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Three-quarter power building
to full in two.
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Full power.
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Unlike other Tupperware parties
you may have attended,
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I give thorough product descriptions
and I also make my own snacks.
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This Tuesday's menu
will be freshly squeezed nectarine juice
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along with lemon-lime bars
on a graham-cracker crust.
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Excellent. See you then.
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What about this one?
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"Butylated hydroxytoluene."
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A good rule of thumb is not to eat foods
that share ingredients with jet fuel.
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I'll add it to my vocab list.
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What color were Dad's eyes?
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Blue, like yours.
You know how recessive genes work.
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What color was his hair?
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Brown.
Where are these questions coming from?
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Mrs. Mudford is making us
fill out a family tree,
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and I know nothing about Dad.
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- You know about your dad.
- No, I don't.
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Yes, you do. You know
that he was a brilliant scientist,
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that he was kind,
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a very funny dancer
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and my favorite person
in the world until I met you.
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Well, what about his parents?
I need to put them on the tree too.
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Your grandparents died in a car accident
when he was young,
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then he went to live in a boys' home.
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What about your parents?
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Ezra and Iris.
We moved around a bit. Not that exciting.
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So are we all alone?
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We are the opposite of alone.
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We have each other, we have Six Thirty,
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and we have a huge family waiting
at home for us for dinner.
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But you are the chef, so you tell me.
What do you need?
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I'll get the flour.
You go to the butcher counter.
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- Copy.
- But nothing too lean.
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Of course.
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- I want a gumball!
- Stop it!
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- Get back here!
- I wanna go on the horsey!
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- Off of the horse!
- Is everything okay?
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Yes. I am so sorry for my little terrors.
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- It is quite all right. I understand.
- You know, five minutes.
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All I want is five minutes of quiet.
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Well, if I'm being greedy,
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I'd like them to set the table
and occasionally say thank you.
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But five minutes, I'd settle for that.
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Those boys were being so rowdy. Geez.
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Butylated hydroxytoluene.
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That man was out of his mind.
Can you imagine me hosting a TV show?
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Seriously? Hear TV pays well.
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What's the cost of selling your soul?
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Depends. How much they paying?
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I thought you sold Tupperware.
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I sell Tupperware
so I have time for my research.
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I wanna be an actor. Like on Gunsmoke.
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You wanna be a lawyer like your mother.
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Or, if things don't work out,
a doctor like your father.
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You need more milk.
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You're lucky you have a father.
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You have a father too, bunny.
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He's looking down on you right now.
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I know. I was just being provocative.
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Excuse me, Miss Zott,
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but what is this unopened letter from
Phillips Laboratory doing on your counter?
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The same Phillips that has called you back
for not one, but two follow-up interviews?
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I prefer rejection after my meal.
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Would you like me to preview it for you?
I have an excellent poker face.
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Open it!
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- Open it!
- Open it!
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- Open it! Open it!
- Okay, fine.
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Read away.
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"Dear Miss Zott,
thank you for your continued patience
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as we narrow our list of candidates.
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We are thrilled--
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We are thrilled to tell you
that you have reached our final round
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and we intend to make a decision shortly.
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Please provide us with references
at your earliest convenience
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so that we may..." Blah-blah-blah-blah.
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Congratulations, Elizabeth!
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- References.
- This is great.
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What's a reference?
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A reference is when someone you
no longer wish to work with
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holds the fate of your next job.
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Anyway, I am not getting my hopes up.
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I'm here to see Dr. Donatti.
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I don't have an appointment, but I was
hoping for the element of surprise.
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Dr. Donatti no longer works here.
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I didn't realize.
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Who might I speak with about possibly--
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Thank you.
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Elizabeth?
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Boryweitz.
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So what happened to Donatti?
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Well, you know how it goes.
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The board was ready for some new blood.
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New blood is just old blood recirculated.
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Fair point.
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I can't tell you how many times I've
wanted to reach out these past few years.
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You were just pacing yourself?
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I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
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Yes, well, I am up for
a chemistry position at Phillips.
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Coming here and asking for
a recommendation is extremely unpleasant.
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So please be truthful and write
something befitting of my value
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or, alternatively, say to my face you will
be blocking my career advancements
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as Donatti did.
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I mean,
I'm sure you've received a glowing review
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from your current lab already.
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I currently sell Tupperware.
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I'm not going
to write you a good recommendation.
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I knew this was a mistake.
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I'm not going to do it
'cause I'd like you to come back here.
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Here? Are you kidding?
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You're an excellent chemist.
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And whatever you may think of Hastings,
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it's still the best facility
in Southern California.
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Far better than Phillips.
You'd be foolish not to consider it.
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- Chemist?
- Well, junior chemist.
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Which department?
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DNA.
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Between the Remsen
and my esteemed reputation,
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our DNA lab has become the authority
on abiogenesis research.
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Just dedicated men doing important work.
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And we'd publish together.
I'll even give you second author.
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Who would be first author?
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Well, it would be me.
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You?
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The man who stole my work
and then lied about it?
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I don-- I can't just put you in charge.
Second author, it-- that's not nothing.
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Second author is quite meaningful.
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So you'll consider the offer?
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I already have.
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And who do you think this is
in my family tree?
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Lena?
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The president?
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"Could it be the president?" And no.
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Amanda.
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Could it be Lassie?
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This is a family tree, not a doghouse.
We're talking about people.
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People are animals.
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No, they aren't, Madeline.
People are humans.
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But people are mammals,
and mammals are animals.
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Madeline, that's enough.
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Tommy?
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Could I be an animal?
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Now, stop it, Tommy. Stop it. Now--
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Oh, no. No, all of you, stop it!
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Sit down! Now!
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Tommy.
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Madeline, see me after class.
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- Champagne?
- Yes. Thank you.
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Are you joining us?
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Oh, no. I don't drink before lunch.
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Excuse me.
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Zott residence.
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Oh, for Christ's sake.
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She completely undermined the assignment
and said people are animals.
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But people are animals.
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Well, that's not the point, is it?
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Yesterday, during circle time,
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we were having a discussion
about Ralph's pet turtle
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and Madeline interrupted and said that
she was unable to find any Norman Mailer
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on our bookshelves.
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Well, she is interested
in misanthropic characters.
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Not surprising.
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Are you suggesting
that Madeline is a misanthrope?
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I am suggesting
that she is disruptive because--
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because she is not challenged here.
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I am suggesting
that she would be better off
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at a school with
a more advanced curriculum
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to keep her engaged.
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Some place like the Caswell School.
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I've never considered private school.
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Well, I think it's time you should.
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Thank you for your time.
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You do like school, don't you?
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Of course I don't like school.
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What do you mean? Why didn't you tell me?
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Nobody likes school. That's a fact.
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That is not necessarily a fact,
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and these are things
that you should tell me.
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You have enough to worry about.
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Amanda!
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Mom, can Amanda come over today?
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Her dad has to work late, and
we have to practice our secret language.
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Of course.
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Ank-thay yi-di-goo iss-may zi-di-got.
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Come on, you two.
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I'm not here to pitch you again.
I'm just here to pick up Amanda.
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And I wanted to say,
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the chicken pot pie
tasted even better the next day.
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I don't know how that's even possible.
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Not at all surprising.
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When the pie cools, the starch goes
through a process called retrogradation
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where the molecules restructure
into a crystalline form.
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The flavor compounds are trapped
in said structure,
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which makes every bite more flavorful.
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Yeah,
I definitely tasted the extra molecules.
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Quite delicious.
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Come in. I'm making dinner.
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I've never seen a kitchen like this.
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That's because it is my lab
that I also happen to cook in.
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The girls are in the back.
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They're teaching
our dog their secret language.
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How's Amanda been?
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Polite. Funny. Engaging.
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Although, I should tell you
she did burst into tears
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- when I offered her ants on a log.
- Y--
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My wife used to make that for her.
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I'm so sorry. When did she pass?
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Not dead. Divorced.
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She's just in Nevada somewhere
on a trip of spiritual enlightenment.
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I don't know how you do it.
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Do what?
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Keep all the balls in the air.
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I've been a single dad
for all of three months,
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and I feel like an uncoordinated octopus.
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Well, the best advice I ever got
is that no one is equipped to do this,
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and then you expand.
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You think you can't do it,
and then you do it anyway.
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I accidentally put a flask of gin
in her lunch pail last week.
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Well, whatever gets her
through Mrs. Mudford's class.
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Okay, here we go.
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You know,
this is why I thought you'd be a TV star.
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And why is that?
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Because you respect your audience.
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You don't talk down to people.
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You meet them where they are,
and you somehow raise them up.
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Well, if I were to consider it,
we'd have to be 50-50 partners.
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That's not how it works.
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Well, then it would never work,
because I won't be--
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No, this would be your show.
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You would be in charge
of virtually every aspect of it.
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If I do my job right,
no one will even know who I am.
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I am sending Mad to private school.
It's expensive.
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- How much would the job pay?
- More than you've ever made.
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My name is Walter,
and I'll be your tour guide for the day.
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Let's see. On your right, hair and makeup.
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- I can do that myself.
- No, you cannot.
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This is Amos, the best boy.
He is a good man.
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And what makes him the best?
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It's a job title.
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- And this is Matt and Robert.
- Hi.
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- Hello.
- Props.
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What kind of props?
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Whisks, spoons, miniature ponies,
whatever you need.
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And these ladies
already your biggest fans.
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- Shari, Nancy, Lynn and Ronni.
- Hello.
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So nice to meet you all.
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- Nice to meet you too.
- Okay. Now...
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- Coffee?
- Sure, how do you take it?
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No, sorry, I get you coffee.
That's my job.
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How do you take it?
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I'm all set. Thank you.
252
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All right. And finally...
253
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the control room.
254
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Hello.
255
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Then there's your new home.
256
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,074
Kenny, throw 'em on.
257
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,462
Morning, Mr. Pine.
258
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:26,260
Well, we put our heads together,
came up with every woman's dream kitchen.
259
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,665
Well? What do you think?
260
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,461
This is revolting.
261
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,008
Okay, let's take a five.
262
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,094
Okay. No, I hear your concerns.
263
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,807
Thing is, TV,
it needs to be inviting and fun.
264
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,560
Cooking is not fun. It is vital work.
265
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,812
Right. Okay, idea.
266
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,857
Let's think of the show
as the world's best dinner party.
267
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,818
- When you and Mr. Zott throw dinners--
- There is no Mr. Zott.
268
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,321
I am unmarried. I was never married.
269
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,576
You know what, can we--
Why don't we pick this up later?
270
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:41,043
So, your-- Was Mad's father--
271
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,047
- Was he stepping out on his wife?
- Oh, no. We were in love.
272
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,632
We were soulmates.
273
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:49,134
But he died suddenly
before I knew I was pregnant.
274
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,681
I'm so sorry.
275
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,101
I'm sorry for you as well,
for your divorce.
276
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,312
Oh, no. Don't be. We weren't in love.
277
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,022
I don't even know if she has a soul.
278
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,565
You know what? This is what we do.
279
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:08,862
Think about this whole TV thing
as like a exciting new experiment.
280
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,117
...let's meet four nice people here.
281
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,537
First of all, our champion...
282
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,084
- Zott residence.
- Hello, Miss Zott.
283
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,295
Just wanted to see if you and Mad wanted
to come over tomorrow for a barbecue.
284
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,922
Mention my new marinade.
285
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,926
Well, Mad will be there,
but I may still be studying.
286
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,553
- Studying?
- TV.
287
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,555
How does one study TV?
288
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,223
Turn on channel 4.
289
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,434
Yep.
290
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,481
You got it?
291
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,566
Got it.
292
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,609
Okay.
293
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,362
Now, watch how often
the host smiles or laughs.
294
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,447
My God, why do they smile so much?
295
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,575
There is nothing smile-worthy
about life insurance,
296
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:57,327
but regardless, I am notating frequency.
297
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,788
I'm also correlating it
with the ratings in the TV Guide,
298
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,292
focusing specifically on the
coveted 24-to-35-year-old demographic.
299
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,586
Is this genius or crazy? I can't decide.
300
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,796
I only have two more weeks
until the show airs,
301
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,256
so I don't have much time to study.
302
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:13,802
Well, if you need a study break,
we'll be here grilling.
303
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,139
With my new marinade. Bye, Elizabeth.
304
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,850
- Bye, Charlie.
- I love you. I'll miss you.
305
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,769
I thought Charlie was done
with the graveyard shift.
306
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,065
That's what I thought too.
307
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,528
Use the yellow pages:
the first place to look for anything.
308
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,448
Do I need a catchphrase?
Does every show have a catchphrase?
309
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,532
Don't overthink it.
310
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,159
Never understood what that meant.
311
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,328
Goodbye, Miss Zott.
312
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,787
Goodbye, Mrs. Sloane.
313
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,040
...there goes the dirt.
314
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,917
Yes, sir, the secret words are...
315
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,460
Now, honestly.
316
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:52,591
"In a word, I had been too cowardly
to do what I knew to be right,
317
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:57,221
as I had been too cowardly
to avoid doing what I knew to be wrong."
318
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,847
What does that mean?
319
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,725
I think Pip is remembering
the times in his life
320
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,811
when he felt pressured
to do or not do things
321
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,313
because they were expected of him.
322
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,690
And that makes him a coward?
323
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,027
Six Thirty.
324
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:22,704
Hey, Mad,
do you remember Amanda's dad, Walter?
325
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,541
Do you think that
I am suffering from amnesia?
326
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,959
We just saw him.
327
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:34,633
What I meant to say is that I'm going to
be working with him at the TV station.
328
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,053
So that means our afternoons
are going to look a little different.
329
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,930
But I like our afternoons.
330
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,140
I love our afternoons.
331
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:47,354
But I'm going to do
what is expected of me, much like Pip.
332
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,816
I don't get it. You're a scientist.
333
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:55,946
I will be doing science,
just in a kitchen with TV cameras.
334
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,408
Sort of like a teacher for people
who want to learn how to cook.
335
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,827
Plus, there are financial benefits.
336
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,956
I know it'll be tough,
but you say you don't like school,
337
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,333
and I'm wondering if Caswell--
338
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,460
you know,
that big school down by the park--
339
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,296
if it might be a better fit for you.
340
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,590
Do I have a choice?
341
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,258
I would like you to try it,
342
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,552
and you have full veto power
if you hate it.
343
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,471
It sounds like I'm trying it,
and that's about that.
344
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,558
Full veto power. I promise.
345
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,687
I love you, bunny.
346
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,105
I love you too.
347
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:48,832
Three, two, one, action!
348
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,836
{\an8}"I'm Elizabeth Zott,
and this is Supper at Six. Do"--
349
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,297
{\an8}Well, I can't read this.
350
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:59,384
And, Walter, I'm losing,
circulation in my arms.
351
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,345
Okay, no, good. Good.
352
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:03,472
This is good.
This is why we do dress rehearsals.
353
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,974
- Okay. Yes.
- And you look fantastic.
354
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,685
This dress would be fantastic
on a midsize child.
355
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,395
I'm an adult woman.
356
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,649
Good. I love that energy. And, you know--
357
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,025
Could we get bigger cards?
358
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,028
No, It's not that I can't read it.
359
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,531
It's that my conscience
won't let me read that.
360
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:23,450
I have my own thing prepared.
May I? Or I will.
361
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,505
- Three, two, one?
- You can just talk.
362
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:37,589
Okay.
363
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,761
I'm Elizabeth Zott,
and this is Supper at Six.
364
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,847
Baking powder is an alkali
365
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,140
that will raise the pH levels
of your chicken skin
366
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,268
and will result in a crisp texture.
367
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:51,728
I'm gonna take that back.
368
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,438
- Okay, Elizabeth...
- I'm E-- Yes?
369
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:57,526
...if you make a mistake, just keep going.
It's-- 'Cause the show is live.
370
00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,487
- So, you know, we can't go back.
- That's right. Yes. My apologies.
371
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,866
That's right. Okay.
372
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:06,994
All right.
373
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:11,164
As I was saying,
baking powder is a leavening agent
374
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,584
which elevates the pH of the chicken skin.
375
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:17,671
In short,
the skin expands when you cook it.
376
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,966
The more surface area,
the crispier the texture.
377
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:24,386
- Allow me to demonstrate...
- The skin's pH level? Is this a joke?
378
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,722
We're still finding the show's voice.
379
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:30,475
Big hair, tight dress, homey set. Check.
380
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:34,396
But we need a sexy wife,
loving mother that every man loves to see
381
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,398
when he comes home from work.
382
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:41,695
But this time, we aim to shrink
the square unit of our vegetables.
383
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:45,032
Square unit? What the fuck is this?
384
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,118
Phil. Look.
385
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:51,330
I mean, the thing is,
386
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,833
not only is she a cook and a mother,
but she is also a chemist.
387
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,961
So I was thinking let's--
let's play up her credentials,
388
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,589
give housewives someone to aspire to.
389
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,591
- ...releases tear gas.
- What are those?
390
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,843
Which is why I prefer goggles,
391
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,137
which are woefully absent
from cookware sets.
392
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:10,891
Phil, I think we can make
something meaningful here.
393
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:14,520
Meaningful? What are you, Amish? No!
394
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,023
We want tight dresses,
suggestive movements,
395
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:21,693
like the way she dons her potholders
just so.
396
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:25,822
And at the end of every show,
she should make her husband a cocktail.
397
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,824
I don't think Miss Zott
398
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:30,702
- is gonna be willing to--
- Why the fuck would I care what she wants?
399
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:32,829
It's her show.
400
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,083
No, Walter. It's my show.
401
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,923
Hi, Six Thirty.
402
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,721
Welcome home, Mad.
403
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:53,600
Here's your schedule for today.
3:30 to 4:00 p.m., snack time.
404
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,602
There are deviled eggs in the fridge.
405
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,897
Suggestion: They're better
with a little paprika sprinkled on top.
406
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,945
4:00 to 4:30 p.m., homework.
407
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:10,659
I always liked to do whatever
my least favorite subject was first.
408
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,911
It gets it out of the way.
409
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,542
4:30 to 5:00 p.m., reading.
410
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:23,797
Read Great Expectations to Six Thirty.
We left off on page 87.
411
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,845
5:00 to 6:00 p.m.,
Mrs. Waterhouse will babysit,
412
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:32,431
or Linda will take you to church
for her choir practice.
413
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,394
Look both ways before you cross
the street, and don't forget:
414
00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:41,648
God is not real, but we respect
other people's belief systems.
415
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,985
I'll be home for dinner. I love you. Mom.
416
00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:41,166
- Mad! We gotta go!
- Coming!
417
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:54,763
Pass me not
O gentle savior
418
00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:59,268
Hear my humble cry
419
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:05,566
While on others thou art smiling
420
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,777
Do not pass me by
421
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:14,199
Do not pass me by
422
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:22,082
Pass me not
O gentle savior
423
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:25,836
Hear my humble cry...
424
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,255
Hello. Who might you be?
425
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,884
I can't tell you yet
because I don't know you.
426
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:33,051
That makes sense.
427
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:37,848
I'm Reverend Wakely. This is my church.
428
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:43,020
I'm Mad Zott. I don't have a church
because my mom says God isn't real.
429
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:45,689
I'm Linda's neighbor.
430
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:54,198
A family tree. How fun.
431
00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:56,366
That's debatable.
432
00:26:57,451 --> 00:27:00,454
- Debatable?
- It means arguable.
433
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,123
Yes, it does.
434
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,709
What have you got so far?
435
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:11,548
On my mom's side, I have Ezra and Iris,
436
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:14,009
but I don't have anything
on my dad's side yet.
437
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,427
I don't know where to start.
438
00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,638
Why not just ask him?
439
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:19,932
He's dead.
440
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,018
I'm so sorry.
441
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,772
People say you can't miss
what you never had,
442
00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:30,692
but I think people are wrong. Don't you?
443
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,238
I think people are very wrong.
444
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,324
And what are these?
445
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:41,119
Some clues I found in my dad's study,
446
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:45,123
which I never went through,
if anyone ever asks you.
447
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:52,548
But I don't know which school he went to,
so it's useless.
448
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,386
See the winged bull?
449
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,138
That's how they draw St. Luke.
450
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:02,516
Your dad went to a school
called St. Luke's.
451
00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:06,979
Now, which St. Luke's?
452
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,022
That's the question.
453
00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:17,781
Do not pass me by
454
00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:27,207
And that concludes our time.
455
00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:30,919
Tomorrow on Supper at Six,
we will study colloids.
456
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:33,005
Although, I don't know why
the show is called Supper at Six.
457
00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:36,967
It should be called Supper at 5:30.
But here we are.
458
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:42,306
Walter, we need to discuss the title.
It's incredibly misleading.
459
00:28:42,306 --> 00:28:47,060
Well, we can discuss that.
And I just-- Let's have a drink.
460
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,520
I don't really drink.
461
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,189
- I do.
- Okay.
462
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,483
I know what you're going to say,
and adjustments will be made.
463
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,776
I took notes.
464
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,823
The set: altogether too cluttered.
Cue cards: unnecessary, eliminate.
465
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:04,703
Wardrobe: Walter, this dress is obscene,
and I need my lab coat.
466
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:08,832
- What? You won't consider a lab coat?
- Elizabeth.
467
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,542
It has more surface area than an apron.
468
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,628
I don't understand
why everyone doesn't cook in a lab coat.
469
00:29:12,628 --> 00:29:14,796
Elizabeth, it's not about the lab coat.
470
00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,967
Phil hated the show.
471
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,304
Phil? Who's Phil?
472
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:24,598
He's the station owner.
473
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:27,559
I hate him. I hate him so much.
474
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:32,773
He haunts me in my dreams.
He haunts me when I'm awake.
475
00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:36,235
Do I care what Phil thinks?
476
00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,278
- No, I do not.
- But...
477
00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:44,618
I agree with him.
We do need to make some changes.
478
00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:46,662
I knew this was going to happen, Walter.
479
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:50,082
- You said that this would be my show.
- Yeah, and it is. It is.
480
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:52,543
So make it yours.
481
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,339
You know what I love about TV?
482
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:02,678
Everything.
483
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:09,309
It has the power to transport
and entertain.
484
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:13,355
It can make you feel a part of something.
485
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:20,696
The problem with the show today wasn't
a set problem or a wardrobe problem.
486
00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:26,660
It's more I wanted to see you be you.
Not just a scientist.
487
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:29,371
But I am a scientist. That is who I am.
488
00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:30,956
That may be.
489
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,877
But that's only a start.
490
00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:53,395
Mrs. Mudford said I've been doing
really, really well in class.
491
00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:58,859
I bit my tongue till it bled when she
had us draw penguins with coats and hats.
492
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:00,360
I guess she doesn't know
493
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,031
that many groups of penguins
actually live below the equator.
494
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:05,741
Well, that is a common misconception.
495
00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:08,285
And I haven't asked the librarian
for a single book!
496
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:09,286
And at the cafeteria,
497
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,413
- I didn't share my lunch with Amanda--
- Mad.
498
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,665
I understand that you're nervous
about switching schools.
499
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,335
But change is good. Change is evolution.
500
00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,671
We're gonna split up. Do you wanna do
the butcher counter or dairy?
501
00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:21,965
Can't I just stay with you?
502
00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:25,969
Sure, bunny.
503
00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:39,191
Come in.
504
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:43,570
So, small, tiny, little change in plans.
505
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,906
- Nothing big.
- Yes?
506
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,282
Really barely perceptible.
507
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,450
Walter.
508
00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,118
We--
509
00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:53,956
Supper at Six is airing tonight.
Today. Right now.
510
00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,376
On TV? But we still have
two more weeks of rehearsals.
511
00:31:57,376 --> 00:32:01,296
The reruns of the show
that you replaced are not performing.
512
00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,131
And here's the thing.
Here's the good news.
513
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:05,259
And I maybe should've said this earlier.
514
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:09,346
We're the lowest-rated channel,
so very few people will be tuned in.
515
00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,098
And Phil hates us,
516
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:13,809
and he actually may be doing this
as a reason to cancel the show.
517
00:32:14,393 --> 00:32:18,063
So when you said you liaise with talent,
is this what you were referring to?
518
00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,648
I did not say I was good at it.
519
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:22,776
Break a leg.
520
00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:24,361
I am considering it.
521
00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:34,663
{\an8}Testing. Testing.
One, two, three.
522
00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:37,958
Testing. Testing. One, two, three.
523
00:32:41,837 --> 00:32:43,755
Shari, take note of this placement.
524
00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:47,634
Let's go! Let's go, people!
525
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:50,888
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
526
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:57,895
We're live in five, four, three, two, one.
527
00:33:14,203 --> 00:33:17,331
I take cooking seriously,
and I know you do too.
528
00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:21,293
I also know that your time is precious,
and, well, so is mine.
529
00:33:21,293 --> 00:33:24,838
Is that a fucking pencil?
What does she need a fucking pencil for?
530
00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:28,467
In my experience, people do not appreciate
the work and sacrifice
531
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:31,470
that goes into being
a mother, a wife, a woman.
532
00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,931
Well, I am not one of those people.
533
00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:37,935
At the end of our time here together,
we will have done something worth doing.
534
00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:41,563
We will have created
something that will not go unnoticed.
535
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:44,107
We will have made supper,
and it will matter.
536
00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:48,403
I prefer to have room
when I'm doing my work.
537
00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:51,865
It reinforces that the work we're doing
together is important.
538
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:55,244
Harry, would you mind helping me
clear these things?
539
00:33:55,244 --> 00:33:57,829
And Eugene, Amos. Thank you.
540
00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:12,678
Cooking is chemistry,
and chemistry is life.
541
00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:16,681
Your ability to change everything,
including yourself, starts here.
542
00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:18,725
Let's begin, shall we?
543
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,819
What worked for you with the show?
544
00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:32,697
I'm an insomniac,
and it put me right to sleep.
545
00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:38,661
Potatoes are rich in vitamin C,
potassium and complex carbohydrates.
546
00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:41,831
I stand proudly with
the overlooked workhorse of the kitchen:
547
00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:43,667
women and baked potatoes.
548
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,752
Yes?
549
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:48,547
- I actually thought that she was--
- Would it have killed her to smile?
550
00:34:48,547 --> 00:34:51,257
Totally.
And it looks like she's got a good figure,
551
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,010
but she's hiding it
behind that weird coat.
552
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:56,471
I am putting cinnamon in my chili.
I've never done that before.
553
00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:59,057
Don't be afraid to experiment
in the kitchen.
554
00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:02,644
Fearlessness in the kitchen
equates to fearlessness in life.
555
00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:06,106
Describe how you felt watching
the show in one word.
556
00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:08,525
- Bored.
- Punished.
557
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:11,069
- Drained. Depressed.
- Saddened. Lost.
558
00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:12,863
Yes, your word?
559
00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:14,364
Capable.
560
00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,117
Capable?
What the hell does that even mean?
561
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,626
And that is all we have time for today.
562
00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:26,960
I hope you'll join me tomorrow
563
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,296
as we explore
the fascinating world of temperature
564
00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,507
and how it affects taste receptor cells.
565
00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,971
Children, set the table. Your mother needs
a moment to herself.
566
00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:46,230
And we're clear.
567
00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:50,734
He's got the whole world in his hands
568
00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:55,322
He's got the whole world in his hands
He's got the whole world...
569
00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:57,741
I was hoping
I would see my new favorite detective.
570
00:35:58,325 --> 00:35:59,493
Hi, Mr. Wakely.
571
00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:04,623
I hope I'm not stepping on any toes,
but here's a list of all the St. Luke's
572
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:10,045
in Alabama, Alaska, Arizona,
Arkansas, California, Colorado,
573
00:36:10,045 --> 00:36:11,964
Connecticut and Delaware.
574
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:15,175
Now, it'll be up to you to get all
the way to Wisconsin and Wyoming.
575
00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:18,136
Wow. How did you do this?
576
00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:20,264
I got them from the yellow pages
at the library.
577
00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:24,101
You go state by state and look up all
the St. Luke's. And there's a lot too.
578
00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:26,436
Churches tend not to have
the greatest imagination
579
00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:27,896
when it comes down to names.
580
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,606
Why are you helping me?
581
00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:32,651
Because people who don't ask questions
have blind faith,
582
00:36:32,651 --> 00:36:35,737
and blind faith is the furthest thing
from faith.
583
00:36:37,281 --> 00:36:39,241
Can you say that again slower?
584
00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:41,869
"How would you describe the host?"
585
00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:47,791
"Stuck up." "Unpleasant."
"Didn't smile once."
586
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,751
Smile?
587
00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:53,297
Do surgeons smile
while performing appendectomies? No.
588
00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:54,631
Would you want them to? No.
589
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,592
- Mr. Lebensmal?
- Not now.
590
00:36:57,176 --> 00:37:00,304
If I tell you to smile,
you're gonna fucking smile.
591
00:37:00,304 --> 00:37:01,471
I will not.
592
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,724
I think what Elizabeth is trying to say--
593
00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:05,601
He knows what I'm saying
because I'm saying it.
594
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:07,144
Listen to me, young lady.
595
00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:10,981
I am the owner of this station.
Do you understand?
596
00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:14,860
Will someone answer those fucking phones?
597
00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:18,030
You cannot just come in here
598
00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:19,823
and do whatever the hell you want.
599
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:23,952
I am not doing whatever the hell I want.
If I was, I would be in a research lab.
600
00:37:24,578 --> 00:37:25,787
Let me explain something to you.
601
00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:29,875
Men are always trying to explain,
and women are expected to sit and listen.
602
00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:32,169
I do not want this job,
but I need the money
603
00:37:32,169 --> 00:37:35,255
and I will work harder than anyone
to make this a show that I am proud of.
604
00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:38,592
But you want a show that perpetuates
the myth that women are imbeciles
605
00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:40,010
and the biggest decision of their day
606
00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,678
is what color
they're gonna paint their nails.
607
00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:44,973
I will not do that, and there is no amount
of menace that will change my mind.
608
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:49,102
A man wants his wife to make him a drink
after a long day at work.
609
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:52,231
So make the fucking drink.
610
00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:55,192
Why do you assume
that his day was longer than hers?
611
00:37:55,776 --> 00:37:57,528
Why don't you make the fucking drink?
612
00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:58,987
- Mr. Lebensmal.
- What?
613
00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:01,365
We're getting
a lot of calls about the show.
614
00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:03,617
Some confusion
about tomorrow's ingredients.
615
00:38:03,617 --> 00:38:07,079
Specifically, CH3COOH.
616
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:09,748
Acetic acid. Vinegar. It's 4% acetic acid.
617
00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:12,417
I'm sorry. I should've put the list
in layman's terms.
618
00:38:13,085 --> 00:38:16,839
We might need to hire a few more girls
if the phones keep going like this.
619
00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:23,011
If you hold on, I can get you
that information in a second.
620
00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:26,807
CH3COOH is vinegar.
621
00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,267
Supper at Six, can you hold?
622
00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:32,896
Hello. Supper at Six.
623
00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:39,778
Hello, Supper at Six. This is Elizabeth.
624
00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:41,822
Yes, that Elizabeth.
625
00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:44,908
I'm so happy that you liked the show.
626
00:38:56,545 --> 00:38:59,256
- What you're seeing is combustion.
- Yes.
627
00:38:59,256 --> 00:39:01,550
The effect is dramatic,
but the science is simple.
628
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,597
Best served with cake.
629
00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:21,737
I don't think I've ever curtsied before.
630
00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:25,157
Well, there's a first time for everything.
And a last.
631
00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,212
I'll see you tomorrow.
632
00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:41,590
Children, set the table. Your mother needs
a moment to herself.
633
00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:51,391
Hello. Sorry, I'm a little late.
634
00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:53,227
A little?
635
00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:57,272
Well, these women drove
all the way from San Francisco
636
00:39:57,272 --> 00:39:59,024
and had a million questions
about churned butter.
637
00:39:59,024 --> 00:40:01,693
And I had to go over the supply list
with the crew and--
638
00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:03,195
Well, it doesn't matter.
639
00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:05,197
What did I miss?
640
00:40:05,864 --> 00:40:06,865
Everything.
641
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:13,789
Well, there's only one thing to do
I suppose.
642
00:40:18,836 --> 00:40:21,338
So tell me. Tell me everything.
643
00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:26,218
Everyone that I've met at Caswell so far
seems polite and smart and there to learn.
644
00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:29,888
Well, the library is big.
645
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:33,976
I checked out
The Real Life of Sebastian Knight,
646
00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:36,520
and so far, it's a pretty good book.
647
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,313
- I am so sorry to interrupt...
- It--
648
00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:41,608
...but I watch your show every day
and the episode about soufflés
649
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,570
and rising to the occasion
was really inspiring.
650
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,780
My sister was afraid to ask her boss
for a raise,
651
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,782
but I just told her what you said.
652
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:53,954
That "fear is simply neurotransmitters
reacting to a perceived threat."
653
00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:56,039
And she got it. She got the raise.
654
00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,834
Wow. That is fantastic.
655
00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:01,044
I'm gonna bring you
a free piece of cobbler.
656
00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:02,629
Thank you.
657
00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,882
Cobbler.
658
00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,555
I'm sorry. Mad, will you please tell me
more about your book?
659
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:15,976
- Well--
- Okay, here we go.
660
00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:19,855
And I am so sorry, could you just
please sign this?
661
00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,274
Of course.
662
00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:24,860
Thank you.
663
00:41:25,444 --> 00:41:27,112
- Wow. Thank you.
- Thank you.
664
00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:33,869
Again, I'm very sorry.
You have my full attention.
665
00:41:36,914 --> 00:41:38,332
Can we just go home?
666
00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,504
Why don't we finish our dinner,
and then we'll go home.
667
00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,340
Okay.