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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎茱蒂還沒醒，醫生認為她應該會沒事

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‎真是好消息

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‎克拉克…

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‎我很遺憾

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‎-你爸一定不會有事的
‎-謝謝

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‎你爸的狀況有新進展了嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎兄弟，過來，我要衝過去給你擁抱

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‎-好吧
‎-對

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‎感受它吧

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‎我們要去吃點心和喝點飲料

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‎要幫你帶什麼嗎？

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‎-不用了
‎-好的

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‎來吧，我們走，你也是

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‎-來吧，湯姆
‎-謝謝

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‎我一直在想一件事

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‎但就是想不通

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‎為什麼神不幫我爸？

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‎他們說神行事深奧莫測

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‎也許這就是祂奧秘的行動呢？

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‎我不明白的是你怎麼不…

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‎當你替房子施法時

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‎怎麼不順便涵蓋桑拿房和後院？

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‎我不會互相推卸責任

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‎反過來，我會怪我自己

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‎我現在就是完全怪你啊

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‎夏彌爾要我保護房子

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‎然後他又親自動手

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‎因為他一定認為
‎我不會完全照他的標準做

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‎但我要幫自己說句話
‎他忘了填N919表格！

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‎只有填了表格我才能

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‎替按摩浴缸
‎戲水游泳池或桑拿房施法

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‎你聽到自己又臭又長鬼扯了嗎？

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‎我很抱歉，克拉克
‎都是我的錯，好嗎？

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‎你爸的事，我很遺憾

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‎我想告訴你
‎這間醫院馬上會成為撒旦禁區

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‎你這是臉不紅氣不喘告訴我們

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‎你還沒在醫院採取任何措施保護我們

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‎雖然你有能力，卻選擇不做

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‎我的意思是
‎我會變通一下，把事情辦妥

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‎天殺的，我要折斷你的腿

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‎-我會硬生生掰成兩半
‎-你最好快去吧

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‎-立刻採取行動
‎-保護我們的安全

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‎-好的，每個角落都不放過
‎-別管文件

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‎-好的
‎-別管文件

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‎我這就去，替整間醫院施法

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‎不先填文件了

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‎無論如何我都會折斷你一條腿

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‎兩位好，我是史蒂文斯醫生

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‎你們是湯普森先生的家屬嗎？

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‎對，他是我爸

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‎我跟他上床

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‎這位，不是裡面那位，那個…

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‎好的，我有個遺憾的消息

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‎由於長時間曝露在高溫下

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‎他的腦部和腎臟受到永久性損傷

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‎我們進行了誘導性昏迷
‎讓他維持穩定狀態

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‎直到我們決定最佳療法

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‎我知道情況不好，但沒料到這麼糟

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‎好吧，我能去看他嗎？

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‎當然可以，沒問題，去吧

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‎-好的，謝謝
‎-謝謝

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‎-需要我的話，我在這裡
‎-好

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‎老爸

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‎很對不起

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‎真的很抱歉，我太晚趕到

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‎我沒能阻止撒旦傷害你

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‎對不起

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‎我應該做得更好

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‎我動作太慢了

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‎我老是慢半拍，對不起

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‎真的很抱歉

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‎（美國完蛋了）

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‎（罪人）

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‎（只有義者是公義）

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‎（相信主）

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‎（相信主必來臨）

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‎瞧瞧，他來了

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‎大騙子本人駕到

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‎假先知！

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‎知道嗎，克拉克，我上了新電視網

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‎美國神聖電視網

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‎簡稱美聖

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‎現在有更多人關注神的獎賞

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‎我們絕不會被你的詭計騙了

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‎你怎麼有膽說
‎每個人對神的看法都是對的？

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‎-每個人對神的看法都是對的
‎-錯了，克拉克

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‎神告訴我的，這是實話

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‎只有我們對神的看法是對的

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‎-只有義者才是公義
‎-沒錯！

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‎只有義者代表公義…

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‎-是的，大聲點！
‎-借過

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‎你別走

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‎只有義者才是公義…

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‎討厭死了

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‎克拉克湯普森又名發光男子
‎重新登上新聞版面

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‎這是《今日美國報》的最新爆料

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‎記者茱蒂米勒最近發布一篇報導

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‎宣稱克拉克湯普森是神的使者

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‎有人嗎？

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‎她還說她目睹了神跡

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‎誰在看電視？

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‎…受到撒旦攻擊，她說撒旦是女性

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‎-說真的，我不是有趣的謀殺對象
‎-嘿！

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‎天啊！

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‎-我的熊地精啊！
‎-對不起，我不是…

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‎你剛才說什麼？

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‎我說熊地精
‎這是《龍與地下城》的可怕怪物

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‎你以為自己快被殺時會喊這句嗎？

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‎把武器交給我好嗎？還是該說魔傘？

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‎謝謝

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‎-你爸怎麼樣？
‎-他沒事

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‎病況嚴重，但狀態穩定

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‎醫生說如果有任何變化
‎會傳簡訊通知我

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‎所以我才想回家沖個澡

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‎我很高興看到妳在屋裡
‎我以為我上鎖了

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‎反正我老是待在這裡

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‎而且房子施了法
‎我們在屋裡安全無虞

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‎所以我自己打了一把鑰匙

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‎說得通

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‎我還把家當都帶來了
‎想說我們就同居吧

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‎太棒了

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‎還有，不管怎麼說

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‎我發現一件事很有趣

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‎我不打算跟那個開卡車的傢伙約會了

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‎妳知道，我也很喜歡開車

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‎開車是我的嗜好之一
‎也許這就是我們這麼親近的原因

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‎我幫你做了點東西，煮了吃的

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‎我猜你餓了，醫院伙食很難吃

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‎所以我幫你做了家常料理

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‎我在幹嘛？天啊

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‎我在做什麼？給你

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‎我不知道你想怎麼開動，所以…

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‎我把熱狗切碎
‎煮了很久，所以外皮都脫落了

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‎我覺得很有巧思

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‎底下鋪了一層燕麥
‎因為我找不到整盒馬鈴薯泥

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‎我想這應該…

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‎只要攪拌均勻，應該很可口

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‎看起來有點像妙趣橫生的斷指

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‎我也有同感，就像短胖的血淋淋腳趾

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‎好像蠻有意思的

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‎還有蛋白質和碳水化合物

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‎-就像生生不息的餐盤
‎-外加蔬菜，那是番茄醬

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‎我等不及想大快朵頤

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‎有點凝固了

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‎這滋味…

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‎真帶勁

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‎可能是醬油

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‎我就知道那是醬油味，不是嗎？

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‎很高興你喜歡

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‎我現在沒有狼吞虎嚥

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‎只是因為我想去沖澡
‎洗掉醫院的氣味

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‎當然好，整個早上
‎電視都在播你的新聞

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‎有用嗎？茱蒂的報導奏效了嗎？

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‎沒有，抱歉

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‎觀眾看起來不買帳

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‎我不明白為什麼
‎但人們只願意相信他們想信的事

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‎可惡

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‎那我該怎麼辦？好吧

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‎我不需要在醫院留守

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‎但我也不想待在家
‎外面人山人海，太可怕了

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‎-我該洗個澡，跟妳去上班嗎？
‎-糟糕，我一直忘記我有工作

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‎不，不是騙人把戲

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‎不了，謝謝，我不會那樣對自己

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‎我也不確定身體能否承受

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‎謝謝你致電艾瑞斯塔公司

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‎-嘿，老兄
‎-嘿

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‎散播神旨的事進行得怎麼樣？

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‎不太順利，我一直聯絡新聞編輯
‎和其他人，大家都當我是騙子

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‎就連辦公室同事也這麼想
‎他們明明看過我發光

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‎太離譜了，別理他們，沒關係

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‎我有個好消息

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‎我家鄉的《豐盛灣時報》
‎刊登了關於你的一小篇報導

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‎“騙子”

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‎-對
‎-積少成多對嗎？

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‎-當然了
‎-謝謝

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‎我還想說
‎克拉克，你父親的事我很遺憾

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‎-謝謝
‎-總之，我有東西要給你

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‎-真假？
‎-我知道你最近吃了不少苦

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‎小小意思不成敬意，打開看看

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‎是蠟燭

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‎你可以點燃

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‎-我喜歡
‎-純天然的

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‎-非常感謝，太棒了
‎-不客氣

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‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

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‎的確是味道超天然的蠟燭

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‎天殺的，你個這陰險的禽獸

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‎-棘手的魔術方塊啊？
‎-何止棘手？

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‎它有12個面

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‎是之前魔術方塊的兩倍
‎所以難度高了48倍

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‎但我必須破解，是溫蒂送我的

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‎這樣啊，看起來你們進展很順利

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‎抱歉，我不是有意打探隱私

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‎你沒有打探，只是…
‎簡單一句，我希望如此

196
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,268
‎-她覺得我很好
‎-你的確是好人

197
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,269
‎多謝

198
00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,731
‎-糟了
‎-什麼？

199
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,944
‎我又陷入跟今天早上一樣的難題

200
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,071
‎也可能是昨晚，我不確定

201
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,116
‎時空對這個魔術方塊來說毫無意義

202
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,201
‎這真的是魔術方塊嗎？你覺得呢？

203
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,328
‎它有數不清的面，對吧？

204
00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,831
‎有無窮盡的排列組合可能性

205
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,624
‎我連哪一面朝上都不知道

206
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,876
‎也許沒有朝上的一面

207
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:12,756
‎也許沒有朝上的一面

208
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,009
‎-我不知道
‎-天啊，克拉克，太聰明了

209
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:20,305
‎也許它沒有上面，也許我也沒有上面

210
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,267
‎對吧？也許上就是下，下就是上
‎而我應該…

211
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,811
‎也許我應該換個方式做，我只是…

212
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,814
‎莫辛有點太正經八百了

213
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:32,067
‎也許我需要冷靜下來
‎放鬆一點，跳跳舞什麼的

214
00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:35,279
‎不如來點音樂
‎你可以幫我播放音樂吧？

215
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,489
‎-像是放一首…
‎-算了，你知道嗎？

216
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,284
‎對不起，你不必這麼做
‎你已經夠忙了

217
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,954
‎老天，湯姆不在，辦公室太安靜了

218
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,040
‎我不想這麼說
‎但少了湯姆和飛盤大叔，四周靜悄悄

219
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:50,377
‎靜得難以破解魔術方塊
‎他們去哪裡了？

220
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:53,046
‎我知道湯姆在醫院看顧我爸

221
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,340
‎因為他不信飛盤大叔能防撒旦闖入

222
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,303
‎惡魔還是凡人？

223
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,805
‎你不得通…

224
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,349
‎是黛安啊，當然可以，妳可以通過

225
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,059
‎今天過得愉快嗎？

226
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,771
‎知道最怪的是什麼嗎？

227
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:12,900
‎這一切聽起來再也不離譜了
‎也許我們都已經神經錯亂

228
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,318
‎你覺得呢？我不知道

229
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:19,615
‎你覺得飛盤大叔
‎真的參加星際天神大戰嗎？

230
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,785
‎-真的很難想像
‎-是啊，他很不愛動

231
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,580
‎-但我有點問題
‎-什麼事？

232
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:27,748
‎就是…

233
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,374
‎-是魔術方塊嗎？
‎-是這個

234
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,460
‎那是什麼？

235
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,254
‎天啊，該不會是你要…

236
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:38,634
‎是你必須摧毀的東西嗎？
‎神交付的任務嗎？還是…

237
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,177
‎老天，那是什麼味道？

238
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,386
‎蓋回去！

239
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,349
‎是蠟燭，溫蒂送我的

240
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,643
‎蠟燭有味道，因為它是天然的

241
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,353
‎天然得太可怕了

242
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,980
‎-聞起來像男人的老二…
‎-你們好

243
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:57,069
‎嗨，我只是拿妳送我的蠟燭給莫辛看

244
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,488
‎太好了，很高興你喜歡
‎我得回去工作了

245
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,741
‎是啊，這裡應該有人認真做點事

246
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,786
‎沒錯，看看你

247
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,205
‎正在解魔術方塊，對吧？

248
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:12,167
‎蠟燭、魔術方塊，溫蒂無所不在

249
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,877
‎無所不在…

250
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,799
‎這只是回應你剛才的話

251
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,592
‎-好喔
‎-很有趣

252
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,010
‎好，我要閃了

253
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,933
‎-你幹嘛拖我下水？
‎-我不是故意的，但現在你躲不掉了

254
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,854
‎我不能把它放在桌上，會熏死人
‎我要去探望我爸，這該怎麼辦？

255
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,731
‎-我有個計畫
‎-謝天謝地

256
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,573
‎-好，然後呢？
‎-就這樣，這就是計畫

257
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,033
‎你的計畫只是把蠟燭
‎帶來飛盤大叔的辦公室？

258
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,536
‎有時候，簡單的計畫就是最好的計畫

259
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:52,457
‎我們告訴溫蒂為了妥善保存
‎把蠟燭擺在飛盤大叔的桌上

260
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,627
‎好吧，你能告訴她嗎？
‎我不太喜歡說謊

261
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,297
‎（湯姆真差勁！好一點了）

262
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,423
‎嘿，陌生人

263
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,841
‎-嗨！
‎-怎麼樣啊？

264
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,426
‎就是老樣子囉

265
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,846
‎跟平常一樣
‎再加上一堆稀奇古怪的事

266
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,848
‎等等之類的

267
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,684
‎知道嗎，兩天前

268
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,312
‎克拉克說他愛我，所以…

269
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,358
‎天哪，艾蜜莉

270
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,237
‎太好了！

271
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,989
‎妳回他什麼？

272
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,407
‎沒有

273
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,993
‎這樣啊，好吧

274
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,915
‎也許他太快跟妳告白了？

275
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,085
‎也許妳沒有同感，真尷尬

276
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,463
‎我不知道，這就是詭異之處

277
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,132
‎我對自己的言行向來很篤定

278
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,259
‎就算不確定自己在說什麼

279
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:47,304
‎我還是會裝出
‎胸有成竹的樣子勇往直前

280
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,597
‎現在我搬去…

281
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,725
‎我搬去跟人同居，但卻不…

282
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,478
‎我不確定自己的感覺

283
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,941
‎搬去跟一個妳不確定感覺的人同居

284
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,526
‎很像妳的作風，我必須這麼說

285
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,612
‎是啊，謝囉

286
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,529
‎不客氣

287
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,532
‎妳沒回應克拉克生氣了嗎？

288
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,328
‎不，他沒生氣

289
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,581
‎他說他不需要我回應

290
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,584
‎然後在那同時

291
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,630
‎他讓一束枯萎的花復活了

292
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:23,632
‎哇喔

293
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:24,967
‎是啊

294
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:30,347
‎最荒謬的是
‎聽到克拉克讓枯死的花起死回生

295
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,849
‎我不再覺得荒謬了

296
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,101
‎就是說啊

297
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,982
‎聽著，至少妳有點喜歡克拉克吧？

298
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:40,983
‎我是說…

299
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,361
‎有什麼不喜歡的？就是…

300
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,990
‎妳知道我不擅長

301
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,409
‎體會自己的感受

302
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:51,910
‎但是…

303
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,831
‎我擔心他，他肩負重任

304
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:56,748
‎沒錯

305
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,712
‎我覺得妳應該對自己寬容些

306
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,714
‎靜觀其變

307
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,590
‎因為看樣子

308
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:11,430
‎我們是唯一知道再過不久

309
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,806
‎世界末日可能降臨的人

310
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,182
‎-對吧？我知道
‎-是啊

311
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,101
‎謝謝妳，溫蒂

312
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,438
‎不客氣，抱歉把氣氛弄得很沉重

313
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,648
‎襯衫很漂亮，妳看起來明亮動人

314
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,359
‎謝謝

315
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:27,863
‎（克拉克是魔鬼）

316
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,199
‎很遺憾沒能帶來更好的消息

317
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,577
‎但他的病情並沒有好轉

318
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,789
‎他的腎臟嚴重受損
‎還有難以評估的腦部損傷

319
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,833
‎現在還不用

320
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,754
‎但我們可能很快要開始討論醫療選項

321
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,175
‎我不打擾了

322
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:49,801
‎謝謝

323
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,438
‎夏彌爾，你聽得到嗎？

324
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,441
‎拜託，你在聽嗎？

325
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,572
‎夏彌爾，拜託回答我

326
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:15,410
‎我要把你砍成碎片，拿來剔牙！

327
00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:17,162
‎聽起來毫無邏輯

328
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,665
‎非常合理

329
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:23,627
‎妳這個瘋婆子

330
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,003
‎謝謝

331
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,094
‎一記手刺

332
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,098
‎喂！這是SC型號！
‎經典款，沒辦法換新！

333
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,725
‎各位，桌子是禁區，中立地帶

334
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,686
‎飛盤大叔！

335
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,106
‎告訴克拉克我現在無法下凡

336
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,942
‎我正忙著保命

337
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,779
‎糟糕，你流血了嗎？你從來沒流過血

338
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,531
‎現在流了

339
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:58,745
‎使出盾牌

340
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,667
‎我要他媽的殺了你

341
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,710
‎夏彌爾，我真的需要你幫忙

342
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,548
‎我需要你立刻幫忙
‎如果你聽得見，請回應

343
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,175
‎-求你了
‎-快點，飛盤大叔，告訴克拉克

344
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:16,388
‎我沒空，我必須做筆記
‎確保大家遵守規則

345
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,015
‎舉例來說，你剛剛用劍突刺

346
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,976
‎符合SS151規定

347
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,311
‎做得很好，所以我會加2分

348
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,271
‎閉嘴，飛盤大叔

349
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,567
‎剛才是誰掉入無底深淵？

350
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,402
‎是巴塔摩嗎？

351
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:31,945
‎還是巴弗滅？

352
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,582
‎再見，賤人

353
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,753
‎可惡，夏彌爾

354
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,512
‎他怎麼樣？

355
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,183
‎可能有點惡化

356
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,605
‎嘿，謝謝你照顧我爸

357
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,023
‎開什麼玩笑呢？

358
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,733
‎我很樂意

359
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:15,030
‎而且我不相信飛盤大叔
‎會幫什麼東西施法

360
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,490
‎更別提整間醫院了，拜託

361
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,493
‎雖然我讀過《哈利波特》的重點整理

362
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,704
‎還是不確定施法的意思

363
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,415
‎但也許這表示我需要讀完整套

364
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,960
‎但總共有十本，所以我想還是算了吧

365
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,839
‎你好像累壞了

366
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:35,258
‎你要不要回家補個眠？

367
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,053
‎不，當然不用

368
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:41,806
‎我在站崗
‎在你需要的時候我必須站出來

369
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:45,185
‎你替主辦事，所以我要承擔你的工作

370
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,938
‎希望這樣行得通

371
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,858
‎行得通…通…

372
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:55,153
‎我想你昏睡了，有點神智不清

373
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,905
‎知道嗎？也許我要…

374
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,823
‎我去買杯咖啡

375
00:19:58,907 --> 00:19:59,908
‎好

376
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,910
‎劍交給我，對

377
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,536
‎我來保管

378
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,005
‎知道嗎，我一直在想

379
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,968
‎也許我不適合服事神的工作
‎我是說…

380
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,346
‎很顯然我並不擅長，責任太沉重了

381
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,682
‎到處都有人受傷

382
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,267
‎而且情況可能持續下去

383
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,228
‎怎麼說呢，我不知道，那很…

384
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:32,315
‎壓得我喘不過氣
‎一定有人比我更適任

385
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,692
‎克拉克，神欽點了你

386
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,238
‎我們憑什麼說神選錯了？
‎我不認為神選錯人

387
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,282
‎我覺得神選對了

388
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,827
‎我知道如果我真的需要

389
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,620
‎有人做對的事

390
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,498
‎我也會選你

391
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,586
‎我總是忘記哪一天要倒垃圾

392
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,381
‎真的

393
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,385
‎我都把垃圾丟在鄰居家庭院，所以…

394
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,471
‎這也是一種方法

395
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,557
‎這不是重點

396
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,978
‎也許你擔心不知道哪天該倒垃圾

397
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,604
‎但我連想都沒想過

398
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:16,318
‎不管怎樣，妳看人的眼光可能很差

399
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,321
‎-對，我很不會挑男人
‎-也許是

400
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,448
‎那是什麼味道？

401
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,325
‎兩位，你們好嗎？

402
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,035
‎溫蒂，那是什麼味道？

403
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,119
‎味道？

404
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:30,123
‎我不知道，整體來說我的嗅覺很遲鈍

405
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,709
‎都怪我該死的表妹莫妮卡

406
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,379
‎在我們11歲時
‎激我把兩根點燃的仙女棒插進鼻孔

407
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,464
‎可惡的臭三八

408
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,884
‎總之，我離題了
‎克拉克，你忘了拿蠟燭

409
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,887
‎我看到你把它放在
‎飛盤大叔的辦公室，我不…

410
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,890
‎-天啊！
‎-不！

411
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,058
‎蓋上！

412
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,517
‎蓋上？這樣啊

413
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,894
‎很抱歉她發現了

414
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,063
‎那味道就像整支橄欖球隊

415
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,732
‎被迫擠在一個小房間

416
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,859
‎而且他們只能吃羊肉香腸

417
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:01,821
‎並共用一件從沒洗過的下體護具

418
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:05,325
‎而那個下體護具被重新製成

419
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:07,702
‎那塊蠟燭

420
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,912
‎真的有那麼臭嗎？

421
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:12,540
‎-確實很不好聞
‎-看看莫辛

422
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,667
‎莫辛一副快吐的樣子

423
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,712
‎-味道像男人更衣間裡最噁的角落
‎-也就是蛋蛋

424
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,464
‎像蛋蛋的味道

425
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,966
‎我是在地面下

426
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,511
‎盛夏時期，瀰漫紐約地鐵裡的

427
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,428
‎睪丸味

428
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,515
‎我不明白，上面明明寫氣味溫和

429
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,644
‎不，那是“私密氣味”

430
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,939
‎是法文生殖器的意思

431
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,609
‎誰會做出生殖器味道的蠟燭？真噁心

432
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,860
‎法國人

433
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,615
‎（淡式義式濃縮咖啡）

434
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,579
‎市面上其實有一大堆奇怪味道的蠟燭

435
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:52,747
‎有些聞起來蹄子

436
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,334
‎-什麼樣的蹄子？
‎-不知道，上面只寫蹄子

437
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,628
‎完全沒概念

438
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,756
‎湯姆在哪裡？

439
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:03,967
‎我不知道

440
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,136
‎我剛才好像看到他在這裡

441
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,223
‎他累壞了，應該沒睡在地上吧？

442
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:11,975
‎湯姆？

443
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,686
‎-人們真變態
‎-是啊，真的

444
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:16,229
‎湯姆！

445
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,939
‎-天啊，他是…
‎-湯姆西

446
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,535
‎嘿，兄弟

447
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,414
‎你好嗎？

448
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,125
‎老實說不好

449
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,711
‎你在這裡待了很久

450
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,088
‎也許該回家休息了

451
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:44,048
‎你應該放輕鬆點

452
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,968
‎你得補充維他命C，兄弟

453
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,637
‎抱歉，聽聽你們說的什麼話

454
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,807
‎不行，我必須待著，這是我的職責

455
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,144
‎好嗎？聽著，不管事情有多糟…

456
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,481
‎而且鳥事的確會發生
‎但克拉克，撒旦想害死你爸

457
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:03,651
‎還想幹掉那個記者
‎而她寫的報導正是我們需要的

458
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:04,819
‎但卻沒人相信她

459
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:08,573
‎天使和惡魔正在另一個維度空間大戰

460
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,241
‎而神的陣營節節敗退

461
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,952
‎神怎麼可能會輸？

462
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,790
‎我真的很難理解這一切

463
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,752
‎克拉克，看看你爸

464
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,259
‎他的狀況很糟，老實說…

465
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:31,137
‎我也是

466
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:34,098
‎湯姆

467
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:49,906
‎你是誰？

468
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,075
‎老爸

469
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,245
‎我叫湯姆，我是湯姆

470
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,039
‎你們看到了嗎？

471
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,207
‎我的眼淚

472
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,834
‎你們看到了嗎？
‎我就像那傢伙，叫什麼來著誰？

473
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,921
‎施洗者聖約翰
‎我就像施洗者聖約翰！

474
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,006
‎因為我用我的眼淚為你施洗

475
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,466
‎對吧？我是施洗者聖約翰！

476
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,884
‎施洗者聖約翰沒有…

477
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,803
‎好吧，算了

478
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,098
‎做得好，湯姆

479
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,308
‎很棒，湯姆

480
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:21,312
‎-湯姆！
‎-今天你值得喝采

481
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,273
‎-湯姆！
‎-我！

482
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:24,691
‎對，是我！

483
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:26,776
‎我的天哪

484
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,697
‎天啊，你居然做到了

485
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:06,959
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