1 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:11,308 [Man] 'One of the most reviewed and most reviled rock phenomena 2 00:00:11,408 --> 00:00:13,179 'of recent weeks, we got a few votes: 3 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:14,682 'Sex Pistols. 4 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,555 'You can hear them warming up in the background even now.' 5 00:00:17,655 --> 00:00:19,524 [♪ Band strikes up] 6 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:23,466 - 'Take it away!' - ♪ Flowers 7 00:00:23,567 --> 00:00:26,438 ♪ Romance 8 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:28,175 ♪ Baby 9 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:33,587 ♪ A Woodstock coming for me ♪ 10 00:00:33,687 --> 00:00:35,156 One, two, three, four! 11 00:00:35,256 --> 00:00:37,561 ♪ Get off your arse! ♪ 12 00:00:40,601 --> 00:00:42,705 Francie, are you watching? 13 00:00:42,805 --> 00:00:45,476 [Francie] 'Oh, Lord, yes, I am watching.' 14 00:00:48,383 --> 00:00:51,690 ♪ I am an Antichrist 15 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:55,396 ♪ I am an anarchist 16 00:00:55,496 --> 00:00:58,637 ♪ Don't know what I want, but I know where to get it 17 00:00:58,737 --> 00:01:01,609 ♪ I want to destroy your passion, boy 18 00:01:01,709 --> 00:01:04,414 ♪ Cos I... 19 00:01:04,514 --> 00:01:07,520 ♪ I want to be... 20 00:01:07,621 --> 00:01:10,594 ♪ Anarchy ♪ 21 00:01:10,694 --> 00:01:12,598 "Anarchy in the UK" 22 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,470 is a call to arms 23 00:01:15,571 --> 00:01:18,209 for all the kids who feel that rock 'n' roll 24 00:01:18,309 --> 00:01:19,645 has been taken away from them. 25 00:01:19,745 --> 00:01:21,616 [Francie] "Meet Malcolm McLaren. 26 00:01:21,716 --> 00:01:23,887 "He runs a shop called 'Sex'. 27 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:27,494 "He manages a group called 'The Sex Pistols'. 28 00:01:27,595 --> 00:01:30,266 "His rockabilly leathers deconstructed 29 00:01:30,366 --> 00:01:34,776 "by the effete white scarf that shrouds his whey face." 30 00:01:35,811 --> 00:01:37,280 What's a "whey face"? 31 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:39,251 I don't know. There's a picture. 32 00:01:39,351 --> 00:01:40,754 That face must be "whey". 33 00:01:43,526 --> 00:01:47,300 Fundamentally, rock is a young people's music. 34 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,438 [Jeannie] "McLaren declares himself 35 00:01:49,539 --> 00:01:52,510 "the commissar of a youth revolution." 36 00:01:52,611 --> 00:01:53,714 The bus! 37 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,951 Come on, I want to get to the back. 38 00:01:58,924 --> 00:02:01,696 ♪ How many ways to get what you want... ♪ 39 00:02:01,796 --> 00:02:05,470 We have created a brand new... 40 00:02:05,571 --> 00:02:08,275 "...generation gap," says McLaren. "16-year-olds..." 41 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,614 ...are telling 18-year-olds that they're too old. 42 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,685 Move along, foetus. 43 00:02:14,856 --> 00:02:17,293 Look at this clown! 44 00:02:17,393 --> 00:02:20,801 ♪ Anarchy... ♪ 45 00:02:20,901 --> 00:02:23,272 [♪ Music continues] 46 00:02:23,372 --> 00:02:25,276 [Laughing] 47 00:02:29,819 --> 00:02:32,725 All kids are anarchists... 48 00:02:33,392 --> 00:02:34,461 Malcolm! 49 00:02:34,562 --> 00:02:36,866 ...until they get dragged into the system. 50 00:02:39,037 --> 00:02:40,674 All the other bands that have risen 51 00:02:40,774 --> 00:02:43,814 out of the wake of the Pistols are great. 52 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,753 It's like having an army behind you. 53 00:02:46,853 --> 00:02:50,526 We are to the Bay City Rollers 54 00:02:50,627 --> 00:02:52,430 what the Stones were to the Beatles. 55 00:02:54,903 --> 00:02:56,338 See, that's cool, innit? 56 00:03:02,585 --> 00:03:04,521 It says here they're going to do a tour up North. 57 00:03:04,622 --> 00:03:05,891 Are they coming to Huddersfield? 58 00:03:05,991 --> 00:03:07,561 It doesn't say. 59 00:03:07,661 --> 00:03:10,399 - What are you slags wearing? - Show us your tits. 60 00:03:10,499 --> 00:03:11,703 Show us your arse. 61 00:03:11,803 --> 00:03:13,740 Get, you know... Get lost! 62 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,677 [Laughing] Ooh! 63 00:03:15,777 --> 00:03:17,648 - That wasn't very Punk. - OK. 64 00:03:17,748 --> 00:03:19,017 I'm just getting used to it. 65 00:03:21,422 --> 00:03:23,593 ♪ Anarchy 66 00:03:24,428 --> 00:03:26,599 ♪ The way to be... ♪ 67 00:03:29,873 --> 00:03:32,277 [Gunshot] 68 00:03:46,907 --> 00:03:48,710 What do you think? 69 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:50,446 That has got "hit" 70 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:52,651 - written all over it. - Cheers. 71 00:03:52,751 --> 00:03:54,454 When you get your new recording contract, 72 00:03:54,555 --> 00:03:56,793 I'd definitely suggest this is your first single. 73 00:03:56,893 --> 00:03:59,632 Thank you, Dave! 74 00:03:59,732 --> 00:04:02,337 Next time I need advice from a stoned-out hippy, 75 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:04,508 I'll know precisely where to turn. 76 00:04:04,609 --> 00:04:06,880 In the meantime, please stick to your assigned role 77 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,750 as a third-rate sound engineer. 78 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:11,623 He's just jealous cos I wrote the tune and most of the lyrics, 79 00:04:11,723 --> 00:04:13,492 apart from that rewrite you did on the 2nd verse 80 00:04:13,593 --> 00:04:15,597 which admittedly is an improvement. 81 00:04:15,697 --> 00:04:18,637 The only thing that makes it not an ABBA song, 82 00:04:18,737 --> 00:04:21,910 is that I sing "pretty va-cunt", 83 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:25,751 whereas you wanted "pretty vacant". 84 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:28,489 Dave's right. When we present to potential record companies... 85 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:29,892 Shut up, Glen! 86 00:04:29,992 --> 00:04:31,696 Ugh! Are we fighting again? 87 00:04:31,796 --> 00:04:34,569 "Pretty Vacant" does not represent us as a band. 88 00:04:34,669 --> 00:04:36,438 Oh, no, not like "Anarchy". 89 00:04:36,539 --> 00:04:39,779 "I'm an anarchist. I'm an Antichrist." 90 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:41,749 Do you know what a hard time my mum gets at work 91 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,118 over those lyrics? 92 00:04:43,218 --> 00:04:45,657 Because "anarchist" and "Antichrist" don't rhyme? 93 00:04:45,757 --> 00:04:47,728 [John] I'm the one who people notice. 94 00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:50,466 And I'm the one who bears the consequences, 95 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:52,905 so pardon me, Glen, 96 00:04:53,005 --> 00:04:56,111 if I don't give a fuck what your mum thinks! 97 00:05:00,486 --> 00:05:02,523 Mind out, lads. 98 00:05:05,496 --> 00:05:06,531 What is this? 99 00:05:08,603 --> 00:05:11,976 [Malcolm] That is a call to arms. 100 00:05:12,076 --> 00:05:13,914 That is a stream of unpunctuated hot air 101 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,383 from a broken hair dryer. 102 00:05:16,518 --> 00:05:17,922 Oh, please don't allow me 103 00:05:18,022 --> 00:05:20,426 to interrupt your very important potato prints. 104 00:05:20,526 --> 00:05:22,631 Not important enough for you to mention in your interview. 105 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:25,537 Ah! Bruised ego, is it? 106 00:05:27,908 --> 00:05:29,411 I like the "anarchy" bit. 107 00:05:29,511 --> 00:05:31,616 What about the "Bay City Rollers" bit? 108 00:05:31,716 --> 00:05:34,454 The bit about the shop and the band sharing a name? 109 00:05:34,555 --> 00:05:35,824 Well, it's just always good 110 00:05:35,924 --> 00:05:38,495 to throw some facts in with the bullshit. 111 00:05:38,596 --> 00:05:41,134 I'm changing the name of the shop. 112 00:05:41,234 --> 00:05:43,740 Well, we can't change the name of the band now. 113 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,811 The shop is not there to service the band. 114 00:05:45,911 --> 00:05:49,552 The shop is not there to reinforce your brand. 115 00:05:51,556 --> 00:05:52,825 Well, what is it there for, then? 116 00:05:52,925 --> 00:05:57,166 To expose hypocrisy and provoke revolution. 117 00:05:57,266 --> 00:06:00,874 What, with sticky back plastic and squeezy bottles? 118 00:06:00,974 --> 00:06:02,510 [Grunts] 119 00:06:02,611 --> 00:06:04,649 Do you know the difference between you and me, Malcolm? 120 00:06:04,749 --> 00:06:09,124 How do I differ from thee? Let me count the ways... 121 00:06:09,224 --> 00:06:13,733 Your idea of ambition is to be the new George Epstein. 122 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,438 Brian Epstein. It's "Brian". 123 00:06:16,539 --> 00:06:20,479 And my idea of ambition is to be the new Boudica. 124 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,918 I want to ride a chariot down Oxford Street 125 00:06:23,018 --> 00:06:25,056 and burn this city to the ground. 126 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:27,561 Oh! 127 00:06:31,569 --> 00:06:35,610 So, what does Boudica want to call her new boutique, then? 128 00:06:38,115 --> 00:06:39,785 "Seditionaries". 129 00:06:42,257 --> 00:06:45,564 [♪ "St. James Infirmary Blues" on acoustic guitar] 130 00:06:47,568 --> 00:06:49,538 There you go. 131 00:06:50,574 --> 00:06:54,548 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da, da, da-da 132 00:06:55,851 --> 00:07:00,092 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪ 133 00:07:00,192 --> 00:07:02,598 You're a fucking great guitarist. 134 00:07:02,698 --> 00:07:04,935 - You know that? - I'm not. 135 00:07:06,071 --> 00:07:07,708 You're just really shit. 136 00:07:09,044 --> 00:07:10,513 Mouthy Yank! 137 00:07:11,148 --> 00:07:13,485 Play with me. 138 00:07:13,586 --> 00:07:15,691 You might learn something. 139 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:19,832 ♪ I went down St. James Infirmary 140 00:07:20,934 --> 00:07:24,007 ♪ I saw my sweetheart there 141 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,787 ♪ Lying on a table 142 00:07:30,887 --> 00:07:37,233 ♪ Oh, so cold, so white, so fair... ♪ 143 00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:43,045 [♪ Song continues] 144 00:07:43,145 --> 00:07:45,516 We do make great music together. 145 00:07:45,617 --> 00:07:48,021 You talking about the lying-down kind, or the sitting-up kind? 146 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:49,825 Both. 147 00:07:49,925 --> 00:07:51,596 Well, actually there's more than two 148 00:07:51,696 --> 00:07:54,300 cos you can do the lying-down music... 149 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,839 standing up and sitting down. 150 00:07:56,939 --> 00:07:58,943 And you can do the sitting-down music 151 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:02,083 - standing up and lying down. - [She laughs] 152 00:08:02,183 --> 00:08:03,586 It's confusing 153 00:08:03,686 --> 00:08:05,189 speaking in metaphors all the time, isn't it? 154 00:08:05,289 --> 00:08:08,028 Ugh, it's a right nause! 155 00:08:08,128 --> 00:08:11,234 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da, da, da-da... ♪ 156 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:12,704 What is a metaphor? 157 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:15,710 It's a thing that's like a thing. 158 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,248 Right. 159 00:08:19,652 --> 00:08:22,591 Those northern towns are gonna hate you. 160 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,333 [Steve] Might not make it back alive. 161 00:08:28,235 --> 00:08:30,640 [Chrissie] Might not. 162 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:33,813 [Steve] We'd better make music one last time... 163 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:35,984 ...before I leave. 164 00:08:37,353 --> 00:08:40,192 See, now that... 165 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:42,598 is a metaphor. 166 00:08:42,698 --> 00:08:44,635 ♪ Da... 167 00:08:45,804 --> 00:08:48,175 ♪ Da, da, da-da... 168 00:08:49,812 --> 00:08:51,214 ♪ Da-da 169 00:08:51,314 --> 00:08:53,620 ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da-da ♪ 170 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,694 [Steve] Fucking hell! Go on, Cookie, push! 171 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:02,136 - Are you doing anything? - My foot's all the way down! 172 00:09:02,236 --> 00:09:05,142 [Indistinct shouting] 173 00:09:05,242 --> 00:09:07,748 Get in! 174 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,819 Wait! I'm up front. I'm the navigator. 175 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:11,756 - I'm up front. I'm the star. - No, you're not. 176 00:09:11,856 --> 00:09:14,995 ♪ There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply 177 00:09:15,095 --> 00:09:18,035 ♪ Oh, just remember, I don't decide 178 00:09:18,135 --> 00:09:21,308 ♪ I got no reason, it's all too much 179 00:09:21,408 --> 00:09:23,646 ♪ You'll always find us 180 00:09:25,449 --> 00:09:28,823 ♪ Out to lunch 181 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:31,294 ♪ Oh, we're so pretty, oh, so pretty... ♪ 182 00:09:31,394 --> 00:09:33,398 [Crowd booing] 183 00:09:33,498 --> 00:09:35,202 ♪ We're vacant 184 00:09:35,302 --> 00:09:38,776 ♪ Oh, we're so pretty, oh, so pretty ♪ 185 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:40,412 [Man 1] You're not special! 186 00:09:40,512 --> 00:09:42,784 [Man 2] Get here, you fucking cunt! 187 00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:44,420 There's gonna be a riot! 188 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,057 Come on! 189 00:09:47,995 --> 00:09:50,867 Oh, look, the northern oafs are snogging. 190 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:53,907 I didn't know Barnsley was this brutal. 191 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:56,946 To be honest with you, son, it's like this most Saturday nights. 192 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:58,750 It's Wednesday. 193 00:09:59,986 --> 00:10:02,023 The ceiling. 194 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:06,064 [Viv] We're going for a bombed-out look. 195 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:08,903 Yeah, just smash some holes into it. 196 00:10:09,003 --> 00:10:10,239 It's full of asbestos. 197 00:10:10,339 --> 00:10:11,943 If you unsettle it, it'll kill you. 198 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,780 I can't ask my lads to touch it. 199 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,453 OK, thank you very much for coming out! 200 00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:20,359 [♪ SEX PISTOLS: "Pretty Vacant"] 201 00:10:25,069 --> 00:10:26,939 Victory! 202 00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:28,275 You fool! 203 00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,316 I'm starving. It's obscene. 204 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,354 well, I've only been provided with money 205 00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:35,991 for petrol and accommodation. 206 00:10:36,091 --> 00:10:38,228 [John] We can't work if we're starving. 207 00:10:38,328 --> 00:10:40,065 - Yeah, fill 'er up, will you? - Yeah. 208 00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:45,209 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty 209 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:48,015 ♪ We're vacant 210 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,921 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty... 211 00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:53,826 - Hey! - ♪ We're vacant... ♪ 212 00:10:53,926 --> 00:10:55,162 Uh-uh! No, no, no! 213 00:10:55,262 --> 00:10:57,266 You're the star. You stay in the front. 214 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,139 Yeah, go on! 215 00:11:00,239 --> 00:11:03,412 ♪ I got no reason, it's all too much 216 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:06,117 - ♪ You'll always find us - Nice one, Jonesy. 217 00:11:07,387 --> 00:11:08,890 ♪ Out to lunch... ♪ 218 00:11:09,859 --> 00:11:11,394 We are here. 219 00:11:11,494 --> 00:11:13,733 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty... ♪ 220 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,336 They... 221 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:19,010 ...are here. 222 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,814 What are we gonna do? 223 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,285 - [Indistinct chatter] - Fuck off! 224 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,757 ♪ Now 225 00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:30,199 ♪ And we don't care 226 00:11:33,138 --> 00:11:35,810 ♪ There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply... ♪ 227 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:37,380 [Indistinct shouting] 228 00:11:44,895 --> 00:11:46,431 [Man] Fucking cunt! 229 00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:53,980 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty 230 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:56,819 ♪ We're vacant... ♪ 231 00:11:56,919 --> 00:11:58,923 Where do you think you're going? 232 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:02,998 ♪ We're vacant 233 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:08,175 ♪ Oh, we're so pretty, oh, so pretty 234 00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:10,412 ♪ And now 235 00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:15,255 ♪ And we don't care 236 00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:19,965 ♪ We're pretty 237 00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:23,573 ♪ We're pretty vacant 238 00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:26,579 ♪ And we don't care ♪ 239 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,048 Hello. 240 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,585 Good afternoon. 241 00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:32,323 Good afternoon, welcome to the Grand. I'm Bernadette. 242 00:12:32,423 --> 00:12:34,193 You must be the Sex Pistols. 243 00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:35,864 [Blows raspberry] 244 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,500 Right. You'll be in the Ballroom. 245 00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:39,504 If you could just follow me, gentlemen. 246 00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:42,276 Our resident DJ... 247 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:46,051 Our resident DJ kicks off the proceedings at 7pm sharp. 248 00:12:46,151 --> 00:12:48,522 There's a buffet. You can help yourselves. 249 00:12:48,623 --> 00:12:50,392 All right. 250 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:53,966 Then it's you from eight till nine. 251 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,271 - Watch the upholstery, John. - [Laughs] 252 00:12:56,371 --> 00:12:58,275 - Don't even know what that is. - Fucking... 253 00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,410 Through this way. 254 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,514 And can I just say, 255 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,418 the North Yorkshire Hairdressers' Association 256 00:13:03,518 --> 00:13:05,422 are beside themselves with excitement. 257 00:13:05,522 --> 00:13:07,894 [Steve] Look at that! Fucking hell! 258 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:10,432 Will you stop pushing me through the fucking walls? 259 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,236 - Leave it, John! - Fucking hell! 260 00:13:12,971 --> 00:13:14,440 Oh, holy shit! 261 00:13:16,011 --> 00:13:18,515 We open to the general at 6:30 for 7. 262 00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:21,087 All yours till then. 263 00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:24,127 I haven't heard you, but I've read a lot about you. 264 00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:26,197 So, good luck. 265 00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:28,135 Hmm! [Whistles] 266 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:30,974 Whoo! 267 00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:34,447 I think it's time for a drink. 268 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,251 ♪ Boogie nights 269 00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:39,457 ♪ Boogie nights 270 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:43,498 ♪ Boogie nights 271 00:13:43,599 --> 00:13:46,371 ♪ Ain't no doubt, we are here to party 272 00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:47,541 ♪ Boogie nights 273 00:13:47,641 --> 00:13:50,412 ♪ Come on now, got to get it started 274 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:54,187 ♪ Dance with the boogie, get down 275 00:13:54,287 --> 00:13:58,028 ♪ Cos boogie nights are always the best in town... ♪ 276 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,665 What's Malcolm playing at, 277 00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:02,470 sending us on this tour of England's biggest twat-holes? 278 00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:04,373 Isn't exactly our target audience, is it? 279 00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,977 We're on. 280 00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:07,446 What? 281 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,685 - Look at the legs on that one. - Yeah, I've seen 'em. 282 00:14:09,785 --> 00:14:11,221 - In the middle. - Yeah, I know. 283 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:12,490 ♪ Get that groove 284 00:14:12,591 --> 00:14:14,360 - ♪ Let it take you higher - [Belches] 285 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,599 - [Woman] Disgusting! - ♪ Make it move 286 00:14:16,699 --> 00:14:18,669 ♪ Set the place on fire 287 00:14:18,769 --> 00:14:20,172 ♪ Dance with the boogie... ♪ 288 00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:24,213 Hello, Whitby or Shitby or wherever we are. 289 00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:25,984 Do you want to hear something real? 290 00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,658 [♪ Band strikes up] 291 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,682 ♪ Too many problems, oh, why am I here 292 00:14:41,782 --> 00:14:45,222 ♪ I need to be me cos you're all too clear 293 00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:47,561 ♪ And I can see there's something wrong with you 294 00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:50,967 ♪ But what do you expect me to do? 295 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,505 ♪ At least I gotta know what I wanna be 296 00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:56,979 ♪ Don't come to me if you need pity 297 00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:59,450 ♪ Are you lonely, you got no one 298 00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:02,389 ♪ You get your body in suspension 299 00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:05,095 ♪ That's no problem 300 00:15:05,597 --> 00:15:08,034 ♪ Problem 301 00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:10,205 ♪ Problem 302 00:15:10,305 --> 00:15:12,376 ♪ The problem is you 303 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,229 ♪ Eat your heart out on a plastic tray 304 00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:23,666 ♪ You don't do what you want... ♪ 305 00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:26,171 [Bernadette] Could you turn it down a bit, please? 306 00:15:26,271 --> 00:15:27,541 The sound. 307 00:15:27,641 --> 00:15:29,177 Turn it down! 308 00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:31,447 The sound! We've got Bingo on in the Lesser Ballroom. 309 00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:32,717 They can't hear the numbers. 310 00:15:32,817 --> 00:15:35,222 - Bingo? - Bingo, yeah. 311 00:15:35,322 --> 00:15:36,391 Next door. 312 00:15:36,491 --> 00:15:39,698 ♪ Two fat ladies, eighty-eight 313 00:15:39,798 --> 00:15:42,637 ♪ Two fat ladies, kind of, thirty-three 314 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:45,409 ♪ Thirteen, not so unlucky 315 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,448 ♪ That curious number, sixty-nine 316 00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,587 ♪ Problem 317 00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:53,358 ♪ Problem 318 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,730 ♪ Problem 319 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,134 ♪ The problem with you 320 00:15:58,234 --> 00:16:01,474 ♪ So, what you gonna do with your problem? 321 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,313 ♪ Problem 322 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,687 ♪ Problem ♪ 323 00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:13,331 Hey, it's Bernadette. 324 00:16:15,402 --> 00:16:16,705 It's Bingo! 325 00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:19,811 Turn it up! 326 00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:22,116 [Steve] This one goes out to Bingo and her boyfriends. 327 00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:39,317 ♪ Suburban kid, you got no name 328 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:42,423 ♪ Too dumb, baby, and you got no brain 329 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,763 ♪ I bet you're all so happy in suburban dreams 330 00:16:45,863 --> 00:16:48,669 ♪ But I'm only laughing cos you ain't in my scheme 331 00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:51,507 ♪ Hey, babe 332 00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:54,480 ♪ I love you 333 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,453 ♪ I love you 334 00:16:57,554 --> 00:17:00,727 ♪ I love you ♪ 335 00:17:07,473 --> 00:17:08,809 Oi... oi! 336 00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:11,447 What's that noise? 337 00:17:15,657 --> 00:17:17,126 The sea. 338 00:17:18,195 --> 00:17:19,665 That's the sea. 339 00:17:23,171 --> 00:17:24,407 [Glen] Get out! 340 00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:26,712 You never once got taken to the seaside? 341 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:30,352 My childhood wasn't quite the lap of luxury yours was, Glen. 342 00:17:30,452 --> 00:17:32,456 Even us impoverished Irish immigrants 343 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:34,661 had the occasional seaside holiday. 344 00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:37,333 Poor, underprivileged Jonesy. 345 00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:40,339 Fuck off! 346 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,383 [Grunts] 347 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,526 Ugh! 348 00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:09,397 I didn't mean anything. 349 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:14,608 You're always going on like I'm some kind of rich kid, 350 00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,377 but I grew up the same as you. 351 00:18:16,477 --> 00:18:18,816 Oh, right! 352 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:21,320 That's why you went to that posh school, is it? 353 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:24,628 I went to grammar school because I passed the entrance exam. 354 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,567 Fair enough. 355 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,470 I was too thick for all that. 356 00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:33,813 You know why I play bass? 357 00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:39,490 Loneliness. 358 00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:41,962 All them grammar school kids thought I was scum. 359 00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:47,473 And all you lot thought I was a stuck-up posh boy, so, uh... 360 00:18:48,408 --> 00:18:50,178 ...I learned music. 361 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:54,955 But I didn't start a band. 362 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:56,725 You did. 363 00:18:58,328 --> 00:18:59,731 And, uh... 364 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:04,373 ...it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 365 00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,816 You're not thick, Steve. 366 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,224 Yeah, Rotten's got all that... 367 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,696 ...but you're the one who actually gets things done. 368 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,238 Well, for my money... 369 00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:23,378 ...you're smarter than all of us. 370 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,490 - Come here, you! - Oi, oi, oi! 371 00:19:29,591 --> 00:19:31,327 Stop it! No! Oh, fuck! 372 00:19:31,427 --> 00:19:32,964 - Hey, Cookie! - Woo-hoo! 373 00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:35,770 No... Fuck me! 374 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,876 Steve, be nice, I'm gonna be sick! 375 00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:46,390 Raving fucking hell! 376 00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:57,246 For fuck's sake! 377 00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:58,783 For fuck's sake! 378 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:23,599 They're perfect tonight! 379 00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:25,068 They play like a band. 380 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:35,021 ♪ There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply 381 00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:38,461 ♪ Oh, just remember, I don't decide... ♪ 382 00:20:38,562 --> 00:20:41,467 [♪ Music slowing down, vocals fading out] 383 00:21:02,811 --> 00:21:04,781 I can't bear it any longer, Francie. 384 00:21:05,817 --> 00:21:07,987 I'm a prisoner in my own home. 385 00:21:11,595 --> 00:21:14,901 It's time for youth revolution. 386 00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:20,780 Get in! 387 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,984 [Indistinct shouting, cheering] 388 00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:24,721 [Church bell ringing] 389 00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:28,929 Welcome to Mission Control. 390 00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:31,702 Well... it's a dump! 391 00:21:33,004 --> 00:21:35,041 Oh, hello. I'm Steve. 392 00:21:35,141 --> 00:21:37,346 I know. I know who you all are. 393 00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:38,749 And can I just say 394 00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:41,420 that I think what you're doing is so important. 395 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,493 You could say that, but would it be true? 396 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,565 Look, don't mind Johnny, he's a right nause. 397 00:21:46,665 --> 00:21:49,604 Do mind Steve, he's a sexual maniac. 398 00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:53,011 Yeah, I am. Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it. 399 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:56,017 [Malcolm] Sophie is my aide-de-camp. 400 00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:58,822 - Aide de what? - I think he means assistant. 401 00:21:58,922 --> 00:22:01,995 Oh, grammar school is finally paying off. 402 00:22:02,095 --> 00:22:05,670 Sophie shall be giving you your weekly wages. 403 00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:07,472 Oh! How much do we get? 404 00:22:07,573 --> 00:22:08,776 Twenty-five pounds. 405 00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:09,878 [Johnny] What? 406 00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:12,416 I used to get more as an apprentice. 407 00:22:12,516 --> 00:22:15,121 It's just until we start selling records. 408 00:22:15,221 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaking of which... 409 00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:23,906 Your freshly negotiated EMI recording contract. 410 00:22:24,006 --> 00:22:26,612 - Give us a look. - How much is it for? 411 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,853 Forty thousand pounds. 412 00:22:30,953 --> 00:22:33,559 Whoa, fuck! 413 00:22:33,659 --> 00:22:36,497 Wait, hang on, hang on. Then why only 25 quid a week? 414 00:22:36,598 --> 00:22:41,474 Well, the 40k is to pay for the recording of your new album. 415 00:22:41,575 --> 00:22:42,644 - Come on! - Oi! 416 00:22:42,744 --> 00:22:45,515 This is a complex legal document. 417 00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:48,922 You get 25 percent, 418 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,962 and we pay your expenses? 419 00:22:52,062 --> 00:22:54,768 - All very standard stuff. - [Steve] Look, it's all right. 420 00:22:54,868 --> 00:22:56,738 Malcolm knows if he stitches us up, 421 00:22:56,838 --> 00:22:58,809 I'll break his fucking legs. Don't you, Malcolm? 422 00:22:58,909 --> 00:23:00,813 Too right, my boy. 423 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,550 Right, who's first? 424 00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:05,055 Oi! Wait, wait, wait! 425 00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:07,894 Can we see the actual cheque? 426 00:23:07,994 --> 00:23:10,165 [Malcolm] The actual cheque. 427 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:11,802 Made out to "Glitterbest"? 428 00:23:11,902 --> 00:23:14,139 What's "Glitterbest", Malcolm? 429 00:23:16,511 --> 00:23:18,582 Sophie, will you explain it to him? 430 00:23:18,682 --> 00:23:21,555 Um, Malcolm tells me 431 00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:24,828 "Glitterbest" is a limited liability company. 432 00:23:24,928 --> 00:23:27,099 The money still belongs to you. 433 00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:30,639 "Glitterbest" merely handles it. 434 00:23:30,739 --> 00:23:33,545 You seem like a very sensible girl, Sophie. 435 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:35,750 If there's anything wrong with this, it's your fault 436 00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:37,519 because you're the only one what's read it. 437 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,490 - [Glen] Oi! That it... John! - [Steve] Too right! 438 00:23:39,591 --> 00:23:41,661 [Malcolm] You can all hire lawyers if you really want to, 439 00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:44,567 but frankly, they are a bunch of corrupt bastards 440 00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:46,137 who are not worth their pay. 441 00:23:46,237 --> 00:23:48,642 Isn't that right, Sophie? 442 00:23:48,742 --> 00:23:50,946 - Well, I can't say... - Of course you can't! 443 00:23:51,046 --> 00:23:53,117 Neither can I. What I'd much rather you do 444 00:23:53,217 --> 00:23:57,593 is go on Thames Television live tomorrow evening 445 00:23:57,693 --> 00:24:00,599 to discuss the phenomenon that you are about to become. 446 00:24:00,699 --> 00:24:02,102 Thames Television? 447 00:24:02,202 --> 00:24:03,939 - Which show? - "Grundy". 448 00:24:04,039 --> 00:24:07,547 "Grundy"? My mum loves him. 449 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,822 Sign the contract, then go tell the world. 450 00:24:11,922 --> 00:24:14,761 - [Glen] You're not joking? - [Sylvia] We've told everyone. 451 00:24:14,861 --> 00:24:17,600 Your aunt Julia almost had a conniption. 452 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,704 Everyone watches it, don't they? 453 00:24:19,804 --> 00:24:20,906 It's really quite exciting. 454 00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:22,844 I always knew you'd be famous. 455 00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:25,248 You get it from me. Charisma. [Laughs] 456 00:24:25,348 --> 00:24:27,687 - Why are you on? - Because... 457 00:24:27,787 --> 00:24:29,223 You haven't done anything wrong, have you? 458 00:24:29,323 --> 00:24:30,860 Are you on it as well, Steve? 459 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,697 Yeah, were all gonna be on it, Mrs. C. 460 00:24:32,797 --> 00:24:35,201 Oh... Should've asked me on. 461 00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:37,005 Is your mum excited, Steve? 462 00:24:37,774 --> 00:24:40,145 Oh... yeah. 463 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,683 - Bound to be. - We're on cos... 464 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:44,319 - You haven't told her, have ya? - Mum! 465 00:24:44,419 --> 00:24:46,625 We've got a recording contract. 466 00:24:46,725 --> 00:24:48,294 - Oh, lovely. - That's a big deal. 467 00:24:48,394 --> 00:24:51,000 Go and tell her, Steve. 468 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:52,537 She's your mum. 469 00:24:54,608 --> 00:24:55,810 [Mary] On telly! 470 00:24:57,346 --> 00:24:59,049 That's exciting. 471 00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:00,653 We've got a contract, Mrs Jones. 472 00:25:00,753 --> 00:25:04,026 - It's a lot of money. - Oh, Steve! 473 00:25:04,126 --> 00:25:06,097 Yeah, we're actually on tonight. 474 00:25:06,197 --> 00:25:07,967 On the "Today" show. 475 00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:10,639 That'll be a laugh. 476 00:25:10,739 --> 00:25:13,344 It'll make a change from keeping it to ourselves, 477 00:25:13,444 --> 00:25:17,252 watching him cock up live on TV. [Chuckles] 478 00:25:17,352 --> 00:25:19,289 Well, now the whole world will get to see 479 00:25:19,389 --> 00:25:22,730 what your poor mum's had to put up with all these years. 480 00:25:23,431 --> 00:25:25,168 Lazy little sod. 481 00:25:26,304 --> 00:25:28,742 Huh? Honestly... 482 00:25:28,842 --> 00:25:31,615 What did we do to deserve you? 483 00:25:32,951 --> 00:25:34,253 Ey? 484 00:25:41,267 --> 00:25:42,670 - Don't miss it. - Yeah. 485 00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:44,273 Ta-ta. 486 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,120 [♪ Plays alternating notes] 487 00:25:52,422 --> 00:25:54,661 Sexy young assassins! 488 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:57,132 Your carriage awaits you. 489 00:25:57,232 --> 00:25:59,336 [♪ Plays faster, louder] 490 00:26:01,675 --> 00:26:03,311 Jones! 491 00:26:06,317 --> 00:26:07,653 Steve! 492 00:26:09,858 --> 00:26:11,260 Steve! 493 00:26:16,972 --> 00:26:18,842 Are you all right, my boy? 494 00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:22,115 [Chuckles] Never better! 495 00:26:22,951 --> 00:26:24,821 Come on. 496 00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:31,100 - Oh, no, no, no... - [Indistinct] 497 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,970 For fuck's sake! 498 00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:34,674 Oi! 499 00:26:38,414 --> 00:26:41,020 [Conversation continues indistinctly] 500 00:26:44,226 --> 00:26:45,996 [Woman] I was told the band was a four-piece. 501 00:26:46,096 --> 00:26:48,367 We're not a band, we are a movement. 502 00:26:48,467 --> 00:26:50,739 Now, if he talks to you about violence, remember, 503 00:26:50,839 --> 00:26:53,779 you have to destroy in order to create. 504 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:56,851 If he asks you about filth, just turn it back on him. 505 00:26:56,951 --> 00:26:59,857 Talk about the filthy conditions the poor live in or something. 506 00:26:59,957 --> 00:27:02,395 Just turn it back on him every time. 507 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,867 This is going to be very confrontational. 508 00:27:04,967 --> 00:27:07,874 Do shut up, Malcolm! 509 00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:10,311 - You all right? - What? 510 00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:12,449 - It'll be a piece of piss. - Good! 511 00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:14,386 - Cos I am fucking damn pissed. - Good. 512 00:27:14,486 --> 00:27:16,858 [Woman] You know, there really are a lot of you. 513 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,996 - There's a lot of you. - Do we get a fee for this? 514 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:21,902 No, not a fee as such, but you're welcome to go back 515 00:27:22,002 --> 00:27:23,404 - and finish the crisps. - Ah! 516 00:27:23,504 --> 00:27:24,874 [Shouting] 517 00:27:24,974 --> 00:27:27,479 [Woman] Just come through calmly! 518 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,049 [Malcolm] Behave yourselves! 519 00:27:32,089 --> 00:27:35,028 I think you'll find that I'm the king of this establishment. 520 00:27:35,128 --> 00:27:36,898 - And you'll need more chairs. - Hello! 521 00:27:36,998 --> 00:27:40,004 [Woman] Please find your seats. Do not touch anything. 522 00:27:40,104 --> 00:27:41,875 And make your way to the set! 523 00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:43,411 [John] Oh! You are rather cross! 524 00:27:43,511 --> 00:27:45,281 [Woman] We are live in three minutes! 525 00:27:45,381 --> 00:27:47,352 [Man] Sit down! 526 00:27:47,452 --> 00:27:48,889 [Woman] Do not touch the cue cards. 527 00:27:48,989 --> 00:27:51,026 - Are you going on, too? - Me? No, no. 528 00:27:51,126 --> 00:27:53,799 - I'm the éminence grise. - Oh. Course you are. 529 00:27:53,899 --> 00:27:55,034 The interviewer's late. 530 00:27:55,134 --> 00:27:57,305 - What are you doing for a job? - Fat oaf! 531 00:27:57,405 --> 00:28:00,478 - Hello. - Better late than never, eh? 532 00:28:04,587 --> 00:28:06,958 [♪ Theme music] 533 00:28:11,434 --> 00:28:13,170 [Grundy] 'They are punk rockers.' 534 00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:15,909 - Oi, oi! - 'The new craze, they tell me. 535 00:28:16,009 --> 00:28:19,851 'Their heroes? Not the nice, clean Rolling Stones. 536 00:28:19,951 --> 00:28:21,487 'You see, they are as drunk as I am. 537 00:28:21,588 --> 00:28:23,324 'They are clean by comparison.' 538 00:28:23,424 --> 00:28:26,196 There you are. He said they're drunk. 539 00:28:26,296 --> 00:28:28,467 'And I am surrounded now by all of them...' 540 00:28:28,568 --> 00:28:31,140 - [Steve] 'In action!' - 'Let's see the Sex Pistols... 541 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,843 [Both] '...in action.' 542 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,818 We were there. Why are we watching this? 543 00:28:36,918 --> 00:28:38,220 They're good, they are. 544 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,893 People are gonna be disappointed we aren't Queen, 545 00:28:40,993 --> 00:28:42,863 ballet dancing like Mr Mercury. 546 00:28:42,963 --> 00:28:45,368 - Is that what I was wearing? - Oh, look! 547 00:28:45,468 --> 00:28:46,871 Beauty and the beast! 548 00:28:46,971 --> 00:28:48,374 - NVC going live... - [Belches] 549 00:28:48,474 --> 00:28:50,478 ...in five, four... 550 00:28:51,615 --> 00:28:53,284 [Grundy] 'I am told 551 00:28:53,384 --> 00:28:57,359 'that that group have received £40,000 from a record company.' 552 00:28:57,459 --> 00:28:59,529 Did he just say "40,000"? 553 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:01,100 A load of old bollocks! 554 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,104 It's hype! You know? 555 00:29:03,204 --> 00:29:04,841 Not real money. 556 00:29:04,941 --> 00:29:07,178 - 'Tell me more about it.' - 'Fucking spent it, ain't we?' 557 00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:11,153 [Gasps] What did he say? What did Steven just say? 558 00:29:11,253 --> 00:29:13,992 - Did he just swear? - 'Good Lord, that's shocking!' 559 00:29:14,092 --> 00:29:17,032 - He's joking, though, isn't he? - I think that fella's drunk. 560 00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,238 Are you serious, or are you just trying to make me laugh? 561 00:29:20,338 --> 00:29:21,240 Yeah, it's all gone. 562 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:22,409 - Really? - Yeah. 563 00:29:22,509 --> 00:29:24,012 - I mean what you're doing. - Oh, yeah. 564 00:29:24,112 --> 00:29:26,116 - You are serious? - Mm. 565 00:29:26,216 --> 00:29:28,387 Beethoven, Mozart, Bach... 566 00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:31,026 Yes, well, they're all heroes of ours, ain't they? 567 00:29:31,126 --> 00:29:32,262 What did you say, sir? 568 00:29:32,362 --> 00:29:34,433 - Yes, they're wonderful people. - Are they? 569 00:29:34,533 --> 00:29:36,871 Oh, yes, they really turn us on. 570 00:29:36,971 --> 00:29:38,074 But they're dead. 571 00:29:38,174 --> 00:29:40,344 Well, supposing they turn other people on? 572 00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:41,881 That's just their tough shit. 573 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:45,021 - It's what? - [John] Nothing. A rude word. 574 00:29:45,121 --> 00:29:47,292 - Next question? - No, no. 575 00:29:47,392 --> 00:29:48,461 What was the rude word? 576 00:29:48,562 --> 00:29:50,966 Oh, what the fuck did he ask him that for? 577 00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:52,068 'Shit.' 578 00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:53,939 [Gasps] Oh! 579 00:29:54,039 --> 00:29:56,878 There you are! I told you, didn't I? Here we go. 580 00:29:56,978 --> 00:29:59,884 He's just more or less asked him to swear live on air! 581 00:29:59,984 --> 00:30:02,021 Are you worried, or are you just enjoying yourself? 582 00:30:02,121 --> 00:30:03,424 - Enjoying myself. - Are you? 583 00:30:03,524 --> 00:30:04,594 - Yeah. - That's what I thought! 584 00:30:04,694 --> 00:30:06,497 You know, I always wanted to meet you. 585 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:07,900 - Did you really? - Yeah. 586 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,937 We'll meet afterwards, shall we? 587 00:30:10,037 --> 00:30:11,473 You dirty sod! 588 00:30:11,574 --> 00:30:12,943 [Laughs] 589 00:30:13,043 --> 00:30:14,947 - That told him! - [Steve] 'You dirty old man.' 590 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:17,485 Well, keep going, chief, keep going. 591 00:30:17,586 --> 00:30:20,191 Go on, we got another five seconds. 592 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,630 - [Steve] 'You dirty bastard!' - [Grundy] 'Go on, again!' 593 00:30:24,701 --> 00:30:26,905 'You dirty fucker! 594 00:30:27,974 --> 00:30:31,915 'You dirty, dirty, dirty fucker!' 595 00:30:32,015 --> 00:30:34,453 - [Grundy] 'What a clever boy!' - 'What a fucking rotter!' 596 00:30:34,554 --> 00:30:36,056 [Grundy] 'Well, that's it for tonight. 597 00:30:36,156 --> 00:30:37,459 'The other rocker, Eamonn, 598 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,362 'and I'm saying nothing else about him, 599 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,268 'will be back tomorrow. I'll be seeing you soon.' 600 00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,072 I hope I won't be seeing you again. 601 00:30:44,172 --> 00:30:46,343 From me, though, good night. 602 00:30:46,443 --> 00:30:48,247 [♪ Theme music] 603 00:30:55,696 --> 00:30:57,532 What a disgusting sleaze! 604 00:30:57,633 --> 00:30:59,402 Shit! I hope my mum wasn't watching! 605 00:30:59,502 --> 00:31:02,208 [All operators] Please hold! Please hold! 606 00:31:02,308 --> 00:31:03,545 Right, that... 607 00:31:03,645 --> 00:31:06,083 - That is the complaint line! - Oh! 608 00:31:06,183 --> 00:31:07,519 Oh, just... Just get in the green room. 609 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,624 I knew he'd be bad, but I didn't think he'd be that bad. 610 00:31:09,724 --> 00:31:12,630 - Uh, tell me about it! - You tellin' me! 611 00:31:15,636 --> 00:31:18,575 What... have you done? 612 00:31:18,675 --> 00:31:20,378 What you told us to do. 613 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:23,652 I did not tell you to end your entire career, 614 00:31:23,752 --> 00:31:26,190 to destroy everything that we have worked for, 615 00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:28,728 by appearing in front of the British public 616 00:31:28,828 --> 00:31:30,531 on teatime television 617 00:31:30,632 --> 00:31:33,170 as a bunch of sweary toddlers! 618 00:31:34,473 --> 00:31:36,176 Malcolm! 619 00:31:36,276 --> 00:31:40,017 Always the revolutionary until the barricades go up, 620 00:31:40,117 --> 00:31:42,255 and then he runs home to Grandma. 621 00:31:42,355 --> 00:31:43,658 Look, the bloke just wound us up, and... 622 00:31:43,758 --> 00:31:48,133 No one has said the word "fuck" on British TV 623 00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:51,006 ever before in history. 624 00:31:51,106 --> 00:31:52,676 Brendan Behan. 625 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:54,714 What? 626 00:31:57,352 --> 00:32:01,159 It's a matter of great pride to the Irish community in Britain 627 00:32:01,259 --> 00:32:05,602 that the first person to use the F-word on British TV 628 00:32:05,702 --> 00:32:08,575 was in fact the poet Brendan Behan. 629 00:32:08,675 --> 00:32:11,681 He said "fuck" to Malcolm Muggeridge. 630 00:32:11,781 --> 00:32:13,083 Ten times. 631 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,722 So this is just a storm in a china tea cup 632 00:32:15,822 --> 00:32:20,064 on the table of doilies of your cowardice. 633 00:32:20,164 --> 00:32:21,233 Who told you to laugh? 634 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,705 No, no, it's just... doilies are funny. 635 00:32:23,805 --> 00:32:25,776 So funny! 636 00:32:31,153 --> 00:32:32,188 Whoops! 637 00:32:32,288 --> 00:32:33,490 [Steve] Our work here is done. 638 00:32:33,591 --> 00:32:36,196 Let's go back to the old hideout, get pissed! 639 00:32:36,296 --> 00:32:37,600 Destroy! 640 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:39,436 [♪ THE MODERN LOVERS: "Pablo Picasso"] 641 00:32:39,537 --> 00:32:42,108 ♪ Some people try to pick up girls 642 00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:44,212 ♪ And get called assholes 643 00:32:44,312 --> 00:32:47,485 ♪ This never happened to Pablo Picasso 644 00:32:47,586 --> 00:32:49,189 - ♪ He could walk... ♪ - It's in the bin! 645 00:32:49,289 --> 00:32:51,393 I brought you the papers. 646 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,734 - Cheers! - Who is she? 647 00:32:55,869 --> 00:32:58,608 - Uh, she's... - I'm his music teacher. 648 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,779 Yeah. yeah, yeah. That's right. 649 00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:02,482 You might wanna read those headlines. 650 00:33:03,552 --> 00:33:06,423 Wait! You can't! 651 00:33:07,827 --> 00:33:10,632 "The Foul-Mouthed Yobs." 652 00:33:10,732 --> 00:33:12,570 "Were The Pistols Loaded?" 653 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:15,374 "The Filth And The Fury." 654 00:33:15,474 --> 00:33:16,678 "Filth And The Fury" is good. 655 00:33:16,778 --> 00:33:19,650 - [Banging on door] - [Man] News of the World! 656 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:22,756 Johnny? Tony says you're a foul-mouthed... 657 00:33:22,856 --> 00:33:24,092 Fucking hell! 658 00:33:24,694 --> 00:33:26,363 Open up, boys! 659 00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:30,504 [Steve] How the fuck did they get up there? 660 00:33:30,605 --> 00:33:32,643 Sid! Sid! What are you doing? 661 00:33:32,743 --> 00:33:34,312 Answering the door. 662 00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:36,516 Is it an orgy, boys? 663 00:33:36,617 --> 00:33:38,253 Let's give 'em an eyeful of this. 664 00:33:38,353 --> 00:33:40,157 [John] Get your hand off that knob! 665 00:33:42,763 --> 00:33:44,834 - This is punk! - Shh! 666 00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:46,671 We do what we want where we want! 667 00:33:46,771 --> 00:33:48,775 And we ain't scared to show the world. 668 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:51,814 You think I want the world seeing me like this? 669 00:33:51,914 --> 00:33:54,319 My dear mother might think I was stupid enough 670 00:33:54,419 --> 00:33:57,258 to exchange bodily fluids with these harridans. 671 00:33:57,358 --> 00:33:58,595 Oi! Piss off! 672 00:33:58,695 --> 00:33:59,864 I wouldn't exchange bodily fluids with you 673 00:33:59,964 --> 00:34:01,668 if you were the last body in London! 674 00:34:01,768 --> 00:34:03,304 - Open, sesame! - Sid! 675 00:34:03,404 --> 00:34:05,809 I'll tell Mum that you led me into this depravity, 676 00:34:05,909 --> 00:34:08,147 and she will ban you from our house forever! 677 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:10,418 No more cups of tea! 678 00:34:10,518 --> 00:34:12,355 No more iced biscuits! 679 00:34:12,455 --> 00:34:14,159 No more motherly sympathy! 680 00:34:14,259 --> 00:34:17,599 Just cold, hard banishment! 681 00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:22,710 - I do love your mum. - And she loves you. 682 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,181 Let's keep it that way. 683 00:34:25,281 --> 00:34:27,185 [Man] Come on, boys, let's see you! 684 00:34:28,555 --> 00:34:30,424 Oh, God! 685 00:34:31,393 --> 00:34:33,430 ♪ Hey... ♪ 686 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,301 And now, music news. 687 00:34:35,401 --> 00:34:37,338 'A huge uproar's broken out 688 00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:40,344 'after members of the punk rock group The Sex Pistols 689 00:34:40,444 --> 00:34:43,250 'repeatedly swore live on teatime television.' 690 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:45,254 ♪ Our Father 691 00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:48,227 ♪ Which art in heaven... ♪ 692 00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:50,498 [Man] Oi! There's Johnny fucking Rotten! 693 00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:51,734 Come here, you fuck! 694 00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:54,305 I'm gonna kick your head in! 695 00:34:54,405 --> 00:34:56,878 My mum was watching that, you fuck! 696 00:34:58,247 --> 00:35:01,587 Get in! Lock this door! Lock the door! 697 00:35:01,687 --> 00:35:03,591 Fuck! 698 00:35:04,927 --> 00:35:07,465 - Drive! - You fucking cunt, you! 699 00:35:10,839 --> 00:35:12,876 I mean, this I like, cos this is something different. 700 00:35:12,976 --> 00:35:15,214 You know? This is what it should be about. 701 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,753 Look at you! You think you're all right, don't you? 702 00:35:17,853 --> 00:35:20,257 - Or what exactly? - Ponce! Cunt! 703 00:35:20,357 --> 00:35:21,493 Oh, here we go. 704 00:35:21,594 --> 00:35:23,665 Ding, ding, next question, please. 705 00:35:23,765 --> 00:35:26,403 ♪ For thine is the kingdom 706 00:35:26,503 --> 00:35:28,207 - ♪ And the power - [Screaming] 707 00:35:28,307 --> 00:35:30,344 ♪ And the glory 708 00:35:31,413 --> 00:35:33,350 ♪ Forever 709 00:35:34,486 --> 00:35:35,922 ♪ And ever... ♪ 710 00:35:36,022 --> 00:35:37,525 Quick, Julia! 711 00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:42,770 ♪ And ever ♪ 712 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:44,974 Fucking cunt! 713 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:50,919 [Sid] They should've kept an eye on you. You're the face. 714 00:35:53,023 --> 00:35:55,261 And what makes the band the band. 715 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,806 It's not your fault everyone wants to talk to you. 716 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,450 They got to appreciate that... 717 00:36:07,987 --> 00:36:09,857 ...take care of you. 718 00:36:12,663 --> 00:36:14,934 You're my only real mate, Sid. 719 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,612 You'll need another, for later. 720 00:36:21,781 --> 00:36:23,952 I'll be dead by the time I'm 21. 721 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:26,891 Don't say stupid clichés like that. 722 00:36:30,766 --> 00:36:32,468 No, I mean it. 723 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,345 Do you want a cup of tea? 724 00:36:39,382 --> 00:36:41,854 Yeah, thanks. 725 00:36:41,954 --> 00:36:43,691 I'll make it. 726 00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:01,493 [♪ BLONDIE: "X Offender"] ♪ You read me my rights 727 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,463 ♪ And then you said... 728 00:37:03,564 --> 00:37:05,869 ♪ "Let's go" and nothing more 729 00:37:05,969 --> 00:37:07,606 ♪ I thought of my nights 730 00:37:07,706 --> 00:37:09,710 ♪ And how they were 731 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,346 ♪ They were filled with... ♪ 732 00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:14,486 [Viv] No, pet, we did not spray-paint "Scum" and "Filth" 733 00:37:14,587 --> 00:37:17,893 on the outside of our shop. Why would we do that? 734 00:37:17,993 --> 00:37:19,730 Yes, I suppose it is the kind of thing we would do, 735 00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:22,001 but in this instance... no! 736 00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:24,607 - Malcolm... - [Phone rings] 737 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:28,748 - It's your call, Mal. - Yeah? 738 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:31,353 ['Male speaker, indistinct'] 739 00:37:32,522 --> 00:37:34,927 No... I... Well, couldn't we...? 740 00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:37,799 We couldn't. 741 00:37:40,539 --> 00:37:42,475 Yes, no, I see. 742 00:37:42,576 --> 00:37:43,711 I see. 743 00:37:43,811 --> 00:37:44,980 - What? - The shop... 744 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,717 Actually, never mind... 745 00:37:46,817 --> 00:37:48,387 What? 746 00:37:48,487 --> 00:37:51,894 - EMI have just dropped us. - And the shop has been... Oh! 747 00:37:52,997 --> 00:37:55,067 Are they asking for the money back? 748 00:37:55,167 --> 00:37:58,373 No, no, no, the advance is not returnable. 749 00:37:58,473 --> 00:38:00,779 So, this is interesting. 750 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,749 [Glass smashing, kids screaming] 751 00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:04,052 Stay down! Stay down! 752 00:38:04,152 --> 00:38:06,356 - [Man shouting] - What happened? 753 00:38:06,456 --> 00:38:08,060 Watch you mouths, you filthy scum! 754 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,565 Fucking fascist arrogant cunts! 755 00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:11,834 What's happening? 756 00:38:11,934 --> 00:38:14,372 The fascist bastard just threw a bloody brick 757 00:38:14,472 --> 00:38:15,876 - through our window. - Not the window! 758 00:38:15,976 --> 00:38:18,781 I can see what happened to the bloody window, you fool! 759 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:19,917 What have you done? 760 00:38:20,017 --> 00:38:22,823 What have you done to our lives? 761 00:38:22,923 --> 00:38:24,660 Are you all right? Are you all right? 762 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,096 Look, they've gone. Are you all right? 763 00:38:26,196 --> 00:38:28,568 - I'm OK, Mum. - Let me see your hands. 764 00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:30,538 Oh, I know what I've done. 765 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,381 I've made us matter. 766 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,552 [Malcolm] Right, thanks to my strategy, 767 00:38:37,652 --> 00:38:39,957 we are now poised to change the world 768 00:38:40,057 --> 00:38:43,063 Your "strategy"? You were shitting your pants. 769 00:38:43,163 --> 00:38:45,568 [Malcolm] You have been banned from playing 770 00:38:45,668 --> 00:38:49,509 right across the country, which is wonderful. 771 00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:51,981 - Wonderful, how? - Society fears you. 772 00:38:52,081 --> 00:38:55,956 You... matter. 773 00:38:56,056 --> 00:38:58,962 And to add to the glory of the day, EMI have dropped you. 774 00:38:59,062 --> 00:39:00,565 - What? - Shit! 775 00:39:00,665 --> 00:39:02,435 - Which means... - We're fucked! 776 00:39:02,536 --> 00:39:04,573 It means that we're available. 777 00:39:04,673 --> 00:39:06,978 We are available, and we are infamous! 778 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,850 And we are an instantly recognisable brand, 779 00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:12,421 which is why Jamie is here. 780 00:39:12,521 --> 00:39:16,429 Jamie is an anarchist, a Druid, and a genius. 781 00:39:16,529 --> 00:39:17,866 In that order. 782 00:39:17,966 --> 00:39:20,805 He is also now our new Head of Marketing. 783 00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:22,843 Working under him will be Julian. 784 00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:24,747 Uh, actually I'm an independent. 785 00:39:24,847 --> 00:39:27,418 - And Helen. - Uh, I'm independent, too. 786 00:39:27,518 --> 00:39:28,621 We're a team. 787 00:39:28,721 --> 00:39:31,694 And to build our world-wide brand, 788 00:39:31,794 --> 00:39:36,136 we must sharpen and focus our image. 789 00:39:36,236 --> 00:39:38,641 Imagine we're in a movie 790 00:39:38,741 --> 00:39:40,979 by Jean-Luc Godard. 791 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,885 Imagine I punch you in the face. 792 00:39:43,985 --> 00:39:49,162 You would play the tortured street poet. 793 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:55,608 You would play the rough, yet sensitive criminal. 794 00:39:55,708 --> 00:40:00,117 You would be the street-smart, loyal friend. 795 00:40:00,217 --> 00:40:01,453 Naturally. 796 00:40:01,554 --> 00:40:04,492 And you... You would be... 797 00:40:04,593 --> 00:40:07,198 - Uh... - The really boring mummy's boy 798 00:40:07,298 --> 00:40:09,168 with bad hair, bad jeans, 799 00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,506 and a very annoying, whiny little voice. 800 00:40:11,607 --> 00:40:13,945 You fucking cunt! 801 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:16,516 No wonder everyone in this band fucking hates you! 802 00:40:25,735 --> 00:40:27,471 Sorry. 803 00:40:27,572 --> 00:40:28,641 Not much sleep. 804 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,647 It's all right. 805 00:40:33,551 --> 00:40:34,887 That's anarchy. 806 00:40:37,626 --> 00:40:39,630 - He speaks! - Only occasionally, 807 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:42,201 but with great perspicacity. 808 00:40:42,301 --> 00:40:45,507 We need to create a visual style... 809 00:40:45,608 --> 00:40:47,044 ...that supports the fundamental anarchy 810 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:50,117 that lives both within and without the band. 811 00:40:52,021 --> 00:40:53,691 You see, perspicacious. 812 00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:55,995 Incomprehensible! 813 00:40:56,095 --> 00:40:58,100 Jamie's also on with Sophie. 814 00:40:59,737 --> 00:41:02,676 - Thanks, Malcolm! - Well, it's a matter of fact! 815 00:41:02,776 --> 00:41:04,646 - Prick! - What I mean is, 816 00:41:04,746 --> 00:41:08,554 we are all one great, big... 817 00:41:09,122 --> 00:41:10,959 ...unhappy family! 818 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,564 And families yell, 819 00:41:13,664 --> 00:41:15,568 and they scream, and they fight, 820 00:41:15,668 --> 00:41:17,706 but none of that matters, 821 00:41:17,806 --> 00:41:20,110 as long as we stick together. 822 00:41:20,210 --> 00:41:22,014 [♪ DENNIS BROWN: "Milk And Honey"] 823 00:41:25,287 --> 00:41:27,158 Where is it? It's supposed to be there. 824 00:41:32,068 --> 00:41:33,838 - That's him! - Stay calm. 825 00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,542 Follow him! 826 00:41:35,942 --> 00:41:37,579 Excuse me! 827 00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:39,115 - Nice! - ♪ Don't stop 828 00:41:40,785 --> 00:41:45,728 ♪ Jah! Jah! Bring forth milk and honey, don't stop 829 00:41:48,066 --> 00:41:51,106 ♪ Let the newsmen write 830 00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:54,613 ♪ What they wanna write... ♪ 831 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,917 I need to see Malcolm. 832 00:41:57,017 --> 00:41:58,153 He's not here, pet. 833 00:41:59,189 --> 00:42:00,925 - Fuck it! - Come on, then. 834 00:42:03,096 --> 00:42:04,900 Mind out! 835 00:42:07,806 --> 00:42:09,743 Yes? 836 00:42:12,048 --> 00:42:14,018 Um, we... 837 00:42:15,956 --> 00:42:19,195 - We... - We want to change our lives. 838 00:42:19,295 --> 00:42:21,734 Yes. Completely. 839 00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:27,679 Put this on. 840 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:29,817 Oh, God! 841 00:42:29,917 --> 00:42:32,321 I couldn't wear that. Never! 842 00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:35,795 Let me tell you about this. 843 00:42:36,731 --> 00:42:38,668 For hundreds of years, 844 00:42:38,768 --> 00:42:41,774 women had to wear stuff like this under their dresses. 845 00:42:41,874 --> 00:42:45,682 They literally lived in bondage. 846 00:42:45,782 --> 00:42:47,184 Are you asking us to wear it now, then? 847 00:42:48,153 --> 00:42:49,656 My project 848 00:42:49,756 --> 00:42:53,029 is to summon this darkness out of its own shadows... 849 00:42:54,132 --> 00:42:56,069 ...and into the light of reason. 850 00:42:56,169 --> 00:42:58,073 Is that a song? 851 00:42:58,173 --> 00:43:00,177 It's a creed. 852 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:02,949 All these means of oppression were hidden away 853 00:43:03,049 --> 00:43:05,220 behind bustles and crinolines. 854 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,391 And it were no different when our mothers were young. 855 00:43:07,491 --> 00:43:09,362 The Playtex girdle was just another corset 856 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:11,834 destroying your insides. 857 00:43:11,934 --> 00:43:14,940 Wait. Are you saying you wear this on the outside? 858 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,810 Of course! I don't make underwear. 859 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:19,716 What do you take me for? Marks and Spencer? 860 00:43:19,816 --> 00:43:21,954 I'm not St. Michael, darling. 861 00:43:22,054 --> 00:43:24,726 It's too sexy. It's way too sexy. 862 00:43:24,826 --> 00:43:27,866 It was designed to be sexy - 863 00:43:27,966 --> 00:43:31,674 to offer women's bodies up to the gaze of men, 864 00:43:31,774 --> 00:43:35,414 but you wear it on the outside. 865 00:43:37,184 --> 00:43:38,688 And what happens? 866 00:43:38,788 --> 00:43:40,725 You get a lot of funny looks. 867 00:43:40,825 --> 00:43:42,729 But no wolf whistles. 868 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:46,871 Turn the male gaze back on itself. 869 00:43:46,971 --> 00:43:49,208 It's the opposite of sexy. 870 00:43:49,308 --> 00:43:52,716 It exposes the mystery, the mechanics. 871 00:43:52,816 --> 00:43:54,352 Do you follow me? 872 00:43:54,452 --> 00:43:57,859 Wait, are you saying we could wear this stuff? 873 00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:00,832 We can't afford it. 874 00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:02,401 I'm dressing you. 875 00:44:02,501 --> 00:44:05,140 The gig is my show. 876 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,712 And you're going to be on the catwalk. 877 00:44:08,982 --> 00:44:10,718 [Chuckling] 878 00:44:10,818 --> 00:44:13,156 [Man] Are you ready? 879 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:20,003 We're from Huddersfield! 880 00:44:20,103 --> 00:44:22,408 We love you! 881 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:26,784 ♪ You thought that we were faking 882 00:44:27,919 --> 00:44:30,925 ♪ That we were all just money making 883 00:44:31,025 --> 00:44:33,898 ♪ You do not believe we're for real 884 00:44:33,998 --> 00:44:37,171 ♪ Or you would lose your cheap appeal 885 00:44:37,271 --> 00:44:40,310 ♪ Oh, don't you judge a book just by the cover 886 00:44:40,410 --> 00:44:43,183 ♪ Unless you cover yet another 887 00:44:43,283 --> 00:44:46,322 ♪ And blind acceptance is a sign 888 00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:48,761 ♪ Of stupid fools who stand in line 889 00:44:48,861 --> 00:44:51,466 - ♪ No need to cut - ♪ And there is no reason why 890 00:44:51,567 --> 00:44:54,806 - ♪ No need to cut - ♪ I tell ya it was all a frame 891 00:44:54,906 --> 00:44:57,177 - ♪ No need to cut - ♪ They only did it cos of fame 892 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,781 ♪ EMI 893 00:44:58,881 --> 00:45:01,920 - ♪ I do not need the pressure - ♪ EMI 894 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:04,025 ♪ I can't stand those useless fools 895 00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:05,227 ♪ EMI 896 00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:07,799 - ♪ Unlimited supply - ♪ EMI 897 00:45:07,899 --> 00:45:09,502 ♪ Hello, EMI 898 00:45:10,237 --> 00:45:16,182 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 899 00:45:19,857 --> 00:45:21,994 [Blows raspberry] 900 00:45:25,366 --> 00:45:27,329 Sidney! Sidney! 901 00:45:28,749 --> 00:45:30,344 Good evening, London. 902 00:45:30,444 --> 00:45:33,350 We are the Sex Pistols, 903 00:45:33,450 --> 00:45:36,790 and we are coming to shoot you down dead! 904 00:45:39,295 --> 00:45:41,967 He's gotta go to the loo. 905 00:45:42,067 --> 00:45:43,938 - Steve, I want a quick word. - Where? 906 00:45:44,038 --> 00:45:45,507 I'm grabbing the others. 907 00:45:45,608 --> 00:45:47,579 In private. John. John. 908 00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:49,181 I just want a quick word. 909 00:45:49,281 --> 00:45:51,119 Steve! 910 00:45:51,219 --> 00:45:52,989 [Steve] What's up? 911 00:45:53,089 --> 00:45:55,093 I just wanted to give you 912 00:45:55,193 --> 00:45:57,999 one last little kiss for the evening. 913 00:45:58,099 --> 00:46:01,840 A&M would like to offer you a contract. 914 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:02,976 How much? 915 00:46:03,076 --> 00:46:07,117 A hundred and twenty-five thousand pounds. 916 00:46:07,217 --> 00:46:08,854 You're f... 917 00:46:08,954 --> 00:46:10,390 Fucking kidding me! 918 00:46:10,490 --> 00:46:12,494 Have a good evening, boys. 919 00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:16,502 And I suppose the cheque will be non-returnable? 920 00:46:16,603 --> 00:46:18,874 You know, so if we get dropped again, 921 00:46:18,974 --> 00:46:22,849 it'll just disappear under the Glitterbest umbrella? 922 00:46:22,949 --> 00:46:26,289 Well, I mean, I haven't read the fine print yet, 923 00:46:26,389 --> 00:46:28,526 um... but if you're concerned, 924 00:46:28,627 --> 00:46:31,900 may I suggest that you don't get dropped? 925 00:46:32,702 --> 00:46:34,940 Huh? 926 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,977 - Easy enough, innit, I guess? - Stevie! 927 00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:39,883 Steve! 928 00:46:39,983 --> 00:46:41,252 Uh, back in a sec. 929 00:46:42,221 --> 00:46:44,125 Come, sit. Join me. 930 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:48,400 - Glen has a point. - Right. 931 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,137 If this doesn't work... 932 00:46:52,308 --> 00:46:54,579 ...we're running out of labels to sign with. 933 00:46:55,582 --> 00:46:56,650 And? 934 00:46:58,988 --> 00:47:01,192 John has musical differences with Glen, 935 00:47:01,292 --> 00:47:04,933 and Vivienne has stylistic differences with Glen. 936 00:47:05,033 --> 00:47:07,137 And I know you think that he's... 937 00:47:07,237 --> 00:47:09,041 Look, he's a nause, but he's all right. 938 00:47:11,513 --> 00:47:14,051 He doesn't fit the brand, though. 939 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,028 And John won't work with him anymore. 940 00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:23,403 He said that? 941 00:47:23,503 --> 00:47:28,413 You should consider edging Glen out. 942 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:31,954 - I should consider? - It's your band! 943 00:47:33,223 --> 00:47:35,695 - Yeah, but, I mean... - Oh, come on, my boy, 944 00:47:35,795 --> 00:47:40,003 you have to do what is right for the band. 945 00:47:41,674 --> 00:47:44,345 Make me proud! 946 00:47:54,365 --> 00:47:56,369 - You OK? - Yeah. 947 00:47:58,039 --> 00:48:00,110 What are you having? 948 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,047 [Woman] I was so disappointed. 949 00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:03,717 Uh... 950 00:48:05,454 --> 00:48:08,326 I'll just, uh... I'll be with you in a sec. 951 00:48:08,426 --> 00:48:10,530 [Indistinct, excited chattering] 952 00:48:14,038 --> 00:48:15,173 Oi! 953 00:48:15,273 --> 00:48:17,177 - Hello, Huddersfields. - Hi. 954 00:48:17,277 --> 00:48:19,081 - I thought I recognised you. - From the crowd? 955 00:48:19,181 --> 00:48:22,221 I could hear you both screaming from the stage. 956 00:48:22,321 --> 00:48:24,626 - Be honest, what did you think? - It was amazing. 957 00:48:24,726 --> 00:48:26,062 - Did you think? - Yeah. 958 00:48:26,162 --> 00:48:28,667 - Best thing ever! - Where are you going? 959 00:48:28,767 --> 00:48:30,403 Oh, well, we met some people, 960 00:48:30,503 --> 00:48:32,407 and they said we could sleep on their floor. 961 00:48:32,507 --> 00:48:34,746 - Oh! On their floor? - Mm-hmm. 962 00:48:34,846 --> 00:48:37,552 I can do better than that. Look, if... 963 00:48:37,652 --> 00:48:39,656 Oi, oi! [Whistles] 964 00:48:42,428 --> 00:48:44,666 You're both welcome. There's plenty of room. 965 00:48:44,766 --> 00:48:47,237 I mean, I don't know... 966 00:48:47,337 --> 00:48:50,611 - So... I wouldn't mind. - Yeah? 967 00:48:50,711 --> 00:48:53,684 - [Francie] All right, then. - [Steve] All right, then. 968 00:48:53,784 --> 00:48:55,655 So, what was your favourite tune? 969 00:48:55,755 --> 00:48:58,293 My favourite one would be "Pretty Vacant". 970 00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:01,567 It's not far from... Uh... Jordan! 971 00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:03,169 - We.. - I'm taking care of them. 972 00:49:03,269 --> 00:49:04,706 It's all right, I'm taking care of them. 973 00:49:04,806 --> 00:49:06,442 Oh, crossed wires. You're talking about the girls. 974 00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:08,279 I'm talking about the clothes. 975 00:49:08,379 --> 00:49:10,685 - Step in, girls. - Sorry. 976 00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:12,722 430, King's Road, please. 977 00:49:12,822 --> 00:49:14,659 Night, Steve. 978 00:49:23,109 --> 00:49:24,178 Coming through! 979 00:49:24,278 --> 00:49:26,315 Coming through, make some room. 980 00:49:28,486 --> 00:49:30,056 Hey! That's for you. 981 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:33,731 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 982 00:49:33,831 --> 00:49:37,070 [All cheering] 983 00:49:39,241 --> 00:49:40,678 What's your hurry? Eh? 984 00:49:43,684 --> 00:49:45,353 You got a minute? 985 00:49:45,453 --> 00:49:47,491 Yeah. 986 00:49:48,894 --> 00:49:51,098 Is this about the money Malcolm gets when we sign? 987 00:49:51,198 --> 00:49:54,471 Cos I think we should be talking about this to the others, too. 988 00:49:54,572 --> 00:49:56,610 It ain't about the money. 989 00:49:56,710 --> 00:49:58,747 It's about... [Clears throat] 990 00:50:01,252 --> 00:50:03,156 ...personnel. 991 00:50:05,662 --> 00:50:06,763 You are fucking joking! 992 00:50:06,863 --> 00:50:08,634 - Thing is... - You are fucking joking! 993 00:50:08,734 --> 00:50:10,337 I was talking to John... 994 00:50:10,437 --> 00:50:11,607 No, you weren't talking to John. 995 00:50:11,707 --> 00:50:14,779 You were talking to Malcolm. 996 00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:18,486 And you weren't talking to him, he was talking to you. 997 00:50:18,587 --> 00:50:20,256 Ah, come on, you know this is mental. 998 00:50:20,356 --> 00:50:23,129 - You know you need me. - It's my band! 999 00:50:23,463 --> 00:50:24,633 Mine. 1000 00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:27,070 And what I'm trying to say to you... 1001 00:50:27,906 --> 00:50:30,310 ...is you're sacked. 1002 00:50:31,312 --> 00:50:32,615 All right. 1003 00:50:33,718 --> 00:50:35,487 [Clears throat] 1004 00:50:38,728 --> 00:50:42,134 Whenever Malcolm feels like shafting you, 1005 00:50:42,234 --> 00:50:44,639 you just bend over, don't you? 1006 00:50:44,739 --> 00:50:46,275 Malcolm's good little boy. 1007 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,479 You fucking... 1008 00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:50,618 Yeah, come on. 1009 00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:52,154 You love that. 1010 00:50:52,254 --> 00:50:54,158 - Fuck it! - Huh? 1011 00:50:54,258 --> 00:50:56,563 You'd love to be able to say that we had a big manly fight... 1012 00:50:56,663 --> 00:50:58,399 Yeah? 1013 00:50:58,499 --> 00:51:01,540 ...so that you wouldn't have to tell anyone that you bent over. 1014 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,644 Boys, boys, b... 1015 00:51:06,683 --> 00:51:08,353 We're just going up the Roxy. 1016 00:51:09,689 --> 00:51:11,292 Let's go. 1017 00:51:12,896 --> 00:51:14,566 Steve, you coming? 1018 00:51:16,603 --> 00:51:17,772 Why not, Steve? 1019 00:51:19,643 --> 00:51:21,546 Yeah, Steve, why not? 1020 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:28,560 Fuck! 1021 00:51:36,209 --> 00:51:37,679 [Jordan] You look fabulous, ladies, 1022 00:51:37,779 --> 00:51:40,718 but I'm afraid we're going to need those pieces back. 1023 00:51:40,818 --> 00:51:42,254 [Jeannie] Vivienne said... 1024 00:51:42,354 --> 00:51:44,458 [Jordan] Vivienne said you could exhibit them. 1025 00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:46,395 She didn't say you could own them. 1026 00:51:46,495 --> 00:51:48,667 I bet the lads in the band keep theirs. 1027 00:51:48,767 --> 00:51:50,403 They do. 1028 00:51:50,503 --> 00:51:54,211 But I imagine Malcolm deducts the cost from their earnings. 1029 00:51:54,946 --> 00:51:56,449 He does mine. 1030 00:52:11,479 --> 00:52:12,815 A thank-you present. 1031 00:52:12,915 --> 00:52:14,586 From Vivienne. 1032 00:52:14,686 --> 00:52:17,190 For doing the clothes justice on the night. 1033 00:52:17,290 --> 00:52:20,363 I'm sure you'll be splashed all over the New Musical Express. 1034 00:52:20,463 --> 00:52:23,302 These are train tickets. To Huddersfield. 1035 00:52:23,402 --> 00:52:25,608 - With compliments. - We've run away from home. 1036 00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:28,914 And now you can run back and tell everyone what you've seen. 1037 00:52:29,014 --> 00:52:31,252 But, no... We're staying. 1038 00:52:31,352 --> 00:52:34,458 You've got nothing, you know nothing, 1039 00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:36,763 and if you stay here, you'll become nothing. 1040 00:52:36,863 --> 00:52:40,236 You think we're just stupid little girls, but we're punks. 1041 00:52:40,336 --> 00:52:41,372 You're just old. 1042 00:52:41,974 --> 00:52:44,244 "Old"? Well... 1043 00:52:44,344 --> 00:52:46,248 We're the new generation gap. 1044 00:52:47,518 --> 00:52:49,354 Good for you. 1045 00:52:49,454 --> 00:52:53,329 And how long before you're the old, new generation gap? 1046 00:52:53,429 --> 00:52:55,668 What'll you have then but a très boring story 1047 00:52:55,768 --> 00:52:57,905 about how you were once the brightest young things 1048 00:52:58,005 --> 00:53:00,510 at some gig no one even remembers? 1049 00:53:01,813 --> 00:53:04,418 Go home. Learn things. 1050 00:53:04,953 --> 00:53:06,522 Get clever. 1051 00:53:06,623 --> 00:53:08,493 Make your own destiny. 1052 00:53:10,463 --> 00:53:11,933 We'll be back. 1053 00:53:12,902 --> 00:53:14,672 Yeah. 1054 00:53:14,772 --> 00:53:16,877 You can count on it. 1055 00:53:16,977 --> 00:53:21,252 No one's gonna be fucking bothered about fucking Glen! 1056 00:53:21,352 --> 00:53:24,291 Fuck! No one's even gonna know it was me. 1057 00:53:26,763 --> 00:53:28,399 I just saw Glen at the Roxy. 1058 00:53:29,769 --> 00:53:31,706 Oh. 1059 00:53:31,806 --> 00:53:33,276 We had musical differences. 1060 00:53:34,713 --> 00:53:35,981 He snores in the van. 1061 00:53:36,081 --> 00:53:39,288 He's the best musician and songwriter in your band. 1062 00:53:39,388 --> 00:53:42,728 He dresses like Paul McCartney, always washing his feet. 1063 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:45,601 - His feet? - He doesn't fit the image. 1064 00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:51,412 What's Malcolm got over you, Steve? 1065 00:53:52,481 --> 00:53:54,318 Why can't you ever stand up to him? 1066 00:53:54,418 --> 00:53:56,556 Cos he... 1067 00:53:56,656 --> 00:53:58,326 Cos... 1068 00:54:03,403 --> 00:54:05,306 Cos he stood up for me. 1069 00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:09,481 In court. 1070 00:54:09,582 --> 00:54:11,953 He said I meant something to him. 1071 00:54:12,922 --> 00:54:14,726 He gave me a chance. 1072 00:54:14,826 --> 00:54:16,696 And you of all people, you can... 1073 00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:19,034 You can understand that. 1074 00:54:19,134 --> 00:54:22,575 Can't you? I mean, it's just like... 1075 00:54:22,675 --> 00:54:24,746 ...you with your music. You... 1076 00:54:26,382 --> 00:54:28,554 You just need someone... 1077 00:54:29,756 --> 00:54:32,828 ...to give you a chance. 1078 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,705 And they will. 1079 00:54:37,805 --> 00:54:40,109 I mean, they will - sooner than you think. 1080 00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:41,913 [John] There he is! 1081 00:54:42,013 --> 00:54:43,917 The man of the hour. 1082 00:54:44,017 --> 00:54:46,021 This calls for celebration, Chrissie. 1083 00:54:46,121 --> 00:54:48,392 We have a replacement. 1084 00:54:48,492 --> 00:54:52,033 Our man Jonesy is about to give a very unique individual 1085 00:54:52,133 --> 00:54:54,037 the chance of a lifetime. 1086 00:54:55,908 --> 00:54:57,510 The chance of a... 1087 00:54:58,580 --> 00:55:00,383 Who is the replacement? 1088 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,389 Wait... 1089 00:55:04,793 --> 00:55:06,128 Are you going to ask me? 1090 00:55:08,734 --> 00:55:11,372 No [Chuckles] No, it's all sorted. 1091 00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:20,891 Hello, Chrissie. Guess what... 1092 00:55:20,991 --> 00:55:22,695 I'm a Sex Pistol. 1093 00:55:22,795 --> 00:55:23,897 [Gunshot] 1094 00:55:23,997 --> 00:55:25,533 [♪ BUZZCOCKS: "Ever Fallen In Love"] 1095 00:55:25,634 --> 00:55:29,542 ♪ You make me feel like dirt, and I'm hurt 1096 00:55:33,684 --> 00:55:36,055 ♪ And if I start a commotion 1097 00:55:36,155 --> 00:55:39,963 ♪ I run the risk of losing you, and that's worse 1098 00:55:44,171 --> 00:55:46,508 ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone 1099 00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:49,081 ♪ Ever fallen in love, in love with someone 1100 00:55:49,181 --> 00:55:51,720 ♪ Ever fallen in love, in love with someone 1101 00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:54,124 ♪ You shouldn't have fallen in love with 1102 00:55:55,260 --> 00:55:57,865 ♪ I can't see much of a future 1103 00:55:57,965 --> 00:56:00,537 ♪ Unless we find out what's to blame 1104 00:56:00,637 --> 00:56:02,107 ♪ What a shame 1105 00:56:06,048 --> 00:56:08,720 ♪ And we won't be together much longer 1106 00:56:08,820 --> 00:56:12,127 ♪ Unless we realise that we are the same 1107 00:56:16,903 --> 00:56:18,807 ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone 1108 00:56:18,907 --> 00:56:20,878 ♪ Ever fallen in love, in love... ♪