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[ethereal music playing]
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[Judy] When I first wrote about
Clark Thompson, the man who glows,
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I had in my mind the inspiration of,
"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus."
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I had a thousand excuses as to why Clark
couldn't possibly be a messenger of God
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before I met him.
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Because even though I personally
do believe in God and Santa Claus,
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seeing true evidence
seemed somehow impossible.
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But after meeting Clark
and experiencing his peculiar powers,
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I can honestly say
that I do believe in God.
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And I do believe
that Clark is his latest messenger.
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Whether anyone chooses to believe me
in the face of overwhelming evidence,
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including the arrival of the Four Horsemen
of the Apocalypse, is their business.
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But no matter how many clicks I get,
I know this is the truth.
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[Throp] Now this Clark Thompson
even has his friends
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pretending to be
the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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It's horsepeople, you dick!
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[Throp] I mean,
this madness has got to stop!
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I've created a bit of a catchphrase
recently. You might have heard it.
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-[man] Right, Reverend. That's right!
-Only the righteous are right.
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-[woman] Yeah!
-And it's true.
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Only those who believe in Christ
in the correct way are right.
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But, Reverend, by that logic,
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what do you say
to all the Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus,
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and followers of the Jewish faith?
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-[woman] Speak the truth!
-[man] Jesus saves!
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I would advise every single one of them
to convert to Christianity immediately,
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unless they wish to burn in Hell forever
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-in everlasting torment and pain.
-[man] Amen!
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God bless you all.
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[all chattering]
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-That was harsh.
-Oh! That was great. I have chills.
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Oh! [laughs]
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-Thank you, Satalinda.
-Oh!
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It takes a strong man to speak such truth,
don't you think?
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Very strong. Great presence.
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-Well…
-Trust me.
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-Oh, well, I do. For everything.
-[Satan laughs]
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-And great for ratings.
-Yes.
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[both laughing]
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Listen, we're gonna be
doing some more interviews soon.
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I just have a few fires I need to put out.
Maybe start a few too.
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Ooh!
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-You take care, Margie.
-Uh…
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No-- It's Maggie.
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God, I like her. She's good people.
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-You lookin' at my cards?
-No, but you need to…
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-I know.
-Okay, I've got another one. Four down.
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A three-letter word for "hen."
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-Hen.
-It fits.
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[Tom] Knock, knock. Who's there?
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It's us. Hi.
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-Hey! I didn't know you were coming.
-Hi.
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Yeah, I, um… I asked them.
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I figured when Satan is FaceTiming
your fella and threatening to kill him,
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and torture all of our souls for eternity,
it's time to call in the troops.
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I'll tell ya something else. It's not
every day you get to whoop Satan's ass.
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-You know? Come on. Who's with me?
-Whoa, whoa.
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-[Wendy] Don't hurt yourself, Tom.
-Tom…
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Go easy.
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Uh… And I don't think
you wanna be fighting Satan, buddy.
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Tell you the truth, no. I mean,
that's boss level, hard mode, right?
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And I'm really not that good a fighter.
She'll tell you.
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You're not great.
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I'm also hoping that God is listening
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and sees that I'm trying to be really
brave, even though it's quite terrifying.
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-Hey, that has to count for something.
-I hope--
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-Hey, gang.
-[all] Oh!
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-[Amily screams]
-Frisbee!
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-[all sigh]
-Wait, wait. This guy's an angel?
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-Indeed I am.
-You must be a… a mid-level angel, right?
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-How did you know that?
-The tie.
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Mental note about the tie.
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Can you even get any air
with those stubby little chicken wings?
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Yes, I can. But I need a push
to go in a certain direction.
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-Are you okay, Frisbee?
-Yeah, I think so.
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What about Chamuel?
Satan said she killed him.
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[Frisbee] I don't know.
When I returned, Satan was there.
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And she was holding
a sword that had blood on it.
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-[Clark] Oh, God. Oh my God.
-[Tom] Oh, no.
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But I didn't see Chamuel.
I didn't see Chamuel's body.
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And she is known to fib.
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But that is not why I'm here.
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Guys, I have to tell you, the spell that
is keeping Satan out of this hospital…
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-It expires at dawn.
-Uh…
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What? Why?
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I'll be straight with you.
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-It better not be paperwork!
-It has to do with paperwork.
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-Oh my God.
-Oh--
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-[Amily] Come on!
-[Wendy] Come on! God!
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-[rumbling]
-Oh no. Something bad. I gotta go.
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-[all gasp]
-[Tom] Wait, wait, wait!
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[all groan]
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-Come on!
-What?
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I have to use the restroom.
-Copy that, buddy. I'll come with you.
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No, thank you.
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Look what I got. Who wants coffee?
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-Oh.
-Wow.
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Thank you.
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-Decaf. Nice.
-[Famine] Cheers.
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Doughnut?
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Doughnut?
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This is one of your jokes, isn't it?
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-[chuckles]
-I'm Famine.
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Just having a little
coffee and doughnuts, are we?
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-Not doin' the work at hand?
-Oh, we don't take questions from ladies.
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Oh! [laughs]
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-Smack!
-Ah!
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Well, now you do, shit-mouth.
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-Do you know who you're talking to?
-I'm sorry, Satan.
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I didn't recognize you in this form.
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You're a filthy sewer mouth.
I don't accept your apology.
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Why aren't you ushering in the apocalypse?
I mean, you're here, aren't you?
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So let's make with the devastation, huh?
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We-- we got orders to come here and begin.
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But now we have other orders
to await further instructions.
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-And who's giving the orders?
-I… Well, I…
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-Answer the question.
-[choking]
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Both sides are.
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[growling]
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[War] We're here to do the job
as per Lucifer's command.
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-He brought us here.
-[Satan] Uh-huh.
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But now the other side
has told us to stand down.
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So who are you going to listen to?
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Well, we don't know.
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The war in Heaven's unsettled.
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And it's pretty uncertain who the hell
is exactly in charge right now.
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We are largely here for the pageantry.
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[gasps] The pageantry!
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Oh, listen to you, Miss America.
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The pageantry!
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Okay!
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Well, well, well.
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Your name is War!
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So which one of you assholes
is gonna burn the fuck out of the Earth?
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-[Death] Uh…
-[groans]
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Well, could someone help me
get in that building?
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Well, it's my understanding that
the structure has been Harry Pottered.
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-I guess you're out of luck.
-Shut up.
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Fine. I'll just go kill Clark myself.
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That's why I don't date demons.
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-[grunts]
-[man] Hey, what are you doing?
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-[Satan yells]
-[man groans]
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-One stroppy bitch, isn't she?
-[Pestilence] Think so.
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Okay, I got this. Don't worry about it.
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Hi. How you doin'? I'm Death.
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Okay, you haven't got long to go.
Okay. You're dead. Good. He's dead.
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[sighs] This could really be the end.
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[whoosh]
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-Hi!
-Oh, sweetie.
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[chuckles]
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-You're alive!
-Oh, yes.
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Chamuel is with us too.
Though I have seen him in better shape.
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Satan lied, honey.
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You do know that she used to be
on our side? Perfect angel.
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And then she turned.
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Now she's a really bad duck.
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So happy to see you. First of all,
without you, there's nothing.
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Oh!
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And really wish I'd done a better job
getting your message out.
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You could have done better, but you also
could have done worse, you know?
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-The skywriter misspelled a lot of words.
-I know.
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But that's not the real problem.
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The problem is that, these days,
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a lot of folks don't really even
care if there's a God at all.
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[chuckles]
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh… Oh.
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-Think that would be easier for you.
-[both chuckle]
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Not really great with the physical plane.
Yeah.
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Clark, the war in Heaven
isn't going in the right direction.
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It ain't over yet, but if I don't set
my full attention to it,
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Lucifer could take over.
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And I might not have
a chance to have any say
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in whether I'm okay with that or not.
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So I'm going to be out of pocket
for a while.
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-You'll be on your own.
-Oh.
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That's not perfect at all.
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Well, it is what it is, you know?
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So you need to grab your girl, Amily,
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and get out of here as fast as you can,
because I might need you later.
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Okay.
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Was Amily chosen too?
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Oh, yes.
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I brought her to you and you to her.
She's good people.
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Anyway, you need to get out while you can.
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And then figure out some sort of a way
to get my message across better. Okay?
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Right. If you wanted to tell me how
to do it exactly,
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this would be a great time.
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You will know when you know.
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-Wanna try something fun?
-Sure.
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I'm going to tell you
where you need to go next.
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That's so cool!
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-Fun, right?
-It's in my brain!
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[chuckles] Anyway,
I've gotta scoot and, uh…
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either save the world or not.
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-Cheerio.
-Cheerio.
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No coffee this time. Okay. [sighs]
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-[phones ringing]
-[distant chatter]
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Hi.
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Hey. Where…
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You were in the bathroom
for three and a half hours.
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I looked in the bathroom several times.
No one was there.
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Well, I was in there. I was…
I was talking to God.
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-What? Okay.
-[Pop] Wow.
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Every time I don't follow you
into the bathroom, you talk to the boss.
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Why doesn't God just quickly kill Satan,
and then we can all go home?
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-I don't think it's that easy.
-Oh, gosh. Okay.
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I think the Lord helps those who
help themselves, so I've heard, and, uh…
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Well, God told me to run away.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, I gotta go.
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So, uh, do you wanna run away with me?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Really?
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I got nothin' else to do.
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Thanks. That's amazing.
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Um… And helpful,
because, uh, you've been chosen too.
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-God said that about me?
-[Clark] Mm-hmm.
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-[Mohsin] What?
-That's awesome.
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I always knew you had it in you.
Well done.
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[Pop] Oh, what a beautiful moment.
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Where's my-- where's my phone?
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-Oh…
-Here.
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-Here you go.
-Dad…
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You know, I, uh… I might not see you
for a while,
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so I'm gonna take this picture.
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-Okay.
-[Pop] Yeah.
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-I'm so proud of you.
-Yeah. I'll be in touch, though.
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I know. But you gotta--
You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
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-It's low. Raise that camera up.
-[Pop] Okay, pose for me.
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-Pose for me.
-Pretty low.
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-With beautiful Amily.
-Lift it slightly.
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-Stop saying "pose."
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-It'd help me feel less posed.
-Just click it.
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-I'm only seeing myself.
-[Wendy] Oh, um…
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-[Mohsin] Yeah.
-Wait, what?
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-Just press the middle button.
-Flip it?
237
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,730
-[Wendy] No, that side--
-[Mohsin] No…
238
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,732
[Wendy] Back around
and just hit the center one.
239
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,694
I think my smile's turning weird.
I'm holding it too long.
240
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,153
-[Wendy] Quickly.
-And click.
241
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,656
-Yeah, I know how to use a phone.
-Beg your pardon.
242
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,741
-[Amily] Hold it up.
-[Tom] I could make a boomerang.
243
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,742
Got it.
244
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,452
Could you text that to me?
245
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,662
That's your phone, sir.
246
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,455
Oh, right. [chuckles]
247
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,582
I'm sorry. Can't we all go?
248
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,168
[sighs] Sorry. God only mentioned Amily.
249
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,506
I guess that we're pretty much mincemeat
in the eyes of God now, aren't we?
250
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,424
-No.
-We are.
251
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,385
I think-- I think God
just wants you guys all to stay safe.
252
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,678
That's nice.
253
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,847
[sighs] Well, what do you think?
254
00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:23,183
Ready to get goin'?
I think I know where we're supposed to go.
255
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,895
-God just implanted it in your head?
-Yeah, I even know the route.
256
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,440
-Which is kind of neat.
-That's very cool.
257
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:32,818
-Where are you going?
-I can't tell you, Mohsin. It's not safe.
258
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,988
-God. You sound so cool saying that.
-And I thank you so very much.
259
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,116
If it's not safe, I'm not letting you
go anywhere. Not without me.
260
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,870
-I need you to do something important.
-Of course. Anything.
261
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,205
Look after my cats.
They mean the world to me.
262
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:49,501
And just FYI, Skittles loves beer,
and Honey really loves tequila.
263
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,463
Do you give my cats,
like, a lot of alcohol, or…
264
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,173
Oh, what do you consider a lot?
265
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,550
I guess any would be a lot with a cat.
266
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,970
-Please don't give them alcohol.
-Oh, shit. The sun's coming up.
267
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,514
Frisbee said we'd lose
our Harry Potter at dawn.
268
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,938
[people scream]
269
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,072
Who puts a time limit
on Harry Pottering stuff?
270
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,329
-Okay, that can't be good.
-No.
271
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,414
[distant voices shouting]
272
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,344
-Let's go this way.
-Okay. Okay.
273
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,845
[Amily] Oh, God…
274
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,263
-Oh!
-That's a pull.
275
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,515
Yeah, that's a pull!
276
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,016
[Clark] Let's go.
277
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:55,067
[yelling]
278
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,361
[people shouting]
279
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,321
Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
280
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,536
-Sorry!
-[Clark] Excuse us.
281
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,134
[Satan growling]
282
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,553
[man grunting]
283
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,519
Come on, go. Come on, come on!
284
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,688
[crowd clamoring]
285
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:36,733
Well, well, well. It seems the charlatan
shall always run away from the light.
286
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,696
You cannot avert the eyes of AOHN
from your evil ways.
287
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,115
Do you guys actually believe
your own bullshit?
288
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,032
Amily.
289
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,494
I'm so sorry
that you lost your parents so young.
290
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,414
And I'm really sorry
that your aunt was so horrible to you,
291
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,291
saying that you'd never be worth anything.
292
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,835
That's why you always
pick lint off your shirt,
293
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,712
because she always said you were dirty.
294
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,213
I'm really sorry.
295
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,924
How did you know that?
I've never told anyone that.
296
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,552
Deos te absolves.
297
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,597
God forgives me?
298
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,473
Liquore alais linguia?
299
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,226
Yes. You are speaking
a different language.
300
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,853
Am I translating Latin for you?
301
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,063
-How did you do that?
-I don't know.
302
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,527
I've memorized the exit plans.
There's seven exits in total.
303
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:21,737
Which one do we take?
304
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,324
The front door. It's the most obvious.
She would never think we would choose it.
305
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,951
I mean, I-- I think. Or-- I'm not sure.
306
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,454
If it's okay,
I'm gonna kiss you right now.
307
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,290
-Ooh! Uh… Well, um, that's perfectly…
-Okay.
308
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,421
Uh… Kids.
309
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,508
Hey. Uh, hey. We gotta go.
310
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,428
-Right. Imminent death. Okay, let's go.
-Yeah.
311
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,846
Excuse me! Uh…
312
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,431
-Thank you so much for that.
-It's okay.
313
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,601
[Frisbee] Oh, no. God.
314
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,560
Hey, buddy.
315
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,729
It's great to see ya again.
316
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,357
You ready to come join our team?
317
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,068
No. No.
318
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:05,489
I am here to watch over Clark.
And that's what I'm going to do.
319
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,532
Even though they don't respect you?
320
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:13,872
Our side can give you stuff.
All kinds of stuff.
321
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:15,749
Like a room
322
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,626
full of files
323
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,588
that never ever ends.
324
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:23,966
Well…
325
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,718
-That sounds really good, honestly.
-Mm-hmm.
326
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,553
But you're also the Lord of Lies.
327
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,681
[growls]
328
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,933
So I'm gonna stay on track, and…
329
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,894
I don't wanna hurt you,
but I have been known--
330
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,062
[groans]
331
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,691
I was saying-- Oof! Oh!
332
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,068
-[groans]
-Wow.
333
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,820
-That stung.
-Frisbee!
334
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,699
How are you taking this much punishment?
It's very impressive.
335
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,868
It's a funny story. If we could
stop fighting, we could talk about it.
336
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,204
-[groans]
-I don't have that time.
337
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,164
But can I ask you something?
338
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,750
-Oh--
-Can we always stay friends?
339
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,169
You're so pretty. [choking]
340
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:02,254
I know.
341
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,630
-[grunts]
-[gasps]
342
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,757
[crowd exclaiming]
343
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,342
-[Frisbee groans]
-[all gasp]
344
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,012
-[screams]
-Well, that Frisbee didn't fly.
345
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,430
[clicks teeth]
346
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,223
[groans]
347
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,934
Oh my God. Throp, listen to me.
348
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,771
That man that has smashed
on top of that ambulance is an angel.
349
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,440
He's an actual angel of God.
350
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,401
We can't stay here. It's not safe
for Clark. So will you help him?
351
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,195
Will you help him?
352
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,700
Somebody help me with that man!
353
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,870
-[all yelling]
-[Amily] Move! Move!
354
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,330
I think this is all gonna work.
355
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,957
-Whoo!
-[both yell]
356
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,876
[Satan laughs]
357
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,627
Worked for me.
358
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,213
I'm going to kill all of you
359
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,799
and then suck the marrow
out of your souls.
360
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,510
I feel bad for you.
361
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,388
[mimics Wendy]
Oh, you do feel so bad for me?
362
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,307
I've seen inside your heart.
363
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,643
You want those other demons
to respect you.
364
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,188
You want for them to look up to you.
365
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,067
You shouldn't be here
finishing off weak mortals.
366
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:10,363
You belong in the great battle in Heaven,
garnering the ultimate glory.
367
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,991
You deserve to be the one in charge.
368
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,243
That's right.
369
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,830
That's what I see too.
370
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,750
And that's what I deserve.
371
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,169
And that's what I'm going to get.
372
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,378
[both gasp]
373
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,925
Come on, Horsemen! Yaaah!
374
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,136
I don't know if we'll make it.
I never wanted to get trampled.
375
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,388
Not exactly on anyone's wish list.
Just go, go, go, go!
376
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,144
Did you just mind-control Satan?
377
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,939
It was like I could see inside her
evil heart
378
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,649
and see the vanity that was in there,
379
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,276
and told her she should pursue
what she really wants to do.
380
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,028
-She did, and it was amazing!
-Thanks.
381
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,447
Hey, stop!
Weren't we supposed to meet Tom here?
382
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,157
[horses neighing]
383
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,623
You shall not pass!
384
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,792
[neighing]
385
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,213
Guys, they're confused
by my half-nakedness.
386
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,715
-Get the hell outta here! Go, go!
-Thanks, Tom!
387
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,884
[Clark] Here. Can you drive?
388
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,010
[Tom] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
389
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,178
Oh my God!
390
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,805
Where's his pants?
391
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,598
Okay, demons.
392
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,143
[sword swishing]
393
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,686
That sword's obviously fake.
394
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,396
[gabbling]
395
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,481
-Ha!
-I said don't pass.
396
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,774
-I said don't…
-[engine revving]
397
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,526
[Tom] Okay. Okay.
398
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,823
[tires squealing]
399
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,001
[horses neighing]
400
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,838
Why did I take my clothes off?
401
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,760
I hope Frisbee's okay.
402
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,847
Yeah, I… I bet he is.
I mean, he's an angel.
403
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,516
That… That has to count
for something, right?
404
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,226
Yeah. Yeah.
405
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,103
-I hope you're right.
-Yeah.
406
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,690
-[sighs]
-I wanna know, where is Satan?
407
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:13,278
[sighs] I don't know.
I can't even get a vibe. Usually, I…
408
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,780
I was hoping maybe
I'd have some kind of feeling about it.
409
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,781
-And I don't.
-Nothing?
410
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:21,494
Nothing. But I don't think God would
leave us to deal with her on our own.
411
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,787
I hope not.
412
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,041
I just want everybody to be all right.
413
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,834
I even want God to be all right.
414
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,753
[sighs] Yeah.
415
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,671
-And Chamuel.
-[sighs]
416
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,843
Weird times,
when you've gotta pray for the angels.
417
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,595
Yeah.
418
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:43,934
All I'm seeing on a continuous loop
is Tom in his tiny underpants, so…
419
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,605
He really showed up, huh?
420
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,399
-They all did.
-Yeah.
421
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,319
Thank you for coming with me.
422
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:55,946
Of course.
423
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,449
[static crackles]
424
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:04,412
-♪ Stars shining bright above you… ♪
-The Mamas and the Papas.
425
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,831
I-- I love the Mamas and the Papas.
426
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,501
-They're my favorite after Rush.
-♪ Night breezes seem to whisper ♪
427
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,461
-♪ "I love you…" ♪
-I know.
428
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,630
-♪ Birds singing… ♪
-How? Did I ever tell you that?
429
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,258
♪ In the sycamore tree… ♪
-No.
430
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:20,595
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
431
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:26,518
♪ Say "nighty night" and kiss me ♪
432
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,688
♪ Just hold me tight ♪
433
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:33,066
-♪ And tell me you'll miss me… ♪
-I love you.
434
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,487
-♪ While I'm alone and blue as can be… ♪
-I love you too.
435
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,989
Even though you already knew that.
436
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,741
-♪ Dream a little dream of me… ♪
-I knew it.
437
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:42,659
You know what?
438
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:47,289
-Maybe everything will be just fine.
-♪ Da, da-da, da-da-da-da… ♪
439
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,415
[Amily] Maybe.
440
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,209
-♪ Da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da… ♪
-[bugs buzzing]
441
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,545
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
442
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,630
[buzzing grows louder]
443
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,806
♪ Just stop your cryin' ♪
444
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,309
♪ It's a sign of the times ♪
445
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:12,147
♪ We gotta get away from here ♪
446
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,151
♪ We gotta get away from here ♪
447
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,613
♪ Just stop your cryin' ♪
448
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,158
♪ It'll be all right ♪
449
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:28,163
♪ They told me that the end is near ♪
450
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:32,167
♪ We gotta get away from here ♪
451
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,629
♪ Just stop your cryin' ♪
452
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:41,176
-♪ Have the time of your life ♪
-♪ Your life, your life ♪
453
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,512
♪ Breaking through the atmosphere ♪
454
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,558
♪ And things are pretty good from here ♪
455
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:55,190
♪ Remember everything will be all right ♪
456
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,192
♪ Right, right ♪
457
00:21:57,275 --> 00:22:01,196
♪ We can meet again somewhere ♪
458
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:04,657
♪ Somewhere far away from here ♪
459
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:09,871
♪ We never learn, we been here before ♪
460
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:15,210
♪ Why are we always stuck
And runnin' from the bullets? ♪
461
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,214
♪ The bullets? ♪
462
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,804
♪ We never learn, we been here before ♪
463
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:31,226
♪ Why are we always stuck
And runnin' from the bullets? ♪
464
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,230
♪ The bullets? ♪
465
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,234
♪ We got to, we got to, away ♪
466
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,238
♪ We got to, we got to, away ♪
467
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,199
♪ We got to, we got to ♪
468
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:52,789
♪ Away ♪