Nina. 145 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,844 Does anyone want to share? 146 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,680 Bruce. 147 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,681 (Bruce clears throat) 148 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,356 -Hi. -(members murmur greetings) 149 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,277 So, um, my boss likes to talk, and, lately, 150 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,864 our work gym's been overcrowded, 151 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,740 so the only open squat rack's beside him, 152 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,243 and I take it 153 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,661 because I can't skip leg day, 154 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,581 -but he talks so much. -(phone chimes) 155 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,833 BRUCE: I can't get a good sweat on, 156 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,877 and then my form, 157 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,795 it-it's totally compromised. 158 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,339 -(chuckling softly) Oh, my God. -BRUCE: I'm just... 159 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,466 I'm worried I'm-I'm never gonna achieve my personal best. 160 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,760 If Bruce doesn't kill it on leg day, he's gonna drink. 161 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,804 Okay, Mayor of Judgetown. 162 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,932 Hey, I'm sorry, just feels like Bruce's sobriety's 163 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,225 a little fragile, don't you think? 164 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,394 -James, sit down. -No cross-talk. 165 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,230 I'm sorry, like... your whole share 166 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,192 is worried about getting swole at the gym, I guess? 167 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,361 No cross-talking. 168 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,281 Okay, yeah, enough with the cross-talk. I'll just go. 169 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,159 All right? I'll just talk right now. 170 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,077 Hey, my name is James, 171 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,829 and I have zero days. 172 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,166 Zero. 173 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,507 Hey, James. 174 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,051 -Hmm? -Look, 175 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,552 if you have a real need to share, 176 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,638 you can share with me after the meeting. 177 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,473 You can jump all over me if you want, 178 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,601 but how is Bruce's work gym woes 179 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,603 helping anybody? 180 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,938 How is being drunk helping you? 181 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,441 Nobody in there understands what I'm going through. 182 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:25,111 I know you're having trouble with the program, but just 183 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,905 keep coming back, okay? 184 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,823 And next time, don't disrespect 185 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,408 the people who are doing the work. 186 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,912 Okay, yeah. You should go back inside. 187 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,498 (door opens) 188 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,166 Thank you. 189 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,754 Ladies, I'm gonna need you to come with me. 190 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,297 Why? 191 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,965 I believe someone may have acquired 192 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,384 some merchandise without paying. 193 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,177 -(laughs) -Respectfully. 194 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,096 Uh, okay, well, it wasn't me, 195 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,014 'cause I paid for all this stuff. 196 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,641 I don't even know what half of it is, 197 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,810 but I paid for it. I have a receipt in here somewhere. 198 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,520 You can ask that lady that I checked out with 199 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,854 or something. I don't know. 200 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,481 Just head to the back, please. 201 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,067 (mocking): Mm, just head to the back, please. 202 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,038 (doorbell chimes) 203 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,626 Baby, what are you doing here? 204 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,586 -It's the middle of the day. -I miss you. 205 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,630 And you want me to do your laundry. 206 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,216 Yeah, I want you to do my laundry, but I also miss you. 207 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,386 (laughs) Okay, okay. It's just that I haven't 208 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,012 seen you in a while, 209 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,348 and, you know, it's Wednesday. 210 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,933 I thought you'd be at work. 211 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,311 Oh, um... this is a bit of our slow time. 212 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,771 You know, we just finished a big job, 213 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,524 and, you know, we're waiting on meetings 214 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,192 and waiting for somebody to bite, 215 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,654 but excuse me for wanting to visit my favorite person. 216 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,865 Favorite? (laughs) 217 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,325 Well, then come on in, Black Santa. 218 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,161 Don't you mean "Real Santa"? 219 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,412 -Ah, thank you. -You're welcome. 220 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,875 JIM: Carol? 221 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,460 You mind? 222 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,211 Please. 223 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,213 (clears throat) 224 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,258 Ugh, burnt. 225 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,177 I hate it when Brian makes the pot. 226 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,762 You're a regular here. 227 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,597 Our meetings are right across the street. 228 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,683 Incidentally, not close to a bookstore. 229 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,686 -And you're enjoying this. -(chuckles) Maybe a little bit. 230 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,396 Look, I didn't like going to these meetings either. 231 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,398 She's in recovery now, but before she was... 232 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,776 (sighs) ...my sister was really bad. 233 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:28,777 She was such a bitch. 234 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,862 She still is. 235 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,739 It's actually kind of worse now that she's sober. 236 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,116 (laughs) Okay. 237 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,202 But at least now we only fight about libertarianism. 238 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,246 What I'm saying is, the meetings helped our family, 239 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,790 and I'm sure it's a little bit trite from the outside, 240 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,791 -but... -A little. 241 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,125 But they help. 242 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,127 I'm glad they work for you. 243 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,254 I don't think they're gonna work for me. 244 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,715 Programs are not my thing. 245 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:54,469 Okay. Are they a thing for anyone in your family? 246 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,012 Unfortunately, yes. 247 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,972 Let me guess, your sister. 248 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,725 -Your husband. -My daughter... (sighs) 249 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,227 ...goes to meetings. 250 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,603 You're too young to have a daughter. 251 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,271 -Ha. -Look, 252 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,815 there's no pressure to participate. 253 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,149 You just have to listen. 254 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,609 Like auditing a class. 255 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,861 (chuckles) Exactly. We have this saying, 256 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,321 "You should go to six meetings. 257 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,281 If you still don't like it, come to six more." 258 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,450 See, that is outright theft, 259 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,536 Jim, of a Buddhist saying. 260 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,955 "If you don't have time to meditate for an hour every day, 261 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,582 you meditate for two hours." (clicks tongue) 262 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,626 This is the issue. 263 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,503 Not giving Buddhists the credit that they're due? 264 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,630 The sayings. The sayings 265 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,258 and the rules and the this and that and-- Mm. 266 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,843 I get it. 267 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,594 All right, hear me out. 268 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:40,682 What if we take all those corny slogans 269 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,433 and sayings, and we arm you with them, 270 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,811 and turn them back against your daughter. 271 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,147 -I mean, how much would that piss her off? -(laughing) 272 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,815 -Okay. Okay. -(chuckles) 273 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,358 That is... that is a fresh take, Jim. 274 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,193 -Right? -Yeah. 275 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,695 Why should she be the only one with these banal 276 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,113 little quips that mean 277 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,865 nothing and excuse 278 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,659 absolutely everything? 279 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,661 Yeah. Stick with me. I mean, I've got, like, 280 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,872 a hundred more ways to go after these sober know-it-alls. 281 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,123 It's... it's one of my passions. 282 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,626 -Go on. -Mm. 283 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,296 (typing on keyboard) 284 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,339 Seriously? Do you want to just look in my bag? 285 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,632 There's nothing in here, 286 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,759 except my wallet, my phone, 287 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,553 and a ChapStick that doesn't have a cap. 288 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,679 MARCUS: You're cool. 289 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,472 -I know you paid. -Wh... 290 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,516 Is there anything you'd like to return to the store? 291 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,894 You're accusing her of stealing? 292 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,854 Look, I know what this is, 293 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,939 and a lot of people are gonna hear about it, okay? 294 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,316 Because I happen to write 295 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,027 for a little something called Hit Pause. 296 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,236 What's Hit Pause? 297 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,614 It's... (scoffs) 298 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,282 ...hard to explain. 299 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,242 It's a magazine, uh, 300 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,870 it's an online source of 301 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,705 lists and such. 302 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,081 I've never seen it. 303 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,000 Well, you know... (scoffs) It's... 304 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,544 It's a, it's a pretty big deal, actually. I mean, 305 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,921 I don't think that it's really on newsstands 306 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,880 anymore, but when was the last time 307 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,381 you even saw a newsstand, right? 308 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,799 -Can't remember. -Yeah. 309 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,385 -But I'll look out for it. -Great. 310 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,179 I mean... well, you should, because 311 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,015 pretty soon there's gonna be a piece in there about how you 312 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,476 profiled a Harvard-educated 313 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,394 -doctor who... -Sam, stop. 314 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,397 (sighs) 315 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,574 Okay. 316 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,284 I'm willing to let you go this time, 317 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,496 but this cannot happen again. 318 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,039 -One time only. -MARCUS: Wonderful. 319 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,041 Looking forward to reading that article, though. 320 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,335 (chuckles) 321 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,134 You want to stop and get something to eat? 322 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,011 Oh, no, I'm not hungry. 323 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,347 -Don't you have to pack and meet Alex? -Yeah. 324 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,185 You want to talk about what just happened? 325 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,645 No, not right now. 326 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,565 You're talking to someone, though, right? Like a therapist? 327 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,485 Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. 328 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,863 If I had a therapist, I would. (chuckles) 329 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,825 I'd be like, "Hey, Linda, guess what?" 330 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,493 But then what, you know? 331 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,121 Linda would die. (laughs) God, 332 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,956 she would so hate me. 333 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,582 Who wants to work with somebody who's 334 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,252 stealing shovels, you know? 335 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,920 I mean, I mean... (stammers) 336 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,007 She would laugh at me. She would probably tell her twins. 337 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,884 Just... I can't have 338 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,178 that family thinking that I'm a thief. 339 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,221 I mean, they're already going through 340 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,639 so much with the separation 341 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,433 and all the anxiety 342 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,018 -and everything... -You know therapy's not about 343 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,436 whether or not they like you. 344 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,937 I don't have a therapist. 345 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,605 -Oh. -What are you talking about? 346 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,274 Sorry, you got really deep into it. I got confused. 347 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,400 I know, but I just said "if." 348 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,861 -Uh-huh. Got it. -Hypothetical. 349 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,779 Look, you know, I-I know 350 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,032 I haven't been acting like me lately. 351 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,743 Obviously, I have some stuff 352 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,829 I need to work through. 353 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,539 I just don't do it with other people. 354 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,376 I mean, ask Joel. That's why our marriage didn't work out. 355 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,171 I-If you want to talk about what happened with Joel... 356 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,007 (stammers) Just go have fun on your trip with Alex. 357 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,800 ("Best of It" by V Torres playing) 358 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,012 ♪ Let's make the best ♪ 359 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,930 ♪ Of it ♪ 360 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,853 ♪ Let's... ♪ 361 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,396 ANNALISA : I thought I taught you 362 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,398 how to fold clothes better than that. 363 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,484 -You want me to... -No, no, I got it under control. 364 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,986 You can silently judge me as I fold. 365 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,155 You always got to do things the James way. 366 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,033 That's the only way I know how, so... 367 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,785 This won't happen again. 368 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,912 I'm gonna call the super, and then I'll be out of your hair. 369 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:34,123 I don't mind you in my hair. 370 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,958 I just want to make sure you're okay 371 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,127 because something is off here. 372 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,545 I'm good. 373 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,464 (sighs) 374 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,050 You only hurt me 375 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,010 when you don't tell me things. 376 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,389 Okay, um... 377 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,808 So I've been having some issues, 378 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,643 a little bit. 379 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,770 I quit my job to focus on the app, 380 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,689 and now my funding is kind of running out. 381 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,359 Baby, I'm sorry. 382 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,403 I just never thought I'd find myself back here. 383 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,031 So... I've kind of just been 384 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,575 waiting for somebody to bite, but, meanwhile, 385 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,410 got no job, 386 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,246 no laundry machine, 387 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,582 no girlfriend, nobody. 388 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,377 What happened with your little friend? 389 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,631 Yeah, Sam and I aren't really talking. 390 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,633 She doesn't think I'm in the best place. 391 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,180 When was the last time you went to church? 392 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,307 Did you hear what I just said? 393 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,145 I don't think I need Jesus right now. 394 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,564 Look... 395 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,607 if you gonna come up in here 396 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,694 and use my Tide Pods for free-ninety-nine, 397 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,321 you can at least join me for Revival, right? 398 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,490 Revival? Are you ser-- That's like super church. 399 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,408 Mm-hmm. 400 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,828 Yes, ma'am. 401 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,079 (chuckles) 402 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,372 Just... 403 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,291 O-Okay. All right. 404 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,257 So, just make me understand this. 405 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,759 Is-is-is it the woods that's the problem? 406 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,345 Like, we could just go stay at a hotel. 407 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,472 -We don't have to do... -No, no, it's not, it's not that. 408 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,641 So, are we just moving too fast and I made you commit 409 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,018 to something you didn't want, 410 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,519 and now you're just trying to appease me? 411 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,605 No, I was actually really excited about this. 412 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,733 Genuinely. I bought, like, a ton of expensive stuff. 413 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,194 Um, no, it's just, it's my friend Brit, 414 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,237 she's kind of going through a weird time, 415 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,822 I think, and I just 416 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,200 feel like she shouldn't be alone. I'm sorry. 417 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,826 Is that okay? 418 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,288 Yeah, it's okay. Like, I'm a big boy. 419 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,665 I can stay at home without my girlfriend. 420 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,502 Uh... 421 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,796 Sorry, did you just, 422 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,633 um, call me your girlfriend? 423 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,801 -Yeah, I did do that. I did. -Yeah. 424 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,220 And, um... 425 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,431 and also yourself a-a big boy? 426 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,099 We don't have to talk about that part. 427 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,392 -No, we don't have to talk about that. -No. 428 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,852 I like the girlfriend part, though. 429 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,771 Good. I like it, too. 430 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,940 I'm sorry. 431 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,441 Forgiven. 432 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,904 -(organ playing) -(quiet chatter) 433 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,837 (sighing): Okay, Mom. 434 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,262 That's it? 435 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,264 Yeah, unless God takes Zelle now. 436 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,682 (scoffs) 437 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,685 What you doing? 438 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,398 Here. The church needs a new water heater. 439 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,234 Why do we have to pretend like you didn't just give this to me? 440 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,695 Because I will miss you if you go to Hell. 441 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,364 Okay, Mom. 442 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:56,242 This place still smells like old mothballs. 443 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,244 (Annalisa laughs) 444 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,413 -James, we're in church. -(both chuckle) 445 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,959 (sighs) 446 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,128 MAN (on TV): First space I'm tackling is the family room. 447 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,338 It doesn't have the best layout. 448 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,632 If you want to have this grand room, 449 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,301 you need to break down some walls 450 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,553 and let natural light in. 451 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,097 The amount of changes this family room has gone through... 452 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,349 -Hi. -What are we watching? 453 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,728 No, aren't you supposed to be off with Alex? 454 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,022 Oh, well, yeah, 455 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,732 but then I had a much better idea. 456 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,067 So, my concrete 457 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,236 overhaul on the fireplace, the sustainable... 458 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,447 You brought me Orange Julius? 459 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,698 It's not that big of a deal. 460 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,117 It's only, what, like, 30 miles north. 461 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,079 ♪ I'd fold the space between... ♪ 462 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,456 Thank you. 463 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,375 We don't have to talk. I'll just be here. 464 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,919 ♪ I'd fly right into the sun ♪ 465 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,963 ♪ C'est la vie... ♪ 466 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,506 Hey, remember when we used to dip it in... 467 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,175 Mm, shh. No talking. 468 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,635 Yeah. 469 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,927 ♪ With you ♪ 470 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,680 ♪ If I could change ♪ 471 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,641 ♪ The world ♪ 472 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:06,270 ♪ I'd fold the space ♪ 473 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,230 ♪ Between me and you. ♪ 474 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,738 ♪ Middle finger to a hater, ooh, un-appreciator ♪ 475 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,657 ♪ I ain't doing favors, sit down ♪ 476 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,369 ♪ Should've known better ♪ 477 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,747 ♪ You could never walk a mile in these heels ♪ 478 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,624 ♪ I'm the baddest bitch, I don't care ♪ 479 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,917 ♪ What you think, I'm just saying ♪ 480 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,418 ♪ I'm just saying ♪ 481 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,796 ♪ I'm just saying, I'm just saying ♪ 482 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,799 ♪ Unapologetic, man, yeah, I ... said it... ♪ 483 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,384 -Carol. -Jim. 484 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,885 Hi. 485 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,846 Something I said must've stuck with you. 486 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,808 I think you're here for the meeting, 487 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,810 but you missed it, um, 488 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,144 which I think you know. 489 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,270 (chuckles) 490 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,025 I'm gonna make it into one of these meetings 491 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,569 -one of these days. -I'll tell you what. 492 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,822 I'll be here tomorrow morning, 493 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,282 and if you are, 494 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,450 I'll get you through that door. 495 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,536 Hmm. 496 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,705 -Tomorrow? -Tomorrow. 497 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,707 -Through that door? (sighs) -Not the side door. 498 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,917 It's got to be here. 499 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,753 -Okay, Jim. -Yeah? 500 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,046 -Why not? -Why not? 501 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,048 Yes, Jim, okay, tomorrow. 502 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,092 JIM: All right, Carol. 503 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:18,801 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org