1 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,523 Is here good? 2 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,982 That works. 3 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,067 Okay. 4 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:38,664 What happens when the corporations that control our world 5 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,917 tell us we have to go to 2.1, 2.2? 6 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,169 We can't. 7 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,963 Is there anything you need? 8 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,465 For people to listen. 9 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,221 Hologram going live in three, two... 10 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:58,600 I was born in 2015, 11 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,020 when the world went to Paris and was issued a warning. 12 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:07,901 {\an8}Scientists told us way back then that if the average temperature on Earth 13 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,488 {\an8}increased beyond 1.5 degrees Celsius, 14 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,950 {\an8}there would be devastating consequences. 15 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,121 {\an8}And they were right. Just look around. 16 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,958 Today is July 16th, 2037. 17 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:26,587 {\an8}The highly anticipated climate change meeting, COP42, 18 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:30,883 {\an8}continues today in Israel amidst urgent cries for action and hope-- 19 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:34,595 {\an8}Yet here we are in 2037 20 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,515 {\an8}considering the possibility of an increase of 2 degrees. 21 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,142 {\an8}No! 22 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:43,729 World markets posted record gains today, 23 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:48,025 with demand for batteries and pharmaceuticals leading the way... 24 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,569 But what happens after two? 25 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:55,949 What happens when the corporations that are destroying our world 26 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,868 {\an8}say that our economies will fail 27 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:03,207 {\an8}if we don't allow the temperatures to rise by 2.1 or 2.2 degrees? 28 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,419 {\an8}Nick Bilton, CEO of Alpha Industries, 29 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:12,925 {\an8}is rumored to have invested in a new casino project above the Arctic Circle. 30 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:16,678 {\an8}Wherever the future leads, we know we're going there together. 31 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:21,016 {\an8}Bilton's partner in the enterprise is none other than controversial developer, 32 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,142 you-know-who. 33 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,604 Friends, Nick Bilton is not coming to save us. 34 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:26,730 No! 35 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,233 We must save ourselves. 36 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:36,490 Inside that building right now, the powers that be are negotiating your future. 37 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,870 {\an8}But you can't negotiate with a fire. 38 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,831 Or a flood. 39 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,876 Or a famine. 40 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:21,702 If we go to 2, it's the end of me and you! 41 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:34,214 A priest, a rabbi and an imam are all fishing together on a boat 42 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,841 in the middle of a lake. 43 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:39,011 And the priest realizes he left his fishing rod in the car. 44 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:42,890 So the priest, he turns to his colleagues, and he says, "Hey, I'll be right back." 45 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:46,852 He gets out of the boat. He walks across the water to the beach. 46 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:51,940 He goes to the car. He gets back across the water and gets into the boat. 47 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,444 The rabbi is amazed. The priest just walked on water. 48 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,697 About 30 minutes later, the imam says, "I have to go to the toilet." 49 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:03,994 So, he stands up, steps out of the boat, walks across the water to the beach, 50 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:07,748 finds the nearest men's room, walks back across the water and gets into the boat. 51 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,917 The rabbi stares dumbfounded. 52 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,462 But he thinks, "Well, my faith is at least as strong as theirs." 53 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,339 So, he says, "I'm a little thirsty. 54 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,510 There's a snack bar over there on the beach. Excuse me." 55 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:23,847 He stands up, puts his feet in the water. Splash. Sinks like a stone. 56 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,933 - And then he-- - I told you that joke. That's my joke. 57 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,392 I love that joke. 58 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,145 And it's "refreshment stand," not "snack bar." 59 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,607 Are you sure you wanna make jokes your first day as a rabbi? 60 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,276 Yeah. Well, first of all, rabbis are supposed to tell jokes. 61 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,404 And secondly, it's a perfect description of the job. 62 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:43,158 That's what I'm doing. I'm helping people find a way through difficult passages. 63 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,618 That's what I do at the center. 64 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,120 How are you helping people with no homes 65 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,541 by sending them to other places where they have no homes? 66 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:54,211 Dad, it's not their fault they don't have homes. It's-- They were-- 67 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,712 I gotta get this. 68 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,298 - Hello, Junior. - They were displaced. 69 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,466 Are you there yet? 70 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,385 Marshall, how long has it been like this? 71 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,345 I can barely breathe in this air. 72 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,183 So much smoke from the looting. 73 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:14,314 No, Ma. There's no looting. That's forest fires in Eshtaol and Tzora. 74 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,694 When you were born, we planted trees there in your honor. 75 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,196 I was hoping to go. 76 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,533 Well, maybe if you guys come back and visit for the holidays, 77 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,452 the fires will be out and I can take you. 78 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:31,915 So, you're staying here? That's what you've decided? 79 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,543 Yes, Ma. I told you, I wanna stay. 80 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:39,631 I know. And I'm telling you, your father has other expectations. 81 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,846 There are laws, Junior. That's all I'm saying. 82 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,933 If the land is designated as protected, then there could be issues. 83 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,310 I have it on good authority 84 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:56,106 there will be exemptions on this protected lands bullshit. 85 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,524 How do you know? 86 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:03,071 How do I know? I have an app on my phone that tells me the future. 87 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,908 Don't be such a-- What do you call it? A putz. 88 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,576 If Mr. Bilton knows something ab-- 89 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:11,622 No, I don't wanna discuss it on this line, or any line, or email. 90 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,708 I'm gonna be back in Miami on Friday. I can see you then. 91 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,003 Look, I wouldn't be here if Bilton didn't want this to happen. Goodbye. 92 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,463 I'm not back till Mon-- 93 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,466 - Where is that? - What? 94 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:25,219 Outside. That doesn't look like Russia. 95 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,931 It just says, "tropical." I mean, I'm not even sure it exists. 96 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:36,396 Oh, shit! Look at it out there. 97 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,940 It's from the forest fire in Ozera. 98 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:40,609 The firemen just quit over wages, and it's burning out of control. 99 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:44,154 750,000 acres. That is happening right now. 100 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,114 Well then, good thing we're leaving. 101 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,700 Is there any special song you want me to sing tomorrow? 102 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:52,329 Yes. One that makes people wanna give me their money. 103 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,583 {\an8}Protests have erupted in major cities 104 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:00,254 {\an8}across Europe and the US today over the perceived lack of progress 105 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,339 {\an8}at the Tel Aviv climate talks. 106 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,884 Issues on the table at Tel Aviv include strengthening prohibitions 107 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,428 against development in protected areas. 108 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,222 Could you turn this shit off? 109 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,771 Namaste, Hannah. Shall we begin? 110 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,585 Okay. Give me a minute. 111 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,253 No, we gotta keep going, Becca. 112 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:43,213 Why the fuck did I do this? 113 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,717 Get pregnant or take a job counting ravens in the middle of the woods? 114 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:50,137 Maybe this is nature's way of telling us to stop making babies. 115 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,055 Still an hour to the evac spot. Come on. 116 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,474 Shit. You were right. 117 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,727 We should've left yesterday. 118 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,854 Hey. It's not your fault the wind shifted. 119 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:03,942 Great. It's Omar. 120 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,570 Are you gonna answer it? 121 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,696 And say what? 122 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,448 Sorry, I can't talk right now, 123 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:12,659 I'm in the middle of a forest fire with your unborn son. 124 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:16,914 Come on. 125 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:36,099 Germany and Italy are losing crops to drought and infestation. 126 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,602 Austria and Poland are dealing with nationalist movements. 127 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:43,315 Raising the number of people the EU is willing to take in right now 128 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,983 is a hard ask. 129 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,611 We need to focus on temperature. 130 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,072 So where do you suggest we tell our people to go? 131 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,365 They have no water. 132 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,076 I think we'd all prefer to solve the problems 133 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,578 that make people leave their homes in the first place. 134 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,788 Agreed. 135 00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,541 The goal here is consensus on temperature. 136 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,335 Keeping it below 2 degrees is critical. 137 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,004 If the temperature goes up 2 degrees or 10 degrees, 138 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,215 it doesn't matter if you have no water. 139 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,843 You catch more flies with honey. 140 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,136 Who are you right now? 141 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,265 An Algerian or a Frenchman? 142 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,771 We're willing to support certain proposals 143 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,900 related to temperature and carbon as long as our basic needs are guaranteed. 144 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,695 Can you elaborate on the term "basic needs"? 145 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,905 Unlimited refuge in Europe? 146 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,952 Water. 147 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,454 We'd like access to state of the art 148 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,207 desalinization and purification technology. 149 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,917 And what do you mean by "access"? 150 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,504 The patents and designs developed by Alpha Hydro Solutions. 151 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:52,885 You think Nicholas Bilton is going to just give you his patents 152 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,678 because we ask nicely? 153 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,182 Okay. Drought leads to instability. 154 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:02,853 Look at Sudan in '24. Cape Town in '27. 155 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,938 Look at the west. Argentina, 2033-- 156 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,025 Look here. We have made such progress in the region. 157 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:11,445 Israel and a Palestinian state are living side by side in peace, 158 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,447 but it can still all unravel so fast. 159 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,907 Is that a threat? 160 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,825 A threat? 161 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,496 No, it's an invitation. 162 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,462 I have to take that call. Okay? 163 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,299 We need water. 164 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:38,305 Mr. Bilton does not give things away for free, 165 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:42,392 so we need to be prepared for what he will ask for in return. 166 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:47,898 We have 3,000 reservations already. Did I tell you who's doing the interiors? 167 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,360 - You said Kanye. Still Kanye? - Yeah! Yeah. 168 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,283 I put together a schedule. 169 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,328 From groundbreaking to grand opening, nine months. 170 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,746 A wise man once said, 171 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:06,291 "What the bulldozers and dump trucks do doesn't matter, 172 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,502 so long as they do a lot of it." 173 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,087 Can you believe these people? 174 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,131 Hard to imagine they can march with their heads up their asses. 175 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,843 They say ice sheet in Greenland is gonna break down the middle. 176 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,429 - 79N ice sheet. - Great, we'll build there next. 177 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,683 They say three-meter sea level rise by the end of the century. 178 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,936 "They"? They also said the same thing about Miami. 179 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,272 All we did was make a fortune retrofitting the buildings. 180 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,941 And guess what? When it goes up another couple of inches, 181 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,777 we'll retro-fucking-fit again and make even more money. 182 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,071 Here's what you need to know about global warmings. 183 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,366 It will all go to shit at the end of the century. One hundred percent. 184 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,411 We'll be dead. We'll have to miss it, 185 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,455 but we'll be smiling in gold-plated coffins designed by Kanye. 186 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,249 So, let's focus on the now. 187 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,253 Top of the World Casino is gonna be the best casino in the world 188 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:54,673 'cause there's nothing else like it. 189 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,217 Holy shit. 190 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,552 Would you look at that? 191 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,054 If we go to 2... 192 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,099 Thank God. The trolls finally shut her up. 193 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,986 So then you're planning to keep it empty for the foreseeable future? 194 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,405 Never mind, Marshall. Forget it. 195 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,533 I'll go ride a bike in the gym or something. 196 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,743 Yes, I understand. 197 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,162 - At least there's no soot there. - Yes, thank you. 198 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,539 Okay, here's the deal. 199 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,583 With the drought and the fires, 200 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,336 they think that filling the pool would be insensitive. 201 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,296 They're worried about the protests. 202 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,882 They're using the pool water to put out the forest fires? 203 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,135 A Lebanese man set himself on fire at the camp yesterday. 204 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,970 Was he protesting me swimming laps? 205 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,722 I know you don't follow this kind of stuff, 206 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:48,685 but a lawyer, David Buckel, in Brooklyn, did the same thing in 2018. 207 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,271 Self-immolated to protest climate change. 208 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,066 - And did it work? Does it ever work? - Define "work." 209 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:58,028 It showed that the world is in pain. That change is needed. 210 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:02,032 The world is always in pain, and it never changes. 211 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:07,746 But to answer your question, work is something you get paid for. A job. 212 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:11,041 - And then there's how the world works. - Well, I get paid in more than money. 213 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,045 Dad, the people here need me. 214 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,841 That's why I am planning on staying in Israel. 215 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,469 The people who are lighting themselves on fire need you? 216 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:27,057 Those people need psychiatric help and fire extinguishers. 217 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,643 - Why does nothing I say matter? - You asked for my help. 218 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:33,397 You said you wanted to be a rabbi, so I paid for you to come here, 219 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,816 - now you're a rabbi. - Yes, I appreciate that. 220 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,443 And then I set up the interview at Temple Israel in Miami. 221 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,487 Don't remember asking you to do that one, but okay. 222 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,575 I paid for the wood tick eradication in their summer camp up in the Catskills 223 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,577 when the Ellenberg child got ill. 224 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:47,870 I appreciate that too. 225 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,080 And because of what I did for them, 226 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:54,543 they are now offering you the position of Youth Rabbi. 227 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,088 That's how the world works. 228 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,516 I want to speak to my wife, please. 229 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,018 Low visibility along... 230 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:15,814 - Hi, baby. Bad timing, I know. - How long till they get to the hospital? 231 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,066 Let me call Dr. Kilmer to make sure-- 232 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,194 She had to evacuate. Her daughter's asthmatic. 233 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,780 BP 152 over 97. Dr. Shearer, that's higher than we'd like it to be. 234 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,032 Who was that? 235 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,826 What's happening, Becca? I'm coming. 236 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,162 No, just stay where you are, okay? 237 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,663 - We'll... - How far along are you? 238 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,165 ...just see what the doctor says, okay? 239 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,750 - But you just told me... - Thirty-one weeks. 240 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,335 ...Dr. Kilmer isn't even there. 241 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:39,505 They just put her on oxygen. I'll call you as soon as we land. 242 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,298 But she's going to be okay, right? 243 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,759 She's not in danger or anything? 244 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,930 - Hello? - Stop! 245 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,140 Let me through! 246 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,854 I am the alpha. I am the omega. 247 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:59,066 I am the air that you breathe and the water that you drink. 248 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,318 I am Nick Bilton, and I own this planet. 249 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:07,491 Mr. Bilton? 250 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,995 In addition to the countries previously mentioned, Mr. Bilton, 251 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:17,459 Egypt, Jordan, Bahrain, Kuwait and Sudan would also be candidates 252 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,337 for the water desalinization patents. 253 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,590 The lawyers are reviewing the legality of such an offering, 254 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,885 but Alpha Hydro Solutions wanted you to know 255 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,013 that giving away the patents would amount to a net loss 256 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:33,016 of over 2.7 billion euros. 257 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,061 Where are we at with the Arctic? 258 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:41,191 The Arctic Council is open to your proposal on underwater mining, 259 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,776 pending UN approval. 260 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:47,364 I'd like to know the total amount of acreage burning worldwide at this moment. 261 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:51,493 And I'd like to know what our people think of 79N 262 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:57,332 and what it means for sea level change in Mumbai, Guangzhou, and... 263 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,628 and Miami. 264 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,213 Yes, Mr. Bilton. 265 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,468 {\an8}Models differ on the future of the 79N glacier in Greenland. 266 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,890 {\an8}Although all agree the giant glacier is melting due to extreme heat and friction, 267 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,768 {\an8}it is unclear if a catastrophic collapse is days away, or possibly years. 268 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,170 Any idea what she's watching? 269 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,173 Fuck if I know. She's probably shopping. 270 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:50,511 If you really wanna know, I am watching the video for my new single. 271 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,432 It's just me in front of a fireplace on this fur rug, 272 00:16:55,432 --> 00:17:00,896 and I'm wearing nothing but whipped cream and a smile. 273 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:08,945 And then in one hand I'm holding a riding crop, and in the other, a leash. 274 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,821 And there are these four supermodels. 275 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,284 And there's this really nasty beat. 276 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,993 You would like that, wouldn't you? 277 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:24,670 She likes fur? I know a guy who still gets polar bear. 278 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,422 They have a thing in Alaska now called a pizzly bear, 279 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,508 comes from a grizzly bear fucking a polar bear. 280 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,719 A friend of mine shot one last year. Any bears on the island? 281 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,221 No, mainly just rocks. 282 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,850 The construction guy says sometimes a walrus swims by. 283 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,518 You want me to ask about pizzly? 284 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,519 - Walrus? - Yeah. 285 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:43,272 Maybe the casino should offer safaris as well. 286 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,525 It could be you with this great big bear, waving at people, 287 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,736 "Come to the Top of the World and make a killing." 288 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,994 Go ahead. Check it out. It's super hot. 289 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:07,171 {\an8}Record heat is being blamed for the spread of wildfires worldwide. 290 00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,840 {\an8}Over 20 million acres have already burned in that-- 291 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,561 Just talk to me about something. Just distract me. 292 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:23,896 Okay, let me think 293 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,607 Fuck, anything! Just-- 294 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,067 The lunch you had with your mother last week, 295 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,486 you never told me how that went? How's she doing? 296 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,030 - It never happened. - What? 297 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,115 I had a job interview. 298 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,200 With who? 299 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,203 Menagerie2100. 300 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,954 Why would you do that? 301 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,748 Because everything's fucking dying around us. 302 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,209 Please, just distract me, please. 303 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,336 Just tell me anything. Tell me a story. Pl-- 304 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,548 Okay. Here's a story about ravens. 305 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,886 Long ago, back at the beginning of the world, 306 00:18:55,886 --> 00:19:01,808 Gray Eagle was the guardian of the sun and the moon and the stars. 307 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:06,313 And back then, Raven was a snow-white bird. 308 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:13,529 And one day, Gray Eagle's daughter invited Raven into her father's house. 309 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:19,117 The total global population is projected to reach nine billion this year. 310 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,329 - Those people are the ones in need... - Hey. I'm flying home. 311 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:26,792 ...of help, not the leaders of the world's largest corporations who we must finally-- 312 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,463 Are you crazy? You go now and you miss Bilton. 313 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,424 We're so close. We need you here, Omar. 314 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,759 She's at the hospital. 315 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,427 So then she's safe, no? 316 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,846 I need to be there. 317 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,474 And on what planet will you and your new family live? 318 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:46,728 What are you doing? 319 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:51,233 Going to be with my wife. You can have my vote. 320 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:09,877 If we go to 2, it's the end of me and you! 321 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:15,299 Welcome to 80 degrees north and 55 degrees east. 322 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,468 Just a few years ago, this was all covered with ice. 323 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,095 There's really nothing up here. 324 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,389 Exactly. That's what makes it a great place to build. 325 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,517 It's all the nothing you could hope for, 326 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,936 but in a year, you'll be able to see it from here. 327 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,523 Ten stories, tropical gardens, floor-to-ceiling smart windows. 328 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,649 Let's hope. 329 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,903 Hope? Fuck hope. Let's build. 330 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:40,365 Mr. Bilton is concerned with this ice sheet in Greenland. 331 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,784 That's the ice sheet I mentioned to you earlier. 332 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,163 - Nick really see it as a problem? - One of two problems. 333 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,247 Two? 334 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,291 I'll show you the other. 335 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,252 And again, there's a splash. 336 00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:58,425 And as he's going down for the third time, 337 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,803 the priest turns to the imam and says... 338 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,183 "Do you think we should show him where the rocks are?" 339 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,939 I left law school a few years back 340 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:16,777 because I realized that the world didn't need another Jewish lawyer, 341 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,529 much to the chagrin of my father. 342 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,325 But we live in a time of crisis. 343 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,702 Not far from here, 344 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:30,290 environmentally displaced people are in need of food and water. 345 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,125 And rest assured, 346 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:36,088 any leader who is not trying to improve the situation is complicit. 347 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,466 It's like Elie Wiesel said, 348 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,928 "We must take sides. 349 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:49,059 Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim." 350 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,689 {\an8}Controversy erupted today at COP42 351 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,859 {\an8}as tech tycoon Nick Bilton was added to the list of speakers 352 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,777 {\an8}at the conference's closing ceremony. 353 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,781 Bilton has drawn the ire of environmental groups in the past, 354 00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:06,660 most recently over his rumored plans to partner in a hotel development project-- 355 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,079 Flight 89 to Newark International Airport 356 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,331 is now boarding at gate 48A. 357 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,749 Last year at Davos, 358 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:17,129 Mr. Bilton said the following about business and environmental regulation. 359 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:22,176 It is entirely possible that the limits we have created for business 360 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:27,347 are also limiting our ability to solve the problem of climate change. 361 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,732 This is bullshit! 362 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:40,194 What the hell are they doing here? 363 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,656 My sister went through all of this with the State Department! 364 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,701 Ben Zucker and the lawyers went over all of this! 365 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:51,830 This is just-- This is part of the-- What the fuck is it called? 366 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,791 The United Nations Convention for the Law of the Seas and the Arctic Council. 367 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,085 Right! China aren't even on the council. 368 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,171 And last time I looked at a map, they're nowhere near here. 369 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:02,049 Actually, they have permanent observer status on the council. 370 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,720 You're the chair, right? I mean, Russia runs the council. 371 00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:09,181 Only until the end of the year. 372 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,475 You can see the issue right here. 373 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,854 Our parcel is connected by an underwater ridge to an area they claim rights to. 374 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,066 You should really look at this. They kind of are connected. 375 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,651 No, they're not connected, babe, 376 00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:22,861 any more than Africa and South America are connected. 377 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,781 Although I'm sure you could find some asshole who feels the need 378 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,866 to put them back together like a puzzle. 379 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,619 The Russians have been here for years, okay? 380 00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:32,412 The Canadians, the Danish. 381 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:36,500 Back when the US was dicking around with the green wet dream, I was planning this. 382 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,711 Pompeo gave a speech about it in 2019. 383 00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,256 Did someone forget to take their meds today? 384 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:46,385 Please don't tell me you woke up this morning and decided to quit being famous 385 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,387 so that you could become a geologist 386 00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:51,682 or whatever the fuck you would need to be to know they're connected. 387 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,725 You invited me. 388 00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:55,185 I'm gonna call my sister. 389 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,991 The boat's called Bing Zhànshì. 390 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,618 The "Ice Warrior." 391 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,537 Wow. I'm impressed. 392 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,789 You speak very well. 393 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:18,333 A lot of my fans speak it. 394 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:22,421 Does he? 395 00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:24,715 Are you kidding? 396 00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:29,845 Hey, it's me. 397 00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:32,931 You're probably asleep, but I'm waking up to a world of shit. 398 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:36,768 So, I'm up at the island, and apparently there's a dispute with the Chinese. 399 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:40,647 Someone is gonna turn a lot of profit from these glaciers melting, 400 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,941 and it's either gonna be the US or China. 401 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:45,611 So if you are feeling patriotic, I suggest you call me back. 402 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,447 I need you to get in touch with Secretary of State Rubio. 403 00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:51,909 Tell him I'm up at the Arctic Circle with my pants around my ankles. 404 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:57,956 Fuck! 405 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:01,877 {\an8}What is this? 406 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,173 What does it say? 407 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:07,716 It's Arabic for mazel tov. 408 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,718 All that means mazel tov? 409 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,263 Well, the rest of it is the kids saying they love your son. 410 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,641 - So cute. - They're planning a party 411 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,434 in honor of Rabbi Zucker tomorrow. 412 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:22,189 Well, we're both excited to see the work that you and Marshall have been doing. 413 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,024 We're discussing a second facility. 414 00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:28,487 I think Rabbi Zucker would make a great director of faith-based services. 415 00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,447 I'm sure he would be, 416 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,742 but he's already accepted a position as Youth Rabbi in Miami. 417 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:37,704 Dad, I don't want to move back to Florida. How many times do I gotta tell you? 418 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:42,209 There are people in Miami, people with whom I have long relationships with, 419 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,169 who are offering Marshall an opportunity. 420 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:48,048 You can't turn it off for even a single moment, Ben. 421 00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:53,804 The joke about the rocks, I taught him that. Excuse me. 422 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,473 Hello, Junior. 423 00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:01,478 I think when he sees the work that you've done, he'll understand. 424 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,813 Let's hope so. 425 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:06,483 - I wanna go fix my face. It's so hot here. - Yeah. 426 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,194 - Excuse me. - All right, Mom. 427 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:12,489 Wait, I'm confused. You're going to Florida? 428 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:13,907 Yes, sir. 429 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,993 How do I get the Chinese out of my Arctic? 430 00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:18,871 The Chinese? I know nothing about the Chinese. 431 00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:20,789 Well, they're parked out in the bay, taunting me. 432 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:24,459 Junior, I'm not a lawyer. I'm just your business manager. 433 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:28,714 But if they're not actually on the island, they may be within their rights. 434 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:31,008 It sounds like we may have a real problem here 435 00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:33,260 - with the Arctic Council. - Ben, Ben. 436 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:36,013 You don't call Bilton with problems, you call him with solutions, 437 00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:37,890 which is why I just called my sister. 438 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,565 Yes, I know Bilton is the richest man on earth, I do, 439 00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:51,528 but what I don't know is if that puts him in a position to change treaties. 440 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:56,783 Help! Somebody call a doctor! Hurry, now. Please. 441 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,369 Ben. He's Nicholas fucking Bilton. 442 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,830 He can change you and I into poor people. 443 00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,001 Mom? Mom, can you hear me? 444 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,920 Hey, Mom, squeeze my hand if you can hear me. 445 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,421 - Hey, Mama. Mom. - Isabel. 446 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,131 Is somebody coming? 447 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,841 Dad, do something! 448 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,010 Get help! Mom! 449 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,929 She has a pulse, Rabbi. 450 00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:20,140 Come on, Mom. Mom, stay with me. 451 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,267 It's all going as planned. 452 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:26,146 He's still under the impression that you are interested in the hotel business 453 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,148 rather than what's beneath the ground. 454 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,942 Quite frankly, he is clueless. 455 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:33,237 All we need now is UN approval. 456 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:34,571 One more thing, sir. 457 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,407 Do you know if he's romantically involved with the woman trav-- 458 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:38,700 Delete message. 459 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:42,454 Chief Counsel Hampton for you. 460 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:43,747 Send them in. 461 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,879 Are we really considering waiving our patents? 462 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,257 Have you seen what's happening? 463 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,223 Markets, please. 464 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:11,859 Nickel is up 5.6%. Cobalt up 7.7. Copper, way up. 465 00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:13,986 All the base metals. 466 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:17,447 You were right. It's the fires. 467 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:22,411 The world is a desperate but predictable animal. And it wants to run on batteries. 468 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,329 That makes Tel Aviv easier. 469 00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:30,294 It's all just one giant, self-regulatory, living feedback loop, isn't it? 470 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,089 Greenland, please. 471 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:38,969 {\an8}And here we have our ice turning into water. Adirondacks, please. 472 00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:41,471 {\an8}Trees turning into fire. 473 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,017 The solution miles from the problem. 474 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,645 Or it's all just chaos out there. 475 00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:55,068 Either view presents us an opportunity. 476 00:28:57,196 --> 00:29:01,033 The man whose house is on fire is incredibly easy to negotiate with, Mikey. 477 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,493 Didn't they teach you that in law school? 478 00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:07,998 Time to go. 479 00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:25,015 Yeah, it's your brother calling again. 480 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:28,560 Did you know that China has a permanent seat on the Arctic Council? 481 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,187 - Did you? - Do you expect me to wear this? 482 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,563 Call me back. 483 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,023 - Do you? - That depends. 484 00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:34,650 Do you really expect to get paid? 485 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:37,861 Because if you do, let me remind you of the deal that we both agreed on. 486 00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,905 You would dress up as a Christmas ornament, 487 00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,490 sing your little song, do your little dance, 488 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,951 I stick a shovel in the ground, we all go home. 489 00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:47,704 Next year, when you have a 100-night residency at my casino, 490 00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,331 wear what the fuck you want. 491 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:52,417 As long as you don't run afoul of a global superpower. 492 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,045 What are you doing? 493 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,380 I wanted that one. 494 00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,633 That one? 495 00:30:01,552 --> 00:30:03,095 Okay. I'll get you another one. 496 00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:05,305 In fact, you can have any rock you want on the fucking island 497 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:06,890 as long as it fits on the plane. 498 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,058 It was gold. 499 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,813 - What? - Yeah. Jordan gave it to me. 500 00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:15,232 He says it's everywhere, if you know where to look for it. 501 00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:19,361 Gold, copper, nickel. Yeah, and there's one other one. 502 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,496 Thank you, Doctor. 503 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,749 I'm sorry I don't have better news. 504 00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:43,969 Here's what the doctor's saying, Dad. 505 00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:48,473 She has a subdural hematoma from the fall. Okay? 506 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:53,270 Her temporal lobe appears to be involved, 507 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,355 so that is why she can't speak. 508 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,151 And so far, the extent of the damage is unclear. 509 00:31:02,154 --> 00:31:03,363 I'm sorry, Dad. 510 00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:11,538 - Dad, do you understand the-- - I'm on the phone. 511 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:16,001 Just pull everything we have on the Arctic development deal. Everything. 512 00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:19,671 As well as all relevant law of the sea statutes. 513 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:21,924 - Yes, and-- - Dad! Hang up the phone! 514 00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:26,178 Marshall! That man and his family have been a client for 25 years! 515 00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:31,600 Twenty-- That woman upstairs who can't move has been your wife for 40! 516 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,686 What? Marshall, where are you going? Marshall! 517 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:52,454 Are you still there? 518 00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:14,852 We may not be able to stop extinction, 519 00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:17,396 but what if we could bring these creatures back? 520 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:20,858 Using the latest genomic technology, 521 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:24,695 {\an8}Menagerie2100 will save what nature cannot. 522 00:32:24,695 --> 00:32:29,074 We are committed to gene-capturing the animals and plants you love, 523 00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:31,118 and the ones you never think about. 524 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,872 We project that by the end of the century, 525 00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:40,210 Menagerie2100 will be able to maintain a vast library of all species, 526 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:43,714 preparing for the day when they can be reintroduced to zoos, 527 00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:46,466 parks and someday even the w-- 528 00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:56,727 Lack of oxygen, hypoxia. He wanted to come out. 529 00:32:57,936 --> 00:32:59,855 Feel like he was safer inside. 530 00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,192 He's lucky he has such a strong mother. 531 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:07,696 He landed. 532 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:09,907 He'll be here soon. 533 00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:13,744 Thank you so much for staying. 534 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:24,046 Can I ask you something? 535 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:25,839 Sure. 536 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,550 On the helicopter, 537 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:33,388 you said you interviewed with Menagerie2100. 538 00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:37,809 So they decide what species survive? 539 00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:40,896 Give up on now. Hope for the future. 540 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,816 And you wanna help with that? 541 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:50,364 Come on. I mean, you see the numbers. 542 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:53,367 The ravens are going away. 543 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,993 The bees are almost gone. 544 00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,331 We're on track to lose a third of life on Earth. 545 00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:02,292 Everyone wants to play God but God, I guess. 546 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:06,463 Maybe it's better than playing funeral director for the Park Service. 547 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:08,590 I don't know. 548 00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:22,563 The fires are spreading further north. 549 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,732 All the way up to Whitefeather Forest. 550 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,652 - They're evacuating Pikangikum. - Oh, my God. 551 00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:31,029 My mother wants to know where she can go that's safe. 552 00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:36,243 I'm not sure safe exists anymore. 553 00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:42,583 Here, take this. 554 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,210 I think it helped. 555 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:46,920 Keep it. 556 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:51,507 Ask your friends at Menagerie if they have a plan to bring us back. 557 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:03,437 Shit. 558 00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:06,690 So, are we groundbreaking or rock collecting? 559 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:12,738 Nickel, copper, what was the third? Cobalt? Was it cobalt? 560 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:15,115 - I don't remember. - Because that's why the Chinese showed up. 561 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,367 Batteries. That's what they want, batteries. 562 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,119 That look like copper to you? That line? 563 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:22,623 I don't know. I'm not a miner. I'm a singer and an actress. 564 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:24,124 Great. 565 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:27,211 Then there's just a chance I'm wandering around a beach staring at fucking rocks. 566 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:32,007 Here's an idea, why don't you ask somebody who knows? 567 00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:33,800 How come Jordan knows and you don't? 568 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,179 Okay. So, if Jordan knows, Bilton knows. 569 00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:42,309 And I bet you our deal is just for hospitality development only, not mining. 570 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:44,603 Then we're out. 571 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:46,438 We're just out. Lost between the laws. 572 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:50,192 Just bent over by the fine print. Castrated by contracts. 573 00:35:50,192 --> 00:35:53,779 'Cause who's going to stay in a hotel with a view of a fucking copper mine? 574 00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,700 So does this mean I'm not singing? 575 00:36:01,328 --> 00:36:04,248 That line there, that's the heart monitor. 576 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:08,252 I don't know. They seem really concerned. 577 00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:14,132 We knew the risks, Becca. We are all filled with plastic now. 578 00:36:16,134 --> 00:36:18,053 Maybe my sperm is defective. 579 00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:20,597 No, I don't think this was you. 580 00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:24,226 I think I did this to him. 581 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:25,310 Did what? 582 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:27,187 He's here. 583 00:36:28,647 --> 00:36:31,275 I'm here. You're here. 584 00:36:34,236 --> 00:36:37,155 I was out in the woods saving birds. 585 00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:40,909 I should have been protecting him. 586 00:36:41,618 --> 00:36:44,705 And I left a climate summit to be with my family. 587 00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:51,003 Are we bad people? 588 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:59,595 I guess we can ask him when he grows up. 589 00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:04,725 It's okay. 590 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:09,396 Okay. 591 00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:18,030 I called the chairman of the board at Temple Israel in Miami. 592 00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:21,366 They want to introduce you officially to the congregation 593 00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:22,993 - during the High Holidays. - Dad. 594 00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:24,119 I bought you a ticket, 595 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:26,914 but they're gonna need your passport number and your vaccine status, 596 00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:30,959 - because goddamn dengue is back and-- - Dad, can you listen to me for one minute? 597 00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:37,174 There are people here who depend on me. 598 00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:41,094 You saw those kids. 599 00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:44,556 You have a mother who's in the hospital. 600 00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,934 She's got a brain injury. She can't use her arms. 601 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:48,769 She can't form sentences. 602 00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:52,022 She's gonna need a great deal of care back in Miami. 603 00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:53,273 I understand. 604 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:57,110 Do you? Do you, Marshall? Do you know how much that woman loves you? 605 00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:59,863 Because if you did, you would come back home with us. 606 00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:00,948 I love her. 607 00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:02,574 "Honor your father and your mother, 608 00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:05,702 so your days may be long upon the land of the Lord your God gives you." 609 00:38:05,702 --> 00:38:09,831 Dad, what is happening right now? You're quoting the Ten Commandments to me. 610 00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:11,375 Do you realize that-- 611 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:15,212 that she would never even have been here walking around through the smoke 612 00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:17,005 if it wasn't for you? 613 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,721 Dad. 614 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,268 Glad she didn't have to hear you say that. 615 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:34,273 I really am glad that her brain does not have to try and make sense of that one, 616 00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:35,566 because mine sure can't. 617 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,151 She needs you. 618 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:39,736 You gonna answer that? 619 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:41,864 Are you? 620 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,619 I need you! 621 00:39:05,387 --> 00:39:06,930 I need you! 622 00:39:10,225 --> 00:39:12,769 The world is on fire! And Bilton is a liar! 623 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,605 Hell is upon us, ladies and gentlemen. 624 00:39:15,314 --> 00:39:16,899 We are living in a disco inferno 625 00:39:16,899 --> 00:39:20,110 where the music is cooking on a dance floor right beneath our feet. 626 00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:24,323 The oven below is slow and low, and we are still not learning. 627 00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:26,617 {\an8}Where did the undying yearning go? 628 00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:29,036 2 degrees. 629 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:33,290 2 degrees will cook the fool out of you. 630 00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:35,250 What are you willing to do? 631 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,585 The world's on fire! 632 00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:37,961 What are you willing to do? 633 00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:40,214 Net-zero now... 634 00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:41,340 How many more? 635 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:43,342 - Don't give a fuck about how. - Hey, sir. 636 00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:45,802 - Net-zero now. - Net-zero. 637 00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:47,638 I say, save the planet somehow. 638 00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:49,473 - What's it gonna take? - Net-zero now. 639 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,683 I say, save the planet somehow. 640 00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:54,645 Or it will save itself from you. 641 00:39:56,355 --> 00:39:58,065 I spoke privately to a delegate 642 00:39:58,065 --> 00:40:02,486 who expressed their frustration as we enter the final evening of COP42, 643 00:40:02,486 --> 00:40:05,030 where the real possibility of raising the temperature ceiling 644 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:09,368 above the previously agreed upon limit is now up for debate. 645 00:40:09,368 --> 00:40:12,287 Both the United States and China, as well as Russia and India, 646 00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:13,580 seem open to this idea... 647 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,457 I wanted to tell you how I decided to vote. 648 00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:17,751 It's all become very complicated. 649 00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:22,756 What does that mean, "complicated"? What decision did you make? 650 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,552 I think I may have made a mistake. 651 00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:27,678 Please make your way-- 652 00:40:28,971 --> 00:40:32,683 You need to tell me, what decision did you make? 653 00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:36,645 I fear I traded the future for the present. 654 00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:39,356 I agreed to an increase. 655 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:46,029 The world is on fire! And Bilton is a liar! 656 00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:48,782 It's done. All parties agreed to our proposal. 657 00:40:49,283 --> 00:40:50,826 Exemptions for patents. 658 00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,538 You never really cared about the casino. 659 00:40:55,747 --> 00:40:58,041 The whole island could end up underwater. 660 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:02,713 My father liked to gamble. I used to go with him to Monaco when I was young. 661 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:06,258 He thought he was so very clever when he beat the odds. 662 00:41:06,258 --> 00:41:08,385 More clever, I think, to control the odds. 663 00:41:14,224 --> 00:41:17,769 The lawyers would like you not to mention the Arctic mining exemptions, 664 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,355 at least not until after the vote. 665 00:41:20,355 --> 00:41:24,151 Of course not. Today's not about the exemptions. Today's about water, 666 00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:28,030 and how Alpha is solving the drought and the resulting refugee problem. 667 00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,073 - Tomorrow, however-- - The world is on fire! 668 00:41:30,073 --> 00:41:31,700 And Bilton is a liar! 669 00:41:34,536 --> 00:41:35,829 Hey, Bilton! 670 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:37,497 The world is on fire! And Bilton is a liar! 671 00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:39,166 This is on you! 672 00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:49,343 Fuck. 673 00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:54,848 When Raven saw the sun and moon and stars and fresh water, 674 00:41:55,724 --> 00:41:57,267 he knew what he should do. 675 00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:02,147 He waited for his chance. 676 00:42:03,482 --> 00:42:05,192 And when no one was looking, 677 00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:08,237 he stole all of them. 678 00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,906 And a brand of fire too. 679 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:16,286 It made so much light. 680 00:42:17,162 --> 00:42:18,872 I don't know what to do, Mom. 681 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:25,963 That he was able to fly far out to an island... 682 00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:31,093 in the middle of the ocean. 683 00:42:33,011 --> 00:42:34,721 And when the sun set... 684 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:39,601 he fastened the moon up in the sky 685 00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:43,605 and hung the stars around in different places. 686 00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:46,275 Bullshit. 687 00:42:46,942 --> 00:42:48,861 And then when he flew over the land, 688 00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:51,572 he dropped all the water he had stolen. 689 00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:54,283 It fell to the ground 690 00:42:54,283 --> 00:42:58,829 and became the source of all the streams and lakes in the world. 691 00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:02,332 And then Raven flew on. 692 00:43:03,709 --> 00:43:08,839 The smoke from the fire he was carrying blew over his white feathers 693 00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,299 and turned them black. 694 00:43:11,842 --> 00:43:14,595 And when his bill began to burn, he dropped the fire. 695 00:43:17,055 --> 00:43:21,852 Raven's feathers never were white again once they'd been blackened by the smoke. 696 00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:26,523 And that is why Raven is a black bird. 697 00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:30,903 I like that story. 698 00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:36,283 It isn't mine. I borrowed it from a friend. 699 00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:40,704 Bullshit. 700 00:44:00,891 --> 00:44:03,185 You are one lucky walrus. 701 00:44:04,186 --> 00:44:07,189 If I had my gun, you would be... 702 00:44:38,929 --> 00:44:42,349 If we go to 2, it's the end of me and you! 703 00:44:42,349 --> 00:44:44,601 If we go to 2, it's the end-- 704 00:44:57,614 --> 00:44:58,782 Good evening, everyone. 705 00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:05,414 It is an honor to be here and to be included in these vital conversations. 706 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,083 Around the turn of this century, 707 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:12,671 climate change was described as a symptom of capitalism. 708 00:45:13,422 --> 00:45:14,464 A symptom. 709 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:19,469 I am here to suggest that capitalism is also the cure. 710 00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:26,643 So, today I can announce that I will make the patents for desalinization 711 00:45:26,643 --> 00:45:31,899 and purification of water available to any country that can demonstrate the need. 712 00:45:35,903 --> 00:45:36,945 Additionally-- 713 00:45:39,198 --> 00:45:43,202 Additionally, Alpha will join the Tel Aviv Accord 714 00:45:43,202 --> 00:45:47,080 in committing to keeping the global temperature increase in this century 715 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,167 as close to 2 degrees Celsius as possible. 716 00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:54,546 With a ceiling of 2.3 degrees. 717 00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:08,393 Thank you. 718 00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:37,005 {\an8}What does an increase in global temperatures by 2 degrees Celsius 719 00:46:37,005 --> 00:46:39,216 mean to you and me? 720 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,885 It means that when the temperature goes up, 721 00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:45,347 our imagination must increase even more. 722 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:51,311 It means that when the sea level rises, we must rise up as well. 723 00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:56,108 It means that when forest fires obscure the horizon 724 00:46:56,108 --> 00:46:59,820 we must look toward each other to find our way forward. 725 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,825 {\an8}We cannot give up and go home for one simple reason. 726 00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:09,997 We already are home. This is our only home. 727 00:47:16,128 --> 00:47:17,754 We're not fucking giving up.