1 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:38,581 Honey, you want some dinner? 2 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,919 -Oh, you're having dinner. 3 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:45,004 Where's your brother? 4 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,175 Skittles, it's dinnertime. 5 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,515 -Skittles! 6 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,475 -Where'd you get to? 7 00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,019 -Skittles! 8 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,646 -Where are you? 9 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,981 -You in these trees? 10 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,276 -Your brother's already had his dinner. 11 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,616 What the… 12 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,205 -Uh… 13 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,602 Oh! 14 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,187 Oh. 15 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:44,605 That was weird. 16 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,704 Oops, no country. No country. 17 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:04,917 No country. 18 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:06,419 -Ow! 19 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,004 Oof. Dang it. 20 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:11,966 It's better, though. 21 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:37,575 -Three greens in a row. Must be my day. 22 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:42,914 You're on the phone! Get off your phone! 23 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,665 You're not that interesting. 24 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,294 -Thanks, man. 25 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,297 -Hey. 26 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,090 -Hey, Bob. -Looking good. 27 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,800 -Yeah, I know. 28 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,344 -Come on. 29 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,147 -Oh, hi, Amily. -Hi, Amily. 30 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,899 I don't have time for light chitchat. 31 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,943 Connie, Jenna, can you get out, please? 32 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,486 Get, go, go, go, come on. 33 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,321 Get out, get out, get out, get out. 34 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,365 -Eff off. Respectfully. -That's a bit rude. 35 00:03:17,949 --> 00:03:20,868 Okay, I have something to tell you and it is hella important. 36 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:22,745 Okay, no one says "hella" anymore. 37 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,497 Yes, they do, Tom! All the time. 38 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,040 I'm not sure they do, Amily. 39 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,125 Like they don't change the first letter of their name 40 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,253 from an E to an A to sound more interesting. 41 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:34,006 It's based on a French movie about a French woman named Amélie 42 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:37,301 who gets bangs cut, so if you haven't heard of it… 43 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,552 Was it any good? 44 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:41,055 I haven't actually seen it, but I heard it's amazing. 45 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,932 It-- That's not what we're talking about. 46 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:46,978 The point I'm trying to make is that I saw something crazy last night. 47 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,606 And I do wanna just be completely open and honest. 48 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,483 I just wanna preface the whole thing by saying, 49 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,443 yes, I did cocaine twice last week, 50 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:57,989 but I did zero cocaine preceding the event I'm about to describe. 51 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,991 -Jesus. -I also, uh… 52 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:03,202 accidentally roofied myself last night, but I don't know if that's relevant. 53 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,204 How do you accidentally roofie yourself? 54 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:08,457 It's a lot easier than you'd think. I was at a restaurant. 55 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:12,044 I'm sitting at the bar, scrolling my live panda feed from China that I love, 56 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:14,213 and I see this guy, and he's looking at me, 57 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,048 and I'm like, "He likes what he sees." 58 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:19,427 Go in my pocket, pull out a mint. Popped a mint. It's not a mint. 59 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:22,888 It's a beta blocker. So I wash that down with four… to six tequilas 60 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,516 and then I try to order some food to right the ship. 61 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,184 This restaurant does not serve food. 62 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,145 -Were you at a bar? -I was at a bar. 63 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:31,647 So I'm at this restaurant that really is a bar, 64 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:35,234 and I realize, "Oh my God, I don't have my purse. I've left it at work." 65 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,945 I'm gonna stop right there. I wanna stay in integrity. 66 00:04:38,029 --> 00:04:40,156 I did cocaine three times last week. 67 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:43,993 Okay, look. You gotta cut to the chase. Also, tell the truth the first time. 68 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,495 How about this? Why don't you tell your face 69 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:48,247 to tell your face the truth the first time? 70 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:52,293 Or tell that 'stache to tell the rest of your face the truth the first time. 71 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,337 My 'stache, which doesn't have a mouth, 72 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,131 it's on top of my mouth, it's gonna tell my face the truth? 73 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,466 -What you doing? -You got burned. 74 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:01,052 -You think that's a burn? -Oh, I'm looking at scorched earth. 75 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,054 -So… -Are you? Because I'm quite comfortable. 76 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,598 That was a pretty good burn. I'd give that a solid six. 77 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:09,810 Thank you. Thank you so much. Anyway, shut up. Doesn't matter. 78 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,228 I came in here, work, 79 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,814 late last night and went to grab my purse. 80 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:21,906 Clark is sitting at his desk, where he always is. 81 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,407 Except he's glowing. 82 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,576 Glowing? What do you mean, glowing? 83 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,703 He was… glowing. He was… 84 00:05:27,787 --> 00:05:29,830 He was actually, literally glowing. 85 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:33,542 Like… from the inside. You know, this bright but soothing light. 86 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,294 Holy shit. 87 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,715 Clark was glowing. 88 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,350 Just the one beta blocker, then? 89 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,479 Guys, he was glowing, okay? 90 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,980 I mean, he was like a little bug, 91 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:57,817 or one of those deep, deep sea creatures that glow. 92 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,236 You-- Wendy, you know what I'm talking about. 93 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,570 Why would I know? 94 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:05,157 Because… The big squids that aren't really the big squids but they glow. 95 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:07,159 I'm assuming Australia has them. 96 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:09,620 I wouldn't know, because I'm not from Australia. 97 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,331 I'm from New Zealand, which I've told you numerous times. 98 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:15,000 It's a moot point, because I'm not buying any of this. 99 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:17,086 You told us you roofied yourself. 100 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,879 You didn't drive afterwards, did you? 101 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:23,342 No, but I did… ride my scooter here. 102 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,719 -Amily, you can't do that. -Oh-- Yeah. Don't do that. 103 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:28,180 -For your safety, for everyone's. -Yes. For everyone's safety. 104 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,223 -Yeah. -What Mohsin said. 105 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,391 -You cannot drive home. -No. 106 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,268 -Wendy's right on the money. -Thank you. 107 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:35,438 Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 108 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,732 Your story is a big ol' nothin' burger 109 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:41,318 on a nothin' bun, served with a side of nothin' 110 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,154 next to a tall glass 111 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,448 of frosty whatever. 112 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,242 You're a pile of shit, Tom. 113 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,996 Look, guys, Clark's our friend, okay, and he's the sweetest, and, ugh. 114 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,123 I don't-- I'm not comfortable talking about him. 115 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,584 -It doesn't matter, it's not true! -It is true. 116 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,837 If you want us to believe something this crazy is true, prove it. 117 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,173 How am I supposed to prove that, Tom? 118 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,966 I don't know. Just ask him if he glows. 119 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:07,428 I can't just ask him. What if I spook him and he, you know, 120 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,264 goes underground or, like, you know, hides? 121 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:13,893 Where's he gonna hide? You know what? I'm gonna ask him. 122 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,102 -You are not. -I'm gonna. 123 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:18,063 -No, you're not! I will end you so hard. -Okay. 124 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:19,815 -Do you understand? -Yeah. 125 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,234 -Look at me. Look at me! -Yes. Copy, copy, copy! 126 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:23,986 -Look at me more! -More? 127 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,112 -More! -Yes, good. 128 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,700 Clark could be my Sasquatch. 129 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,661 Okay? And that would make me, then, Indiana Jones. 130 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:35,372 And that's probably the one shot I got at it, so… 131 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:39,710 I don't know how or why he glowed, but I know that he glowed, okay? 132 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:44,423 Maybe he's an alien. Maybe he grew up next to the… the… 133 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,717 -Power lines. -Power lines. Thank you. 134 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,970 Hell, maybe it's biblical. I don't know. Is Sasquatch part of the Bible? 135 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:51,722 I don't know. I'm Muslim. 136 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:53,807 -Hey, guys. -Hey! 137 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,434 -Oh! -How you doin'? 138 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,317 Well, quieter vibes today. 139 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,736 Did I do something weird? Did I bring in a weird energy? 140 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,196 No, no, \you're fine. 141 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,574 Oh, okay. Cool. Uh, it's-- 142 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,875 Reverse surprise 'cause it's not your birthday! 143 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,465 I just don't think that what you're saying is true 144 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,342 or that it actually happened, okay? 145 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,469 Not because you're a liar. That's not what I'm saying. 146 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,722 It's just, you do take a lot of recreational drugs. 147 00:08:33,806 --> 00:08:35,933 Do you remember that time last year 148 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,603 when you took three Tylenol PMs for your headache at lunch, 149 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,898 and then you thought you saw a bobcat in the bathroom? 150 00:08:42,982 --> 00:08:46,902 Yeah, I do, and in my defense, I thought I was taking three Vicodin. 151 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:49,363 So it's not apples to opioids. 152 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:53,492 But-- And I-- I still do think I saw some kind of fur in the other stall. 153 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:57,496 You need to stop taking drugs, okay? And Clark doesn't glow. 154 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,665 Something up with Clark? What's up? 155 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,667 There is nothing up with Clark. 156 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,670 Tom, stop eavesdropping on my private conversation 157 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,214 or I will shave that 'stache and put it somewhere else. 158 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:09,466 -That's not even a good threat. -It's a great threat. 159 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:13,554 Okay, I don't like to pull rank, but I can't have you threatening each other. 160 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,640 He's not threatening me, Frisbee. I'm threatening him. 161 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:17,641 Frisbee, she wishes. 162 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:20,686 Okay, love it if you guys stopped calling me Frisbee. 163 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,188 -But that's your name. -It is not my name. 164 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,357 In fact, it's nobody's name. No one… 165 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,818 No one on Earth is named Frisbee. So no more Frisbee. 166 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,196 It's your name here. I have to call you Frisbee 'cause you look 167 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,325 exactly like all those other white guys that wear the… 168 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,535 What are the longer shorts with all the pockets? 169 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,705 -Cargo shorts. -Ha-ha! Cargo shorts. 170 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:43,125 And then the Tevas, and, like, the Tommy Bahama linen shirts, 171 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:47,087 and you throw your disc in a grassy public area. 172 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,005 Frisbee golf? 173 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,507 -Yeah. That's why you call him Frisbee. -Ah. 174 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,134 -Because of Frisbee golf. -Yeah. 175 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:56,055 So that's why I have to call you Frisbee, because of that. 176 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,182 So take care. That's all. 177 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,934 Okay, quick reminder. 178 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,270 Uh, I am your direct supervisor, 179 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:05,939 and I need you guys to kind of buckle down-- 180 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,485 Tell me that's not alcohol? 181 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:12,363 Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. 182 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:20,037 Just, let's all… Let's do what we can… Let's get to work. Good job. 183 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,415 -Hi, Frisbee. -How you doin', Clark? 184 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,543 On the move. On the move. 185 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,929 -Uh… Okay. Thank you. -Yeah. You're gonna need it. 186 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,640 -Everything okay, guys? -Good. Great. 187 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,225 -Yeah, good. -Good. 188 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,102 Yeah. 189 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:45,854 'Kay. 190 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:56,240 Don't take this the wrong way. I'm saying this from deep affection, 191 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,451 but you are acting crazier than normal, which is very crazy. 192 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:02,371 Well, I'm deeply offended that you don't believe me. 193 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,623 I can't. It's just too nutty. 194 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,959 Remember last summer when you took a bunch of Adderall 195 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,128 with margaritas, and thought you met Oliver Twist? 196 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,170 No. 197 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:14,091 The whole point of taking Adderall and margaritas is so you don't remember. 198 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:18,512 Good point. But look, if you ever really wanted to prove Clark was glowing, 199 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,389 you'd need to make him glow again. 200 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,641 Sort of jar it out of him somehow. 201 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:26,145 -You can't just make people glow. -Mm, because people don't glow, Am. 202 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,606 -What? -Uh, Am. Am. 203 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,650 -I don't like when you shorten my name. -Yeah. 204 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,986 -It's weird. -I'm sor-- Oh, there he is. Uh-- 205 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,155 -Don't say anything. -I won't. Sh, sh, sh. 206 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,406 -Don't! -Ahem! 207 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,660 -Hey. Hi. -Hey! 208 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,580 -Mohsin, how are ya? -Good. What's, uh… what's going on? 209 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:48,000 -Oh, just makin' some copies, old school. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 210 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:51,044 Do you need copies made, or do you need to use the copier? 211 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,130 -No, no. I'm fine, you know. -You're good? 212 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,799 -Oh, that. Yeah. Love that. -All good. 213 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,222 What the heck, Mohsin? 214 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:08,687 I think it's tetherball, but really this is Tom's one and only ball. 215 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,776 You've gotta stop pining over her, Clark. 216 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,780 -I don't think I'm pining. -Yeah, you are. You're pining. 217 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,160 Oh, gosh. Just look at her, though, huh? 218 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,119 -Clark. -What? 219 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:28,207 You had your chance, okay? And you missed your chance. You blew it. 220 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:29,750 Yep, I did. 221 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,835 You should've asked her out years ago. 222 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,086 I know. 223 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,882 I think about that night all the time. 224 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:40,135 -Stick a fork in me. I am done. 225 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,846 -See ya, Frisbee. Have a good night. -See ya, guys. 226 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,891 I wouldn't even hesitate to stick a fork in him. 227 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,229 Looks like it's just us. 228 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,233 Have a lovely evening. 229 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,031 Okay, look, Clark, we can't go through the story again, okay? 230 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,451 I'm not, I… wasn't planning on going through the entire story. 231 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,912 -Yes, you were. -Yeah, I sure was. 232 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:09,456 Are you okay? 233 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,709 Oh my gosh. Stay still. Don't move. 234 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,379 -Frisbee. -Huh? 235 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,422 Stop twiddling with the blinds. 236 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,550 Uh-- Th-- Okay. 237 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,989 -Hey, man. -Oh. Hey, you know, Tom, um… 238 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,533 I'm wondering if we could maybe not have a talk right now. 239 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:49,788 'Cause mostly I try to pretend that these moments in my life, um… never happen. 240 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,750 And, uh, I would like to not share them with anyone at all. 241 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,419 Uh, not even with you, Tom. 242 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,130 Look, man, I know what you're gettin' at, but people poo. 243 00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,715 We're all gonna have to get over it. 244 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,259 That's a fair point. I guess we're having a conversation now, 245 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,721 so, uh, why don't we get to it so we can get through it? 246 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,848 Uh, what's goin' on? 247 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,142 Well, that's the question, isn't it? 248 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,936 See, I'm gonna need you to settle an argument. 249 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,815 Someone's been goin' around spreadin' some bullshit that, 250 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,692 I don't know, maybe you glow? 251 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,736 What? Glow? What do you mean? 252 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,030 Glow. You know, like glowing. 253 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,698 So, what is it? 254 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,409 Do you or do you not… glow, 255 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,580 with, like, an orangish-yellow light that comes from within? 256 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,040 Who's saying this? 257 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:37,169 Oh, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to divulge my source. 258 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,796 -Why? -Well, because I'm terrified of her. 259 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,381 And she'll get mad at me. 260 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,175 So don't say anything to her. 261 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,470 I don't want her to know she's all up in my mental kitchen, you know? 262 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,057 I can't tell her, Tom, because I don't know who you're talking about. 263 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,726 We're getting off topic here. Do you or do you not glow? 264 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,270 -Not to my knowledge, no. -Boom! See? 265 00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,484 Yeah, I knew. I knew. It's a ridiculous question to ask. Nobody glows. 266 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,904 Phew! That's a load off. 267 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,908 -Oh, and a word of advice? 268 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,869 Don't take too long in there, man. Just… 269 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:11,828 Get after it. 270 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,790 Let's never do this again. Thank you! Goodbye! 271 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:19,920 Hi! 272 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,213 Hey, Clark. 273 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,133 Are you, uh… just digging into a sad little box of lettuce? 274 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,679 Oh, I don't know. There's some fun stuff in here. There's, like, a crouton. 275 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,474 -I think there was a raisin in here. -Ooh, a singular raisin. 276 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,185 -Yeah, he didn't last long. I found him. 277 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,772 So, uh… how you feelin', Clark? 278 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,232 You're feelin' okay? 279 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,235 Funny you should mention that. Everyone's mentioning that today. 280 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,239 You know, Tom just asked me in the bathroom if I glowed. 281 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,700 What? That… fucker. 282 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,035 -What? -Just, you said Tom and… 283 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:56,248 If I think about Tom, I just think, "Boy, he's a real fucker." 284 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,751 Oh, I kind of think he's more of a diamond in the rough type of guy, 285 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,796 but, uh… it's funny everyone's mentioning that today. 286 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,340 I wonder… I have been feeling a little bit off. 287 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:09,720 You know, uh… 'Cause-- Only 'cause you brought it up, I was… 288 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:16,018 I was gonna say that I-- I did stop in, uh, kind of late a few nights ago, 289 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,477 into the office, and, uh… 290 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,897 you-- you did look different. 291 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,357 -Like how so? -Uh… 292 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,067 I would say… lighter 293 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,652 would be… 294 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,113 -Lighter would be the… -Oh. 295 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,450 -When you passed out on your scooter? -Yeah. That. 296 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,161 Oh, my gosh. 297 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,413 Amily? 298 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:44,880 You know, anyway, I'm glad you kinda stopped in, in the break room. 299 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,924 I had something I wanted to talk to you about. 300 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,926 -Oh? 301 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,512 -Do you hear Harry Styles' song? 302 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,056 Because I'm hearing Harry Styles. 303 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,599 Yes, because it's playing. 304 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,726 -Of course I do. -How is it on? 305 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,188 Tom's probably tinkering around with his stupid…  Alexa. 306 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,689 Oh, but doesn't…  Alexa… 307 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,399 have to play what you ask it to play? 308 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,402 Yeah, but Tom programmed it, so God knows. 309 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,820 Alexa, stop. 310 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,241 -Alexa, stop. -Alexa, stop. 311 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:20,082 Tom probably programmed it to respond to some other name or something. 312 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,334 I didn't know you could do that. Why would he do that? 313 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,877 Because Tom's a big idiot. 314 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,337 Fuck off, Amily. 315 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,632 Stop listening to other people's conversations, you little prick! 316 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,384 I'd love it if you two would stop screaming obscenities at each other. 317 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,679 Frisbee, look directly at Tom and tell him to fuck off. 318 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,224 No, I'm not-- I'm not gonna do that. 319 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,767 Yes. Don't walk away! 320 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,353 I am late for a budget call. 321 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,814 That's a lie. That's not true! 322 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:48,819 God, he runs like a giant toddler. Why doesn't he move his arms? 323 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,195 I don't know. 324 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,696 Um… 325 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:56,576 You know, this is probably not a good time, but I just wanted to-- 326 00:17:56,660 --> 00:18:00,789 -I cannot hear a word you're saying. -Oh. I was trying to keep my volume low 327 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,667 because other people were hearing and…  Alexa's listening. 328 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,378 Your volume was internal. It was not audible. 329 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,506 Got it. This is more of a personal, um… thing. 330 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,467 I just was wondering, um, if you'd like to go out sometime? 331 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,178 But with-- but with me, though? Um… I-- 332 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,806 I ask because I think you're really nice, and you're, um… 333 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,558 you're very… you're very lovely, 334 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,935 um, and you're-- you're very bold. 335 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,229 And also, in a non-harassment way, 336 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,566 in the workplace, I wanted just to say that I think you're not ugly. 337 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,193 -Oh. -Phew. In an attractiveness way. 338 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,571 Ooh, that's not it. That is not it. 339 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,115 You basically just called me a dude. 340 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,199 And an ugly dude. 341 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,160 Perhaps we could imagine I'm doing this better. 342 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,079 Could we pretend, perhaps, that I'm a Brad Pitt? I don't know him. 343 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,749 I should call him Bradley Pitt. Could we pretend I'm Bradley Pitt 344 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:48,044 doing this how he would do it, like Bradley Pitt is inside my body? 345 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,880 Oh, that's… Okay. 346 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,716 -Nope. No. No, Bradley-- -It's a different visual. 347 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,926 He's not… Yeah, he's not there, and, uh… 348 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,803 Just, let's wipe our slate clean of that. 349 00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,807 I feel that if I keep talking, I can dig my way out of this. 350 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:05,395 I don't think there's a shovel on the planet that can facilitate 351 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,897 the amount of digging you need. 352 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,150 You know what this makes me think of, or reminds me of, 353 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:17,032 is kind of like… like a quiet meteor, just kind of screaming towards the Earth. 354 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,118 And you know it's gonna hit. It's definite. Death is coming. 355 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:24,915 But it's not gonna happen for, like, 18 months, 356 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,335 so just that torture is dragged out, 357 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,338 uh, almost forever, it feels like. 358 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,132 That's-- that's what it makes me think of. 359 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,384 I'm so deeply sorry. 360 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,345 So, 7:00 tonight? 361 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,972 Oh, what? You wanna go? 362 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,226 Yeah, sounds fun. 363 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:46,853 Cool! 364 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:58,698 Cheeky Clark. I can't believe that he finally asked you out. 365 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:02,410 Nobody believes I saw him glow, but I did, and I'm gonna get some answers. 366 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,745 Plus, he's got a great can. 367 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,163 -Does he? -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 368 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:09,251 Whoa, we gotta pump the brakes. "Can," uh, is short for buttocks. 369 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,462 And "buttocks" is not allowed. It's inappropriate work conversation. 370 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,090 I didn't say "buttocks." You said "buttocks." You took it weird. 371 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,093 -Uh, you-- -Did you tell Tom to fuck off yet? 372 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,888 If we can't say "can," we can't say F-word, so no. 373 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,557 Can you tell Tom's buttocks to fuck off? 374 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,726 -Frisbee? -You know what? I, uh… 375 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,229 -I can't hear you, because I'm too far-- 376 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,106 -Oh! 377 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,191 Oh no! Oh no! 378 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:38,697 It's okay. I have… I have drop foot 'cause I have a damaged femoral tendon. 379 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,074 I'm in physical therapy, so it's fine. 380 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,410 -You okay, Frisbee? 381 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,162 I don't even think it's that. I think it's my ACL. 382 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,291 No, no, it's my foot. 383 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,501 Ooh, she's cramping up! 384 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,627 Oh, my God! 385 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,587 -What are you gonna wear? 386 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,797 I'm gonna try a middle part. 387 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,798 -That'll be cute. -Yeah. 388 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,342 -I love that for you. -We're good. We're good. 389 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,344 Whew! Whew! 390 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:06,391 I still can't believe you don't drink at all. 391 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,726 Me neither. 392 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,979 That was such a weird thing to say. I'm sorry. I don't-- 393 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,440 That made no sense. I think I'm just a little nervous. 394 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,985 Anyway, I wanted to say early, if it's okay, 395 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:21,114 uh, just in case at some point in the evening, you wanna flee or anything… 396 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,450 -Okay. -…that I appreciate you going out with me. 397 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,368 I know it's not a favor, but I'm just super-- 398 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,079 I'm super glad that you said yes and that we're here. 399 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:32,792 I like that you say shit that should embarrass you but it doesn't. 400 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,796 Thank you. I… You know… 401 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,175 I think I just say what's on my mind. 402 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,178 Maybe that's just, like, a product of having no game. 403 00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:46,765 No, your game is that you have no game. 404 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:50,185 Oh, thank you for that. I'll take it. Thank you. 405 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,563 And who knows? I mean, maybe you did us a favor. 406 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,776 Maybe if you had asked me out, you know, back then and we would have gone out, 407 00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:58,943 it could've gone terribly. 408 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,779 We could've been, like, violently murdered, 409 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,655 or stabbed, or like, you know, 410 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,824 -drowned, like, bound, gagged… -Whoa. 411 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:07,243 Assaulted, thrown in a lake, pegged. 412 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,914 So maybe you changed our destiny for the better. 413 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,832 So, I guess, thank you. 414 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,086 Well, I'm just happy that, uh… that didn't happen… 415 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,505 -Yeah. -And that we're here tonight. 416 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:22,425 Hi. Do you guys have any questions at all, or ready to order? 417 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,511 Uh, I will have the tuna tartare, 418 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:29,099 and I would love three more of the little tiny, uh, tequila drinks, please. 419 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,351 So three tequila shots? 420 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,437 No. No, no, no, no. Not tequila shots. 421 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,108 I want, um, these little drinking vessels 422 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:41,528 to have tequila put inside of them, making a tequila drink. 423 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:45,323 Or if this were "Bar-thelona," I would thay, uh… 424 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,574 "Treth bambinoth." 425 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:47,659 The three babies. 426 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:51,621 The three babies. Treth bambinoth, por favor-th. 427 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,581 I'll have those simultaneously. 428 00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,084 And it's fine, 'cause I'm not on a beta blocker tonight. 429 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,085 -Oh good. -Yeah. 430 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,795 -Wait, what? -Hmm? 431 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,005 -You ready? -Yes, absolutely. 432 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,216 I think I'll order the chicken, but I have a question, 433 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:07,345 which is, is it on a rotisserie overnight, or is it just for a few hours? 434 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,640 There's a question behind the question before you even answer the first question. 435 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:14,102 I know, I'm sorry, but how crispy does the skin get? 436 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,813 Because my father and I, um… 437 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,316 we have Thursday night dinners, and we always make, uh, chicken. 438 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,694 And, uh, really… Well, it's not always chicken. 439 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,612 But the meals in between making chicken 440 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:28,116 are like the meals that we're wishing that we could have the roast chicken, 441 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,577 'cause it's such crispy skin. and it's so delicious. 442 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,455 That's sort of, kinda, the crux of what I'm getting at, 443 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:36,374 'cause my Dad and I make roast chicken all the time. 444 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:40,170 What we do is we salt it, or we air chill it, or both, and sometimes… 445 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,592 -What's happening? Uh, hey, guys. 446 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,846 -I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, everybody. 447 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,889 I wanna apologize. 448 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:57,520 I don't know why the song keeps playing. I don't. I really don't. I'm very… 449 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,564 I apologize. I think this is my fault. 450 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,858 I'm really sorry, everyone. Really sorry, Amily. 451 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,776 -This is not my intention at all. 452 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:13,620 Cool. So that… stopped. That was my bad. 453 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,585 I knew it.