1 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,011 Three-quarter power building to full in two. 2 00:00:16,265 --> 00:00:17,476 Full power. 3 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,232 Unlike other Tupperware parties you may have attended, 4 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,901 I give thorough product descriptions and I also make my own snacks. 5 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,657 This Tuesday's menu will be freshly squeezed nectarine juice 6 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:34,368 along with lemon-lime bars on a graham-cracker crust. 7 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,203 Excellent. See you then. 8 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,512 What about this one? 9 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,640 "Butylated hydroxytoluene." 10 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,520 A good rule of thumb is not to eat foods that share ingredients with jet fuel. 11 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,980 I'll add it to my vocab list. 12 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,818 What color were Dad's eyes? 13 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,738 Blue, like yours. You know how recessive genes work. 14 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,240 What color was his hair? 15 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,368 Brown. Where are these questions coming from? 16 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,621 Mrs. Mudford is making us fill out a family tree, 17 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,831 and I know nothing about Dad. 18 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,084 - You know about your dad. - No, I don't. 19 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:50,420 Yes, you do. You know that he was a brilliant scientist, 20 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,713 that he was kind, 21 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,257 a very funny dancer 22 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,301 and my favorite person in the world until I met you. 23 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,641 Well, what about his parents? I need to put them on the tree too. 24 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,394 Your grandparents died in a car accident when he was young, 25 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,812 then he went to live in a boys' home. 26 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,273 What about your parents? 27 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:12,442 Ezra and Iris. We moved around a bit. Not that exciting. 28 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,486 So are we all alone? 29 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,656 We are the opposite of alone. 30 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,950 We have each other, we have Six Thirty, 31 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:23,120 and we have a huge family waiting at home for us for dinner. 32 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,498 But you are the chef, so you tell me. What do you need? 33 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,586 I'll get the flour. You go to the butcher counter. 34 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,297 - Copy. - But nothing too lean. 35 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:34,965 Of course. 36 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,555 - I want a gumball! - Stop it! 37 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,557 - Get back here! - I wanna go on the horsey! 38 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,642 - Off of the horse! - Is everything okay? 39 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:49,938 Yes. I am so sorry for my little terrors. 40 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,900 - It is quite all right. I understand. - You know, five minutes. 41 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,027 All I want is five minutes of quiet. 42 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:56,862 Well, if I'm being greedy, 43 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,448 I'd like them to set the table and occasionally say thank you. 44 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,825 But five minutes, I'd settle for that. 45 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:09,374 Those boys were being so rowdy. Geez. 46 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,376 Butylated hydroxytoluene. 47 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:16,673 That man was out of his mind. Can you imagine me hosting a TV show? 48 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:20,135 Seriously? Hear TV pays well. 49 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,388 What's the cost of selling your soul? 50 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,307 Depends. How much they paying? 51 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,518 I thought you sold Tupperware. 52 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:30,395 I sell Tupperware so I have time for my research. 53 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,565 I wanna be an actor. Like on Gunsmoke. 54 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,610 You wanna be a lawyer like your mother. 55 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,695 Or, if things don't work out, a doctor like your father. 56 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,241 You need more milk. 57 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,993 You're lucky you have a father. 58 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,913 You have a father too, bunny. 59 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,623 He's looking down on you right now. 60 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,251 I know. I was just being provocative. 61 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,545 Excuse me, Miss Zott, 62 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:58,131 but what is this unopened letter from Phillips Laboratory doing on your counter? 63 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:02,219 The same Phillips that has called you back for not one, but two follow-up interviews? 64 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,888 I prefer rejection after my meal. 65 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:08,183 Would you like me to preview it for you? I have an excellent poker face. 66 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:09,977 Open it! 67 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,979 - Open it! - Open it! 68 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,023 - Open it! Open it! - Okay, fine. 69 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,191 Read away. 70 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,530 "Dear Miss Zott, thank you for your continued patience 71 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,699 as we narrow our list of candidates. 72 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,450 We are thrilled-- 73 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,705 We are thrilled to tell you that you have reached our final round 74 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,498 and we intend to make a decision shortly. 75 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,709 Please provide us with references at your earliest convenience 76 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,377 so that we may..." Blah-blah-blah-blah. 77 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,754 Congratulations, Elizabeth! 78 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,465 - References. - This is great. 79 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,633 What's a reference? 80 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,178 A reference is when someone you no longer wish to work with 81 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,554 holds the fate of your next job. 82 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,308 Anyway, I am not getting my hopes up. 83 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,169 I'm here to see Dr. Donatti. 84 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:20,047 I don't have an appointment, but I was hoping for the element of surprise. 85 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,424 Dr. Donatti no longer works here. 86 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,177 I didn't realize. 87 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,179 Who might I speak with about possibly-- 88 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,263 Thank you. 89 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,850 Elizabeth? 90 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,478 Boryweitz. 91 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,065 So what happened to Donatti? 92 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,442 Well, you know how it goes. 93 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,278 The board was ready for some new blood. 94 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,240 New blood is just old blood recirculated. 95 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,783 Fair point. 96 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,704 I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to reach out these past few years. 97 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,290 You were just pacing yourself? 98 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,875 I'm sorry, Elizabeth. 99 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:03,173 Yes, well, I am up for a chemistry position at Phillips. 100 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,844 Coming here and asking for a recommendation is extremely unpleasant. 101 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,555 So please be truthful and write something befitting of my value 102 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:12,850 or, alternatively, say to my face you will be blocking my career advancements 103 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,059 as Donatti did. 104 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,936 I mean, I'm sure you've received a glowing review 105 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,813 from your current lab already. 106 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:19,940 I currently sell Tupperware. 107 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,362 I'm not going to write you a good recommendation. 108 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,613 I knew this was a mistake. 109 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,866 I'm not going to do it 'cause I'd like you to come back here. 110 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,243 Here? Are you kidding? 111 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,786 You're an excellent chemist. 112 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,623 And whatever you may think of Hastings, 113 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,251 it's still the best facility in Southern California. 114 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:42,254 Far better than Phillips. You'd be foolish not to consider it. 115 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,674 - Chemist? - Well, junior chemist. 116 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,259 Which department? 117 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,052 DNA. 118 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,346 Between the Remsen and my esteemed reputation, 119 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:55,017 our DNA lab has become the authority on abiogenesis research. 120 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,227 Just dedicated men doing important work. 121 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:01,398 And we'd publish together. I'll even give you second author. 122 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,276 Who would be first author? 123 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:06,236 Well, it would be me. 124 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,738 You? 125 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:10,115 The man who stole my work and then lied about it? 126 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:14,661 I don-- I can't just put you in charge. Second author, it-- that's not nothing. 127 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,122 Second author is quite meaningful. 128 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,795 So you'll consider the offer? 129 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,255 I already have. 130 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:33,972 And who do you think this is in my family tree? 131 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,097 Lena? 132 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,725 The president? 133 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,602 "Could it be the president?" And no. 134 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,022 Amanda. 135 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,899 Could it be Lassie? 136 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:48,028 This is a family tree, not a doghouse. We're talking about people. 137 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,655 People are animals. 138 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,324 No, they aren't, Madeline. People are humans. 139 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,494 But people are mammals, and mammals are animals. 140 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,704 Madeline, that's enough. 141 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,873 Tommy? 142 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,166 Could I be an animal? 143 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,712 Now, stop it, Tommy. Stop it. Now-- 144 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,841 Oh, no. No, all of you, stop it! 145 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,677 Sit down! Now! 146 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,804 Tommy. 147 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:18,058 Madeline, see me after class. 148 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:25,691 - Champagne? - Yes. Thank you. 149 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,318 Are you joining us? 150 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,362 Oh, no. I don't drink before lunch. 151 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,364 Excuse me. 152 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,079 Zott residence. 153 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,914 Oh, for Christ's sake. 154 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:47,254 She completely undermined the assignment and said people are animals. 155 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,464 But people are animals. 156 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,384 Well, that's not the point, is it? 157 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,512 Yesterday, during circle time, 158 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,599 we were having a discussion about Ralph's pet turtle 159 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:03,770 and Madeline interrupted and said that she was unable to find any Norman Mailer 160 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,314 on our bookshelves. 161 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,649 Well, she is interested in misanthropic characters. 162 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,318 Not surprising. 163 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:12,154 Are you suggesting that Madeline is a misanthrope? 164 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:15,574 I am suggesting that she is disruptive because-- 165 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,785 because she is not challenged here. 166 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,288 I am suggesting that she would be better off 167 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,082 at a school with a more advanced curriculum 168 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,626 to keep her engaged. 169 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,628 Some place like the Caswell School. 170 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,380 I've never considered private school. 171 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,636 Well, I think it's time you should. 172 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,474 Thank you for your time. 173 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,566 You do like school, don't you? 174 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,568 Of course I don't like school. 175 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,571 What do you mean? Why didn't you tell me? 176 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,199 Nobody likes school. That's a fact. 177 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,659 That is not necessarily a fact, 178 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,536 and these are things that you should tell me. 179 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,371 You have enough to worry about. 180 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,083 Amanda! 181 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,461 Mom, can Amanda come over today? 182 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,756 Her dad has to work late, and we have to practice our secret language. 183 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,132 Of course. 184 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:19,346 Ank-thay yi-di-goo iss-may zi-di-got. 185 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:21,723 Come on, you two. 186 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,402 I'm not here to pitch you again. I'm just here to pick up Amanda. 187 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,736 And I wanted to say, 188 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,989 the chicken pot pie tasted even better the next day. 189 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,408 I don't know how that's even possible. 190 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,617 Not at all surprising. 191 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:44,371 When the pie cools, the starch goes through a process called retrogradation 192 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,748 where the molecules restructure into a crystalline form. 193 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,959 The flavor compounds are trapped in said structure, 194 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,919 which makes every bite more flavorful. 195 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:56,091 Yeah, I definitely tasted the extra molecules. 196 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,052 Quite delicious. 197 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,972 Come in. I'm making dinner. 198 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,730 I've never seen a kitchen like this. 199 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,274 That's because it is my lab that I also happen to cook in. 200 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,067 The girls are in the back. 201 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,486 They're teaching our dog their secret language. 202 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,323 How's Amanda been? 203 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,533 Polite. Funny. Engaging. 204 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,161 Although, I should tell you she did burst into tears 205 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,913 - when I offered her ants on a log. - Y-- 206 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,833 My wife used to make that for her. 207 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,294 I'm so sorry. When did she pass? 208 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,087 Not dead. Divorced. 209 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:39,760 She's just in Nevada somewhere on a trip of spiritual enlightenment. 210 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,389 I don't know how you do it. 211 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,557 Do what? 212 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,434 Keep all the balls in the air. 213 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,811 I've been a single dad for all of three months, 214 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,482 and I feel like an uncoordinated octopus. 215 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,944 Well, the best advice I ever got is that no one is equipped to do this, 216 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,487 and then you expand. 217 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,323 You think you can't do it, and then you do it anyway. 218 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:05,369 I accidentally put a flask of gin in her lunch pail last week. 219 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,121 Well, whatever gets her through Mrs. Mudford's class. 220 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,960 Okay, here we go. 221 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,421 You know, this is why I thought you'd be a TV star. 222 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,173 And why is that? 223 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,925 Because you respect your audience. 224 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,010 You don't talk down to people. 225 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:26,348 You meet them where they are, and you somehow raise them up. 226 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:29,810 Well, if I were to consider it, we'd have to be 50-50 partners. 227 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,144 That's not how it works. 228 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,230 Well, then it would never work, because I won't be-- 229 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,481 No, this would be your show. 230 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,401 You would be in charge of virtually every aspect of it. 231 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:41,405 If I do my job right, no one will even know who I am. 232 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:54,626 I am sending Mad to private school. It's expensive. 233 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,088 - How much would the job pay? - More than you've ever made. 234 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:06,638 My name is Walter, and I'll be your tour guide for the day. 235 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,142 Let's see. On your right, hair and makeup. 236 00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,477 - I can do that myself. - No, you cannot. 237 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:17,274 This is Amos, the best boy. He is a good man. 238 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,859 And what makes him the best? 239 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,402 It's a job title. 240 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,863 - And this is Matt and Robert. - Hi. 241 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,239 - Hello. - Props. 242 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,324 What kind of props? 243 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,367 Whisks, spoons, miniature ponies, whatever you need. 244 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:32,664 And these ladies already your biggest fans. 245 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:36,376 - Shari, Nancy, Lynn and Ronni. - Hello. 246 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,128 So nice to meet you all. 247 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:41,173 - Nice to meet you too. - Okay. Now... 248 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,843 - Coffee? - Sure, how do you take it? 249 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,180 No, sorry, I get you coffee. That's my job. 250 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,057 How do you take it? 251 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,434 I'm all set. Thank you. 252 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,771 All right. And finally... 253 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,441 the control room. 254 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,652 Hello. 255 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:04,530 Then there's your new home. 256 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,074 Kenny, throw 'em on. 257 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,462 Morning, Mr. Pine. 258 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:26,260 Well, we put our heads together, came up with every woman's dream kitchen. 259 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,665 Well? What do you think? 260 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,461 This is revolting. 261 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,008 Okay, let's take a five. 262 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,094 Okay. No, I hear your concerns. 263 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,807 Thing is, TV, it needs to be inviting and fun. 264 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,560 Cooking is not fun. It is vital work. 265 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,812 Right. Okay, idea. 266 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,857 Let's think of the show as the world's best dinner party. 267 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,818 - When you and Mr. Zott throw dinners-- - There is no Mr. Zott. 268 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,321 I am unmarried. I was never married. 269 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,576 You know what, can we-- Why don't we pick this up later? 270 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:41,043 So, your-- Was Mad's father-- 271 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,047 - Was he stepping out on his wife? - Oh, no. We were in love. 272 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,632 We were soulmates. 273 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:49,134 But he died suddenly before I knew I was pregnant. 274 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,681 I'm so sorry. 275 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,101 I'm sorry for you as well, for your divorce. 276 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,312 Oh, no. Don't be. We weren't in love. 277 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,022 I don't even know if she has a soul. 278 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,565 You know what? This is what we do. 279 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:08,862 Think about this whole TV thing as like a exciting new experiment. 280 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,117 ...let's meet four nice people here. 281 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,537 First of all, our champion... 282 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,084 - Zott residence. - Hello, Miss Zott. 283 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,295 Just wanted to see if you and Mad wanted to come over tomorrow for a barbecue. 284 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,922 Mention my new marinade. 285 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,926 Well, Mad will be there, but I may still be studying. 286 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,553 - Studying? - TV. 287 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,555 How does one study TV? 288 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,223 Turn on channel 4. 289 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,434 Yep. 290 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,481 You got it? 291 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,566 Got it. 292 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,609 Okay. 293 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,362 Now, watch how often the host smiles or laughs. 294 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,447 My God, why do they smile so much? 295 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,575 There is nothing smile-worthy about life insurance, 296 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:57,327 but regardless, I am notating frequency. 297 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,788 I'm also correlating it with the ratings in the TV Guide, 298 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,292 focusing specifically on the coveted 24-to-35-year-old demographic. 299 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,586 Is this genius or crazy? I can't decide. 300 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,796 I only have two more weeks until the show airs, 301 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,256 so I don't have much time to study. 302 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:13,802 Well, if you need a study break, we'll be here grilling. 303 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,139 With my new marinade. Bye, Elizabeth. 304 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,850 - Bye, Charlie. - I love you. I'll miss you. 305 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,769 I thought Charlie was done with the graveyard shift. 306 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,065 That's what I thought too. 307 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,528 Use the yellow pages: the first place to look for anything. 308 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,448 Do I need a catchphrase? Does every show have a catchphrase? 309 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,532 Don't overthink it. 310 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,159 Never understood what that meant. 311 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,328 Goodbye, Miss Zott. 312 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,787 Goodbye, Mrs. Sloane. 313 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,040 ...there goes the dirt. 314 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,917 Yes, sir, the secret words are... 315 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,460 Now, honestly. 316 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:52,591 "In a word, I had been too cowardly to do what I knew to be right, 317 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:57,221 as I had been too cowardly to avoid doing what I knew to be wrong." 318 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,847 What does that mean? 319 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,725 I think Pip is remembering the times in his life 320 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,811 when he felt pressured to do or not do things 321 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,313 because they were expected of him. 322 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,690 And that makes him a coward? 323 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,027 Six Thirty. 324 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:22,704 Hey, Mad, do you remember Amanda's dad, Walter? 325 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,541 Do you think that I am suffering from amnesia? 326 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,959 We just saw him. 327 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:34,633 What I meant to say is that I'm going to be working with him at the TV station. 328 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,053 So that means our afternoons are going to look a little different. 329 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,930 But I like our afternoons. 330 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,140 I love our afternoons. 331 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:47,354 But I'm going to do what is expected of me, much like Pip. 332 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,816 I don't get it. You're a scientist. 333 00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:55,946 I will be doing science, just in a kitchen with TV cameras. 334 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,408 Sort of like a teacher for people who want to learn how to cook. 335 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,827 Plus, there are financial benefits. 336 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,956 I know it'll be tough, but you say you don't like school, 337 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,333 and I'm wondering if Caswell-- 338 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,460 you know, that big school down by the park-- 339 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,296 if it might be a better fit for you. 340 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,590 Do I have a choice? 341 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,258 I would like you to try it, 342 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,552 and you have full veto power if you hate it. 343 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,471 It sounds like I'm trying it, and that's about that. 344 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,558 Full veto power. I promise. 345 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,687 I love you, bunny. 346 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,105 I love you too. 347 00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:48,832 Three, two, one, action! 348 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,836 {\an8}"I'm Elizabeth Zott, and this is Supper at Six. Do"-- 349 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,297 {\an8}Well, I can't read this. 350 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:59,384 And, Walter, I'm losing, circulation in my arms. 351 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,345 Okay, no, good. Good. 352 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:03,472 This is good. This is why we do dress rehearsals. 353 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,974 - Okay. Yes. - And you look fantastic. 354 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,685 This dress would be fantastic on a midsize child. 355 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,395 I'm an adult woman. 356 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,649 Good. I love that energy. And, you know-- 357 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,025 Could we get bigger cards? 358 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,028 No, It's not that I can't read it. 359 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,531 It's that my conscience won't let me read that. 360 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:23,450 I have my own thing prepared. May I? Or I will. 361 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,505 - Three, two, one? - You can just talk. 362 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:37,589 Okay. 363 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,761 I'm Elizabeth Zott, and this is Supper at Six. 364 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,847 Baking powder is an alkali 365 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,140 that will raise the pH levels of your chicken skin 366 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,268 and will result in a crisp texture. 367 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:51,728 I'm gonna take that back. 368 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,438 - Okay, Elizabeth... - I'm E-- Yes? 369 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:57,526 ...if you make a mistake, just keep going. It's-- 'Cause the show is live. 370 00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,487 - So, you know, we can't go back. - That's right. Yes. My apologies. 371 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,866 That's right. Okay. 372 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:06,994 All right. 373 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:11,164 As I was saying, baking powder is a leavening agent 374 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,584 which elevates the pH of the chicken skin. 375 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:17,671 In short, the skin expands when you cook it. 376 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,966 The more surface area, the crispier the texture. 377 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:24,386 - Allow me to demonstrate... - The skin's pH level? Is this a joke? 378 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,722 We're still finding the show's voice. 379 00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:30,475 Big hair, tight dress, homey set. Check. 380 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:34,396 But we need a sexy wife, loving mother that every man loves to see 381 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,398 when he comes home from work. 382 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:41,695 But this time, we aim to shrink the square unit of our vegetables. 383 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:45,032 Square unit? What the fuck is this? 384 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,118 Phil. Look. 385 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:51,330 I mean, the thing is, 386 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,833 not only is she a cook and a mother, but she is also a chemist. 387 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,961 So I was thinking let's-- let's play up her credentials, 388 00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,589 give housewives someone to aspire to. 389 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,591 - ...releases tear gas. - What are those? 390 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,843 Which is why I prefer goggles, 391 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,137 which are woefully absent from cookware sets. 392 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:10,891 Phil, I think we can make something meaningful here. 393 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:14,520 Meaningful? What are you, Amish? No! 394 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,023 We want tight dresses, suggestive movements, 395 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:21,693 like the way she dons her potholders just so. 396 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:25,822 And at the end of every show, she should make her husband a cocktail. 397 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,824 I don't think Miss Zott 398 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:30,702 - is gonna be willing to-- - Why the fuck would I care what she wants? 399 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:32,829 It's her show. 400 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,083 No, Walter. It's my show. 401 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,923 Hi, Six Thirty. 402 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,721 Welcome home, Mad. 403 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:53,600 Here's your schedule for today. 3:30 to 4:00 p.m., snack time. 404 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,602 There are deviled eggs in the fridge. 405 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,897 Suggestion: They're better with a little paprika sprinkled on top. 406 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,945 4:00 to 4:30 p.m., homework. 407 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:10,659 I always liked to do whatever my least favorite subject was first. 408 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,911 It gets it out of the way. 409 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,542 4:30 to 5:00 p.m., reading. 410 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:23,797 Read Great Expectations to Six Thirty. We left off on page 87. 411 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,845 5:00 to 6:00 p.m., Mrs. Waterhouse will babysit, 412 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:32,431 or Linda will take you to church for her choir practice. 413 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,394 Look both ways before you cross the street, and don't forget: 414 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:41,648 God is not real, but we respect other people's belief systems. 415 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,985 I'll be home for dinner. I love you. Mom. 416 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:41,166 - Mad! We gotta go! - Coming! 417 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:54,763 Pass me not O gentle savior 418 00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:59,268 Hear my humble cry 419 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:05,566 While on others thou art smiling 420 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,777 Do not pass me by 421 00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:14,199 Do not pass me by 422 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:22,082 Pass me not O gentle savior 423 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:25,836 Hear my humble cry... 424 00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,255 Hello. Who might you be? 425 00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,884 I can't tell you yet because I don't know you. 426 00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:33,051 That makes sense. 427 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:37,848 I'm Reverend Wakely. This is my church. 428 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:43,020 I'm Mad Zott. I don't have a church because my mom says God isn't real. 429 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:45,689 I'm Linda's neighbor. 430 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:54,198 A family tree. How fun. 431 00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:56,366 That's debatable. 432 00:26:57,451 --> 00:27:00,454 - Debatable? - It means arguable. 433 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,123 Yes, it does. 434 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,709 What have you got so far? 435 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:11,548 On my mom's side, I have Ezra and Iris, 436 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:14,009 but I don't have anything on my dad's side yet. 437 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,427 I don't know where to start. 438 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,638 Why not just ask him? 439 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:19,932 He's dead. 440 00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,018 I'm so sorry. 441 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,772 People say you can't miss what you never had, 442 00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:30,692 but I think people are wrong. Don't you? 443 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,238 I think people are very wrong. 444 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,324 And what are these? 445 00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:41,119 Some clues I found in my dad's study, 446 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:45,123 which I never went through, if anyone ever asks you. 447 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:52,548 But I don't know which school he went to, so it's useless. 448 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,386 See the winged bull? 449 00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,138 That's how they draw St. Luke. 450 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:02,516 Your dad went to a school called St. Luke's. 451 00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:06,979 Now, which St. Luke's? 452 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,022 That's the question. 453 00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:17,781 Do not pass me by 454 00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:27,207 And that concludes our time. 455 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:30,919 Tomorrow on Supper at Six, we will study colloids. 456 00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:33,005 Although, I don't know why the show is called Supper at Six. 457 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:36,967 It should be called Supper at 5:30. But here we are. 458 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:42,306 Walter, we need to discuss the title. It's incredibly misleading. 459 00:28:42,306 --> 00:28:47,060 Well, we can discuss that. And I just-- Let's have a drink. 460 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,520 I don't really drink. 461 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,189 - I do. - Okay. 462 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,483 I know what you're going to say, and adjustments will be made. 463 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,776 I took notes. 464 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,823 The set: altogether too cluttered. Cue cards: unnecessary, eliminate. 465 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:04,703 Wardrobe: Walter, this dress is obscene, and I need my lab coat. 466 00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:08,832 - What? You won't consider a lab coat? - Elizabeth. 467 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,542 It has more surface area than an apron. 468 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,628 I don't understand why everyone doesn't cook in a lab coat. 469 00:29:12,628 --> 00:29:14,796 Elizabeth, it's not about the lab coat. 470 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,967 Phil hated the show. 471 00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,304 Phil? Who's Phil? 472 00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:24,598 He's the station owner. 473 00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:27,559 I hate him. I hate him so much. 474 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:32,773 He haunts me in my dreams. He haunts me when I'm awake. 475 00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:36,235 Do I care what Phil thinks? 476 00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,278 - No, I do not. - But... 477 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:44,618 I agree with him. We do need to make some changes. 478 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:46,662 I knew this was going to happen, Walter. 479 00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:50,082 - You said that this would be my show. - Yeah, and it is. It is. 480 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:52,543 So make it yours. 481 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,339 You know what I love about TV? 482 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:02,678 Everything. 483 00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:09,309 It has the power to transport and entertain. 484 00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:13,355 It can make you feel a part of something. 485 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:20,696 The problem with the show today wasn't a set problem or a wardrobe problem. 486 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:26,660 It's more I wanted to see you be you. Not just a scientist. 487 00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:29,371 But I am a scientist. That is who I am. 488 00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:30,956 That may be. 489 00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,877 But that's only a start. 490 00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:53,395 Mrs. Mudford said I've been doing really, really well in class. 491 00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:58,859 I bit my tongue till it bled when she had us draw penguins with coats and hats. 492 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:00,360 I guess she doesn't know 493 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,031 that many groups of penguins actually live below the equator. 494 00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:05,741 Well, that is a common misconception. 495 00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:08,285 And I haven't asked the librarian for a single book! 496 00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:09,286 And at the cafeteria, 497 00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,413 - I didn't share my lunch with Amanda-- - Mad. 498 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,665 I understand that you're nervous about switching schools. 499 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,335 But change is good. Change is evolution. 500 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,671 We're gonna split up. Do you wanna do the butcher counter or dairy? 501 00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:21,965 Can't I just stay with you? 502 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:25,969 Sure, bunny. 503 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:39,191 Come in. 504 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:43,570 So, small, tiny, little change in plans. 505 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,906 - Nothing big. - Yes? 506 00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,282 Really barely perceptible. 507 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,450 Walter. 508 00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,118 We-- 509 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:53,956 Supper at Six is airing tonight. Today. Right now. 510 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,376 On TV? But we still have two more weeks of rehearsals. 511 00:31:57,376 --> 00:32:01,296 The reruns of the show that you replaced are not performing. 512 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,131 And here's the thing. Here's the good news. 513 00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:05,259 And I maybe should've said this earlier. 514 00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:09,346 We're the lowest-rated channel, so very few people will be tuned in. 515 00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,098 And Phil hates us, 516 00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:13,809 and he actually may be doing this as a reason to cancel the show. 517 00:32:14,393 --> 00:32:18,063 So when you said you liaise with talent, is this what you were referring to? 518 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,648 I did not say I was good at it. 519 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:22,776 Break a leg. 520 00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:24,361 I am considering it. 521 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:34,663 {\an8}Testing. Testing. One, two, three. 522 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:37,958 Testing. Testing. One, two, three. 523 00:32:41,837 --> 00:32:43,755 Shari, take note of this placement. 524 00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:47,634 Let's go! Let's go, people! 525 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:50,888 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 526 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:57,895 We're live in five, four, three, two, one. 527 00:33:14,203 --> 00:33:17,331 I take cooking seriously, and I know you do too. 528 00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:21,293 I also know that your time is precious, and, well, so is mine. 529 00:33:21,293 --> 00:33:24,838 Is that a fucking pencil? What does she need a fucking pencil for? 530 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:28,467 In my experience, people do not appreciate the work and sacrifice 531 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:31,470 that goes into being a mother, a wife, a woman. 532 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,931 Well, I am not one of those people. 533 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:37,935 At the end of our time here together, we will have done something worth doing. 534 00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:41,563 We will have created something that will not go unnoticed. 535 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:44,107 We will have made supper, and it will matter. 536 00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:48,403 I prefer to have room when I'm doing my work. 537 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:51,865 It reinforces that the work we're doing together is important. 538 00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:55,244 Harry, would you mind helping me clear these things? 539 00:33:55,244 --> 00:33:57,829 And Eugene, Amos. Thank you. 540 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:12,678 Cooking is chemistry, and chemistry is life. 541 00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:16,681 Your ability to change everything, including yourself, starts here. 542 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:18,725 Let's begin, shall we? 543 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,819 What worked for you with the show? 544 00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:32,697 I'm an insomniac, and it put me right to sleep. 545 00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:38,661 Potatoes are rich in vitamin C, potassium and complex carbohydrates. 546 00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:41,831 I stand proudly with the overlooked workhorse of the kitchen: 547 00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:43,667 women and baked potatoes. 548 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,752 Yes? 549 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:48,547 - I actually thought that she was-- - Would it have killed her to smile? 550 00:34:48,547 --> 00:34:51,257 Totally. And it looks like she's got a good figure, 551 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,010 but she's hiding it behind that weird coat. 552 00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:56,471 I am putting cinnamon in my chili. I've never done that before. 553 00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:59,057 Don't be afraid to experiment in the kitchen. 554 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:02,644 Fearlessness in the kitchen equates to fearlessness in life. 555 00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:06,106 Describe how you felt watching the show in one word. 556 00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:08,525 - Bored. - Punished. 557 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:11,069 - Drained. Depressed. - Saddened. Lost. 558 00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:12,863 Yes, your word? 559 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:14,364 Capable. 560 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,117 Capable? What the hell does that even mean? 561 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,626 And that is all we have time for today. 562 00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:26,960 I hope you'll join me tomorrow 563 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,296 as we explore the fascinating world of temperature 564 00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,507 and how it affects taste receptor cells. 565 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,971 Children, set the table. Your mother needs a moment to herself. 566 00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:46,230 And we're clear. 567 00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:50,734 He's got the whole world in his hands 568 00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:55,322 He's got the whole world in his hands He's got the whole world... 569 00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:57,741 I was hoping I would see my new favorite detective. 570 00:35:58,325 --> 00:35:59,493 Hi, Mr. Wakely. 571 00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:04,623 I hope I'm not stepping on any toes, but here's a list of all the St. Luke's 572 00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:10,045 in Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, 573 00:36:10,045 --> 00:36:11,964 Connecticut and Delaware. 574 00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:15,175 Now, it'll be up to you to get all the way to Wisconsin and Wyoming. 575 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:18,136 Wow. How did you do this? 576 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:20,264 I got them from the yellow pages at the library. 577 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:24,101 You go state by state and look up all the St. Luke's. And there's a lot too. 578 00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:26,436 Churches tend not to have the greatest imagination 579 00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:27,896 when it comes down to names. 580 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,606 Why are you helping me? 581 00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:32,651 Because people who don't ask questions have blind faith, 582 00:36:32,651 --> 00:36:35,737 and blind faith is the furthest thing from faith. 583 00:36:37,281 --> 00:36:39,241 Can you say that again slower? 584 00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:41,869 "How would you describe the host?" 585 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:47,791 "Stuck up." "Unpleasant." "Didn't smile once." 586 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,751 Smile? 587 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:53,297 Do surgeons smile while performing appendectomies? No. 588 00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:54,631 Would you want them to? No. 589 00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,592 - Mr. Lebensmal? - Not now. 590 00:36:57,176 --> 00:37:00,304 If I tell you to smile, you're gonna fucking smile. 591 00:37:00,304 --> 00:37:01,471 I will not. 592 00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,724 I think what Elizabeth is trying to say-- 593 00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:05,601 He knows what I'm saying because I'm saying it. 594 00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:07,144 Listen to me, young lady. 595 00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:10,981 I am the owner of this station. Do you understand? 596 00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:14,860 Will someone answer those fucking phones? 597 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:18,030 You cannot just come in here 598 00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:19,823 and do whatever the hell you want. 599 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:23,952 I am not doing whatever the hell I want. If I was, I would be in a research lab. 600 00:37:24,578 --> 00:37:25,787 Let me explain something to you. 601 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:29,875 Men are always trying to explain, and women are expected to sit and listen. 602 00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:32,169 I do not want this job, but I need the money 603 00:37:32,169 --> 00:37:35,255 and I will work harder than anyone to make this a show that I am proud of. 604 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:38,592 But you want a show that perpetuates the myth that women are imbeciles 605 00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:40,010 and the biggest decision of their day 606 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,678 is what color they're gonna paint their nails. 607 00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:44,973 I will not do that, and there is no amount of menace that will change my mind. 608 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:49,102 A man wants his wife to make him a drink after a long day at work. 609 00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:52,231 So make the fucking drink. 610 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:55,192 Why do you assume that his day was longer than hers? 611 00:37:55,776 --> 00:37:57,528 Why don't you make the fucking drink? 612 00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:58,987 - Mr. Lebensmal. - What? 613 00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:01,365 We're getting a lot of calls about the show. 614 00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:03,617 Some confusion about tomorrow's ingredients. 615 00:38:03,617 --> 00:38:07,079 Specifically, CH3COOH. 616 00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:09,748 Acetic acid. Vinegar. It's 4% acetic acid. 617 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:12,417 I'm sorry. I should've put the list in layman's terms. 618 00:38:13,085 --> 00:38:16,839 We might need to hire a few more girls if the phones keep going like this. 619 00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:23,011 If you hold on, I can get you that information in a second. 620 00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:26,807 CH3COOH is vinegar. 621 00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,267 Supper at Six, can you hold? 622 00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:32,896 Hello. Supper at Six. 623 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:39,778 Hello, Supper at Six. This is Elizabeth. 624 00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:41,822 Yes, that Elizabeth. 625 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:44,908 I'm so happy that you liked the show. 626 00:38:56,545 --> 00:38:59,256 - What you're seeing is combustion. - Yes. 627 00:38:59,256 --> 00:39:01,550 The effect is dramatic, but the science is simple. 628 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,597 Best served with cake. 629 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:21,737 I don't think I've ever curtsied before. 630 00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:25,157 Well, there's a first time for everything. And a last. 631 00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,212 I'll see you tomorrow. 632 00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:41,590 Children, set the table. Your mother needs a moment to herself. 633 00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:51,391 Hello. Sorry, I'm a little late. 634 00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:53,227 A little? 635 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:57,272 Well, these women drove all the way from San Francisco 636 00:39:57,272 --> 00:39:59,024 and had a million questions about churned butter. 637 00:39:59,024 --> 00:40:01,693 And I had to go over the supply list with the crew and-- 638 00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:03,195 Well, it doesn't matter. 639 00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:05,197 What did I miss? 640 00:40:05,864 --> 00:40:06,865 Everything. 641 00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:13,789 Well, there's only one thing to do I suppose. 642 00:40:18,836 --> 00:40:21,338 So tell me. Tell me everything. 643 00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:26,218 Everyone that I've met at Caswell so far seems polite and smart and there to learn. 644 00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:29,888 Well, the library is big. 645 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:33,976 I checked out The Real Life of Sebastian Knight, 646 00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:36,520 and so far, it's a pretty good book. 647 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,313 - I am so sorry to interrupt... - It-- 648 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:41,608 ...but I watch your show every day and the episode about soufflés 649 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,570 and rising to the occasion was really inspiring. 650 00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,780 My sister was afraid to ask her boss for a raise, 651 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,782 but I just told her what you said. 652 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:53,954 That "fear is simply neurotransmitters reacting to a perceived threat." 653 00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:56,039 And she got it. She got the raise. 654 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,834 Wow. That is fantastic. 655 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:01,044 I'm gonna bring you a free piece of cobbler. 656 00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:02,629 Thank you. 657 00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,882 Cobbler. 658 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,555 I'm sorry. Mad, will you please tell me more about your book? 659 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:15,976 - Well-- - Okay, here we go. 660 00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:19,855 And I am so sorry, could you just please sign this? 661 00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,274 Of course. 662 00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:24,860 Thank you. 663 00:41:25,444 --> 00:41:27,112 - Wow. Thank you. - Thank you. 664 00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:33,869 Again, I'm very sorry. You have my full attention. 665 00:41:36,914 --> 00:41:38,332 Can we just go home? 666 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,504 Why don't we finish our dinner, and then we'll go home. 667 00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,340 Okay.