1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:03,462 -Good? -Very, yeah. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,552 So, where's Bob tonight? 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,430 Um... with his kids. 4 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,891 -Mm-hmm. -Cool. 5 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:17,267 (quietly): Do it now. 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,352 So... 7 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,356 I... 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:26,193 officially apologize. 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,487 I-I had a feeling that might be coming, 10 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:31,281 'cause, you know, the creepy candles and the chicken. 11 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:35,369 Uh, yes, it's why I invited you. 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:39,790 I should not have read your fourth step. 13 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:43,168 Those are your private thoughts, and that was wrong of me. 14 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,131 Well... thank you. 15 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,385 Apology accepted. 16 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,428 -Thank you. -Yeah. 17 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,431 That's-- We can-- I'll just do the dishes now. 18 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,642 -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. 19 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,064 Oh. 20 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,315 Whoa. 21 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:08,652 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,237 Yeah, that's good. Okay. 23 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,365 -Mom, I got to go. -(Mindy speaking indistinctly) 24 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,826 I'm downtown. 25 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,035 -I'll call you later. Yeah. -MINDY: Thank you all for being here. 26 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,579 Love you. Bye. 27 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,122 It's actually a special day for me. 28 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:23,709 Today is my nine-year sober-versary. 29 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:27,170 -(applause) -(chanting): Mindy, Mindy. 30 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,714 Stop, stop. You're too much. 31 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,257 -(laughter) -No, don't stop. Never stop. 32 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,883 It's fun. 33 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,969 I get a ton of likes on social media 34 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,804 because normies love this shit. 35 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,931 -(laughter) -But... 36 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,435 honestly, this day is pretty triggering for me, 37 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,854 and I'm a woman who could sit through the Saw franchise 38 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,148 -without blinking. -(laughter) 39 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,650 It forces me to think about who I was 40 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,528 before I was able to be honest with myself 41 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,239 and everyone around me. 42 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,951 It took so long to gather the courage to come out, 43 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,412 especially to my parents. 44 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,582 And alcohol was like this magic potion 45 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:07,252 that would make the self-hatred and fear go away, 46 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:10,589 but I knew that my addiction was gonna kill me. 47 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,175 And when I finally came out to my parents, 48 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:15,427 their reaction wasn't perfect, 49 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:18,513 but it was like a weight had been lifted off of me. 50 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,808 Being honest was what allowed me to get sober 51 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,394 and like myself. 52 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,439 -And who would've thought that's something women can do? -(laughter) 53 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,358 -(applause) -Thanks, everyone. 54 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:32,569 -Oh, and follow me on Instagram. -(laughter) 55 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,114 Damn. 56 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,575 -That was amazing. -(chuckles) 57 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,370 You know, I don't talk to my family about any of this stuff. 58 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,288 We only talk about church gossip, 59 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,707 401(k)s and my uncle Kevin. 60 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,834 I really appreciate what you said up there. 61 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,877 Of course. 62 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,716 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,593 (indistinct chatter) 64 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,848 (sighs) 65 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,769 -Hello. -SAMANTHA: Darby, hey. 66 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,105 Hey, I, uh, I know you don't really do advice, 67 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,273 so I'm just gonna say some stuff and you can listen, okay? 68 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,567 -(sighs) Okay. -Okay, great. 69 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,902 So, here's the thing, I'm thinking 70 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,530 I will not tell Alex what happened, 71 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,824 'cause I am pretty sure I'm gonna get the "it's over" text 72 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,367 -any minute. -Oh, I get it. 73 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,703 And you think that, like, if he does break up with you, 74 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,579 then telling him that you cheated on him 75 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,164 is just kicking him in the nuts. 76 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,958 Yeah, no, exactly, 77 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,292 and I don't want to do that to him, 78 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,460 'cause I actually really like his nuts. 79 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,212 Here's the thing, if I don't get 80 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,005 the "it's over" text and we stay together, then... 81 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,507 Can I just say something? 82 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,301 You literally would never pass the Bechdel test. 83 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,636 Honey, I'm gonna need you to get a hobby. 84 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,930 -Call me later. -Great. 85 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,015 (indistinct chatter continues) 86 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,934 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,231 -Hey, Sam. -Hi, there. 88 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,525 Hey, uh, can we go talk? 89 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,444 -Right now? Sure. -Yeah. 90 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,070 Yeah. 91 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,198 Um... 92 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,994 So, I just really want to apologize about my behavior 93 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,370 at the festival, I was being a dick. 94 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,705 I'm sorry. 95 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,040 -Oh. -What? 96 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,917 Sorry, a lot of people have been apologizing to me lately. 97 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:11,918 I'm not used to it. 98 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,629 Okay, well, do you forgive me? 99 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,089 -Oh, yeah. Sure. -Oh, okay. 100 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,424 (both chuckle) 101 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,884 Also, I should be the one apologizing to you. 102 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,969 -For what? -For... 103 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:24,055 -I just do a lot of stuff wrong. -Sam, can you just say you accept? 104 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,682 -I totally accept your apology. -Okay. 105 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,476 There we go. Look at us. We just did it. 106 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:28,810 We got through our first fight. 107 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,896 Yeah. 108 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,607 -I mean, mazel tov to us, I guess. -Yeah. 109 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,567 -Right. -(phone buzzes) -Um... 110 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,652 Actu... 111 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,112 It's HR. 112 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,364 I actually have to go 113 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,700 and "formally disclose our relationship." 114 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,620 -Cool. -Um, anyways, 115 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:51,208 I, uh, was thinking that maybe tonight, uh, 116 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,334 you can come over. 117 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,085 -Mm. -And, uh, 118 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,463 I can apologize to you a little bit more. 119 00:04:56,463 --> 00:05:00,425 And maybe, uh, you can wear your Friday underwear. 120 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,803 Hmm. But it's Tuesday. 121 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,805 Doesn't matter. 122 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,265 -I'll see you tonight. -♪ We don't need to describe ♪ 123 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:11,228 ♪ You always tell me that's the way that it goes ♪ 124 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:14,314 -(sighs) -♪ No other way it could be... ♪ 125 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,066 So, are you and Sammy gonna be okay? 126 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,400 'Cause I really don't want to pick a side. 127 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,027 I was trying to be Switzerland on this one. 128 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,321 Well, you know, people have actually condemned Switzerland 129 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,198 for being neutral in the face of atrocity. 130 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,659 Hmm. Everyone's getting canceled these days. 131 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,452 Anyway, with Sam... nothing happened, 132 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,995 and Joel's technically single, 133 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,456 but she's on my couch and it's a lot. 134 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,251 -I just need a night away from her. -You know what? 135 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,169 You just need to get blasted and talk some shit. 136 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,587 That's how Tina and I work it out, 137 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,047 even though you steal my purple comb every day. 138 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,590 Ay, stop talking caca. 139 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,384 I bought that at Sally's two years ago. 140 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,844 -You did not. -I did. 141 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,095 See? Would've murdered her. 142 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,805 Okay, so, what are you doing tonight? 143 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,057 Because Pete and Trent took Zacky to a baseball game. 144 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,684 -Wait, what? -I know. 145 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,477 It's like my dream and my nightmare all at once. 146 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,312 But, point is, I got free babysitting, 147 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,897 so we got to use it. 148 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,774 Amazing. Where do you want to go? 149 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,192 The one place Sam can't. 150 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,402 A bar. 151 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,738 Well, you're looking at a more private setting. 152 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:04,823 -Yeah. -But, uh, maybe next time, 153 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,241 we can take advantage of the sauna 154 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,534 and get ourselves a schvitz. 155 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,910 (both laugh) 156 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,036 See you later, Bobinator. 157 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,289 All right, buddy. Take care. 158 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,082 (quiet chatter) 159 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,505 ♪ ♪ 160 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,842 That was quick. 161 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,387 (Bob gasps) 162 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,851 So, I-I really appreciate you, um, meeting up with me. 163 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,436 -Like... -Yes. Wait. Oh, my gosh. Sit. 164 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,521 (gasps) What happened with the boyfriend? 165 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,899 Tell me everything. Did he dump you? 166 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,650 (chuckles) Why are you smiling so much? 167 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,069 Oh, I just really like breakup stories. 168 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,655 So much more interesting than proposal ones. 169 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,158 (scoffs) No, he didn't-- he didn't dump me. 170 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,493 He actually kind of doubled down on us. 171 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,330 -Congrats. -So now I guess I have to tell him everything. 172 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:57,250 Jesus. What is it with you and telling people things? 173 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,461 I mean, I know we say "you're only as sick as your secrets" 174 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,504 in the program, but, honey, 175 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,922 maybe you should be a little sick, you know? 176 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,842 So lie? How would I even do that? 177 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,594 You know, when I don't want to say something, 178 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,679 I just keep shoving food in my mouth. 179 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,181 Huh. I could make that work. 180 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,515 But I'm not telling you what to do. 181 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,142 -You need to get a higher power. -Oh, my God. 182 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,602 -I know, I just... -Get a higher power. 183 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,562 Trying to control these things 184 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,231 is putting your emotional sobriety 185 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,941 in jeopardy, which, by the way, 186 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,319 I'm not entirely convinced that you have. 187 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,614 If you don't make sobriety your number one priority, 188 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,782 you will drink again. 189 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,034 But, honey, if you do, 190 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,661 everything's gonna fall into place. 191 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,496 Trust me on this one. 192 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,623 -Okay. I got it. -Okay. 193 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,249 I'm not gonna tell him. 194 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:42,170 Oh, my God. Shut up and help me move my stuff. 195 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,880 Wait, a-all of this stuff is yours? 196 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,173 Yeah. I thought you could help me load it into my car. 197 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,007 Why do you think you're here? 198 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,596 So, I have to keep the cast on another week. 199 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,057 But they accidentally gave me extra fries at McDonald's. 200 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,184 -(laughter) -The Lord works in mysterious ways. 201 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,936 PASTOR: Thank you, Hector. 202 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,772 May the Lord protect you from high blood pressure. 203 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:05,151 Does anyone else feel called to testify? 204 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,569 Come on. I know the Lord has been good. 205 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,197 Anybody else feel called to testify? 206 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,408 I know the Lord has been good to you. 207 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,076 Come-- James, come on down. 208 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,911 Y'all give him love to come. 209 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,830 Amen. 210 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,461 (exhales) 211 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,296 Hey, everyone. 212 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,798 -(overlapping salutations) -Hey, James. -(James chuckles) 213 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:30,343 Uh, feel like my mom prays for two things: 214 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,721 LeBron to win another ring 215 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,389 and for me to come back to church. 216 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,224 -(laughter) -And I'm here, so... 217 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,143 I guess prayer works. 218 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,311 (overlapping "Amens") 219 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,440 JAMES: Reconnecting with you all these past few weeks, 220 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,358 it's 'cause of the love in this room 221 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,527 I'm able to come clean with you all. 222 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,698 So, I've stopped drinking. 223 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,950 (overlapping "Amens") 224 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,618 And it's because of this community 225 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,203 I'm able to stop. 226 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,749 But I struggle with it some days. 227 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,586 Most days, because, um... 228 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,171 Um... 229 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,341 I'm an alcoholic. 230 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,555 We love you, James. 231 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,224 MAN: You've got this, son. 232 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,727 -(overlapping "Amens") -(applause) 233 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,438 PASTOR: Amen. 234 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,898 Y'all give him some love. 235 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,940 Give him some love. 236 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,984 It takes a village sometimes. 237 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,487 Let's speak on the love of the Lord. Amen. 238 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,280 Thank you, Brother James. 239 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,283 (lively chatter) 240 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,959 Ah, this-this seat looks good. 241 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,503 (patting stool) 242 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,966 That, uh, that beer looks good, too. 243 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:55,053 Uh, barkeep, I will have one of those, please. 244 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,767 To better days. 245 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,602 Eh, I like that, man. 246 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,853 -To better days. -Yes. 247 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,946 Women, am I right? 248 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,447 (ReauBeau's "You (feat. Yenna)" playing) 249 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,990 ♪ This denim feels good on my body ♪ 250 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,742 ♪ Mm, got, mm, boo, got your jacket on ♪ 251 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,577 ♪ I took it from your closet ♪ 252 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,163 ♪ I'm hooked on, I'm hooked on ♪ 253 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,499 ♪ This denim feels good on my body ♪ 254 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,918 ♪ Mm, got, mm, boo, got your jacket on ♪ 255 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,003 ♪ I took it from your closet... ♪ 256 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,297 -Um... -Yeah, what's up? 257 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,799 -What? -You said something. 258 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,926 I said, "Mm, mmm." 259 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:35,885 -Okay. -Yeah. 260 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,513 ♪ You, you ♪ 261 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,057 ♪ Got your jacket on ♪ 262 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,684 -♪ From your closet. ♪ -Alex. 263 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,686 -Yeah? -Sorry. 264 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,104 Do you have anything to eat? 265 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,815 I'm, like, super hungry all of a sudden. 266 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,903 Do you need a water or something? 267 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,238 I'm afraid you're gonna choke. 268 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,991 -Nah, I'm good. -All right. 269 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,368 You're alternating food now. (laughs) 270 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,915 I can't do this. 271 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,084 Someone gave me some very bad advice. 272 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,586 About what? Competitive eating? 273 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,254 I... 274 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,464 Look, I have to tell you something, but... 275 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,883 I just, I wasn't sure if I should, 276 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,177 'cause I only became a person very recently. 277 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,761 Sam, what are you talking about? 278 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,182 I kissed someone else. 279 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,100 ♪ ♪ 280 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,146 (lively chatter) 281 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,898 BRIT: Sam never puts her shit away. 282 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,275 -Mm-hmm. -If I stub my toe one more time on her crap, 283 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,111 -I'm-- I am gonna... (laughs) -(chuckles) 284 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,780 And she keeps sneaking her underwear into my laundry. 285 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,366 -(laughs) -Oh, please, you don't have it nearly as bad as I do. 286 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,744 -Mm. -Zack keeps leaving pennies in the pocket of his jeans. 287 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,287 -(laughs) -Okay? 288 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,289 He broke my laundry machine, twice. 289 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,250 (chuckles): Yeah, but Zacky's a ten-year-old child. 290 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,920 Sam is a full-grown adult. 291 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,504 Is she, though? 292 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,924 (laughter) 293 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,884 I guess I'm just a sucker, you know? 294 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,594 I mean, I'm actually dating this woman right now. 295 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,387 Oh, are you? How's-how's that going? 296 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,931 (sighs) Good. 297 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,515 Yeah. 298 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,184 She's kind of mean to me. 299 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,644 I sort of dig it. 300 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,020 Uh-huh. 301 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,439 Oh, but her body... 302 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,067 I mean... 303 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,777 it's crazy. I don't... 304 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,237 (grunting, screaming) 305 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,821 Oh, is that a fight? 306 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,156 (laughs) 307 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,992 Carol is a wonderful and complex woman. 308 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,162 I know! I find her interesting! 309 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,831 (both grunting) 310 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,375 Oh, my God, is that Bob? 311 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,960 Mess him up, Bob! 312 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,586 Make him say your name! 313 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,964 -Let go of my leg! -FELICIA: (whoops) Bob! 314 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,298 -(murmuring) -Get off of me! 315 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,633 -Oh. Oh. -JIM: You get off me. 316 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,759 -Get off of me. -(muttering) 317 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,052 Get off of me. 318 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,097 (gasping, groaning) 319 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,641 (groaning in pain) 320 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,477 Are you okay? Ooh! He really hurt himself. 321 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,105 Is there a doctor? Somebody? 322 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,607 -How about some ice? -Psst. -What? 323 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,110 Oh, my God. I hate the Hippocratic oath. 324 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,989 So, can you just make this make sense to me? 325 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,408 Like, this all happened after your friend's funeral? 326 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,993 Well, he wasn't really my friend. 327 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,494 We actually kind of barely knew each other, but yeah. 328 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,372 -Why didn't you just tell me? -I don't know, okay? 329 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,291 It was very weird. I was freaking out. 330 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,626 And then, before I knew it, I was on my way to Joel's, 331 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,253 -and I... -Joel? 332 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,005 Who's Joel? 333 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,132 So there was two guys? 334 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,633 So, one wanted to hook up with you, 335 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,677 -so you went and hooked up with another? -No. 336 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,345 Listen, we were in a bad place, okay? 337 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,097 And-and I wasn't even sure if we were gonna get back together. 338 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,932 No, no, no, no. We weren't in a bad spot. 339 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,892 We were in a relationship, and we got into a fight. 340 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,936 That's what happens in relationships. 341 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,022 But then you went ahead and cheated on me. 342 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,774 I didn't cheat. Alex, I didn't cheat, okay? 343 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,027 It was a really quick, like a... 344 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,278 -What is... -Like a lizard kiss. 345 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,988 -Stop doing... -It was like... 346 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,906 -Don't do it again, it's gross. -Sorry. Listen. 347 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,409 I have learned in the program that I can act like a drunk 348 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,411 even when I'm not drinking, you know? 349 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,163 A-And I think that's what this was. 350 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,289 So... 351 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,082 Uh... 352 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,543 I don't think I can do this. 353 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,379 Why? Because I tried to kiss someone? 354 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,506 -Some-Someones? -No. 355 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,050 I probably could've got over that, 356 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,803 but I can't get over where you are. 357 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,433 I don't think you're ready to be in a relationship. 358 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,435 You don't? 359 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:16,481 See, like, you shouldn't be asking me that question. 360 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,607 I shouldn't? 361 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,109 (chuckles) Or that one. 362 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,322 I'm sorry, but I-I think you should get out of here. 363 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,823 You do? 364 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,991 Please stop asking me questions. 365 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,868 Right. Sorry. 366 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,001 If I may, the problem is that y-you put your thumb 367 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,170 inside of your fist instead of on the outside. 368 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,713 It's all about form. I'm a trainer. 369 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,590 I got a video, if you want to see what you did wrong. 370 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,383 Hold up your friend's hand. 371 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,719 Okay, all right. Well, I... 372 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,262 I didn't want you girls to find out this way, 373 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,890 but this is the man that Carol left me for. 374 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,850 -(gasps) -What? 375 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,185 No. 376 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,728 (chuckles) Why would you think that? 377 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,772 Oh, come on, I-I saw the two of you together. 378 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,191 I mean, Carol can flirt with the best of them, 379 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,652 but no way. No. 380 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,195 Really? 381 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,738 (slurring): H-Hey, don't be mad at your friend. 382 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,699 I mean, you can-- you can-- 383 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:12,411 but next time, instead of hitting your friend, 384 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,248 get drunk and talk shit. 385 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,583 -(chuckles) -Okay, baby. 386 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,502 You wrapped him up real nice. It's time to go. 387 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,214 You know, I love Sam. 388 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,507 -Oh. -You know, I just, I don't... 389 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,716 I don't want to live with her. 390 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,218 Yeah, she needs to get her own place. 391 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,637 You know, she needs to get her own place. 392 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,681 -Uh-huh. Okay. -Yeah. 393 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,016 -FELICIA: Time to go. -BRIT: Hey, don't tell Sam we were drunk. 394 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,519 (phone ringing) 395 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,398 Yeah, this is Sam. 396 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,151 What, like, right now? 397 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,735 RON: Samantha Fink? 398 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,571 -Finke? -Fink. 399 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,656 Nice to meet you, I'm Ron. 400 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,992 It's easy to remember, because there's an R. 401 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,911 You know, HR, "H Ron." 402 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,539 Plus, I'm a human, so it works on multiple levels. 403 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,082 Right. 404 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,168 -Thanks, Ron. -I just want to let you know, 405 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,460 here at Hit Pause, 406 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,379 we want to make sure that no one 407 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,590 is being taken advantage of by any superiors. 408 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,384 So, I just need to confirm that you are indeed 409 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,261 in a consensual romantic relationship 410 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,429 with your boss, Alex. 411 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,224 It's not consensual? 412 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,310 No, no, it's consensual. Sorry. 413 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,728 Oh, thank God. 414 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,354 Oh, should've heard my heart beating. 415 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,731 -(chuckles) -I thought I was gonna have to 416 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,857 fill out the other form. 417 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,275 It is long, there are videos. 418 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,235 -It is an afternoon. -No, no. I... 419 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,863 We're just not in a relationship anymore. 420 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,573 What? 421 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,366 But, to clarify, you know we just received this report 422 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,910 yesterday. 423 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,204 Yeah, we were in a relationship yesterday. 424 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,663 We're just not today. 425 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,873 Oh. 426 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,833 Well, hold on, I'm-a need 427 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,127 -a very specific form for this. -(drawer opens, closes) 428 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,756 Okay, so, may I ask who did the dumping? 429 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,426 Uh... he dumped me. 430 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,054 "He dumped her." 431 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,848 -And was this here at work? -No, it was at his apartment. 432 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,726 And is his apartment subsidized by Hit Pause in any way? 433 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,895 Not that I know of. 434 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,022 Can I get my apartment subsidized by Hit Pause? 435 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,690 Oh, not that I know of. 436 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,108 Right. 437 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,613 Oh. You look like you need a hug. 438 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,658 (scoffs) That actually sounds nice. 439 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,077 Well, that is too bad, because I cannot give you one. 440 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:19,372 But I can look at you in a way I think a hug would feel. 441 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,539 Okay. 442 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,875 Mm... 443 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,128 (laughs) 444 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,588 (breathes deeply) 445 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,466 That was kind of nice, actually. Thanks, Ron. 446 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,134 -I'm glad you enjoyed it. -I did. 447 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,345 Watch my leaves. 448 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,430 That was the last good ficus they had. 449 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,891 Okay. Is that it? 450 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,394 You need any more free labor? 451 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,687 No, that's it. 452 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,821 I'm proud of you, baby. 453 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,739 ♪ ♪ 454 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,579 Uh... 455 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,332 -(car door opens) -(sighs) 456 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,210 (car door closes) 457 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,837 -Get in the car! -Ah. 458 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,255 SAMANTHA: I don't want to talk about my breakup. 459 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,841 -Let's talk about your breakup. -N-- (chuckles) 460 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,927 -I think I might actually miss Bob a little. -I miss him, too. 461 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,348 I just-- Bob was just a little too passive for me. 462 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,142 -Yeah? Yeah. -Yeah. No, I can see that. 463 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,768 -You know, "take a stand, Bob." Something. -Right. 464 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,021 And plus, you know, after Dad, it's like... (scoffs) 465 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,814 ...how can you top that, ever, you know? 466 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,899 Well, your dad wasn't perfect. 467 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,277 I know. I know. 468 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,654 But he was... good. 469 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,781 I'm sober and I'm still not good. 470 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,242 Are you sure he's my biological father? 471 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,578 -Yes. -(laughs) 472 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:43,706 -David made mistakes. -Oh. 473 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,042 Yeah. He didn't floss. 474 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,668 -Uh-huh. -He sat on the laundry 475 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,503 instead of folding it. 476 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,714 And, um, he, um, and... 477 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,009 ...he left us for a while. 478 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,303 (chuckles) No, he didn't. 479 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,055 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 480 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,723 When you were about ten months old, 481 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,559 he chose to go to New York, and he left us behind. 482 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,686 And he spent about a year there, playing music, and... 483 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,230 (scoffs) 484 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,608 Why didn't he just take us with him? 485 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,986 I think he was spoked by having a family. 486 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,073 We were young. 487 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,659 He wanted to chase his dreams, you know. 488 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,411 This feels like kind of a big deal. 489 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,871 Why didn't you ever tell me this? 490 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,247 Because you didn't need to know. 491 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,415 Uh-- 492 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:30,044 Samantha, he came back. 493 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,797 And we were okay. Maybe... 494 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,632 maybe better, even. 495 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,634 How did you know it would get better? 496 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,137 I didn't. 497 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,931 We don't. 498 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,809 -Scary. -Yeah. 499 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,354 Is what you're going through now the end of the world? 500 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,563 I don't think so. 501 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,357 (chuckles) 502 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,733 Life is long. 503 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,153 So long. 504 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,405 Endless. 505 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,619 -All right. (grunts) -Wow. 506 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,538 -Is that a return? Mm-hmm. -Yeah, obviously. 507 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,581 Look at this thing. It's so ugly. 508 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,834 Why would you let me buy it? 509 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,920 Well, unfortunately, that was marked "final sale." 510 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,548 Unfortunately, um, you should know that 511 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,844 I'm currently the sponsor of 12 recovering alcoholics, 512 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,012 and if you don't process my return, 513 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,099 I guess we're just gonna have to start holding our meetings here. 514 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,310 We'll just sit on all these beautiful sofas. 515 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,105 Spilling coffee everywhere. Tears. 516 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,441 -You know what doesn't sell lamps? -What? 517 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,402 People sobbing about their alcoholic parents. 518 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,196 Oh, and next week, we're going through our sex inventories. 519 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,073 -It gets real dark, real fast. -(cashier groans) 520 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,159 Okay, I get it. 521 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,454 Here. 522 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,330 Nice doing business with you. 523 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,457 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org