1 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,507 -Fred Hilderman is charged with operating 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:11,136 an illegal vehicle down the West Side Highway. 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,390 -Your Honor, the defendant was caught driving this to work 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:19,436 in an attempt to make his morning commute "radical." 5 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,355 -We ask for leniency, as this vehicle 6 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:26,151 is far less annoying than those Bird scooters. 7 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,610 -Surprised you feel that way. 8 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,405 You love watching people fall off things. 9 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,533 As for you, $200 fine and traffic school. 10 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,201 Sorry to burst your bubble. 11 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:36,661 [ Air hissing ] 12 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:39,581 -Wait. You don't have any horrible diseases, do you? 13 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,420 -Too old. Too small. 14 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,380 Oh! Those bushes are out of control. 15 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,216 -What dating app are youon? 16 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,843 -I'm looking at real-estate listings. 17 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,346 I've only found one place above 63rd in my price range. 18 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:55,972 It was a middle bunk in a hostel, 19 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,475 and I lost it to a Saudi prince. 20 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:01,478 -Today just keeps getting better. 21 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,356 I rescued a cab from an old man trying to wave it down. 22 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,732 Then I heard a barista say, "Deb." 23 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,693 I thought, "Close enough." Free coffee! 24 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,196 Now I find out you can't afford an apartment near mine? 25 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,740 Nothing can ruin this day. 26 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,075 -Uh, Dan, your clients 27 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,493 in the next case wanted to talk to you. 28 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:19,871 -Mr. Fielding! We meet again. 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,418 -If I don't turn around... 30 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,379 are they really there? 31 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,799 [ Grumbles loudly ] 32 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,427 Bob and June Wheeler. 33 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,638 [ Thunder crashes ] 34 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,349 -What the hell? It's not even raining. 35 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,143 -The Wheelers! My dad told me all about them. 36 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,687 They're the two unluckiest people 37 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,563 to ever step foot in this courtroom. 38 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,108 And that includes the guy who drove a truck full of black cats 39 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:50,360 through the world's largest mirror. 40 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,278 -Unlucky? Really? Pbht. 41 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,988 What a bunch of superstitious bull-- 42 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,116 [ Thunder crashes ] 43 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,326 -Okay. That was insidethunder. 44 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,412 [ Thunder sheet rattling ] 45 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,790 -Check out this evidence for the next case! 46 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,418 The cops busted a black-market sound-effects ring. 47 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,544 [ Tires screech, goat bleats ] 48 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:10,296 [ Boing, gun fires, whistle ] 49 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,340 It's gonna be a fun night. 50 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,306 -Well, after 30 years, 51 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,976 this place hasn't changed one bit. 52 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:26,229 Judge Stone. You look the same. 53 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,774 -I am really excited to meet you. 54 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,985 I know you guys look like the Great Depression, 55 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,362 but you make me so happy. 56 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,574 -The charge is animal hoarding. 57 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:40,744 -It all started when our Great-Grandma Wheeler 58 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,579 recently died. 59 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:45,749 -I'm sorry. 60 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,834 Your great-grandmother recently died? 61 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,252 -Yes. 62 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,755 Our badgrandma is still with us. 63 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,133 -As someone who has heard your stories before, 64 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,844 could we skip the next, I don't know, three calamities 65 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,180 and get to the point?! 66 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:03,683 -Granny left us a Manhattan townhouse, 67 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,144 a charming two-bed, two-bath, 68 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,230 and haunted as the day is long. 69 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,442 -Those poor ghosts. 70 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,862 -Luckily, we knew how to get rid of them suckers. 71 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,739 Sacrifice a sheep. 72 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:22,577 -But when we got the sheep, we fell in love with him. 73 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:27,040 -It was just friend love. 74 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:30,752 We couldn't kill him. So we got another sheep. 75 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:34,297 And then we fell in love with that sheep, too. 76 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,592 -That happened another 74 times. 77 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,388 -At least we thinkit was 74. 78 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,432 Every time we try counting them, we fall asleep. 79 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,396 -Can a lawyerplead insanity? 80 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,980 -Your Honor, for what it's worth, the home 81 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,108 was actually certified haunted by... 82 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,442 "Jovan the Psychic." [jo-van] 83 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,069 -Shut the front door! 84 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,446 Jovan [jo-vaun] is the most respected psychic in New York! 85 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,824 It takes four years to book a session with her! 86 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:04,953 Unless you're dead. Then she's got all the time in the world. 87 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,831 -Objection! The law does not recognize the paranormal. 88 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:10,792 -And these two definitely aren't a "pair of normal." 89 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:15,422 -$500 fine. And get those sheep to a farm. 90 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,340 Just don't count and drive. 91 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,928 [Excitedly] I can't believe I saw the Wheelers! 92 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,931 -[Angrily] Can't believe I saw the Wheelers. 93 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,392 -Hey, Wyatt, whenever you get a chance, 94 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,893 could you get me their contact information? 95 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,770 -I thought you stopped sending edible arrangements 96 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,731 to everyone you convict after that study showed 97 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,275 it led to a rise in crime. 98 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,987 -Violence is down since I switched to cookie cakes. 99 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:42,115 I want to ask the Wheelers to put me in touch with Jovan. 100 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,783 -Their psychic? Oh, come on. 101 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,702 You don't believe in all that nonsense. 102 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,163 -I think there's a lot that can't be explained -- 103 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,706 ghosts, psychics... 104 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,791 how Diane Lane is still a smokeshow. 105 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,085 -There are secret stores for rich people. 106 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,047 How many times do I have to tell you that? 107 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,465 -I'm with the judge on this. 108 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:01,426 Diane Lane? Mwah! 109 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,470 And also the universe is full of mysteries. 110 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:04,804 It's not all black-and-white. 111 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,057 -Yeah, like people can be green or red. 112 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:11,019 -If she starts saying crazy stuff, I take back my support. 113 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,395 -It's called synesthesia. 114 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,814 Whenever I meet someone, I see them as a color. 115 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,650 Like Gurgs is a Green, and you two are Reds. 116 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:21,863 -Red? Seems, uh, not great. 117 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,824 No offense. -None listened. 118 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,453 -The colors don't mean anything. They're totally random. 119 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:32,082 Like, Gandhi is a Green, and Stalin is a Red. 120 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,921 -Gandhi and Stalin don't seem random! 121 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,758 -You know, I knew your father believed in all this hocus pocus, 122 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,843 but I was kind of hoping it skipped the generation. 123 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,470 -My dad was into magic tricks, 124 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,555 but he didn't believe in anything supernatural. 125 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,183 Debating it turned into a little hobby for us. 126 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,852 Some kids go with their parents to baseball games 127 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,688 and argue "Mets versus Yankees." 128 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,482 My dad and I would go to haunted houses and psychics 129 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,777 and argue "real versus grift." 130 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,196 We're actually stilldebating it. 131 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,198 -Still? 132 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,200 -Before he died, we made a deal. 133 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:10,787 If I could find a psychic who would repeat the secret phrase 134 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,247 that only my dad and I knew, 135 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:15,500 it would prove there really was more out there. 136 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,127 -Yeah, well, I got to say, I like the idea 137 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,087 of family arguments going into eternity. 138 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:23,133 What I would give to yell in Mom's face just one more time. 139 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,593 -So far, no psychic has gotten it right. 140 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,803 And, believe me, I've tried. 141 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,638 But Jovan is supposed to be the best. 142 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,306 And I think the Wheelers are my way in. 143 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,851 -Oh, the Wheelers are your way into only two things -- 144 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,646 a Ponzi scheme or a building that's about to collapse... 145 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,648 during a sheep orgy. 146 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,903 -Hey, has the judge done that thing where she tells you -- 147 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,072 -I'm a Green. Olivia's a Red. 148 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,910 -So I'm a Dan, a Stalin, and an Olivia? 149 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,079 -It doesn't mean anything. -Of course you'dsay that. 150 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,998 You're the good one. 151 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,250 -Maybe there issomething to it. 152 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,585 I'm a cursed Red! 153 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,253 And that's why I can't find an apartment 154 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,465 that I don't have to share with the cats who legally own it. 155 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,134 -How dare you joke about curses when you know 156 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,261 I was given one by an ex-boyfriend 157 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,764 who is also a practicing witch. 158 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,682 -Gurgs, we've been over this. You are not cursed. 159 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,060 -Then how do you explain that every time I'm in line, 160 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,519 it's the bad one? 161 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,646 Airport security. Grocery store. 162 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,440 Remember that log-flume explosion? 163 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,860 Two hours to make it to the front, then, boom, no flume. 164 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,572 -Any luck getting in touch with the Wheelers? 165 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,948 -Not really. 166 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,576 On their intake form, under "phone number," 167 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,788 they wrote "Big fire." 168 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,164 And their e-mail address is 169 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:39,000 Wheelers3@russian-scam.scam. 170 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,711 -Gotta figure out a way to smoke 'em out. 171 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,129 What if I get some glasses, 172 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,632 dust off my German accent, and post an ad as... 173 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,842 [German accent] Dr. Glossheimer, a grief therapist 174 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,887 for people who lost zheir fluffy white sheep? 175 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:53,932 -Good idea. Now... 176 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,309 try it withthe accent. 177 00:07:57,185 --> 00:08:00,730 -[German accent] Or you could just look over zair. 178 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,567 -Do you sell bird repellent? 179 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,320 When we left the courthouse, 180 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:12,200 we were descended upon by a vengeful murder of crows. 181 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,452 -They flew us several blocks 182 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,372 before we successfully broke free. 183 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:21,751 -I hope my robe doesn't make me look too much like a crow. 184 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,921 -Aah! -Oh, no! Not again! 185 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,052 -You found us guilty, 186 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,847 so I'm afraid we can't help you with Jovan [jo-van]. 187 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:37,976 -Like the crow, Bob is quite vengeful. 188 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,395 -Also like the crow, 189 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:44,024 I've got the problem-solving skills of a third grader. 190 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,735 -I really need to talk to her, 191 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,778 and I'm willing to do whatever it takes... 192 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,905 although I'd like to keep my organs. 193 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,992 -Any wiggle room on the kidneys? 194 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,162 -It's just that they're really in there. 195 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:01,541 -You could babysit our little Carol Ann for a few days 196 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,127 while we relocate our sheep. 197 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,088 -Sure. In high school, I was the most popular babysitter 198 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,506 in Skaneateles... 199 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,510 after that show-off St. Bernard who could dial 911! 200 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,721 -Carol Ann! Get in here! 201 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,727 -That is more baby than I'm used to sitting. 202 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,980 -So, did she say she'd give me a kidney? 203 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,150 -She ain't sick. She just likes playing with 'em. 204 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,821 -Ho! Your Honor. 205 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,908 How did you get to work? Did you roll here? 206 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,409 -It was kind of a rough day. 207 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,037 Babysitting in Manhattan is way different than upstate. 208 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,791 This entire city is one big, sharp object. 209 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,919 -What were you babysitting? A wolverine? 210 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,339 -Judge Stone, I know you said to stay in your chambers, 211 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,633 but I'm gonna head back to the subway track 212 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,886 and see if I can reach that nickel! 213 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,554 -Please not again! Just go sit in the gallery. 214 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,641 Here. Here's a twenty. That's like a thousand nickels! 215 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,685 -Paper money?! 216 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,937 I feel like a Kennedy! 217 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,108 -That's a Wheeler. 218 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,323 Why do you have one? 219 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,785 You need to get as far away from those people as possible! 220 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,995 -You say that about everyone. 221 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,748 -True, but even your father would say 222 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,835 that they are a magnet for disaster! 223 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,169 -Achoo! 224 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,760 -In most workplaces, when the ceiling falls down, 225 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,096 we'd leave, but here... 226 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,681 first up! 227 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,474 -Oh! We're sorry to interrupt, 228 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,436 but, um, we have to get married right now. 229 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,896 -She's my good-luck charm. I'm going up into space tomorrow, 230 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,398 so I need all the luck I can get. 231 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,568 -Aww. Don't you just wanna hug 'em?! 232 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,279 -[Southern accent] Carol Ann, you best be fixing to sit on those hands! 233 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,949 -You can use my rings. They've always brought me luck! 234 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,453 -Carol Ann, put the rings back on your feet... 235 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,413 your feet back in those shoes... 236 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,415 and pay them no never mind. 237 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,338 -Uh, She pronounces you man and wife. Good luck in space! Go! 238 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,257 -[Normal voice] Enjoy your honeymoon! 239 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,759 -Oh, just... 240 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,887 -Thirty-four... 241 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,348 thirty...five... 242 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,224 -Hey, Gurgs. Do you have a minute? 243 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,644 -I have exactly "one sock in change" amount of time. 244 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,438 -Now, I know everyone says the colors don't matter, 245 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,441 but I've asked around and haven't found one decent Red. 246 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:34,277 We've got the Crotch-Watcher and the Bathroom Cryer. 247 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,488 Not the one who actually cries, but the one who runs in 248 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,281 with the bell and shouts news. 249 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,075 -If it makes you feel any better, I remember 250 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,495 Abby saying that she's a Red, and she seems nice. 251 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,579 -[ Hisses ] 252 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,415 -I forgot about the hissing. 253 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,584 -Aw, dang! I lost count! 254 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,253 I'll just start over. 255 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,714 One...two... 256 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,466 -She's a Red, isn't she? -Big-time. 257 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,551 -Three...four... 258 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,764 -I'm going to assume that you're ringing out a jacket 259 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,974 for totally normal reasons. 260 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,559 -Carol Ann jumped into a fountain 261 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,229 because she thought it was "money soup." 262 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,106 There's got to be a better way to get Jovan. 263 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,067 -Or maybe she'llget you. 264 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,947 -Jovan is here? This is a crazy coincidence. 265 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,616 Unless forces that we can't understand 266 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,701 made this happen. 267 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,494 -I made it happen. 268 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,454 I did a favor for the Wheelers, and they helped you 269 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,791 jump the line with this... Fleetwood Mac B-side. 270 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,920 I just helped them find a sucker to buy their haunted brownstone. 271 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,964 -Guess who's a homeowner! 272 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:39,050 -You just made a terrible investment. 273 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,387 -[Hushed] Maybe she isgood. 274 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,019 -I want you to relax. 275 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:52,105 Free your mind and let the spirit in. 276 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,357 Focus on the silence and be at -- 277 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,900 -Achoo! 278 00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,572 I'm just allergic to whatever kind of nuts you two are. 279 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,242 -Are you sure you want him here for this? 280 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,536 -Oh, yeah. Pull at all the threads you want, Dan. 281 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:09,122 You're about to see Jovan push through the thin veil 282 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,082 that separates our world from the next. 283 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,792 -You know, it's not really a veil. 284 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:16,296 It's more like those things at the car wash that kind of go... 285 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,174 And then the spirit is more like 286 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,594 that inflatable guy outside the car wash that goes... 287 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,723 -See, Dan? She's putting this in earthly terms 288 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,058 that we can understand. 289 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,268 -You don't own a car! 290 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,395 Alright. If you're the real deal, tell me this. 291 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,439 Who's gonna win the Bulls-Knicks game tonight? 292 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:39,069 -The spirit tells me fortune favors the bovine! 293 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,030 -The Bulls. [Chuckles] They're down by 9 with 10 seconds left! 294 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,782 They couldn't win if they were playing 295 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,784 with three balls and a jetpack! 296 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,995 -Jovan, you've seen the future. Does he ever shut up? 297 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,749 -It's okay, Abby. I'm used to being dowb-ted. 298 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:57,087 That's right -- I pronounce the "B" in "doubt." 299 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:02,050 The silent letters speak "throog-uh" me. 300 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,303 -"Faskinating." 301 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,598 -I sense that you're searching -- 302 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,266 not for answers, 303 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,436 but for a message... from your father. 304 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,481 -Hear that, Dan? She knows about the secret message. 305 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,358 -He wants to tell you that you -- 306 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,778 -Heeey! I'm sorry to interrupt. 307 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,614 Just, uh, had a quick question for your spooky friend. 308 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,367 -Olivia, Jovan's a very busy psychic. 309 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,245 Oh, sorry. Uh... "Puh-sy-chick"? 310 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,330 Am I doing that right? -No. 311 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,125 -It'll only take a minute. 312 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,877 I just purchased a house that you certified haunted, 313 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,797 and I'm just wondering, like, how haunted is it? 314 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,173 Are we talking the walls bleed 315 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,883 or twin girls standing in the hallway? 316 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,928 'Cause I got no patience for kids. 317 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:50,140 -Not the time. So where were we? -She was just getting ready 318 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,101 to make up something about your father. 319 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,646 -Ah, yes. The message. It's becoming clearer! 320 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,231 -Oh! Good. Y'all are just hanging out. 321 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,774 I got a quick question for Jovan. 322 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,528 Is it Jo-vaun or Jo-van? Oh! No! That's not my question! 323 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,697 Undo! Undo! 324 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,073 -Gurgs, you're gonna have to wait. 325 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,742 -Waiting is exactly the problem. 326 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,745 I'm cursed, and I'm willing to try anything to get rid of it. 327 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,163 Uh, mugwort, mantras, molly. 328 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,956 I don't think that last one's gonna work, 329 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,459 but it'll make standing in line a lot more fun! 330 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,626 [ Chuckles ] 331 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,170 -I'm gonna close the doors. -[ Grunts ] 332 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,255 Make me a Green! -Cannot be done. 333 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,507 You're a Red. You're gonna die a Red. 334 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,384 -Alright. Everybody, just shut up! 335 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,345 W-We have to listen to what Jovan has to say! 336 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,513 -Thank you, Dan. Wait. Why? 337 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,099 -She was right! The Bulls came back and won! 338 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,809 Oh, she is the real deal. 339 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,520 Great mystic, I apologize for ever doubting you. 340 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,607 Please, please tell us the mysteries of the universe -- 341 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,860 specifically should I bet on the Lakers or the Warriors? 342 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,236 -Enough! 343 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,491 Abby, your father is here, 344 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,369 and he does have a message. 345 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,995 He wants you to know 346 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,998 that he is so very proud of you... 347 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,875 and that nothing makes him happier 348 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,586 than seeing you in his chair. 349 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,421 [ Inhales deeply ] 350 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,508 And now his presence has left us. 351 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,554 -I can't believe it. 352 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,306 I've been searching and searching, 353 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,642 and now I finally know. 354 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,937 You're completely full of [bleep]! 355 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,481 -What?! -That wasn't the message! 356 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,692 -Wait! I'm getting another message. 357 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,236 It's kind of fuzzy, but I think he wants us 358 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,613 to say it at the same time. 359 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,740 -Beat it, phony! -Beat it, Froggy! 360 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,786 I'm also getting a message from your mother. 361 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,287 -She's still alive! 362 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,332 -Well, she just wants her casserole dish back! 363 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,591 -[ Knocking ] -You here to gloat? 364 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:52,429 -Well, you do know how I like being right... 365 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,640 but this is one time I was hoping I was wrong. 366 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,726 -That makes two of us. -Hm. 367 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,894 You know, Jovan may have been a fraud, 368 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:04,190 but all this talk about Harry over the last few days 369 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,068 made it feel like he was here. 370 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,362 I like that. 371 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,823 -I really felt that, too. 372 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,368 Truth is, I -- I know I don't need a psychic 373 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,204 to feel close to him. 374 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,540 I see him in everything. 375 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,418 Whenever I watch an old noir movie 376 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,338 or listen to Mel Tormé... 377 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,298 bang that gavel... 378 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,718 ...he's right there. 379 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,638 But, still, I -- I can't help wanting more time. 380 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,809 I thought if a psychic could give me 381 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,688 one more tick of the clock, just one more second... 382 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,775 ...I wanted it. 383 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,197 Maybe that's just not gonna happen. 384 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,407 -Well, you know, I-I don't know. 385 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,576 Seen some pretty crazy stuff just in this courthouse. 386 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,621 You know, once, a ventriloquist dummy 387 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,415 killed itself by jumping out that window. 388 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,461 So who knows -- maybe somebody out there 389 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,962 knows your little code. 390 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,216 So...what the hell? Keep searching. 391 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,425 I mean, just go grab 392 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,928 every Ouija-wielding whack job in town 393 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,597 until you find it. 394 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,099 -You don't think that's crazy? 395 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,767 -Oh, no. It's certifiably insane. 396 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,769 -[ Both laugh ] -But you know what? 397 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,355 Sometimes you've got to bet against the house 398 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,400 even when you know the game is rigged. 399 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,779 -Where did -- Where did you hear that? 400 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,781 -I don't know. I think it's the first time 401 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,909 I've ever put that combination of words together. 402 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,162 -That was the message. 403 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,664 -What?! 404 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,002 What, are you saying that I'm Harry's vessel?! 405 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,505 Fine. Fine. I'm a vessel. 406 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,677 I mean, you know him. Always has to have the last word. 407 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,389 [ Both chuckle ] 408 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,434 [ Dan sighs ] 409 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,310 -Thank you for the extra time, Dan. 410 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,937 -Hm. 411 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,856 [ Dan sighs ] 412 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,149 Hm... 413 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,110 Just -- Ugh. Alright. Fine, fine, fine, fine. 414 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,989 [ Dan sniffles ] 415 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,745 -Raven, thank you so much for coming. 416 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,664 I really need you to lift this curse. 417 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,541 -I thought we were getting back together. 418 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,501 Well, I'm sorry, but I'm saving up all my magic 419 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,837 to dunk a basketball. 420 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,715 Let's go, Darryl! 421 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,928 -Gurgs, I may not be able to change the fact that I'm a Red, 422 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,598 but I can change what it means to bea Red. 423 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:44,351 Hold this onion. -Why am I holding this onion? 424 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,978 -Because I figured out how to get rid of your curse. 425 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,605 Close your eyes. 426 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,899 Boop! 427 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,860 The curse is in the onion now. 428 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,237 -Hmm. Only one way to find out. 429 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,199 [ Gasps ] My wait time is zero minutes. 430 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,952 Hello? Uh, uh, will you finally install my cable? 431 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:07,874 Oh! You're at my house right now! Ha! I gotta go! 432 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,835 -Here's the mailbox key, Miss Moore. 433 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,212 -Ah. 434 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,506 This'll pair nicely with the hammer I have to use 435 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,591 to flush the toilet. 436 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,052 -FYI, one sheep is missin', 437 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:23,056 so there's a good chance Cody's still stuck in the wall. 438 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,393 -Ha! Another 3-pointer for the Knicks, 439 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,062 just as the spirits foretold! 440 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,855 -[ Sighs ] So, what, you're psychic now? 441 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,233 -Oh, oh, you know, labels are so gauche. 442 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,027 I prefer "god amongst men"... 443 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,196 who's gonna make a killing on the Knicks, 444 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,864 and nothingcan stop me! 445 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,534 -Groovy. We bet on the Knicks, too. 446 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,537 -No! 447 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,372 -You know that onion's cursed, right? 448 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,165 -A free onion's a free onion. 449 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,669 -If you bet on the Knicks, that means... 450 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:56,423 -Unbelievable! A sheep is loose on the court! 451 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,175 -It looks like the Knicks may have to forfeit! 452 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,469 -Oh! There's Cody! 453 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,180 [ Tablet clatters ] 454 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,183 -Why are you even here? 455 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,768 -The missus and I are finally 456 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,604 taking our honeymoon on Hart Island. 457 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:14,858 That's where the city buries its unclaimed dead. 458 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,570 -They're dropping me off with my sitter. 459 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,030 -[Echoing] Check it out! 460 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,490 I found a way to safely be around the Wheelers. 461 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,203 See? I'm okay. 462 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,042 It's funny!