1 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:08,675 ("Come on Little Bird" by Brice Davoli and Valerie Deniz playing) 2 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,848 (music stops abruptly) 3 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:16,933 (ambient street noise) 4 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,977 (truck beeping) 5 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,365 Charlotte: Okay, so, what did he say? 6 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:34,868 That he was coming to town for a meeting 7 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:37,787 and... asked me to go to dinner Thursday. 8 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,539 Oh, my God, oh, my God! 9 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:42,375 Thursday?! It's Valentine's Day! 10 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:45,795 He asked you to dinner on Valentine's Day! 11 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,173 No, he probably doesn't even know it's Valentine's Day. 12 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,717 Well, if he doesn't know that it's Valentine's Day, 13 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,344 then he's not in a relationship. 14 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,013 Uh, I-I don't think Carrie wants to hear the inner machinations-- 15 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,682 Well, wait, wait, wait. N-n-n-n-not so fast. 16 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,685 -How so? -Charlotte: A girlfriend would be letting him know. 17 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:03,688 So, the way I see it, either "A," he knows 18 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,483 and he has asked you to dinner on Valentine's Day, 19 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,193 or "B," he doesn't know, 20 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,195 and he doesn't have a girlfriend. 21 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,696 I think he doesn't know. 22 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,698 And therefore, doesn't have a girlfriend? 23 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,369 Possibly. I mean, why else would he be asking me to dinner? 24 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,496 And full disclosure... 25 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:22,039 yeah, I knew it was Valentine's Day 26 00:01:22,039 --> 00:01:24,876 when I wrote... back "yes" to his email. 27 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,878 So, what about you? 28 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,005 What are your plans for Valentine's Day? 29 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,842 -Any new ladies on the horizon? -No. 30 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,220 And why do you assume only ladies on the horizon? 31 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,389 Should we not be assuming only ladies? 32 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,390 Miranda: Honestly, I have no idea. 33 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,227 It was Che that I was drawn to, and they're non-binary. 34 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,853 It's not like I was married to Steve 35 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:47,565 and fantasizing about Brady's friend Drew's hot mom. 36 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,776 But ya pulled that name up pretty quickly. 37 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,237 Well, she's clearly hot. Everyone knows that. 38 00:01:52,277 --> 00:01:55,573 -Is she single? -You don't even know if she's gay. 39 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,616 You don't even know if you're gay. 40 00:01:57,658 --> 00:02:00,954 And as your very good friend for over 25 years, 41 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,914 I just think you should figure it out, 42 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,541 so that you can find love again. 43 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,334 You're like Cupid on steroids. 44 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,586 So, we were thinking on Thursday, 45 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:11,423 we could get together for a few cocktails. 46 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,383 Yeah, we haven't had a night out, 47 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,385 just the three of us, in forever. 48 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,803 Doesn't that sound fun? 49 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,763 Actually, it sounds more like my married girlfriends 50 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,099 are worried I'm alone on my first Valentine's Day 51 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,892 since my Andre breakup. 52 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,061 -I'll pay for the drinks. -Nya: I'm fine. 53 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,564 I have the perfect evening planned. 54 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:32,317 I'm gonna stay at home and make myself a chocolate souffle. 55 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,404 I'm having a "me-vening." 56 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,949 -A "me-vening"? -F-Fine. We'll come to Brooklyn. 57 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:41,494 -No! You're stuck with your husbands. -Fuck. 58 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,413 So, we don't think we should have to wear 59 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:44,831 these uniforms in winter. 60 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,458 You don't think the waitresses at Hooters 61 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,168 wear puffy coats, do ya? 62 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,253 Good meeting. Back to the bread. 63 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,297 (phone ringing) 64 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,968 Hotfellas Bakery. Yes, this is he. 65 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,637 She did? She did?! 66 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,974 She does?! 67 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,852 Yes, we can talk details on a follow-up call. 68 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,145 Thank you! 69 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,775 Drew Barrymore loved the bread basket I sent over 70 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,193 and she thinks it would be fun to have me 71 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,944 and a Hotfella on for Valentine's Day! 72 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,654 Which one of you delivered the basket? 73 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:17,655 Me. 74 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,950 Uh, that better be insulin. 75 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,453 It's H.G.H. My calves are under-performing. 76 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,329 I mean, look at these guys. 77 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,831 Nope. Uh-uh. 78 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,375 This isn't the Moscow Olympics. 79 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,960 I run a clean business. Hang up your onesie and go. 80 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,420 (Thom laughs) 81 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,173 -You serious? -It's a morning show. 82 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:38,301 Orange juice and juice-heads do not go together. 83 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,178 Hey, just to be clear... 84 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,138 no one doing human growth hormone 85 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,683 can be a Hotfella. 86 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,768 -Fuck it then. Yeah. -Okay. 87 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,728 -Hotfella: I'm goin' to the gym. -I-- 88 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,398 Leave the uniforms! 89 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,858 -(gasps) -(indistinct chatter) 90 00:03:55,192 --> 00:03:58,822 (students screaming, cheering) 91 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:03,076 -Rock is really somethin' of a celebrity, huh? -I know, it's crazy! 92 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,245 I mean, just the one Ralph Lauren campaign 93 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,746 and already we have interest 94 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,082 from all three top modeling agencies. 95 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:13,712 And the Instagram I made for them already has 3,000 followers. 96 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:17,882 It took me a year to get half that many for Richard Burton. 97 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:21,052 (gasps) Have you seen Mr. Burton's latest 98 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,054 "countdown to V-Day" post? 99 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:26,558 -No, sorry. I'm behind. -Oh! That's okay, no worries. 100 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,809 I can show it to you. 101 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,562 (squeals) Look! 102 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,397 Look. 103 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,400 Lisa: Aw. Aw! Aw. 104 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,781 -Can the girl not stand up on her own? -Who? 105 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,408 Herbert Jr.'s girlfriend, Baxter. 106 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,994 -She's always hangin' all over him. -Charlotte: Oh. 107 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,371 (Lisa gasps) 108 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:51,916 Oh, hell no. It's a schoolyard, and it's 3:30! 109 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:52,751 Uh-oh. 110 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,919 Lisa: Hi! 111 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,755 Mom, I didn't know you were still here. 112 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,090 Oh, I'm here. And so are all these other people. 113 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,925 As well as the scouts from Harvard. 114 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,137 -We're all here. -Hi, Mrs. Wexley. I love your purse. 115 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,431 Thank you, Baxter. I love it, too. 116 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,267 Because it has a strap, and my hand is free 117 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,062 to not hold it all the time in public. 118 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,730 Gabrielle: Mommy! 119 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,942 Hi, baby. Seriously... it's 3:30. 120 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,947 (mellow music playing) 121 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,618 (phone buzzing) 122 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,962 Che: Oh, that was so good. 123 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,673 Ooh. 124 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,842 -Uh... -Hey, I have a question to ask you, 125 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,303 but I didn't wanna put us off our cheeseburgers. 126 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,598 -Ooh, what is it? -Is Miranda ghosting me? 127 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:53,186 -Define "ghosting." -O-kay. That's a big yes. 128 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,772 Bummer. I thought we ended pretty well. 129 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,315 Well, she didn't say anything, 130 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,651 but that is kind of her M.O. 131 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:00,819 -Mm. -You know, with her exes. 132 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,320 You know, if things don't-- 133 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,655 Something doesn't work out for her, 134 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,950 she gets very, um, introspective-- 135 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,785 Carrie, I really appreciate the info, 136 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,204 but I don't need to hear a Ted Talk on Miranda. 137 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,665 Okay, good, 'cause I really don't wanna give one. 138 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,834 (chuckles) No, I was just-- I was asking 139 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,044 because she left a box of her shit at my apartment. 140 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:22,173 -Oh. -And I need to clear it out, uh, to Airbnb it, so. 141 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,509 -Wait, you're, you're Airbnb-ing? -(Che sighs) 142 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,178 Yeah, I have to. No real cash comin' in. 143 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,014 -(screams) Oh! -Oh! 144 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,391 -(Che laughs) -Oh, my God. I thought it was a rat. 145 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,977 Hey! Hey, buddy. 146 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,061 Come here. Come here. 147 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,980 -Come on. -Che, Che, Che, Che. 148 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,899 Che, che, you can't go around just touching random animals. 149 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,693 Yeah, it's okay. I used to do this. 150 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,986 -Used to do what? -Hey. 151 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:46,698 Judy: There you go, Mr. Sprinkles. 152 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,075 Hey... there she is. 153 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,996 Uh, I thought I told your ass not to bring me any more charity cases. 154 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,331 But this one is so cute! 155 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,334 I mean, look at her cute, little paws! 156 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,419 You got some of your Hollywood money to patch up what's wrong 157 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,047 -with little miss cutie paws? -Hollywood broke up with me, Judy. 158 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,715 -I think you'll survive. -Oh! 159 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,675 I was talkin' to the dog, not you. 160 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,927 -Oh. -Let me have a look. 161 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,389 -I found her three blocks from here. -Mm. 162 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,350 You picked the wrong one, sweetie. 163 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,935 Next time, you need to limp your pathetic ass 164 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,395 through a better neighborhood. 165 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,774 "Awoof. Why couldn't a rich white lady pick me up?" 166 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:25,236 -(Judy/Che howling) -"Instead of some busted, broke-ass stand-up comic. 167 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,238 -Awooo." -(Judy laughing) 168 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,699 -Aww. Mm. -Oh, thank you. 169 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,577 -You're the best. -Ah. Shut up before I change my mind. 170 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:36,748 -(Che chuckles) -Hey... if you're really broke, 171 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,582 I never cleaned out your locker. 172 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,543 -(Che gasps) -Not 'cause I'm sentimental, 173 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,129 -'cause I'm lazy. -Full-time? With benefits? 174 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:46,883 Full-time, uh, plus whatever it costs to patch up this damn dog. 175 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,427 -(Che chuckles) -Dr. Fisher and I could use some extra hands. 176 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,971 -Hm. -And I can always use a laugh. 177 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,598 Know anyone who's funny? 178 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,685 -No. -(both laughing) 179 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:03,817 Oh, my God! Look at this place! 180 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,736 February also happens to be Black History Month, 181 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,614 but all we ever get are two shelves and a table. 182 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,243 And there is it. Two shelves... and the table. 183 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,869 -(Nya chuckles) -Yep. 184 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,124 -Oh, my God. -Am I a lesbian? 185 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,460 Uh, wh-- Is that a new children's book? 186 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,421 -Seriously. -(Nya laughs) 187 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:28,341 I don't even know what LGBTQIA dating sites to go on. 188 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:31,136 It's like a cruise ship buffet of choices. 189 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,679 Uh, lesbian, bisexual, 190 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,765 cis couples seeking bisexuals. 191 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,643 The only two categories I can comfortably rule out 192 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:42,313 are Black People Meet and GayDaddy.com. 193 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,315 (Nya chuckles) 194 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,693 Well, as I tell my students, uh, 195 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,029 -when they are doing their papers-- -Yeah. 196 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,156 Explore the topic, 197 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,200 do the research, cite the examples. 198 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,496 -I only have one example. -Okay, well, then you're gettin' an F. 199 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,873 You're right. 200 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,666 I'm like one of those floundering students 201 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,668 that doesn't even know what major to declare. 202 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,378 Yeah, well, I know what I'm looking for. 203 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,006 And that's a souffle cookbook that doesn't intimidate. 204 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,008 -I'll be right back. -(chuckles) Okay. 205 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,303 Author: "He came towards her in an agitated manner... 206 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,764 "and thus... began. 207 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,184 "In vain have I struggled. 208 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,354 "It will not do. 209 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,690 "My feelings will not be repressed. 210 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:29,402 “You must allow me to tell you how ardently 211 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,864 "I admire and love you. 212 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,912 "Elizabeth's astonishment was beyond expression. 213 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:43,958 She stared, colored, doubted, and was silent." 214 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:50,173 Oh, um, excuse me, Amelia. 215 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,883 I love the way you read. 216 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,552 I listened to the entire Jane Austen audiobook series 217 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,012 that you recorded, 218 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,389 and I was, uh, 219 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,724 listening to you read just now inside. 220 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,226 Yes, I noticed you. 221 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,229 -You, you noticed me? -Right away. 222 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,399 There's something so alluring about a beautiful woman... 223 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,068 not wearing a hat from the Regency period. 224 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,861 I'm a total "Austen-head," 225 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:15,073 but not to that hat-frenzy level. 226 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:19,744 Anyway, I, um... I-I used to run listening to her, 227 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,247 uh, listening to you, reading her. 228 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,875 You ran to period prose instead of say, Bruno Mars? 229 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:30,922 The miles just flew by, and, and when I needed to push, 230 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,257 you really got me going. 231 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:37,095 I got ya going? I like the sound of that. 232 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,847 -(Miranda chuckles) -So, you know my name. 233 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,182 What's yours? 234 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:44,436 -I'm Miranda. -Miranda. 235 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,271 Prospero's daughter in "The Tempest." 236 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,441 Yes, but in Brooklyn, in the cold. (chuckles) 237 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,277 (soft piano music playing) 238 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,987 I don't know if what I'm gonna say is appropriate, 239 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,448 so forgive me if it's not, but... 240 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,158 Miranda... 241 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,578 you've really got me going as well. 242 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,204 It's appropriate. 243 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,667 So, I asked her out for Thursday night, 244 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,961 but with that voice, I almost jumped her 245 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,005 right then and there in front of the bookstore. 246 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,799 -It is on! -Carrie (on phone): "It's on"? 247 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,011 Maybe, um, maybe you should check the manual 248 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:21,681 and make sure that that's a lesbian-approved phrase. 249 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,267 Miranda (on phone): Ya know, I've always been sort of 250 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,644 turned on by those Jane Austen audiobooks, 251 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,271 and I thought it was the words, 252 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,148 but maybe it was really Amelia Carsey. 253 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,151 No, seriously, her name's Carsey? 254 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,987 Is Ms. Carsey your Mr. Darcy? 255 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,491 (laughs) God, I hope not! 256 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,201 I don't want years of torment, 257 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,995 I just want one night of great sex. 258 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,873 So, you have Great Sexpectations? 259 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,001 -(Miranda chuckles) -I know that's Dickens, but I can't pun 260 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,211 "Mansfield Park." 261 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,798 Carrie, I was like a whole new me. 262 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:58,343 I saw her, I wanted her, I went for it. 263 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,844 And I got her! 264 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,514 So, now I know. 265 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,350 Strong, sexy, women are my thing. 266 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,726 I'm done with Dickens. 267 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:11,189 Look at us! We both have hot dates for Valentine's Day! 268 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,234 And we are 56 years old! 269 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,737 Wow. Lesbian Miranda's a lot. 270 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,617 (footsteps approaching) 271 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,412 You're asleep? 272 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,372 Well, not anymore. 273 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,165 Honey, it's 4:30! 274 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,667 Don't nap-shame me. 275 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,211 I just needed to close my eyes for a few minutes. 276 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:37,382 Okay, well, please go on OpenTable right now 277 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,884 and find us a place to have dinner on Valentine's Day. 278 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,886 Ugh, that's the worst night of the year. 279 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,722 What a lovely sentiment. 280 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,390 You know what I mean. 281 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,268 They gouge you with those Valentine's night prices. 282 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,562 Two years ago, we dropped 500 bucks 283 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,771 on a steak, wine, and mousse, 284 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,106 and we vowed "never again." 285 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,359 Well, Lily is having an "F the boys" dinner party, 286 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,571 and told me that we can't be here, so start looking. 287 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,365 Sounds like an "F the parents" dinner party to me. 288 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,783 Blake broke up with her 289 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,202 -two weeks before Valentine's Day. -Mm-hmm. 290 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,247 So if she wants to have an "F the boys" 291 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,083 girls night with the cool girls from school, 292 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,710 then I'm like, "F us." 293 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,253 Since when do you care so much about her 294 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,880 and the cool girls from school? 295 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,883 Since those mean seniors made fun of her original music. 296 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,926 Oh, I saw that one comin'. 297 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,470 A song called "The Power of Privilege" 298 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,764 practically has a "kick me" sign on its back. 299 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,265 (Charlotte sighs) 300 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,060 -Every place is booked. -(Charlotte sighs) 301 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,269 Oop, oop, oop. Wait, wait, wait. 302 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,730 I see a 5:30 at Gotham downtown. 303 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,398 Oh, no, that's too early. 304 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,734 I've gotta take Rock on all those agency meetings. 305 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:41,071 -Keep looking. -I think we should take that 5:30. 306 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,781 Every place is gonna be the same. 307 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,783 (exhales) Okay, I'll make it work. 308 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:49,245 -(Lisa typing) -Well... I... just got us 309 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,749 a table at Monkey Bar on Thursday night. 310 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,833 No! 311 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,126 -Yes. -They're totally booked. 312 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,128 How much money did you have to throw around? 313 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,964 Let's just say that Henry is no longer goin' to college, 314 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,802 -a-and neither is Gabby. -(both laughing) 315 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,470 Mom and Dad, good news. 316 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,806 Whatever it is, we got no cash. 317 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,474 No, but listen, all right? 318 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,184 Baxter's mom and dad got us a suite 319 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,312 at the Mandarin Oriental for Valentine's Day. 320 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,314 -No, they didn't. -Yeah, Mom, they did. 321 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,816 Here, let me show you the text Baxter sent. 322 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,025 No, I don't think you understand. 323 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,027 I said, "No, they did not," 324 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,488 because you are not going. 325 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,948 We can't even talk about it? 326 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,200 We just did. That's not happenin'. 327 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,497 -You embarrassed me at school, Mom. -No... 328 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,124 -you embarrassed yourself. -No, Dad, 329 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,876 she totally called me out in front of Baxter and, like, everyone. 330 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,171 Your son's girlfriend practically had her hand 331 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,882 -down his pants in public! -(Herbert Jr. scoffs) 332 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,342 Is it too late for me not to be here? 333 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,011 No, her hand was on my belt, Mom. 334 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,721 -Why are you so uptight? -Hey. 335 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,181 I mean, seriously, why can't we go to the Mandarin? 336 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,183 I mean, now we have nowhere to hang for Valentine's Day! 337 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,393 Why don't you hang here? 338 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,228 You'll have the place to yourselves. 339 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,521 Your mother and I are goin' to dinner 340 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,648 and your brother and sister have sleepovers. 341 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,858 Fine. 342 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,528 No, call him back. 343 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,863 Because you forgot to tell him that it was 344 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,990 okay to fuck in our bed. 345 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,992 'Cause that's happening. 346 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,577 This girl has no boundaries. 347 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,871 They are not gonna have sex in our bed. 348 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,373 His? Definitely. But not ours. 349 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,376 And this is not about me being uptight about him having sex. 350 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,545 I was totally fine with his last girlfriend. 351 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,672 It's just this one. 352 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,050 She acts like he's her property or something. 353 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,553 Well, he is not her property and he's not your property. 354 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,388 Right? 355 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,229 Okay, well, I'm gonna take that as a "yes." 356 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,941 (sighs) 357 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,234 Anthony (on phone): Drew Barrymore is tomorrow 358 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,402 and I don't have a Hotfella. 359 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,779 Wait, I'm confused. 360 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,073 Don't you have Hotfellas that didn't walk out? 361 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,076 Yeah, but they're all porn-star hot, not morning-mom hot. 362 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,203 What is morning-mom hot? 363 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,662 Anthony: Look, the show's audience 364 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,706 is moms folding laundry at home. 365 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,083 They need romance, fantasy. 366 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,251 It's more "kiss me" than "fist me." 367 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,962 Anthony, I am in a card store! 368 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,381 Anthony: I can't go on the show alone. 369 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,757 They want a Hotfella 370 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,634 wearing the Hotfellas uniform. 371 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,761 I am so screwed. 372 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,472 (whispers) Maybe not. 373 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,894 -(camera clicks) -(sends message) 374 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:21,940 I just sent you a picture of someone here who might be able to do it. 375 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,110 Anthony: What? You found Romeo in a card store? 376 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,112 (message whooshes) 377 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,156 You found fuckin' Romeo in a card store! 378 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,618 Oh, my God! He's gorgeous! Char, Char! 379 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,913 You have to make this happen. Tell him I'll pay anything. 380 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,958 Listen, I don't think we're gonna have to go that far 381 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,129 because he is selling poems in a card store for a dollar. 382 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,214 Anthony: For a sweet woman, you're rough sometimes. 383 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,341 Good luck. Call me back. 384 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,010 Charlotte: Okay. 385 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,679 (Charlotte breathes deeply) 386 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,100 Buongiorno. Would you like a love poem? 387 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,269 Oh, is that a real Italian accent? 388 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,479 (chuckles) Yes. Why would it not be real? 389 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,190 Oh, I-I just thought that you were an actor 390 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,151 just doing an accent for the job. 391 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,486 No, I'm not an actor. I'm a poet. 392 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,531 So, a dollar a poem? 393 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,701 What if I pay you $300, 394 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,328 but you don't have to write 300 poems. 395 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,664 I would want you to do something else for that money. 396 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,336 -(Giuseppe sighs) -Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Nothing like that. 397 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,378 Nothing like that. No, no. I'm married with kids. 398 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,131 So, was the woman who wanted to buy me 399 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,425 a cashmere sweater this morning. 400 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,803 -Charlotte (on phone): When are you gonna be on? -Anthony: Next. 401 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,055 I'm so excited, too. 402 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,806 The stage manager lady just came over and said 403 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,350 we'd be on the next segment. 404 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,060 Giuseppe’s puttin' on the uniform now. 405 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,519 He is perfect for Drew. 406 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,397 He's sweet, sexy, nothing in your face. 407 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,946 It's okay? 408 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,200 Charlotte: Anthony? Anthony, are you there? 409 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,243 Yeah... it's okay. 410 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,661 (audience applause) 411 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,872 Alright, and we're back, ladies and gentlemen, 412 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,376 with Anthony Marantino of Hotfellas Bakery 413 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,543 right here in New York City. 414 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,254 Now, your bread is so delicious, 415 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,382 but where did you come up with the fun name? 416 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,051 Well, Drew, who doesn't love a Hotfella delivering hot bread? 417 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,511 -(audience laughs) -Drew: Uh, no one. 418 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,721 And, actually, Anthony, um, brought 419 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,557 one of his Hotfella delivery men here, right? 420 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,934 -We've got Giuseppe? -Yes, we do. 421 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,394 Well, should we invite him out? 422 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,895 (audience applauds) 423 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,231 Drew: Without further ado, please welcome Hotfella 424 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,899 Giuseppe! 425 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,902 (applause, cheering) 426 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,071 (audience murmuring) 427 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:36,408 Oh, my God. That is a big basket. 428 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,951 Anthony: It has all my bread selections. 429 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,078 -Drew: Big basket. -Anthony: Big basket! 430 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,415 -Giuseppe. (chuckles) -Anthony: He's adorable, isn't he? 431 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,708 (stammering) 432 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:48,586 And, uh, uh, much like our audience, 433 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,757 uh, who started with a, a sourdough, uh, 434 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,593 -starter in the pandemic, so did you. -Yes, I did, 435 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,761 but it got outta that Tupperware 436 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,096 and it just kept on growing. 437 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,473 Well, how big do you think it's gonna get? 438 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,100 Honestly, I don't know. 439 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,810 I'm surprised it's this big. 440 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,603 I think it's gonna be huge. 441 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:11,234 We're a hit! Hotfellas' Instagram is blowing up! 442 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,903 "Hot," "Hot," "Hawt." (chuckles) 443 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,572 "Is he gluten-free?" 444 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,950 -That's cute. -Here is your uniform. Ciao. 445 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,578 Wait... what do you mean "ciao"? 446 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,997 I just got your Venmo, so, ciao. 447 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,750 In the last hour, I got 100 bread orders, 448 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,960 and they're all expecting someone "hot, hot, hawt" 449 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,004 -to deliver them. -It's New York. 450 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,089 There are plenty of hot, hot, hawt guys. 451 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,759 Not like you. I'll pay you whatever you want. 452 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,595 I'm not a prostitute. I'm a poet. 453 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,514 -And I'm a convict! In jail for false advertising. -(Giuseppe sighs) 454 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,642 Giuseppe... please. For a week. 455 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,144 Just until I get on the other side 456 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,812 of this Valentine's Day bump. 457 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,439 Then you can go poet your ass off. 458 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,607 Roses are red, violets are blue, 459 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,317 if you don't say yes, I'll kill myself. 460 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,527 -That doesn't even rhyme. -Well... 461 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,363 you're the poet. 462 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,823 -One week. -Thank you. 463 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,700 Ross Mathews: Is he here? Is he still here? 464 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,996 Ah, man, I'm too late. He already changed. 465 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,664 Ah, oh well. 466 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,669 Oh, hey, Uh, ya know, I'm not really eating carbs, but I liked your bread. 467 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,920 -Thank you. -Ross: Yeah. 468 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,674 You know, it's also good in a wool pant. (chuckles) 469 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:18,885 I've been, like, you know, floating around, 470 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,637 so looking forward to this dinner, 471 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,889 and then the minute he sent the time and the place, 472 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,683 suddenly, I'm very nervous. 473 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,893 -Well, I'm glad you called. -(Carrie sighs deeply) 474 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,187 An emergency massage is precisely what my drawer 475 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,648 full of spa gifts are made for. 476 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,817 I don't know. What if he's different? What if I'm different? 477 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,485 I've had, like, a whole life, you know? 478 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,321 What if it's just-- it's too much time? 479 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,699 We haven't laid eyes on each other in 13 years. 480 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,703 -Thirteen years. -No worries there. You look amazing. 481 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,995 -Mm. -The big question is, 482 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,872 how do you think he's going to look? 483 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,082 -Mm. -Case in point, 484 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,709 when I dated this man many years ago, 485 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,544 he was a total John Kennedy. 486 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,963 -Hm. -Bumped into him recently, late-stage Ted. 487 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,841 Hello, welcome. How can I help you? 488 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,718 I made an appointment for massages. 489 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,262 Seema Patel, 2:30. 490 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,556 Wonderful. One couple's massage. 491 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,599 Oh, no, sorry. We're not a couple. 492 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:10,061 Oh, uh, sorry. It, it says "two." 493 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,356 Yes. Two people. Separate massages. 494 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,566 There's been a misunderstanding. 495 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,860 We're only doing couples massages today 496 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,070 -because of the holiday. -What holiday? 497 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,031 -Valentine's Day. -And I repeat: what holiday? 498 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,282 Last I looked, it was Thursday. 499 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,743 Banks are open, mail's being delivered. 500 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,911 Well, it's just... something nice we do 501 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,122 on this day to celebrate couples. 502 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,916 Why? Mm, aren't they celebrated enough? 503 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,085 -Seema, I don't need a massage. -You do. 504 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,046 -She does. -I have a solution. 505 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,380 Can you pretend to be a couple? 506 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,090 I can't. I'm too busy pretending 507 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,216 not to be outraged. 508 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,926 It's just-- We are fully booked. 509 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:42,969 How can you be fully booked? 510 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,596 I just called, and made a reservation. 511 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,056 Yes, for two. 512 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,391 And all of our massage spaces today 513 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,477 are booked for two tables. 514 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,896 So, where on this very expensive gift card 515 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,815 does it list the blackout dates for fake holidays? 516 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,944 It's just our policy... for today. 517 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,280 Understood. So, do you have a date 518 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,449 set aside where you ban couples? 519 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,493 No, because single people have rights, too. 520 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,621 Seema, h-honestly, let's just, let's just go grab a glass of wine. 521 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,581 I'm al-- I'm already too tense. 522 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:16,336 I really can't handle a February 14th spa insurrection. 523 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,879 I'm taking this to Yelp. 524 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:20,256 -Let's go. -Okay. 525 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,299 Carrie: Sorry. 526 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,176 Have a seat. 527 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:28,807 ("1234 Hello" playing on speakers) 528 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,268 It is 1:40. Our appointment was for one o'clock. 529 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,313 -This is disrespectful. -They'll get to us. 530 00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,316 But when? I took you out of science lab for this. 531 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,693 I mean, who do they think they are? 532 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,152 We're not even in Manhattan. 533 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:43,154 Yeah, this is the cool agency. 534 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,491 Well, it is not cool to keep us waiting over half an hour. 535 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,160 -I'm gonna say something. -You already did. 536 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,996 ♪ ♪ 537 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:55,959 Hi again. We need to be seen now. 538 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,587 Um... they are before you. 539 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:04,050 Well, are they on charging stations all over the city? 540 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,845 Are they in a Ralph Lauren campaign? 541 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:07,762 Mom! 542 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,725 We cannot wait any longer. 543 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,352 Rock has other appointments today 544 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:18,356 at IMG and Elite in Manhattan. 545 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,031 We're gonna go. Come on! Come! 546 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,908 Well, I really like the women at Elite, too, 547 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:32,245 but since both big agencies want us, 548 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,164 we just have a decision to make. 549 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:37,375 -I made a decision. -Oh, really? Which one, Elite or IMG? 550 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,419 Neither. I don't wanna do this anymore. 551 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,879 Wait, what?! 552 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,257 It's not fun, and you were kinda gross today. 553 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,009 Real "Dance Mom" vibes. 554 00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:47,844 I think I was hypoglycemic. 555 00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:50,430 You said I could stop modeling if I wanted to stop. 556 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:51,723 I wanna stop. 557 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,767 But what about all the time and the effort 558 00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,018 that we put into it? 559 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,562 And what about your 3,000 Instagram followers? 560 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,689 I have nothing to do with that. 561 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:00,607 You do. 562 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:01,900 And now you can devote more time 563 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,610 with your other client. 564 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,819 What other client? 565 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,072 That one. 566 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:11,034 ("Anti-Hero" by Taylor Swift playing on speakers) 567 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:14,079 -♪ Hi, I'm the problem, it's me ♪ -(singing along) 568 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:17,248 Lily! That music is a little loud! 569 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:21,211 Mom! Go! You're ruining the mood. 570 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,713 -I just got home. -You said you wouldn't be here. 571 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:27,217 Fine, fine. But look, I got you girls a Valentine's Day cake. 572 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:28,885 We don't need it. Kara made brownies, 573 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,595 and there's way too many as it is. 574 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,263 Now, please go! 575 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:40,313 -♪ Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby ♪ -Mom! Go! 576 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:42,607 Harry, we've gotta go! 577 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,318 Charlotte: And the more I think about them, 578 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,070 the madder I get. 579 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,740 I didn't even take time for lunch today 580 00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:53,660 because I was so busy running around to all of Rock's appointments, 581 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:57,080 and getting that surprise special cake for Lily, 582 00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,290 which then she basically spat on 583 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,668 before she kicked me out of my own home. 584 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,587 It's 5:45. How can seating be backed up already? 585 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:07,966 And you don't wanna be a model, fine! 586 00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,760 Just do me a favor and tell me 587 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,804 before I make the effort of getting you 588 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:15,682 a blue checkmark on fucking Instagram! 589 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,475 Honey, you gotta calm down. 590 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,686 Gonna give yourself a heart attack. 591 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,981 Harry... Harry. 592 00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:24,607 I feel like something's really wrong. 593 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:25,984 You mean besides the fact that the hostess 594 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,360 won't make eye contact with me? 595 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:28,361 Okay, we'll text you. 596 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,821 Maybe I'm having low blood sugar, 597 00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:31,865 but I suddenly feel really weird. 598 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,450 Weird, weird how? 599 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:36,703 Like, tingling in my face, and-- Whoa. 600 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:42,042 -I can feel my blood. -What, what? 601 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,960 What do you mean you can feel your blood? 602 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,004 And my mouth feels really weird. 603 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:47,964 Am I slurring my words? 604 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:51,009 -What, like a stroke?! -Oh, my God! 605 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:53,970 -Am I having a stroke? -Okay, okay, okay. 606 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:57,015 Here we go. Here we go. Excuse me?! 607 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,516 Sir, I already told you, 608 00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,852 -I'm doing the best-- -My wife is having a stroke. 609 00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:04,522 -Do you really think that's gonna work? -Call a fucking ambulance! 610 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,024 -(siren wailing) -She said her face was tingling. 611 00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,151 Uh, she said she could feel her blood. 612 00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:10,737 -I could! I could! -That can't be good, right? 613 00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:12,906 Oh, boy. Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 614 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,407 Sir, you can't ride in the back. 615 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:17,202 -This is the love of my life! -You'll be fine up front. 616 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,537 -I love you so much, Harry! -I love you, too, baby! 617 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:21,081 Don't you leave me now! 618 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,876 If I die, please let Carrie pick out what I'm buried in! 619 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,294 Is she gonna die? 620 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:28,588 I don't think so. 621 00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:33,551 Um, babe... what are you doing? 622 00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:35,970 I'm booby-trapping our bed. 623 00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:40,100 (sighs) Because if these pillows are different when we get home... 624 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:42,602 I'll know they were here and I'll have proof. 625 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,022 -Proof of what? -(sighs) That I am not uptight 626 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:49,234 and that Baxter has some serious boundary issues. 627 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,443 Okay, Lis, you do you, 628 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,861 but that's not so much 629 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,864 a booby trap as it is a booty trap. 630 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:56,491 Exactly. 631 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:04,290 (light jazz playing on speakers) 632 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:07,210 (footsteps approaching) 633 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:10,463 Nya: Oh, w-- Look at you. 634 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:14,300 I see someone has finally declared a major in "hot mama." 635 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:17,721 My lady just texted me to not meet her at the restaurant, 636 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,098 but to come to her place for dinner instead. 637 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:21,391 Are you okay with that? 638 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:27,272 Oh, my God, yes! It's so refreshing. 639 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:31,109 And, dare I say, quite scandalous. 640 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:35,947 -(Nya chuckling) -Okay, well, I'm outta here. 641 00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:37,615 You sure you're gonna be okay tonight? 642 00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,659 Me? Oh, so okay. 643 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,120 Me and chocolate, a match made in heaven. 644 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,456 -(Miranda laughs) -You go get your A-plus in 645 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:48,043 "Queer Sexuality and 19th Century Literature." 646 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,381 -Tally-ho. -(Nya chuckling) 647 00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:58,970 (light music playing) 648 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,639 (indistinct chatter) 649 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:15,987 -Hi. -Maitre d': Buongiorno. 650 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:19,324 Um, a reservation for Aidan Shaw. 651 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:21,493 It's a party of two, eight o'clock. 652 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:24,746 Yes, sure. Come, come. 653 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:27,207 This way. 654 00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,876 (indistinct chatter) 655 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,677 Here we go. 656 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,347 Oh, okay. 657 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,896 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 658 00:28:57,362 --> 00:29:01,783 ("Viene viene ammore" by Maria Paris playing in restaurant) 659 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,581 Oh, there will be, there'll be two of us. 660 00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,129 Thank you. 661 00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:20,218 -(phone ringing) -(indistinct chatter) 662 00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:22,220 So... 663 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:25,056 -ya didn't have a stroke. -Oh, thank God. 664 00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:28,059 You do have a pretty significant amount of THC in your bloodstream. 665 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,395 -What? -I see it more and more. 666 00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:31,855 People in your age group haven't quite learned 667 00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:34,733 how to... navigate the power of a gummy. 668 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,234 She doesn't do gummies. 669 00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:38,111 She won't even take a Tylenol PM. 670 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,904 Y-Ya gotta run some more tests. 671 00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:43,283 I know for a fact my wife is not high. 672 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:45,785 Wait, wait, Harry. 673 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,287 I might be. 674 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,914 Before dinner, I ate a homemade brownie 675 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:52,250 that one of Lily's new friends brought over. 676 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:55,545 Oh, yeah, "space cake." Mystery solved. 677 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,213 Okay, um, 678 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,424 finish these fluids. I'll fill out the discharge orders, 679 00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,301 and you can, uh, go home and sleep it off. 680 00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:03,595 -Thanks, Doctor. -Yeah, take care. 681 00:30:04,262 --> 00:30:07,932 -(Charlotte exhales) -Well... at least you're not dyin'. 682 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,100 I'm gonna kill our oldest, 683 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:11,269 but at least you're not dyin'. 684 00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:12,479 Honey... 685 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,607 when I was in that ambulance, 686 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:18,401 my life flashed in front of me, 687 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,362 and I didn't like what I saw. 688 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:24,991 I'm a "mom-ager" for Rock, a maid for Lily, 689 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,078 and, and a pimp for Anthony? 690 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:29,579 What happened? 691 00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:33,083 -Where am I in all this? -Honey... 692 00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:35,502 -you're here. -No. 693 00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:38,004 No, I'm not. 694 00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:39,673 I am gonna call Mark Kassabian, 695 00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:42,509 and I'm gonna ask him if the job that he offered me 696 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,969 at the gallery is still available. 697 00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:48,807 I have got to get back to me. 698 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:51,518 And it's not just the pot talking. 699 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,811 Okay? 700 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:55,730 Okay. 701 00:30:56,481 --> 00:31:00,110 (light music playing in restaurant) 702 00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:03,113 -(indistinct chatter) -Oh, my God. 703 00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:04,322 What? 704 00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:11,996 Excuse me? Excuse me? Sorry. 705 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:14,332 Um, I hate to be this person, 706 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:18,795 -but... my phone just died, and-- -Same as mine. 707 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:19,838 Here. 708 00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:25,677 Here. 709 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,726 Thank you so much. I'm waiting for someone, 710 00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:35,520 and... he's running a little late, 711 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,938 and I ju-- 712 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,358 Just make sure he's on his way. 713 00:31:47,032 --> 00:31:48,199 'Scuse me. 714 00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:52,370 Thanks. 715 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,040 ♪ No dick making me stupid ♪ 716 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,668 ♪ No funny Valentine lovin' from Cupid ♪ 717 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,212 ♪ Need someone to get to it ♪ 718 00:32:01,212 --> 00:32:04,049 ♪ I see you beggin' so there ain't no choosin' ♪ 719 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:07,052 -Delicious. -♪ There must be a glitch in my phone ♪ 720 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:10,722 ♪ I'm ready for the switch to turn me on ♪ 721 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:15,560 ♪ Won't you come and do somethin' fun to me ♪ 722 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:17,354 ♪ 'Cause I'm tryna have you ♪ 723 00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:20,440 ♪ Waste my time, get on my line ♪ 724 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:23,610 ♪ 'Cause I got the time to waste ♪ 725 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:26,696 ♪ Use that mouth, blow this back out ♪ 726 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:30,742 ♪ Back up every word you say ♪ 727 00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:38,583 (dog barking) 728 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:42,879 -Hi. -Hi. 729 00:32:42,921 --> 00:32:44,464 Hi, come on in. 730 00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:47,092 Thank you so much for the change of plans. 731 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:50,595 Uh, I ran behind doing a series of drops for PBS, 732 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:52,514 and I-I just needed all the time I could get. 733 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:54,265 Oh, you record right here? 734 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,309 Yeah. I mean, it started during the pandemic-- 735 00:32:56,351 --> 00:32:58,561 -Oh! -Oh. 736 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,271 Oh, I'm sorry. You know what? 737 00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:01,981 That is usually in the shower, 738 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,109 but Pickles is hiding in there. 739 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,611 She does not like people. (chuckles) 740 00:33:06,611 --> 00:33:09,739 But no worries, no worries. I'll, um, uh, you know what? 741 00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,950 No worries. I'll just-- I'll clean it up later. 742 00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:13,827 (Amelia sighs) 743 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:18,623 -Can I take your, uh, coat? -Sure. Thanks. 744 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:24,754 -Wow, Miranda. -(Miranda chuckles) 745 00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:27,298 To quote Mrs. Bennet in "P and P:" 746 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:31,386 "How can you be so teasing?" 747 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,848 (heavy breathing) 748 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,103 Oh, I think I just-- 749 00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,148 -What? -Yeah, I just stepped in cat poo. 750 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:50,071 Um, oh, fuck. Fuck me! 751 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:54,325 (exhales) I left the sheets in the laundry room. 752 00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:56,494 Um, I'm-- You know what? I'm just gonna run down and get 'em. 753 00:33:56,494 --> 00:34:00,957 Uh, listen. Um, there are, uh... menus. 754 00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:03,293 Just choose whatever you want, 755 00:34:03,335 --> 00:34:06,838 and we'll do Grubhub either before or after. 756 00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:08,297 So, whatever you want. 757 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,509 A-- Oh, you know what? Do you, um... 758 00:34:11,926 --> 00:34:14,846 do you have any quarters, uh, just in case? 759 00:34:14,846 --> 00:34:16,306 'Cause, you know, flannel sheets always take longer. 760 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:19,184 -I-I'm fresh out. -Uh, I... 761 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:21,478 (chuckles) I-I don't think that I do. 762 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:24,313 (exhales) It's fine. You know what? 763 00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:25,857 I'll just go to the bodega on the corner. 764 00:34:25,857 --> 00:34:30,027 It's no biggie. Um... just, uh, yeah. 765 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:33,114 Make yourself comfortable. I'll see ya soon. 766 00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:44,208 -(Pickles hisses, meows) -(Miranda screams) 767 00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:53,051 -Hm. -All quiet on the pillow front? 768 00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:56,388 Maybe she cracked my code. 769 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,933 Baby, admit it. The only boundary issues that girl has 770 00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:02,060 are sexual ones, and that bothers you. 771 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,728 -(Baxter gasps) -(camera clicks) 772 00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:05,522 Oh, hi, Mrs. Wexley. 773 00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:07,357 Um, I just wanted to get a pic 774 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:08,692 with this awesome purse for my Insta. 775 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:11,903 -Hope it's okay. -(scoffs) No... 776 00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:14,906 Baxter, it is not okay. 777 00:35:14,906 --> 00:35:18,743 That is my property. This is my space. 778 00:35:18,743 --> 00:35:22,539 -So... please go. -Mom. 779 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:24,958 -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -(Baxter sighs) 780 00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:27,293 Dad, say something. 781 00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:29,254 (Lisa, Herbert stammering) 782 00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:30,922 Come on. 783 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:32,424 -M'kay. -Baby. 784 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:36,928 You are on your own, boy. 785 00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:40,932 You know, sex is one thing, but your mother's closet? 786 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:43,101 Have you lost your mind? 787 00:35:43,601 --> 00:35:45,937 Carrie (on phone): Aidan's 30 minutes late. 788 00:35:45,937 --> 00:35:47,939 He, he wouldn't stand me up, would he? 789 00:35:47,939 --> 00:35:51,776 No, Aidan's a good guy. Did ya call him? 790 00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:53,611 Carrie: The number I have isn't good anymore. 791 00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:56,072 -Mm. -I don't know. Maybe he got cold feet. 792 00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:58,825 It's understandable. I thought about staying home, too. 793 00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:01,453 Oh... I wish I'd had that thought. 794 00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:04,581 Oh, my God! I totally forgot you're on your, 795 00:36:04,622 --> 00:36:06,583 you're on your hot date with Ms. Darcey. 796 00:36:06,624 --> 00:36:08,168 Go, go. I'm sorry. Go. 797 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:11,421 She isn't here. Neither is Jane Austen. 798 00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:15,133 Unless Miss Austen forgot to clean her litter box. 799 00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:19,137 Amelia is off getting quarters to dry her flannel sheets. 800 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,847 And I really need to pee, 801 00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:24,184 but her freak of a cat attacked me when I went in the bathroom. 802 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:27,645 Carrie, I may be different, but dating isn't. 803 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:31,483 It's still a shit show. A cat shit show. 804 00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:33,193 Well, do you have to stay? 805 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,819 What? 806 00:36:34,819 --> 00:36:36,988 Do you have to stay? 807 00:36:36,988 --> 00:36:38,406 Ya know what? 808 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:40,408 I don't. 809 00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:44,037 35-year-old straight Miranda would stay, 810 00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:48,708 but 56-year-old lesbian Miranda wouldn't. 811 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,336 (laughs) I'll tell her I'm allergic to cats! 812 00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:54,964 -Yeah, and dating. -(quietly) Ugh, I better go. 813 00:36:55,006 --> 00:36:57,300 I don't wanna run into her on the stairs. 814 00:36:57,342 --> 00:36:58,718 Carrie: Should I leave, too? 815 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,845 -(message whooshes) -Wait. 816 00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:04,349 -Oh, it's a text from him. -See? Good guy. 817 00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:06,768 -Have fun. -Bye. Bye. 818 00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:08,978 Um... 819 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:10,855 "I'm here-- where are you?" 820 00:37:15,193 --> 00:37:16,820 Well... 821 00:37:16,861 --> 00:37:20,865 "I'm here. Where are you?" 822 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:25,245 -(message whooshes) -"Re--" 823 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,539 "Red booth"? 824 00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:40,051 Excuse me, excuse me, is, is this 60 West 55th Street? 825 00:37:40,051 --> 00:37:41,553 Next door. 826 00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:42,595 Oh. 827 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:44,931 Okay. Thank you. 828 00:37:58,111 --> 00:38:01,114 (light music playing) 829 00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:09,164 What are the chances... 830 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:12,417 this would ever happen? 831 00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:17,255 ♪ ♪ 832 00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:33,271 Hi. 833 00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:39,903 (indistinct chatter) 834 00:38:39,944 --> 00:38:42,530 How do you look exactly the same? 835 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,785 I, uh, I lost 40 pounds 836 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:49,621 -since I emailed you last week. -(Carrie laughs) 837 00:38:55,543 --> 00:38:57,962 (deep breath) 838 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:01,132 I was sorry to hear about John. 839 00:39:01,132 --> 00:39:02,467 I wanted to write you, 840 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:04,260 but I didn't know if I should. 841 00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:06,137 But I was thinkin' about you. 842 00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:07,681 Thank you. 843 00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:11,142 I read your book about it. 844 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:15,730 And it was sad and... it was beautiful. 845 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,484 Well... it was sad... 846 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,487 not beautiful. 847 00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:27,701 But, time, you know? 848 00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:29,828 I'm better. 849 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:34,165 Yeah, well, uh, I'm very glad to hear that. 850 00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:37,043 Anyone new in your life? 851 00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:40,839 I... I couldn't find that information online. 852 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,090 (laughs) 853 00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:46,344 No. No, no one new. 854 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,388 -You? -Nope. 855 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,223 That's why I gained those 40 pounds. 856 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:53,226 -(laughs) -Man, sittin' here with you. 857 00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:55,895 It's like 10 years just-- 858 00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:58,481 I thought maybe you stood me up. 859 00:39:58,523 --> 00:40:02,110 -I thought you stood me up. -No... mm-mm. 860 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:03,820 We're on the same page. 861 00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:05,447 We're on the same page. 862 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:18,710 Carrie: I got a bottle opener. 863 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:19,961 Aidan: Okay. 864 00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:23,965 -I know how to slap 'em off. -(laughs) I know you do. 865 00:40:26,551 --> 00:40:29,095 Hey, you... 866 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:32,182 -you still live here? -(chuckles) Yeah, I moved back. 867 00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:36,603 It's a story... Come on up. 868 00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:38,355 When you said "Go back to your place," 869 00:40:38,396 --> 00:40:41,232 I-I just thought ya had a different place. 870 00:40:45,236 --> 00:40:47,238 What's happening now? 871 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:54,287 At the restaurant, I just thought how... great, 872 00:40:54,329 --> 00:40:56,664 this f-- this feels really great. 873 00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:59,751 We're back where we started. 874 00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:03,713 (sighs) But this is where we ended 875 00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:06,800 with the... fuckin' wall I couldn't break through, 876 00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:10,887 and those floors, remember the floors that... I redid? 877 00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:15,767 I mean, it's all bad. And it's just-- It's all in there. 878 00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:19,270 Okay, yes, it's... 879 00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:21,272 it's the same place, but... 880 00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:27,112 but we're not in the same place. 881 00:41:27,153 --> 00:41:31,157 And really, uh, it, it, it doesn't even look the same. 882 00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:36,287 It's-- Like, I-I hung wallpaper and I've repainted. 883 00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:42,460 And it wasn't all bad, Aidan, was it? 884 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:49,134 (pensive music playing) 885 00:41:53,638 --> 00:41:55,223 Are you listening? 886 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:59,477 Yeah, I am. I'm, I'm, I'm listening. 887 00:42:02,856 --> 00:42:04,983 I just can't do it. I-- 888 00:42:06,276 --> 00:42:08,528 No matter how much I want to... 889 00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:11,197 I can't go in there again with all that. 890 00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:12,991 ♪ ♪ 891 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:16,703 I'm never goin' in there again. 892 00:42:20,248 --> 00:42:22,500 I thought it felt too easy, too. 893 00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:28,673 I understand. 894 00:42:29,424 --> 00:42:31,051 (stammers) I do. 895 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,348 I guess time doesn't heal everything. 896 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,227 No matter how much you want it to. 897 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,438 Shit. 898 00:42:43,938 --> 00:42:46,358 I-I should go. I-- 899 00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:51,071 ♪ ♪ 900 00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:54,616 Hey, fuck it. 901 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,077 This is New York. 902 00:42:57,118 --> 00:42:59,204 They have hotels, right? 903 00:43:01,081 --> 00:43:04,084 ("IKYK" by Ogi playing) 904 00:43:06,711 --> 00:43:08,922 Carrie: And just like that... 905 00:43:08,963 --> 00:43:12,217 Aidan and I were back on the same page. 906 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:15,887 ♪ Brother, I see your heavy load ♪ 907 00:43:17,430 --> 00:43:20,892 ♪ It seems too hard to bear ♪ 908 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:26,272 ♪ But I'll walk with you down this road ♪ 909 00:43:27,899 --> 00:43:31,945 ♪ This is a burden to share ♪ 910 00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:37,242 ♪ Why would you go alone in light of what's goin' on ♪ 911 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:42,205 ♪ Don't do this on your own 'cause I been here all along ♪ 912 00:43:42,247 --> 00:43:49,254 ♪ Said... I know you know that I'll be there ♪ 913 00:43:49,754 --> 00:43:53,591 ♪ Whenever you need me, oh, oh, oh ♪ 914 00:43:53,633 --> 00:43:58,596 ♪ Why would you go alone in light of what's goin' on ♪ 915 00:43:58,596 --> 00:44:03,935 ♪ Don't do this on your own 'cause I been here all along ♪ 916 00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:10,108 ♪ I know you know that I'll be there ♪ 917 00:44:10,108 --> 00:44:13,903 ♪ Whenever you need me, oh, oh, oh ♪ 918 00:44:13,945 --> 00:44:16,448 ♪ You don't need to doubt it ♪ 919 00:44:16,489 --> 00:44:19,951 ♪ You won't be without the best team ♪ 920 00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:24,080 ♪ A family, you and me ♪ 921 00:44:24,122 --> 00:44:26,666 ♪ Don't care whose about it ♪ 922 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:30,337 ♪ You can't lose 'cause we're the best team ♪