1 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,786 [breathing heavily] 2 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,457 Fuck. 3 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,464 {\an8}- [resident] Yes? - I'm Anna. 4 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,760 {\an8}The server for your party tonight. 5 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,056 - I'm the help. - [door buzzes] 6 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,148 Happy New Year. 7 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,845 [foghorn sounds] 8 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,942 [sighs] 9 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,653 [automated voice] 10 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,322 Anna, are you burdened by debt? 11 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,199 [lock clicks] 12 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,536 Um-- 13 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:45,207 You're finally here. I've been calling and calling the agency. 14 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,292 - Annie, is it? - Anna, yeah. 15 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,753 Sorry, my bike's busted, so I had to walk. 16 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,506 - [reporter speaking indistinctly] - [host] Put your stuff here. 17 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,551 - I trust you brought something to wear? - Yeah. 18 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,637 [host] Alpha, centennial playlist. 19 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,722 ["Up, Up and Away" playing] 20 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:08,480 [gasps] 21 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,732 We don't normally eat like this. 22 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,068 Mind you, it's only because of New Year's Eve. 23 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:17,197 This food cost us six months of our carbon credits, and we're not rich. 24 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,200 You'll get a tip, of course. Just don't expect it to be-- 25 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,411 It's going to be disappointing. 26 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,956 What else? Champagne's there. Hors d'oeuvres over there. 27 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:29,209 And we'll get you out in time for your own party, I promise. 28 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,335 Oh, I don't have-- 29 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:33,881 [host] Auggie? 30 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,472 [sighs] 31 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,141 Tomorrow morning? 32 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,268 [caller] It's always better to start fresh. 33 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:50,939 - To let you know, it will probably be on... - [host] Auggie? 34 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,983 - Did you say something? - No. That's my wife. 35 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,819 - [host] August Bolo, where have you gone? - Does that mean you're reconsidering? 36 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:56,987 No. No, no, no. Um... 37 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,989 [host] Our guests will be here any minute, dear. 38 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,532 No second thoughts. 39 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,868 - [footsteps approaching] - If you say so. 40 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,536 I need a real commitment here. 41 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,163 - [host] Auggie? - I'll be ready. 42 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,122 [device beeps] 43 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,169 I've been searching all over for you. Playing Unicorn Capture again? 44 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,379 What? I don't even like that game anymore. 45 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:19,468 What? A guy can't just sit on the floor of his own closet? 46 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,472 - I'm not playing anything. - Yeah, this time. 47 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,770 Imagine you spent our carbon on something productive, 48 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:33,106 - instead of your virtual pets or games. - Or investments. 49 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:37,694 500 shares in a company that was going to invent self-walking socks. 50 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,196 Those socks were a good idea. 51 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:43,742 Sure, until the prototype walked someone off a cliff. Oops. 52 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:47,120 It was a bridge, and it was poorly marked, and it was badly lit. 53 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,749 Anyway, you're the one who's using all of our carbon points 54 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,334 for this little soiree tonight. 55 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,711 Why are you so dressed up? 56 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,843 It's New Year's Eve, and you're sitting in a closet. 57 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:07,891 At least I'm still trying to, for you, for us, to make things festive. 58 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,434 I'm festive. 59 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,687 You are not festive. 60 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:16,149 You think you know me. You don't know what I-- 61 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,152 What? 62 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,781 What don't I know? [sighs] 63 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,993 - What? - Just saying. 64 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,579 Ugh, forget it. 65 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,873 - [doorbell dings] - They're here. 66 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:36,461 Oh, and Auggie, put on some pants. 67 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,761 - Yay! - Yay! 68 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,680 You're here. You made it! 69 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,640 - Hi. - Eloise. 70 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,517 - Elodie. [chuckles] - Right. 71 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,186 W-Was the last one an Eloise? 72 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,021 - Eleanor. - [host] Oh. 73 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,480 Thank you so much for having us. 74 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,565 - This is-- - Oh. Ah! 75 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,817 - We don't-- - Elodie is trying to bring back hugging. 76 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,945 - It's so natural. [chuckles] - Ah. Yeah. No, we don't touch. 77 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,698 - Anybody? - Anybody. [chuckles] 78 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,534 - Oh. Okay. [chuckles] - [chuckling] 79 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,078 - I love your dress. I love vintage. - Oh, thank you. 80 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,413 Uh, let me take your oxygen. 81 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,748 - I have a girl here. - Oh, here you go. 82 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,374 She's a bit of a mess. Excuse me. 83 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,418 - Annie! - Wow. 84 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,337 - Can I get some help with these? - Yes. 85 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,796 - Ah. - [chuckles] 86 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,049 - [Elodie, Nic] Thank you. - [Anna] Yes. 87 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,384 [camera clicking] 88 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,137 Oh, what is that? Does she have that thing? 89 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,472 The chip, yeah. 90 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,891 Sweetie, didn't we talk about this? 91 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,770 Your apartment just got 6,000 bangs. 92 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:37,397 7,000, 12,000. 93 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,233 - [chiming] - Is that an ad? I hate that. 94 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,401 Okay, drinks! Annie, please. 95 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:46,031 It's micro-engineered grapes from the last decarbonized bubble in Napa. 96 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,157 [Nic, Elodie] Mmm. 97 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,078 Mmm. [smacks lips] Yum. 98 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,580 - Mmm. What a treat. - [grunts, coughs] 99 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,748 It tastes like armpits. 100 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,333 [Anna] I've heard that actually. 101 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,211 [host] That's the Napa terroir, darling. 102 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,797 You've probably never had anything to eat or drink 103 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,549 that wasn't made out of kelp. 104 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:06,635 No disrespect to the kelp farmers in our midst. 105 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:09,179 Oh, none taken. It's a good business. 106 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,933 [Elodie] So, how did you two meet? Did you know it was true love? 107 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,059 We did. 108 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,563 He was the most interesting man I'd ever met. 109 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:21,358 I always believed August was destined for greatness. 110 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,610 And she's been disappointed ever since. [chuckles] 111 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,112 [Elodie chuckles] 112 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:26,738 What do you do? 113 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,824 - [host] Well, first, he tried wind. - I-- 114 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,660 Of course, there's no more wind. 115 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,621 Then solar. Well, that went bust too. 116 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,874 It's not my fault that there's no more wind or sun. 117 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:40,502 It's not my fault that we're drowning in smoke and fog on this desiccated planet. 118 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,588 It's not my fault, Sylvie. It's not my fault. 119 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,716 Whoa. It's no one's fault truly, is it? [chuckles] 120 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:46,925 How did you two meet? 121 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,636 - [Nic] Auggie was my mentor. - [Elodie] Oh. 122 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:53,724 I idolized him. A visionary who had all the skills. 123 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:56,059 Not to mention, a gorgeous young wife. 124 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,396 Taught me everything back when I worked for the government. 125 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,815 Back when I still believed in the government, 126 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,152 along with Santa Claus and binary systems. [chuckles] 127 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,362 When are you getting in the private sector, Aug? 128 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:11,909 You're wasting away in municipal filtration. A cog in the machine. 129 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,744 Time to get out. 130 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,497 You're right. I should get out. 131 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,834 [Nic] I have a friend. [clears throat] 132 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:25,297 Guy's a tech trillionaire in New Zealand. He's bailing on the whole thing. 133 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,757 "Bailing"? What do you mean? 134 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:32,596 Well, planet's unlivable clearly. So, he and his wife signed up to digitize. 135 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,014 [Sylvie] Oh, I've heard of it. 136 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,683 - You upload yourself or something. - [Elodie] Mm-hmm. 137 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:41,605 And they store you in the cloud until the planet heals itself. 138 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:45,943 Whatever that means. Uh, blue skies, clear lakes, breathable air. 139 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,904 At which point, they magically reanimate you 140 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,949 into this decarbonized utopia in a body of your choice. 141 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:55,911 Ugh. Are people really signing up for this nonsense? 142 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:59,998 People will sign up for anything. Moon colony, teleportation. 143 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:04,127 Nobody ever went broke betting on humanity's misguided optimism. 144 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,712 I heard it worked in a dog. 145 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:08,841 More champagne. 146 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,844 - I think it's kinda cool. - Yeah. 147 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:15,514 [Elodie] The cloud sounds more interesting than what your generation calls reality. 148 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:18,016 Okay, I'm sold. What do we bring? 149 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,853 - [chuckles] - Oh, how does one dress for the cloud? 150 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,689 - Is there room service? How's the view? - [Sylvie] Mm-hmm. 151 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:26,275 Come on. It's not a hotel, it's a storage. 152 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,360 They just put you to sleep. 153 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,822 Well, then I hope it's a very deep sleep, 154 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:36,910 and when I wake up, I wanna be in a 22-year-old body with 2.5% body fat. 155 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,246 You are fine as you are. 156 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,456 [Elodie] Yeah. Joke all you want. 157 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:45,627 I, for once, would love to wake up, magically, in a better world. 158 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,213 What makes you think the world's going to get better? 159 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:52,134 I mean, obviously, the sacrifice that everyone's making. 160 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,636 - The rations, everything-- - Oh. 161 00:09:55,304 --> 00:10:00,934 Human history is the story of one terrible catastrophe after another. 162 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:05,981 Most created by our own hopelessly incorrigible selfishness. 163 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:10,235 Well, the problem with beaming into the future is that wherever we go, 164 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,113 we'll have to take us with us. 165 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,365 [Nic] Mmm. [chuckles] 166 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,450 Would you go? 167 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:23,582 The technicians arrive in the morning, first thing. 168 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,169 - Oh, dear! We'd better get packed. - [Nic chuckles] 169 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,922 Oh, I'm honored to be here for your last night on Earth, guys. 170 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,965 How do we celebrate? 171 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,300 [August] We are celebrating. 172 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:37,137 In fact, perhaps that's exactly what this is tonight. 173 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,473 Uh, a going-away party. 174 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,726 You see? I can be festive. 175 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,020 [Nic] Mmm, we're not falling for it, old man. 176 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,856 Unless you're suddenly worth in the trillions, and even then, 177 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,191 you can't get on a list. 178 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,692 Yeah. 179 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,489 Fifteen years ago, I invested in a small tech company. 180 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,742 The last one up in Marin before they all went bust. 181 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,329 LifePause. 182 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:03,997 But-- [stammers] 183 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,627 But nothing you've ever invested in has ever worked out, Auggie. 184 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,338 This did. 185 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:19,471 Alpha, play LifePause. 186 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,184 [singer] LifePause ♪ 187 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:29,189 [ad announcer 1] Meet Buster, the world's first fully-uploaded being. 188 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,569 {\an8}Just months ago, Buster was suffering from arthritis, 189 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,697 {\an8}obesity, depression, and climate fatigue. 190 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,616 {\an8}Using our groundbreaking neuromapping technology, 191 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,995 {\an8}scientists were able to map Buster's entire consciousness 192 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,663 {\an8}and bring the benefits to you. 193 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:47,583 {\an8}For a long time, we thought consciousness lived in the brain. 194 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,335 {\an8}Now we know being alive is a full-body experience. 195 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:54,798 {\an8}Our exclusive nanotechnology maps every neuron of the gut, 196 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,260 the heart, the reproductive system, even the vocal cords 197 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,762 {\an8}through a unique procedure called nanoslicing 198 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:04,057 {\an8}to achieve a level of detail heretofore unimaginable. 199 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,519 [ad announcer 1] After a consciousness is encoded, 200 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,397 {\an8}it can be uploaded, stored in unconscious state, 201 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,774 {\an8}even replicated infinite times, 202 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:17,738 {\an8}and reactivated at any point in a pristine physical vessel of your choice. 203 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,408 [ad announcer 2] Once this technology becomes widely available, 204 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,620 {\an8}anyone who cares about our planet will digitize. 205 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:28,624 It's the only way to completely erase your carbon consumption 206 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:31,835 and experience the full wonders of our restored ecosystems 207 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,045 when you wake up. 208 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:37,257 {\an8}[ad announcer 1] Welcome to the "Same you, better world." 209 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,384 [singer] ♪ LifePause See you tomorrow ♪ 210 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,471 Stop! Stop this insanity. 211 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,306 - [singer] LifePause ♪ - Enough is enough. Please. 212 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,475 - See you tomorrow ♪ - [stammers] Alpha, turn off. 213 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:51,313 Really, Auggie? It was funny at first, but you've taken it too far. 214 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,773 I told you, this is not a joke. 215 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,527 The idea that we would give up our entire lives at the drop of a hat 216 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:59,196 and beam into the unknown? 217 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,616 - Well, I knew you wouldn't go. - [Sylvie] I wouldn't. You're right. 218 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,326 That's why I'm going without you. 219 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,120 Right. Wait, what? 220 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,541 There's only one ticket. And there was a lottery for the investors. 221 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,417 I didn't have a plus-one. 222 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,879 I'm sorry. I-- I thought it was obvious. 223 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:16,964 Oh. 224 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,884 - So you're-- - I'm-- I'm-- 225 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,555 Yeah, I'm going-- I'm g-- I'm-- I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go alone. 226 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:36,525 Drinks. I think I need more to drink. 227 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,485 [Nic] Can we get more champagne out here, please? 228 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,113 Oh, no, something stronger. Bottom cabinet. 229 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,948 Something stronger! Bottom cabinet! 230 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:48,704 - [glass clinking] - You're saying you want to leave me for-- 231 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:52,082 for-- for dogs and windsurfing? 232 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,876 No. [stammers] 233 00:13:58,797 --> 00:13:59,840 I'll take one too. 234 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,383 Uh, me three. Thanks. 235 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,096 [Elodie] Mmm. 236 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:09,099 [Nic] Um... [clears throat] ...I think we should let you two talk. 237 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,268 Yes, we-- we should just leave. Thank you so-- 238 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,645 No, don't go. Please. 239 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,190 It's time to eat. 240 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,150 - Sylvie, I think we should talk. - No. 241 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:23,739 Auggie, I put this dinner together for us for New Year's Eve. 242 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,407 You're going to enjoy it. 243 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,953 [chuckling] Who knows? It may be your last. 244 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,796 Foie gras. From cloned geese in Palo Alto. 245 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,340 - Mmm. - Perhaps you are not familiar. 246 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,799 What is it? 247 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,344 - It's liver. - Probably best just to enjoy it. 248 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:50,390 Farmers force-feed male ducks by ramming pipes of grain down their throats. 249 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,895 The birds' livers swell to ten times their normal size. 250 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,148 They're kept in cages covered in shit. 251 00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:01,485 Some of them choke to death on their own puke 252 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:05,280 or tear out their feathers and attack one another. 253 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,575 Female ducklings are spared that. 254 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,828 Instead, they're tossed, still alive, 255 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,707 - into grinders and ground into cat food. - Mmm. 256 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,085 Bon appétit. 257 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,420 Wow. 258 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,091 - Mmm. [sighs] Mmm. - [Nic sighs] 259 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,803 Wow. That's so inhumane. 260 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,096 Why think about it? 261 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,099 Funny how we call cruelty inhumane, 262 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,018 but really, what's more human than cruelty? 263 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,395 Right, Auggie? 264 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:39,064 [Elodie] But females turned into cat food. 265 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,649 - I mean, that's-- - Oh, buck up, Elodie. 266 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,986 It's hardly a shock to see a female tossed aside. 267 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,905 - You're young... - [Nic sighs] 268 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:50,075 ...but someday you'll find out what it feels like. 269 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,618 Okay, let's not-- 270 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,245 Sylvie, you just don't understand. 271 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:57,291 I'm not tossing you aside. This is actually not about you. 272 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,584 Silly me. 273 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:03,964 My husband would rather be nanosliced than spend one more day in my presence, 274 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,925 and I mistakenly gather it's about me. 275 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,927 Well, I think what he's trying to say is-- 276 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,513 I miss sunsets. [breathes shakily] 277 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,098 I wanna feel rain. 278 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:18,061 I wanna breathe real air without a mask. 279 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,481 I wanna eat something besides kelp 280 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,401 that doesn't cost me six months' carbon rations. 281 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:29,031 It's not that bad. I mean, my God, people have survived much, much worse. 282 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:35,204 Even in the worst of times, people could still look up and see the stars. 283 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,249 I want wilderness, Sylvie. 284 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,752 Everybody wants wilderness... 285 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,089 but we also want love. 286 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:51,136 Wilderness vanished years ago, Auggie. 287 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,597 You chose love. 288 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:58,519 - You chose love, kids, a family. - Oh, you guys have kids? 289 00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,270 - Elodie, don't. - [August] Yes, we do. 290 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,730 - Uh, no, we don't. - Yes, we do. 291 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,898 We don't! 292 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,071 I'm-- I'm sorry. Did I say something? 293 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,281 - [Nic] It's-- - [Elodie] I shouldn't have, right? 294 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,619 I should go after her. 295 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,704 No. 296 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,580 Let me. 297 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,210 Thank you. 298 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,263 [sighs] I don't think he's really gonna go through with it. 299 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,183 - He adores you. - [scoffs] Who cares either way? 300 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,102 You don't mean that. 301 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,436 Oh, no? 302 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,732 - [chuckling] - [Nic chuckles] What? 303 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:52,114 I was imagining how fantastic it would be 304 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:57,953 if they accidentally woke Auggie up in Buster's body. 305 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,371 [both chuckling] 306 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:04,710 Like, just trapped in there like... [barks, growls] "I'm Auggie." 307 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:08,714 [growls, barks] "I'm not a dog." [growls] 308 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:10,674 [both chuckling] 309 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,303 It'd serve him right, honestly. 310 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:22,144 Listen, Sylvie. You have every right to be angry... [sighs] 311 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:27,065 ...but the truth is, I'd kill for what you guys have. 312 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,109 [scoffs] Please. 313 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,654 I bounce from person to person. 314 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:36,825 Elodie, Eleanor, Eloise. It's all the same. 315 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,494 Virtual, AI. 316 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:43,665 Even the real ones have the chip, so when they're having sex with you, 317 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:48,295 they're actually having sex with someone else in their mind. 318 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:54,468 They're searching porn or ex-boyfriends, or ex-girlfriends, or God knows what. 319 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:59,014 [scoffs] I used to not mind it, you know. 320 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:03,519 Cuts down on the pesky complications of intimacy. 321 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,024 But now I'm starting to feel like I might as well not even exist. 322 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:16,490 [chuckles] You wanna talk about digitizing? 323 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,576 I feel like I already have. 324 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,496 Did he tell you he was going? 325 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,124 I imagine he'd want to impress you, 326 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,087 the protégé who outshone him so completely. 327 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:33,131 No. No, I was as in the dark as you are. 328 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:42,057 Then I guess we're both sort of in this together, aren't we? 329 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,141 [Nic chuckles] 330 00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:48,021 Both of us left behind. 331 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,398 You're drunk. 332 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,989 [both chuckling] 333 00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:00,534 Mmm. Are you-- 334 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,246 Are you flirting with me? 335 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,330 [both chuckling] 336 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:10,294 So, I've been trying to get my art career off the ground for years now. 337 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,840 That's one of the reasons why I came here, 'cause Sylvie's an art dealer and... 338 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,091 - Ah. - [Elodie] And I-- 339 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:19,761 I personally like to work with discarded or found material. 340 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,930 - Right. - I-I-I love to work with dung 341 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,098 - because it just-- - Dung? 342 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,641 [Elodie] Yeah, because honestly, 343 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,977 if we don't find the beauty in our waste these days, 344 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,188 I mean, where will we find it, right? 345 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,023 I don't know. 346 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,486 I have to say... 347 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,659 I think what you're doing is very brave. 348 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:47,873 To just take a leap into the unknown. To completely erase your carbon footprint. 349 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,210 I don't know a lot of people that would be courageous enough 350 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,878 to do something like this. 351 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,674 I just think you have one problem. 352 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,759 What's that? 353 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:02,971 Oh, well, you still love your wife. 354 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:10,771 I don't think we should make this night any more complicated than it already is. 355 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:16,109 Oh, I'm not talking about anything complicated. 356 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,322 - Huh. You're not? [chuckles] - Huh. 357 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:24,368 What I'm talking about, it's very simple. 358 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,539 Bodies in space. 359 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,458 Physical attraction. 360 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:36,463 Two lonely people finding each other. 361 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,591 Comforting each other. 362 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,302 [chuckles] 363 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,180 Oh, whoa. Whoa. 364 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:50,310 Uh... [chuckles] ...I'm sorry. I thought-- [stammers] 365 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,313 You know... 366 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,148 W-What? 367 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,441 [sighs] 368 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,194 I don't touch. 369 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:05,450 Ah, yes, you don't. I forgot. 370 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,038 What about with Auggie? 371 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:11,874 I... 372 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,087 I can't remember when. 373 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:22,426 You say you want wilderness. You're already in it. You both are. 374 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,471 Fucking lost in the wild of human relationships. 375 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:30,767 The only way out of it is together. Right? 376 00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:34,479 Maybe you're just doing this to see if she still cares. 377 00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:39,902 Things haven't been good between us for a very long time. 378 00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:44,364 And I know that times can always get better, 379 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,366 but, quite frankly, 380 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:52,164 I'm more optimistic that the Earth will heal than that we will. 381 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:57,961 So, no skin on skin? 382 00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:01,215 [breathing heavily, moaning] 383 00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:09,515 [Nic grunting, breathing heavily] 384 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:12,726 [August] So what are you proposing? 385 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,686 I want your spot on the lifeboat. 386 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,813 [laughs] You wanna digitize? 387 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,441 From the four of us, I'm the one who should go. 388 00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:23,070 I'm-- I'm young. Sorry. 389 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,948 I'm strong enough to build whatever needs to be built. 390 00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:31,703 I'm a joiner. I'm open-minded. I'm eco-conscious. I'm-- I'm tech-savvy. 391 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,455 I-- I have three million followers, 392 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,083 and everything I post gets two to three million bangs. 393 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:40,045 Yeah, but don't you have people or-- or parents? 394 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,297 Or Nic? You got Nic. 395 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:45,968 It's no one that is worth passing up an opportunity like this. 396 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:47,886 The truth is I'm just broke. 397 00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:49,638 I'm a dasher for my day job 398 00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:52,432 and I strip online for black-market carbon, and I just-- 399 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,727 I'm doing all of this just so that I can keep the lights on, 400 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:59,356 so I can do my art after work hours, but I just can't keep up. 401 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,733 I am meant for the future. 402 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,069 - Eloise. - Elodie. 403 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:04,987 Right. 404 00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:10,033 Even if I wanted to give you this spot, which I actually don't, I couldn't. 405 00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:12,119 It's nontransferable. 406 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,080 - Everything is DNA verified. - Okay. 407 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,417 Well, you can give me a fingernail or a hair of your beard. 408 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:21,879 Also, there's a very in-depth psychological evaluation, 409 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:26,758 which, no offense, but I don't think you'd pass. 410 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,844 What's in the evaluation? 411 00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:31,138 - [breathing heavily, grunting] - [zipper opens] 412 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,016 [Sylvie moans] 413 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,101 Alpha, turn on LifePause. 414 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:38,645 [device chimes] 415 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,398 - It's actually just a series of questions. - Okay. 416 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,609 How are you so beautiful? 417 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,444 [breathing heavily] 418 00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:47,112 You're so beautiful. 419 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:50,073 "Have you ever thought about harming yourself?" 420 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,910 - [moaning] - [Nic grunting] 421 00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:56,371 "How many sexual partners have you had, and how were they?" 422 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:59,833 - [Nic] I wish I could touch you. - [moans] But you can't. 423 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,253 "What is your favorite flavor of ice cream and why?" 424 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:04,505 Well, that's easy. 425 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:06,381 - Mint chip. It's delicious. - Mmm. 426 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,175 [moaning continues] 427 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,888 "Have you ever been in love, and how did you know?" 428 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:15,849 "Are you spiritual?" 429 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,309 Oh, yes. [breathing heavily] 430 00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:19,478 "If yes, what do you believe in?" 431 00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:20,687 Oh, God. [breathes heavily] 432 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,981 "What would you do if you were suddenly faced 433 00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,400 with an enormous brown bear?" [chuckles] 434 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,654 Oh, yeah, that-- [clears throat] Some of the questions are simulations. 435 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:30,155 - [bear growls] - [gasps] Oh, my God! 436 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,740 - [Nic yelling] - [moans] 437 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,868 [groans] 438 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,788 It's holo. It's just a exercise, it's not real. 439 00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:39,831 - Wait, wait, wait. - No! It's-- 440 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:44,545 - It's gonna kill me! [screams] - It's fine! Don't run! 441 00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:48,799 - It's-- It's-- [stammers] Elodie! - [Elodie screaming] 442 00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:50,801 - No! Leave me, please! - [bear growling] 443 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,678 [Sylvie] Auggie? What's going on? 444 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:56,431 Ah, it's nothing. It's a psych eval for LifePause. 445 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,684 - Elodie wanted to see it. - [bear panting] 446 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:03,522 - Alpha! Turn off LifePause! - [device chimes] 447 00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,942 What is it evaluating exactly? 448 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:11,947 I guess... [sighs] ...basic survival skills in the wild? 449 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:16,159 Or maybe a person's ability 450 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:19,454 to distinguish between fantasy and what's real? 451 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:24,918 Obviously, you'd make a good candidate. [chuckles] 452 00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:28,547 I wouldn't go. 453 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,718 I would never, ever go. 454 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,179 I wouldn't give up. 455 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:37,389 Sylvie, I-- 456 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:42,102 I didn't wanna hurt you. 457 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:44,855 You didn't. 458 00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:49,568 Okay, but-- but listen... [stammers] ...I-- It's-- I guess, 459 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:53,155 I didn't think you'd care if I left or not. 460 00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:56,783 How can you say that? 461 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,871 I didn't think there was anything left between us anymore. 462 00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:03,540 Don't try to justify it. 463 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,918 Really. Please! You gotta understand, this is-- 464 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:09,546 This is as much of a shock to me as it is to you, in a way. 465 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,632 I mean, I never imagined that it would work 466 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,425 and that I'd be picked for the lottery. 467 00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:16,553 And, certainly, I hoped I'd get a chance to talk to you about it first. 468 00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:19,264 But you never listen to me. 469 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,143 You barely even look at me anymore. 470 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,855 And I know I've disappointed you. 471 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:33,737 I know this is not the life that either one of us envisioned it to be. 472 00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:37,991 I mean, I'm disappointed too. 473 00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:39,576 But... 474 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,997 we could never communicate without fighting. 475 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,792 - Where's Elodie? - Nic, can you give us a minute? 476 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:47,876 Yeah. 477 00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,503 Wait, don't go. 478 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:54,633 [zipper closes] 479 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,094 What? 480 00:27:57,803 --> 00:27:58,804 No. 481 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:00,222 - What is it, buddy? - What? 482 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:01,306 Are you-- 483 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:03,684 Did you-- 484 00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:07,437 No, you didn't. Did you? 485 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:09,565 What did-- [stammering] 486 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,900 I-- [scoffs] What? 487 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,361 You couldn't even wait until I go? 488 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:18,156 - Auggie. It-- It's not what you think. - [August sighs] 489 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:19,658 It-- It was, uh... 490 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:24,746 She started, uh... 491 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,249 i-it. 492 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,669 "She started it"? 493 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:32,754 What are you, six? 494 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:33,839 So, it's true? 495 00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:36,592 No! I-- [stammers] 496 00:28:36,592 --> 00:28:41,263 Okay, yes, but it was completely contactless. 497 00:28:41,263 --> 00:28:44,600 - Right. - And, of course, 498 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,228 it's still stupid and awful. 499 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,772 - Well, I don't think it was-- - Shut up, Nic! 500 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:56,069 But it was only because you were-- 501 00:28:57,279 --> 00:29:01,742 I mean, we are both y-- You're leaving us. 502 00:29:01,742 --> 00:29:05,162 And-- And it happened! 503 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:07,164 Well, this is just perfect! 504 00:29:08,373 --> 00:29:11,710 It's just really perfect! 505 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:18,425 You just had to have the final victory, didn't you? 506 00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:23,013 One last kick to the face and then just send me on my way! 507 00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:25,849 That's-- That's not what this was. 508 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,518 - [Anna] Excuse me. - What is it? 509 00:29:27,518 --> 00:29:32,356 Oh, I am sorry. Just, um, dinner is served. 510 00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:34,650 ["Time Of The Season" playing] 511 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:52,292 Thank you. 512 00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,881 Would you like some tomatoes, sir? 513 00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,132 - [August] No. - Okay. 514 00:30:09,268 --> 00:30:11,603 - [Sylvie] Alpha, off. - [music stops] 515 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:17,276 I'd like to make a toast. 516 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:19,486 Okay, I think I'll just be-- Okay, bye. 517 00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:22,614 A toast of gratitude, really. 518 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:28,245 See, it's my last night on Earth, in this particular era, anyway. 519 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,496 And honestly, 520 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:34,001 a part of me thought that it would be sort of a-- a bland farewell. 521 00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:37,713 Great meal, couple of funny stories. 522 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,841 [chuckling] Like that time we went on that karaoke bender, 523 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,969 until we sang every last song from the Blue Ivy Carter Holiday Album. 524 00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:47,806 You had the whole audience transfixed by the sound of your voice. 525 00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:50,726 You had me, anyway. 526 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:55,063 And so I thought, let's just let be bygones be bygones. 527 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:58,483 Bury a couple of our many hatchets. 528 00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:03,155 Find some resolution for my time here, for our time here. 529 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,910 Because there were some good times. 530 00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:12,331 But things have taken a-- a turn. 531 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,168 Some might wonder if I'm angry. 532 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,547 It's my last night on Earth. 533 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,841 My wife fucks my friend. 534 00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:24,718 Someone whom I've worked with 535 00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,304 - and mentored. - [sighs, groans] 536 00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:30,766 I've always looked up to you. It was contactless. 537 00:31:30,766 --> 00:31:34,478 The truth is, you both have given me a great gift. 538 00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:41,151 If ever I had any doubt about digitizing, you have utterly squashed them. 539 00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:47,074 You leave me now with zero regrets, no second thoughts, 540 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:50,160 nothing but excitement about what's to come. 541 00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:54,623 So, I wanna thank you, both of you, 542 00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:59,461 for making my decision to leave you forever 543 00:32:01,213 --> 00:32:07,386 so absolutely and appallingly clear. 544 00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:13,809 So, cheers. 545 00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:15,435 - [August sips] - [stammers] 546 00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:29,199 [sighs] 547 00:32:32,578 --> 00:32:36,248 To my darling Auggie, 548 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:44,173 I'd be lying if I said I hadn't, at times, fantasized about something like this. 549 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:48,468 What wife hasn't thought about how lovely it would be 550 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:53,348 to slowly slice up her husband like a giant, juicy melon? 551 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:59,104 So, thank you, Auggie, for ending our time so seamlessly, 552 00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:01,940 and for once in your life, 553 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:06,445 planning and organizing something yourself. 554 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:12,451 I guess there's a lot to celebrate tonight after all. 555 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:22,544 I-I also have something to-- to say. 556 00:33:22,544 --> 00:33:24,421 - It's clearly not the time-- - [shushes] 557 00:33:27,132 --> 00:33:28,800 You're all fucking crazy. 558 00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:32,721 He's crazy, she's crazy, and you're crazy for bringing me here. 559 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,973 [breathes shakily] 560 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:37,392 We're over. That's all. 561 00:33:38,268 --> 00:33:40,270 [scoffs, clears throat] 562 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:46,235 Well, I suppose if we're all making toasts, 563 00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:47,653 I'll say a few words. 564 00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:50,489 Auggie... 565 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:56,703 I'm sorry I had contactless sex with your wife on your last night on Earth. 566 00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:59,665 It wasn't my intention to hurt you or ruin your evening. 567 00:33:59,665 --> 00:34:02,042 [August] It's fine. It was a drunken mistake. 568 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,336 No, that's the thing I wanted to clarify actually. 569 00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:06,755 Um... [clears throat] 570 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:09,091 [sighs] Yeah, I wanna say this. 571 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:12,010 This feels right. 572 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,471 This was no mistake for me. 573 00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:20,393 I am-- I've always been in love with you. 574 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,187 [sighs] 575 00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:23,355 Jesus Christ. 576 00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:26,315 I've been in love with her for well over a decade now. 577 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,527 Since the first time I saw her, actually. 578 00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:33,907 We have come close to hooking up a couple of times over the years. 579 00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:36,368 Oh, no, we didn't. 580 00:34:36,368 --> 00:34:37,786 At my dad's funeral. 581 00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:42,708 Oh, come on! It w-- It was just a hug. I felt bad for you. 582 00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:46,920 And, of course, Sylvie's the reason I could never be with anyone else. 583 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:51,216 Not really. Everyone paled in comparison. 584 00:34:51,216 --> 00:34:52,134 Oh. 585 00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:53,802 [Nic sighs] 586 00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:56,304 I don't think you're crazy for wanting to get the hell out of here, 587 00:34:56,304 --> 00:35:03,270 but I do think you're crazy for leaving your wife. 588 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:07,149 An amazing, beautiful woman. 589 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:12,779 I hope that, um, when Auggie's gone... 590 00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:15,741 Ah, Jesus. 591 00:35:15,741 --> 00:35:17,701 - [Elodie] Oh! Get him! Yes! - [Sylvie] Auggie! No! 592 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,412 - The food! No! - [Elodie] Shut it! Don't even-- 593 00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:22,956 - Cheating, wife-stealing-- - [struggling] 594 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:24,583 - Auggie! - You stay away from my wife. 595 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:27,169 - I'll fucking kill you, you fuckface! - Get off of him! 596 00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:29,004 Leave him alone! 597 00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:31,882 - [Elodie] Get off of him! Get off of him! - [Sylvie] No! 598 00:35:31,882 --> 00:35:34,343 - Enough! - [August panting] 599 00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:38,263 Daddy? What's going on? 600 00:35:38,263 --> 00:35:40,182 Go back to bed, Agnes. 601 00:35:40,182 --> 00:35:42,643 What are you doing? 602 00:35:42,643 --> 00:35:43,727 It's-- [stammers] 603 00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:47,731 We're just playing a little game, honey. Funny, right? 604 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:48,815 Can I play? 605 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:52,027 No, sweetheart, you should be in bed. Let me take you back up, okay? 606 00:35:52,027 --> 00:35:54,363 - They do have a child. - It's complicated. 607 00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:55,447 [August] No, sweetie. 608 00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:58,408 - I'm gonna put her to sleep. - No, please don't do that. 609 00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:00,077 - I have to. - Don't. 610 00:36:00,077 --> 00:36:01,787 [Sylvie] Agnes, go to sleep. 611 00:36:01,787 --> 00:36:03,497 [chimes] 612 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:10,170 - I hate it when you do that. - I know. I hate it too. 613 00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:14,424 But maybe it's time we all gave up our illusions. 614 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:16,593 I'll take her back upstairs. 615 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:32,860 - Is she a... - [Nic] Yep. Infertility-bot. 616 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:35,153 [Elodie] I've never seen one so real. 617 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:38,282 I think you should go now. 618 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:42,119 - [Nic] Sure. Of course. - [Elodie] Yeah. 619 00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:47,916 Um, Sylvie. Sylvie? I was talking to Auggie about maybe giving me his ticket. 620 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:49,835 I really wanna go. 621 00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:55,966 You're young. You have time. One day, everyone will be doing it. 622 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,801 Yeah. 623 00:36:58,302 --> 00:36:59,720 We need our oxygen. 624 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:02,097 Annie? 625 00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:04,433 [stammering, clears throat] 626 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:10,689 Sorry for the mess. 627 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:11,982 Not a problem. 628 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,109 A-And the food was delicious, really. 629 00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:18,488 Oh, I didn't make it. I'm just the server. Freelance. Maid. [chuckles] 630 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:19,823 [Elodie] Oh. 631 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,283 Do you have the chip? 632 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:22,826 No, I could never afford it. 633 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,953 Oh, I know a guy that does it for very cheap. 634 00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:27,122 If you're okay with ads, yeah? 635 00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:30,375 [sighs] Here you go. 636 00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:33,504 Um... 637 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:37,132 Uh, happy New Year's. 638 00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:40,344 [inhales deeply] 639 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:42,513 Tell him to have fun up there. 640 00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:45,641 I will. If he remembers how. 641 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:50,354 He was a good friend. Tell him I'm-- I'm sorry-- 642 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:51,855 I will. Bye, Nic. 643 00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:00,697 - Sylvie, if there's a chance-- - Bye. 644 00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:01,782 I-- 645 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:14,336 It's okay, you can go up and turn in. I'll finish this up and let myself out. 646 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:17,464 It's New Year's Eve. Didn't you say you had somewhere to be? 647 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:18,590 No, nowhere. 648 00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:20,425 Oh. 649 00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:24,471 The last heat wave wiped out my family and most of my friends. 650 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:28,475 I was a massage therapist in Burbank. 651 00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:30,978 When there was a Burbank. 652 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:34,398 [sighs] I'm so sorry. 653 00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:36,525 Anyway, it's funny. 654 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:40,487 Your life looks pretty good to me. [chuckles] 655 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,447 Oh, yeah. 656 00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:43,574 [chuckles] 657 00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:45,617 Let me give you that tip. 658 00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:48,120 - No, you already said not to expect, so... - [scoffs] 659 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,539 - The least I can do. - [device chimes] 660 00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:51,623 Thanks. 661 00:39:03,844 --> 00:39:06,471 [singing in French] 662 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:15,689 [singing continues] 663 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,236 I suppose you have to pack. 664 00:39:22,863 --> 00:39:24,031 Or maybe you don't. 665 00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:27,326 Do you have to pack? 666 00:39:28,994 --> 00:39:30,329 Can I pack your voice? 667 00:39:32,748 --> 00:39:33,749 No. 668 00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:39,671 I sing to her every night, Auggie. 669 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:42,049 I know you do. 670 00:39:46,178 --> 00:39:47,763 I know it's ridiculous. 671 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:52,684 I know she can't hear me. [chuckles] 672 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:55,187 [chuckles] It is not ridiculous. 673 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:06,073 You're going tomorrow, but the truth is, you left a long time ago. 674 00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:08,575 And I don't blame you. 675 00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:11,203 I've been cruel. 676 00:40:14,331 --> 00:40:15,624 I get it. 677 00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:18,377 You want wilderness. 678 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,672 You want to see stars. 679 00:40:24,299 --> 00:40:25,467 Sylvie, I-- 680 00:40:32,057 --> 00:40:36,395 - I don't want to go. - Oh. Don't. [huffs] 681 00:40:37,688 --> 00:40:42,609 Don't stay out of guilt or because you're afraid. 682 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:43,902 That's not it. 683 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:49,491 I just don't wanna... 684 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:54,454 I don't wanna... 685 00:40:58,041 --> 00:40:59,209 give up on us. 686 00:41:00,502 --> 00:41:04,256 Or this whole miserable planet. [chuckles] 687 00:41:05,215 --> 00:41:06,300 I love you. 688 00:41:08,010 --> 00:41:09,761 I love you too, Auggie. 689 00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:18,103 [both sigh] 690 00:41:21,356 --> 00:41:24,193 [fireworks exploding] 691 00:41:24,193 --> 00:41:25,319 What's that? 692 00:41:25,319 --> 00:41:26,403 It's midnight. 693 00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:29,698 Come on, let's go. Come on. 694 00:41:32,326 --> 00:41:34,119 Part of this-- Come, I'll show you. 695 00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:36,205 [fireworks continue] 696 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:41,460 [Sylvie gasps] 697 00:41:44,296 --> 00:41:46,924 [people chuckling, whistling] 698 00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:55,140 Happy New Year, Auggie. 699 00:41:56,475 --> 00:41:57,726 [August] Happy New Year. 700 00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:11,990 [foghorn sounds] 701 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:16,870 [news anchor] A happy and healthy 2069 to all our friends in the Bay Area. 702 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:20,499 At this hour, prosecutors at the International Criminal Court in The Hague 703 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:24,628 are preparing additional indictments against individuals and corporations 704 00:42:24,628 --> 00:42:28,257 accused of committing ecocide and other crimes against nature. 705 00:42:28,257 --> 00:42:30,634 - [inhales deeply] - The tribunal on climate crimes 706 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:33,387 also reported that the proposed financial settlement 707 00:42:33,387 --> 00:42:35,514 on the matter of environmental reparations 708 00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:37,599 to first peoples in the southern hemisphere 709 00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:40,018 has been rejected by lawyers from the Global North... 710 00:42:40,018 --> 00:42:42,062 [vehicle approaches] 711 00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:45,065 This, as the price of carbon is ticking up higher again 712 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,817 this morning in world markets, 713 00:42:46,817 --> 00:42:50,279 with heavy trading in commercial credit and individual offerings. 714 00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:25,898 - August? - Augustine. 715 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:29,151 It says ''male.'' 716 00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:33,197 I don't see how my gender identity is any of your business. 717 00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:36,325 {\an8}DNA sample? 718 00:43:38,243 --> 00:43:39,244 Here. Just... 719 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:51,215 Okay. That works. You're good to go. 720 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,429 ["In the Year 2525" playing]