1 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:07,340 ** 2 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,634 -God, I hate Fashion Week. Excuse me. 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,554 Person who looks like a person coming through. 4 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:14,097 Really? 5 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,562 Usually I'm the best-dressed one here. 6 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:22,522 I'm the "Where'd you get that jacket" guy? 7 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,525 But this week I'm the "Why'd you get that jacket" guy? 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,194 -Best dressed? Only 'cause they make me wear this. 9 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,863 I'm actually a style maven. 10 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:31,698 Turned my bathroom into a second closet. 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:35,160 Now I use the toilet downstairs at the Burger King. 12 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,914 -Are you eating a turkey leg or is that 13 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:43,793 what a regular chicken leg looks like in your hand? 14 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,796 -Had a lunch date at Medieval Times. 15 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:51,760 If that wasn't bad enough, the guy was very rude to our wench. 16 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:54,346 -So getting back out there isn't going great. 17 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:55,722 -It's these day dates. 18 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,599 The only men free in the middle of the day 19 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,559 are midlife-crisis divorcees, single dads, 20 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,770 and late-in-life college students. 21 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,357 -I'm standing right here. 22 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,901 -You're cool. Where'd you get that jacket? 23 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,444 -And I'm back. 24 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,571 -You got to hang in there, Judge. 25 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,239 Dating in the real world is tough. 26 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,699 It's certainly not a fairy tale. 27 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,702 -Aren't you dating a prince? -He's a duke. 28 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,412 But it's nothing like the stories. 29 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,955 His stepmother is lovely 30 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,166 and not at all threatened by his good looks -- 31 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,460 even though my man is fair as hell. 32 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,837 -I know dating now is just apps and DMs, 33 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,298 but sometimes I wish there was a little more magic 34 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,925 to the process. 35 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,177 -Like a mysterious man comes knocking at your window, 36 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:38,723 and he's wet and handsome and right there? 37 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,225 [ Hand thudding ] 38 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,227 -He's good-looking. Let him in. 39 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,606 -Thank you. 40 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,483 You won't believe how hard it is to get people 41 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,777 to let a strange man climb through their window 42 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,278 in this city. 43 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,906 -With that hat, I thought you were about to dance. 44 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,826 -My name is Martini, like the drink. 45 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,954 -My names's Abby, like where nuns live. 46 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,957 You know, there's something about you 47 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,959 that weirdly feels like we've... 48 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,461 Have we met before? [ Camera shutters clicking ] 49 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:11,840 -Oh. Paparazzi. They found me. Got to go. 50 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,884 -Is that fairy tale enough for you? 51 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,678 He even left a slipper. 52 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,889 -Doesn't count. It's not glass. 53 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,350 [ Glass breaking ] 54 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:26,187 Oh! Guess it was. 55 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:31,192 ** 56 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,696 -Well, well, well. Look what the cat... 57 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,656 threw up on. 58 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,200 -Every dry cleaner in town is booked for Fashion Week. 59 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,827 Where are you taking your laundry? 60 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,370 -These are lesser jackets. 61 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,080 I'm donating them to the charity in the cafeteria. 62 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,375 -Wow. You're helping total strangers instead of me, huh? 63 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,210 Huh. See if I ever do you a favor again. 64 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:52,922 -Let's go over the definition of "again" and possibly "favor." 65 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,761 -You. You're my lawyer. Who are you wearing? 66 00:02:57,802 --> 00:03:01,890 Don't answer that. I already know, and I love it. 67 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,726 Did we win? -Win? 68 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,855 Walking into this building sort of takes winning off the table. 69 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,524 It must be Erika Ellis. How did you get out of holding? 70 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,234 -You answered that yourself. 71 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:18,531 I'm Erika Ellis, editor of Better Than Youmagazine. 72 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,825 -Magazine? Well, on behalf of everyone here, 73 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,952 thank you for defeating the Internet. 74 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,287 -Mm. 75 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,705 -Forgive me if I'm not impressed. 76 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,624 -Dan, what's the deal with your dry -- 77 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,542 -Away. 78 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,797 -Okay. Now I'm impressed. 79 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:36,383 Been trying to get people to leave me alone for years. 80 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,677 You do it with two syllables. Show me your ways. 81 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,304 -You get these ludicrous charges dropped, 82 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,057 and I'll teach you everything I know. 83 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,183 -Winning's gonna be tough. 84 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,685 I mean, you're not what lawyers 85 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,436 or humanity would call a sympathetic figure. 86 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:51,523 And unfortunately, the judge, she's a person. 87 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,401 -The People vs. Erika Ellis. 88 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,277 -Your Honor, the defendant is charged 89 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,612 with misdemeanor assault. 90 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,448 Also let the record show -- mean. 91 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,993 -Uh, Your Honor, I think assault is a bit too much. 92 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,954 The victim was an exotic bird. 93 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,665 And who hasn't wanted to throw a phone at a peacock? 94 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,960 They just think they're so much better than us. 95 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,255 -Your client has a history of violent outbursts. 96 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,800 She's thrown phones at Davids Beckham, Copperfield, 97 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,261 and Schwimmer. -Two out of anger... 98 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,804 one out of love. 99 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,348 -The defense would like to ask for a continuance 100 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,600 so that I may confer with my client. 101 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,811 -Dan Fielding wants to spend more time with a client? 102 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,439 Sure. Let's get weird. We'll reconvene tomorrow. 103 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,652 -Badges, leather, handcuffs. 104 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,904 Where have you been my whole life? 105 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:40,989 -Right here, baby. 106 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,365 -[ Chuckles ] 107 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,660 A date with a deejay? 108 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,412 That at least must have been fun. 109 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,915 -Deejays aren't as much fun during the day. 110 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,084 They're just some guy in a deli yelling, 111 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,879 "Put your burger-flippin' hands in the air!" 112 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,298 [ Thudding ] 113 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,759 -Did you hear that? -I swear I killed that possum. 114 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,928 Unless he was faking it, which would be so him. 115 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,181 -It's just me. I was hiding from the press. 116 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,309 But I fell asleep on what I thought was a pillow 117 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,936 and now know is a possum. 118 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,688 -Now I recognize you. 119 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,191 You're Martini Toddwallis, the famous British fashion designer. 120 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:19,444 -You probably know me from my revolutionary concept show, 121 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,905 "Anything Can Be Pants." 122 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,949 -You know, I've always had an idea for a shirt that's pizza 123 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,660 so when you spill pizza on it, no one's the wiser. 124 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,287 -That's incredible. 125 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,582 Not the idea, but what your -- your mouth is doing. 126 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,501 -You mean smiling? 127 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,753 -I don't see a lot of that in my line of work. 128 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,546 You're different than most girls I know. 129 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,340 You're -- You're upbeat. You make eye contact. 130 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:43,927 You haven't snorted any cocaine this entire conversation. 131 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,513 -I'll snort -- when something's really funny. 132 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,181 Have you seen that commercial 133 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,059 where the guy stops us from turning into our parents? 134 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,602 [ Snorts ] 135 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,396 -It's so real. 136 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,564 -You'reso real. 137 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,359 Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 138 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,402 -She'd love to. 139 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,071 -Till then. 140 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,449 -Why did you say yes for me? 141 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,368 -Because I was worried you'd say no. 142 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,744 And this guy's into you. 143 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,080 -I mean, he ischarming and cute. 144 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,874 But it just feels like we're from two different worlds. 145 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:20,422 He's from high fashion, and I'm from "hi" fashion. 146 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,965 -Well, that's what makes it so exciting. 147 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,967 Take me and the duke. I never owned a castle. 148 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,637 He owns so many, one of them is just mazes. 149 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,180 -Doesn't he figure them out? 150 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,517 -I said my man was fair as hell, not smart as hell. 151 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,942 -What's that? -It's my dry cleaning. 152 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,111 I need help, and I know you have a hook-up. 153 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,447 Everyone's heard you brag about that dry cleaner you got off 154 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,949 for using federally banned chemicals, which he still uses. 155 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,785 And that's why he's so good. -That's why he so good. 156 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,787 -Why would I do this? 157 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,080 -Do it or I'll haunt you. 158 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,707 I'll sleep outside your apartment. 159 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,417 You think I won't? 160 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,878 Does this look like a woman with anything left to lose? 161 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,796 -All right. Fine. I'll do it. Just get out of here. 162 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,423 I have a meeting with a client 163 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,801 who could actually do something for me. 164 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,303 -Oh, my. 165 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,221 You do need my help. 166 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,391 Trying to enjoy a quiet moment alone, 167 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:18,229 and that hussy throws her sweat-soaked pantyhose at you. 168 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:22,192 -Story of my life. Damn this likable face. 169 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,943 But I've got great news for us. 170 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,029 I dug up some dirt on the peacock. 171 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,197 It has priors. 172 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,823 It bit three NBC executives 173 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:32,035 for using its likeness without consent. 174 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,870 -You do good work. 175 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:37,165 Okay. Here's a taste. 176 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,958 You want to be left alone? 177 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,461 -What? I've worn sunglasses before. 178 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:45,799 -You've put on sunglasses, but you've never wornthem. 179 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:50,011 They're the same tint as my shih tzu's Escalade. 180 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,055 -No. 181 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,685 Wow! -Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,563 You've closed up a whole new world for me! 183 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,857 -You win my case 184 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:07,153 and I'll show you the city's invite-only subway 185 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:14,494 and a secret Billy Joel concert with no between-song patter. 186 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,787 -It's all I want. 187 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,288 -You stick with me, 188 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,624 you'll never have to deal with another person 189 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,501 in this city again. 190 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,839 -Hey, doll, I'm running the Dress to Progress table. 191 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,591 We donate clothing to former convicts. 192 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,593 Is this your -- 193 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,596 Okay. Terrific. 194 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,477 -Damn it. Olivia's dry cleaning. 195 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,147 -Oh, I think that's the wrong -- 196 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,904 -[ Sighs ] Hello. I need to get in there. 197 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,240 It'll just take a second. 198 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,867 I don't get it. 199 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,077 Models are known for walking, yet none of you move. 200 00:08:56,119 --> 00:09:00,123 -Anyone named Chloe, I need you in the cafeteria now. 201 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,793 -How did you do that? 202 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,503 -Hold on. Someone's talking to me. 203 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,172 -Oh, my God. It's the headset. 204 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:11,009 -He's like a New York 7. Manitoba 12. 205 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:17,390 -So, would you rather live in the clouds or under the sea? 206 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,226 -Ooh. Can I vote land? 207 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,188 -I always dream about dressing mermaids. 208 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,651 I've always hated legs. They're just so redundant. 209 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,613 Let's do one at the same time. -Okay. 210 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,157 If you could go back to any historical time period, 211 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,158 when would you go? 212 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,910 -Dinosaurs. -Dinosaurs. 213 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,453 -If you could invite anyone to a dinner party, 214 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,621 who would it be? 215 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,789 -Dinosaurs. -Dinosaurs. 216 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,624 -Back-to-back matches! 217 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,000 Let's eat to that. 218 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,628 Oh. 219 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,673 You wanted to do the romantic feed-each-other thing. 220 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,718 I'll get you on the next one. 221 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,097 You know, this is the most fun I've had on a date 222 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,848 in a long time. -Yeah. Me too. 223 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,559 Actually, I've never had a date in a-a, uh... 224 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,603 W-What do you call this? 225 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,979 -A cafeteria? -Oh. 226 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:08,149 Sounds like a disease that cafes get. 227 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,903 Your world is so fascinating. 228 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,655 -So is yours. 229 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,323 You know, ever since the pizza shirt, 230 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:19,285 I came up with lasagna sweater and spaghetti socks. 231 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,372 I'm telling you, this messy-eater market is huge. 232 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,293 -You know, I have to admit, ever since I made the world 233 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,421 forget everything we know about pants, 234 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,465 I've been cursed with terrible designer's block. 235 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,968 It's like having to lift a thousand-pound weight 236 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,472 with my mind and my mind doesn't have hands. 237 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,101 -Oh, no. They're back. 238 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,186 I got you. 239 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,899 -Hey, hey, hey. Chalamet went thataway. 240 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,532 -You saved me. -Oh. 241 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,744 How can I...ever repay you? 242 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:05,373 -I think this is the part where we... 243 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,885 -Mm! 244 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,095 Ooh. 245 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,805 Ahh. 246 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,557 Sigh. 247 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,810 -Did you just say "sigh"? 248 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,062 -Mm-hmm. 249 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,105 -Oh, my God! You had sex. 250 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,899 [ Laughs ] -I did! 251 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,609 I did. It really was like a fairy tale. 252 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,112 It was magical. He made my dry spell disappear. 253 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,074 -Knock, knock. I brought you flowers. 254 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,992 [ Chuckles softly ] Is that right? 255 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,619 I've never dated a girl like you. 256 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,497 I just assumed you didn't want a pack of cigarettes. 257 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,125 -Martini, last night was -- -Incredible. 258 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,128 You gave me the mind hands to lift 259 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:56,216 the thousand-pound weight of my designer's block. 260 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,761 -You cracked your designer's block because of me? 261 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,013 Does that make me a muse? 262 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,556 So, what did I inspire? 263 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:08,978 -A total reimagination... of your robe. 264 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,648 You're better than this plain black frock, Abby! 265 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,985 Would you do me the honor of being the future of fashion? 266 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,320 -I'd love to. 267 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,572 I do have some modeling experience. 268 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:23,034 You know those "before" pictures at the orthodontist? 269 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,787 Those don't just happen. 270 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,872 -Thank you, my muse. 271 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,378 -Doesn't this seem a little weird to you? 272 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,756 The day after a fling usually involves breakfast in bed 273 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,592 and finding your bra. 274 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,721 But this guy wants to make new clothes for you 275 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,139 so you can save his career. 276 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,349 -I'm an inspiration, and it's romantic! 277 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,811 He's my Prince Charming, and he's building me a ball gown -- 278 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,146 for work. 279 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,814 -Call me old-fashioned, 280 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,276 but I think that's the job for the birds and the rats. 281 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,281 Wyatt, you got something from Amazon Prime. 282 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,325 -Ooh. That was quick. Check it out, Gurgs. 283 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,829 The solution to all my problems. 284 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,081 They listen to people in headsets. 285 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,127 Jean-Paul needs you on 12. 286 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,506 Have either of you seen Olivia? 287 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,467 This dry cleaning represents the last favor 288 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,220 I ever have to do for anyone, thanks to these babies! 289 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,722 -I haven't seen Olivia, 290 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,891 but I am seeing a lot of people dressed like her. 291 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,184 Maybe she's a trendsetter. 292 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,272 -Or...I accidentally donated her dry cleaning to charity 293 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,692 and I'm holding what I assume is the clothes of a dead lady. 294 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,902 -[ Laughs ] 295 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,403 -You're gonna meet that lady 296 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,113 when Olivia finds out you lost her clothes, 297 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,324 'cause she's gonna murder you. 298 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,077 And it looks like she's been practicing. 299 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,578 -Hey, Olivia. 300 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,705 Y-You got some coat on your blood. 301 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,625 -An animal-rights activist threw paint on me. 302 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,711 Tell me those are my clothes. -Oh, yes. 303 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,547 Y-- And you owe me $87.50. 304 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,346 -Judge, court's about to start. Why aren't you dressed? 305 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,139 -I was about to put on Martini's design, 306 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,975 which is fabulous -- I think. I don't know. 307 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,769 Maybe you could tell me why it's good. 308 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,396 -Mm. I get it. 309 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,440 It's hard for normies to appreciate high couture. 310 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,403 That man does not like you. 311 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,407 -It's bad, right? Why would he do this? 312 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,617 Maybe he's nota prince. [ Zipper closing ] 313 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,244 Is he still a frog? 314 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,288 But I kissed him. I reallykissed him. 315 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,332 -This isn't a fairy tale anymore. 316 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,209 If it is, it's one of those weird German ones 317 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,919 where you're gonna be baked into a pie 318 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,295 and I'm gonna have to eat you 319 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,756 'cause the troll turned me into a goat. 320 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,217 -Good news. Erika Ellis is in the courtroom. 321 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,802 W-Why aren't you dressed? 322 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,138 -Marty, there's something I need to tell you. 323 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,223 -I need to tell you something first. 324 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,100 Tonight you're not just rescuing my career. 325 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,353 You're... You're rescuing my soul. 326 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,314 -Come on, people. It's showtime. 327 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:02,736 I need you in your looks, serving face and wor-king it! 328 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,364 God, I love this headset. 329 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:10,368 Uh, hold off on court. The judge isn't even dressed. 330 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,370 -Is that connected to anything? 331 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,541 -Jean-Paul needs me on 12. 332 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,669 -Tell me it's gonna look better on. 333 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,172 -It's gonna look better on. -Okay. 334 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,965 -It does not look better on. 335 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,558 -Oh, G-- Is this what you're wearing? 336 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,020 I told you to dress down so we could garner some sympathy. 337 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,899 -Well, these shoes do not exactly match this jacket. 338 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,318 There's nothing more tragic! 339 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,447 What is hedoing here? Give me something to throw! 340 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,283 -Stop. Stop. Just -- Just -- Come here. Sit down. Sit down. 341 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,911 Do not let that bird get into your head! 342 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,788 Go. Go. Now, look. 343 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,539 We have got this in the bag. 344 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,626 And I know that the prosecution has been afraid of you 345 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,170 ever since -- I... 346 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,005 I'd guess the '80s. 347 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,799 -What did you do? 348 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,510 Why is there a courthouse full of ex-cons wearing my clothes 349 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,762 and I look like Huey Lewis' business manager? 350 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,140 -So, I'll admit that this is partially my fault. 351 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,811 I realize now that there is a downside to absolute power. 352 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,396 You want your $87.50 back? 353 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,106 -What I want is to rip out these shoulder pads 354 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,816 and beat you with them! 355 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,485 -You know what? You didn't have to wear the shoulder pads. 356 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,570 -They make the outfit. 357 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,365 You willmake this up to me. 358 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,243 -All rise. The Honorable Abby Stone presiding -- 359 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,911 in an original piece 360 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,707 from the Martini Toddwallis spring 2024 collection, 361 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,917 Anything Can Be a Robe. 362 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,716 -Own it. Own it. 363 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,050 -I'm owning it. 364 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,386 I'm owning it. 365 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,100 -You'll note the feather accents from the finest Italian pigeons, 366 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,978 drawing inspiration from the Grim Reaper's cloak, 367 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,273 hearse drapes, and, of course, Hefty Cinch Saks. 368 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,942 -And I'm the one on trial? 369 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,575 -The People vs. Erika Ellis. 370 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,493 -Counselor, what are you wearing? 371 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,078 -You really want to play that game? 372 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,830 -Fair enough. 373 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,665 -The victim has yet to emotionally recover, 374 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,293 but has bravely agreed to appear today. 375 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,463 -The victim? That thing should be on trial -- 376 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,506 and then grilled and put on a salad! 377 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,842 [ Peacock calls softly ] -Calm down. 378 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,636 -Listen. No one talks to me like that. 379 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,680 You were a nobody when I met you. 380 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,350 And that goes double for the big, dumb bird! 381 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,310 [ Peacock squawks ] -Enough of this. 382 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,312 Order. Order! Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 383 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,689 [ Gavel clattering ] Lost it in the folds. 384 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,900 [ Peacock caws ] -I think you're molting 385 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,818 and he sees you as a threat. 386 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,695 [ Dramatic music plays ] 387 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,114 -Why is it looking at me like that? 388 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,950 [ Peacock squawks ] [ Music builds ] 389 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,079 Oh! No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 390 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,705 -Save the robe! 391 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,958 -All right. Guess I'm tasing a peacock. 392 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,379 -I'd have to imagine this helps my case. 393 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,172 [ Peacock squawks ] 394 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,632 -I'm sorry, Judge. 395 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,217 I feel a little responsible for all this. 396 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,718 -Oh, that's all right, Gurgs. 397 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,721 It's not every day you tase a peacock. 398 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,558 You were bound to hit me a couple t-t-times. 399 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,561 -I meant encouraging you to date Martini. 400 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,855 -Oh, no. That was exciting. 401 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,441 I think it's pretty clear we're not the perfect fit. 402 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,736 -I feel exactly the same way. 403 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,905 Sorry. I was hiding again. 404 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,241 The paparazzi are really out of control now 405 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,118 because everybody loved my look. 406 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,744 -I loved it first. 407 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,206 -Abby, we're from two different worlds. 408 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,750 But I'll never forget the lesson you taught me. 409 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,669 You shouldn't dress a person like a bird 410 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,587 when there's a bird in the room. 411 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,466 -We weren't meant to last. 412 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,428 I guess that's why Disney movies are only 87 minutes long 413 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,471 and mostly singing. 414 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,349 -Till we meet again. 415 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,479 -Guess I'm back on the apps. 416 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,565 After all this, maybe I'll appreciate a lunch date 417 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:12,444 asking me to "take the Caesar salad to the next level!" 418 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,195 -Suit yourself. 419 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,322 I was gonna introduce you to some hot dummies 420 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,824 at the Vogueparty. 421 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,993 -Like we could get into the Vogueparty. 422 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,914 Can I be your plus-one? 423 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,459 [ Knock on door ] -Our car is downstairs. 424 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,294 I just need to stop at the Apple Store. 425 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,589 -My shih tzu needs a new phone. 426 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,966 We're celebrating my acquittal. 427 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,385 -You didn't kill that peacock, did you? 428 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,764 -Well, Ididn't do anything. 429 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,268 -Can I come with you to the Vogueparty? 430 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,521 I know how to vogue, so I'm all set with icebreakers. 431 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,026 -Away. 432 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,364 -Hey, I'm going to that party. I'm a muse! 433 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,826 ** 434 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,829 -Oh, good. Some of my suits are still here. 435 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,957 Look at her up there, styled with a paisley scarf. 436 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,752 Don't worry. We're gonna get you out of here. 437 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,672 -So my very last act in helping another human being 438 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,715 is gonna be stealing from a charity. 439 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,842 Is it morally wrong? Yes. 440 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,345 Are we still gonna do it? Yes. 441 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,972 Don't you worry. I got this covered. 442 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,850 Hi...Tiff. 443 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,770 I'd like you to meet Olivia Moore, 444 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,731 the woman who has made all of these dreams come true 445 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,526 with her incredibly generous donations. 446 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,320 -We were wondering who our mystery hero was. 447 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,572 Everyone, come meet our angel! 448 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,450 -Oh! -You just made this impossible. 449 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,119 There's no way I can ask for my stuff back. 450 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,539 -Congratulations. You've just become a diversion. 451 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,001 -Ms. Moore, do you have any wisdom to impart 452 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,545 as these women start their next chapter? 453 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,090 -Well, what can I say other than you're welcome 454 00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:01,720 for giving you that purple blazer with the gold buttons? 455 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,224 Now, I know that this city can make you redwith anger. 456 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:10,395 Mm. Now that you're free, well, what you really deserve is... 457 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,606 salmon -- not gross pink -- 458 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:17,152 light-orangish-pink, uh, perfectly cooked, 459 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,570 d-double-breasted salmon. 460 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,656 -Secret subway's leaving! 461 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,325 -Before I go, I'd be happy to donate this suit. 462 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,745 -I think these women have been through enough. 463 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,788 -Right. 464 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,165 **