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["Sign of the Times" by Harry Styles]
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[siren wailing]
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[distant explosion]
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[man sings along] ♪ Just stop your cryin'
It's a sign of the times ♪
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♪ Welcome to the final show ♪
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♪ I hope you're wearin'
Your best clothes… ♪
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Honey, you want some dinner?
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♪ You can't bribe the door ♪
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-♪ On your way to the sky… ♪
-Oh, you're having dinner.
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[meows]
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Where's your brother?
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♪ You look pretty good down here… ♪
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Skittles, it's dinnertime.
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-♪ But you ain't really good… ♪
-[meows, purrs]
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-Skittles!
-♪ We never learn ♪
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-♪ We've been here before… ♪
-Where'd you get to?
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♪ Why are we always stuck… ♪
-Skittles!
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-♪ And runnin' from… ♪
-Where are you?
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-♪ The bullets… ♪
-You in these trees?
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-Your brother's already had his dinner.
-♪ The bullets… ♪
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[rumbling]
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[crashing]
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♪ We never learn
We've been here before… ♪
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What the…
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♪ Why are we always stuck
And running from… ♪
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-Uh…
-♪ The bullets? ♪
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[crackling]
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♪ Just stop your cryin'
It's a sign of the times ♪
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♪ We gotta get away from here ♪
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[song ends]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[sighs]
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Oh!
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Oh.
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That was weird.
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-[horn honking]
-[siren wailing]
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[radio] ♪ You take my heart… ♪
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Oops, no country. No country.
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-[banjo playing]
-♪ All right! ♪
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No country.
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-Ow!
-[static crackling]
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Oof. Dang it.
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["Sign of the Times" playing]
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It's better, though.
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♪ Will we… ♪
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[sings along] ♪ …ever learn? ♪
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♪ We've been here before ♪
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♪ It's just what we know ♪
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[tires screech]
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♪ Stop your cryin', baby
It's a sign of the times… ♪
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-♪ We gotta get away… ♪
-Three greens in a row. Must be my day.
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["The Temples Of Syrinx" by Rush]
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You're on the phone!
Get off your phone!
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You're not that interesting.
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-♪ Our great computers… ♪
-Thanks, man.
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-♪ Fill the hallowed halls… ♪
-Hey.
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-Hey, Bob.
-Looking good.
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-Yeah, I know.
-♪ We are the priests ♪
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-[horn beeping]
-Come on.
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♪ Of the Temple of Syrinx ♪
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♪ All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls ♪
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-Oh, hi, Amily.
-Hi, Amily.
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I don't have time for light chitchat.
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Connie, Jenna, can you get out, please?
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Get, go, go, go, come on.
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Get out, get out, get out, get out.
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-Eff off. Respectfully.
-That's a bit rude.
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Okay, I have something to tell you
and it is hella important.
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Okay, no one says "hella" anymore.
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Yes, they do, Tom! All the time.
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I'm not sure they do, Amily.
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Like they don't change
the first letter of their name
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from an E to an A
to sound more interesting.
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It's based on a French movie
about a French woman named Amélie
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who gets bangs cut,
so if you haven't heard of it…
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Was it any good?
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I haven't actually seen it,
but I heard it's amazing.
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It-- That's not what we're talking about.
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The point I'm trying to make is that
I saw something crazy last night.
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And I do wanna just
be completely open and honest.
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I just wanna preface
the whole thing by saying,
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yes, I did cocaine twice last week,
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but I did zero cocaine preceding
the event I'm about to describe.
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-Jesus.
-I also, uh…
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accidentally roofied myself last night,
but I don't know if that's relevant.
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How do you accidentally roofie yourself?
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It's a lot easier than you'd think.
I was at a restaurant.
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I'm sitting at the bar, scrolling
my live panda feed from China that I love,
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and I see this guy,
and he's looking at me,
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and I'm like, "He likes what he sees."
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Go in my pocket, pull out a mint.
Popped a mint. It's not a mint.
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It's a beta blocker. So I wash that down
with four… to six tequilas
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and then I try to order some food
to right the ship.
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This restaurant does not serve food.
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-Were you at a bar?
-I was at a bar.
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So I'm at this restaurant
that really is a bar,
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and I realize, "Oh my God, I don't have
my purse. I've left it at work."
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I'm gonna stop right there.
I wanna stay in integrity.
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I did cocaine three times last week.
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Okay, look. You gotta cut to the chase.
Also, tell the truth the first time.
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How about this?
Why don't you tell your face
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to tell your face the truth
the first time?
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Or tell that 'stache to tell the rest
of your face the truth the first time.
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My 'stache, which doesn't have a mouth,
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it's on top of my mouth,
it's gonna tell my face the truth?
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-What you doing?
-You got burned.
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-You think that's a burn?
-Oh, I'm looking at scorched earth.
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-So…
-Are you? Because I'm quite comfortable.
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That was a pretty good burn.
I'd give that a solid six.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
Anyway, shut up. Doesn't matter.
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I came in here, work,
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late last night and went to grab my purse.
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[Amily's voice] Clark is sitting
at his desk, where he always is.
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Except he's glowing.
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[man] Glowing?
What do you mean, glowing?
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He was… glowing. He was…
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He was actually, literally glowing.
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Like… from the inside.
You know, this bright but soothing light.
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Holy shit.
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[thuds]
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Clark was glowing.
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[sighs]
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Just the one beta blocker, then?
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Guys, he was glowing, okay?
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I mean, he was like a little bug,
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or one of those
deep, deep sea creatures that glow.
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You-- Wendy, you know
what I'm talking about.
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Why would I know?
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Because… The big squids that aren't
really the big squids but they glow.
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I'm assuming Australia has them.
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I wouldn't know,
because I'm not from Australia.
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I'm from New Zealand,
which I've told you numerous times.
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It's a moot point,
because I'm not buying any of this.
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You told us you roofied yourself.
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You didn't drive afterwards, did you?
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No, but I did… ride my scooter here.
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-Amily, you can't do that.
-Oh-- Yeah. Don't do that.
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-For your safety, for everyone's.
-Yes. For everyone's safety.
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-Yeah.
-What Mohsin said.
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-You cannot drive home.
-No.
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-Wendy's right on the money.
-Thank you.
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Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it.
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Your story is a big ol' nothin' burger
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on a nothin' bun,
served with a side of nothin'
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next to a tall glass
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of frosty whatever.
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You're a pile of shit, Tom.
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Look, guys, Clark's our friend,
okay, and he's the sweetest, and, ugh.
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I don't--
I'm not comfortable talking about him.
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-It doesn't matter, it's not true!
-It is true.
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If you want us to believe
something this crazy is true, prove it.
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How am I supposed to prove that, Tom?
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I don't know. Just ask him if he glows.
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I can't just ask him.
What if I spook him and he, you know,
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goes underground
or, like, you know, hides?
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Where's he gonna hide?
You know what? I'm gonna ask him.
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-You are not.
-I'm gonna.
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-No, you're not! I will end you so hard.
-Okay.
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-Do you understand?
-Yeah.
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-Look at me. Look at me!
-Yes. Copy, copy, copy!
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-Look at me more!
-More?
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-More!
-Yes, good.
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Clark could be my Sasquatch.
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Okay? And that would
make me, then, Indiana Jones.
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And that's probably
the one shot I got at it, so…
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I don't know how or why he glowed,
but I know that he glowed, okay?
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Maybe he's an alien.
Maybe he grew up next to the… the…
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-Power lines.
-Power lines. Thank you.
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Hell, maybe it's biblical. I don't know.
Is Sasquatch part of the Bible?
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I don't know. I'm Muslim.
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-[Clark] Hey, guys.
-Hey!
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-Oh!
-How you doin'?
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Well, quieter vibes today.
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Did I do something weird?
Did I bring in a weird energy?
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No, no, \you're fine.
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[Clark] Oh, okay. Cool. Uh, it's--
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Reverse surprise
'cause it's not your birthday!
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I just don't think
that what you're saying is true
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or that it actually happened, okay?
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Not because you're a liar.
That's not what I'm saying.
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It's just, you do
take a lot of recreational drugs.
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Do you remember that time last year
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when you took three Tylenol PMs
for your headache at lunch,
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and then you thought
you saw a bobcat in the bathroom?
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Yeah, I do, and in my defense,
I thought I was taking three Vicodin.
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So it's not apples to opioids.
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But-- And I-- I still do think I saw
some kind of fur in the other stall.
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You need to stop taking drugs, okay?
And Clark doesn't glow.
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Something up with Clark?
What's up?
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There is nothing up with Clark.
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Tom, stop eavesdropping
on my private conversation
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or I will shave that 'stache
and put it somewhere else.
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-That's not even a good threat.
-It's a great threat.
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Okay, I don't like to pull rank, but
I can't have you threatening each other.
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He's not threatening me, Frisbee.
I'm threatening him.
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Frisbee, she wishes.
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Okay, love it if you guys
stopped calling me Frisbee.
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-But that's your name.
-It is not my name.
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In fact, it's nobody's name. No one…
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No one on Earth is named Frisbee.
So no more Frisbee.
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It's your name here.
I have to call you Frisbee 'cause you look
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exactly like all those other white guys
that wear the…
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What are the longer shorts
with all the pockets?
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-Cargo shorts.
-Ha-ha! Cargo shorts.
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And then the Tevas,
and, like, the Tommy Bahama linen shirts,
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and you throw your disc
in a grassy public area.
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Frisbee golf?
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-Yeah. That's why you call him Frisbee.
-[Amily] Ah.
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-Because of Frisbee golf.
-[Mohsin] Yeah.
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So that's why I have to call you Frisbee,
because of that.
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So take care. That's all.
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Okay, quick reminder.
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Uh, I am your direct supervisor,
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and I need you guys
to kind of buckle down--
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Tell me that's not alcohol?
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Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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Just, let's all… Let's do what we can…
Let's get to work. Good job.
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-Hi, Frisbee.
-How you doin', Clark?
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On the move. On the move.
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[Mohsin coughs]
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-[Tom] Uh… Okay. Thank you.
-Yeah. You're gonna need it.
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-Everything okay, guys?
-Good. Great.
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-[Amily] Yeah, good.
-Good.
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Yeah.
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'Kay.
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[keys tapping]
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Don't take this the wrong way.
I'm saying this from deep affection,
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but you are acting crazier than normal,
which is very crazy.
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Well, I'm deeply offended
that you don't believe me.
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I can't. It's just too nutty.
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Remember last summer
when you took a bunch of Adderall
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with margaritas,
and thought you met Oliver Twist?
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No.
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The whole point of taking Adderall
and margaritas is so you don't remember.
235
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:18,512
Good point. But look, if you ever
really wanted to prove Clark was glowing,
236
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,389
you'd need to make him glow again.
237
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,641
Sort of jar it out of him somehow.
238
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:26,145
-You can't just make people glow.
-Mm, because people don't glow, Am.
239
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,606
-What?
-Uh, Am. Am.
240
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,650
-I don't like when you shorten my name.
-Yeah.
241
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,986
-It's weird.
-I'm sor-- Oh, there he is. Uh--
242
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,155
-[whispers] Don't say anything.
-I won't. Sh, sh, sh.
243
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,406
-Don't!
-Ahem!
244
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,660
-Hey. Hi.
-Hey!
245
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,580
-Mohsin, how are ya?
-Good. What's, uh… what's going on?
246
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:48,000
-Oh, just makin' some copies, old school.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
247
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:51,044
Do you need copies made,
or do you need to use the copier?
248
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,130
-No, no. I'm fine, you know.
-You're good?
249
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,799
-Oh, that. Yeah. Love that.
-All good.
250
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,386
-[screams]
-[yelps]
251
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,222
What the heck, Mohsin?
252
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:08,687
I think it's tetherball, but really
this is Tom's one and only ball.
253
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,773
[all laughing]
254
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,776
You've gotta stop pining over her, Clark.
255
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,780
-I don't think I'm pining.
-Yeah, you are. You're pining.
256
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,740
[Amily laughing]
257
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,160
Oh, gosh. Just look at her, though, huh?
258
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,119
-Clark.
-What?
259
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:28,207
You had your chance, okay?
And you missed your chance. You blew it.
260
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:29,750
[Clark] Yep, I did.
261
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,835
[Wendy] You should've
asked her out years ago.
262
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,086
I know.
263
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,882
[sighs] I think about that night
all the time.
264
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:40,135
-Stick a fork in me. I am done.
-[rock ballad playing]
265
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,846
-See ya, Frisbee. Have a good night.
-See ya, guys.
266
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,891
I wouldn't even hesitate
to stick a fork in him.
267
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,229
Looks like it's just us.
268
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,233
Have a lovely evening.
269
00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,031
Okay, look, Clark, we can't
go through the story again, okay?
270
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,451
I'm not, I… wasn't planning
on going through the entire story.
271
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,912
-Yes, you were.
-Yeah, I sure was.
272
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:09,456
Are you okay?
273
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,709
Oh my gosh. Stay still. Don't move.
274
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,379
-Frisbee.
-Huh?
275
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,422
Stop twiddling with the blinds.
276
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,550
Uh-- Th-- Okay.
277
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,269
[door closes]
278
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,989
-Hey, man.
-Oh. Hey, you know, Tom, um…
279
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,533
I'm wondering if we could
maybe not have a talk right now.
280
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:49,788
'Cause mostly I try to pretend that these
moments in my life, um… never happen.
281
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,750
And, uh, I would like to not share them
with anyone at all.
282
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,419
Uh, not even with you, Tom.
283
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,130
Look, man, I know what you're gettin' at,
but people poo.
284
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,715
We're all gonna have to get over it.
285
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,259
That's a fair point. I guess
we're having a conversation now,
286
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,721
so, uh, why don't we get to it
so we can get through it?
287
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,848
Uh, what's goin' on?
288
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,142
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
289
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,936
See, I'm gonna need you
to settle an argument.
290
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,815
Someone's been goin' around
spreadin' some bullshit that,
291
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,692
I don't know, maybe you glow?
292
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,736
What? Glow? What do you mean?
293
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,030
Glow. You know, like glowing.
294
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,698
So, what is it?
295
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,409
Do you or do you not… glow,
296
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,580
with, like, an orangish-yellow light
that comes from within?
297
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,040
Who's saying this?
298
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:37,169
Oh, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty
to divulge my source.
299
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,796
-Why?
-Well, because I'm terrified of her.
300
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,381
And she'll get mad at me.
301
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,175
So don't say anything to her.
302
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,470
I don't want her to know she's all up
in my mental kitchen, you know?
303
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,057
I can't tell her, Tom, because
I don't know who you're talking about.
304
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,726
We're getting off topic here.
Do you or do you not glow?
305
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,270
-Not to my knowledge, no.
-Boom! See?
306
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,272
[coughs]
307
00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,484
Yeah, I knew. I knew. It's a ridiculous
question to ask. Nobody glows.
308
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,904
Phew! That's a load off.
309
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,908
-Oh, and a word of advice?
-[stall door creaking]
310
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,869
Don't take too long in there, man.
Just… [grunts loudly]
311
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:11,828
Get after it.
312
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,790
[Clark] Let's never do this again.
Thank you! Goodbye!
313
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:19,920
Hi!
314
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,213
Hey, Clark.
315
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,133
Are you, uh… just digging into
a sad little box of lettuce?
316
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,679
Oh, I don't know. There's some fun stuff
in here. There's, like, a crouton.
317
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,474
-I think there was a raisin in here.
-Ooh, a singular raisin.
318
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,185
-Yeah, he didn't last long. I found him.
-[chuckles]
319
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,772
So, uh… how you feelin', Clark?
320
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,232
You're feelin' okay?
321
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,235
Funny you should mention that.
Everyone's mentioning that today.
322
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,239
You know, Tom just asked me
in the bathroom if I glowed.
323
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,700
What? That… fucker.
324
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,035
-What?
-Just, you said Tom and…
325
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:56,248
If I think about Tom, I just think,
"Boy, he's a real fucker."
326
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,751
Oh, I kind of think he's more
of a diamond in the rough type of guy,
327
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,796
but, uh… it's funny
everyone's mentioning that today.
328
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,340
I wonder… I have been feeling
a little bit off.
329
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:09,720
You know, uh… 'Cause--
Only 'cause you brought it up, I was…
330
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:16,018
I was gonna say that I-- I did stop in,
uh, kind of late a few nights ago,
331
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,477
into the office, and, uh…
332
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,897
you-- you did look different.
333
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,357
-Like how so?
-Uh…
334
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,067
I would say… lighter
335
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,652
would be…
336
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,113
-Lighter would be the…
-Oh.
337
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,450
-When you passed out on your scooter?
-Yeah. That.
338
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,161
Oh, my gosh.
339
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,413
Amily?
340
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,458
[gasps]
341
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:44,880
You know, anyway, I'm glad
you kinda stopped in, in the break room.
342
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,924
[clears throat] I had something
I wanted to talk to you about.
343
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,926
-Oh?
-♪ Just stop your cryin' ♪
344
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,512
-♪ It's a sign of the times… ♪
-Do you hear Harry Styles' song?
345
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,056
Because I'm hearing Harry Styles.
346
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,599
Yes, because it's playing.
347
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,726
-Of course I do.
-How is it on?
348
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,188
Tom's probably tinkering around
with his stupid… [whispers] Alexa.
349
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,689
Oh, but doesn't… [whispers] Alexa…
350
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,399
have to play what you ask it to play?
351
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,402
Yeah, but Tom programmed it, so God knows.
352
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,820
Alexa, stop.
353
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,614
[music continues]
354
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,241
-Alexa, stop.
-Alexa, stop.
355
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,159
[music stops]
356
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:20,082
Tom probably programmed it to respond
to some other name or something.
357
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,334
I didn't know you could do that.
Why would he do that?
358
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,877
Because Tom's a big idiot.
359
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,337
Fuck off, Amily.
360
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,632
Stop listening to other people's
conversations, you little prick!
361
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,384
I'd love it if you two would stop
screaming obscenities at each other.
362
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,679
Frisbee, look directly at Tom
and tell him to fuck off.
363
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,224
No, I'm not-- I'm not gonna do that.
364
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,767
Yes. Don't walk away!
365
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,353
I am late for a budget call.
366
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,814
That's a lie. That's not true!
367
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:48,819
God, he runs like a giant toddler.
Why doesn't he move his arms?
368
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,195
I don't know. [laughs]
369
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,696
Um…
370
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:56,576
[quietly] You know, this is probably
not a good time, but I just wanted to--
371
00:17:56,660 --> 00:18:00,789
-I cannot hear a word you're saying.
-Oh. I was trying to keep my volume low
372
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,667
because other people were hearing
and… [whispers] Alexa's listening.
373
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,378
Your volume was internal.
It was not audible.
374
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,506
Got it. This is more of a personal,
um… thing.
375
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,467
I just was wondering,
um, if you'd like to go out sometime?
376
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,178
But with-- but with me, though? Um… I--
377
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,806
I ask because I think you're really nice,
and you're, um…
378
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,558
you're very… you're very lovely,
379
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,935
um, and you're-- you're very bold.
380
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,229
And also, in a non-harassment way,
381
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,566
in the workplace, I wanted just to say
that I think you're not ugly.
382
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,193
-Oh.
-Phew. In an attractiveness way.
383
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,571
Ooh, that's not it. That is not it.
384
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,115
You basically just called me a dude.
385
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,199
And an ugly dude.
386
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,160
Perhaps we could imagine
I'm doing this better.
387
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,079
Could we pretend, perhaps,
that I'm a Brad Pitt? I don't know him.
388
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,749
I should call him Bradley Pitt.
Could we pretend I'm Bradley Pitt
389
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:48,044
doing this how he would do it,
like Bradley Pitt is inside my body?
390
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,880
Oh, that's… Okay.
391
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,716
-Nope. No. No, Bradley--
-It's a different visual.
392
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,926
He's not… Yeah, he's not there, and, uh…
393
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,803
Just, let's wipe our slate clean of that.
394
00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,807
I feel that if I keep talking,
I can dig my way out of this.
395
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:05,395
I don't think there's a shovel
on the planet that can facilitate
396
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,897
the amount of digging you need.
397
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,150
You know what this makes me think of,
or reminds me of,
398
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:17,032
is kind of like… like a quiet meteor,
just kind of screaming towards the Earth.
399
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,118
And you know it's gonna hit.
It's definite. Death is coming.
400
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:24,915
But it's not gonna happen
for, like, 18 months,
401
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,335
so just that torture is dragged out,
402
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,338
uh, almost forever, it feels like.
403
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,132
That's-- that's what it makes me think of.
404
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,384
I'm so deeply sorry.
405
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,345
So, 7:00 tonight?
406
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,972
Oh, what? You wanna go?
407
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,226
Yeah, sounds fun.
408
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:46,853
Cool!
409
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,443
[elevator dings]
410
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:58,698
Cheeky Clark. I can't believe
that he finally asked you out.
411
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:02,410
Nobody believes I saw him glow,
but I did, and I'm gonna get some answers.
412
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,745
Plus, he's got a great can.
413
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,163
-Does he?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
414
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:09,251
Whoa, we gotta pump the brakes.
"Can," uh, is short for buttocks.
415
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,462
And "buttocks" is not allowed.
It's inappropriate work conversation.
416
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,090
I didn't say "buttocks."
You said "buttocks." You took it weird.
417
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,093
-Uh, you--
-Did you tell Tom to fuck off yet?
418
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,888
[scoffs] If we can't say "can,"
we can't say F-word, so no.
419
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,557
Can you tell Tom's buttocks to fuck off?
420
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,726
-Frisbee?
-You know what? I, uh…
421
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,229
-I can't hear you, because I'm too far--
-[loud crash]
422
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,106
-[yelps] Oh!
-[clattering]
423
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,191
[Frisbee] Oh no! Oh no!
424
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:38,697
It's okay. I have… I have drop foot
'cause I have a damaged femoral tendon.
425
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,074
I'm in physical therapy, so it's fine.
426
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,410
-[wails]
-You okay, Frisbee?
427
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,162
I don't even think it's that.
I think it's my ACL.
428
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,291
No, no, it's my foot.
429
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,501
Ooh, she's cramping up!
430
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,627
Oh, my God!
431
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,587
-What are you gonna wear?
-[Frisbee groaning]
432
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,797
I'm gonna try a middle part.
433
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,798
-That'll be cute.
-Yeah.
434
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,342
-I love that for you.
-We're good. We're good.
435
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,344
Whew! Whew!
436
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:06,391
I still can't believe
you don't drink at all.
437
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,726
[laughs] Me neither.
438
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,979
That was such a weird thing to say.
I'm sorry. I don't--
439
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,440
That made no sense.
I think I'm just a little nervous.
440
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,985
Anyway, I wanted
to say early, if it's okay,
441
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:21,114
uh, just in case at some point in
the evening, you wanna flee or anything…
442
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,450
-Okay.
-…that I appreciate you going out with me.
443
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,368
I know it's not a favor,
but I'm just super--
444
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,079
I'm super glad that you said yes
and that we're here.
445
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:32,792
I like that you say shit
that should embarrass you but it doesn't.
446
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,796
Thank you. I… You know…
447
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,175
I think I just say what's on my mind.
448
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,178
Maybe that's just, like,
a product of having no game.
449
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:46,765
No, your game is that you have no game.
450
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:50,185
Oh, thank you for that.
I'll take it. Thank you.
451
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,563
And who knows?
I mean, maybe you did us a favor.
452
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,776
Maybe if you had asked me out, you know,
back then and we would have gone out,
453
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:58,943
it could've gone terribly.
454
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,779
We could've been, like,
violently murdered,
455
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,655
or stabbed, or like, you know,
456
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,824
-drowned, like, bound, gagged…
-Whoa.
457
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:07,243
Assaulted, thrown in a lake, pegged.
458
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,914
So maybe you changed our destiny
for the better.
459
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,832
So, I guess, thank you.
460
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,086
Well, I'm just happy that, uh…
that didn't happen…
461
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,505
-Yeah.
-And that we're here tonight.
462
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:22,425
Hi. Do you guys have any questions at all,
or ready to order?
463
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,511
Uh, I will have the tuna tartare,
464
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:29,099
and I would love three more of the little
tiny, uh, tequila drinks, please.
465
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,351
So three tequila shots?
466
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,437
No. No, no, no, no. Not tequila shots.
467
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,108
I want, um, these little drinking vessels
468
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:41,528
to have tequila put inside of them,
making a tequila drink.
469
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:45,323
Or if this were "Bar-thelona,"
I would thay, uh…
470
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,574
"Treth bambinoth."
471
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:47,659
The three babies.
472
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:51,621
The three babies.
Treth bambinoth, por favor-th.
473
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,581
I'll have those simultaneously.
474
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,084
And it's fine, 'cause
I'm not on a beta blocker tonight.
475
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,085
-Oh good.
-Yeah.
476
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,795
-Wait, what?
-Hmm?
477
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,005
-You ready?
-[Clark] Yes, absolutely.
478
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,216
I think I'll order the chicken,
but I have a question,
479
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:07,345
which is, is it on a rotisserie overnight,
or is it just for a few hours?
480
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,640
There's a question behind the question
before you even answer the first question.
481
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:14,102
I know, I'm sorry,
but how crispy does the skin get?
482
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,813
Because my father and I, um…
483
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,316
we have Thursday night dinners,
and we always make, uh, chicken.
484
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,694
And, uh, really…
Well, it's not always chicken.
485
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,612
But the meals in between making chicken
486
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:28,116
are like the meals that we're wishing
that we could have the roast chicken,
487
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,577
'cause it's such crispy skin.
and it's so delicious.
488
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,455
[voice fading] That's sort of, kinda,
the crux of what I'm getting at,
489
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:36,374
'cause my Dad and I
make roast chicken all the time.
490
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:40,170
What we do is we salt it, or we
air chill it, or both, and sometimes…
491
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,963
♪ Just stop your cryin'… ♪
492
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,592
-♪ It's a sign of the times… ♪
-What's happening? Uh, hey, guys.
493
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,846
-♪ Welcome to the final show… ♪
-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, everybody.
494
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,889
I wanna apologize.
495
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:52,599
♪ Hope you're wearin' your best clothes… ♪
496
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:57,520
I don't know why the song keeps playing.
I don't. I really don't. I'm very…
497
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,564
I apologize. I think this is my fault.
498
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,858
I'm really sorry, everyone.
Really sorry, Amily.
499
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,776
-This is not my intention at all.
-[loud click]
500
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,278
-[song stops]
-[exhales]
501
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:13,620
Cool. So that… stopped. That was my bad.
502
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,956
[ethereal upbeat music playing]
503
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,585
I knew it.
504
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,132
[man vocalizing]