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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎當我第一次報導
‎發光男子克拉克湯普森的事蹟時

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‎我想到那篇文章《是的，維吉妮雅
‎聖誕老人是真的》

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‎在跟克拉克見面前
‎我有千百萬個理由相信

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‎克拉克不可能是神的使者

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‎因為縱使我相信神和聖誕老人存在

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‎親眼看到證據似乎不可能

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‎但見到克拉克本人
‎並親身體驗他的奇特力量後

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‎我可以真誠地說我相信神存在

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‎而且我相信克拉克是祂新派來的使者

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‎要不要選擇相信我是個人自由
‎但排山倒海的證據擺在眼前

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‎包括包括末日四騎士到來

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‎但不管文章點閱率如何
‎我都很清楚這是事實

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‎（發表部落格文章）

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‎現在這個克拉克湯普森
‎甚至找他的朋友

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‎假扮成末日四騎士

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‎是“騎馬者”，討厭鬼！

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‎這種瘋狂行為必須停止

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‎我最近創造了一句順口溜
‎你們可能聽過了

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‎“只有義者才是公義”

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‎-說得好！
‎-而且這是實話

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‎唯有以正當方式
‎信仰耶穌基督的人才是對的

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‎牧師，照這個邏輯

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‎你怎麼看佛教、穆斯林、印度教

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‎和猶太教信徒的信仰？

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‎我會建議他們每個人立刻改信基督教

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‎除非他們想永遠待在煉獄裡

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‎反覆承受煎熬與痛苦

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‎願上帝保佑你們

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‎很尖銳的發言

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‎字字珠璣，讓我渾身戰慄

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‎多謝誇獎，撒旦琳達

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‎只有堅強的人才能說實話
‎妳不覺得嗎？

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‎非常強勢，不容小覷，相信我

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‎我是啊

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‎為了一切付出

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‎-也有利於收視率
‎-是啊

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‎聽著，我們很快要進行更多訪談

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‎我得去處理一些緊急事件
‎也許順便搧風點火

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‎妳保重，瑪琪

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‎是瑪姬

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‎天啊，我喜歡她，她是好人

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‎-你偷看我的牌嗎？
‎-沒有，但你得…

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‎-我知道
‎-好，我還有一個，第四題直行

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‎代表“老母雞”的三個字

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‎-“老母雞”
‎-沒錯

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‎敲敲門，是誰啊？

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‎-是我們
‎-嗨

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‎-我不知道你們要來
‎-嗨

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‎對，我請他們來的

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‎我就想撒旦都已經
‎打視訊電話來威脅殺死妳的男人

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‎還恐嚇永遠折磨我們的靈魂
‎也該是時候召集大夥了

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‎照我說，能狠狠教訓撒旦
‎這種機會千載難逢

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‎來吧，誰要一起來？

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‎-湯姆
‎-別打到自己，湯姆

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‎別激動

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‎你最好別跟撒旦打架，兄弟

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‎說實話，我也不想
‎那是最高難度的挑戰

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‎我的戰鬥技巧也很爛，問她就知道了

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‎你是不太行

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‎我也希望神正在聆聽

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‎並看到我無畏恐懼，努力鼓起勇氣

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‎至少這點精神可嘉

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‎-我希望…
‎-大家好

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‎-飛盤大叔！
‎-等等，這傢伙是天使嗎？

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‎我的確是

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‎你一定是中階天使吧？

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‎-你怎麼知道？
‎-看領帶

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‎我會記住的

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‎你那對粗短的雞翅飛得起來嗎？

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‎可以，但需要有人
‎幫我推往特定方向

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‎-你還好嗎，飛盤大叔？
‎-應該吧

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‎那夏彌爾呢？撒旦說她殺了他

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‎我不知道
‎我回去時，看到撒旦在那裡

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‎手裡拿著一把沾滿鮮血的劍

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‎-天啊，不會吧
‎-不

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‎但我沒看到夏彌爾或他的屍體

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‎而且她很愛說瞎話

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‎但這不是我來的原因

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‎我必須通知你們
‎阻擋撒旦進入醫院的咒語

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‎今天黎明就到期了

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‎什麼？為什麼？

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‎我就直說了

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‎-最好別扯到文件
‎-就是文件的關係

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‎-天啊！
‎-真是夠了！

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‎糟糕，大事不妙，我得走了

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‎等等

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‎-真是的！
‎-搞什麼？

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‎我去一下廁所

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‎-收到，兄弟，我陪你去
‎-不用，謝謝

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‎（聖約瑟夫醫院，入口）

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‎看我帶了什麼，誰要喝咖啡？

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‎真貼心，謝謝

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‎-無咖啡因，很好
‎-謝了

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‎要甜甜圈嗎？

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‎來點甜甜圈？

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‎你在搞笑對吧？我是饑荒

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‎在享用咖啡配甜甜圈啊？

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‎-不做手邊的工作嗎？
‎-我們不回答女士的問題

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‎欠揍！

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‎現在該回答了，臭小子

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‎-你知道你跟誰說話嗎？
‎-抱歉，撒旦

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‎妳這身打扮我沒認出是妳

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‎管好你那張臭嘴，我不接受你的道歉

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‎為什麼不開啟世界末日？
‎你們都來了，不是嗎？

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‎讓我們降下災難吧

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‎我們接到命令來這裡啟動末日

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‎但現在又受命等待進一步指示

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‎-是誰下的命令？
‎-我…那個…

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‎回答問題

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‎雙方都有

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‎我們是照路西法的命令來到人間

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‎他帶我們來的

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‎但現在另一方要我們按兵不動

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‎那你們要聽誰的？

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‎不知道

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‎天堂之戰還沒分出勝負

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‎現在還不確定誰是老大

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‎我們主要是來秀排場的

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‎秀排場！

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‎聽聽妳說的話，美國小姐

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‎排場咧！

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‎很好！

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‎了不起

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‎妳的名字是戰爭！

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‎所以你們哪個混蛋
‎要把地球燒成一片焦土？

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‎有人能幫我進去那棟大樓嗎？

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‎據我瞭解，這棟建築被施法了

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‎-算妳不走運
‎-閉嘴啦

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‎算了，我自己去幹掉克拉克

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‎所以我才不跟惡魔交往

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‎（克拉克是神）

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‎喂，妳有事嗎？

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‎那婊子脾氣可真大

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‎沒事，我來吧，別擔心

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‎嗨，你好嗎？我是死亡

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‎你的時間不多
‎你死了，沒事，他掛了

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‎這下可能真的完了

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‎-嗨！
‎-親愛的

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‎-祢還活著！
‎-是的

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‎夏彌爾也跟我們在一起
‎雖然他狀況不好

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‎撒旦撒謊，親愛的

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‎你知道她曾經
‎跟我們同陣營吧？完美的天使

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‎後來她變節

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‎現在成了超級大壞蛋

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‎真的很高興見到祢
‎首先，因為沒有祢世界也將不存在

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‎而且我真的希望我能把
‎散播神旨的工作做得更好

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‎你可以做得更好，但也可以做得更糟

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‎-飛機排錯了很多字
‎-我知道

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‎但這不是真正的問題

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‎問題在於這年頭

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‎很多人根本不在乎神是否存在

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‎我還以為祢會抽得更輕鬆呢

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‎我對物理平面不太在行

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‎是啊

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‎克拉克，天堂之戰出了狀況

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‎戰事還沒結束，但要是我不專心應付

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‎路西法可能接掌一切

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‎到時我可能連表達意見都沒有機會

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‎所以我會暫時斷聯一陣子

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‎你得靠自己了

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‎這樣非常不理想

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‎木已成舟，知道嗎？

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‎所以你得帶著你女友艾蜜莉

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‎盡快離開這裡
‎因為之後我可能會需要你

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‎好的

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‎艾蜜莉也被欽點嗎？

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‎是的

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‎我讓你們湊在一起，她是好人

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‎總之你們必須把握機會快離開

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‎然後設法好好散播我的旨意，行嗎？

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‎好的

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‎如果祢想告訴我該怎麼做
‎現在就是最佳時機

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‎到時你就知道了

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‎-想來點好玩的嗎？
‎-好啊

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‎我會告訴你接下來要去哪裡

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‎太酷了！

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‎-很有趣吧？
‎-直接傳到我的腦中！

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‎總之，我該走了

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‎能否拯救世界還很難說

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‎-掰囉
‎-掰囉

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‎這次沒咖啡喝，好吧

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‎嗨

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‎嘿，你去哪…

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‎你去廁所三個半小時了

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‎我巡過廁所好幾次，沒人在那裡

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‎我在裡面，跟神說話

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‎-什麼？天啊
‎-好吧

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‎每次我沒跟著你，你就跟大老闆說話

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‎為什麼神不給撒旦一個痛快
‎讓大家回家洗洗睡？

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‎-我想事情沒這麼簡單
‎-天啊，好吧

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‎我想主會幫助自助者
‎聽說是這樣，而且…

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‎總之，神要我逃走

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‎-這樣啊
‎-對，我得走了

195
00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,723
‎所以妳要跟我一起走嗎？

196
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,601
‎好啊

197
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:01,644
‎真的嗎？

198
00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,270
‎反正我沒其他事可做

199
00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:04,563
‎謝謝，太棒了

200
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,108
‎也很有幫助，因為妳也被神欽點了

201
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,194
‎神說的嗎？

202
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,695
‎-什麼？
‎-太棒了

203
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,572
‎我一直知道妳有本事，做得好

204
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,033
‎多美好的一刻

205
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,202
‎我的手機呢？

206
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,912
‎這裡，給你

207
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:25,626
‎我可能會一陣子見不到你
‎所以我要拍照片

208
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,835
‎-好
‎-是啊

209
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,129
‎-我很以你為榮
‎-但我會保持聯絡

210
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,590
‎我知道，但你得做該做的事，對吧？

211
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,677
‎-太低了，鏡頭拿高點
‎-好，擺個姿勢

212
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,011
‎-擺姿勢
‎-太低了

213
00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,638
‎-跟美麗的艾蜜莉一起
‎-拿高點

214
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,432
‎-別再說“擺姿勢”，省得我不自然
‎-按下去就好

215
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,142
‎我只看到自己

216
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:45,229
‎-什麼？翻面？
‎-按中間的按鈕就好

217
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,732
‎-不是啦
‎-轉回去，按中間那顆

218
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,694
‎我好像笑僵了，已經維持太久

219
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,153
‎-快點
‎-然後點一下

220
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,197
‎好啦，我會用手機

221
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,741
‎-不好意思
‎-手機拿高點按下去

222
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,742
‎好了

223
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,452
‎你能傳給我嗎？

224
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,662
‎已經存在手機了，先生

225
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,455
‎對喔

226
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,582
‎不好意思，我們不能一起去嗎？

227
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,168
‎抱歉，神只提到艾蜜莉

228
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,423
‎我們在神眼裡大概是廢物吧？

229
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,424
‎-沒有啦
‎-明明就是

230
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,385
‎我想神只是希望你們平安無事

231
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,469
‎真體貼

232
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,847
‎妳覺得呢？

233
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,933
‎準備出發了嗎？
‎我大概知道我們該往哪裡去

234
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,895
‎-神直接灌輸資訊給你嗎？
‎-對，我連路線都知道

235
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,355
‎挺棒的

236
00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:30,983
‎-太酷了
‎-你們要去哪裡？

237
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,818
‎無可奉告，這不安全

238
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,988
‎-天啊，你這樣說話好性格
‎-很感謝你的關心

239
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,116
‎如果不安全
‎我不會讓你走，我一定要跟

240
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,870
‎-湯姆，我要你替我辦一件要事
‎-當然，盡管吩咐

241
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,205
‎照顧我的貓，牠們是我的心肝寶貝

242
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:48,667
‎提醒一下
‎彩虹糖很愛啤酒，蜜糖愛龍舌蘭

243
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,463
‎妳讓我的貓喝很多酒嗎還是…

244
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,173
‎多少算多？

245
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,550
‎我想對貓來說，一滴都太多了

246
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,970
‎-拜託別餵牠們喝酒
‎-可惡，太陽要升起了

247
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,514
‎飛盤大叔說黎明時法力就會消失

248
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,072
‎誰會為法力設時限啊？

249
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,329
‎-聽起來不太妙
‎-是啊

250
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,344
‎-我們走這邊
‎-好

251
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,598
‎-要用拉的
‎-對，用拉的

252
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,016
‎快走吧

253
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,321
‎借過

254
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,536
‎-借過
‎-不好意思

255
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,519
‎快點，快走！

256
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:36,733
‎大家瞧瞧，看來神棍總是逃避光明

257
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,696
‎你們這些邪魔歪道
‎逃不過美聖網的火眼金睛

258
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,115
‎你們真的相信這些屁話嗎？

259
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,032
‎艾蜜莉

260
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,077
‎我很遺憾你小時候就失去父母

261
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,414
‎也很遺憾你阿姨那麼苛待你

262
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,291
‎罵你是一無可取的廢物

263
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,712
‎所以你才把衣服的毛球除乾淨
‎因為她老說你髒兮兮

264
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,213
‎我真的很遺憾

265
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,924
‎你怎麼知道？我沒跟別人說過

266
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,597
‎神原諒我？

267
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,853
‎對，你說另一種語言
‎我在幫你翻譯拉丁文嗎？

268
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,229
‎你怎麼會說？

269
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:15,689
‎我不知道

270
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,527
‎我把逃生方向背下來了
‎總共有七個逃生口

271
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:21,737
‎我們要走哪一個？

272
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,324
‎當然是大門
‎她絕對想不到我們會選那裡

273
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,951
‎應該吧，我也不確定

274
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,454
‎可以的話，我現在想吻你

275
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,290
‎-這樣啊，當然好…
‎-好喔

276
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,421
‎孩子們

277
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,508
‎嘿，我們該走了

278
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,428
‎對，死亡威脅，我們走吧

279
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,431
‎借過，對了，謝謝妳的吻

280
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,560
‎嘿，兄弟

281
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,729
‎很高興又見面了

282
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,357
‎準備好倒戈我們陣營了嗎？

283
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,068
‎沒有，並不想

284
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:05,489
‎我來是為了守護克拉克
‎而且我會努力做到

285
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,532
‎就算他們不尊重你嗎？

286
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:13,872
‎我們陣營可以賞你好處
‎各式各樣的東西

287
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:15,749
‎例如一個房間

288
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,626
‎塞滿堆積如山的檔案

289
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,588
‎而且源源不絕

290
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:23,840
‎這個嘛…

291
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:28,553
‎聽起來很誘人，但妳也是說謊大王

292
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,933
‎所以我會保持專注

293
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,186
‎我不想傷害妳，但我是出了名的…

294
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,523
‎我是說…

295
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,820
‎-厲害，飛盤大叔
‎-好痛

296
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,699
‎你怎麼有辦法承受這些重擊？了不起

297
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,868
‎說來有趣
‎如果不打了，我們可以聊一聊

298
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,204
‎我沒那個閒工夫

299
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,164
‎但我能問你一件事嗎？

300
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,750
‎我們可不可以一直當朋友？

301
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,293
‎妳真漂亮

302
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:02,254
‎我知道

303
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,178
‎那個飛盤飛不起來

304
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,474
‎我的天啊

305
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,560
‎索普，聽我說

306
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,771
‎剛才摔在救護車頂的人是天使

307
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,440
‎他是神派來的真天使

308
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,401
‎我們不能待在這裡
‎克拉克會有危險，你願意幫他嗎？

309
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,195
‎你願不願意幫他？

310
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,700
‎快來幫我救那個人！

311
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,870
‎讓開！

312
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,789
‎我想應該會成功

313
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,627
‎成功的是我

314
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,213
‎我會殺了你們所有人

315
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,799
‎然後吸乾你們靈魂的精華

316
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,510
‎我可憐妳

317
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,388
‎噢，妳真的覺得我可憐嗎？

318
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,307
‎我看穿妳的內心了

319
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,643
‎妳希望其他惡魔尊重妳

320
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,396
‎希望得到他們的景仰

321
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,067
‎妳不該在這裡解決弱小的人類

322
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,111
‎妳應該為天國大戰效力

323
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,363
‎獲取至高無上的榮耀

324
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,991
‎妳有資格主宰一切

325
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:14,993
‎沒錯

326
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,830
‎我也有同感

327
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,750
‎而且我當之無愧

328
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,169
‎我將會如願以償

329
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,007
‎上啊，騎士們！

330
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,136
‎不知道我們逃不逃得掉
‎我不想被踩成肉餅

331
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,388
‎沒人想啊，快跑就對了！

332
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,144
‎妳剛才是不是對撒旦洗腦了？

333
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:45,649
‎我好像能看穿她的邪惡內心與虛榮感

334
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,276
‎所以告訴她照自己的心意去做

335
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,028
‎-她照做了，不可思議啊！
‎-謝謝

336
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,447
‎等等，我們不是跟湯姆約在這裡嗎？

337
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,623
‎你們不能通過！

338
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,213
‎兩位，我用半裸身子擾亂他們

339
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,799
‎-快離開這裡！快走！
‎-謝了，湯姆！

340
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,884
‎這裡，妳開車好嗎？

341
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,010
‎小心

342
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,178
‎天啊

343
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,805
‎他的褲子呢？

344
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,598
‎好了，惡魔們

345
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,686
‎一看就知道劍是假的

346
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,565
‎我說不准過去

347
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,774
‎我說了不…

348
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,484
‎好吧，算了

349
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,838
‎我脫衣服幹嘛呢？

350
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,760
‎希望飛盤大叔沒事

351
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,222
‎他一定會沒事，他可是天使啊，那…

352
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,516
‎肯定有點用處吧

353
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,226
‎對

354
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,103
‎-希望妳說的沒錯
‎-嗯

355
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,690
‎不知道撒旦跑哪去了

356
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:13,278
‎真是怪了
‎我連一點感應也沒有，通常…

357
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,780
‎我本來希望能感覺到什麼

358
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,781
‎-但卻沒有
‎-沒有？

359
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:17,699
‎完全沒有

360
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,494
‎但我想神不會丟下我們獨自應付她

361
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,787
‎希望不會

362
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,582
‎我希望大家安然無恙

363
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,834
‎我甚至希望神也平安無事

364
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:29,753
‎是啊

365
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,671
‎還有夏彌爾

366
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,551
‎世界真的反了
‎連凡人都得為天使祈禱

367
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,595
‎對啊

368
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:43,934
‎湯姆穿著小內褲的畫面
‎一直在我腦海揮之不去，所以…

369
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,605
‎他真的到場了，對吧？

370
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,399
‎-他們都是
‎-對

371
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,319
‎謝謝妳陪我走

372
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:55,946
‎不客氣

373
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,411
‎星星在天空中閃耀…

374
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,998
‎是媽媽與爸爸合唱團，我超愛他們

375
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,501
‎僅次於匆促樂團

376
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:10,543
‎我知道

377
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,630
‎你怎麼知道？我跟你說過嗎？

378
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,173
‎沒有

379
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:20,887
‎願你的夢裡有我

380
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:27,018
‎說“晚安”，給我一個吻

381
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,688
‎把我緊緊擁入懷中…

382
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,605
‎我愛你

383
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,066
‎…說你會想我

384
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,568
‎在我孤單憂鬱時…

385
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,695
‎我也愛妳

386
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,156
‎-不過妳早就知道了
‎-我知道

387
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:42,659
‎妳知道嗎？

388
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,662
‎也許一切都會雨過天晴

389
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,206
‎也許吧

390
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:05,427
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