1
00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,523
Is here good?
2
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,982
That works.
3
00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,067
Okay.
4
00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:38,664
What happens when the corporations
that control our world
5
00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,917
tell us we have to go to 2.1, 2.2?
6
00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,169
We can't.
7
00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,963
Is there anything you need?
8
00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,465
For people to listen.
9
00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,221
Hologram going live in three, two...
10
00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:58,600
I was born in 2015,
11
00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,020
when the world went to Paris
and was issued a warning.
12
00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:07,901
{\an8}Scientists told us way back then
that if the average temperature on Earth
13
00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,488
{\an8}increased beyond 1.5 degrees Celsius,
14
00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,950
{\an8}there would be devastating consequences.
15
00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,121
{\an8}And they were right. Just look around.
16
00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,958
Today is July 16th, 2037.
17
00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:26,587
{\an8}The highly anticipated
climate change meeting, COP42,
18
00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:30,883
{\an8}continues today in Israel
amidst urgent cries for action and hope--
19
00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:34,595
{\an8}Yet here we are in 2037
20
00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,515
{\an8}considering the possibility
of an increase of 2 degrees.
21
00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,142
{\an8}No!
22
00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:43,729
World markets posted record gains today,
23
00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:48,025
with demand for batteries
and pharmaceuticals leading the way...
24
00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,569
But what happens after two?
25
00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:55,949
What happens when the corporations
that are destroying our world
26
00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,868
{\an8}say that our economies will fail
27
00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:03,207
{\an8}if we don't allow the temperatures to rise
by 2.1 or 2.2 degrees?
28
00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,419
{\an8}Nick Bilton, CEO of Alpha Industries,
29
00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:12,925
{\an8}is rumored to have invested in a new
casino project above the Arctic Circle.
30
00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:16,678
{\an8}Wherever the future leads,
we know we're going there together.
31
00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:21,016
{\an8}Bilton's partner in the enterprise is
none other than controversial developer,
32
00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,142
you-know-who.
33
00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,604
Friends,
Nick Bilton is not coming to save us.
34
00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:26,730
No!
35
00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,233
We must save ourselves.
36
00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:36,490
Inside that building right now, the powers
that be are negotiating your future.
37
00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,870
{\an8}But you can't negotiate with a fire.
38
00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,831
Or a flood.
39
00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,876
Or a famine.
40
00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:21,702
If we go to 2, it's the end of me and you!
41
00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:34,214
A priest, a rabbi and an imam
are all fishing together on a boat
42
00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,841
in the middle of a lake.
43
00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:39,011
And the priest realizes
he left his fishing rod in the car.
44
00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:42,890
So the priest, he turns to his colleagues,
and he says, "Hey, I'll be right back."
45
00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:46,852
He gets out of the boat.
He walks across the water to the beach.
46
00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:51,940
He goes to the car. He gets back
across the water and gets into the boat.
47
00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,444
The rabbi is amazed.
The priest just walked on water.
48
00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,697
About 30 minutes later, the imam says,
"I have to go to the toilet."
49
00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:03,994
So, he stands up, steps out of the boat,
walks across the water to the beach,
50
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:07,748
finds the nearest men's room, walks back
across the water and gets into the boat.
51
00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,917
The rabbi stares dumbfounded.
52
00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,462
But he thinks, "Well,
my faith is at least as strong as theirs."
53
00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,339
So, he says, "I'm a little thirsty.
54
00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,510
There's a snack bar
over there on the beach. Excuse me."
55
00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:23,847
He stands up, puts his feet in the water.
Splash. Sinks like a stone.
56
00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,933
- And then he--
- I told you that joke. That's my joke.
57
00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,392
I love that joke.
58
00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,145
And it's "refreshment stand,"
not "snack bar."
59
00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,607
Are you sure you wanna make jokes
your first day as a rabbi?
60
00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,276
Yeah. Well, first of all,
rabbis are supposed to tell jokes.
61
00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,404
And secondly,
it's a perfect description of the job.
62
00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:43,158
That's what I'm doing. I'm helping people
find a way through difficult passages.
63
00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,618
That's what I do at the center.
64
00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,120
How are you helping people with no homes
65
00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,541
by sending them to other places
where they have no homes?
66
00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:54,211
Dad, it's not their fault
they don't have homes. It's-- They were--
67
00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,712
I gotta get this.
68
00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,298
- Hello, Junior.
- They were displaced.
69
00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,466
Are you there yet?
70
00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,385
Marshall, how long has it been like this?
71
00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,345
I can barely breathe in this air.
72
00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,183
So much smoke from the looting.
73
00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:14,314
No, Ma. There's no looting.
That's forest fires in Eshtaol and Tzora.
74
00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,694
When you were born,
we planted trees there in your honor.
75
00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,196
I was hoping to go.
76
00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,533
Well, maybe if you guys come back
and visit for the holidays,
77
00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,452
the fires will be out and I can take you.
78
00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:31,915
So, you're staying here?
That's what you've decided?
79
00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,543
Yes, Ma. I told you, I wanna stay.
80
00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:39,631
I know. And I'm telling you,
your father has other expectations.
81
00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,846
There are laws, Junior.
That's all I'm saying.
82
00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,933
If the land is designated as protected,
then there could be issues.
83
00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,310
I have it on good authority
84
00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:56,106
there will be exemptions
on this protected lands bullshit.
85
00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,524
How do you know?
86
00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:03,071
How do I know? I have an app
on my phone that tells me the future.
87
00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,908
Don't be such a--
What do you call it? A putz.
88
00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,576
If Mr. Bilton knows something ab--
89
00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:11,622
No, I don't wanna discuss it on this line,
or any line, or email.
90
00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,708
I'm gonna be back in Miami on Friday.
I can see you then.
91
00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,003
Look, I wouldn't be here if Bilton
didn't want this to happen. Goodbye.
92
00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,463
I'm not back till Mon--
93
00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,466
- Where is that?
- What?
94
00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:25,219
Outside. That doesn't look like Russia.
95
00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,931
It just says, "tropical."
I mean, I'm not even sure it exists.
96
00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:36,396
Oh, shit! Look at it out there.
97
00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,940
It's from the forest fire in Ozera.
98
00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:40,609
The firemen just quit over wages,
and it's burning out of control.
99
00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:44,154
750,000 acres.
That is happening right now.
100
00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,114
Well then, good thing we're leaving.
101
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,700
Is there any special song
you want me to sing tomorrow?
102
00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:52,329
Yes. One that makes people
wanna give me their money.
103
00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,583
{\an8}Protests have erupted in major cities
104
00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:00,254
{\an8}across Europe and the US today
over the perceived lack of progress
105
00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,339
{\an8}at the Tel Aviv climate talks.
106
00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,884
Issues on the table at Tel Aviv
include strengthening prohibitions
107
00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,428
against development in protected areas.
108
00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,222
Could you turn this shit off?
109
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,771
Namaste, Hannah. Shall we begin?
110
00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,585
Okay. Give me a minute.
111
00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,253
No, we gotta keep going, Becca.
112
00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:43,213
Why the fuck did I do this?
113
00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,717
Get pregnant or take a job counting ravens
in the middle of the woods?
114
00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:50,137
Maybe this is nature's way of telling us
to stop making babies.
115
00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,055
Still an hour to the evac spot. Come on.
116
00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,474
Shit. You were right.
117
00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,727
We should've left yesterday.
118
00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,854
Hey.
It's not your fault the wind shifted.
119
00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:03,942
Great. It's Omar.
120
00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,570
Are you gonna answer it?
121
00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,696
And say what?
122
00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,448
Sorry, I can't talk right now,
123
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:12,659
I'm in the middle of a forest fire
with your unborn son.
124
00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:16,914
Come on.
125
00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:36,099
Germany and Italy are
losing crops to drought and infestation.
126
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,602
Austria and Poland are dealing
with nationalist movements.
127
00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:43,315
Raising the number of people
the EU is willing to take in right now
128
00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,983
is a hard ask.
129
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,611
We need to focus on temperature.
130
00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,072
So where do you suggest
we tell our people to go?
131
00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,365
They have no water.
132
00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,076
I think we'd all prefer
to solve the problems
133
00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,578
that make people leave their homes
in the first place.
134
00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,788
Agreed.
135
00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,541
The goal here is consensus on temperature.
136
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,335
Keeping it below 2 degrees is critical.
137
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,004
If the temperature goes up
2 degrees or 10 degrees,
138
00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,215
it doesn't matter if you have no water.
139
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,843
You catch more flies with honey.
140
00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,136
Who are you right now?
141
00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,265
An Algerian or a Frenchman?
142
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,771
We're willing to support certain proposals
143
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,900
related to temperature and carbon
as long as our basic needs are guaranteed.
144
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,695
Can you elaborate
on the term "basic needs"?
145
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,905
Unlimited refuge in Europe?
146
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,952
Water.
147
00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,454
We'd like access to state of the art
148
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,207
desalinization
and purification technology.
149
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,917
And what do you mean by "access"?
150
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,504
The patents and designs developed
by Alpha Hydro Solutions.
151
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:52,885
You think Nicholas Bilton
is going to just give you his patents
152
00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,678
because we ask nicely?
153
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,182
Okay. Drought leads to instability.
154
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:02,853
Look at Sudan in '24. Cape Town in '27.
155
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,938
Look at the west. Argentina, 2033--
156
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,025
Look here.
We have made such progress in the region.
157
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:11,445
Israel and a Palestinian state
are living side by side in peace,
158
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,447
but it can still all unravel so fast.
159
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,907
Is that a threat?
160
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,825
A threat?
161
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,496
No, it's an invitation.
162
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,462
I have to take that call. Okay?
163
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,299
We need water.
164
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:38,305
Mr. Bilton
does not give things away for free,
165
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:42,392
so we need to be prepared
for what he will ask for in return.
166
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:47,898
We have 3,000 reservations already.
Did I tell you who's doing the interiors?
167
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,360
- You said Kanye. Still Kanye?
- Yeah! Yeah.
168
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,283
I put together a schedule.
169
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,328
From groundbreaking to grand opening,
nine months.
170
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,746
A wise man once said,
171
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:06,291
"What the bulldozers
and dump trucks do doesn't matter,
172
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,502
so long as they do a lot of it."
173
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,087
Can you believe these people?
174
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,131
Hard to imagine they can march
with their heads up their asses.
175
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,843
They say ice sheet in Greenland
is gonna break down the middle.
176
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,429
- 79N ice sheet.
- Great, we'll build there next.
177
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,683
They say three-meter sea level rise
by the end of the century.
178
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,936
"They"?
They also said the same thing about Miami.
179
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,272
All we did was make a fortune
retrofitting the buildings.
180
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,941
And guess what?
When it goes up another couple of inches,
181
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,777
we'll retro-fucking-fit again
and make even more money.
182
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,071
Here's what you need to know
about global warmings.
183
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,366
It will all go to shit at the end
of the century. One hundred percent.
184
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,411
We'll be dead. We'll have to miss it,
185
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,455
but we'll be smiling
in gold-plated coffins designed by Kanye.
186
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,249
So, let's focus on the now.
187
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,253
Top of the World Casino is gonna be
the best casino in the world
188
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:54,673
'cause there's nothing else like it.
189
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,217
Holy shit.
190
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,552
Would you look at that?
191
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,054
If we go to 2...
192
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,099
Thank God. The trolls finally shut her up.
193
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,986
So then you're planning to
keep it empty for the foreseeable future?
194
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,405
Never mind, Marshall. Forget it.
195
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,533
I'll go ride a bike
in the gym or something.
196
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,743
Yes, I understand.
197
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,162
- At least there's no soot there.
- Yes, thank you.
198
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,539
Okay, here's the deal.
199
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,583
With the drought and the fires,
200
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,336
they think that filling the pool
would be insensitive.
201
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,296
They're worried about the protests.
202
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,882
They're using the pool water
to put out the forest fires?
203
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,135
A Lebanese man set himself on fire
at the camp yesterday.
204
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,970
Was he protesting me swimming laps?
205
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,722
I know you don't follow
this kind of stuff,
206
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:48,685
but a lawyer, David Buckel, in Brooklyn,
did the same thing in 2018.
207
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,271
Self-immolated to protest climate change.
208
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,066
- And did it work? Does it ever work?
- Define "work."
209
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:58,028
It showed that the world is in pain.
That change is needed.
210
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:02,032
The world is always in pain,
and it never changes.
211
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:07,746
But to answer your question,
work is something you get paid for. A job.
212
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:11,041
- And then there's how the world works.
- Well, I get paid in more than money.
213
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,045
Dad, the people here need me.
214
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,841
That's why I am planning
on staying in Israel.
215
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,469
The people who are lighting themselves
on fire need you?
216
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:27,057
Those people need psychiatric help
and fire extinguishers.
217
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,643
- Why does nothing I say matter?
- You asked for my help.
218
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:33,397
You said you wanted to be a rabbi,
so I paid for you to come here,
219
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,816
- now you're a rabbi.
- Yes, I appreciate that.
220
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,443
And then I set up the interview
at Temple Israel in Miami.
221
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,487
Don't remember asking you to do that one,
but okay.
222
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,575
I paid for the wood tick eradication
in their summer camp up in the Catskills
223
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,577
when the Ellenberg child got ill.
224
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:47,870
I appreciate that too.
225
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,080
And because of what I did for them,
226
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:54,543
they are now offering you
the position of Youth Rabbi.
227
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,088
That's how the world works.
228
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,516
I want to speak to my wife, please.
229
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,018
Low visibility along...
230
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:15,814
- Hi, baby. Bad timing, I know.
- How long till they get to the hospital?
231
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,066
Let me call Dr. Kilmer to make sure--
232
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,194
She had to evacuate.
Her daughter's asthmatic.
233
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,780
BP 152 over 97. Dr. Shearer,
that's higher than we'd like it to be.
234
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,032
Who was that?
235
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,826
What's happening, Becca? I'm coming.
236
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,162
No, just stay where you are, okay?
237
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,663
- We'll...
- How far along are you?
238
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,165
...just see what the doctor says, okay?
239
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,750
- But you just told me...
- Thirty-one weeks.
240
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,335
...Dr. Kilmer isn't even there.
241
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:39,505
They just put her on oxygen.
I'll call you as soon as we land.
242
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,298
But she's going to be okay, right?
243
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,759
She's not in danger or anything?
244
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,930
- Hello?
- Stop!
245
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,140
Let me through!
246
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,854
I am the alpha. I am the omega.
247
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:59,066
I am the air that you breathe
and the water that you drink.
248
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,318
I am Nick Bilton, and I own this planet.
249
00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:07,491
Mr. Bilton?
250
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,995
In addition to the countries
previously mentioned, Mr. Bilton,
251
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:17,459
Egypt, Jordan, Bahrain, Kuwait
and Sudan would also be candidates
252
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,337
for the water desalinization patents.
253
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,590
The lawyers are reviewing
the legality of such an offering,
254
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,885
but Alpha Hydro Solutions
wanted you to know
255
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,013
that giving away the patents
would amount to a net loss
256
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:33,016
of over 2.7 billion euros.
257
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,061
Where are we at with the Arctic?
258
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:41,191
The Arctic Council is open
to your proposal on underwater mining,
259
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,776
pending UN approval.
260
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:47,364
I'd like to know the total amount of
acreage burning worldwide at this moment.
261
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:51,493
And I'd like to know
what our people think of 79N
262
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:57,332
and what it means for sea level change
in Mumbai, Guangzhou, and...
263
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,628
and Miami.
264
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,213
Yes, Mr. Bilton.
265
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,468
{\an8}Models differ on the future
of the 79N glacier in Greenland.
266
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,890
{\an8}Although all agree the giant glacier is
melting due to extreme heat and friction,
267
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,768
{\an8}it is unclear if a catastrophic collapse
is days away, or possibly years.
268
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,170
Any idea what she's watching?
269
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,173
Fuck if I know. She's probably shopping.
270
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:50,511
If you really wanna know,
I am watching the video for my new single.
271
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,432
It's just me
in front of a fireplace on this fur rug,
272
00:16:55,432 --> 00:17:00,896
and I'm wearing nothing
but whipped cream and a smile.
273
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:08,945
And then in one hand I'm holding
a riding crop, and in the other, a leash.
274
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,821
And there are these four supermodels.
275
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,284
And there's this really nasty beat.
276
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,993
You would like that, wouldn't you?
277
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:24,670
She likes fur?
I know a guy who still gets polar bear.
278
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,422
They have a thing in Alaska now
called a pizzly bear,
279
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,508
comes from a grizzly bear
fucking a polar bear.
280
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,719
A friend of mine shot one last year.
Any bears on the island?
281
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,221
No, mainly just rocks.
282
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,850
The construction guy says
sometimes a walrus swims by.
283
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,518
You want me to ask about pizzly?
284
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,519
- Walrus?
- Yeah.
285
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:43,272
Maybe the casino
should offer safaris as well.
286
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,525
It could be you with this great big bear,
waving at people,
287
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,736
"Come to the Top of the World
and make a killing."
288
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,994
Go ahead. Check it out. It's super hot.
289
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:07,171
{\an8}Record heat is being blamed
for the spread of wildfires worldwide.
290
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,840
{\an8}Over 20 million acres have already burned
in that--
291
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,561
Just talk to me
about something. Just distract me.
292
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:23,896
Okay, let me think
293
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,607
Fuck, anything! Just--
294
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,067
The lunch you had
with your mother last week,
295
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,486
you never told me how that went?
How's she doing?
296
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,030
- It never happened.
- What?
297
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,115
I had a job interview.
298
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,200
With who?
299
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,203
Menagerie2100.
300
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,954
Why would you do that?
301
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,748
Because
everything's fucking dying around us.
302
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,209
Please, just distract me, please.
303
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,336
Just tell me anything.
Tell me a story. Pl--
304
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,548
Okay. Here's a story about ravens.
305
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,886
Long ago,
back at the beginning of the world,
306
00:18:55,886 --> 00:19:01,808
Gray Eagle was the guardian
of the sun and the moon and the stars.
307
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:06,313
And back then,
Raven was a snow-white bird.
308
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:13,529
And one day, Gray Eagle's daughter
invited Raven into her father's house.
309
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:19,117
The total global population is projected
to reach nine billion this year.
310
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,329
- Those people are the ones in need...
- Hey. I'm flying home.
311
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:26,792
...of help, not the leaders of the world's
largest corporations who we must finally--
312
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,463
Are you crazy?
You go now and you miss Bilton.
313
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,424
We're so close. We need you here, Omar.
314
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,759
She's at the hospital.
315
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,427
So then she's safe, no?
316
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,846
I need to be there.
317
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,474
And on what planet will you
and your new family live?
318
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:46,728
What are you doing?
319
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:51,233
Going to be with my wife.
You can have my vote.
320
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:09,877
If we go to 2, it's the end of me and you!
321
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:15,299
Welcome to 80 degrees north
and 55 degrees east.
322
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,468
Just a few years ago,
this was all covered with ice.
323
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,095
There's really nothing up here.
324
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,389
Exactly. That's what makes it
a great place to build.
325
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,517
It's all the nothing you could hope for,
326
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,936
but in a year,
you'll be able to see it from here.
327
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,523
Ten stories, tropical gardens,
floor-to-ceiling smart windows.
328
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,649
Let's hope.
329
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,903
Hope? Fuck hope. Let's build.
330
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:40,365
Mr. Bilton is concerned
with this ice sheet in Greenland.
331
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,784
That's the ice sheet
I mentioned to you earlier.
332
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,163
- Nick really see it as a problem?
- One of two problems.
333
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,247
Two?
334
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,291
I'll show you the other.
335
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,252
And again, there's a splash.
336
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:58,425
And as he's going down for the third time,
337
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,803
the priest turns to the imam and says...
338
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,183
"Do you think we should show him
where the rocks are?"
339
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,939
I left law school a few years back
340
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:16,777
because I realized that the world
didn't need another Jewish lawyer,
341
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,529
much to the chagrin of my father.
342
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,325
But we live in a time of crisis.
343
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,702
Not far from here,
344
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:30,290
environmentally displaced people
are in need of food and water.
345
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,125
And rest assured,
346
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:36,088
any leader who is not trying to improve
the situation is complicit.
347
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,466
It's like Elie Wiesel said,
348
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,928
"We must take sides.
349
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:49,059
Neutrality helps the oppressor,
never the victim."
350
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,689
{\an8}Controversy erupted today at COP42
351
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,859
{\an8}as tech tycoon Nick Bilton
was added to the list of speakers
352
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,777
{\an8}at the conference's closing ceremony.
353
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,781
Bilton has drawn the ire
of environmental groups in the past,
354
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:06,660
most recently over his rumored plans to
partner in a hotel development project--
355
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,079
Flight 89 to Newark International Airport
356
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,331
is now boarding at gate 48A.
357
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,749
Last year at Davos,
358
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:17,129
Mr. Bilton said the following about
business and environmental regulation.
359
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:22,176
It is entirely possible that
the limits we have created for business
360
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:27,347
are also limiting our ability
to solve the problem of climate change.
361
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,732
This is bullshit!
362
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:40,194
What the hell are they doing here?
363
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,656
My sister went through all of this
with the State Department!
364
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,701
Ben Zucker and the lawyers
went over all of this!
365
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:51,830
This is just-- This is part of the--
What the fuck is it called?
366
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,791
The United Nations Convention for the
Law of the Seas and the Arctic Council.
367
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,085
Right! China aren't even on the council.
368
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,171
And last time I looked at a map,
they're nowhere near here.
369
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:02,049
Actually, they have permanent
observer status on the council.
370
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,720
You're the chair, right?
I mean, Russia runs the council.
371
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:09,181
Only until the end of the year.
372
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,475
You can see the issue right here.
373
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,854
Our parcel is connected by an underwater
ridge to an area they claim rights to.
374
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,066
You should really look at this.
They kind of are connected.
375
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,651
No, they're not connected, babe,
376
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:22,861
any more than Africa
and South America are connected.
377
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,781
Although I'm sure you could find
some asshole who feels the need
378
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,866
to put them back together like a puzzle.
379
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,619
The Russians have been here
for years, okay?
380
00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:32,412
The Canadians, the Danish.
381
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:36,500
Back when the US was dicking around with
the green wet dream, I was planning this.
382
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,711
Pompeo gave a speech about it in 2019.
383
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,256
Did someone forget
to take their meds today?
384
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:46,385
Please don't tell me you woke up this
morning and decided to quit being famous
385
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,387
so that you could become a geologist
386
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:51,682
or whatever the fuck you would need to be
to know they're connected.
387
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,725
You invited me.
388
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:55,185
I'm gonna call my sister.
389
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,991
The boat's called Bing Zhànshì.
390
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,618
The "Ice Warrior."
391
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,537
Wow. I'm impressed.
392
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,789
You speak very well.
393
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:18,333
A lot of my fans speak it.
394
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:22,421
Does he?
395
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:24,715
Are you kidding?
396
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:29,845
Hey, it's me.
397
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:32,931
You're probably asleep,
but I'm waking up to a world of shit.
398
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:36,768
So, I'm up at the island, and apparently
there's a dispute with the Chinese.
399
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:40,647
Someone is gonna turn a lot of profit
from these glaciers melting,
400
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,941
and it's either gonna be the US or China.
401
00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:45,611
So if you are feeling patriotic,
I suggest you call me back.
402
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,447
I need you to get in touch
with Secretary of State Rubio.
403
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:51,909
Tell him I'm up at the Arctic Circle
with my pants around my ankles.
404
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:57,956
Fuck!
405
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:01,877
{\an8}What is this?
406
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,173
What does it say?
407
00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:07,716
It's Arabic for mazel tov.
408
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,718
All that means mazel tov?
409
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,263
Well, the rest of it
is the kids saying they love your son.
410
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,641
- So cute.
- They're planning a party
411
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,434
in honor of Rabbi Zucker tomorrow.
412
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:22,189
Well, we're both excited to see the work
that you and Marshall have been doing.
413
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,024
We're discussing a second facility.
414
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:28,487
I think Rabbi Zucker would make
a great director of faith-based services.
415
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,447
I'm sure he would be,
416
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,742
but he's already accepted a position
as Youth Rabbi in Miami.
417
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:37,704
Dad, I don't want to move back to Florida.
How many times do I gotta tell you?
418
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:42,209
There are people in Miami, people
with whom I have long relationships with,
419
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,169
who are offering Marshall an opportunity.
420
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:48,048
You can't turn it off
for even a single moment, Ben.
421
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:53,804
The joke about the rocks,
I taught him that. Excuse me.
422
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,473
Hello, Junior.
423
00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:01,478
I think when he sees the work
that you've done, he'll understand.
424
00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,813
Let's hope so.
425
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:06,483
- I wanna go fix my face. It's so hot here.
- Yeah.
426
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,194
- Excuse me.
- All right, Mom.
427
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:12,489
Wait, I'm confused.
You're going to Florida?
428
00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:13,907
Yes, sir.
429
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,993
How do I get the Chinese out of my Arctic?
430
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:18,871
The Chinese?
I know nothing about the Chinese.
431
00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:20,789
Well, they're parked out in the bay,
taunting me.
432
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:24,459
Junior, I'm not a lawyer.
I'm just your business manager.
433
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:28,714
But if they're not actually on the island,
they may be within their rights.
434
00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:31,008
It sounds like we may have
a real problem here
435
00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:33,260
- with the Arctic Council.
- Ben, Ben.
436
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:36,013
You don't call Bilton with problems,
you call him with solutions,
437
00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:37,890
which is why I just called my sister.
438
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,565
Yes, I know Bilton is
the richest man on earth, I do,
439
00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:51,528
but what I don't know is if that
puts him in a position to change treaties.
440
00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:56,783
Help! Somebody call a doctor!
Hurry, now. Please.
441
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,369
Ben. He's Nicholas fucking Bilton.
442
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,830
He can change you and I
into poor people.
443
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,001
Mom? Mom, can you hear me?
444
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,920
Hey, Mom, squeeze my hand
if you can hear me.
445
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,421
- Hey, Mama. Mom.
- Isabel.
446
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,131
Is somebody coming?
447
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,841
Dad, do something!
448
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,010
Get help! Mom!
449
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,929
She has a pulse, Rabbi.
450
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:20,140
Come on, Mom. Mom, stay with me.
451
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,267
It's all going as planned.
452
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:26,146
He's still under the impression that you
are interested in the hotel business
453
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,148
rather than what's beneath the ground.
454
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,942
Quite frankly, he is clueless.
455
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:33,237
All we need now is UN approval.
456
00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:34,571
One more thing, sir.
457
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,407
Do you know if he's romantically involved
with the woman trav--
458
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:38,700
Delete message.
459
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:42,454
Chief Counsel Hampton for you.
460
00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:43,747
Send them in.
461
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,879
Are we really considering
waiving our patents?
462
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,257
Have you seen what's happening?
463
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,223
Markets, please.
464
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:11,859
Nickel is up 5.6%. Cobalt up 7.7.
Copper, way up.
465
00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:13,986
All the base metals.
466
00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:17,447
You were right. It's the fires.
467
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:22,411
The world is a desperate but predictable
animal. And it wants to run on batteries.
468
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,329
That makes Tel Aviv easier.
469
00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:30,294
It's all just one giant, self-regulatory,
living feedback loop, isn't it?
470
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,089
Greenland, please.
471
00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:38,969
{\an8}And here we have our ice
turning into water. Adirondacks, please.
472
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:41,471
{\an8}Trees turning into fire.
473
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,017
The solution miles from the problem.
474
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,645
Or it's all just chaos out there.
475
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:55,068
Either view presents us an opportunity.
476
00:28:57,196 --> 00:29:01,033
The man whose house is on fire is
incredibly easy to negotiate with, Mikey.
477
00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,493
Didn't they teach you that in law school?
478
00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:07,998
Time to go.
479
00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:25,015
Yeah, it's your brother calling again.
480
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:28,560
Did you know that China has
a permanent seat on the Arctic Council?
481
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,187
- Did you?
- Do you expect me to wear this?
482
00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,563
Call me back.
483
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,023
- Do you?
- That depends.
484
00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:34,650
Do you really expect to get paid?
485
00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:37,861
Because if you do, let me remind you
of the deal that we both agreed on.
486
00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,905
You would dress up
as a Christmas ornament,
487
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,490
sing your little song,
do your little dance,
488
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,951
I stick a shovel in the ground,
we all go home.
489
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:47,704
Next year, when you have
a 100-night residency at my casino,
490
00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,331
wear what the fuck you want.
491
00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:52,417
As long as you don't run afoul
of a global superpower.
492
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,045
What are you doing?
493
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,380
I wanted that one.
494
00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,633
That one?
495
00:30:01,552 --> 00:30:03,095
Okay. I'll get you another one.
496
00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:05,305
In fact, you can have any rock you want
on the fucking island
497
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:06,890
as long as it fits on the plane.
498
00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,058
It was gold.
499
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,813
- What?
- Yeah. Jordan gave it to me.
500
00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:15,232
He says it's everywhere,
if you know where to look for it.
501
00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:19,361
Gold, copper, nickel.
Yeah, and there's one other one.
502
00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,496
Thank you, Doctor.
503
00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,749
I'm sorry I don't have better news.
504
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:43,969
Here's what the doctor's saying, Dad.
505
00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:48,473
She has
a subdural hematoma from the fall. Okay?
506
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:53,270
Her temporal lobe appears to be involved,
507
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,355
so that is why she can't speak.
508
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,151
And so far,
the extent of the damage is unclear.
509
00:31:02,154 --> 00:31:03,363
I'm sorry, Dad.
510
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:11,538
- Dad, do you understand the--
- I'm on the phone.
511
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:16,001
Just pull everything we have on
the Arctic development deal. Everything.
512
00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:19,671
As well as all relevant law
of the sea statutes.
513
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:21,924
- Yes, and--
- Dad! Hang up the phone!
514
00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:26,178
Marshall! That man and his family
have been a client for 25 years!
515
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:31,600
Twenty-- That woman upstairs
who can't move has been your wife for 40!
516
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,686
What?
Marshall, where are you going? Marshall!
517
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:52,454
Are you still there?
518
00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:14,852
We may not be able to stop extinction,
519
00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:17,396
but what if we could bring
these creatures back?
520
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:20,858
Using the latest genomic technology,
521
00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:24,695
{\an8}Menagerie2100 will save
what nature cannot.
522
00:32:24,695 --> 00:32:29,074
We are committed to gene-capturing
the animals and plants you love,
523
00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:31,118
and the ones you never think about.
524
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,872
We project that by the end of the century,
525
00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:40,210
Menagerie2100 will be able to maintain
a vast library of all species,
526
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:43,714
preparing for the day when they can
be reintroduced to zoos,
527
00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:46,466
parks and someday even the w--
528
00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:56,727
Lack of oxygen, hypoxia.
He wanted to come out.
529
00:32:57,936 --> 00:32:59,855
Feel like he was safer inside.
530
00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,192
He's lucky he has such a strong mother.
531
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:07,696
He landed.
532
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:09,907
He'll be here soon.
533
00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:13,744
Thank you so much for staying.
534
00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:24,046
Can I ask you something?
535
00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:25,839
Sure.
536
00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,550
On the helicopter,
537
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:33,388
you said you interviewed
with Menagerie2100.
538
00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:37,809
So they decide what species survive?
539
00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:40,896
Give up on now. Hope for the future.
540
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,816
And you wanna help with that?
541
00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:50,364
Come on. I mean, you see the numbers.
542
00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:53,367
The ravens are going away.
543
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,993
The bees are almost gone.
544
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,331
We're on track
to lose a third of life on Earth.
545
00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:02,292
Everyone wants to play God but God,
I guess.
546
00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:06,463
Maybe it's better than playing
funeral director for the Park Service.
547
00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:08,590
I don't know.
548
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:22,563
The fires are spreading further north.
549
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,732
All the way up to Whitefeather Forest.
550
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,652
- They're evacuating Pikangikum.
- Oh, my God.
551
00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:31,029
My mother wants to know
where she can go that's safe.
552
00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:36,243
I'm not sure safe exists anymore.
553
00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:42,583
Here, take this.
554
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,210
I think it helped.
555
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:46,920
Keep it.
556
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:51,507
Ask your friends at Menagerie
if they have a plan to bring us back.
557
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:03,437
Shit.
558
00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:06,690
So, are we groundbreaking
or rock collecting?
559
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:12,738
Nickel, copper, what was the third?
Cobalt? Was it cobalt?
560
00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:15,115
- I don't remember.
- Because that's why the Chinese showed up.
561
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,367
Batteries.
That's what they want, batteries.
562
00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,119
That look like copper to you? That line?
563
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:22,623
I don't know. I'm not a miner.
I'm a singer and an actress.
564
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:24,124
Great.
565
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:27,211
Then there's just a chance I'm wandering
around a beach staring at fucking rocks.
566
00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:32,007
Here's an idea,
why don't you ask somebody who knows?
567
00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:33,800
How come Jordan knows and you don't?
568
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,179
Okay. So, if Jordan knows, Bilton knows.
569
00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:42,309
And I bet you our deal is just for
hospitality development only, not mining.
570
00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:44,603
Then we're out.
571
00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:46,438
We're just out. Lost between the laws.
572
00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:50,192
Just bent over by the fine print.
Castrated by contracts.
573
00:35:50,192 --> 00:35:53,779
'Cause who's going to stay in a hotel
with a view of a fucking copper mine?
574
00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,700
So does this mean I'm not singing?
575
00:36:01,328 --> 00:36:04,248
That line there, that's the heart monitor.
576
00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:08,252
I don't know. They seem really concerned.
577
00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:14,132
We knew the risks, Becca.
We are all filled with plastic now.
578
00:36:16,134 --> 00:36:18,053
Maybe my sperm is defective.
579
00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:20,597
No, I don't think this was you.
580
00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:24,226
I think I did this to him.
581
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:25,310
Did what?
582
00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:27,187
He's here.
583
00:36:28,647 --> 00:36:31,275
I'm here. You're here.
584
00:36:34,236 --> 00:36:37,155
I was out in the woods saving birds.
585
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:40,909
I should have been protecting him.
586
00:36:41,618 --> 00:36:44,705
And I left a climate summit
to be with my family.
587
00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:51,003
Are we bad people?
588
00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:59,595
I guess we can ask him when he grows up.
589
00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:04,725
It's okay.
590
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:09,396
Okay.
591
00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:18,030
I called the chairman of the board
at Temple Israel in Miami.
592
00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:21,366
They want to introduce you officially
to the congregation
593
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:22,993
- during the High Holidays.
- Dad.
594
00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:24,119
I bought you a ticket,
595
00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:26,914
but they're gonna need your
passport number and your vaccine status,
596
00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:30,959
- because goddamn dengue is back and--
- Dad, can you listen to me for one minute?
597
00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:37,174
There are people here who depend on me.
598
00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:41,094
You saw those kids.
599
00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:44,556
You have a mother who's in the hospital.
600
00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,934
She's got a brain injury.
She can't use her arms.
601
00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:48,769
She can't form sentences.
602
00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:52,022
She's gonna need a great deal of care
back in Miami.
603
00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:53,273
I understand.
604
00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:57,110
Do you? Do you, Marshall?
Do you know how much that woman loves you?
605
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:59,863
Because if you did,
you would come back home with us.
606
00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:00,948
I love her.
607
00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:02,574
"Honor your father and your mother,
608
00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:05,702
so your days may be long upon
the land of the Lord your God gives you."
609
00:38:05,702 --> 00:38:09,831
Dad, what is happening right now?
You're quoting the Ten Commandments to me.
610
00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:11,375
Do you realize that--
611
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:15,212
that she would never even have been
here walking around through the smoke
612
00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:17,005
if it wasn't for you?
613
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,721
Dad.
614
00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,268
Glad she didn't have to hear you say that.
615
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:34,273
I really am glad that her brain does not
have to try and make sense of that one,
616
00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:35,566
because mine sure can't.
617
00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,151
She needs you.
618
00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:39,736
You gonna answer that?
619
00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:41,864
Are you?
620
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,619
I need you!
621
00:39:05,387 --> 00:39:06,930
I need you!
622
00:39:10,225 --> 00:39:12,769
The world is on fire!
And Bilton is a liar!
623
00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,605
Hell is upon us, ladies and gentlemen.
624
00:39:15,314 --> 00:39:16,899
We are living in a disco inferno
625
00:39:16,899 --> 00:39:20,110
where the music is cooking
on a dance floor right beneath our feet.
626
00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:24,323
The oven below is slow and low,
and we are still not learning.
627
00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:26,617
{\an8}Where did the undying yearning go?
628
00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:29,036
2 degrees.
629
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:33,290
2 degrees will cook the fool out of you.
630
00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:35,250
What are you willing to do?
631
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,585
The world's on fire!
632
00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:37,961
What are you willing to do?
633
00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:40,214
Net-zero now...
634
00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:41,340
How many more?
635
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:43,342
- Don't give a fuck about how.
- Hey, sir.
636
00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:45,802
- Net-zero now.
- Net-zero.
637
00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:47,638
I say, save the planet somehow.
638
00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:49,473
- What's it gonna take?
- Net-zero now.
639
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,683
I say, save the planet somehow.
640
00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:54,645
Or it will save itself from you.
641
00:39:56,355 --> 00:39:58,065
I spoke privately to a delegate
642
00:39:58,065 --> 00:40:02,486
who expressed their frustration
as we enter the final evening of COP42,
643
00:40:02,486 --> 00:40:05,030
where the real possibility
of raising the temperature ceiling
644
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:09,368
above the previously agreed upon limit
is now up for debate.
645
00:40:09,368 --> 00:40:12,287
Both the United States and China, as well
as Russia and India,
646
00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:13,580
seem open to this idea...
647
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,457
I wanted to tell you
how I decided to vote.
648
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:17,751
It's all become very complicated.
649
00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:22,756
What does that mean, "complicated"?
What decision did you make?
650
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,552
I think I may have made a mistake.
651
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:27,678
Please make your way--
652
00:40:28,971 --> 00:40:32,683
You need to tell me,
what decision did you make?
653
00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:36,645
I fear I traded
the future for the present.
654
00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:39,356
I agreed to an increase.
655
00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:46,029
The world is on fire!
And Bilton is a liar!
656
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:48,782
It's done.
All parties agreed to our proposal.
657
00:40:49,283 --> 00:40:50,826
Exemptions for patents.
658
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,538
You never really cared about the casino.
659
00:40:55,747 --> 00:40:58,041
The whole island could end up underwater.
660
00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:02,713
My father liked to gamble. I used to go
with him to Monaco when I was young.
661
00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:06,258
He thought he was so very clever
when he beat the odds.
662
00:41:06,258 --> 00:41:08,385
More clever, I think, to control the odds.
663
00:41:14,224 --> 00:41:17,769
The lawyers would like you not to mention
the Arctic mining exemptions,
664
00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,355
at least not until after the vote.
665
00:41:20,355 --> 00:41:24,151
Of course not. Today's not about
the exemptions. Today's about water,
666
00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:28,030
and how Alpha is solving the drought
and the resulting refugee problem.
667
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,073
- Tomorrow, however--
- The world is on fire!
668
00:41:30,073 --> 00:41:31,700
And Bilton is a liar!
669
00:41:34,536 --> 00:41:35,829
Hey, Bilton!
670
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:37,497
The world is on fire!
And Bilton is a liar!
671
00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:39,166
This is on you!
672
00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:49,343
Fuck.
673
00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:54,848
When Raven saw the sun
and moon and stars and fresh water,
674
00:41:55,724 --> 00:41:57,267
he knew what he should do.
675
00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:02,147
He waited for his chance.
676
00:42:03,482 --> 00:42:05,192
And when no one was looking,
677
00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:08,237
he stole all of them.
678
00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,906
And a brand of fire too.
679
00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:16,286
It made so much light.
680
00:42:17,162 --> 00:42:18,872
I don't know what to do, Mom.
681
00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:25,963
That he was able to fly far out
to an island...
682
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:31,093
in the middle of the ocean.
683
00:42:33,011 --> 00:42:34,721
And when the sun set...
684
00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:39,601
he fastened the moon up in the sky
685
00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:43,605
and hung the stars around
in different places.
686
00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:46,275
Bullshit.
687
00:42:46,942 --> 00:42:48,861
And then when he flew over the land,
688
00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:51,572
he dropped all the water he had stolen.
689
00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:54,283
It fell to the ground
690
00:42:54,283 --> 00:42:58,829
and became the source of all the streams
and lakes in the world.
691
00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:02,332
And then Raven flew on.
692
00:43:03,709 --> 00:43:08,839
The smoke from the fire he was carrying
blew over his white feathers
693
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,299
and turned them black.
694
00:43:11,842 --> 00:43:14,595
And when his bill began to burn,
he dropped the fire.
695
00:43:17,055 --> 00:43:21,852
Raven's feathers never were white again
once they'd been blackened by the smoke.
696
00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:26,523
And that is why Raven is a black bird.
697
00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:30,903
I like that story.
698
00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:36,283
It isn't mine.
I borrowed it from a friend.
699
00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:40,704
Bullshit.
700
00:44:00,891 --> 00:44:03,185
You are one lucky walrus.
701
00:44:04,186 --> 00:44:07,189
If I had my gun, you would be...
702
00:44:38,929 --> 00:44:42,349
If we go to 2, it's the end of me and you!
703
00:44:42,349 --> 00:44:44,601
If we go to 2, it's the end--
704
00:44:57,614 --> 00:44:58,782
Good evening, everyone.
705
00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:05,414
It is an honor to be here and to be
included in these vital conversations.
706
00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,083
Around the turn of this century,
707
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:12,671
climate change was described
as a symptom of capitalism.
708
00:45:13,422 --> 00:45:14,464
A symptom.
709
00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:19,469
I am here to suggest
that capitalism is also the cure.
710
00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:26,643
So, today I can announce that I will make
the patents for desalinization
711
00:45:26,643 --> 00:45:31,899
and purification of water available to any
country that can demonstrate the need.
712
00:45:35,903 --> 00:45:36,945
Additionally--
713
00:45:39,198 --> 00:45:43,202
Additionally,
Alpha will join the Tel Aviv Accord
714
00:45:43,202 --> 00:45:47,080
in committing to keeping the global
temperature increase in this century
715
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,167
as close to 2 degrees Celsius as possible.
716
00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:54,546
With a ceiling of 2.3 degrees.
717
00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:08,393
Thank you.
718
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:37,005
{\an8}What does an increase in global
temperatures by 2 degrees Celsius
719
00:46:37,005 --> 00:46:39,216
mean to you and me?
720
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,885
It means that when
the temperature goes up,
721
00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:45,347
our imagination must increase even more.
722
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:51,311
It means that when the sea
level rises, we must rise up as well.
723
00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:56,108
It means that when forest fires
obscure the horizon
724
00:46:56,108 --> 00:46:59,820
we must look toward each other
to find our way forward.
725
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,825
{\an8}We cannot give up and go home
for one simple reason.
726
00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:09,997
We already are home.
This is our only home.
727
00:47:16,128 --> 00:47:17,754
We're not fucking giving up.