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I thought the coppers
almost at me that time.

2
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Oh!

3
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Do say cheers
to St. Peter for me, Mary Kelly.

4
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- Here.
- Jack!

5
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Hello.

6
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Anyone here?

7
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Jack!

8
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Richard?

9
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Blimey! Is that you?

10
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Oh, it's okay, mate.
I lost the coppers.

11
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What are you doing? I said I lost them.

12
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Hey, you.

13
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Caught.

14
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Caught like a rat in a trap.

15
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What are you doing?

16
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Stop!

17
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Oh.

18
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Did you see
what that woman was wearing?

19
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Is that how the
puritans really dressed?

20
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Uh... I don't think

21
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the puritans wear
their dresses that low cut,

22
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- at least not without a scarlet aye.
- Yeah.

23
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And I love this old house.

24
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It just screams "scream."

25
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Just like the doorbell.

26
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Um, anyway,

27
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this is the master library
in all its, uh, booky splendor.

28
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Is this where you want me
to set up?

29
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In the library?

30
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Well, it's where we found him.

31
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And he liked to be called Jack.

32
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Is that because he claimed
to be Jack the Ripper?

33
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- Oh, he was Jack the Ripper. He channeled the original.
- Yep.

34
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How could you tell?

35
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- He started carrying around a knife...
- Jesus!

36
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And memorizing 900 numbers.

37
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- You brought the real one.
- Yeah.

38
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He was re-enacting
the five canonical murders.

39
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If he had time,
the Putnam murders.

40
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But they never found
any evidence.

41
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Remember that.

42
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Only because
he was extremely clever.

43
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Well, he was also very psychic.

44
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You know, it helps to know
what the police are gonna do next.

45
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This is true.

46
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But bad people
don't get to stick around.

47
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They go somewhere.

48
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I never did understand all this.

49
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What? Yeah...

50
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Uh, good people after death,

51
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sometimes hang around
their loved ones or a place,

52
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especially if they have unfinished
business or regrets about passing.

53
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And what happens
with the bad spirits?

54
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Oh, well...

55
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Oh, jeez!

56
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And...

57
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what's the determining
factor? I mean...

58
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it's not, uh,

59
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fudging on your taxes?

60
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I never could prove up
my dependence.

61
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Man, you're single.

62
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That's why
I could never prove 'em up.

63
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The dividing line is souls
that would torment the living.

64
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That fits Jack.

65
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Well, allegedly.

66
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But hey, if he's found a way
to stick around,

67
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then maybe he was innocent.
Habeas no corpus.

68
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All right, I guess we do need
to find out what happened to him.

69
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If my uncle
is channeling Jack the Ripper,

70
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their spirits gonna become
twisted together,

71
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mix into one soul
so they can't be separated.

72
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Oh. That's awful.

73
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Channeling can be risky
if the spirit's malignant.

74
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Maybe we should rethink this.

75
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Um, the important thing

76
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is to figure out what happened.

77
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But why did we have
to sneak in the backway?

78
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Uh, we're under
strict instructions

79
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not to let anyone disturb
the Halloween party.

80
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But I want to see the ballroom.

81
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Yeah,
that would be against the rules.

82
00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:09,646
You have to be an Auldcraft

83
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in order to attend an Auldcraft
Hallowed Eve's ball.

84
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- Why can't I go as Seymour's date? He's an Auldcraft.
- Um...

85
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- I took my name off the attendee list years ago.
- Yeah.

86
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Not even girlfriends
or significant others.

87
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You don't have any caterers?

88
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Well, they come in early
and set up.

89
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People to clean up?

90
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They'll come in tomorrow.

91
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And all the curtains are drawn,
before you ask.

92
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And we would check IDs
at the gate

93
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if we didn't know
everyone already.

94
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- Um.
- You really think of everything.

95
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I am the estate manager.

96
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Can't I just take a peek?

97
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Uh, n... I'm sorry.

98
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It is a private party
for family only.

99
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And I am not family. I get it.

100
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Hey, that doesn't mean
you can't have

101
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a world-famous
Auldcraft Hallowtini.

102
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What's a Hallowtini?

103
00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:07,225
Well, it may be eye of newt,

104
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unicorn horn powder,
and boiled frog.

105
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Delicious.

106
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Or it may be vodka,

107
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powdered sugar,
and green food coloring.

108
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You decide.

109
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- One for you?
- Nah, thank you.

110
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I don't drink
while conducting séances.

111
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Oh, I get it.

112
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Don't drink and drive.

113
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Lily, it's just a stupid party
everybody goes to.

114
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- A party that we have to be married to attend.
- Yeah, but...

115
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And you don't believe in marriage.

116
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- I believe that's come up over brunch.
- But...

117
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Yeah, but,
but we've talked about this.

118
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I mean, we're still young.

119
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Let's talk about it again.

120
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But what's wrong
with keeping our relationship

121
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the way it is? We're just fine.

122
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So I can continue to endure
the frantic calls from my mother

123
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- and the smirks from my blissfully married sister.
- Lily?

124
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:04,108
My point is,
I'll survive missing a party.

125
00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:07,938
Even a famously spooky one.

126
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,552
At least there won't be any
ghost attending, right?

127
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,857
I mean, it's like that time
we actually saw Bigfoot.

128
00:09:15,162 --> 00:09:16,468
That was moss on a tree.

129
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It was very scary moss.

130
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We shouldn't finish setting up.

131
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So what are we using tonight?

132
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Uh, tonight is all me.

133
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,133
But the show?

134
00:09:30,656 --> 00:09:32,223
You don't need
any gimmicks.

135
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Well, people are so disappointed

136
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without the cheesy
special effects.

137
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- What's the first rule?
- The second rule is to get them to text all their friends.

138
00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,929
Um, yeah,
but what's the first rule?

139
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- Never use more special effects than people need to believe.
- Exactly.

140
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And these people
believe already.

141
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- Well, that's not surprising, considering where we are.
- True.

142
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But I bought new gear.

143
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Mm, you wasted your money.

144
00:09:58,205 --> 00:09:59,816
Come on, Mr. Auldcraft.

145
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Don't you want to show them
how we...

146
00:10:02,122 --> 00:10:04,124
play with fire?

147
00:10:05,952 --> 00:10:07,780
- How did you do that?
- You like?

148
00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:11,392
- Yeah, I like.
- It's a shame we aren't using any tricks.

149
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,315
All right, fine.
We'll use that one.

150
00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:14,569
- I like that one.
- Yay.

151
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,311
But don't use that tonight.

152
00:10:17,877 --> 00:10:19,836
Oh, come on,
just let me do a quick reading.

153
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,228
Aren't you curious?

154
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:24,057
I bet this place
registers a two.

155
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,193
Oh, see? I told you, a two.

156
00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:33,806
No! A two and a half. Wow!

157
00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:37,897
The famously haunted Auldcraft
Mansion lives up to its reputation.

158
00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:41,248
We should really finish
setting up.

159
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:45,078
Remember that time that
we visited Dunridge Sanatorium,

160
00:10:45,252 --> 00:10:46,732
and I got a reading of four?

161
00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:53,521
Well, the spectrograph
is reading eight.

162
00:10:55,349 --> 00:10:56,873
A... A ten.

163
00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,789
What?

164
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,055
What is this place?

165
00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:09,624
It's weird. That's weird.
That shouldn't happen.

166
00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:13,324
Oh, but... I got a reading of 12.

167
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,936
I mean, I wouldn't expect that
high of a reading in purgatory.

168
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,534
It's probably just
a surge in the battery.

169
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,332
Those old models, it happens.

170
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,212
I'm back.

171
00:11:32,386 --> 00:11:34,084
And I got 'em

172
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:38,001
to give you
extra unicorn horn powder,

173
00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:42,222
mummy dust, and a gummy maggot.

174
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,398
- Uh...
- Whoa!

175
00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,838
You looked like you need it.
What happened?

176
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,015
I... Uh, it's, it's nothing.
Equipment problems.

177
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,016
Thanks for the drink.

178
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:56,454
Can you, um,
turn down that drink?

179
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,022
I have to concentrate.

180
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,112
Hey, look, don't be grumpy
just because you can't drink.

181
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,406
This is your element, right?

182
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,463
I mean, yeah,

183
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,334
but we still don't know
the details.

184
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,510
How did Jack die?

185
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:12,600
Um... All right, we...

186
00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:17,344
found his body right here...

187
00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:20,870
with his knife in his chest.

188
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,829
Someone murdered him
in this room?

189
00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:25,570
Well, couldn't have.

190
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,399
There was no one in the house
that whole weekend.

191
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,662
Oh, then he fell
on his own knife?

192
00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:35,145
Weird, huh?

193
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,798
Uh...

194
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,932
That's why we need a seer

195
00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:41,978
to help us figure out
the details.

196
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,023
And who better than my nephew?

197
00:12:46,852 --> 00:12:48,419
Wow.

198
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,682
Party's turning up.

199
00:12:51,726 --> 00:12:55,861
It sounds like the "Monster
Mash" being played on a Victrola.

200
00:12:56,035 --> 00:12:57,820
They will dance to it
until dawn.

201
00:12:58,385 --> 00:13:00,910
- Wow!
- And yeah, your, uh...

202
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:06,480
Julia asked about
whether you'd be coming tonight.

203
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,831
Oh! What did you tell her?

204
00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,834
Told her you'd be busy as usual.

205
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,705
Uh, who's Julia?

206
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:15,576
Mm, nobody in particular.

207
00:13:17,056 --> 00:13:18,056
Gerald?

208
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,451
Um...

209
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,846
- She's...
- Yes. Who?

210
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,023
Uh, you know...

211
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:32,767
Seymour, it was a really fantastic
idea to bring Lily here tonight.

212
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,335
I mean, there's absolutely
no possibility

213
00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:37,685
- of a complete disaster.
- All right, f...

214
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,549
Let's proceed with the séance
as quickly as possible.

215
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,908
What... We're not all here.

216
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,780
S... Someone else is joining us?

217
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,782
Well, commandeering
is more like it.

218
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,655
You, you promised me.

219
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:54,528
Yes, I promised you.

220
00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:57,053
Okay.

221
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,144
Just remember
whatever happens after this...

222
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,668
wasn't my idea.

223
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,452
Oh, come on.

224
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,631
Oh, but... Oh, okay.

225
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,243
I wasn't finished.

226
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,724
They're here.

227
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:25,820
I have materialized.

228
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:30,260
Oh. This female is a mistake,
Seymour Edwin Auldcraft.

229
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,794
All right, buddy, I don't want you in my
personal life. Or I'm walking out that door.

230
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:38,355
You would do well to show more
respect for the head of your family.

231
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,053
Or what? If this was a donks,
I think I'd miss.

232
00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:44,100
Oh, you conceited,
young popinjay.

233
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:48,191
Now, Richard, compose yourself.

234
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:52,673
No one who is not in the family
should be in the manor tonight.

235
00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:55,111
She is my family.

236
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:58,070
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
You haven't married her.

237
00:14:58,244 --> 00:15:01,073
- Oh...
- So it would be wonderful if you did.

238
00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:04,990
What if she discovered
our secret, hmm?

239
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,124
She could break over 200 years
of tradition.

240
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,909
Look, she's been told
not to leave this room, okay?

241
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,520
Hey, I promise
not to see anything tonight.

242
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,043
Delightful.

243
00:15:15,522 --> 00:15:19,178
The unenforceable promise
of a femme seule.

244
00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:21,702
- A what?
- A woman alone.

245
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,139
You sound like my mother.

246
00:15:23,704 --> 00:15:25,097
Let's all calm down.

247
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,752
Uh, perhaps if I prepare
some tea.

248
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:33,453
Oh, lemon curd
and clotted cream.

249
00:15:33,627 --> 00:15:34,846
I am in heaven.

250
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,239
Not yet, dear.

251
00:15:36,891 --> 00:15:38,328
Why are you two even here?

252
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:40,852
I don't need any help
conducting this séance.

253
00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:42,462
Of course you do.

254
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:46,510
Every conductor
needs his symphonic orchestra.

255
00:15:47,119 --> 00:15:48,999
- But...
- Don't worry, Mr. Auldcraft.

256
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,035
Seymour will do great.

257
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:54,213
Because he's got spirit.
Yes, he does.

258
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,215
He's got spirit and my love.

259
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,438
I see why a wedding
is out of the question.

260
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,352
- Shut up.
- Uh.

261
00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:07,400
Now, Richard,
let me see if I understand.

262
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,010
Seymour, dear...

263
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,710
you can't perform your séance
without your little friend?

264
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,102
That's right.

265
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,279
And we need a séance.

266
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,933
One with Seymour's
particular set of skills?

267
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,109
Regrettably so.

268
00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:23,677
Then we must proceed. Correct?

269
00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:26,376
We might as well
be pleasant to each other.

270
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,334
Hey, I am being pleasant.

271
00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:33,644
I do not like being forced
to be pleasant under duress.

272
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:35,341
Boys...

273
00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:39,953
Fine.

274
00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:41,781
Acceptable.

275
00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:44,220
Wonderful. Wonderful.

276
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,831
Now, I believe
it would be proper

277
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,226
for me to introduce myself
to our guest.

278
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:54,143
Good evening,
I'm Victoria Fidelia Auldcraft.

279
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,883
Lily Herdston.
Pleased to meet you.

280
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,451
Pleasure to meet you, dear.

281
00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:01,192
My visiting card.

282
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,935
Oh! I'll Facebook you.

283
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,457
Yes?

284
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,331
Well, dear,
if you like to face books,

285
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,811
the library
is a perfect place to be.

286
00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:12,509
No, Mrs. Auldcraft. I meant...

287
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,685
Oh, no, please call me
by my Christian name.

288
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:18,210
Victoria. I was named after
the British Queen, of course.

289
00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:21,083
I could have sworn
the Queen was named after you.

290
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,565
I trust the family history
has been explained to you.

291
00:17:25,739 --> 00:17:27,176
Uh, no, not really.

292
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:29,569
Um...

293
00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:33,704
They like to dress up
in fancy past duds.

294
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,185
It reminds them
of the good old days.

295
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,318
That's a bit simplistic,
but, but true.

296
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,887
And did you explain
our illustrious family history?

297
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,758
Why we enjoy our duds?

298
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,633
Right. Yeah. So, um,

299
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,636
this place is old, right?

300
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:56,553
So a whole bunch of people

301
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,817
have died here over the years,
a whole lot.

302
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,733
No, that won't do
in the slightest.

303
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,040
Many wonderful people
have lived,

304
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,913
and yes, died here.

305
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,699
Generals, governors,
captains of industry.

306
00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:16,747
The history of the Auldcraft
family is the history of great men,

307
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:21,186
- like our founder.
- A distinctly dashing fellow

308
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,885
who laid the cornerstone
to this house in 1786.

309
00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:26,626
He laid it crooked.

310
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,194
- He laid it perfectly.
- No, he didn't.

311
00:18:29,368 --> 00:18:32,284
Balls were held here,
the Civil War planned,

312
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:37,159
fortunes were made, and,
and squandered and amplified.

313
00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:39,683
Throughout the eras,
the Auldcraft family

314
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,642
has maintained the highest
standards of civilized living.

315
00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:45,297
Not to mention civilized deaths.

316
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:51,956
Today, the Auldcraft family continues
its march proudly to the present.

317
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,134
And now we proudly proceed
to our present business

318
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,310
- contacting Jack.
- Oh!

319
00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:03,272
I refused to refer
to Jonathan Theodore as Jack.

320
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,926
Call him what you like,
but we must call him.

321
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,319
Oh, I understand.

322
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,278
How do we proceed,
Seymour, dear?

323
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,498
Well, everybody gather
around the table.

324
00:19:25,424 --> 00:19:26,424
Did you see that?

325
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,471
Did you see that?

326
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,950
Can we get on with it?

327
00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:32,953
Ah! Yes.

328
00:19:33,127 --> 00:19:35,869
Wow, no wonder this place rates
at 12 on the spectrograph.

329
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:37,043
All right.

330
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:41,571
Everyone, take a deep breath
and focus your thoughts.

331
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,492
So romantic.

332
00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:53,844
- Oh, self-igniting candles.
- Oh, check that out.

333
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,846
How quaint.

334
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,345
I can't believe it actually
worked. - All right...

335
00:19:57,369 --> 00:19:59,763
Do you have this, uh, patented?

336
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,418
No more talking, guys.
We gotta... I gotta concentrate.

337
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,379
Close your eyes.

338
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,034
Focus on summing Jack.

339
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:11,688
Envision him.

340
00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:14,168
Form his image in your mind.

341
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:15,734
Lily?

342
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,608
Spirits of the night,

343
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,742
spirits that avoid the light,
speak to us.

344
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:26,006
Uh, nothing's happening.

345
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,748
Contacting the spirit world
isn't like using a cell phone.

346
00:20:28,922 --> 00:20:29,922
Okay? It takes time.

347
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,838
There's not an app for this?

348
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,711
No more commentary, okay?
I have to concentrate.

349
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,626
I'm sorting the dead here, okay?

350
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,547
Spirits, Seymour Auldcraft
is calling to you.

351
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,506
Open the door
and pass on through.

352
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,509
Perhaps another nursery rhyme
to try.

353
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,511
Richard, be polite.

354
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,209
Spirits,

355
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,734
Seymour Auldcraft
is calling to you.

356
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:01,215
- Open the door and pass on through.
- Focus.

357
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,479
I smell perfume.

358
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:06,786
Hmm.

359
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,788
Oh!

360
00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:09,962
Hello, everybody.

361
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,270
That's not Jack.

362
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,446
Gerald...

363
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,536
don't you recognize me?

364
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:21,845
Um, Seymour Afterdark?

365
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,327
Young lady,
leave that body immediately.

366
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,381
- You're tying up the line.
- No, wait.

367
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,200
Beatrice?

368
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,509
- Is that you?
- Gerald, yes.

369
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,947
Oh! I have been waiting ages
to see you again, dear.

370
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,038
- Who is Beatrice?
- Gerald's fiancé. Deceased.

371
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,476
They met in amateur theatricals
playing Romeo and Juliet.

372
00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,348
She crashed her car
into the cemetery

373
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,219
- on the night they were engaged.
- Mm.

374
00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:50,221
Too many Hallowtinis.

375
00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:54,268
Um, Beatrice, why haven't you
passed on through to the light?

376
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,140
Because I had to warn you.

377
00:21:57,402 --> 00:21:59,361
Warn me about what? Jack?

378
00:22:00,187 --> 00:22:01,187
Yes.

379
00:22:02,276 --> 00:22:04,191
Something is anchoring him
to this house.

380
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,237
Something evil.

381
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,109
You must destroy it, Gerald.

382
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,285
Enough of this.

383
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,071
- Uh, be gone, you interloper.
- No.

384
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:15,725
Not yet.

385
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,988
Stay a little longer.
What am I supposed to do?

386
00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:19,903
I can't hurt Seymour.

387
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,079
I have to go.

388
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:23,950
Goodbye, Gerald.

389
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,086
Beatrice?

390
00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:33,699
Seymour, wha... what's going on?

391
00:22:34,961 --> 00:22:38,182
My spirit cannot leave this body
without a physical shock.

392
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,620
What sort of physical shock?

393
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,448
Well, I don't know exactly.

394
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:48,148
But the greater the shock, the more
likelihood my spirit will be expelled.

395
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:51,935
Well, I... I can't hurt Seymour.

396
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,937
Mm, you're going
to have to kill him.

397
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,115
- Or...
- Or?

398
00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:00,377
You could kiss me.

399
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:02,597
Kiss you?

400
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,425
In that body?

401
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:05,817
No way.

402
00:23:09,648 --> 00:23:10,780
You loved me once.

403
00:23:11,563 --> 00:23:12,869
Oh, I, I still do.

404
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,436
I just can't.

405
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:17,873
Okay.

406
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,138
Then take my hand.

407
00:23:22,269 --> 00:23:24,271
Oh. Sure. Okay.

408
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,448
Anything for you, Beatrice.

409
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,846
"For each pilgrim's hand
holds a saint's hand."

410
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:39,939
"And palm to palm
is holy palmers kiss."

411
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,938
Gerald,
what... what are you doing?

412
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:49,601
Patty Cake?

413
00:23:49,775 --> 00:23:50,775
Seymour,

414
00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:53,039
your parlor tricks
are not working.

415
00:23:53,213 --> 00:23:55,433
You failed to channel Jack.

416
00:23:56,216 --> 00:23:57,348
Look, I'm sorry.

417
00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,785
Something's interfering
with the connection.

418
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:03,223
I, uh... Whatever happened,
he's really stuck down there.

419
00:24:03,397 --> 00:24:05,791
We need answers, not old lovers.

420
00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:07,576
- Who?
- Um,

421
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,055
my old fiancé.

422
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,450
She smelled
just like Chanel No. 5.

423
00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:16,672
She told us a physical shock
was necessary to release her spirit.

424
00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:18,717
That's true.

425
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:23,026
And the longer a spirit
stays inside a physical body...

426
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:26,001
the more force it takes
to get it to leave.

427
00:24:26,072 --> 00:24:28,553
So, channeling is dangerous.

428
00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:32,775
- We can't leave Jonathan Theodore...
- Uh, Jack.

429
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:36,039
Trapped forever between
the physical and spiritual realms.

430
00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:39,042
I got the sense
of an enormous evil.

431
00:24:39,564 --> 00:24:41,740
Uh, alleged enormous evil.

432
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,049
Look, I can go deeper, but that
might give Jack control over me.

433
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,442
I...
will control him.

434
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:52,316
My superior ability to focus
my psychic kinetic energy

435
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:55,580
will have a cooling effect
on your agitated fluids.

436
00:24:55,754 --> 00:24:56,973
- Mm.
- Superior.

437
00:24:57,582 --> 00:24:58,714
Yeah. I feel so much better

438
00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:00,759
That... Then we will proceed.

439
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,501
I will. Just give me
a moment to gather my strength.

440
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:10,334
Ah, the tea is ready,
and we could use a rest.

441
00:25:11,117 --> 00:25:12,728
Lily, would you like
to help, please?

442
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,033
Uh, sure.

443
00:25:14,773 --> 00:25:15,774
Lovely.

444
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:20,474
You know, I have always said
that no matter what the problem,

445
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,043
- tea always improves one's perspective.
- Mm.

446
00:25:24,217 --> 00:25:27,351
Seymour,
you need more discipline.

447
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:30,093
Discipline strengthens the will.

448
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:31,877
I like discipline.

449
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:36,403
If as long as she doesn't have
a problem with it.

450
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,929
- When you channel Jack, will you have him firmly?
- Yes.

451
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:44,934
And will he be able to control
your body like the previous one?

452
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:48,154
Yeah, he will be...
...if...

453
00:25:48,328 --> 00:25:50,959
He might even have some slight
physical power if he's strong enough.

454
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,158
Like what?

455
00:25:52,332 --> 00:25:54,813
Blowing
some air, candle.

456
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,381
Well, I can handle the weather.

457
00:25:57,555 --> 00:25:59,949
Uh, let me know
when you are ready to proceed.

458
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,734
I just need a couple more
moments to gather my strength again.

459
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,824
Would you mind pouring, dear?

460
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:10,220
My hands have been
particularly stiff today.

461
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:11,787
Oh, I'd be happy to.

462
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,489
- Tea is served.
- Oh, cucumber

463
00:26:18,663 --> 00:26:20,665
and watercress sandwiches.
It's my favorite.

464
00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:24,147
Huh. How are you feeling, dear?

465
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,801
You look pale.

466
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:30,980
Uh, well, I've watched Seymour
conduct séances for years.

467
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:32,503
It's a wonderful skill.

468
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,680
We go around and we do
a lot of good for people.

469
00:26:35,854 --> 00:26:37,595
- But...
- Yes?

470
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:41,947
Channeling Jack feels wrong.

471
00:26:42,121 --> 00:26:44,950
We're in the Auldcraft Manor.
Nothing wrong ever happens here.

472
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:49,563
Could you take this
to Seymour, dear?

473
00:26:52,218 --> 00:26:55,004
It just,
it doesn't make any sense.

474
00:26:57,746 --> 00:27:00,096
I just don't understand
why this is so hard.

475
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,141
Is his name written down?

476
00:27:02,315 --> 00:27:03,534
Yes.

477
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,536
His name is duly inscribed.

478
00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:07,886
Unlike yours.

479
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:11,324
Yeah, thanks
for rubbing that in.

480
00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:13,326
Something is tying Jack
to this world

481
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,372
and interfering
with the connection.

482
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:19,768
Um, Beatrice said something
that you should know.

483
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:21,552
- What?
- Uh, Gerald.

484
00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:25,338
Uh, there's no need
to trouble Seymour with trivia.

485
00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:27,950
- But...
- I said it's irrelevant.

486
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,865
May I talk to you?

487
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,215
- Privately?
- Sure.

488
00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:37,611
Seymour, you're going
to go deeper?

489
00:27:38,177 --> 00:27:40,049
Yeah, I have to.
There's interference.

490
00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,834
But the deeper you go, the
more the spirit is in control.

491
00:27:43,182 --> 00:27:45,271
Well, look, I can handle it.

492
00:27:45,837 --> 00:27:49,101
What is it with this place? Why is
there so much spiritual energy here?

493
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,757
- Can't say.
- You mean you won't say.

494
00:27:53,192 --> 00:27:55,455
This isn't some child's game
of hokey-pokey.

495
00:27:55,629 --> 00:27:57,762
This is stepping in,
and stepping out,

496
00:27:57,936 --> 00:28:00,112
and shaking
this fair world all about.

497
00:28:00,286 --> 00:28:02,332
Lily, I'll be fine, all right?

498
00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:04,745
I wasn't this weirded out
when we met the ghost

499
00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:07,554
of Christmas Past,
Present, and Future.

500
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,556
Look, those were carolers,
all right?

501
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,384
They were very scary carolers.

502
00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:12,558
Lily.

503
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,387
What?

504
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:18,348
- Slap me.
- What? Come again.

505
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:21,003
If Jack does take control,

506
00:28:21,786 --> 00:28:23,701
a slap will shock him
into releasing me.

507
00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:25,050
Are you sure?

508
00:28:25,877 --> 00:28:26,878
I'm positive.

509
00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:29,533
- Well, there's something else.
- What?

510
00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:34,668
Oh, no.

511
00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,279
Good evening.

512
00:28:36,888 --> 00:28:40,413
- Why, good evening, Julia.
- Julia?

513
00:28:40,587 --> 00:28:42,633
You look lovely tonight.

514
00:28:43,242 --> 00:28:44,809
Don't I always?

515
00:28:44,983 --> 00:28:46,943
You're supposed
to stay at the party.

516
00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:49,683
Darling, you are here,

517
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,337
and handsome as ever.

518
00:28:51,903 --> 00:28:53,296
Black always suited you.

519
00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:56,168
I'm in the middle
of something.

520
00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:58,910
And who is our guest?

521
00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:01,478
I insist on being introduced.

522
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:04,307
She hasn't been invited
to the party.

523
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,223
But she has been invited to tea.

524
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,487
I'm Lily.
Seymour "the Seer's" assistant.

525
00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,579
- Is this a séance?
- Yeah.

526
00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:17,233
Then I am decidedly staying.

527
00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:18,930
But we've already started.

528
00:29:19,104 --> 00:29:20,627
Well, why shouldn't she stay?

529
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,238
See, we've decided.

530
00:29:22,716 --> 00:29:23,892
- Hey...
- Oh, wait.

531
00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:25,991
Not, not in front
of my girlfriend.

532
00:29:27,112 --> 00:29:29,114
- Girlfriend?
- Girlfriend.

533
00:29:30,028 --> 00:29:33,727
But, honey, why haven't
you mentioned her to me?

534
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:36,426
Yeah, Seymour,
why haven't you mentioned me?

535
00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:40,212
I was busy.

536
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,170
That's silly.

537
00:29:42,562 --> 00:29:43,912
I'm not threatened in the least.

538
00:29:45,043 --> 00:29:48,003
After all,
no one can replace me.

539
00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:49,177
Why not?

540
00:29:50,048 --> 00:29:50,788
No, dear.

541
00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:52,181
Do you have one of those

542
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,792
"we mustn't talk" relationships?

543
00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:56,881
Perhaps you are ready
to continue.

544
00:29:57,055 --> 00:29:59,971
- Oh, of course. I mean...
- Wonderful.

545
00:30:00,145 --> 00:30:02,321
Gerald, would you show Julia
a seat?

546
00:30:02,495 --> 00:30:03,757
Oh...
Got you.

547
00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,936
Thank you, sweetie.

548
00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:09,110
Sure.

549
00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:15,682
How close are you
and Julia exactly?

550
00:30:17,902 --> 00:30:19,599
Just about a natural distance.

551
00:30:19,773 --> 00:30:21,253
We've always been close.

552
00:30:21,427 --> 00:30:23,603
I've... I've known her
since I was a child.

553
00:30:23,777 --> 00:30:26,780
In fact, he was the first person
I ever possessed.

554
00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,391
- Possessed?
- Oh.

555
00:30:28,913 --> 00:30:32,351
All the time,
and in every available location.

556
00:30:33,091 --> 00:30:35,050
- Why? I remember...
- Julia!

557
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:36,224
Darling!

558
00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:38,749
How else am I
to handle my competition?

559
00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:42,448
- She's not your...
- Might I remind you time is of the essence?

560
00:30:42,622 --> 00:30:44,494
Stop this distaff tittle-tattle
at once.

561
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:46,235
No more talking!

562
00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:48,541
No more questions.

563
00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:50,021
No more comments.

564
00:30:50,456 --> 00:30:51,456
Nothing.

565
00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:55,461
Let's hold hands
around the table.

566
00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,161
- Lily?
- Yes.

567
00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,379
Take my hand.

568
00:31:01,032 --> 00:31:03,992
Oh. All right.

569
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,298
Would you please perform
the incantation for me?

570
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,299
Absolutely.

571
00:31:10,215 --> 00:31:12,826
Spirits, come to Seymour,

572
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:15,829
keeper of secrets
and teller of lies.

573
00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:18,354
It looks like his girlfriend
is getting wise.

574
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:21,357
I like it.

575
00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:23,359
Are we channeling Dr. Phil?

576
00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:25,751
Lily.

577
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:27,711
All right.

578
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:32,977
Spirits from beyond the veil,

579
00:31:33,151 --> 00:31:35,371
follow my voice and do not fail.

580
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,370
Lily, keep going.

581
00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:42,291
Spirits, awake,

582
00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:44,293
Seymour "the Seer" awaits.

583
00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,033
Hear him.

584
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:47,556
Fear him.

585
00:31:48,601 --> 00:31:51,213
Night be true and clear,
let the tortured one appear.

586
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:55,913
Jack, arise from the grave.

587
00:31:56,087 --> 00:31:57,349
We are your master.

588
00:31:57,523 --> 00:31:59,264
You are our slave.

589
00:32:01,179 --> 00:32:03,268
Jack, are you with us?

590
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:05,531
Please give us a sign.

591
00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:16,673
Wow. We asked for a sign,
not a billboard.

592
00:32:22,896 --> 00:32:25,682
Ah! Good evening, everyone.

593
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,729
I trust we're all
prim and proper.

594
00:32:29,903 --> 00:32:32,776
So, we are speaking to Jack?

595
00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:35,779
Mm, you are speaking at me,
Richard.

596
00:32:36,475 --> 00:32:37,911
As is your want.

597
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:44,701
You know, it was some hard work
getting me out. Cheers.

598
00:32:45,223 --> 00:32:47,791
- So you knew about our difficulty?
- Of course.

599
00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:50,924
- Then you also know the cause.
- Yes.

600
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:52,926
And who killed you?

601
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:55,190
A knife killed me.

602
00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:58,106
And what a wonderful surprise
that was.

603
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,672
Talk straight, man!

604
00:33:00,499 --> 00:33:02,545
Are all my souvenirs in place?

605
00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:05,852
What are you doing? Why
are you going through the family safe?

606
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,464
- No one's used that in years.
- Oh.

607
00:33:08,942 --> 00:33:10,248
No one except me.

608
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:14,731
Ah! It's
always good to have a spare.

609
00:33:15,514 --> 00:33:17,821
You know, the coppers
confiscated my last one.

610
00:33:18,691 --> 00:33:19,953
That's all they got though.

611
00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:22,347
Please tell me
that does not contain

612
00:33:22,521 --> 00:33:24,480
crime scene souvenirs.

613
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,221
All right, I won't.

614
00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:29,920
Did you like
Mary Kelly's scarf?

615
00:33:30,964 --> 00:33:32,183
It matched her eyes.

616
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:36,274
So, you did hurt those women?

617
00:33:36,796 --> 00:33:38,842
Oh, yes. Well, more than hurt.

618
00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:42,237
Well, at least your victims
are going to... to heaven.

619
00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:45,283
And I helped them get there,
express.

620
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:48,982
Well, you're going straight
to the bad place.

621
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,897
Not straight to the bad place.

622
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,203
I mean, obviously.

623
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,907
What's your name, crumpet?

624
00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:05,259
Don't be shy.

625
00:34:05,999 --> 00:34:06,999
I don't bite.

626
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:10,265
- Because I'm dead.
- Might I remind you,

627
00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,310
you are in my household.

628
00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:14,399
Your household?

629
00:34:14,573 --> 00:34:16,227
Yes, and under my roof.

630
00:34:16,401 --> 00:34:19,448
I will not allow disrespect
to the weaker sex.

631
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,232
They have enough problems.

632
00:34:21,406 --> 00:34:22,886
Yeah, they do.

633
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:27,020
But this is your roof?

634
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:29,588
Wh... What an absurd question.

635
00:34:32,243 --> 00:34:34,419
Because now this roof is mine.

636
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:38,249
What's happening?

637
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,730
Oh. This is neat.

638
00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:44,690
Stop. There's no way
you have this much power.

639
00:34:45,604 --> 00:34:46,804
You're right.

640
00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:50,609
With this body, I have more.

641
00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:52,872
What is that?

642
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,267
It's time for a new order,

643
00:34:56,441 --> 00:34:59,444
and for new rules
in my kind of fun.

644
00:34:59,618 --> 00:35:01,620
Sorry, Jack. Play time is over.

645
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:08,018
What was that?

646
00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:10,542
I... That's supposed
to snap you out of it.

647
00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:12,892
You're a pretty one, aren't you?

648
00:35:13,284 --> 00:35:14,590
Uh, sure.

649
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:17,070
Do you know what I do

650
00:35:17,636 --> 00:35:19,986
- with pretty ones?
- Let them die of old age?

651
00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:22,692
I do let them die.

652
00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:27,385
How dare you?

653
00:35:27,907 --> 00:35:29,126
Wow.

654
00:35:30,388 --> 00:35:31,388
Uh!

655
00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:32,825
Man, I missed.

656
00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:35,218
Let's try again.

657
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:37,830
Practice, practice, practice.

658
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:39,850
It's how you get
to help a whore.

659
00:35:39,919 --> 00:35:41,007
Enough!

660
00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:52,280
By power of parchment and pen,

661
00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,412
return the way you came in.

662
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,718
I banish you!

663
00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:57,459
Gerald, strike him.

664
00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,461
With pleasure.

665
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:04,117
Jack, you were a lousy brother.

666
00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:05,945
Ah, Gerald.

667
00:36:06,946 --> 00:36:09,253
Still sniveling
over your dead girlfriend,

668
00:36:09,427 --> 00:36:11,168
- with the drinking...
- Hold that thought.

669
00:36:11,342 --> 00:36:13,562
Seymour.

670
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:16,347
Oh! You banished him.

671
00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:18,567
Oh, let's not speak of it.

672
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:21,700
- But are you sure that wasn't necessary?
- Don't question my judgment.

673
00:36:21,874 --> 00:36:23,398
He needed to be returned
to the ether.

674
00:36:25,051 --> 00:36:26,139
Hey, you're back.

675
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,012
What happened?

676
00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,971
Uh, you attacked Lily
with Cupid.

677
00:36:32,145 --> 00:36:33,145
What?

678
00:36:33,451 --> 00:36:35,671
Well, I, I guess Jack, um,

679
00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:37,934
attacked her, shot love's arrow.

680
00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:41,416
But, but not in a cute
Cupid shuffle kind of way.

681
00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:46,029
It was more of a Dexter:
Valentine's Day Specialway.

682
00:36:47,073 --> 00:36:49,337
Something's screwing with
the natural order of things.

683
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,208
- Excuse me.
- Nonsense.

684
00:36:51,730 --> 00:36:54,733
Everything is, uh,
working exactly as expected.

685
00:36:54,907 --> 00:36:57,345
I gained the sense
of something malevolent.

686
00:36:57,823 --> 00:36:59,912
Maybe that's what
Beatrice meant.

687
00:37:00,478 --> 00:37:02,785
What? Beatrice imparted
a message?

688
00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:06,223
She said that

689
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:11,010
whatever it was that
was anchoring Jack to this plane

690
00:37:11,184 --> 00:37:13,535
needed to be destroyed,
that it was evil.

691
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:16,003
I wish
I never agreed to do this.

692
00:37:17,016 --> 00:37:20,803
Jack had more psychic energy
than I have seen anyone have.

693
00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:22,631
But that's impossible.

694
00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,634
He's only been dead
for, like, three days.

695
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:28,941
Amassing that kind of
psychic-kinetic energy takes years.

696
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:30,682
It takes decades.

697
00:37:30,856 --> 00:37:32,467
Well, he found a way.

698
00:37:32,641 --> 00:37:33,772
Excuse me?

699
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:34,947
What...

700
00:37:35,121 --> 00:37:36,601
What is going on?

701
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,301
The room,
and Jack and the arrow?

702
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:41,954
Am I going insane?

703
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,521
Poor thing.

704
00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,785
- Tell her.
- Absolutely not.

705
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:48,483
Tell her everything or I will.

706
00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:50,572
My lips and my tome

707
00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:52,530
- are sealed.
- Perhaps just this...

708
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,224
- What's this...
- We're ghosts.

709
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:55,706
What?

710
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,404
Julia.

711
00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:02,410
- That is our most closely guarded family secret.
- Please.

712
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:05,108
How long were you going
to string her along?

713
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,500
An eternity?

714
00:38:06,544 --> 00:38:08,546
It was getting old.

715
00:38:09,242 --> 00:38:11,419
- Ghosts?
- 'Fraid so.

716
00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,334
Boo, sweetheart.

717
00:38:13,812 --> 00:38:15,379
But that can't be.

718
00:38:16,075 --> 00:38:18,382
Um, hey, watch this.

719
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,693
Stop that.
Most insensitive.

720
00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:29,219
So Richard is like
the dawn of the family.

721
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:35,181
And Victoria
is my dead great grandmother.

722
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:37,009
And Julia...

723
00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,448
is Seymour's mother.

724
00:38:40,622 --> 00:38:41,797
His, uh...

725
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:46,584
And everyone else,
all the partygoers,

726
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:50,109
they are past generations
of the Auldcrafts

727
00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:56,464
that are all gathered together for a
huge family reunion at Halloween.

728
00:38:56,638 --> 00:39:00,468
Feting me
and the destiny I bequeath them.

729
00:39:01,294 --> 00:39:03,949
And that is why
it is so exclusive.

730
00:39:04,123 --> 00:39:06,952
Because you have to be dead
in order to get in.

731
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,869
So, I think that
about covers it.

732
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:12,479
That's about it.

733
00:39:13,132 --> 00:39:14,482
We're all on the same page.

734
00:39:15,221 --> 00:39:16,788
But we don't know
who killed Jack.

735
00:39:16,962 --> 00:39:19,312
Or how he acquired that power.

736
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,837
Or if she is worthy
of my Seymour.

737
00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:24,883
I, I, I didn't say
we finished the book.

738
00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:29,497
So this, and you're all and I...

739
00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,718
- Uh.
- Oh. Oh.

740
00:39:34,327 --> 00:39:36,895
Excuse me
while I get some smelling salts.

741
00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:40,464
Ghosts!

742
00:39:40,638 --> 00:39:41,987
I was dreaming that I was...

743
00:39:42,161 --> 00:39:45,643
Still here,
and I'm still fabulous.

744
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,732
You're all ghosts!

745
00:39:47,906 --> 00:39:49,430
Um, except for me.

746
00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:51,997
Wow.

747
00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:56,219
I've searched for evidence of
the supernatural my entire life,

748
00:39:56,393 --> 00:39:58,393
and until now, all I could
manage was...

749
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,571
A streaked photograph.

750
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,137
Are you okay?

751
00:40:03,008 --> 00:40:04,008
Okay?

752
00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:05,620
Wow. I am great.

753
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:08,144
I should be recording this.

754
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:09,928
Well, now that you know,

755
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:14,324
I should relay the entire
Auldcraft family history.

756
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,765
The Auldcraft family...
Excuse me, dear.

757
00:40:20,939 --> 00:40:26,249
The Auldcraft family came
to this land over 200 years ago

758
00:40:26,423 --> 00:40:29,339
searching for opportunity,
and we found it like most.

759
00:40:29,513 --> 00:40:32,647
Richard founded
the Auldcraft family fortune

760
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,692
and built this lovely mansion,

761
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:37,390
and he found a way
to keep us together,

762
00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:40,045
even after death.
Isn't that wonderful?

763
00:40:40,219 --> 00:40:44,397
All the Auldcrafts fly
to the mansion after passing,

764
00:40:44,789 --> 00:40:46,312
and they share rooms,

765
00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:48,706
and the generations
tell stories.

766
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,884
Seymour, you knew
about the ghosts?

767
00:40:53,232 --> 00:40:56,279
Of course he knew. All the
Auldcrafts know the family history.

768
00:40:57,193 --> 00:41:00,283
Seymour. This is incredible.
Why didn't you tell me?

769
00:41:01,153 --> 00:41:05,375
This... ...is
not some idle fireside gossip.

770
00:41:05,549 --> 00:41:09,640
This is a treasured family's
secret, at least until now.

771
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:13,818
Seymour, they're ghosts
you can see.

772
00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:15,907
Please do try to keep up.

773
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:20,303
We've recorded
low-register moaning, flickers.

774
00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:22,174
Now I can prove everything.

775
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,653
There's one more thing
you should know.

776
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,702
Don't you dare!

777
00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:29,854
She should know
what we're dealing with.

778
00:41:35,013 --> 00:41:36,624
Is nothing sacred?

779
00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:40,236
Lily, meet
the Auldcraft family sigil.

780
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,500
It's the key
to our way of life after death.

781
00:41:44,588 --> 00:41:46,329
Wow. Explain how it works.

782
00:41:47,112 --> 00:41:50,192
Any name written in the sigil will be
kept from traveling to the great beyond.

783
00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:52,944
The ultimate family scrapbook.

784
00:41:53,118 --> 00:41:54,990
Seymour, I don't see your name.

785
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:56,425
Well, I'm not on it.

786
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:58,559
I appear to be immune somehow.

787
00:41:58,907 --> 00:42:02,737
But once a name is added
to the sigil...

788
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:05,000
It is bound to this house
until death.

789
00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:10,092
Then what happened to Jack?
I mean, Jonathan Theodore?

790
00:42:10,483 --> 00:42:12,007
I can still read his name.

791
00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:13,878
Although it's faint.

792
00:42:14,052 --> 00:42:16,315
I have the power
to banish any soul

793
00:42:16,489 --> 00:42:18,448
bound in the sigil to the ether.

794
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:20,711
What exactly is the ether?

795
00:42:20,885 --> 00:42:23,192
It's like
a supernatural drunk tank.

796
00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:29,328
In theory, Jack should have gone
straight to the bad place,

797
00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:31,821
but, instead, he's able
to linger in the ether.

798
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,595
Why doesn't
he appear on his own?

799
00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:37,815
Uh, why does he need
to go through you?

800
00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:40,122
That's the thing.
It doesn't make sense.

801
00:42:40,905 --> 00:42:43,691
Unless the sigil is acting
like some sort of transmitter.

802
00:42:43,865 --> 00:42:45,083
We have to find out.

803
00:42:45,823 --> 00:42:48,521
Seymour, you will have
to channel Jack again.

804
00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:50,872
You serious?
After what I almost did to her?

805
00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:52,613
I think I'll pass.

806
00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:56,660
Yes, that's what you do,
Seymour. You pass.

807
00:42:56,834 --> 00:43:00,055
I am deceased and I have more
of a life than you do.

808
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:03,798
Richard Auldcraft, you have not
blessed this family.

809
00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:07,149
- You've cursed it.
- Oh, pfft.

810
00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:09,630
There you go
with your, your lies.

811
00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,370
I did nothing of the sort.

812
00:43:11,544 --> 00:43:13,416
Ghosts are my profession,
all right?

813
00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:15,592
I can recognize a curse
when I see a curse.

814
00:43:15,766 --> 00:43:19,683
The sigil is not a curse.
It's a blessing.

815
00:43:19,857 --> 00:43:22,512
Mm. And how did you attain this
blessing? Why don't you tell us?

816
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:27,648
I am amazing!

817
00:43:28,866 --> 00:43:30,085
You met someone.

818
00:43:31,129 --> 00:43:32,129
What happened?

819
00:43:34,437 --> 00:43:38,789
After I made my fortune
in molasses and whale oil...

820
00:43:38,963 --> 00:43:42,184
Believe me, you don't want to
get those two bottles confused.

821
00:43:42,358 --> 00:43:45,013
I wanted to build
a mansion big enough to...

822
00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:48,451
house the entire
family for generations,

823
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,714
and that's when I met the angel.

824
00:43:51,454 --> 00:43:53,412
And how did you know
he was an angel?

825
00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:55,153
Uh, big wings,

826
00:43:55,327 --> 00:43:58,330
he carried a quill
and a scale of justice.

827
00:43:58,504 --> 00:44:00,942
It reminded me of a lawyer.
Uh...

828
00:44:01,812 --> 00:44:04,641
I signed a covenant
that suspended judgment

829
00:44:04,815 --> 00:44:07,992
upon death indefinitely
for me and my heirs.

830
00:44:10,255 --> 00:44:11,255
Richard.

831
00:44:12,736 --> 00:44:16,435
There's only one kind of angel
that has scales.

832
00:44:18,394 --> 00:44:19,482
Fallen angels.

833
00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:22,441
Who are commonly known

834
00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,356
as demons.

835
00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:26,881
- I need a drink.
- Preposterous.

836
00:44:27,403 --> 00:44:29,710
We've been fine
for hundreds of years.

837
00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:30,884
Yeah.

838
00:44:31,929 --> 00:44:34,323
But now Jack is coming
to kill us all.

839
00:44:35,846 --> 00:44:37,935
You haven't blessed this family.

840
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:39,154
You've cursed it.

841
00:44:39,632 --> 00:44:40,633
How dare you?

842
00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:45,073
How dare you accuse me
of such a calumny?

843
00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:48,206
You put this entire family
in danger,

844
00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:50,078
our very mortal souls.

845
00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:51,949
If you had a sense of honor,

846
00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:54,038
you would undo
what you have done.

847
00:44:54,212 --> 00:44:57,215
How dare you speak
to me of honor?

848
00:44:57,389 --> 00:44:59,304
You, of all people?

849
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:01,481
What's happening?

850
00:45:01,567 --> 00:45:05,484
Your very birth
besmirched the family honor!

851
00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:07,748
Richard, listen to me for once.

852
00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:10,272
And what exactly
would you have me do?

853
00:45:10,446 --> 00:45:13,928
- You need to destroy the sigil!
- Destroy it?

854
00:45:14,493 --> 00:45:16,147
The sigil is our way
of afterlife.

855
00:45:16,669 --> 00:45:17,669
Destroy it.

856
00:45:18,889 --> 00:45:22,284
Cease this, cease this at once!

857
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,721
Richard, calm down.
You're gonna pop a lightbulb.

858
00:45:24,895 --> 00:45:26,810
Oh! Too late!

859
00:45:26,984 --> 00:45:29,247
Richard, no.

860
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,122
Don't hurt my baby.

861
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:38,343
There's more than one way
to deal with a pest.

862
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:41,651
Victoria, do something.

863
00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:42,870
Help him.

864
00:45:43,044 --> 00:45:44,132
This ends now!

865
00:45:44,306 --> 00:45:45,306
- No!
- Sigil.

866
00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:51,313
Sigil, by the power of parchment
and pen, release Richard.

867
00:45:53,271 --> 00:45:54,272
What are you doing?

868
00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:59,016
Sigil, I command you,
release Richard Auldcraft.

869
00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:03,107
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I...

870
00:46:03,281 --> 00:46:06,154
The big cheese eaten
just like that.

871
00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,460
I didn't,
I didn't think that would work.

872
00:46:08,634 --> 00:46:10,636
- You banished him.
- I...

873
00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:13,683
Oh, my deepest apologies.
I panicked.

874
00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:15,337
Well, you panicked like a fox.

875
00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:17,382
He was gonna kill Seymour.

876
00:46:17,556 --> 00:46:18,775
Oh, we don't know that.

877
00:46:18,949 --> 00:46:21,343
What? He wasn't gonna use
that candlestick

878
00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:22,953
for a candle at dinner.

879
00:46:23,388 --> 00:46:25,608
Well, he isn't here
to defend himself,

880
00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,871
so let's just,
let's just drop the matter.

881
00:46:28,045 --> 00:46:30,656
- Did he go to the bad place?
- No.

882
00:46:31,396 --> 00:46:33,224
The sigil says,
"Unfinished business."

883
00:46:34,095 --> 00:46:36,053
He's anchored in the ether
just like Jack.

884
00:46:37,272 --> 00:46:39,752
Why didn't you mention
something about that earlier?

885
00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:43,017
I, I got drunk
at the Devil's party.

886
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:46,306
I mean, th... this isn't gonna look
good in the big book in the sky.

887
00:46:46,455 --> 00:46:48,152
There's not much you can do.

888
00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:51,068
Without Richard here, I...

889
00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:53,549
I needed him
to destroy the sigil.

890
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,552
- Pardon?
- Why?

891
00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:58,815
They're tied together.

892
00:46:59,598 --> 00:47:00,598
He created the covenant,

893
00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:01,992
only he can rescind it.

894
00:47:03,994 --> 00:47:05,778
If he did agree,
what would you have done?

895
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,695
Well, we would've
reenacted the ceremony

896
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,741
and reversed the sequence
of events.

897
00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:14,962
Then we're stuck here
without him.

898
00:47:15,527 --> 00:47:16,527
Yeah.

899
00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:19,183
What... You couldn't have
mentioned that

900
00:47:19,357 --> 00:47:20,576
in the heat of the argument?

901
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,230
Well, he was busy yelling.

902
00:47:23,535 --> 00:47:26,190
Are you sure
there's no other way?

903
00:47:26,538 --> 00:47:29,846
Uh, okay.
What if we call the Devil

904
00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:34,111
and complain about the warranty
on this thing?

905
00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:37,114
There's... No, we...

906
00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:39,725
Okay, look, you've got magic.

907
00:47:40,639 --> 00:47:43,555
Wave your hands, make sparks.

908
00:47:43,729 --> 00:47:44,729
Look.

909
00:47:45,818 --> 00:47:46,819
Kapow!

910
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:48,517
Goodbye, sigil, right?

911
00:47:50,171 --> 00:47:53,739
There is a small possibility that I
could destroy it without Richard's help.

912
00:47:54,218 --> 00:47:55,045
Right. Oh.

913
00:47:55,219 --> 00:47:57,221
Then let's do it. Kapow!

914
00:47:57,395 --> 00:47:58,919
But there's a large possibility

915
00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:01,269
that I could send everyone
down to the bad place.

916
00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:03,227
- Well, let's just hold that thought.
- Yeah.

917
00:48:03,706 --> 00:48:07,492
Curses are more difficult to deal
with than frizzy hair on a humid day.

918
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:08,972
Well, it's not a curse.

919
00:48:09,146 --> 00:48:10,974
It, it may have
started out like that,

920
00:48:11,148 --> 00:48:15,152
but, but it's done nothing
but good things for our family.

921
00:48:15,761 --> 00:48:19,113
At the end of the day, it keeps you
from going to where you need to be.

922
00:48:19,678 --> 00:48:21,898
No, it keeps us together.

923
00:48:22,681 --> 00:48:26,642
Yeah, but now we're together with
the spirit of a cold-blooded murderer.

924
00:48:26,816 --> 00:48:30,863
Well, I can't be held
accountable for modern schooling.

925
00:48:31,864 --> 00:48:34,041
If Richard's still here,
What if you channeled him?

926
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,868
Could he revoke the sigil, then?

927
00:48:36,521 --> 00:48:39,046
I mean, yeah,
but not if he doesn't want to.

928
00:48:39,611 --> 00:48:43,093
Let me talk to him. I may be
able to change his perspective.

929
00:48:43,267 --> 00:48:46,401
I tried changing that
perspective for my entire life.

930
00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:50,448
And I have been successfully
changing it well beyond that.

931
00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:54,061
Okay...
Hold on.

932
00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:00,850
I can see Jack.

933
00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:03,722
He... He's waiting for me.

934
00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:07,346
He wants
to possess me permanently.

935
00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,902
And he will
if I try to channel again.

936
00:49:08,945 --> 00:49:10,251
How can he do that?

937
00:49:10,903 --> 00:49:11,903
Sigil?

938
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:17,084
The sigil
is just a piece of paper.

939
00:49:17,954 --> 00:49:19,347
Heaven help us if it's not.

940
00:49:19,521 --> 00:49:21,697
Julia, how do names
get on the sigil?

941
00:49:22,567 --> 00:49:24,569
Only Richard understood
how it works.

942
00:49:24,743 --> 00:49:26,789
Sometimes a name appears
at birth,

943
00:49:27,224 --> 00:49:30,619
sometimes at marriage,
and sometimes even after death.

944
00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:33,796
So we really are out of options?

945
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:35,754
What can we do?

946
00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:40,498
There is one technique I know,
but it's extremely dangerous,

947
00:49:40,672 --> 00:49:44,415
and it could, it could hurt
everybody, living or dead.

948
00:49:44,589 --> 00:49:45,721
Please tell us.

949
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:49,203
I've practiced
some of the ancient studies,

950
00:49:49,377 --> 00:49:50,465
and these...

951
00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:53,525
...are ways that
a priest would consult the dead.

952
00:49:54,773 --> 00:49:55,905
- Okay.
- Like what?

953
00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:58,081
So I'm gonna have to go out

954
00:49:58,255 --> 00:50:00,518
and buy some, uh, goat's blood

955
00:50:00,692 --> 00:50:02,303
No. No.

956
00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:06,785
They used visual means
to consult with them.

957
00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:09,802
Passed for the ghosts to go on
to appear before the living.

958
00:50:10,311 --> 00:50:11,703
Doors to the other side.

959
00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:17,622
We could communicate with Richard's
spirit and reverse the ceremony?

960
00:50:18,536 --> 00:50:20,147
In theory.

961
00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:23,106
Direct links to the afterlife
are notoriously unstable.

962
00:50:24,151 --> 00:50:29,069
But if someone
were to go through the door,

963
00:50:29,243 --> 00:50:31,506
they could find Richard
and retrieve him.

964
00:50:32,376 --> 00:50:33,377
Yes.

965
00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:38,252
In fact, that would be safer than me
going in and opening the door myself.

966
00:50:38,904 --> 00:50:41,081
That's all I need to hear.
I'm going.

967
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:43,039
You?

968
00:50:43,213 --> 00:50:44,562
I'm the one
that banished Richard.

969
00:50:44,736 --> 00:50:46,216
I should be the one
to bring him back.

970
00:50:46,738 --> 00:50:48,000
You'd risk death?

971
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:50,133
Don't be ridiculous.
I'm already dead.

972
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:55,965
But I, I have no idea what
will happen if I attempt this.

973
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,707
Uh, you could be lost forever
in the haze

974
00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:01,666
between the phy... physical
and the spiritual realms.

975
00:51:02,754 --> 00:51:05,017
We have to control
this power, Seymour.

976
00:51:05,192 --> 00:51:07,019
It must not control us.

977
00:51:08,369 --> 00:51:09,152
All right.

978
00:51:09,326 --> 00:51:10,893
Everybody, stand back.

979
00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:14,505
But before I depart,

980
00:51:15,245 --> 00:51:18,509
I would like
to go see the family.

981
00:51:19,075 --> 00:51:22,992
- Why?
- They really should know that Richard's passed and...

982
00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:27,301
Well, I'd like to say my farewells
in case something happens.

983
00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:30,173
I'll go with you. Give me a
minute to calibrate my ectometer.

984
00:51:30,347 --> 00:51:33,176
Dear, dear, I'm so sorry, but this
really must be restricted to family.

985
00:51:34,177 --> 00:51:35,744
And I am not family.

986
00:51:35,918 --> 00:51:36,962
I understand.

987
00:51:38,442 --> 00:51:40,052
- Gerald?
- Yeah.

988
00:51:40,227 --> 00:51:42,316
Would you escort me, please?

989
00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:46,407
My parents are out there.

990
00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:47,581
You know that, right?

991
00:51:47,712 --> 00:51:48,713
Yes, of course.

992
00:51:49,279 --> 00:51:53,501
I never exactly saw
eye to eye with them

993
00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:55,329
even when they had eyes.

994
00:51:55,981 --> 00:51:59,202
As the oldest living
representative of the family.

995
00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:04,120
Let's rock.

996
00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:07,167
- Seymour, you go too.
- Me?

997
00:52:07,732 --> 00:52:10,518
I'll stay here
and keep Lily company.

998
00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:12,737
We'll have
a beating-heart-to-heart talk.

999
00:52:12,911 --> 00:52:16,176
- Ah...
- See? She loves the idea.

1000
00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:17,350
Hurry along.

1001
00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:25,489
- Uh...
- Now, how long have you known my Seymour?

1002
00:52:26,447 --> 00:52:27,535
Three years.

1003
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:30,059
I have a degree
in linguistic archaeology,

1004
00:52:30,233 --> 00:52:33,236
and we met when I was writing
my thesis on talking in tongues.

1005
00:52:34,019 --> 00:52:35,282
Ah, yes,

1006
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,241
another of Seymour's
many talents.

1007
00:52:38,415 --> 00:52:41,113
It's not every boyfriend
who can tweet in Biblical Greek.

1008
00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:44,334
And you've dated him
all that time?

1009
00:52:44,813 --> 00:52:45,813
For the past year.

1010
00:52:46,249 --> 00:52:48,208
Until then, I was his assistant.

1011
00:52:48,773 --> 00:52:50,819
- In the ghost trade?
- Yes.

1012
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:54,170
- And you enjoy your profession?
- I love it.

1013
00:52:54,692 --> 00:52:55,692
Why?

1014
00:52:56,390 --> 00:53:00,176
- Uh...
- Surely, dear, I'm asking honestly.

1015
00:53:02,265 --> 00:53:04,485
Well, sometimes
people need a second chance,

1016
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:07,618
but death's a barrier
they can't cross.

1017
00:53:08,271 --> 00:53:11,448
Yes, the River Styx flows
only one way.

1018
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:14,930
Seymour comes in, helps
everyone say what they need to say.

1019
00:53:15,452 --> 00:53:16,627
You enjoy that.

1020
00:53:17,062 --> 00:53:18,716
I can't describe the thrill.

1021
00:53:19,717 --> 00:53:22,154
When we help,
everything feels brighter.

1022
00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:24,778
The only thing
that I love more than that is...

1023
00:53:26,811 --> 00:53:28,596
Your hair is a lovely, my dear,

1024
00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:31,947
- but you really should do something with it.
- Excuse me?

1025
00:53:32,556 --> 00:53:34,471
I am sorry, that came out wrong.

1026
00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:37,605
I mean, you should change
your hairstyle

1027
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,259
while you still can.

1028
00:53:39,824 --> 00:53:40,912
What's wrong with it?

1029
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:44,351
Once you're dead, you're frozen
in your present state.

1030
00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:48,355
I've been making this dress work
for 20 years.

1031
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,880
Believe me, don't worry
about dying in clean underwear.

1032
00:53:52,054 --> 00:53:53,621
Worry about your hair.

1033
00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,841
- Twenty years?
- Yes.

1034
00:53:57,233 --> 00:53:58,365
Seymour is 20.

1035
00:53:59,017 --> 00:54:00,018
He is.

1036
00:54:00,192 --> 00:54:02,412
How time flies when you're dead.

1037
00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:05,285
You died when he was born?

1038
00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:07,287
Only a few months after.

1039
00:54:08,331 --> 00:54:09,463
Wha... What happened?

1040
00:54:11,726 --> 00:54:15,033
Well... when I got pregnant,

1041
00:54:15,425 --> 00:54:17,253
marriage was out
of the question.

1042
00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:20,952
Not because I wasn't lovely.

1043
00:54:21,126 --> 00:54:22,171
You understand?

1044
00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:25,696
But because the father
was already married.

1045
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,264
Everyone was terribly upset.

1046
00:54:29,265 --> 00:54:31,093
But I insisted
on keeping the baby.

1047
00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:33,182
Then I died.

1048
00:54:34,226 --> 00:54:36,141
How? How did you die?

1049
00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:42,191
I can't seem to recall.

1050
00:54:42,844 --> 00:54:44,324
Try to remember, Julia.

1051
00:54:45,063 --> 00:54:46,343
I have a feeling it's important.

1052
00:54:47,805 --> 00:54:49,154
I remember that Richard and I

1053
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,766
had just had
a spectacular fight.

1054
00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:52,940
Over what?

1055
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:55,335
It seems trivial now,

1056
00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:57,902
but Richard refused
to register Seymour's name

1057
00:54:58,076 --> 00:55:00,427
in the family Bible
with the other Auldcrafts.

1058
00:55:06,998 --> 00:55:08,304
I remember now.

1059
00:55:09,392 --> 00:55:10,785
It's coming back to me.

1060
00:55:12,787 --> 00:55:14,963
I snuck back into the library

1061
00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,487
to add Seymour's name
to the family Bible.

1062
00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:21,099
I decided I didn't need
Richard's approval.

1063
00:55:22,492 --> 00:55:24,146
Julia.

1064
00:55:25,843 --> 00:55:27,105
Julia.

1065
00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:28,628
Richard.

1066
00:55:29,499 --> 00:55:31,240
Julia.

1067
00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:34,417
Richard, is that you?

1068
00:55:34,896 --> 00:55:37,986
Julia, what are you doing?

1069
00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:41,076
I'm adding Seymour's name
to the family Bible,

1070
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,947
and you can't stop me.

1071
00:55:43,121 --> 00:55:45,950
It doesn't work that way, Julia.

1072
00:55:46,124 --> 00:55:47,517
He's an Auldcraft,

1073
00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:49,911
just like
all the other Auldcrafts.

1074
00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:53,610
I agree that
Seymour is a very special boy,

1075
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:57,005
and he should be raised
in a very special way.

1076
00:55:57,179 --> 00:55:58,789
So you will add his name.

1077
00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:02,271
Eventually,
his name will be inscribed

1078
00:56:02,445 --> 00:56:05,143
with the others on the list,
I promise you.

1079
00:56:06,710 --> 00:56:08,016
That's not good enough.

1080
00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:10,671
I want his name
written down tonight,

1081
00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:13,587
or I will leave this house in the
morning and take Seymour with me.

1082
00:56:13,935 --> 00:56:16,198
Poor little Julia,

1083
00:56:16,633 --> 00:56:18,853
I can see you're upset.

1084
00:56:20,028 --> 00:56:22,334
You know I always get my way.

1085
00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,946
So do I.

1086
00:56:25,729 --> 00:56:29,211
I think you should go outside
and take a walk.

1087
00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:47,751
Now I remember.

1088
00:56:50,362 --> 00:56:51,973
I died in the cemetery.

1089
00:56:52,582 --> 00:56:54,062
Covered in the winter's snow.

1090
00:56:54,236 --> 00:56:55,803
How horrible.

1091
00:56:56,586 --> 00:57:00,198
After I died, parties were out
of the question, of course,

1092
00:57:00,372 --> 00:57:01,939
except for Halloween.

1093
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:05,639
And I realized,
I could still raise Seymour.

1094
00:57:06,248 --> 00:57:07,249
How?

1095
00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:10,034
Which was difficult,
but we made it work.

1096
00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,951
I would possess him in
the morning and make breakfast.

1097
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,127
Then un-possess him
in time for school.

1098
00:57:16,954 --> 00:57:21,611
And every night, I would float over
his bed and moan bedtime stories.

1099
00:57:21,785 --> 00:57:24,701
So you raised Seymour
even though you are a ghost?

1100
00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:30,533
There's something about tonight
that reminds me of the time I died.

1101
00:57:32,317 --> 00:57:34,232
But the memory is out of reach.

1102
00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:37,627
The figure
on the other side of a window.

1103
00:57:40,630 --> 00:57:41,631
No, no, no, no.

1104
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,373
How about those shapeshifters?

1105
00:57:44,547 --> 00:57:46,549
Oh, talk
about your party animals.

1106
00:57:46,723 --> 00:57:49,770
And did you catch that
xylophoning skeleton band?

1107
00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,685
Oh, I hope they party that hard

1108
00:57:51,859 --> 00:57:53,817
- when they find out I died.
- Ah.

1109
00:57:53,991 --> 00:57:55,602
They were excited.

1110
00:57:55,776 --> 00:57:57,691
Oh, they would have been
hopping up and down

1111
00:57:57,865 --> 00:58:00,128
if they had their feet.

1112
00:58:00,302 --> 00:58:03,479
Richard obviously made quite
an impression throughout the ages.

1113
00:58:03,653 --> 00:58:07,135
Oh, there were
some 19th century cuss words

1114
00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:09,964
that they needed to get off their chest.

1115
00:58:10,138 --> 00:58:13,010
You would think mature manifestations
could manage their decorum.

1116
00:58:13,402 --> 00:58:18,755
Well, and instead it's This
House is Cleansed dance party.

1117
00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:22,977
Well, I'm just glad that they're
taking my imminent departure

1118
00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:24,413
in a more subdued manner.

1119
00:58:26,589 --> 00:58:27,589
What's up with you two?

1120
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:29,549
Just girl talk.

1121
00:58:30,637 --> 00:58:33,030
- Julia raised you as a ghost?
- Mm, yeah.

1122
00:58:33,814 --> 00:58:34,814
Whole life.

1123
00:58:35,555 --> 00:58:37,271
Do you think that's
where your gift came from?

1124
00:58:37,295 --> 00:58:39,689
I mean,

1125
00:58:39,863 --> 00:58:42,605
not a lot of people grow up
being constantly possessed.

1126
00:58:42,779 --> 00:58:44,302
So maybe...

1127
00:58:44,651 --> 00:58:46,217
And it wasn't just Julia.

1128
00:58:46,696 --> 00:58:50,091
The whole family took advantage
of his channeling skills.

1129
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:54,051
We just so rarely have a chance
to interact with the living.

1130
00:58:54,922 --> 00:58:57,272
I was the youngest guy
had a lot of bridge matches.

1131
00:58:57,446 --> 00:59:01,015
The look on some of
those ladies' faces when he won.

1132
00:59:01,189 --> 00:59:05,585
Oh, I also got kicked
out of Civil War Historical Societies.

1133
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,413
Well, they never knew
who he was gonna argue for,

1134
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,285
the north or the south.

1135
00:59:10,459 --> 00:59:13,854
So yes, it's, it's,
it's certainly possible

1136
00:59:14,028 --> 00:59:17,640
that Seymour's powers emanated
from his unique childhood.

1137
00:59:17,814 --> 00:59:19,990
Do you think that's why
you're not named on the sigil?

1138
00:59:21,122 --> 00:59:25,256
I mean, it could be, but a lot of people
just are passed over for some reason.

1139
00:59:26,257 --> 00:59:29,957
You had this whole amazing life
and you never told me.

1140
00:59:31,175 --> 00:59:32,455
I promised to keep their secret.

1141
00:59:33,264 --> 00:59:34,264
I'm glad I know.

1142
00:59:35,353 --> 00:59:38,095
Seymour was raised
in a very loving family,

1143
00:59:38,966 --> 00:59:40,837
albeit a, a little peculiar.

1144
00:59:41,533 --> 00:59:43,448
I do love your spin, Gran.

1145
00:59:45,581 --> 00:59:46,581
Well...

1146
00:59:47,365 --> 00:59:48,845
I think I'm ready.

1147
00:59:49,367 --> 00:59:50,978
Any final advice?

1148
00:59:51,152 --> 00:59:52,240
Oh. Yes.

1149
00:59:53,284 --> 00:59:56,592
Proper penmanship is important
to both the living and the dead.

1150
00:59:58,072 --> 01:00:00,161
And a freshly ironed shirt
is never cause for regret.

1151
01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:02,163
Okay, iron shirts, check.

1152
01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:05,340
A... And, uh, parents shouldn't
argue in front of the children.

1153
01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:08,735
Okay, if, if I promise to read Emily
Post, can we just get on with it?

1154
01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:11,824
Well...

1155
01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,349
it's been a lovely life

1156
01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,177
and an even better death.

1157
01:00:18,962 --> 01:00:21,225
Do the Auldcraft family proud.

1158
01:00:22,531 --> 01:00:23,531
All right.

1159
01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:25,665
How do we proceed?

1160
01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,667
Oh, please tell me
she has to knock

1161
01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:28,842
"Shave and a Haircut."

1162
01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,043
Simply open the door.

1163
01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:36,893
- Seymour, it's not working.
- Seymour.

1164
01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:39,548
- There's too much interference.
- Oh.

1165
01:00:39,722 --> 01:00:41,898
- Victoria, you have to keep trying.
- I'm trying.

1166
01:00:42,072 --> 01:00:43,912
Seymour, stop this.
She isn't going to make it.

1167
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:45,510
Victoria, you have
to open the door.

1168
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:47,643
I can't reach the door.

1169
01:00:47,817 --> 01:00:49,427
Victoria!

1170
01:00:51,429 --> 01:00:52,822
That wasn't supposed to happen.

1171
01:00:54,868 --> 01:00:57,324
It didn't. She's in
the beyond, but the door failed.

1172
01:00:57,348 --> 01:00:58,785
Can she speak to Richard?

1173
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,177
I mean, yeah, but, uh,

1174
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,092
without a stable working door,

1175
01:01:02,266 --> 01:01:03,546
I can't get either of them back.

1176
01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:04,921
Well, can you do it again?

1177
01:01:06,836 --> 01:01:07,881
I can sense Jack

1178
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:09,490
What's he doing?

1179
01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:11,014
He wants to come back.

1180
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:13,685
And he'll come through
if I open another door.

1181
01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:15,714
What can we do?

1182
01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:18,630
I have to think.

1183
01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:21,895
Seymour, I love you.

1184
01:01:23,331 --> 01:01:25,594
But there's something
that bothers me.

1185
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:30,077
- What?
- This is a freaking piece of paper.

1186
01:01:30,251 --> 01:01:33,733
It doesn't take woo-woo magic
to destroy it.

1187
01:01:33,907 --> 01:01:37,301
It just takes
two functioning hands.

1188
01:01:37,475 --> 01:01:41,305
Let's destroy
Richard's demon love letter now.

1189
01:01:41,479 --> 01:01:44,482
Gerald, I've told you this.
It's extremely dangerous.

1190
01:01:44,656 --> 01:01:47,790
Well, and, and I'm sure
to your handwaving magic,

1191
01:01:48,269 --> 01:01:50,750
this is probably stupid,
but look at this.

1192
01:01:53,883 --> 01:01:56,059
Is it putting up
much of a struggle?

1193
01:01:56,973 --> 01:02:00,150
Does this look dangerous,
scary to you?

1194
01:02:00,324 --> 01:02:03,153
- Gerald, put that back right now.
- Or what?

1195
01:02:03,763 --> 01:02:05,155
I'm gonna get a paper cut?

1196
01:02:06,896 --> 01:02:09,856
Beatrice told me
to destroy this thing,

1197
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,335
and I'm going to do it

1198
01:02:11,988 --> 01:02:15,644
for her and for all lost loves!

1199
01:02:15,818 --> 01:02:18,821
- Gerald...
- You have caused enough trouble.

1200
01:02:19,822 --> 01:02:21,563
- Time to go by bye-bye.
- Gerald, stop!

1201
01:02:22,825 --> 01:02:25,610
- I ain't afraid of no dead ghost!
- Don't. Stop!

1202
01:02:25,785 --> 01:02:27,545
- Gerald...
- You don't know...

1203
01:02:27,569 --> 01:02:29,242
- what you're doing.
- ...it's watching you.

1204
01:02:29,266 --> 01:02:31,834
No, it's making
the room do the samba.

1205
01:02:32,008 --> 01:02:34,445
- Take it.
- You maniac, give it back.

1206
01:02:34,619 --> 01:02:36,056
- Time to go rippity-rip.
- No!

1207
01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:53,073
And you can see me.

1208
01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:55,205
I'm not invisible.

1209
01:02:55,858 --> 01:02:56,858
I can see you.

1210
01:02:57,860 --> 01:03:00,732
And I'm not floating.
Tell me I'm not floating.

1211
01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:02,560
You're not floating

1212
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:05,476
You know,
that's something, I guess.

1213
01:03:05,650 --> 01:03:08,436
Not only did it kill me,
but it made a mess.

1214
01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:10,742
I'm sorry,
I can't help clean up.

1215
01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,614
Like you would have anyway.

1216
01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:15,704
This is so weak.

1217
01:03:16,748 --> 01:03:21,144
You know, I kind of remember
telling you not to touch the sigil.

1218
01:03:21,753 --> 01:03:24,452
It was a piece of paper.

1219
01:03:24,626 --> 01:03:27,455
It's a piece of paper
created by a demon.

1220
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,372
The party is picking back up.

1221
01:03:32,155 --> 01:03:33,461
Should we tell them to stop?

1222
01:03:34,636 --> 01:03:36,029
I don't see
what good it would do.

1223
01:03:38,422 --> 01:03:41,208
Let 'em play the wailing waltz
as long as they can.

1224
01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:45,646
You know something?

1225
01:03:47,170 --> 01:03:50,086
Being a ghost sobers you up.

1226
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,260
Yeah?

1227
01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:55,918
It's my worst nightmare
realized.

1228
01:03:57,746 --> 01:03:59,313
You know, that really sucks.

1229
01:04:00,531 --> 01:04:02,403
I kind of wish I had warned you.

1230
01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,512
You know, maybe it would've prevented
you from doing something stupid.

1231
01:04:05,536 --> 01:04:06,536
Yeah, well...

1232
01:04:07,669 --> 01:04:10,237
smack me upside the head
if you can find my body.

1233
01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:12,804
What was that?

1234
01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,155
That's Jack.

1235
01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:18,331
Look at the sigil.

1236
01:04:18,854 --> 01:04:21,465
Oh! Wow, it's, it's Vegas style.

1237
01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:23,554
Jack is coming back.

1238
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,164
Yeah, and soon.

1239
01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:28,472
Why couldn't he have been
an evil botanist?

1240
01:04:29,647 --> 01:04:34,261
Then we could be tormented
in an evil rose garden.

1241
01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:37,742
I don't think the Devil's
interested in foliage.

1242
01:04:38,091 --> 01:04:40,441
Well, he started off wrapped
around a tree, didn't he?

1243
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:43,879
Is there anything we can do
to prevent Jack from returning?

1244
01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,663
Or defend ourselves.

1245
01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:47,795
I don't know.

1246
01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:51,452
Um, not that it matters,
now that I'm a ghost.

1247
01:04:52,105 --> 01:04:53,105
Uh...

1248
01:04:54,063 --> 01:04:56,109
There are ways
to torture ghosts.

1249
01:04:58,154 --> 01:05:00,026
And I'm hearing about this now.

1250
01:05:01,592 --> 01:05:03,464
- Strange.
- What?

1251
01:05:04,595 --> 01:05:06,815
Nothing. Never mind.

1252
01:05:09,252 --> 01:05:12,168
It felt like someone
just walked over my grave.

1253
01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:14,605
The way this night is going,

1254
01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:17,826
someone probably drove
a hummer over it.

1255
01:05:19,393 --> 01:05:20,393
Hey, I've got it.

1256
01:05:21,569 --> 01:05:23,440
Channel a marine to fight him.

1257
01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:25,877
You're kidding.

1258
01:05:26,052 --> 01:05:28,271
Well, we can,

1259
01:05:28,445 --> 01:05:30,012
we can use
night creature goggles

1260
01:05:30,186 --> 01:05:32,928
and attack 'em
with ectoplasmic grenades.

1261
01:05:33,450 --> 01:05:36,149
That, that's not how this works,
though.

1262
01:05:36,323 --> 01:05:38,194
That's not
how any of this works.

1263
01:05:38,586 --> 01:05:41,371
Well, call Casper then,
I hear he's friendly.

1264
01:05:41,545 --> 01:05:42,545
No, he's not.

1265
01:05:42,982 --> 01:05:46,898
What kind
of busted Ghostbuster argue?

1266
01:05:48,074 --> 01:05:50,119
The kind that's responsible.

1267
01:05:50,815 --> 01:05:52,252
Julia.

1268
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:54,950
You seem distracted.

1269
01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:56,517
Sorry.

1270
01:05:57,822 --> 01:05:59,215
Almost as if...

1271
01:06:01,478 --> 01:06:02,478
Kids...

1272
01:06:03,698 --> 01:06:06,396
you may want to get out of
here while you're still alive.

1273
01:06:06,570 --> 01:06:07,571
I'm not leaving.

1274
01:06:07,745 --> 01:06:08,833
So neither am I.

1275
01:06:13,751 --> 01:06:16,058
Good evening.

1276
01:06:16,232 --> 01:06:18,321
Richard, how are you back?

1277
01:06:18,495 --> 01:06:23,544
Please don't compare
me to that bumptious buffoon.

1278
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:25,633
You sound like Richard.

1279
01:06:26,547 --> 01:06:27,547
Who are you?

1280
01:06:30,464 --> 01:06:31,639
The sigil.

1281
01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:34,903
So, you do remember me.

1282
01:06:35,556 --> 01:06:37,949
You were the voice
that spoke to me when I died.

1283
01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:39,342
Of course.

1284
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:43,129
Why are you
showing yourself now?

1285
01:06:43,303 --> 01:06:44,913
Now that Richard is gone,

1286
01:06:45,087 --> 01:06:47,959
it's not possible
to reverse the ceremony

1287
01:06:48,134 --> 01:06:49,570
that created me.

1288
01:06:50,136 --> 01:06:53,661
Yeah, yeah.
We've had all kinds of bad news.

1289
01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:56,577
Oh, and, hey,
thanks for killing me.

1290
01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:59,232
I had to protect myself.

1291
01:06:59,406 --> 01:07:02,235
Well, next time try lamination.

1292
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:06,587
Stop trying to keep me at bay.

1293
01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:08,023
How noble.

1294
01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:10,634
Forgive me. Wrong word.

1295
01:07:10,808 --> 01:07:12,462
Pathetic!

1296
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,682
I can hold you off.

1297
01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:17,511
We both know that's not true.

1298
01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:22,124
I'm gathering power
even as we speak.

1299
01:07:22,298 --> 01:07:25,214
How would you like
to spend the rest of your days

1300
01:07:25,388 --> 01:07:28,391
stapled to the back
of a Chinese takeout menu?

1301
01:07:28,565 --> 01:07:30,176
Such theatrics,

1302
01:07:30,785 --> 01:07:33,875
just like your little friend.

1303
01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:38,314
- Beatrice?
- Too bad about her little accident.

1304
01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:40,751
I'm sure
she would appreciate the irony

1305
01:07:40,925 --> 01:07:42,753
of dying in a cemetery.

1306
01:07:44,103 --> 01:07:45,408
You killed Beatrice?

1307
01:07:46,627 --> 01:07:50,457
- Why?
- Every haunted mansion needs a drunken caretaker.

1308
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,547
It's a tradition,

1309
01:07:53,721 --> 01:07:55,636
and like
dearly departed Richard,

1310
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:59,379
I do cherish my traditions.

1311
01:07:59,553 --> 01:08:02,904
I would have quit drinking
after Beatrice and I were married.

1312
01:08:03,078 --> 01:08:05,863
You do not think
I knew of your plans

1313
01:08:06,037 --> 01:08:08,910
to convert this house
to a summer stock theater?

1314
01:08:09,606 --> 01:08:11,956
I may be consigned
to the netherworld,

1315
01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:15,221
but even I have my limits.

1316
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:17,005
No one wants you here.

1317
01:08:17,179 --> 01:08:18,311
Go away!

1318
01:08:18,485 --> 01:08:20,008
Silly child.

1319
01:08:20,182 --> 01:08:23,838
The only desires that matter
are my own.

1320
01:08:24,012 --> 01:08:26,493
All I want is some white-out.

1321
01:08:26,971 --> 01:08:30,758
- What's that?
- Jack hates that he's missing the party.

1322
01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:32,803
Leave Jack out of this.

1323
01:08:33,282 --> 01:08:35,458
But I've always accommodated

1324
01:08:35,632 --> 01:08:39,332
the wishes
of the Auldcraft family.

1325
01:08:41,377 --> 01:08:42,378
Seymour,

1326
01:08:43,118 --> 01:08:45,642
now might be a good time
to have a trick up his sleeve.

1327
01:08:53,302 --> 01:08:54,825
You okay?

1328
01:08:57,741 --> 01:08:58,741
The sigil is right.

1329
01:09:00,048 --> 01:09:01,180
It's gaining power.

1330
01:09:02,485 --> 01:09:03,486
Well...

1331
01:09:03,965 --> 01:09:06,054
Okay, everyone,

1332
01:09:06,489 --> 01:09:08,926
take a minute
to catch your lack of breath.

1333
01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:11,755
Julia,

1334
01:09:12,669 --> 01:09:14,497
the sigil spoke to you
before this?

1335
01:09:15,498 --> 01:09:17,326
Spoke to me the night I died.

1336
01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:20,590
That awful, haunting voice.

1337
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:25,029
It sounded like Richard, but
somehow I knew it wasn't him.

1338
01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:29,033
So it was the sigil that
lured you into the cemetery?

1339
01:09:31,384 --> 01:09:33,081
- Yes.
- Man.

1340
01:09:33,690 --> 01:09:36,693
That sigil loves killing people
more than bad movie directors.

1341
01:09:37,259 --> 01:09:40,393
But why? Why would the sigil
want me dead?

1342
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:44,048
Because you were going
to take Seymour away.

1343
01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:49,402
And it's difficult for a piece of
paper to file for visitation rights.

1344
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:54,058
It wants me to be the human
receptacle for Jack the Ripper.

1345
01:09:56,322 --> 01:09:59,194
Now that Richard's gone,
it's got more power.

1346
01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:03,764
It's going to force me
to channel Jack.

1347
01:10:06,157 --> 01:10:08,159
It's going to turn you
into an army of ghosts.

1348
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,206
So we're not only drafts,
we'll be drafted.

1349
01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:13,730
This night can start
getting better anytime now.

1350
01:10:13,904 --> 01:10:14,731
What can we do?

1351
01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:17,865
Since Richard's not here,

1352
01:10:18,039 --> 01:10:19,039
there's no way for me

1353
01:10:19,127 --> 01:10:20,433
to get rid of it on my own.

1354
01:10:21,521 --> 01:10:22,521
We have to get him back,

1355
01:10:22,913 --> 01:10:24,350
whatever the cost.

1356
01:10:25,089 --> 01:10:27,009
You're not going
to try to create the door again.

1357
01:10:27,396 --> 01:10:30,791
Remember what happened to
Victoria when she tried to open it?

1358
01:10:31,531 --> 01:10:32,531
I have to.

1359
01:10:33,881 --> 01:10:34,925
I'll force the door open.

1360
01:10:36,057 --> 01:10:37,624
No one will have
to touch it this time.

1361
01:10:37,798 --> 01:10:40,104
But what will you do
if Jack tries to step through?

1362
01:10:42,193 --> 01:10:43,760
I'll slam the door in his face.

1363
01:10:44,413 --> 01:10:47,808
Great. So everything depends
on metaphysical rules of etiquette.

1364
01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:50,810
Lily...

1365
01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:53,335
it's time for you to leave.

1366
01:10:54,162 --> 01:10:56,817
Not the type of door you need
to be showing me, Seymour.

1367
01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:58,558
But this isn't up
for discussion.

1368
01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:02,431
So you need my help
to channel ghosts,

1369
01:11:02,605 --> 01:11:04,477
but forcing them back
to the land of the living

1370
01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:06,914
- is solo time?
- Yeah.

1371
01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:10,221
So I'm just trying
to follow your logic here.

1372
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:12,528
Apparently,
the more circles we cross,

1373
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:14,313
the more you want
to be ringleader.

1374
01:11:15,792 --> 01:11:18,229
My logic is to see you
out of this place.

1375
01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:20,710
It's too dangerous.
It's getting risky.

1376
01:11:21,624 --> 01:11:24,018
Which we'll face together,
like we always have.

1377
01:11:25,062 --> 01:11:27,326
If we can face
the Loch Ness monster together,

1378
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,979
we can face this.

1379
01:11:29,153 --> 01:11:31,721
Lily, that was a branch
floating in the water.

1380
01:11:31,895 --> 01:11:33,332
It was a very scary branch.

1381
01:11:35,203 --> 01:11:38,032
This is different.
And you're right.

1382
01:11:39,163 --> 01:11:41,296
It is solo time.

1383
01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:46,170
Hey, this is
super unnatural cheating.

1384
01:11:47,171 --> 01:11:48,171
Guys...

1385
01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:51,871
Oh.

1386
01:11:53,482 --> 01:11:56,137
Seymour? Hey, let me in.

1387
01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:02,578
- Wow.
- Sweetie, your power is incredible.

1388
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,667
I did grow up around ghosts.

1389
01:12:04,841 --> 01:12:08,845
But all we can do is float books
and flicker lights.

1390
01:12:09,019 --> 01:12:12,153
Yeah, my bar tricks were
a lot better when I was alive.

1391
01:12:12,327 --> 01:12:13,327
But this,

1392
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:17,027
this is one of a kind special.

1393
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,421
One of a kind special.

1394
01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:21,728
Then you knew.

1395
01:12:23,033 --> 01:12:24,033
Of course I knew.

1396
01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:26,123
I had to keep
my abilities secret.

1397
01:12:27,037 --> 01:12:29,475
I, I couldn't risk being used
as an experiment.

1398
01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,172
Or, or a weapon.

1399
01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:35,370
- I had to keep them secret from my friends, from my...
- Let me in.

1400
01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:38,266
Hey. Hello. I know
you can hear me. I'm so mad.

1401
01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,442
From reality television
producers.

1402
01:12:40,964 --> 01:12:43,227
But now Lily knows.

1403
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:46,143
And accepts you.

1404
01:12:47,318 --> 01:12:48,494
She's an amazing girl.

1405
01:12:49,146 --> 01:12:51,279
Are you trying
to make me feel worse?

1406
01:12:51,453 --> 01:12:53,586
- No.
- Let's get on with it.

1407
01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:56,122
- All right...
- I'm starting to lose my nerve.

1408
01:12:56,589 --> 01:12:57,589
Go then.

1409
01:12:58,678 --> 01:12:59,896
Everyone, get ready.

1410
01:13:09,863 --> 01:13:11,125
Almost there.

1411
01:13:13,649 --> 01:13:14,694
Seymour.

1412
01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:17,740
Hurry. Jack is coming.

1413
01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:20,308
Richard, step through.

1414
01:13:21,091 --> 01:13:25,313
- Victoria!
- Head toward the light, or the.

1415
01:13:26,923 --> 01:13:27,968
Nothing's happening.

1416
01:13:28,490 --> 01:13:31,624
I'm coming.

1417
01:13:32,102 --> 01:13:33,408
Toward the light.

1418
01:13:33,582 --> 01:13:35,279
I, I thought you wanted
to annoy Seymour,

1419
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,151
so I brought up women's rights.

1420
01:13:37,325 --> 01:13:39,458
Don't you hear them?
They're calling us.

1421
01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:44,985
Sorry, does this have anything to
do with that upstart Alexander Bell?

1422
01:13:45,681 --> 01:13:48,031
No, they want us
to come through.

1423
01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:53,210
Honestly, Richard,
in over 200 years,

1424
01:13:53,384 --> 01:13:55,343
did you never learn to RSVP?

1425
01:13:55,517 --> 01:13:57,954
Oh, oh. He's behind us.

1426
01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:00,609
Seymour.

1427
01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:03,830
Here's Jack!

1428
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,397
What is this?

1429
01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:09,400
You're behind bars,
where you belong.

1430
01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:11,707
These bars won't hold me.

1431
01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:16,886
- Well, I will.
- The sigil wants me in complete control.

1432
01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:22,022
Did you really think Richard
was afforded this opportunity

1433
01:14:22,196 --> 01:14:24,241
because of his
charming personality?

1434
01:14:24,415 --> 01:14:25,895
It is rather charming.

1435
01:14:26,417 --> 01:14:30,117
The fallen knew
you would rise one day.

1436
01:14:30,726 --> 01:14:33,120
Why would the fallen care?
They can't even get up.

1437
01:14:33,294 --> 01:14:36,123
A boy with incredible power,

1438
01:14:36,602 --> 01:14:40,475
a man who could shape
the destiny of the entire world.

1439
01:14:40,649 --> 01:14:41,650
You're wrong.

1440
01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:43,522
When I have your power,

1441
01:14:44,305 --> 01:14:46,176
everyone will bleed!

1442
01:14:46,350 --> 01:14:47,743
You monster.

1443
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:50,180
That's why I was stabbed
with a knife.

1444
01:14:50,354 --> 01:14:51,399
That's why I died.

1445
01:14:55,229 --> 01:14:56,229
Seymour!

1446
01:14:56,839 --> 01:14:59,102
My spirit,
so we could be united,

1447
01:14:59,276 --> 01:15:01,496
and Richard won't ruin it
this time.

1448
01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:03,933
I never ruin anything.

1449
01:15:04,107 --> 01:15:06,066
That's a good thing.

1450
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,241
Idiots.

1451
01:15:07,763 --> 01:15:10,984
Honestly, I have no idea
what's going on.

1452
01:15:11,158 --> 01:15:15,031
Your name will be written
on the sigil at last.

1453
01:15:18,861 --> 01:15:19,949
No.

1454
01:15:20,123 --> 01:15:22,517
- Lily!
- Hold this.

1455
01:15:27,870 --> 01:15:28,870
Ow.

1456
01:15:29,785 --> 01:15:31,395
How did you get back in?

1457
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:32,875
Uh, the front door was open,

1458
01:15:33,746 --> 01:15:34,877
I walked right through.

1459
01:15:35,051 --> 01:15:36,357
You're kidding me!

1460
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:40,491
What? Ghosts are
a great security system.

1461
01:15:41,710 --> 01:15:43,582
I'm going to kill you again.

1462
01:15:43,756 --> 01:15:45,496
Oh, I'm sorry.

1463
01:15:45,888 --> 01:15:48,630
The next time my nephew attempts
to find Jack the Ripper

1464
01:15:48,804 --> 01:15:51,372
to his hell cloud,
without using his girlfriend,

1465
01:15:51,546 --> 01:15:53,330
I'll remember
to lock the freaking door.

1466
01:15:53,504 --> 01:15:56,420
You may remove yourself
from me, Victoria.

1467
01:15:56,595 --> 01:16:00,033
Honestly, Richard,
you have the gratitude of a cat.

1468
01:16:02,557 --> 01:16:03,557
Are you okay?

1469
01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:05,299
I'm okay, but I'm drained.

1470
01:16:06,387 --> 01:16:08,389
We're here. Oh.

1471
01:16:08,563 --> 01:16:10,521
And it's so wonderful
to see everyone.

1472
01:16:10,913 --> 01:16:12,349
Well, welcome back to the party.

1473
01:16:12,872 --> 01:16:14,221
How was, uh, limbo?

1474
01:16:14,613 --> 01:16:17,441
Oh, interminable. It was
like calling for the butler,

1475
01:16:17,616 --> 01:16:20,183
- and he would never come.
- Speak for yourself.

1476
01:16:20,357 --> 01:16:22,316
The butler responded
immediately.

1477
01:16:22,490 --> 01:16:25,275
Lily, are you okay?

1478
01:16:25,754 --> 01:16:27,060
I feel funny.

1479
01:16:27,669 --> 01:16:29,062
What did you do to her?

1480
01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:31,020
There are consequences

1481
01:16:31,194 --> 01:16:32,718
to disobedience.

1482
01:16:33,283 --> 01:16:35,808
If she's into
that sort of thing.

1483
01:16:35,982 --> 01:16:38,506
Are we addressing
a piece of paper?

1484
01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:40,856
I inscribed a new name.

1485
01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:43,859
Perhaps not the one
I originally intended,

1486
01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:46,819
but one I quite like.

1487
01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:48,168
"Lily Herdston."

1488
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,301
It says, "Lily Herdston."

1489
01:16:51,475 --> 01:16:53,042
That's me.

1490
01:16:53,521 --> 01:16:55,523
Funny thing about doors.

1491
01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:58,091
You can walk through
either side.

1492
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,312
- No.
- No! Seymour, no.

1493
01:17:02,486 --> 01:17:03,966
Remember what happened to me?

1494
01:17:05,925 --> 01:17:07,187
I kept her safe!

1495
01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:09,885
I kept her away from you!

1496
01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:11,844
Mortals!

1497
01:17:12,627 --> 01:17:14,803
Is that how my voice sounds?

1498
01:17:15,412 --> 01:17:17,545
It's been a long night.

1499
01:17:18,764 --> 01:17:21,114
Is that the real reason
why you didn't want to marry me?

1500
01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:25,790
Well, this has nothing to do

1501
01:17:25,814 --> 01:17:27,816
with you being a modern man

1502
01:17:27,990 --> 01:17:29,905
who needs his space. You just,

1503
01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:32,429
you wanted to protect me
from being cursed?

1504
01:17:33,517 --> 01:17:36,216
He wanted to protect me
from the bridal registry.

1505
01:17:36,738 --> 01:17:39,915
I hate paying for wrapping paper
and silver ribbon.

1506
01:17:40,089 --> 01:17:42,135
- Gerald.
- What?

1507
01:17:43,353 --> 01:17:44,877
Dead fiancé card.

1508
01:17:47,531 --> 01:17:49,620
I couldn't risk you
for anything.

1509
01:17:49,795 --> 01:17:51,797
I, I got...

1510
01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:53,755
You wanted to marry me?

1511
01:17:56,192 --> 01:17:57,792
I wanted to marry you
more than anything.

1512
01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:01,589
Seymour, you're an idiot.

1513
01:18:01,763 --> 01:18:03,852
I can deal with any curse
if I were with you.

1514
01:18:04,331 --> 01:18:05,767
Don't you know me at all?

1515
01:18:05,941 --> 01:18:08,422
I'm Seymour
"the Seer's" assistant,

1516
01:18:08,770 --> 01:18:12,469
and together, we do
the impossible before breakfast.

1517
01:18:12,643 --> 01:18:13,643
Breakfast?

1518
01:18:13,949 --> 01:18:16,299
Are we having breakfast already?

1519
01:18:18,127 --> 01:18:19,912
- What?
- Richard.

1520
01:18:21,914 --> 01:18:24,133
You need to tell me
how to enter names in the sigil.

1521
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,701
Now, why would I do that?

1522
01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:29,312
- To save us.
- Julia?

1523
01:18:29,835 --> 01:18:32,576
Is this another one
of your feminine causes?

1524
01:18:33,186 --> 01:18:35,405
To get her name off of it.
That's why.

1525
01:18:35,928 --> 01:18:37,973
Well, I'm afraid
that's impossible.

1526
01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:41,672
Once a name is added to the
sigil, it's written indelibly.

1527
01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:44,980
I do have the power to banish
a spirit to the ether,

1528
01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:48,592
but even then, the...
The, the ink, it only fades.

1529
01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:50,222
It does not disappear.

1530
01:18:54,076 --> 01:18:56,122
Best thing I ever did
was sign that contract,

1531
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,124
even better
than whale oil.

1532
01:18:58,298 --> 01:19:00,319
Well, it's time to
revoke the contract right now.

1533
01:19:00,343 --> 01:19:01,867
No more excuses.

1534
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:04,521
You would have me
return my gift to the family.

1535
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,567
Size didn't fit, Richard.

1536
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:11,485
I, I need to consider the
ramifications of such a decision.

1537
01:19:11,964 --> 01:19:14,923
We need to recreate the ceremony
so I can reverse it.

1538
01:19:15,097 --> 01:19:16,446
Aren't we being hasty?

1539
01:19:16,620 --> 01:19:18,927
Perhaps the sigil can be
reasoned with.

1540
01:19:19,101 --> 01:19:20,189
Reasoned with?

1541
01:19:20,886 --> 01:19:22,975
That thing's worse than
a time-share run by the UN.

1542
01:19:23,149 --> 01:19:25,629
It was only acting
in self-defense.

1543
01:19:25,804 --> 01:19:27,806
Self-defense? It wrote her name.

1544
01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:30,983
Perhaps it wishes to give her
the same blessing as well.

1545
01:19:31,157 --> 01:19:32,898
May I weigh in?

1546
01:19:33,072 --> 01:19:34,203
No.

1547
01:19:34,377 --> 01:19:35,901
Huh, I could never deny

1548
01:19:36,075 --> 01:19:37,728
that incredible voice.

1549
01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:40,819
Richard, think of the future,

1550
01:19:40,993 --> 01:19:41,994
and your legacy.

1551
01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:44,170
The entire world

1552
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:47,521
will know the name Auldcraft.

1553
01:19:48,087 --> 01:19:50,089
The entire world.

1554
01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:53,527
Your portrait will
be on everyone's mantel.

1555
01:19:53,701 --> 01:19:56,660
Uh, I'd rather have it
on the money.

1556
01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:59,881
Richard, don't listen
to that thing.

1557
01:20:00,055 --> 01:20:03,015
But my ambition
is the best part of me.

1558
01:20:03,189 --> 01:20:05,713
No, the best part of you
is your heart.

1559
01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:07,628
Hear and obey me.

1560
01:20:07,802 --> 01:20:10,718
Your name will live forever.

1561
01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:13,329
You wished to bless this family

1562
01:20:13,503 --> 01:20:15,612
because you wanted to be remembered.

1563
01:20:15,636 --> 01:20:19,118
And I have been
thanks to the sigil.

1564
01:20:19,683 --> 01:20:22,208
My entire life has been devoted

1565
01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:26,342
- to the needs of this family and preserving its memories.
- I know.

1566
01:20:27,082 --> 01:20:29,868
I can barely remember
the name I was born with.

1567
01:20:30,477 --> 01:20:32,609
The years do pile on,
don't they?

1568
01:20:33,610 --> 01:20:37,049
I became an Auldcraft
when I married your grandson.

1569
01:20:37,223 --> 01:20:38,615
Which was wonderful.

1570
01:20:39,094 --> 01:20:42,358
Make me proud of that name,
Richard, like you always do.

1571
01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:46,188
Victoria, I just can't do it.

1572
01:20:46,362 --> 01:20:47,668
Not even for you.

1573
01:20:48,408 --> 01:20:49,844
Well, here we are.

1574
01:20:50,584 --> 01:20:51,977
The final choice.

1575
01:20:52,586 --> 01:20:54,980
Are you motivated by love
or by the past?

1576
01:20:55,154 --> 01:20:56,764
You must choose at last.

1577
01:20:57,243 --> 01:21:00,159
I have so much
more to give you, Richard.

1578
01:21:00,637 --> 01:21:03,510
This house, the family party,

1579
01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:08,210
Mary, an amuse bouche
before every feast.

1580
01:21:08,384 --> 01:21:11,953
And yes, your picture
can be on the money.

1581
01:21:12,475 --> 01:21:15,304
Choose now, and forever.

1582
01:21:18,568 --> 01:21:20,309
Seymour, huh.

1583
01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:22,224
We're going to need a bell.

1584
01:21:22,398 --> 01:21:23,225
I started the ritual

1585
01:21:23,399 --> 01:21:24,487
by ringing a bell

1586
01:21:24,661 --> 01:21:25,836
to toll for the dead.

1587
01:21:26,228 --> 01:21:27,838
I, I've got an app for that.

1588
01:21:28,013 --> 01:21:30,053
That won't work with
the Spirit World. It's digital.

1589
01:21:30,145 --> 01:21:32,278
Jeez, get with the times,
Spirit World.

1590
01:21:32,713 --> 01:21:34,715
I have a bell.

1591
01:21:34,889 --> 01:21:36,064
Perfect.

1592
01:21:37,239 --> 01:21:39,024
Then I snuffed a candle.

1593
01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:40,895
Gee, what did the candle
ever do to you?

1594
01:21:41,069 --> 01:21:42,069
Done.

1595
01:21:42,505 --> 01:21:44,638
And then I signed my name

1596
01:21:44,812 --> 01:21:46,205
in a book and I closed it.

1597
01:21:46,379 --> 01:21:48,598
Which book?

1598
01:21:48,772 --> 01:21:49,772
It's Jack.

1599
01:21:49,904 --> 01:21:51,024
We don't have a lot of time.

1600
01:21:52,298 --> 01:21:53,734
I don't remember. Uh...

1601
01:21:53,908 --> 01:21:55,668
It, it, it was the one
about the family history,

1602
01:21:55,692 --> 01:21:56,955
the Auldcraft family history,

1603
01:21:57,129 --> 01:21:59,392
um, of births,
uh, deaths, marriages.

1604
01:21:59,566 --> 01:22:00,978
It has
to be here somewhere.

1605
01:22:01,002 --> 01:22:02,308
Start with the As.

1606
01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:03,657
Take your time.

1607
01:22:03,831 --> 01:22:05,441
Let's have some tea.

1608
01:22:05,615 --> 01:22:07,008
Don't mock tea.

1609
01:22:07,182 --> 01:22:09,010
Births, death, marriages?

1610
01:22:09,184 --> 01:22:10,403
I know the book.

1611
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,319
Richard, I still
don't understand

1612
01:22:13,493 --> 01:22:15,669
why you refused to record
Seymour's birth.

1613
01:22:15,843 --> 01:22:17,453
Seymour, uh...

1614
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:21,457
The... The other side
of the blanket and all that.

1615
01:22:22,023 --> 01:22:24,243
I was never able to write
your name in it, Seymour.

1616
01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:26,462
That's why your name
isn't on the sigil.

1617
01:22:26,810 --> 01:22:27,811
Lucky for us.

1618
01:22:28,290 --> 01:22:30,423
'Cause this night
is going so well.

1619
01:22:31,032 --> 01:22:34,470
So to reverse the ritual,
you'd have to light the candle,

1620
01:22:34,644 --> 01:22:36,081
open the book and ring a bell.

1621
01:22:36,255 --> 01:22:37,691
To toll for the dead.

1622
01:22:41,782 --> 01:22:43,740
No, that's not all.

1623
01:22:43,914 --> 01:22:45,612
There has to be
a binding phrase.

1624
01:22:45,786 --> 01:22:48,963
Um, how about, "'Round
the fang, through the gums,

1625
01:22:49,137 --> 01:22:51,357
- look out Heaven, here he comes"?
- Richard.

1626
01:22:51,922 --> 01:22:53,881
What did you say
at the end of the ritual?

1627
01:22:54,055 --> 01:22:56,055
Uh, it's, it's, it's,
it's on the tip of my tongue.

1628
01:23:00,192 --> 01:23:02,107
Say the binding phrase, Richard.

1629
01:23:02,281 --> 01:23:03,804
Don't rush me.

1630
01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:05,936
I said it's
on the tip of my tongue.

1631
01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:09,723
We really should make haste.

1632
01:23:09,897 --> 01:23:13,074
Oh, oh, oh.
I have it, I have it.

1633
01:23:13,248 --> 01:23:16,382
All right. Then it's time
for one last family activity.

1634
01:23:16,556 --> 01:23:18,297
Say the binding phrase, Richard.

1635
01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:19,602
Here it goes.

1636
01:23:20,951 --> 01:23:23,258
To lift the sigil from the land,

1637
01:23:23,432 --> 01:23:26,435
use ghostly prayer
in unwrit hand.

1638
01:23:27,523 --> 01:23:30,613
Uh, the bad portrait didn't give
you a tip off that it was a demon?

1639
01:23:30,787 --> 01:23:33,138
Well, I was excited about
the thought of immortality.

1640
01:23:33,312 --> 01:23:35,227
I didn't judge the syntax.

1641
01:23:35,401 --> 01:23:37,838
How can you have
unwritten handwriting?

1642
01:23:38,012 --> 01:23:41,450
It's just paranormal prittle-prattle.
It doesn't mean anything.

1643
01:23:41,624 --> 01:23:43,670
Is that your opinion,
or the angel with scales?

1644
01:23:43,844 --> 01:23:46,281
Both of ours. We were trying
to end the ceremony early.

1645
01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:47,891
We had previous engagements.

1646
01:23:48,066 --> 01:23:50,633
Oh, Richard,
you are truly one of a kind.

1647
01:23:50,807 --> 01:23:52,287
Oh, thank you.

1648
01:23:52,809 --> 01:23:55,073
All right.
Say the words, Richard.

1649
01:23:55,247 --> 01:23:57,031
All right, don't shout.

1650
01:23:58,032 --> 01:24:00,817
The dead shall stay
to the end of time.

1651
01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:04,169
The fallen shall rise at the,
the final time...

1652
01:24:04,734 --> 01:24:06,867
What does it mean?

1653
01:24:10,131 --> 01:24:13,221
It means that if we don't destroy
this thing by the end of midnight,

1654
01:24:13,395 --> 01:24:15,223
we're screwed.

1655
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:23,318
Lily, I need you by my side.

1656
01:24:23,492 --> 01:24:24,711
You don't have to say that

1657
01:24:24,885 --> 01:24:26,191
'cause that's
where I already am.

1658
01:24:27,453 --> 01:24:28,845
I have to light the candle.

1659
01:24:36,331 --> 01:24:38,028
It's resisting!

1660
01:24:39,029 --> 01:24:40,596
Not enough magic bubble bath.

1661
01:24:40,770 --> 01:24:41,771
Let me try.

1662
01:24:42,424 --> 01:24:46,211
Lily. No, it's,
it's too powerful.

1663
01:24:46,385 --> 01:24:48,169
Auldcrafts!

1664
01:24:48,343 --> 01:24:49,518
Are you okay?

1665
01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:52,173
On my signal.

1666
01:24:52,869 --> 01:24:56,743
One, two, three!

1667
01:24:58,223 --> 01:24:59,343
We're almost there.

1668
01:25:01,095 --> 01:25:02,335
Yeah, we have to open the book.

1669
01:25:07,232 --> 01:25:08,407
I'm not strong enough.

1670
01:25:09,582 --> 01:25:12,976
There's ghostly prayer in unwrit
hand, "Seymour" name is unwritten,

1671
01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:14,456
and I'm a ghost.

1672
01:25:15,022 --> 01:25:17,764
Together. Seymour,
we must open the book together.

1673
01:25:21,681 --> 01:25:22,986
Hey, it's almost midnight.

1674
01:25:23,161 --> 01:25:24,292
Victoria, ring the bell.

1675
01:25:25,815 --> 01:25:26,815
No!

1676
01:25:28,035 --> 01:25:30,080
- We're doomed.
- We're out of time.

1677
01:25:30,255 --> 01:25:33,780
The fallen will
rise at the final charge.

1678
01:25:33,954 --> 01:25:35,651
Oh, no. No.

1679
01:25:35,825 --> 01:25:38,263
The fallen will rise.

1680
01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:40,352
The fallen, arise!

1681
01:25:40,526 --> 01:25:44,747
Auldcraft, beware my wrath!

1682
01:25:44,921 --> 01:25:47,161
This thing doesn't want to
hand out trick-or-treat candy.

1683
01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:48,838
Seymour.

1684
01:25:50,057 --> 01:25:51,232
Seymour!

1685
01:25:52,668 --> 01:25:54,192
It's absorbing my power.

1686
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,456
Of course,

1687
01:25:57,630 --> 01:25:59,590
church bells ring
at midnight on All Hallows' Eve.

1688
01:25:59,762 --> 01:26:01,242
To toll for the dead!

1689
01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:02,504
Now, Richard!

1690
01:26:03,375 --> 01:26:06,726
I am revoking the contract!

1691
01:26:18,477 --> 01:26:19,869
Can I open my eyes now?

1692
01:26:20,348 --> 01:26:21,436
Is this over?

1693
01:26:26,963 --> 01:26:31,403
One last throat
for old time's sake.

1694
01:26:32,404 --> 01:26:33,883
- Hey, Jack.
- What?

1695
01:26:34,406 --> 01:26:35,581
Go to hell.

1696
01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:39,802
The sigil and me had a deal.

1697
01:26:39,976 --> 01:26:41,413
A deal!

1698
01:26:41,978 --> 01:26:44,633
Now is it truly over?

1699
01:26:44,807 --> 01:26:47,114
Uh, yes.

1700
01:26:47,984 --> 01:26:49,812
Jack is gone.

1701
01:26:50,683 --> 01:26:52,206
The sigil is destroyed.

1702
01:26:52,902 --> 01:26:55,340
And we aren't bound
to this plane any longer.

1703
01:26:55,862 --> 01:26:59,735
Then, now boarding to...

1704
01:27:02,434 --> 01:27:04,523
- Oh!
- What is that?

1705
01:27:04,697 --> 01:27:05,698
Oh!

1706
01:27:06,307 --> 01:27:07,961
It's warmth!

1707
01:27:08,570 --> 01:27:12,661
I... I had
forgotten what warmth felt like.

1708
01:27:12,835 --> 01:27:15,316
That, my dears,
is the other side.

1709
01:27:16,317 --> 01:27:19,277
I shall retreat. The family
will need a head count.

1710
01:27:20,713 --> 01:27:21,713
Um...

1711
01:27:22,802 --> 01:27:24,369
They don't all have heads.

1712
01:27:24,543 --> 01:27:25,761
Oh, Richard.

1713
01:27:26,632 --> 01:27:27,894
Allow me.

1714
01:27:28,503 --> 01:27:31,245
Everyone,

1715
01:27:32,028 --> 01:27:35,336
please adjourn to the cemetery.

1716
01:27:36,076 --> 01:27:39,297
This year
the party continues upstairs.

1717
01:27:40,994 --> 01:27:41,994
Oh.

1718
01:27:44,389 --> 01:27:47,043
Lily, I'm pleased
to introduce you

1719
01:27:47,217 --> 01:27:50,395
to over 200 years of Auldcrafts.

1720
01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:53,136
- Oh.
- Bye, Mom.

1721
01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:54,921
Dad, see you in a minute.

1722
01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:56,095
Whoa!

1723
01:27:56,966 --> 01:27:58,406
Everyone...

1724
01:27:58,577 --> 01:28:00,013
Attention on me, please.

1725
01:28:00,579 --> 01:28:03,146
Yes, Richard.

1726
01:28:03,321 --> 01:28:06,106
Tonight was an extraordinary night.

1727
01:28:06,802 --> 01:28:08,891
And I confess that I see things

1728
01:28:09,065 --> 01:28:11,633
in a different light,
literally.

1729
01:28:11,807 --> 01:28:17,378
And...
I apologize

1730
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:22,949
if my actions were
a little less than convenient.

1731
01:28:23,123 --> 01:28:24,646
Less than?

1732
01:28:25,212 --> 01:28:26,735
- Look...
- Apology accepted.

1733
01:28:27,910 --> 01:28:29,434
And thank you
for making it, Richard.

1734
01:28:30,304 --> 01:28:31,304
Seymour.

1735
01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:35,440
I'm sorry. I... I misjudged you.

1736
01:28:36,571 --> 01:28:37,571
That's fine.

1737
01:28:38,094 --> 01:28:40,053
We're in different generations,

1738
01:28:40,227 --> 01:28:43,622
- like 200 years or so.
- All right.

1739
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:45,885
You're forgiven.

1740
01:28:46,059 --> 01:28:47,930
I guess we all signed contracts

1741
01:28:48,104 --> 01:28:50,759
without seeing the devil in
the details every now and then.

1742
01:28:52,239 --> 01:28:53,762
I suppose I should follow them.

1743
01:28:54,894 --> 01:28:58,898
You know, I shouldn't think
that paradise should compare to

1744
01:28:59,768 --> 01:29:00,768
all this.

1745
01:29:01,727 --> 01:29:03,772
Richard, if the worst
you have to worry about

1746
01:29:03,946 --> 01:29:05,426
is lack of control,

1747
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:09,343
it will be a very nice
afterlife, after all.

1748
01:29:10,126 --> 01:29:11,389
Indeed.

1749
01:29:12,085 --> 01:29:14,348
Well, I... I should hurry up.

1750
01:29:15,305 --> 01:29:18,787
Humility is not
my finest quality.

1751
01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:22,487
I shall be next.

1752
01:29:22,661 --> 01:29:23,661
Seymour,

1753
01:29:24,227 --> 01:29:26,360
you make me proud
to be an Auldcraft.

1754
01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:28,100
Thank you.

1755
01:29:28,797 --> 01:29:31,191
Oh, I have a superior
final thought this time.

1756
01:29:32,148 --> 01:29:36,022
It's all right to be sentimental
as long as you are in love.

1757
01:29:37,850 --> 01:29:39,678
Bye, Victoria...

1758
01:29:39,852 --> 01:29:40,852
I'll miss you.

1759
01:29:41,810 --> 01:29:42,985
Remember us, Seymour.

1760
01:29:44,247 --> 01:29:47,686
I hope that whatever's beyond
the great beyond,

1761
01:29:48,382 --> 01:29:49,862
there's a lovely cup of tea.

1762
01:29:52,691 --> 01:29:53,866
My turn.

1763
01:29:55,084 --> 01:29:56,084
Mom.

1764
01:29:56,869 --> 01:29:58,348
You don't have to say anything.

1765
01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:02,048
You're a wonderful son,
and you've made me very proud.

1766
01:30:04,093 --> 01:30:05,921
But if you don't marry
that girl,

1767
01:30:06,095 --> 01:30:07,836
I promise I will find a way
to haunt you.

1768
01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:09,795
Yeah.

1769
01:30:10,448 --> 01:30:13,320
My love to both of you,
depend on it.

1770
01:30:14,277 --> 01:30:15,277
Love you too, Mom.

1771
01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:23,851
My turn.

1772
01:30:28,683 --> 01:30:29,989
Oh.

1773
01:30:30,903 --> 01:30:31,903
Right.

1774
01:30:32,252 --> 01:30:33,558
Drink in front of me.

1775
01:30:33,732 --> 01:30:36,212
That'll make me feel better.

1776
01:30:36,778 --> 01:30:38,084
Just hang in there, Gerald.

1777
01:30:45,483 --> 01:30:46,483
What?

1778
01:30:47,746 --> 01:30:49,026
That's impossible,
you know that.

1779
01:30:49,138 --> 01:30:50,531
Take it. Come on, try.

1780
01:30:56,319 --> 01:30:57,319
Hey, look at that.

1781
01:30:57,451 --> 01:30:59,105
Seymour, how'd you do that?

1782
01:31:01,150 --> 01:31:04,719
I am amazing.

1783
01:31:10,203 --> 01:31:11,639
Well, are you going to drink?

1784
01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:14,729
You don't have to tell me twice.

1785
01:31:21,606 --> 01:31:22,955
To the Auldcraft family.

1786
01:31:26,436 --> 01:31:29,657
I believe I...
speak for everyone

1787
01:31:30,310 --> 01:31:31,485
when I say...

1788
01:31:33,269 --> 01:31:34,532
what the hell was that?

1789
01:31:40,712 --> 01:31:42,148
Oh, wow.

1790
01:31:43,323 --> 01:31:45,630
Oh, twice as smooth
when you're dead.

1791
01:31:47,849 --> 01:31:48,849
Nephew...

1792
01:31:51,026 --> 01:31:53,812
you are, without a doubt,

1793
01:31:54,290 --> 01:31:57,642
the best bartender ever.

1794
01:31:58,425 --> 01:32:00,732
Ready for the golden light now?

1795
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:03,561
All right, all right. Um...

1796
01:32:05,258 --> 01:32:07,042
I am a one for the road
kind of guy.

1797
01:32:07,216 --> 01:32:08,914
It's going to be a long...

1798
01:32:09,088 --> 01:32:10,350
Gerald.

1799
01:32:13,005 --> 01:32:14,093
Oh, I love you two.

1800
01:32:16,574 --> 01:32:18,750
And I better
not see you again

1801
01:32:18,924 --> 01:32:21,753
for a long, long time.

1802
01:32:28,455 --> 01:32:29,587
But when we do...

1803
01:32:31,153 --> 01:32:35,027
it's going to be
one heck of a happy hour.

1804
01:32:41,337 --> 01:32:42,337
They're all gone.

1805
01:32:44,123 --> 01:32:45,123
All gone.

1806
01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:48,040
Are you sure?

1807
01:32:49,563 --> 01:32:50,923
I mean, I'm sure.

1808
01:32:52,348 --> 01:32:55,787
Well, the house
doesn't seem so scary now

1809
01:32:55,961 --> 01:32:59,094
- without these vortexes of doom.
- You bet.

1810
01:32:59,573 --> 01:33:01,314
It hasn't been this empty in

1811
01:33:02,097 --> 01:33:03,621
over 200 years.

1812
01:33:04,186 --> 01:33:06,101
It's kind of boring.

1813
01:33:06,275 --> 01:33:07,905
Come on, we could use
a lifetime of boring

1814
01:33:07,929 --> 01:33:09,888
- at this point.
- Point.

1815
01:33:10,323 --> 01:33:13,718
So, what are we
going to do with this mansion?

1816
01:33:14,806 --> 01:33:17,069
Well, look at the place.

1817
01:33:18,418 --> 01:33:19,738
Obviously, we're going
to keep it.

1818
01:33:22,683 --> 01:33:24,990
Kind of a perfect place
to have my wedding.

1819
01:33:26,121 --> 01:33:29,168
Seymour Edwin Auldcraft,

1820
01:33:29,777 --> 01:33:32,214
are you finally proposing to me?

1821
01:33:32,911 --> 01:33:36,479
I mean, somebody
has to keep the lineage going.

1822
01:33:37,176 --> 01:33:39,265
I mean, this place
just screams...

1823
01:33:40,005 --> 01:33:41,005
Family!

1824
01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:47,055
We have a lot of planning to do.

1825
01:33:47,229 --> 01:33:49,449
There is definitely
an app for that.

1826
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:23,135
Auldcrafts, rest in peace.