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<i>Modern monetary theory.</i>
<i>The heterodox.</i>

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<i>A new way of thinking</i>
<i>of economics</i>

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<i>outside the tradition</i>
<i>of the old ways,</i>

4
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the gold standard versus
some nebulous paperback debt.

5
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What does it all mean?
No one knows anymore.

6
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Our government prints money
like newspapers of old.

7
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What is it all based on?
What value does it have?

8
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Is there any gold in Fort Knox?
Was there ever?

9
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We are now simply a collection
of things.

10
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Things we acquire.

11
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I say the hell with it all.

12
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Our car, our laptop, our phone,
our home,

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if we're lucky enough
to be a homeowner,

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these things are how
we now assess value.

15
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Success. Prosperity.
But are they?

16
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Our things, our value?

17
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What do we need to be happy?
What do we want?

18
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And how far are we willing
to go to get it?

19
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This is the human being's
daily dilemma.

20
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Your daily dilemma.

21
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And I'm saved by the bell,
or rather, you are.

22
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Dr. Loder!

23
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Philip!

24
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Hey, Phil.

25
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-Ah...
-Hey.

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Yeah. Craig.

27
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Hey.

28
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Jeez.

29
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I didn't see you in
the lounge, so, um...

30
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did you read my article?

31
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Ah... micro-lending
interest matrixes in Bangladesh

32
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as a template
for African tribal economics.

33
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I think you're gonna find
the subject matter invigorating.

34
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How's my parking permit
situation coming along?

35
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Uh... yes. Yes, yes.
I'm working on that, Phil.

36
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It's, um... it's a complicated
system here.

37
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Lots of precedent
and seniority and...

38
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Those two twat waffles
are still in diapers

39
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and here they are parking
on the front lines.

40
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Get out of here, man.
What are you doing?

41
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Move it!

42
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Is this house on the list
I emailed you?

43
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Yes, Phil.
It's on your list.

44
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That's why you were invited.

45
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Time to gather.
Beautiful dress.

46
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Hmm. This old thing?

47
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I only wear this when I don't
care how I look.

48
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It's a wonderful life.

49
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It's not.

50
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Hello, everyone.
We're about to get started.

51
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I wanna thank all of you
for coming here.

52
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Exquisite property, Dell.

53
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That's why we brought you.

54
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Let's go inside.

55
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<i>All the stone work</i>
<i>comes from an artesian quarry</i>

56
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<i>on the outskirts of Istanbul.</i>

57
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<i>But more importantly,</i>

58
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<i>did anybody notice the classic</i>
<i>Mansard roof?</i>

59
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It's just absolutely stunning.

60
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The main building is designed
as the living quarters.

61
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This wing is dedicated
to entertainment.

62
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There's a movie theater
down the hall.

63
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Now, you've got your
bowling alley, of course,

64
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and you've got your game room
as well.

65
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Notice the... the craftsmanship,

66
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the attention to detail.

67
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Thank you.

68
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The value per square foot.
Gander at the iconic columns.

69
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And thank you.

70
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The large dome ceiling
above the grand foyer.

71
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-Excuse me, Dell.
-Yes?

72
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Is this Italian marble?

73
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Italian marble.
Oh, God, no.

74
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It's Greek.
Widely known for its quality.

75
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It's considered vastly superior
to Italian marble.

76
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-Oh, yeah... yeah.
-And quite a bit more lira.

77
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Oops, sorry.

78
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Um... Greece,
huh?

79
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So it's gonna be
real cheap soon.

80
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Giving it away
with all those olives.

81
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Very funny.

82
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Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll
follow me, please.

83
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I mean, this place will be
a minimum...

84
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minimum two million bucks
cheaper come spring.

85
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I'd hold out if I were you.

86
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I teach economics at Brockton.

87
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I can see the trends
before they're trends.

88
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Excuse me, ladies.

89
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Phil?

90
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May we have a word?

91
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-What the hell are you doing?
-What?

92
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What are you doing?
$10 million fucking?

93
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Oh, my God.

94
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I had places I wanted
to see today.

95
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You're wasting my time.

96
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-I'm wasting your time?
-Yes!

97
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You're a waste of my time,
Phil!

98
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This house was on your list!

99
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It was on your 'never gonna
happen in a million years'

100
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list of properties that
you can't even afford the...

101
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the landscaping for.

102
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Oh!

103
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That is quite the statement
coming from a dirt pimp.

104
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When have you created anything?
When have you made anything?

105
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-I don't make money?
-Oh!

106
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Oh, I make a lot of money.
I make it rain.

107
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Everything about me
screams success.

108
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Something you wouldn't know
anything about, Horatio.

109
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You know, I wanted to take you
off the group text,

110
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but I thought... no.

111
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Let the asshole come down
and see how delusional he is.

112
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Rise up, Phil.

113
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Get yourself a one-bedroom
starter condo.

114
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Like reasonable people do
who have no equity,

115
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no money, no tenure.

116
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Finish your little novella
and pray that you get a tenure

117
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teaching position with real pay.

118
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Oh, wait. I forgot.

119
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You're a dreamer, Phil.

120
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Not a doer.

121
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Good day, Phil.

122
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Suck it, Dell. Suck it.

123
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Suck it!

124
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What's that you're ogling
over there?

125
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It's got big boobs?

126
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Ooh, she's a looker.

127
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Midcentury darling.

128
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Original plaster archways,
heated marble bathroom floors,

129
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maple tongue and groove ceiling.

130
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What's that say?

131
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4.6.

132
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4.6 what?

133
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Million.

134
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It's a home, Nick.

135
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It's an investment
for the future.

136
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Stock market's no better
than roulette,

137
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it's like legalized gambling.

138
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I happen to know a few things
about these things.

139
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You're all kinds out of whack.
You make less than 50K year.

140
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How do you figure that?

141
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I know your whole life story.
Adopted by Mormon missionaries.

142
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Disowned by the faith for
having sex with a married elder.

143
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Hmm?

144
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Straight C student at Harvard.

145
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Played the orphan card
to get in,

146
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played the little person card
to stay in.

147
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Divorced twice by the same woman

148
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who took every dollar
you never had.

149
00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:32,800
And now you bring home
a wee bit under 50K

150
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as an adjunct professor,
lecturing spoiled dick weasels,

151
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that's a direct quote, as to how
to invest their trust funds

152
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so they never have to lift
a finger their rotten lives.

153
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I'm actually gonna
quit drinking.

154
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Yeah, you said that too.

155
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I want a place I can call
home, Nick.

156
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Write my novel.
My own parking spot.

157
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A window with a view
other than garbage cans.

158
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You know, American dream.

159
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It's not packing boxes for
Amazon or shitting in a bucket,

160
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living in a van in the desert.

161
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$4.6 million
is a lifetime in debt.

162
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What should one do
in a lifetime?

163
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Yeah.

164
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Ah, everybody's a philosopher.

165
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240,000 with live-in.
What does that mean?

166
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What the hell is this, Phil?

167
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Phil?

168
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What the hell is this?

169
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My new casa.

170
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What am I doing here?

171
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No. More importantly,
what are you doing here?

172
00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:07,321
See, I belong here.
I'm a real estate agent.

173
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,623
I might sell this house.

174
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,825
In fact, I might even buy
this house.

175
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,863
You. You, however, have no hope
in hell of ever,

176
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,633
ever owning a property
like this.

177
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,234
Yeah. This one
I can afford.

178
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You're living in an alternate
reality, my friend.

179
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Says here in print.

180
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"Five million as is,
or 240,000 with live-in."

181
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The latter, I can afford.

182
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,247
Classifieds?

183
00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:34,315
Mmhmm.

184
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,916
Who uses them anymore?

185
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Apparently somebody.

186
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Okay. 240K with live-in.

187
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Fake news.

188
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Maybe. Maybe not.

189
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,326
Well congratulations, Phil.

190
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:49,063
Maybe you found a seller who's
as batshit crazy as you are.

191
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What does live-in mean?
Who the hell knows?

192
00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:55,704
Maybe the place is haunted.
It's a fucking poltergeist.

193
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,338
Maybe that's your live-in.

194
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Loaded with termites
ready to collapse.

195
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,478
An infestation of mice.
Condemned, probably.

196
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,516
Check it out for me?

197
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,118
There's gotta be something wrong
with this place.

198
00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:24,599
Who are you?

199
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,300
Hi. I'm Dell from Dell
and Friends.

200
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,468
Alright.

201
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,605
I noticed that you listed
this exquisite house.

202
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:04,606
It's a dream house.
It's elegant and stunning.

203
00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:06,473
It's so us.

204
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,108
Yes, it is.

205
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,545
You getting in?

206
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:12,781
Eventually.

207
00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:15,349
Eventually rarely comes,
Philip.

208
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,551
Here I come!

209
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,565
Follow me.

210
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,233
The main house is immaculate.

211
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,136
It's worth every penny
of the asking price.

212
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,406
Actually, she may be half
a mil skinny.

213
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,375
Where are we going?

214
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:45,513
It's a separate quarters
type deal.

215
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,947
Separate how?

216
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,374
Well, okay.

217
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,243
Why are you showing me this?
This is shit.

218
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,645
Shh.

219
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:25,820
This is where the live-in
would live in.

220
00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,321
Temporarily.

221
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:36,129
Let me... let me just
regurgitate this for clarity.

222
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:43,003
She will sell the house
for 240 K

223
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,673
if she gets to, uh...
what's her name?

224
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:46,841
Astrid Fanelli.

225
00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,141
-Astrid.
-That's correct.

226
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,712
Can live there
until she croaks.

227
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:51,946
That's the deal.

228
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,347
Is she lucid?

229
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,182
Who knows?
She's old, you know.

230
00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:57,184
She's... she's lonely.

231
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:58,786
Her husband passed away
years ago,

232
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,187
they never had any children,

233
00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:04,024
and she doesn't wanna end up
in a convalescence home.

234
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:08,897
Those places...
those places are awful.

235
00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:12,132
My mother's in one. Okay?
Trust me.

236
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,134
What if she lives another
20 years? What then?

237
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,236
That upstairs is unlivable.

238
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,171
I'm not a doctor. Okay?

239
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:22,577
But I'll say this...
she's actively dying. Okay?

240
00:17:22,644 --> 00:17:25,547
She's got that wheezing
cough rattle.

241
00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:27,615
You know, the one
that old people get

242
00:17:27,682 --> 00:17:29,249
before they see Jesus.

243
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:32,286
She's, uh, in a wheelchair
on oxygen,

244
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,254
and I believe she's
still smoking.

245
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,156
I mean, who does that?

246
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,626
It's almost too good
to be true.

247
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,095
Okay. Okay.

248
00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:44,231
It's all legal.

249
00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:46,000
Now, we're gonna need
a creative contract.

250
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,101
But that's...
that's what I do.

251
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,071
Okay. And I get the whole house,
I get the entire house?

252
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,574
Every square inch of it.

253
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,543
I don't wanna be called upon
to caretake, to be clear.

254
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:56,945
I don't have compassion.

255
00:17:57,011 --> 00:18:00,548
She's got a nurse, she's set.
She lives there, she dies there.

256
00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:02,182
It's non-negotiable.

257
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,317
Okay, I get it.

258
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,118
However, you will be
responsible

259
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,588
for the maintenance payments,

260
00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:08,990
-the utilities, property taxes--
-Yeah.

261
00:18:09,057 --> 00:18:10,390
--lawn care.

262
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:15,128
It's not gonna be cheap
and it's 240K cash up front.

263
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,631
All up front?

264
00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:20,802
Wait a minute.
You don't have it.

265
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:21,869
I got it.

266
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,675
You wanna go splitsies with me?

267
00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:28,710
50/50.

268
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,044
Okay, you shit pouch.

269
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,914
Now you, you... you tell her
I got the money.

270
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,882
Tell Astrid I got it.

271
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:38,151
Draw up the contracts and you
keep your pie hole shut.

272
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,320
You... you're my realtor.

273
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,956
There's ethics involved
here. You know?

274
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,825
This is a fiduciary
relationship.

275
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:45,125
Look it up, piss flap.

276
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,226
It's just an offer.

277
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,362
You know what?
Offer unaccepted.

278
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,564
Alright.

279
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,703
For the record, again,
I don't advise liquidating

280
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:59,040
your entire 401K retirement
savings plan.

281
00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:02,175
Well, with great risk
comes great reward.

282
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,247
The best I can do
is eight five.

283
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,317
That's an 1887
Morgan silver dollar.

284
00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:11,686
That's worth eight by itself.

285
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:16,423
Tell you what, I'll go nine.
Not a penny higher.

286
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,330
What's that?

287
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:24,532
What about that one?

288
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,036
Everything on that table's
a dollar.

289
00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:29,971
How about $0.50
for this one?

290
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,639
No. That's a buck.
One buck.

291
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:32,707
That's the dollar table.

292
00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:33,841
Come on, $0.50

293
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:35,743
You're trying to chisel me
out of two quarters?

294
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:36,844
You know what?

295
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:39,312
That is a collector's item
for shit's sake.

296
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,414
Get out of here.
Give me that.

297
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,016
Give me that.
Give me that.

298
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,251
Go, go!
Get the hell out of here.

299
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,059
Everything on this
table's $2.

300
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:56,030
$238,000.07.

301
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,108
Do you have any of
the maintenance records?

302
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:08,275
It's 30 something years old.

303
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,444
The maintenance records
disintegrated.

304
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:11,979
<i>Dad, it's got an eight track!</i>

305
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:14,148
Don't touch anything!

306
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,953
Sorry your dad's
a deadbeat, cat.

307
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:26,194
Initial here.

308
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,196
Signature here on each page.

309
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,131
There. Oh, God.

310
00:20:30,198 --> 00:20:32,299
It's supposed to be
brainless, Phil.

311
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,768
Okey dokey.

312
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:36,671
Congratulations.

313
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,541
You're a homeowner,
my friend.

314
00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:43,443
Twenty-eight percent is a gift.

315
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:58,318
Go away.

316
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,655
Ugh. Get lost.

317
00:22:04,725 --> 00:22:06,493
Oh, God.

318
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,803
Oh, shit.

319
00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:25,913
Oh! Fuck!

320
00:22:33,955 --> 00:22:36,489
Oh!

321
00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:05,820
Now, what kind of person
throws shoes out of a window?

322
00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:09,957
A dumbass stoner.
And clean up this glass too.

323
00:23:10,024 --> 00:23:12,459
The last thing in the world
I want around here

324
00:23:12,526 --> 00:23:14,095
is a belligerent teenager.

325
00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:16,396
I'm sorry, I understand.
I'll pay for the glass.

326
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,865
Well, good.

327
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:22,737
You got duct tape on your face.

328
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:23,804
I fell.

329
00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:26,406
Did you hurt yourself?
Did you break anything?

330
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:27,909
No. I'll be okay.

331
00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:30,477
Because if you break anything,
you pay for it.

332
00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:33,247
I mean, if you fix it,
then you pay for that too.

333
00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:34,548
Mmhmm?

334
00:23:36,117 --> 00:23:38,152
Um... alright.

335
00:23:38,219 --> 00:23:39,452
You must be Astrid.

336
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,421
You're smart.

337
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:44,457
Imagine that, a professor
who's got smarts.

338
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,561
Okay. Well, it's nice
to meet you.

339
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:52,700
Okay, better than
the real thing.

340
00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:56,103
Um... the shower,
the hot water?

341
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,204
Mmhmm?

342
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,106
It's really hot.

343
00:23:59,173 --> 00:24:02,610
You want me to help you make
the hot water colder?

344
00:24:02,677 --> 00:24:04,312
No.

345
00:24:04,378 --> 00:24:07,515
You want me to teach you
how to run a shower?

346
00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:11,319
No. No.
No, no, no.

347
00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:14,487
Um... I set the temperature
just right,

348
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,023
and then when I got in,

349
00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:19,360
the pipes started to rattle
and it made a really loud noise.

350
00:24:19,427 --> 00:24:23,164
And then maybe you heard it,
and then it turned scalding hot,

351
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,833
the hot water. It was...
it burned.

352
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:28,736
It burned me.
I got... I got burned.

353
00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:30,705
You think you're gonna live?

354
00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:34,308
Yes.

355
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:37,278
Do you want me to get
a plumber?

356
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,679
Yes, please.

357
00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:41,481
You have to pay the plumber
in cash.

358
00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:43,617
He doesn't take credit.

359
00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:46,220
Thank you.

360
00:24:52,727 --> 00:24:55,029
Oh great, another kid.

361
00:25:43,644 --> 00:25:45,346
Phil.

362
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:46,814
That hasn't changed.

363
00:25:46,881 --> 00:25:47,782
Whoa.

364
00:25:47,848 --> 00:25:51,652
You're, uh...
you're all cut up there.

365
00:25:51,719 --> 00:25:52,820
I had a mishap.

366
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,622
-Is that duct tape?
-Yes.

367
00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:57,258
That stuff isn't that hygienic,
Phil,

368
00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:58,826
and it's awfully hard to remove.

369
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:00,327
I do have some Goo Gone
in my office.

370
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:01,896
What can I do for you, Craig?

371
00:26:01,962 --> 00:26:02,797
My article.

372
00:26:02,863 --> 00:26:04,198
Have you gotten around
to it yet?

373
00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:05,499
Yeah.

374
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:07,701
I, um... haven't had a chance
to read it yet.

375
00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:10,237
I had a wild few days, Craig.

376
00:26:10,304 --> 00:26:12,406
I moved.
I bought a house.

377
00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,976
Shiitake mushrooms,
congratulations.

378
00:26:17,311 --> 00:26:21,148
Let me be the bearer of
even more fantastic news.

379
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:24,852
Lot B, spot 334, right behind
the humanities building.

380
00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:26,555
Don't tickle my nuts here,
Craig.

381
00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:27,788
No, no.

382
00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:29,757
This is not a nut-tickling,
as you say.

383
00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:31,392
It goes on the rear
right bumper.

384
00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:33,828
Don't mess that up.

385
00:26:33,894 --> 00:26:35,062
They're absolutely Gestapo
about sticker placement.

386
00:26:35,129 --> 00:26:36,730
Where does one put this
on a scooter?

387
00:26:36,797 --> 00:26:39,100
Scooter... hmm,
doesn't go on a scooter.

388
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:42,203
You have a 1984 Saab 900,
license plate B4...

389
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,505
I sold the car.

390
00:26:43,572 --> 00:26:44,672
You sold the car?

391
00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:46,040
I wanted a more
fuel-efficient option.

392
00:26:46,107 --> 00:26:48,209
Shite. Screw me running.
Phil, I...

393
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,376
Craig!

394
00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:50,579
Uh, please release.
Release.

395
00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:51,846
So Lot B, it's, uh...

396
00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:53,380
it's for cars only,
it's not a scooter lot.

397
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:56,518
And the flipping sticker is
registered to your Saab plates.

398
00:26:56,585 --> 00:26:58,285
What does it matter?
It's still my vehicle.

399
00:26:58,352 --> 00:27:00,688
Parking spots are like kidney
transplants around here. Okay?

400
00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:02,723
Now you have to register
for the scooter lot.

401
00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:04,024
Who knows how long that'll take.

402
00:27:04,091 --> 00:27:05,926
Scooter drivers tend to be
a lot younger.

403
00:27:05,993 --> 00:27:08,295
Three years of work on this.
My day's shot, Phil!

404
00:27:08,362 --> 00:27:09,930
It's absolutely shot!

405
00:27:15,936 --> 00:27:18,639
Oh shit, shit.
What... what?

406
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:21,976
Out, out, out.
Off! Off, off, off!

407
00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:23,043
Ah, God...

408
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:25,146
You should probably watch that
in private.

409
00:27:25,212 --> 00:27:26,113
It's not what you think.

410
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,047
No, no, it's okay.

411
00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:31,185
I, uh... I prefer
older partners.

412
00:27:31,252 --> 00:27:32,554
What?

413
00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:34,556
Can I buy you a beer?

414
00:27:34,623 --> 00:27:36,056
Why would you do that?

415
00:27:36,123 --> 00:27:38,058
Because it's not every day
you see your favorite professor

416
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:40,728
out and about in
a social setting.

417
00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:42,096
Your favorite professor?

418
00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:43,364
By far.

419
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:45,634
That's very kind of you.

420
00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:47,134
What makes you say that?

421
00:27:47,201 --> 00:27:49,170
You're not that insecure,
are you?

422
00:27:49,236 --> 00:27:50,271
What? No.

423
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,706
It's a little embarrassing,
but I'll say it.

424
00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:55,510
You're the reason
I'm into economics.

425
00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:57,144
Don't tell me any more.

426
00:27:58,279 --> 00:27:59,947
Your master's thesis
on the economic plight

427
00:28:00,014 --> 00:28:04,285
of the middle American coal
miner was poetry, pure poetry.

428
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,986
You read my master's thesis?

429
00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:08,155
It's on my bedside table.

430
00:28:09,023 --> 00:28:12,393
I'm with some friends.
We're all in your class.

431
00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:13,961
Come on, let me buy you a beer

432
00:28:14,028 --> 00:28:16,964
and I'll tell you
how wonderful you are.

433
00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:22,937
In the history of mankind,

434
00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:30,344
humankind, in every great story,
in every great film...

435
00:28:30,411 --> 00:28:34,048
the hero wants two things.

436
00:28:34,114 --> 00:28:38,587
Number one, and this is by far
the most important,

437
00:28:38,653 --> 00:28:40,821
he wants to go home.

438
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:43,324
Even LeBron James,
the king himself,

439
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,059
changed the course of his career

440
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:49,763
by bringing a championship
to his hometown of Cleveland.

441
00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:50,965
Cleveland!

442
00:28:51,031 --> 00:28:53,702
Nobody wants to live
in Cleveland!

443
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:57,438
And I, your humble cultural
economics professor,

444
00:28:57,505 --> 00:28:59,674
have liquidated everything.

445
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,375
All for the dream of going home.

446
00:29:01,442 --> 00:29:04,078
The power of four walls
and a patch of grass.

447
00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:07,381
American dream is as alive today
as it's ever been.

448
00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:11,151
What's number two?

449
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,221
Come here.

450
00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:16,257
Shh.

451
00:29:18,892 --> 00:29:20,427
The sandwich.

452
00:29:20,494 --> 00:29:21,529
Ahh...

453
00:29:21,596 --> 00:29:23,632
Everybody wants a sandwich.

454
00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:25,734
That is so true.

455
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,768
I'm so hungry.

456
00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:31,338
Imagine.

457
00:29:34,108 --> 00:29:36,110
Oh, my God.

458
00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:39,681
Dr. Loder... you are officially
my favorite professor.

459
00:29:39,748 --> 00:29:41,215
You must be a freshman.

460
00:29:41,282 --> 00:29:45,219
Cultural economics?
It's like watching paint dry.

461
00:29:47,254 --> 00:29:48,723
I don't know you,

462
00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,525
but I actually really like
cultural economics.

463
00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:51,760
You do?

464
00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,093
Youth of the world, so free.

465
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,395
So dumb.

466
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:56,096
Absolutely brainless.

467
00:29:58,165 --> 00:29:58,932
Uh...

468
00:29:58,999 --> 00:30:01,135
You wanna share a ride home?

469
00:30:02,504 --> 00:30:03,772
It's likely not on the way.

470
00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:05,839
We could just go to your place.

471
00:30:10,177 --> 00:30:12,313
I'm your professor, Claire.
You're a student.

472
00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,248
There's an unwritten
code of ethics.

473
00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:17,351
Actually, there's a written
code, to be clear.

474
00:30:17,418 --> 00:30:20,287
You are... young.

475
00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:23,424
I'm a graduate student.

476
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:24,626
You are?

477
00:30:24,693 --> 00:30:27,061
Yeah. And I'm 30.

478
00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:28,095
Oh shit.

479
00:30:28,162 --> 00:30:29,664
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Shit.

480
00:30:29,731 --> 00:30:33,133
So, you know, technically,
I'm not a 'student' student.

481
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:39,139
I'm a consenting adult who
happens to be taking your class

482
00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:43,944
and who happens to be
really, really into you.

483
00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:48,849
That's... that's
impressive, Claire.

484
00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:49,818
Oh, wow.

485
00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:51,085
Oh, jeez.

486
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,689
Are you okay?

487
00:30:54,756 --> 00:30:56,957
Yeah. Yeah. No, it's
just, uh...

488
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,292
I didn't expect it to be so...

489
00:30:58,359 --> 00:31:01,028
Yeah, it's a common
misconception.

490
00:31:01,095 --> 00:31:03,397
An unfair stereotype, actually.

491
00:31:03,464 --> 00:31:07,901
It's the unconscious bias that's
plaguing society's perception

492
00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:09,203
in a clandestine way.

493
00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:11,573
You know, it's a logical
conclusion, given a...

494
00:31:11,639 --> 00:31:12,873
You talk too much.

495
00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:15,242
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to go
with the flow.

496
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,444
I can't believe
this is happening.

497
00:31:18,479 --> 00:31:19,614
Oh...

498
00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:21,081
The coal miner didn't set out
to poison his lungs

499
00:31:21,148 --> 00:31:23,083
with the black soot
of capitalism.

500
00:31:23,150 --> 00:31:27,221
He set out, like all hardworking
middle Americans did,

501
00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:29,022
to burrow a path to freedom.

502
00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:31,726
A freedom
he would never realize...

503
00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:35,295
at the cost of his own virility.

504
00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:36,397
Yeah.

505
00:31:37,532 --> 00:31:38,999
-It's poetry.
-Yeah.

506
00:31:41,503 --> 00:31:43,470
Ow! Ow, ow.

507
00:31:43,538 --> 00:31:45,172
It's poetry.

508
00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:46,240
Oh, God.

509
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:49,209
Wanna see
something fun?

510
00:31:49,276 --> 00:31:50,144
Yeah.

511
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:52,246
Whoa! Oh, gosh,
that's unexpected.

512
00:31:54,915 --> 00:31:56,083
Someone's at the door.

513
00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:58,118
No, it's a woodpecker.

514
00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:03,290
It sounds like knocking.

515
00:32:03,357 --> 00:32:05,459
That's what they do.
It's called drumming.

516
00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:09,898
It's repetitive, pecking
at a resonant object.

517
00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:11,432
Good morning, Mr. Loder.

518
00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:12,466
Whoa!

519
00:32:12,534 --> 00:32:13,535
Good morning.

520
00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:14,602
Oh!

521
00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,069
Is this a bad time?

522
00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:18,338
Well, you just walked
right in here, didn't you?

523
00:32:18,405 --> 00:32:21,241
I, uh, knocked.
I was knocking.

524
00:32:22,844 --> 00:32:26,548
Do you want your shower fixed
or what?

525
00:32:26,614 --> 00:32:28,982
Um... yeah. Yes, I do.

526
00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:32,854
This is your girlfriend?

527
00:32:32,921 --> 00:32:34,321
I don't... what?

528
00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:35,557
We're friends.

529
00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:37,625
Whatever. Okay, whatever.

530
00:32:37,692 --> 00:32:40,528
This, uh... is one of my kids.
His name is Boris.

531
00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:44,331
He's the best plumber in town
and he's agreed to do your work

532
00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:47,468
before he gets started
on his day.

533
00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:49,904
Wait. What is he?

534
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:52,807
I don't like repeating myself,
Mr. Loder.

535
00:32:52,874 --> 00:32:55,042
It is so taxing.

536
00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:59,581
So, I fix shower or what?
I have busy day.

537
00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:02,049
Mr. Loder.
Mr. Loder, yes?

538
00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:04,318
Uh... what?
Yes, yes.

539
00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:05,219
Good.

540
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,721
Go.

541
00:33:06,788 --> 00:33:07,889
Okay, Mama.
See you, Mama.

542
00:33:07,956 --> 00:33:10,692
You're the best.
He'll pay you with cash.

543
00:33:10,758 --> 00:33:11,960
Okay, Mama.

544
00:33:12,025 --> 00:33:14,027
You have cash, yes?

545
00:33:14,963 --> 00:33:16,363
What?

546
00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,299
Okay, borrow it from her.
That's what friends are for.

547
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,058
Hi Mom.

548
00:33:55,469 --> 00:33:57,639
It's chilly but the sun is out.

549
00:34:54,028 --> 00:34:55,563
Whoa!

550
00:36:44,939 --> 00:36:48,876
I'm breathing. I'm breathing.

551
00:37:04,092 --> 00:37:04,992
Fuck!

552
00:37:06,828 --> 00:37:07,962
Ow!

553
00:37:08,029 --> 00:37:09,496
Shit!

554
00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:05,987
What was the picture of?

555
00:38:06,053 --> 00:38:08,022
A family reunion photo.

556
00:38:08,089 --> 00:38:09,791
Who's family?

557
00:38:09,857 --> 00:38:11,025
Our family.

558
00:38:11,092 --> 00:38:12,827
Your family?

559
00:38:12,894 --> 00:38:15,196
Yes, us.

560
00:38:15,263 --> 00:38:17,632
You. Huh.

561
00:38:17,698 --> 00:38:19,867
Anything else seem
to be missing?

562
00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:24,437
Well, not that we can tell.
We haven't fully inspected.

563
00:38:27,008 --> 00:38:29,309
Missing family reunion photo.

564
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:34,481
Looks like he got in
through here.

565
00:38:34,549 --> 00:38:36,751
Aren't you gonna take
fingerprints and such?

566
00:38:36,818 --> 00:38:38,451
We'll get to that.

567
00:38:38,519 --> 00:38:39,687
The perp used
the air conditioner

568
00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:41,789
to gain access to the window.

569
00:38:41,856 --> 00:38:44,058
Perp used air conditioner
to gain access to window.

570
00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:45,325
New window units

571
00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:47,795
are just an open invitation
for burglars.

572
00:38:47,862 --> 00:38:50,198
May as well leave a key
under a rock.

573
00:38:50,264 --> 00:38:52,633
May as well leave
a key under a rock.

574
00:39:01,108 --> 00:39:03,010
You got someone
staying upstairs?

575
00:39:13,254 --> 00:39:15,556
You were sleeping?

576
00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:16,591
Napping.

577
00:39:16,657 --> 00:39:18,391
And you didn't hear
any glass breaking?

578
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:22,362
No, officer, I did not hear
any glass breaking. No.

579
00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:24,532
You must be a heavy napper.

580
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:26,133
Sorry. What is your name?

581
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,236
Maggie... Pennington.

582
00:39:28,302 --> 00:39:30,538
She's one of my kids.

583
00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:33,307
You have a cut on your head.

584
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:37,144
Yeah, uh... I fell getting
out of the shower.

585
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:39,747
Astrid knows.
I told her about it.

586
00:39:39,814 --> 00:39:41,616
Do you have any knowledge
of this?

587
00:39:41,682 --> 00:39:44,252
Uh... I just remember
that he had a cut on his head,

588
00:39:44,318 --> 00:39:47,487
and he put duct tape over it,

589
00:39:47,555 --> 00:39:51,859
and I thought what an idiot
to put duct tape over a cut.

590
00:39:51,926 --> 00:39:54,528
That... that's not
being very helpful, ma'am.

591
00:39:55,663 --> 00:39:57,098
Thanks for your time, Mr. Loder.

592
00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:59,432
If we have any additional
questions we'll, uh...

593
00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:00,568
we'll get in touch.

594
00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:03,304
Okay. Here to help, Officer.

595
00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:04,471
You have a good day.

596
00:40:04,538 --> 00:40:06,340
Okay. Thank you, Officer.

597
00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:07,909
Keep up the good work.

598
00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:10,811
Let's go, Mom.

599
00:40:40,741 --> 00:40:43,110
Astrid wants to invite you
to dinner.

600
00:40:43,177 --> 00:40:45,012
Okay. That's very nice
of her.

601
00:40:47,949 --> 00:40:50,351
Oh, now. Tonight?

602
00:40:50,418 --> 00:40:51,218
Yes.

603
00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,353
Oh.

604
00:40:53,087 --> 00:40:56,057
Unless you'd rather not
or you've eaten already?

605
00:40:57,457 --> 00:41:00,227
No, neither.

606
00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:04,899
Um... Okay, thank you.

607
00:41:04,966 --> 00:41:09,103
I'm just gonna be a minute,
I gotta put on my face.

608
00:41:10,504 --> 00:41:12,039
Don't be long.

609
00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:22,049
Your forehead's bleeding.

610
00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:24,185
Oh.

611
00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:32,793
No, I don't think it is.

612
00:41:34,929 --> 00:41:36,931
It must be the light in here.

613
00:41:53,581 --> 00:41:57,752
Okay, this is older than
you two put together.

614
00:41:57,818 --> 00:42:00,888
It's a Bordeaux '32.
Open it, Mr. Loder.

615
00:42:08,562 --> 00:42:13,634
So, tell me about yourself.
Any past lives?

616
00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:16,637
Wives, children?

617
00:42:16,704 --> 00:42:21,242
I'm afraid I have been
perpetually alone

618
00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:23,310
for quite some time now.

619
00:42:25,646 --> 00:42:27,214
By choice?

620
00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:31,152
By happenstance.

621
00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:35,389
My wife died 12 years ago.

622
00:42:35,456 --> 00:42:38,592
Yes, I'm so sorry.
I feel that pain.

623
00:42:38,659 --> 00:42:40,127
Thank you.

624
00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:41,695
What was her name?

625
00:42:43,397 --> 00:42:44,932
Molly.

626
00:42:45,499 --> 00:42:46,967
Mm.

627
00:42:48,302 --> 00:42:49,904
Here's to Molly.

628
00:42:52,339 --> 00:42:54,475
No, I don't...
I've had enough.

629
00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:56,110
Life is short.

630
00:42:58,547 --> 00:43:00,748
Nothing longer than life.

631
00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:08,222
And you, Astrid?

632
00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:11,025
Me? Let's see now.

633
00:43:11,092 --> 00:43:13,594
I had five countries,
four husbands,

634
00:43:13,661 --> 00:43:19,667
twenty-six cats and kids
all over the world.

635
00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,602
How many kids?

636
00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:23,137
Oh, let me think now.

637
00:43:23,204 --> 00:43:28,577
One doctor, one lawyer,
one mathematician.

638
00:43:28,642 --> 00:43:32,179
Um... a butcher, a baker,
a candlestick maker.

639
00:43:33,781 --> 00:43:35,916
And my, uh...
and my precious

640
00:43:35,983 --> 00:43:39,019
little personal attorney,
Magpie.

641
00:43:39,086 --> 00:43:41,590
What kind of law do you
practice, Magpie?

642
00:43:41,655 --> 00:43:44,526
Oh. Probate, mostly.

643
00:43:44,593 --> 00:43:47,995
Wills, real estate,
property disputes.

644
00:43:48,062 --> 00:43:51,566
Okay, so she will settle
the property transfer

645
00:43:51,632 --> 00:43:53,267
when the time comes.

646
00:43:53,334 --> 00:43:55,369
What property transfer?

647
00:43:55,436 --> 00:43:56,670
Well, Astrid and I...

648
00:43:56,737 --> 00:43:58,839
No, no.
He bought the house, Mag.

649
00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:02,843
He bought the house and
it's gonna go to him when...

650
00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:06,548
I mean, when I croak.
I want a berry pie.

651
00:44:06,615 --> 00:44:07,748
I think we're all set, Mom.

652
00:44:07,815 --> 00:44:09,683
No need for sweets
after all that wine.

653
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,719
-No.
-No, it's...

654
00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:13,420
No, we have a guest
to consider.

655
00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:14,623
I'm not a sweet person.

656
00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:15,923
Oh, I can see that.

657
00:44:15,990 --> 00:44:17,626
Let me... let's get ready
for bed.

658
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,226
I have to take my shot.

659
00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:23,632
I have the ultimate fountain
of youth solution.

660
00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:26,767
I do lots and lots
of vitamin C

661
00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:30,171
blended with Human
Growth Hormone.

662
00:44:30,237 --> 00:44:32,173
And then my doctor says,
by the way,

663
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,375
that my innards are like
a 40-year-old

664
00:44:34,441 --> 00:44:36,076
and I may never die.

665
00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:40,281
Good night.

666
00:45:15,216 --> 00:45:16,450
Mr. Loder...

667
00:45:17,552 --> 00:45:20,221
She's in the early stages
of dementia.

668
00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:22,691
Whatever arrangement you think
you have with her

669
00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:26,227
will be worthless
in a court of law.

670
00:45:26,293 --> 00:45:28,495
This house will never be
your house.

671
00:45:30,831 --> 00:45:33,133
You have anything to say?

672
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:38,973
It was a wonderful evening,
Maggie. Thank you.

673
00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:40,808
I'll enact a power of attorney
and evict you

674
00:45:40,874 --> 00:45:42,776
before the week's out.

675
00:45:44,445 --> 00:45:46,648
You wouldn't wanna get a power
of attorney, Maggie,

676
00:45:46,715 --> 00:45:48,550
this late into
Astrid's dementia.

677
00:45:48,617 --> 00:45:51,986
There are laws about that
that protect the elderly.

678
00:46:07,835 --> 00:46:10,271
She has offspring, Dell!

679
00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:11,238
An heir.

680
00:46:11,305 --> 00:46:13,874
I have a contested will
in my future.

681
00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:15,610
I sold everything
for that house.

682
00:46:15,677 --> 00:46:17,778
Everything I own!

683
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:20,281
Well, good thing
it wasn't much.

684
00:46:20,347 --> 00:46:24,552
I'm gonna sue you...
and everyone involved with you!

685
00:46:24,619 --> 00:46:26,987
Your families,
your whole company!

686
00:46:27,054 --> 00:46:30,725
Come on, Phil,
you're losing your mind.

687
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,226
Show some class.

688
00:46:32,293 --> 00:46:35,229
I will be sleeping on your
organic Royal Pedic pillow-top

689
00:46:35,296 --> 00:46:37,164
in six months.

690
00:46:43,538 --> 00:46:45,472
Are you done with the threats?

691
00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:53,981
Just get it out.
Get it out.

692
00:46:54,048 --> 00:46:57,217
You told me the old lady
has no children.

693
00:46:57,284 --> 00:46:59,853
Well, I told you
what she told me.

694
00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:02,557
We don't run background checks.

695
00:47:02,624 --> 00:47:03,857
Why not?

696
00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:05,859
They're not criminals
and we're not the FBI.

697
00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:08,262
She's also hopping around
like Fred Astaire.

698
00:47:08,329 --> 00:47:11,065
There's no oxygen, no...
no wheelchair.

699
00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:14,636
She is not actively dying,
doctor. No.

700
00:47:14,703 --> 00:47:17,171
Do you wish death upon her?

701
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,342
Not tomorrow.

702
00:47:23,077 --> 00:47:26,914
No! No, no.
That's awful.

703
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,617
I do not wish death upon anyone.

704
00:47:29,684 --> 00:47:31,085
Oh, God.

705
00:47:31,151 --> 00:47:33,588
I'm saddened to receive such
sagacity from an asshole.

706
00:47:33,655 --> 00:47:36,090
I'm only an asshole
to you, Phil.

707
00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,761
Your experience of me
is wholly your own.

708
00:47:39,828 --> 00:47:41,395
Okay. Okay, Plato.

709
00:47:41,462 --> 00:47:45,533
I think you are an asshole
therefore you are one.

710
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,835
You exhaust me.

711
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,168
What are we gonna do?

712
00:47:48,235 --> 00:47:50,170
We need more information.

713
00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:52,940
I know this guy and he does
this sort of thing.

714
00:47:53,006 --> 00:47:54,341
Oh, you know a guy.

715
00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:55,844
He'll find out everything there
is to know about her

716
00:47:55,909 --> 00:47:57,344
and her kids.

717
00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:59,514
So just chill out.

718
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,615
Chilling out.

719
00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:02,717
-Huh?
-Yeah.

720
00:48:02,784 --> 00:48:04,351
Let me make this right.

721
00:48:07,756 --> 00:48:11,392
What kind of moron buys a house
under such circumstances

722
00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:17,498
without doing a background
check of the owner?

723
00:48:21,703 --> 00:48:23,838
Wait a minute.

724
00:48:23,904 --> 00:48:25,874
You aren't... are you crying?

725
00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:27,609
I'm sorry.

726
00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:29,410
You're crying.

727
00:48:34,716 --> 00:48:36,450
Thank you, Jerry.

728
00:48:36,518 --> 00:48:39,587
I had my whole life wrapped up
in that house.

729
00:48:39,654 --> 00:48:43,290
I sold everything.
I mean, I have nothing, Jer.

730
00:48:43,357 --> 00:48:47,294
Literally nothing.
And I'm just sad.

731
00:48:47,361 --> 00:48:48,563
I'm so sad.

732
00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:51,599
Oh, okay. I have seen a lot
of tears in here.

733
00:48:51,666 --> 00:48:54,168
I get it.

734
00:48:54,234 --> 00:48:57,137
Jerry. What can we...
what can we do?

735
00:48:57,204 --> 00:49:01,576
We can turn over every stone,
find out who this Astrid is.

736
00:49:01,643 --> 00:49:03,578
Surveil this Maggie.

737
00:49:03,645 --> 00:49:09,349
See how many other kids
there are, wills, etcetera.

738
00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,719
See what your options are.
Hmm?

739
00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:15,489
We can make it as right
as we can.

740
00:49:15,557 --> 00:49:17,458
That's what I do.

741
00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:23,997
Uh... the daughter, the one
who threatened you.

742
00:49:24,064 --> 00:49:25,499
Maggie Pennington.

743
00:49:25,567 --> 00:49:26,568
Maggie.

744
00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:32,507
Huh.

745
00:49:32,574 --> 00:49:35,309
Attorney at law.

746
00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:38,680
Seems to be a local bigwig
with the Chamber of Commerce,

747
00:49:38,746 --> 00:49:40,147
the Planning Board,

748
00:49:40,214 --> 00:49:45,319
the City Council advisory
panel. Single.

749
00:49:45,385 --> 00:49:46,788
How're you getting all that?

750
00:49:46,855 --> 00:49:48,556
Her Facebook page?

751
00:49:52,894 --> 00:49:53,895
Yeah.

752
00:49:53,962 --> 00:49:55,329
Mmhmm.

753
00:49:57,832 --> 00:49:59,032
And then look at this.

754
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:00,501
Astrid...

755
00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:06,406
When the gap between rich
and poor ballooned in the 1920s,

756
00:50:06,473 --> 00:50:09,009
the wealth cavity reached
critical mass

757
00:50:09,076 --> 00:50:11,044
and no one paid attention.

758
00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:12,680
Then it ruptured,
causing the Great Depression.

759
00:50:12,747 --> 00:50:15,015
Billions of dollars lost,
millions of people destitute.

760
00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:17,785
Hoovervilles in every park.

761
00:50:19,186 --> 00:50:22,389
America at its finest. Ah.

762
00:50:24,324 --> 00:50:27,427
The whole system is
one bureaucratic,

763
00:50:27,494 --> 00:50:32,600
unfiltered cesspool with
a side of ass plunging.

764
00:50:32,667 --> 00:50:37,572
We work, we save,
we make sacrifices...

765
00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:40,140
sacrifices.

766
00:50:42,276 --> 00:50:48,282
All so we can have four walls
and a roof or a plot of land,

767
00:50:48,348 --> 00:50:50,785
a place to hang
your proverbial hat.

768
00:50:50,852 --> 00:50:54,454
Which, by the way, you sold
to your dick toast neighbor

769
00:50:54,522 --> 00:51:00,093
for $0.50 and the asshole
gave it to you in nickels.

770
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:05,232
So... bend over boys and girls
and take the long rod

771
00:51:05,299 --> 00:51:10,038
of economic life in the old
U.S. of A!

772
00:51:11,839 --> 00:51:14,341
Housing market.
Oh, bonds, funds.

773
00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:17,210
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

774
00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:19,446
Just tools of the rich

775
00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:21,749
to help them accumulate
more and more wealth,

776
00:51:21,816 --> 00:51:25,319
while sucking the life
out of the middle class,

777
00:51:25,385 --> 00:51:28,690
which holds its ankles
and hopes that Aunt Sue dies,

778
00:51:28,756 --> 00:51:30,658
so she can leave that
pittance of inheritance,

779
00:51:30,725 --> 00:51:32,594
so they can finally pay off
the mortgage

780
00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:35,495
that's choking the life
out of them.

781
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,537
Yes, the little man is fucked.

782
00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:50,243
Pun intended.

783
00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:20,074
Son, if you wanna be something,
you better be good at it.

784
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:23,410
'Cause life doesn't treat
failures kindly.

785
00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:27,481
Thanks Dad, I miss you.

786
00:53:01,783 --> 00:53:03,618
I read your agreement.

787
00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:06,554
The point is not part of
the common area.

788
00:53:06,621 --> 00:53:09,222
You have use of
the side easement.

789
00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:14,361
You would deny a man
a view like this?

790
00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:17,565
A man who would swindle an
old lady out of her estate? Yes.

791
00:53:17,632 --> 00:53:22,369
See, that is not a truism.
Astrid and I made a deal.

792
00:53:22,436 --> 00:53:24,872
She sought out that deal,
I did not.

793
00:53:24,939 --> 00:53:26,674
She advertised.
I showed up.

794
00:53:26,741 --> 00:53:29,276
The terms were hers.
We signed a contract.

795
00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:32,547
That is the story
in its totality.

796
00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:36,084
She should have consulted me
before any of this.

797
00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:37,350
I agree.

798
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:44,257
The whole situation has
become very unpleasant

799
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:47,461
for all involved.

800
00:53:59,607 --> 00:54:02,877
Every penny I never had
is tied up in this place.

801
00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:06,881
Hence the box of wine.

802
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,751
You care to partake?

803
00:54:09,817 --> 00:54:10,985
No, it smells awful.

804
00:54:11,052 --> 00:54:12,787
It tastes even worse.

805
00:54:15,556 --> 00:54:19,026
You have nothing to lose
but your demureness.

806
00:54:32,974 --> 00:54:37,444
Don't consider this anything
more than a courtesy.

807
00:54:37,512 --> 00:54:41,516
We shall call it...
congeniality.

808
00:54:46,721 --> 00:54:52,026
Here's to a long life
and a merry one.

809
00:54:52,093 --> 00:54:55,663
A quick death
than an easy one.

810
00:54:55,730 --> 00:54:59,399
A pretty girl
and an honest one.

811
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:01,536
The cold pint and another one.

812
00:55:10,845 --> 00:55:12,213
It's awful.

813
00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:18,719
A pretty girl
and an honest one.

814
00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:25,458
Orion.

815
00:55:25,526 --> 00:55:29,697
Orion, right. Right.

816
00:55:29,764 --> 00:55:31,232
He, Orion...

817
00:55:31,299 --> 00:55:32,733
Mmhmm.

818
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:37,271
Boasted that he would kill
every animal on Earth,

819
00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:41,976
so Artemis sent a scorpion
to deal with Orion,

820
00:55:42,043 --> 00:55:45,813
and the scorpion killed Orion
and then Zeus...

821
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,381
he raised the scorpion up
to heaven.

822
00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:50,618
And later he did the same
with Orion

823
00:55:50,685 --> 00:55:56,356
to teach us mere mortals to curb
our excessive pride.

824
00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:02,730
-I'm a Scorpio.
-Mmhmm.

825
00:56:02,797 --> 00:56:04,799
Why don't you take me
to your lair

826
00:56:04,866 --> 00:56:08,936
and beat the excessive pride
from my loins?

827
00:56:09,003 --> 00:56:11,806
-Oh, I'm curious.
-Hmm.

828
00:56:16,344 --> 00:56:19,647
I've never had boxed wine.

829
00:56:57,818 --> 00:56:59,186
Hello? Astrid?

830
00:57:13,901 --> 00:57:15,069
Ah, shit.

831
00:57:23,911 --> 00:57:25,713
Ah! Oh!

832
00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:27,815
God!

833
00:57:36,824 --> 00:57:38,225
Ow! Ah!

834
00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:48,669
Astrid?

835
00:57:59,413 --> 00:58:00,948
It looks like she slipped
on some water.

836
00:58:01,015 --> 00:58:02,583
Yeah, I don't know.
I wasn't with her.

837
00:58:02,650 --> 00:58:05,252
It looks like that water came
from upstairs.

838
00:58:05,319 --> 00:58:06,320
And?

839
00:58:06,387 --> 00:58:09,590
Your bathroom? The toilet?

840
00:58:09,657 --> 00:58:11,158
Yeah. I don't... I...

841
00:58:11,225 --> 00:58:12,960
Drains are connected.

842
00:58:14,662 --> 00:58:15,930
Look, her son is the plumber.

843
00:58:15,997 --> 00:58:17,665
So, what are you...
what are you saying?

844
00:58:17,732 --> 00:58:19,433
I'm saying that she slipped
on some water

845
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:22,703
that possibly came
from your toilet.

846
00:58:22,770 --> 00:58:23,904
Oh.

847
00:58:23,971 --> 00:58:26,807
So, your crime theory is that
I rigged my shitter

848
00:58:26,874 --> 00:58:29,010
to leak water that traveled
through the connecting pipes,

849
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,379
that dripped in the exact spot
where the old lady

850
00:58:31,445 --> 00:58:33,381
was gonna be walking?

851
00:58:33,447 --> 00:58:34,782
Phil!

852
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,618
Ride with me, please?

853
00:58:48,429 --> 00:58:49,296
Miss Pennington?

854
00:58:49,363 --> 00:58:50,831
Yes, Doctor.

855
00:58:51,499 --> 00:58:53,467
Okay. Uh... so we got her
heartbeat back.

856
00:58:53,534 --> 00:58:55,369
Ah. Thank you.

857
00:58:55,436 --> 00:58:56,470
Thank you.

858
00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:58,272
Is she conscious,
can I see her?

859
00:59:00,307 --> 00:59:01,275
Hello.

860
00:59:01,342 --> 00:59:02,343
They got her heart beating.

861
00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:03,644
Oh, God, that's great.

862
00:59:03,711 --> 00:59:05,846
Well, it's a bit more
complicated than that.

863
00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:07,748
I'm sorry. Are you...
are you family?

864
00:59:07,815 --> 00:59:09,316
Doctor, he's with me.
He lives with Mom.

865
00:59:09,383 --> 00:59:12,853
Okay. Uh, well... so... yes,
we got her heartbeat back.

866
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,524
But she was without a heartbeat
for a very long time,

867
00:59:15,589 --> 00:59:17,858
essentially without any oxygen.

868
00:59:17,925 --> 00:59:21,729
Oh, God.
Please, no.

869
00:59:21,796 --> 00:59:24,865
I've seen these things
go many different ways,

870
00:59:24,932 --> 00:59:28,569
so try to stay even about it,
as hard as that is.

871
00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:30,604
We're doing all that we can.

872
00:59:32,507 --> 00:59:34,675
Okay? Yeah.

873
00:59:41,582 --> 00:59:43,984
Try to stay even.

874
00:59:44,051 --> 00:59:45,953
Who says that?

875
00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:50,157
I just think he's
being optimistic.

876
00:59:52,561 --> 00:59:54,228
What does that mean?

877
00:59:55,329 --> 00:59:56,430
What?

878
00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:58,032
Being optimistic?

879
00:59:58,099 --> 01:00:01,368
I don't know.
I'm not a doctor.

880
01:00:01,435 --> 01:00:04,672
I don't know what he
was thinking.

881
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:05,973
I just think given
the situation,

882
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,808
he was just trying to be
positive, you know,

883
01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:10,945
because the odds are... what?

884
01:00:11,011 --> 01:00:12,880
No. I mean, it's common
knowledge

885
01:00:12,947 --> 01:00:14,181
that without a heartbeat,

886
01:00:14,248 --> 01:00:16,784
without blood being pumped
through your body,

887
01:00:16,851 --> 01:00:19,787
without oxygen to your brain...

888
01:00:19,854 --> 01:00:23,023
I had an uncle who had
the exact same problem.

889
01:00:23,090 --> 01:00:26,093
I'm sorry we did
what we did last night.

890
01:00:29,063 --> 01:00:30,097
Now Maggie...

891
01:00:30,164 --> 01:00:32,366
I don't think
you're a very good person.

892
01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:57,057
This is my parking spot.

893
01:00:57,758 --> 01:00:59,727
The one thing I own around here.

894
01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:25,386
The locks have been changed.
Check your messages, Phil.

895
01:01:29,423 --> 01:01:30,724
Housing market.

896
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:35,896
Oh, bonds, funds, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

897
01:01:35,963 --> 01:01:39,867
I've been having a series
of very bad days.

898
01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:42,069
This behavior conflicts with
every single ethics regulation

899
01:01:42,136 --> 01:01:44,606
known here at Brockton
University

900
01:01:44,673 --> 01:01:46,774
or any university in
the Western Hemisphere.

901
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:50,344
I know, I know.
I was totally out of control.

902
01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:51,680
I am guilty.

903
01:01:51,745 --> 01:01:53,247
Who's Claire Milano?

904
01:01:55,617 --> 01:01:59,420
Uh... I believe she's a student
in my cultural econ class.

905
01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:00,788
She's left me several messages

906
01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:04,593
wanting to discuss your
behavior outside of class.

907
01:02:04,659 --> 01:02:06,327
I see.

908
01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:08,295
You're suspended, Phil.

909
01:02:08,362 --> 01:02:09,930
The department will conduct
a full investigation

910
01:02:09,997 --> 01:02:11,533
into your behaviors.

911
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,035
Craig. It's all conjecture,
really.

912
01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:18,439
I mean, the person is guilty
until proven innocent.

913
01:02:18,506 --> 01:02:20,774
It's still America, right?

914
01:02:20,841 --> 01:02:23,043
There are protections
for teachers.

915
01:02:23,110 --> 01:02:24,745
Teachers do have protections.

916
01:02:24,812 --> 01:02:28,749
There are protections
for tenured professors here.

917
01:02:30,451 --> 01:02:32,286
I need this job, Craig.

918
01:02:34,955 --> 01:02:36,757
You're my friend, right?

919
01:02:38,526 --> 01:02:40,528
We're friends, Craig.

920
01:02:40,595 --> 01:02:41,996
Friends, Philip?

921
01:02:44,098 --> 01:02:48,202
Friends read friends'
journal research reviews.

922
01:03:30,745 --> 01:03:32,012
Ah!

923
01:03:32,647 --> 01:03:34,214
Come on, we gotta get two.

924
01:03:35,282 --> 01:03:37,619
I got two!
I got two!

925
01:03:37,686 --> 01:03:39,688
Here, here, here.

926
01:03:39,754 --> 01:03:40,988
Whoo!

927
01:03:43,658 --> 01:03:46,795
Phil! You son of an angel.

928
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:48,596
Please, come here.

929
01:03:54,736 --> 01:03:56,003
Phil.

930
01:03:58,272 --> 01:03:59,541
Come here.

931
01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,544
You saved my life.

932
01:04:02,610 --> 01:04:04,579
I don't understand.

933
01:04:04,646 --> 01:04:06,180
Nobody does.

934
01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:13,187
Only... a higher power.
And God herself.

935
01:04:15,623 --> 01:04:17,891
What are doctors for?
Oh.

936
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,661
They know you should still
be in the hospital

937
01:04:19,728 --> 01:04:21,028
under observation.

938
01:04:21,095 --> 01:04:22,831
That is such bullshit.

939
01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:30,437
They just love to poke and probe
and discover the undiscoverable.

940
01:04:30,505 --> 01:04:32,172
I wanna tell you something.

941
01:04:42,883 --> 01:04:45,653
I saw Jesus.

942
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,689
He talked to me.

943
01:04:47,756 --> 01:04:52,292
He sounded like Jimmy Stewart
but he looked like Prince.

944
01:04:52,359 --> 01:04:53,127
You were...

945
01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:54,829
I was dead for 12 minutes,

946
01:04:54,895 --> 01:04:57,931
and they thought it was
my heart, but it wasn't.

947
01:04:57,998 --> 01:04:59,032
What was it?

948
01:04:59,099 --> 01:05:00,267
Well, they're not certain.

949
01:05:00,334 --> 01:05:02,269
One doctor believes
it was a gas bubble

950
01:05:02,336 --> 01:05:04,405
blocking oxygen
to her windpipe.

951
01:05:04,471 --> 01:05:07,542
Right. I will never eat
hummus again.

952
01:05:07,609 --> 01:05:09,143
Who cares?

953
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:12,479
Because of you... I woke up,

954
01:05:12,547 --> 01:05:15,349
I got myself dressed
and walked out of that

955
01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:18,720
God forbidden
antiseptic hospital,

956
01:05:18,787 --> 01:05:22,757
and I came here to look at
the sunset.

957
01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:24,491
All because of you.

958
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:28,763
I don't know what to say.

959
01:05:28,830 --> 01:05:32,199
Just know you are an angel,
Phil.

960
01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:35,570
And because of you, I'm gonna
see many more sunsets.

961
01:05:47,414 --> 01:05:49,617
I've seen a lotta freak-shows
in my day.

962
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:54,589
But you, you're in a category
all by your lonesome.

963
01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:57,859
I expect that verbal diarrhea

964
01:05:57,926 --> 01:06:00,829
is because of what's inside
this envelope?

965
01:06:00,895 --> 01:06:02,564
You're damn tootin'.

966
01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:12,841
What kind of sick pervert
hires a professional

967
01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:15,944
to surveil the woman
he's fornicating

968
01:06:16,009 --> 01:06:19,581
to take intimate photos
of the most bizarre...

969
01:06:19,647 --> 01:06:21,549
No, no, no, no.

970
01:06:21,616 --> 01:06:26,654
The most dangerous acts
of sexual deviance

971
01:06:26,721 --> 01:06:28,455
I've ever witnessed.

972
01:06:28,523 --> 01:06:29,557
Wow.

973
01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:32,627
Holy shit.

974
01:06:32,694 --> 01:06:34,228
Yeah. Holy shit.

975
01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:36,631
I couldn't kiss my wife
this morning.

976
01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:40,234
How did you get these?

977
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:43,705
I'm a private investigator,
Mr. Loder.

978
01:06:43,771 --> 01:06:49,176
I said I would track the lady
and that's what I did.

979
01:06:49,243 --> 01:06:51,613
It's like you were right there
in the room.

980
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:52,714
It's incredible.

981
01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:54,983
Okay, okay, alright.
Okay, okay.

982
01:06:55,048 --> 01:06:57,351
Dell, these are private.
It's private.

983
01:06:57,417 --> 01:06:59,453
And you... you're a private
investigator.

984
01:06:59,521 --> 01:07:02,389
You're bound to code
of confidentiality.

985
01:07:02,456 --> 01:07:05,058
I know what I'm bound to.
Now I know what you're bound to.

986
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:07,996
Next time just have some decency

987
01:07:08,061 --> 01:07:10,632
and take selfies
for shit's sakes.

988
01:07:10,698 --> 01:07:13,066
I'm not even gonna begin
to defend myself here,

989
01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:15,402
that hasn't been really
working out for me.

990
01:07:15,469 --> 01:07:19,774
But I've got to say, you are
very gifted at your job.

991
01:07:19,841 --> 01:07:22,409
To a fault.

992
01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:24,411
What else did you find out
about Miss Pennington?

993
01:07:24,478 --> 01:07:26,113
I'm waiting on
the background check,

994
01:07:26,179 --> 01:07:27,849
medical and dental records

995
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:32,620
and financial history and I'll
continue my surveillance.

996
01:07:35,957 --> 01:07:37,124
No, thanks.

997
01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:38,560
I understand.

998
01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:26,841
Is Nite-Aid a hallucinogen?

999
01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:28,610
It contains doxylamine

1000
01:08:28,676 --> 01:08:30,745
which can leave you
feeling disoriented.

1001
01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:35,248
The phenylephrine can cause
dizziness and light-headedness.

1002
01:08:35,315 --> 01:08:37,552
You remind me of me.

1003
01:08:37,619 --> 01:08:41,956
I want you to get serious about
seeing a psychiatrist, Philip.

1004
01:08:42,023 --> 01:08:44,458
You're losing your grip
on reality.

1005
01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:45,693
I know.

1006
01:08:46,894 --> 01:08:53,568
Ugh. Oh, I gotta...
I gotta pee.

1007
01:08:53,635 --> 01:08:55,937
Oh...

1008
01:09:38,746 --> 01:09:40,548
Whoa! My brakes!

1009
01:09:40,615 --> 01:09:41,683
Whoa, whoa!

1010
01:09:43,017 --> 01:09:44,384
Oh!

1011
01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,525
God.

1012
01:10:09,276 --> 01:10:10,645
Oh, my God.

1013
01:10:10,712 --> 01:10:13,948
Oh, you keep showing...
oh, my God.

1014
01:10:14,015 --> 01:10:16,383
You saved my life again.

1015
01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:17,985
No, no, no, no, no.

1016
01:10:18,052 --> 01:10:19,286
Yes, yes.

1017
01:10:19,352 --> 01:10:23,891
You were sent to me from
heaven to watch over me.

1018
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,793
And this I know to be true.

1019
01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:28,196
I think I did something
to your wheelchair.

1020
01:10:28,261 --> 01:10:29,396
I think I messed with it.

1021
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:30,598
Stop avoiding the light.

1022
01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:31,999
I think I tried to kill you,
Astrid!

1023
01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:33,034
You did not.

1024
01:10:33,101 --> 01:10:34,301
Yes, I think I did!

1025
01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:36,003
I was drinking, and I don't
know anymore.

1026
01:10:36,070 --> 01:10:39,272
I don't know anything
anymore. But I had Nite-Aid,
and I think...

1027
01:10:39,339 --> 01:10:42,610
I think... I don't... I'm not...
I'm not married.

1028
01:10:42,677 --> 01:10:46,480
Beatrice, my wife,
she's an imaginary woman.

1029
01:10:46,547 --> 01:10:48,916
Beatrice... and she has
a twin.

1030
01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:52,285
It's a sad male fantasy.

1031
01:10:52,352 --> 01:10:55,890
Every time I see the light,
I see your face.

1032
01:10:55,957 --> 01:10:58,291
It's just because I'm standing
over you backlit.

1033
01:10:58,358 --> 01:11:00,895
Say whatever you want.

1034
01:11:02,496 --> 01:11:05,099
It's... you'll understand
one day.

1035
01:11:05,166 --> 01:11:06,601
Like I do.

1036
01:11:12,039 --> 01:11:13,273
Phil?

1037
01:11:29,590 --> 01:11:33,528
I'm... this little old lady.

1038
01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:39,133
And I get to say whatever
the fuck I want to.

1039
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,769
This is it.

1040
01:11:43,905 --> 01:11:45,606
I love you.

1041
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:49,744
I don't know how long
it's been

1042
01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:56,349
since you've heard those words,
but... I love you.

1043
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:57,885
Thank you.

1044
01:12:05,693 --> 01:12:08,428
Oh... yeah.

1045
01:12:10,598 --> 01:12:13,500
I don't want the house anymore.

1046
01:12:13,568 --> 01:12:17,104
You can have it, Phil.
It's yours.

1047
01:12:17,171 --> 01:12:21,776
I don't want it.
I'm done, Astrid.

1048
01:12:21,843 --> 01:12:30,952
I need to get far away.
I don't care about the money.

1049
01:12:31,018 --> 01:12:35,857
I just... oh, God, I just want
my soul back.

1050
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:37,792
Oh, you are serious?

1051
01:12:37,859 --> 01:12:38,960
Yes.

1052
01:12:39,026 --> 01:12:39,994
I see that.

1053
01:12:40,061 --> 01:12:41,696
I'm clear.

1054
01:12:41,762 --> 01:12:42,930
Oh, I'll just give it
to the kids.

1055
01:12:42,997 --> 01:12:45,766
They're gonna fight over
my grave anyway.

1056
01:12:47,068 --> 01:12:48,269
I don't think so.

1057
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:50,338
Yeah, well, you don't
know them like I do.

1058
01:12:50,403 --> 01:12:53,541
No, I mean I don't think
you're ever gonna die.

1059
01:12:54,909 --> 01:12:56,744
That's the real problem.

1060
01:12:58,079 --> 01:12:59,479
Sorry.

1061
01:13:01,082 --> 01:13:02,049
It's true.

1062
01:13:02,116 --> 01:13:03,416
That's a thought.

1063
01:13:03,483 --> 01:13:04,819
Well, you're like a cat.

1064
01:13:08,656 --> 01:13:11,092
And now you've got
seven lives left.

1065
01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:12,293
Yes!

1066
01:13:19,901 --> 01:13:21,035
It's true.

1067
01:13:21,102 --> 01:13:22,435
Yes, it's true.

1068
01:13:22,502 --> 01:13:23,838
Kitty kitty.

1069
01:13:28,209 --> 01:13:29,710
Laugh it up.

1070
01:13:30,544 --> 01:13:32,113
Crazy old lady.

1071
01:13:32,179 --> 01:13:33,514
Be quiet.

1072
01:13:33,581 --> 01:13:35,917
I'm never gonna die so
I don't have to hear you.

1073
01:13:38,986 --> 01:13:40,855
Okay.

1074
01:13:40,922 --> 01:13:41,421
Alright.

1075
01:13:41,488 --> 01:13:42,757
I love you.

1076
01:14:02,743 --> 01:14:06,147
Phil. Come, come dance
with me.

1077
01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:41,449
You know...
you can, you can love.

1078
01:14:41,515 --> 01:14:43,551
You can be happy.
You can be whole.

1079
01:14:43,617 --> 01:14:45,219
You can be safe.

1080
01:14:47,188 --> 01:14:49,623
I want that.

1081
01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:51,625
You deserve it, Phil.

1082
01:14:56,197 --> 01:15:02,370
How would it work with us?

1083
01:15:02,436 --> 01:15:04,205
How would what work?

1084
01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:06,173
Making love, everything.

1085
01:15:11,812 --> 01:15:13,681
I wanna feel your lights.

1086
01:15:31,065 --> 01:15:33,334
Come on.
Let's go.

1087
01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:41,308
Be gentle with me, Phil.

1088
01:16:07,168 --> 01:16:08,135
No.

1089
01:16:08,202 --> 01:16:15,843
Oh... Oh, yes.
Alright. I love you, Phil.

1090
01:16:18,547 --> 01:16:20,581
I love you, too, Astrid.

1091
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,988
Hello.

1092
01:17:01,055 --> 01:17:02,223
Thanks.

1093
01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:05,159
Oh, you might wanna wear this.
She's a little wobbly.

1094
01:17:06,961 --> 01:17:10,197
Okay. Into the verve.

1095
01:17:18,839 --> 01:17:21,041
Sorry I'm late, car trouble.

1096
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:23,043
Oh, you bought a car?

1097
01:17:24,178 --> 01:17:25,379
It's an aphorism.

1098
01:17:26,647 --> 01:17:28,282
I ordered an appetizer.

1099
01:17:28,816 --> 01:17:31,719
I'm not gonna stay,
so thank you.

1100
01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:33,354
Oh.

1101
01:17:34,623 --> 01:17:36,591
Okay.

1102
01:17:36,657 --> 01:17:38,125
Let's just jump right in, then.

1103
01:17:38,192 --> 01:17:40,094
I'm here to jump.

1104
01:17:40,595 --> 01:17:42,096
I talked to the family

1105
01:17:42,163 --> 01:17:45,232
and they've decided to offer you
a partial refund of your money.

1106
01:17:46,033 --> 01:17:47,636
Partial, what does that mean?

1107
01:17:47,701 --> 01:17:48,903
$50,000.

1108
01:17:50,404 --> 01:17:52,106
You feel good about that?

1109
01:17:53,307 --> 01:17:55,042
I feel fine.

1110
01:17:55,109 --> 01:17:56,911
There's no out clause
in your contract.

1111
01:17:56,977 --> 01:17:59,046
Did you read your contract?

1112
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:02,750
My broker read it
on my behalf.

1113
01:18:02,816 --> 01:18:05,052
Yeah. You should get
a better broker.

1114
01:18:09,558 --> 01:18:12,159
$75,000.

1115
01:18:12,226 --> 01:18:13,961
No.

1116
01:18:14,028 --> 01:18:15,896
65K.

1117
01:18:15,963 --> 01:18:16,830
No.

1118
01:18:18,567 --> 01:18:20,267
60K, final offer.

1119
01:18:20,334 --> 01:18:22,703
50. Take it or leave it.

1120
01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:29,877
Fine, we have a deal.

1121
01:18:29,944 --> 01:18:32,112
The paperwork will be
at my office.

1122
01:18:32,179 --> 01:18:34,848
You can stop by any time
and sign.

1123
01:18:34,915 --> 01:18:38,452
The funds will be released
at that time.

1124
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,955
Who's gonna take care
of Astrid?

1125
01:18:41,021 --> 01:18:42,489
That's important to you?

1126
01:18:42,557 --> 01:18:43,991
It is.

1127
01:18:46,327 --> 01:18:51,832
She's, uh... reconsidering
an assisted living situation.

1128
01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:59,273
Well, as they say,
it is what it is.

1129
01:19:00,575 --> 01:19:02,309
Yes, it is.

1130
01:19:03,545 --> 01:19:06,113
You asshole.

1131
01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:07,381
Hello, Claire.

1132
01:19:07,448 --> 01:19:10,251
You know, you can't just sleep
with someone

1133
01:19:10,317 --> 01:19:14,522
and then discard them like
they're styrofoam.

1134
01:19:14,589 --> 01:19:17,391
Well, you really shouldn't
discard styrofoam, Claire.

1135
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:19,226
It is recyclable.

1136
01:19:20,595 --> 01:19:21,762
Okay.

1137
01:19:21,829 --> 01:19:23,998
Always a smart-ass.

1138
01:19:24,064 --> 01:19:26,668
You know, I'm seeing
someone else.

1139
01:19:26,735 --> 01:19:28,102
Well, I think
that's very healthy.

1140
01:19:28,168 --> 01:19:30,271
Why don't you two discuss
this in private?

1141
01:19:30,337 --> 01:19:33,007
So, you're sleeping
with him now?

1142
01:19:33,073 --> 01:19:35,075
-Claire...
-Don't touch me.

1143
01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:37,444
Um... that's really...

1144
01:19:38,812 --> 01:19:40,014
Um...

1145
01:19:47,921 --> 01:19:49,423
Claire, please. Please!

1146
01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:51,091
I had feelings for you.

1147
01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:53,494
Well, I didn't mean
for that to happen.

1148
01:19:54,895 --> 01:19:57,164
You know what?
I'm glad you got suspended.

1149
01:19:57,231 --> 01:19:59,300
It's not very nice to wish ill
upon people, Claire.

1150
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:01,770
Don't try to educate me
anymore, Dr. Loder.

1151
01:20:01,835 --> 01:20:03,971
You've lost that privilege.

1152
01:20:04,038 --> 01:20:05,406
How do I make this right?

1153
01:20:05,472 --> 01:20:07,676
I'm gonna make it right.
I've been talking to the Dean.

1154
01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:09,009
Yeah, he listens to me.

1155
01:20:09,076 --> 01:20:12,846
He understands me,
and he is a great writer.

1156
01:20:12,913 --> 01:20:15,517
His work on micro-lending
in Bangladesh

1157
01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:17,851
towers above your scribblings.

1158
01:20:17,918 --> 01:20:19,420
That's a real mind.

1159
01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:22,222
You're a shit writer, Phil.

1160
01:20:22,289 --> 01:20:24,925
I can't believe I ever thought
you had any talent.

1161
01:20:39,406 --> 01:20:40,941
$32.

1162
01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:16,276
Miss Pennington.
Fornicators.

1163
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,256
Go ahead and peck, little bird.

1164
01:22:04,692 --> 01:22:06,628
It's in your nature.

1165
01:22:23,076 --> 01:22:28,248
Astrid? Ah... Astrid.

1166
01:22:28,315 --> 01:22:29,450
Astrid?

1167
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,829
Okay, so I am at
St. Vincent's Memorial

1168
01:22:40,895 --> 01:22:44,264
in the, um, same place
we were before.

1169
01:22:44,331 --> 01:22:46,400
I haven't spoken
to the doctor yet.

1170
01:22:46,467 --> 01:22:53,140
Uh... but I guess you saw my
number and you didn't wanna...

1171
01:22:53,207 --> 01:22:56,544
Okay, here comes the doctor.
You should get here immediately.

1172
01:23:00,347 --> 01:23:01,381
Hello.

1173
01:23:01,448 --> 01:23:07,254
Okay. Um, well...
this is never easy. So...

1174
01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:08,489
No.

1175
01:23:10,457 --> 01:23:11,291
No.

1176
01:23:11,358 --> 01:23:12,760
She suffered a massive...

1177
01:23:12,827 --> 01:23:16,363
No, Astrid doesn't die.

1178
01:23:16,430 --> 01:23:21,068
She can't die.
She died died?

1179
01:23:26,841 --> 01:23:28,510
I'm sorry for your loss.

1180
01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:32,346
Is there anyone you'd like us
to call for you, perhaps?

1181
01:24:42,884 --> 01:24:46,554
Um... you all packed up?

1182
01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:47,922
Yeah.

1183
01:24:47,989 --> 01:24:50,625
I have left the domicile room
clean as per the exit agreement.

1184
01:24:52,225 --> 01:24:53,795
Which you still need to sign.

1185
01:24:53,861 --> 01:24:55,997
I will... on the way
out of town.

1186
01:24:56,064 --> 01:24:58,933
I trust the check will be there
waiting for me?

1187
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,868
Yeah, it is.

1188
01:25:00,935 --> 01:25:05,205
Alright then uh... goodbye.

1189
01:25:05,272 --> 01:25:07,441
I will leave the key
under the mat.

1190
01:25:09,777 --> 01:25:10,878
Phil...

1191
01:25:10,945 --> 01:25:13,213
Yeah, no... no. Don't...

1192
01:25:24,491 --> 01:25:28,462
Phil, I... I think this is
just... just great.

1193
01:25:28,529 --> 01:25:30,531
I mean, 50 grand?
Come on!

1194
01:25:30,598 --> 01:25:33,333
50 grand, that's nothing
to scoff at, right?

1195
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,202
Yeah, better than a kick
in the balls.

1196
01:25:35,268 --> 01:25:37,905
I mean, you got a wad of cash
in your pocket.

1197
01:25:37,972 --> 01:25:39,907
You're gonna hit
the road, right?

1198
01:25:39,974 --> 01:25:41,609
Explore what's out there
for you.

1199
01:25:41,676 --> 01:25:45,245
I mean, that's the American
dream. Right?

1200
01:25:45,312 --> 01:25:48,016
Look at me.
What do I got?

1201
01:25:48,082 --> 01:25:52,352
I mean, I've got... all the
money I could ever ask for.

1202
01:25:52,419 --> 01:25:57,792
I've got a big, beautiful house
and a wife who checks Zillow

1203
01:25:57,859 --> 01:26:02,096
every morning to see
what her half is worth.

1204
01:26:02,162 --> 01:26:03,631
Sorry to hear that, Dell.

1205
01:26:03,698 --> 01:26:05,465
I'm sorry to say it.

1206
01:26:07,367 --> 01:26:09,537
Uh... okay, gentlemen.

1207
01:26:09,604 --> 01:26:13,373
I've got a novel to write
and miles to go before I sleep.

1208
01:26:15,510 --> 01:26:16,711
Phil.

1209
01:26:17,945 --> 01:26:19,279
May our paths cross again.

1210
01:26:19,346 --> 01:26:21,649
You always know where
to find me.

1211
01:26:21,716 --> 01:26:22,884
Go get 'em.

1212
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:24,451
Okay. Thanks, Dell.

1213
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,722
Oh, and, uh... Phil.

1214
01:26:27,789 --> 01:26:31,224
Give me a jingle if you need me
to look at that exit contract.

1215
01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,618
I will dream as I see fit.

1216
01:27:15,536 --> 01:27:17,905
Hello, officer.
What seems to be the hubbub?

1217
01:27:17,972 --> 01:27:19,507
A memorial service.

1218
01:27:19,574 --> 01:27:21,809
Oh, must've been
a grand person.

1219
01:27:21,876 --> 01:27:24,011
Yeah, your housemate.

1220
01:27:30,585 --> 01:27:31,652
Come on!

1221
01:27:33,054 --> 01:27:34,321
Come on, now.

1222
01:27:40,995 --> 01:27:42,262
Yeah!

1223
01:27:45,398 --> 01:27:47,135
Is this for Astrid Fanelli?

1224
01:27:47,201 --> 01:27:49,670
Yeah. Were you one of
her kids?

1225
01:27:51,438 --> 01:27:52,707
Let's have some music!

1226
01:27:54,008 --> 01:27:54,809
Yes.

1227
01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:55,777
Come on!

1228
01:27:55,843 --> 01:27:56,911
I am.

1229
01:27:56,978 --> 01:27:58,613
From what year?

1230
01:27:58,679 --> 01:28:00,447
A while back.

1231
01:28:02,116 --> 01:28:03,383
Yeah! Opa!

1232
01:28:06,521 --> 01:28:09,824
And that was one of
Mama's favorites.

1233
01:28:09,891 --> 01:28:13,728
I remember how I first meet her
back in the 1990.

1234
01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:17,098
My family and I come to America
from Greece.

1235
01:28:17,165 --> 01:28:20,168
I have no friends.
I no spoke English

1236
01:28:20,234 --> 01:28:22,703
and my mother sent me
to this

1237
01:28:22,770 --> 01:28:24,906
American summer camp
to better in fit.

1238
01:28:26,140 --> 01:28:28,308
This beautiful woman,
Astrid Fanelli,

1239
01:28:28,375 --> 01:28:30,645
she have no kids for herself.

1240
01:28:30,711 --> 01:28:33,948
So she opened camp
for all the kids.

1241
01:28:34,015 --> 01:28:35,415
Alright!

1242
01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:40,221
But today we sing to her
all the songs she sing to us.

1243
01:29:18,526 --> 01:29:21,729
You just can't find tumble
marble anywhere these days.

1244
01:29:21,796 --> 01:29:24,364
Look at the detail here
in the stonework

1245
01:29:24,431 --> 01:29:27,702
It's really, really something
special, unique,

1246
01:29:27,768 --> 01:29:30,538
and it's original.
All of it, really.

1247
01:29:30,605 --> 01:29:35,977
Uh... of course, the view.
It comes with the property.

1248
01:29:45,052 --> 01:29:48,421
Hey. You gonna be okay?

1249
01:29:48,488 --> 01:29:51,826
Me? I'm not the one who died.

1250
01:29:53,361 --> 01:29:54,996
That happens.

1251
01:29:57,565 --> 01:30:00,167
Nothing to think about anymore.

1252
01:30:01,636 --> 01:30:04,538
You, on the other hand...

1253
01:30:04,605 --> 01:30:08,175
you're gonna be plagued
by thoughts and opinions,

1254
01:30:08,242 --> 01:30:11,078
vernacular, intellect.

1255
01:30:14,248 --> 01:30:17,251
These daydreams.

1256
01:30:17,318 --> 01:30:19,921
You gotta stop dreaming, Phil.

1257
01:30:22,290 --> 01:30:23,958
I'm gonna miss you.

1258
01:30:24,992 --> 01:30:26,493
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1259
01:30:41,042 --> 01:30:47,081
Well... congratulations.
You pulled it off, buddy.

1260
01:30:47,148 --> 01:30:53,955
We've got multiple offers all
way north of the asking price.

1261
01:30:54,021 --> 01:30:55,556
You're gonna be rich.

1262
01:30:57,258 --> 01:30:58,793
Okay?

1263
01:31:00,394 --> 01:31:02,163
Why aren't you falling
out of your chair?

1264
01:31:02,229 --> 01:31:05,833
Well, here's the deal.

1265
01:31:07,601 --> 01:31:11,339
I don't think I'm gonna sell.

1266
01:31:11,405 --> 01:31:14,075
This place has
sentimental value.

1267
01:31:16,777 --> 01:31:22,950
Astrid would not want me to.
Plus, the kids love the camp.

1268
01:31:23,017 --> 01:31:25,086
I'm not motivated.

1269
01:31:25,152 --> 01:31:28,122
You need to be motivated
about these things.

1270
01:31:28,189 --> 01:31:29,657
I want you to come clean
with me.

1271
01:31:29,724 --> 01:31:31,993
You did this deliberately.
You did it deliberately.

1272
01:31:32,059 --> 01:31:33,594
-You did, Phil.
-No.

1273
01:31:33,661 --> 01:31:35,262
You knew...
you knew all along

1274
01:31:35,329 --> 01:31:38,399
that you had no intentions
of selling the property.

1275
01:31:38,466 --> 01:31:40,568
No, I'm never
100 percent certain

1276
01:31:40,634 --> 01:31:43,537
about anything these days.
It's hard to be.

1277
01:31:49,210 --> 01:31:51,746
You motherless son of a bitch.

1278
01:31:51,812 --> 01:31:54,382
I have a mother, Dell.
She's a good woman.

1279
01:31:54,448 --> 01:31:56,784
You don't wanna be happy?
Fine.

1280
01:31:57,551 --> 01:31:59,020
Son of a bitch.

1281
01:32:00,254 --> 01:32:01,689
He's so angry.

1282
01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:03,958
Anger is fear turned outwards.

1283
01:32:04,025 --> 01:32:06,193
Well, he must be
very fearful then.

1284
01:32:08,029 --> 01:32:10,564
You want another?

1285
01:32:10,631 --> 01:32:12,566
Ahhh... you think I should?

1286
01:32:12,633 --> 01:32:15,236
You did say you're going
to curb your drinking.

1287
01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:16,404
Did I say that?

1288
01:32:16,470 --> 01:32:17,738
More than once.

1289
01:32:17,805 --> 01:32:19,573
You also said you were
going to see someone...

1290
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,242
a proper psychiatrist.

1291
01:32:21,308 --> 01:32:23,010
Yeah. I remember that.

1292
01:32:23,077 --> 01:32:26,247
Hey, don't be blue.
I'm just looking out for you.

1293
01:32:26,313 --> 01:32:28,682
We only want what's best.

1294
01:32:28,749 --> 01:32:32,686
I'm so grateful for you.
For both of you.

1295
01:32:38,359 --> 01:32:40,628
Isn't it a lovely day?

1296
01:32:40,694 --> 01:32:42,396
I'm going swimming.

1297
01:32:42,463 --> 01:32:44,031
I'm getting in too.

1298
01:32:44,098 --> 01:32:45,666
Do what you must.

1299
01:32:45,733 --> 01:32:47,935
One more beer.

1300
01:32:48,803 --> 01:32:50,905
And book that appointment!

1301
01:32:51,605 --> 01:32:52,807
Ladies...

1302
01:32:52,873 --> 01:32:54,308
Watch out!

1303
01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:56,377
I promise I will make
an appointment

1304
01:32:56,444 --> 01:32:59,113
with a shrink, post haste.

1305
01:33:08,322 --> 01:33:10,024
What will that mean for us?

1306
01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:22,002
I wanna know what that
will mean for us.

1307
01:33:25,739 --> 01:33:27,942
A perplexing, indeed.

1308
01:33:37,318 --> 01:33:40,387
There are times when I really
dislike my job.

1309
01:33:40,454 --> 01:33:42,389
And this is one of them.

1310
01:33:42,456 --> 01:33:44,458
Jerry... not a fan
of your envelopes.

1311
01:33:44,526 --> 01:33:46,894
Just speak to me.

1312
01:33:46,961 --> 01:33:53,200
Now look, your girlfriend,
Miss Pennington...

1313
01:33:53,267 --> 01:33:55,136
is cheating on you.

1314
01:34:11,385 --> 01:34:12,419
Oh, Jerry...

1315
01:34:12,486 --> 01:34:15,156
This is good news?

1316
01:34:15,222 --> 01:34:19,561
What she's doing there
is devious.

1317
01:34:19,628 --> 01:34:21,695
It is troublesome.

1318
01:34:21,762 --> 01:34:24,365
That is for certain.

1319
01:34:26,767 --> 01:34:29,036
Dr. Loder! Hey.

1320
01:34:30,070 --> 01:34:31,472
Phil, Phil. Hey.

1321
01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:33,240
Dr. Kapinski?

1322
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,243
I have, uh... great news.

1323
01:34:36,310 --> 01:34:40,615
Oh. My parking credentials.
Look at that, VIP.

1324
01:34:40,681 --> 01:34:42,082
Yeah.

1325
01:34:42,149 --> 01:34:45,052
I can park wherever I want
in whatever vehicle I want.

1326
01:34:45,119 --> 01:34:47,622
The highest honor bestowed
here at Brockton University.

1327
01:34:47,688 --> 01:34:49,423
Yeah, yeah.
Took a little finagling, but...

1328
01:34:49,490 --> 01:34:50,758
As these things do.

1329
01:34:52,126 --> 01:34:53,727
You know, I was
just wondering...

1330
01:34:53,794 --> 01:34:54,962
Yeah.

1331
01:34:55,029 --> 01:34:55,896
Thinking.

1332
01:34:55,963 --> 01:34:59,200
Well, uh... I just wanna
make sure

1333
01:34:59,266 --> 01:35:01,570
those pictures, you know,
that there aren't any--

1334
01:35:01,636 --> 01:35:03,070
Duplicates.

1335
01:35:03,804 --> 01:35:05,039
Oh yeah, there are.

1336
01:35:05,105 --> 01:35:09,276
Actually, I have one right here
in my wallet.

1337
01:35:09,343 --> 01:35:12,046
Doesn't Claire look lovely
in that light?

1338
01:35:13,380 --> 01:35:14,616
Oh, God.

1339
01:35:14,683 --> 01:35:16,050
Have a good summer, Craig.

1340
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:19,954
You too, Phil.