1 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:07,048 -Happy Treat Tuesday. 2 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,842 This is my world-famous creation -- 3 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:11,511 half brownie, half blondie so they come out beige. 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:15,473 But Beige-ies sounds horrible, so I call them Khakis. 5 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,267 Jump in. 6 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,935 -Jump into your khakis? 7 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:22,313 This is a hall of justice, not a Connecticut key party. 8 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,773 -You did a lot of baking. 9 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,067 -Well, I had to do gluten-free for Laura 10 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,694 and gluten-heavy for Timo, 11 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,196 and Sandy's allergic to nuts but wouldn't say which ones, 12 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,573 so I had to do six different kinds for him. 13 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:34,325 It's like Russian Roulette, but yummy. 14 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,829 -Ugh. -What, are they bad? 15 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,497 -No. They're delicious, 16 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,708 which is somehow more annoying. 17 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,877 -Guess who's back? Vincent Graziano. 18 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,755 Back after 2 days. The over-under was 2.5. 19 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,923 -Yes! Ha! Ah! 20 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,925 The under takes it. Ah! 21 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,927 [ Mumbles ] 22 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,471 -It's easy money. 23 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,389 Graziano's been arrested for possession of stolen items 24 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:57,891 four times in three weeks. 25 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,726 -Yeah, who could have guessed that a repeat offender 26 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,353 would notshow up to paint the wall of a rec center? 27 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:04,814 Oh, that's right -- everyone. 28 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,400 -I just think, if you show a little compassion, 29 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,194 you can put people on a better path. 30 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,904 -Yeah, it all sounds exhausting. 31 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,239 It's all that caring. 32 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,699 -Don't worry about me, Dan. 33 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,577 I've always got my emotional-support grouch. 34 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,497 And your vest came in. I can take you on planes now. 35 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,249 -So, is tonight the night 36 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,251 finallyyou throw the book at Graziano? 37 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,878 -Mm. There's something going on with that guy. 38 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,381 He only started committing crimes a few weeks ago. 39 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,716 I've got one more little move I'm gonna try on him. 40 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,093 -Ha! -Ohh. 41 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:36,346 -Feed me! Feeeeeed me. 42 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,474 -Okay, I like that you guys are bonding, 43 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,435 but I wish it wasn't over mocking my judicial philosophy. 44 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:43,687 -Ooh, you know what? 45 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,563 That's the perfect size for my winnings. 46 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,190 [ Laughter ] 47 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:55,073 ** 48 00:01:55,115 --> 00:02:02,914 ** 49 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,124 -ADA Moore. -Oh. 50 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,542 -I got you a little something 51 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,293 to help with the evening rush hour. 52 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:11,131 -Oh, thank you, Officer. 53 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,675 Don't mind if I doo-oo-woo-oo. 54 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,552 [ Both laugh ] 55 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:17,345 Oh. 56 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,390 Come on, Gurgs, don't judge me. 57 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,933 Pretty much the only upside to working here 58 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,227 is that the cops give me perks to thank me 59 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,187 for constantly winning all their cases. 60 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,480 -No judgement here. 61 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,982 The coroner gave me these earrings. 62 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,943 Jane Doe. -Ooh. 63 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,194 -What's next, Neil? 64 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,654 -It's everybody's favorite recidivist, 65 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,949 our returning champion, Vincent Graziano. 66 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,869 -Someone got a haircut. -Latest charge -- 67 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:42,912 not showing up for community service. 68 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:46,541 -Uh, Your Honor, my client does not dispute the parole violation 69 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,668 and will accept any punishment 70 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:52,339 that the Court deems... appropriate. 71 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,382 [ Laughter ] 72 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,927 -I don't accept this plea, Mr. Graziano. 73 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,471 I think we're about to get to the bottom 74 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,014 of what's really going on with you. 75 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,475 Last time you were here, you mentioned that you spent 76 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,685 some of your childhood in a youth home. 77 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,937 -Did I? You were asking a lot of questions. 78 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,689 I said a lot of things. 79 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,901 -So I had my clerk track down someone from your past. 80 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,235 -I got to do some digging. 81 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,697 I was her "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." 82 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,825 -Were you that? Or were you her "Blue's Clues?" 83 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,288 -Since I haven't been able to get through to you, 84 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,582 I think I found someone who can. 85 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,418 -Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? 86 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:36,383 Surprise guest? Who are you, DJ Khaled? 87 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,551 Yeah, okay, fine, I have Spotify, and sometimes 88 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,763 it shuffles to things that I don't understand. 89 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,015 -I just think this guy needs a little intervention. 90 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,059 -Look, I appreciate you wanting to help, all right, 91 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,603 but this is a court, not a therapist's office, 92 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,981 no matter how many mental patients march through here. 93 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:55,485 -Well, get ready to arrest my heart for indecent exposure, 94 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,113 'cause I'm about to be flashin' some compassion. 95 00:03:58,154 --> 00:03:59,239 -Ugh. 96 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,491 -Don't type that, please. 97 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,451 Father Manny, could you please approach the bench? 98 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:07,372 -Uh, Your Honor, I really don't think this is a good idea. 99 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,249 -Lorenzo, what are you doing here? 100 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,710 -Lorenzo? No, this is Vincent. 101 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,086 Graziano? 102 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,796 -Um, Your Honor, 103 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,881 oooobjection! 104 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,301 Adjourned! 105 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,263 -This is Lorenzo Mullen. 106 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,390 He brings troubled youth to my program. 107 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,517 -He's a very private person. 108 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,769 Father, do not finish. 109 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,063 -Oh, I get it now. -Neil! 110 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,692 -Yeah, okay, sorry. I almost let that slip. 111 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,944 [ Through microphone ] He's an undercover cop. 112 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,988 [ Laughter ] 113 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,455 -So, who here can keep a secret? 114 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,208 Great! And who here is lying? 115 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,544 [ Laughter ] 116 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,176 -Outing an undercover cop could have happened to anybody. 117 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:04,012 I mean, how long has that microphone even been there? 118 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,263 -Since my first week... 119 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,891 in 1984. 120 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,519 -Apparently, he was trying to get thrown in jail 121 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,855 so he could earn the trust of Giovanni Totino, 122 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,733 infiltrate the family, and entertain thousands of dads 123 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:20,236 by inspiring the next Scorsese movie. 124 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,281 -Ooh, what I wouldn't give to live that undercover life. 125 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,617 Shoebox full of passports, 126 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,744 meeting up with your boss in a parking garage, 127 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,746 shooting your partner to prove you're legit, 128 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:34,584 not knowing where Gurgs ends and Sasha Santiago begins. 129 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,212 -Oh, hey, guys. 130 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,755 Hey. 131 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,133 D-Did you see that? They just iced me. 132 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,053 Hey, I'm the one who does the icing around here! 133 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,389 -Right, since we do not know what we're walking into, 134 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,182 you guys go first. 135 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,187 -Hey, Your Honor, just wanted to see how you were doing 136 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:58,149 and if anyone else needs to be worried about how they'redoing. 137 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,152 -I'm okay. 138 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,196 I mean, how was I supposed to know he wantedto go to jail? 139 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,156 -I mean, how could anyoneknow that a guy 140 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,283 who committed multiple crimes, pled guilty, 141 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,202 and then tried to get a "Lock Him Up" chant 142 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:12,914 going in the courtroom secretly wanted to go to jail? 143 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,792 -Upstate we only had one undercover cop. 144 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,919 And I think the only reason Earl went undercover was 145 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,631 so that he could win the high school state championship at 26. 146 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,426 Also, he'd never been kissed. 147 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,511 -Good for Earl. 148 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,179 -Lorenzo wasn't even in super deep yet. 149 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,932 He was just 10 months into the operation. 150 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,310 10 months. 10 months? 10 months! 151 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,563 Now that I say it out loud, it sounds somuch longer 152 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,857 than when you read it in the file. 153 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,943 You could grow a baby in 10 months. 154 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,279 This is bad. 155 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,614 No. No. 156 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,033 We're doing good here. 157 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,077 I mean, I can't get everything right. 158 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,705 I'm just one judge trying to make a difference. 159 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,958 But what if I'm making the difference wrong? 160 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,002 If I had just sent him to jail rather than trying 161 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,129 to figure him out, everything would be fine. 162 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,672 But I didn't, so it's not. It's bad. 163 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,467 This is very bad. 164 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:09,012 I feel like I made the city a more dangerous place today. 165 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,681 Ordid I make it a more dangerous place in the future? 166 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,183 Neither one sounds good. 167 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,060 -Relax, Your Honor. As long as you didn't affect 168 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,145 anything in the past, we're good. 169 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,646 Oh! Where's Neil? 170 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,815 -Sorry, tying my shoe. -Oh, thank God. 171 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,818 I thought you got Butterfly Effected. 172 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,363 -I think I'm gonna just go think about this a bit. 173 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,198 Let's call it a night. We can panic tomorrow. 174 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,825 [ Chuckles ] I mean, pick it up tomorrow. 175 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,997 -So, what do you guys want to do now? 176 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,665 Ha! Kidding. 177 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,542 [ Laughter ] 178 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,672 -Well, I was right. The cops aremad at me. 179 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,340 They're taking all my perks away. 180 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,758 Just now, when I was walking through the building, 181 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,636 I had to go through...security. 182 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,263 -We all do. 183 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,224 -Not me. I get waved through. 184 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,643 Today I just had to stand there and wait. 185 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,937 There were people in front of me, behind me. 186 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,772 They were all just standing there. 187 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,692 It was madness. 188 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,403 -That's a line. They're everywhere. 189 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,948 -Oh, good. Abby's here. I could do with a treat. 190 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,533 Wait, why are her arms empty? 191 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,076 Am I hallucinating from dehydration 192 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:16,579 after standing so long in that -- that -- that thing? 193 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,124 -Hey, everyone, I'm glad you're all here. 194 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,667 There's something I wanted to talk to you about. 195 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,419 -Is it about where you're hiding the treats? 196 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,462 Because I don't see any. 197 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,132 -Actually, Neil, it's about a decision I've made. 198 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,926 I'm always advocating digging into defendants' lives, 199 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,887 and, well, last night I did some soul searching on myself. 200 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,557 It's time a face some hard truths. 201 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,934 I don't have a head for hats, 202 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,854 and I need to change the way I approach this job. 203 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,606 I mean, I didn't realize that the way I do things 204 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,442 might actually hurt people. 205 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:49,404 So, from now on, I am just going to be a normal judge. 206 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,823 -Normal judge? 207 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,950 Like one who calls balls and strikes, 208 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:57,287 one who doesn't ask deep and probing questions? 209 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,581 One who will cancel this Friday's 210 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:03,209 "Bring Your Dog to Court Night"? 211 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:07,047 -It's already off the calendar. -[ Gasps ] 212 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,841 -From here on out, I am all about boundaries, 213 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,761 boundaries in the court room and all other rooms. 214 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,431 Got it? Now, Officer Gruganous, start in 10. 215 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,768 -My full name? I feel like I'm in trouble. 216 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,520 Like when my mama calls me Officer Gruganous. 217 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,897 -This is good. 218 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,440 Things will run a lot smoother around here. 219 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,317 We shouldn't be upset. We should be throwing a party. 220 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,695 -With what treats, Dan? With what treats? 221 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,989 [ Laughter ] 222 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,576 -Oh. Officers, hi. 223 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,995 Um, I just came from outside where my car was getting towed. 224 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,914 I-I-I chased the truck three blocks, 225 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,582 then I had to walk 10 blocks back 226 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,794 because the driver didn't stop when I jumped on the hood. 227 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,212 -Were you parked in a red zone? 228 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,631 Because no one can park in a red zone, ma'am. 229 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,008 -N-N-No, but it's -- but I -- 230 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,887 I'm tired of living like a regular person. 231 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,933 I gotta figure out what I can do to fix this. 232 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,814 -Well, I could talk to them, get to the bottom of it. 233 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,025 -Oh, yes, yes, that would be amazing, thank you. 234 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,736 -Don't thank me. Thank Sasha Santiago. 235 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,115 -Is this about you wanting to help, 236 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,283 or do you just want to go undercover? 237 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,870 -Well, couldn't it be both? -Okay, fine. 238 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,248 -Let's call the first case. 239 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,374 -We're just gonna start? 240 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,001 But I didn't get to do me "All rise." 241 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,169 That's in the Constitution. 242 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:33,258 -Okay, The People versus Nate Crabbe. 243 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,719 [ Laughter ] 244 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,934 -Mr. Crabbe is charged with a D-and-D D-and-D. 245 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,439 Drink and disorderly while playing "Dungeons and Dragons." 246 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:53,361 -Your Honor, my client is a Class-18 Barbarian Ogre 247 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:58,283 who got a little too into character swinging his war-horn. 248 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,617 That is not a euphemism. 249 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,204 It would be a little less embarrassing if it was. 250 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:06,958 -It says here your client was drunk and brandishing a weapon. 251 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,626 So seems pretty straightforward. 252 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,713 -Yes, uh, yes, there are just maybe a few details 253 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,006 that you should consider. 254 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,841 They were celebrating the wedding 255 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,802 of Condor the Paladin and Mordecai the Warg. 256 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,556 And you knowhow people get at weddings. 257 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,518 -The court is only interested in facts from this realm, 258 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,062 so can we wrap it up, Counselor? 259 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,190 -But I learned Nerd for this. 260 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,234 Your Honor, I truly appreciate 261 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,236 your new business approach to the job, 262 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,489 but, uh, maybe you're overcorrected a bit. 263 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,990 Permission to approach. 264 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,825 -Denied. -Denied? 265 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,454 That's never...happened before. 266 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:49,417 Permission to...lean? 267 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,503 I'm pretty tall. 268 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,754 I think I can -- 269 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,090 [ Laughter ] 270 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,008 -Okay, if there's nothing further, 271 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,552 the Court is ready to rule. 272 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,930 In light of the defendant's reckless behavior, 273 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,515 I have no choice but to -- 274 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,767 -You're making a mistake. 275 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,018 -What did you say? 276 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,728 -I think you're allowing your issues 277 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:13,149 to cloud your judgement in this particular case, Your Honor. 278 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,443 -I find the defendant -- -Don't. 279 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,240 -I find the defendant -- -Nope. 280 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:24,119 -That's one count of contempt for Mr. Fielding. 281 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,287 -Objection! -On what grounds? 282 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:30,625 -I cite the precedent of Anderson versus... 283 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,585 [ blows raspberry ] 284 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,673 -Make that two counts. 285 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,634 Officer, take him and book him. 286 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,302 -Okay, now, look, 287 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,263 all the gangs are gonna want you. 288 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,473 Now, take your time deciding. 289 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,725 Enjoy being courted. 290 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,893 -Oh -- 291 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:56,693 -Hey, hey, hey, it's Treat Tuesday! 292 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,111 So I went to a bakery. 293 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,697 We gotta keep the tradition alive, right? 294 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:04,576 -Just a few random Tuesdays, Neil, not really a tradition. 295 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,870 It's not like the fireworks on the Fourth of July 296 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,831 or eating a groundhog on the third of February. 297 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,335 -Um... 298 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,919 Uh, quick heads up -- 299 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:19,132 the only place open at 1:00 a.m. was an adult bakery. 300 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,633 -Neil! 301 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,053 -The icing guy wouldn't put bras on the A-cup cupcakes. 302 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,430 I asked, but he said "I don't come to where you work 303 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,099 and tell you what to do with your nipples." 304 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,020 Look, I just want to help, and with Dan locked up, 305 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,564 I'm trying to be...the Dan. 306 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,191 -If you want to be more like him, 307 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,736 you could try pointing out my flaws in court. 308 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,905 I'm focusing on my own defects of character. 309 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,240 Now he has time to focus on his. 310 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,910 -So, I know I didn't fix anything, 311 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,703 but did I make it worse? 312 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,082 Fair enough. 313 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,710 If anyone asks, I'm gonna say that this went well. 314 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,462 [ Laughter ] 315 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,759 -Check, check. Gurgs, you getting this? 316 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,344 -Audio, check. 317 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,763 Now I just gotta remember the two rules of going undercover. 318 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,557 Rule number one -- earn their trust. 319 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,643 Hey, fellas, got room for one more? 320 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,604 -Gurgs! -Gurgs! Hey, come on over. 321 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,815 -Trust -- check. 322 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,359 Rule number two -- don't fall in love. 323 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,320 -Wait, what? Why is that a rule? 324 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,281 -I got a seat for you, Gurgs. 325 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,492 -He'swhy that's a rule. 326 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,954 Don't fall in love. 327 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,206 Gurgs, remember your training. 328 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,668 [ Laughter ] 329 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:43,591 So, uh, you guys mad at any lawyers? 330 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,343 -[ Laughs ] Only all of them. 331 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,679 [ Laughter ] 332 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:51,766 -Hot andfunny? He's a damn unicorn. 333 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,309 I'm in too deep. 334 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,395 [ Laughter ] 335 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,358 -Hey, what's this on your badge? 336 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,236 Oh, it's marinara. 337 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,905 -Oh, can I get a taste? 338 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,991 -Okay! 339 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,326 That's it. You're out. You've been compromised. 340 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,162 Abort. Abort. 341 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,705 -What -- What's that? 342 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,499 You're breaking up. You must be out of range. 343 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,293 -I'm 12 feet away. 344 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,587 You can hear me! 345 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,214 -Ah-choo! 346 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,676 -Bless you. -Hm! Bless me, indeed. 347 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,470 [ Laughter ] 348 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,891 -[ Sniffs ] Somebody in here wearing cheap cologne? 349 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,810 -Nope, just drinking it. 350 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,021 [ Laughter ] 351 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,273 Ah! 352 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,442 -Oh, Dan, good, you're still here. 353 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,985 -Yes, you know, they have this intricate system 354 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,572 of locks and bars to make sure none of us leave. 355 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,325 -I'm really worried about Abby. 356 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,243 Can you just pay the fine and talk to her? 357 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,081 -No. I will not go up there and pry her back to her senses. 358 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,707 -This is more than just a funk. 359 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,126 She's using Gurgs' full name, she hasn't thanked 360 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,712 any of the drug-sniffing dogs for their service, 361 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,131 she's talking about your "defects of character" -- 362 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,425 -Defects of char-- 363 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,221 All right, I'll do it. 364 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,263 -Really? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 365 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,556 Now, just get me out of here. 366 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,724 -Okay. 367 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,394 I'll take the big guard -- -No, no, no, no. 368 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,853 Do the paperwork. I'll pay the fine. 369 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,897 -Oh, thank God. I couldn't take the big guard. 370 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,358 -Not with that attitude, you can't. 371 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,318 [ Laughter ] 372 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,742 [ Laughter ] 373 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,746 -How'd you get out? 374 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,499 -I'd rather not relive it. 375 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,001 -You paid the 40 bucks, didn't you? 376 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,794 -It was horrible. 377 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:48,174 So, listen, I know that sharing, um, personal stories 378 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:52,053 is sort of out of vogue around this joint right now, 379 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,681 but, um... 380 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:58,560 [ Sighs ] My late wife, Sarah, was in recovery 381 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,646 for a few years even before we met, 382 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,815 and she was always adamant about 383 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,152 being of service to others. 384 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,488 I-I often thought that she went too far. 385 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,949 I was selfish. I wanted her to be with me. 386 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:17,203 But I soon realized that it was as much, if not more, 387 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:21,666 for her than it was for those other folks. 388 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,338 And when she couldn't help someone find their way, 389 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,089 it weighed on her. 390 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:32,802 Maybelike this has been weighing on you. 391 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,014 -What was she in recovery for? 392 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,767 -Booze. 393 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,603 -Me, too. How did yo-- 394 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,938 -"Defects of character." 395 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,816 Plus, now I remember you once called a surprise party 396 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,069 a "birthday intervention." 397 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,029 [ Laughter ] 398 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,158 -I lost a lot of time with my dad 399 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,286 when I was at my worst. 400 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,246 Ashamed to be around him. 401 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,125 But he always had faith in me. 402 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,670 He said he was keeping that faith safe 403 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,713 until I had it in myself again. 404 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,635 I'm glad I got into recovery in time for him 405 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,680 to see me get better, but... 406 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,266 I never felt like I could make up for that lost time. 407 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,189 It's one of the reasons I took the job here, 408 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,233 to feel connected to him. 409 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:33,571 So when it's not going well or I mess up, 410 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,865 it's like I'm failing him all over again. 411 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,330 -The Harry I knew -- pfft. 412 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,665 You failing him? 413 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,834 That thought would have never even 414 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,795 remotelyentered his mind. 415 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:54,009 And just -- also, there's folks around here 416 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,178 who have a lot of faith in you. 417 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,556 -Thanks, Dan. -And you know what? 418 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,765 Think about it -- you were right. 419 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,059 Graziano wasn't a criminal. 420 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,272 -So if I was right, that means that you -- 421 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,315 -Don't -- Don't finish that. 422 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,153 Now, i-if you don't mind, 423 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:17,032 my time in the clink has made me rather hungry. 424 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,576 [ Laughter ] 425 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,040 Too hungry to ask. 426 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,750 [ Laughter ] 427 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,210 -Gurgs, I'm pulling you off the case. 428 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,087 -But I'm so close to cracking this thing wide open. 429 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,922 I just need to get Grayson alone. 430 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:38,678 I'm thinking long weekend, Poconos, heart-shaped tub. 431 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,723 And I will get everything out of him. 432 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,183 -This is stupid, all right? 433 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,559 I'm just gonna go over there and say something. 434 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,394 -Oh, but you'll blow my cover. 435 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,271 -You're playing yourself. 436 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,106 [ Laughter ] 437 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,234 Okay, enough. 438 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:56,071 I have been prosecuting your collars for years. 439 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,281 Then one mistake and you blackball me? 440 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,075 You -- You get my car towed? 441 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,910 You withhold evidence-room goodie bags? 442 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,329 This has gone too far. 443 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,164 I deserve free stuff! 444 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,209 -We don't know what you're talking about, ma'am. 445 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,796 -Oh, yeah? This bad boy ringing any bells? 446 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,008 -By the way, have you met 447 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,594 Detective Richards from Internal Affairs? 448 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,929 Since the outing of our colleague, 449 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,182 I.A. has been in tow. 450 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,308 -I see. 451 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,811 And that is why security has been tighter. 452 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,771 -It's always tight. -Always tight. 453 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,107 [ Laughter ] 454 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,610 Well, I-I just wanted to show you 455 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,446 my...party light. 456 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,949 [ Laughter ] 457 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,786 Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! 458 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,455 Ooh-wa-ooh-wa! Thank you, Gurgs. 459 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,957 -You're welcome. 460 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,208 Now, I know he's gorgeous, 461 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,211 but you touch him, I'll kill you. 462 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,380 [ Laughter ] 463 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,677 ** 464 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,888 -It's hard to be in a bad mood around X-rated desserts. 465 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,265 Thank God it's no one's birthday. 466 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,642 I wouldn't know where to put the candle. 467 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,478 -I guess for every top chef, there's a bottom chef. 468 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,272 -I don't know why everyone's being so polite 469 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,358 to this filthy box. Can't we just jump in? 470 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,651 -Get in there, Gurgs. 471 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,445 -Aw, my nickname is back. 472 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,655 -Thank you all for hanging with me this week. 473 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,950 It's nice to know you're there to support me when I need it. 474 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,411 -To Abby. 475 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,290 -To Abby.