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♪ jazz music playing ♪
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[laughter]
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♪
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♪ Los Angeles ♪
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♪ Give me a miracle ♪
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WOMAN: Okay. Who should go first?
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- Okay.
- You or me?
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- You, you, you, you.
- You? Me?
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- Okay.
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Let's begin.
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Oh, I'm seeing a romance.
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- This is going to be so fun.
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- Ah. From your past.
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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- I'm seeing the initials JM
monogrammed on his pillowcases
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and his denim beanbag chair.
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- Are you kidding me?
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You slept with Jason?
Our wedding is in two weeks.
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- What? No, this lady's crazy.
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Danielle, wait, wait.
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He didn't even take his belt off.
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It was all zipper stuff.
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[screams]
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Okay. How did you know that?
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- I'm a psychic. I see things.
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But the good news is
you're no longer going
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to a destination wedding
over Thanksgiving.
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- Hmm.
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♪ Woo ♪
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♪ Love, where does it go? ♪
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♪ And do you wake up ♪
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♪ Without any control? ♪
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- Well.
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There you are.
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- Uh, do I... do I know you?
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- No, it's just my line.
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I say "there you are," and then I
never stop pretending to know the person.
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So how's your mom?
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I haven't seen her at mahjong lately.
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- [snaps fingers] Nice.
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Uh, yeah, look, I'd love to chat,
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but I'm just kind of petting
this dog right now.
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- I totally got it.
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- It's not the best time.
- I got you.
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- Yeah.
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- My friend just found out
our other friend slept
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with her fiancé, so, you know,
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I figured I'd mingle,
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meet some new people.
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- Oh, well, what about that guy
trying to kick his way
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out of a wedgie?
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He seems like your type.
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- Oh, he's very cool.
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I actually thought the party psychic
was pretty cool, too.
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- Oh, let me just save you some time.
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I'm not a relationship person.
- Right.
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- Yeah, I just don't do it.
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Too hard when you can see
how someone dies.
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Or how long their eyebrow hair gets
before that happens...
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True story.
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Enjoy the party.
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- So, wait, let me get this right.
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You know how I'm going to die,
and you're not going to tell me.
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That's basically murder.
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You're a murderer.
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♪
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So...
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kind of big news.
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I met the wedgie guy
and his name is, get this,
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Jason Jennifer Leigh.
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How wild is that, huh?
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- Thank you for that.
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Um, but I'm supposed to be
working right now.
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- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- You know what you need?
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- Random guys not to ask me that.
- Nope.
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Tequila shots?
- No, thanks.
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I am not looking to go through the Wendy's
drive-thru on foot tonight.
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Also, that chair is only for people
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who've signed up for a reading.
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- Really?
- Yeah. So--
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- I missed my chance.
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Unless I can grab that pen from you.
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May I?
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May I?
- Okay.
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- Benjamin
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Julio Morales.
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- Okay, you don't actually have
to sign up.
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Are you doing the reading or--
- No.
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- Just put your hands on the table.
- Yeah. Got it.
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- Okay.
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- Wow.
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You're, like, really good
at holding hands.
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- Don't flatter yourself, okay.
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The closer I am to your energy,
the clearer my vision.
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It helps the reading.
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- Do your hands always sweat
like this or is it just me?
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- Please stop talking.
- Got it.
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You know, I always thought
I was a little psychic.
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- Hmm.
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- I was sure by now
I was going to fall in love
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and have a kid with a wife
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who already hates the way
that I eat bananas.
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I eat it with a fork and knife.
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- So I'm going to start
with or without you.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Let's begin.
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♪
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Oh, this is shocking.
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But you will fall in love.
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[chuckles]
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It's going to be unlike anything
you've ever experienced.
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There will be road trips
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where you should really keep
your eyes on the road.
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And fresh starts.
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Oh no. Questionable fashion choices.
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And questionable places to eat dinner.
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♪ There's no place to run ♪
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Fun.
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A lot of fun.
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She's going to be the one you wanted.
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There'll be a wedding.
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And a family.
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♪ Engines won't turn
and the train won't leave ♪
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♪ I will stay with you tonight ♪
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[gasps]
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- You okay?
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- Excuse me.
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MAN: Mm. Mm.
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You sure it was you in the vision?
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- Angel, it was definitely me.
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I'm not supposed to see my own future.
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That's never happened before.
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- Well, it's rare,
but there's always a chance
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of giving a reading to somebody
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whose life you're meant to be in one day.
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- Uh, uh, uh, uh--
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- This is a happy thing, isn't it?
Why are you fighting that?
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- Angel, you have been my psychic
since I was in seventh grade.
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- Bitch, don't age me like that.
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- Okay, so you know why.
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Relationships have been impossible for me.
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I closed myself off.
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I didn't plan on opening myself up again.
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So this vision of me
as a wife and a mother,
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it doesn't make sense.
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- Maggie, the future's not meant
to make sense.
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It's just meant to happen.
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You need to stop trying
to outsmart your life.
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Learn to live in the moment, like I do.
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- You know, that's basically a pipe bomb
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for your intestines, right?
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- Yes, Maggie, but not in the moment.
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- Mm-mm.
- Give this boy a chance.
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- I don't even have his number. So--
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- You know as well as I do
that the future always shows up
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whether you want it to or not.
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Oh.
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Speaking of, the future is coming.
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Oh, a little future may already be here.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay. Don't get mad, Maggie.
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I just want to ask a question.
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- No, Mom,
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L-O-L does not mean lots of love.
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And you should stop
sending that to friends
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whose spouses have died.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- What I was going to ask is
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are you dating anyone?
Also, what is an acai berry?
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Do they work? And can you show me
how to buy one on my iPad?
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- You want to order
a single berry off the internet?
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- See? I knew she'd be mad.
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- No, I'm not mad.
I just don't like being probed.
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- Well, it's not fair that you get to look
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into everyone else's life.
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I can't look into my only child's.
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- Well, Dad can't look into my life,
and he doesn't care.
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- Unless you're dead or out of money,
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I don't want to know.
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- Pow. MARIA: That's fun.
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You guys have a secret family handshake.
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- Don't be upset. Dating is just
a losing game for me.
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- So you're just going
to be alone forever?
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Like our weird tenant
who welcomes bees into the duplex?
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He sleeps with bees, Maggie.
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- Oh my god, I know.
And they're not even honeybees.
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I have no idea what he gets
out of that relationship.
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- Bees? No, no, no, no, no.
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Those are pets.
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We don't allow pets
in our lease agreements. Uh-uh.
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- Mom, look, I'm fine.
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I'm fine being alone.
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And acai berries are a total scam.
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- Oh, I knew it.
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Well, they're not getting
a dollar out of me.
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I don't care what she said,
I'm buying these.
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- Great, honey.
Well, let's get them and go
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because I think our favorite bagger
is about to go off duty.
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- [gasps] Carla!
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- That's not her name.
- Oh.
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- Yeah.
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- Can't fool this lady.
- Not gonna.
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- Can you just try to put yourself
out there, honey?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Who wants charcoal ice cream?
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The man at the Sundial store
makes it himself.
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- JACK AND MAGGIE: No.
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- Maggie? What are you doing here?
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Is this an intervention?
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- What? No. Why?
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- You never come to my yoga class.
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Also, I drink while I teach sometimes.
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But, you know, like in a fun way.
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- Ohh. Yeah.
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Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm just trying to overthink less
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and live in the moment more.
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Thought yoga might help.
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- Since when are you open
to trying new things?
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- Since I saw myself in a vision.
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I was married, with a kid.
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- No way!
- Yeah.
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- But you have to, like,
talk to people to get married.
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- Also, you might like having a kid.
They get you out of going to parties.
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- Not kids' parties.
And those are the worst kind.
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- That's true.
- So how does this work?
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It's like Twister, right?
Except religious.
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- Okay, you're embarrassing me.
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Use a mat, not a towel.
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And take off your shoes, please.
- Oh.
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- Yeah, actually, just give those to me.
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They're awful. I'm going to burn them.
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- Here you go.
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- Oh, hi.
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Welcome. Love your energy.
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You can put your mat just closer to mine.
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I'm Louise, by the way.
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[cell phone chiming]
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Oh! Remember that DUI attorney
I told you about?
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- Glenn with two N's?
- Yes.
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Like the actress.
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It's not weird, okay.
- It's weird.
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- He just texted me asking to meet him
at Bar Stanley tonight.
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- Hey, Glenn!
- I know.
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I think this is the night
I open his fridge
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and see what kind of meat
he's got in there.
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I bet it's kosher.
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[sobbing] [toilet flushes]
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[blows nose]
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Oh no. What is that look?
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- Lou, we have a deal.
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I can't tell you who your soulmate is,
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and you can't date my hot uncle.
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- And I get nothing from that deal.
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- You get to not spend
the weekend at police auctions
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00:09:24,691 --> 00:09:26,318
trying to get his jet ski back.
261
00:09:26,318 --> 00:09:28,612
- Can you at least come
to the bar with me tonight
262
00:09:28,612 --> 00:09:30,822
and just tell me
if Glenn is a serial killer
263
00:09:30,822 --> 00:09:32,532
or worse, bad in bed?
264
00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:34,117
- His name is Glenn with two N's.
265
00:09:34,117 --> 00:09:36,036
That's proof he doesn't know
when to finish.
266
00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:39,372
Fine. Okay. Okay, I'll come.
267
00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:40,999
- Yay!
268
00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,835
I'm going to try out my new mascara.
269
00:09:44,211 --> 00:09:46,630
[sobbing] [toilet flushes]
270
00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:51,176
When Glenn said that he wanted to spend
more time exploring Orlando,
271
00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:54,638
I didn't know that he was talking
about his boyfriend.
272
00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:55,847
- Yeah.
273
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,684
[blowing nose]
274
00:09:59,684 --> 00:10:01,394
- I just want to go home.
275
00:10:02,354 --> 00:10:04,981
- Oh. Why don't we go to my house
and look up guys from high school
276
00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:07,442
to see if they ended up marrying women
that look like their moms?
277
00:10:07,442 --> 00:10:09,778
I have a good feeling
about Oscar Saltarelli.
278
00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:12,572
- Do you have any soft cheeses?
279
00:10:12,572 --> 00:10:16,701
- I have got a 2017 Boursin spreadable--
280
00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:18,578
- Speak English and be serious, okay.
281
00:10:18,578 --> 00:10:21,039
I can't take
any more lies tonight, Maggie.
282
00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:22,082
- Excuse me, Lou.
283
00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:24,501
What is the first rule of our friendship?
284
00:10:25,252 --> 00:10:28,463
BOTH: We don't lie about cheese.
285
00:10:30,048 --> 00:10:31,299
- I love it when you do that.
286
00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:32,467
- Do what?
287
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:35,136
- Know how to make my life better.
288
00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:38,974
How does my makeup look?
289
00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:41,101
- You're beautiful.
290
00:10:41,101 --> 00:10:42,894
Honestly, you should cry more.
- You're the best.
291
00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:44,062
- Sorry.
- Oh. Sorry.
292
00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:46,439
- Oh.
293
00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:48,858
- Hi.
- Hi.
294
00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:52,153
- There you are.
But, like, for real this time.
295
00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:53,863
- Yes, here we are.
296
00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:55,699
That's not the most
original line I've heard,
297
00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:56,825
but I'll go with it.
298
00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:59,327
- No, I-I actually do know this guy.
299
00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:00,829
- Um, do you guys want a drink?
300
00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:02,539
My sister's got a table for my birthday.
301
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:04,874
- Could you give us a second?
- Yeah.
302
00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:07,043
And thank you for the birthday wishes.
That's very sweet.
303
00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:09,963
LOUISE: That was funny.
304
00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:13,925
- That was the guy
that I saw myself marrying.
305
00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,302
- Oh.
306
00:11:15,802 --> 00:11:17,637
- We should go. I'm not ready for this.
307
00:11:17,637 --> 00:11:20,056
- Look, you said you wanted to live more
in the moment, right?
308
00:11:20,557 --> 00:11:23,226
- Mm.
- Well, this is the moment.
309
00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:25,812
- Okay. Okay.
310
00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:30,233
Okay. We're going to stay
on one condition.
311
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:31,192
- Yes.
312
00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:33,862
- Tequila shots.
313
00:11:34,863 --> 00:11:37,407
- Hey!
- Happy birthday.
314
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,910
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
315
00:11:42,078 --> 00:11:43,705
- Happy birthday, buddy.
316
00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:45,165
BEN: Oh, thank you.
317
00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:46,499
- I'm not going to ruin the surprise,
318
00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:49,336
but this one is Amy's latest cookbook.
319
00:11:49,336 --> 00:11:50,295
Yeah.
320
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,924
Uh, pro tip. You can just add shrooms
to any of those dishes.
321
00:11:53,924 --> 00:11:55,508
- Please don't do that
to any of my recipes.
322
00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:56,635
DAVE: Oh, Amy's right. Amy's right.
323
00:11:56,635 --> 00:11:58,428
You can just freestyle the shrooms.
324
00:11:58,428 --> 00:11:59,429
Thanks, babe.
325
00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:01,806
- Oh my god, your sister's Eggless Amy?
326
00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:03,934
- She's vegan non-infertile
so don't bring it up.
327
00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:06,019
It's a sore subject so--
328
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,397
- This is what I want in a relationship.
329
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,775
- You should totally come
to Burning Man with us next year.
330
00:12:11,775 --> 00:12:13,777
- Yes.
- Hey, are you a licensed plumber?
331
00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:15,528
- Uh, I could be.
332
00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:16,988
- I like your family.
333
00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:18,698
They're such a perfect match,
334
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:21,117
like peanut butter and very high jelly.
335
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:24,246
- Yeah. Somehow they make it work.
336
00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:26,164
- Guess you can't fight fate, huh?
337
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:27,666
- Guess not.
338
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:32,379
So I'm going to blow this candle out
339
00:12:32,379 --> 00:12:35,006
and make a wish
that I spend more time with you.
340
00:12:35,549 --> 00:12:36,341
Tonight. [blows]
341
00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:39,636
That wasn't slick at all.
342
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:43,557
So is my wish going to come true?
343
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,267
- That depends.
344
00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:48,144
Do you know how to use chopsticks?
345
00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:51,022
Your technique is off.
346
00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:52,399
- Is it?
- Hmm.
347
00:12:52,941 --> 00:12:53,984
- How?
348
00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:55,360
[laughs]
349
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,570
Alright, so be honest.
350
00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,822
Did you know we were going
to do that when we first met?
351
00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:02,576
- I, uh, had a hunch.
352
00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:05,161
- Did you know I was going
to get a cramp halfway there?
353
00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:07,872
- No, because I didn't know
that I was hooking up
354
00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:09,958
with someone in my mom's mahjong club.
355
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:10,625
- Hmm.
356
00:13:13,545 --> 00:13:15,714
- So what's the deal? I mean.
357
00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:18,008
You can actually see the future.
358
00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:21,136
- Yes, I can actually see the future.
359
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:23,889
- I just thought a psychic would have
the perfect life.
360
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:24,723
- Far from it.
361
00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:26,433
I don't get to choose
who wins the lottery.
362
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,143
I just know that it's not me.
363
00:13:28,518 --> 00:13:29,561
- Oh.
364
00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:33,565
- Actually, there's only one real way
to see the future.
365
00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:36,526
- What? What?
366
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,864
- Fortune cookies.
- Ah, fortune cookies.
367
00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:42,782
- You fell for that.
- That was, that was nice.
368
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:43,700
Well done.
- Hard.
369
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,536
- Okay. One, two.
370
00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:47,621
[crunching]
371
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:55,086
- "Good things come in threes."
- Mm.
372
00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:57,047
- And no breaks this time.
373
00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,048
- [laughs] Okay.
374
00:13:58,048 --> 00:14:00,926
[both laughing]
375
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:03,511
- Good morning.
376
00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:06,806
- Hey. Good morning.
- [yawns] Hi.
377
00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:09,267
- So how late were we up?
378
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,352
- Ooh, well, pretty late.
379
00:14:10,352 --> 00:14:12,103
We went from our first kiss
to our first fight.
380
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:15,357
- Okay, Maggie, place with the fat chef
is the best pizza in LA.
381
00:14:15,357 --> 00:14:16,274
Why would the skinny chef be better?
382
00:14:16,274 --> 00:14:19,319
- Because that guy is from Italy
and the other's from Nebraska.
383
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:21,446
- Gotcha. [both laugh]
384
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:22,364
- What?
385
00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:25,450
- No, it's just nice to hear you
call them first, not last.
386
00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:31,248
- I want to tell you something.
387
00:14:32,249 --> 00:14:33,667
- I want to listen. [Maggie chuckles]
388
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,710
- About the reading I gave you.
389
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:36,920
- Mm-hmm.
- About
390
00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:38,922
you and me.
391
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:40,632
- Yeah?
392
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,853
What? What is it?
393
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:58,817
- Uh... in your reading,
394
00:14:58,817 --> 00:15:01,236
I saw your future,
395
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:03,405
and I know how things end.
396
00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:04,447
This doesn't work out.
397
00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:09,953
- Okay. Um, but we had fun, right?
We had fun.
398
00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:13,039
So I'm supposed to let you throw that away
399
00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,083
because you think it might not happen?
400
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,627
- I know it won't happen.
401
00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:20,130
- Wow.
402
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:23,174
I'm not heartbroken.
403
00:15:23,174 --> 00:15:25,176
I am whatever
the one-night stand equivalent is.
404
00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:26,887
I'm penis crushed,
405
00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:28,680
which is something
that actually happened to my cousin.
406
00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:30,974
I thought you would laugh at that.
407
00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:32,684
- I'm sorry. I'm going to go.
408
00:15:32,684 --> 00:15:34,019
- Maggie, I--
- I know.
409
00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,147
I had a great time too.
410
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,649
- I guess you do know how things end.
411
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:41,568
- I'm sorry.
412
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:42,777
- Yeah.
413
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,074
[door closes]
414
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:52,871
MAGGIE: Well, looks like our time's up.
415
00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:54,539
Remember what I said about your cat.
416
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,291
- Uh, one more thing I wanted to ask you.
417
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,710
- Yeah. Your rabbits
will hate the bath, too.
418
00:15:59,002 --> 00:15:59,961
[knock on door] [sighs]
419
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,923
- Oh, I made the same mistake.
420
00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,299
Hi.
- Hi.
421
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:05,717
- Where have you been
the last couple weeks?
422
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:08,261
I've been texting you
about a very handsome boy
423
00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:09,638
who's been wanting to see you.
424
00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:10,805
- Who?
425
00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:14,017
- I rescued him.
426
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:16,019
- My God, Lou.
427
00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:19,397
- I didn't think it through at all,
but I have no regrets.
428
00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:20,857
What do you think?
429
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:24,444
[snoring] [alarm blaring]
430
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:25,654
[dog snoring]
431
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:28,240
- I think he's your soul mate.
432
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,866
- Oh, you hear that?
433
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,159
You're stuck with me.
434
00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:32,410
Yes! Ohh!
435
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:34,496
- I haven't gotten tongue
in a while. [laughs]
436
00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:37,540
What's going on?
I was hoping I hadn't heard from you
437
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:40,835
because you were getting busy
with our future husband.
438
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:41,628
Huh?
439
00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:43,296
Or maybe started your own murder podcast?
440
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:44,548
- No, actually, turns out
441
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:46,841
I don't always see the whole picture.
442
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,969
Yeah, he ends up with some brunette.
443
00:16:48,969 --> 00:16:51,012
- Well, she sounds awful.
- It's fine.
444
00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:53,473
I've accepted
my predetermined life of solitude
445
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:54,891
and Mr. Rogers sex dreams.
446
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:56,351
It's not so bad.
447
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:57,811
Lots of forehead kisses.
448
00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,187
- Oh, I love that.
449
00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,231
- Oh my god, guess what?
450
00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:03,650
My parents finally kicked the bee guy out.
451
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:04,776
I have to let the new tenant in.
452
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:07,988
- What? You did not tell me?
Do I look okay?
453
00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:10,490
- [laughs] It's a girl.
- Oh.
454
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:13,118
I still don't get why your parents
won't let me move in here.
455
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,787
Is it because I walked in
on your dad taking a pee?
456
00:17:15,787 --> 00:17:17,622
I didn't see anything.
He was sitting down.
457
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:19,332
- Yeah, I think that's the part
that bothers him.
458
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,585
- Hi. Are you Maggie?
459
00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:22,669
- Yeah.
- Oh, sorry.
460
00:17:22,669 --> 00:17:24,129
Your mom said you didn't like questions.
461
00:17:24,129 --> 00:17:25,630
I'm the new neighbor, Jessie.
462
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,591
- Oh.
- Have we met before?
463
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:28,884
- I don't think so.
464
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,136
Do you ever watch hair tutorials online?
465
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:32,804
- That's how I know you.
466
00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:35,265
Yeah. You taught me how to do side braids.
467
00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:37,058
I ended up looking like Willie Nelson,
468
00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:38,184
but I think that's a problem more
469
00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,978
with my forehead than my hair.
470
00:17:39,978 --> 00:17:41,521
- Well, I'm just happy to meet you.
471
00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:43,273
We were a little worried
472
00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:44,649
about who would be living above us.
473
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:47,110
- Don't worry, babe. I saved
the heavy boxes for you. Thanks.
474
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:47,944
JESSIE: Thanks. BEN: Yeah.
475
00:17:47,944 --> 00:17:49,529
- Ben.
- Maggie.
476
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:50,780
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
477
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,740
- I live here.
478
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,326
What are you doing here?
479
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,578
- I live here. Now. With Jessie.
480
00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:04,794
- You guys all know each other?
- Yeah, well, sorta.
481
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,881
Uh, Maggie once gave me
a... psychic reading.
482
00:18:07,881 --> 00:18:08,840
- Yeah. JESSIE: No way.
483
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,008
I love psychics.
484
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:11,760
I'm actually a little psychic.
485
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,261
I once went on a cruise, and I knew
486
00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:15,472
the pool was going to get closed down
from a feces-related incident.
487
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:17,182
- Ugh. Cruises are great.
488
00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:18,350
- Hey, Mag--
489
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,477
Brother and his girlfriend
490
00:18:20,477 --> 00:18:22,354
and people I've probably
never ever met before.
491
00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:23,271
[bees buzzing]
492
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,815
- Whoa. Is no one else seeing these bees?
493
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,652
- Ben's sister Amy has a minivan,
so she's helping us move.
494
00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:30,987
- Yeah, we just,
it makes no sense as a car
495
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:32,280
because we aren't having kids.
496
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,949
We don't even want them.
497
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:35,242
- Big Gulps fit in the cupholders,
498
00:18:35,242 --> 00:18:36,660
so it actually makes a ton of sense.
499
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,078
Oh. [clatters]
500
00:18:40,163 --> 00:18:42,165
MAGGIE: "Good things come in threes."
501
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,918
You framed this. JESSIE: Isn't that cute?
502
00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:46,920
Ben and I broke up twice last year,
503
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,088
but then he got that fortune
504
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:49,881
and we ran into each other
a few weeks later.
505
00:18:49,881 --> 00:18:51,424
MAGGIE: Ah.
- As Ben likes to say,
506
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:54,052
you can't fight fate.
- Mm-mm.
507
00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:55,011
MAGGIE: Amazing.
508
00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:56,513
Blessings.
509
00:18:57,681 --> 00:19:01,643
♪
510
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:05,355
♪
511
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:09,484
♪
512
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:11,861
Questionable fashion choices.
513
00:19:14,322 --> 00:19:15,407
[door opens]
514
00:19:15,407 --> 00:19:17,367
- Hey, everyone's eating pizza
515
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,660
from the place with the fat chef.
516
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,703
You should come down.
517
00:19:19,703 --> 00:19:20,787
- Why?
518
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,247
- Okay.
519
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:25,584
- I thought I was actually going
to marry somebody.
520
00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:28,670
And now he's living downstairs
with his girlfriend.
521
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,716
I have no idea what my future
looks like anymore.
522
00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:35,510
- Well, nobody does.
523
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:38,263
We're all just trying to make
the best choices with the information
524
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:39,639
that we have in front of us.
525
00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:42,934
Welcome to living in the moment.
526
00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,895
- How am I supposed to handle that?
527
00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:48,440
- I mean, I just hope that things work out
528
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,650
and eat a steady flow
of pizza until they do.
529
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:52,652
[laughs]
530
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:56,781
- Thank you. I love it when you do that.
531
00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:58,116
- Do what?
532
00:19:58,658 --> 00:20:00,118
- Make my life better.
533
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,703
- Oh yes. You're welcome.
534
00:20:04,831 --> 00:20:06,791
MAN: I'm so glad you guys are here.
535
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:11,046
[indiscernible chatter]
536
00:20:14,132 --> 00:20:15,425
ALL: Hi!
537
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:18,136
[indiscernible chatter]
538
00:20:18,762 --> 00:20:22,224
♪ Leaves you empty
with nothing but dreams ♪
539
00:20:22,224 --> 00:20:24,851
- Hi.
- Jack and Maria. Dad, sit down.
540
00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:27,020
- Okay.
- Yeah, we know you love to sit, Jack.
541
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,730
- Okay. Honey, why don't you
sit down there,
542
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:29,814
because I like to stand.
543
00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:32,275
♪ Sometimes there's things
a man cannot know ♪
544
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,318
MARIA: My turn.
545
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:35,362
My turn.
546
00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:36,529
- What would you like?
547
00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:38,949
[inaudible]
548
00:20:40,408 --> 00:20:42,535
ALL: Cheers!
549
00:20:44,996 --> 00:20:48,875
♪ Dawn is coming, open your eyes ♪
550
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:53,797
♪ Look into the sun as the new days rise ♪
551
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,219
- Mm.
552
00:20:59,219 --> 00:21:00,679
These should be illegal.
553
00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:01,930
Mm.
554
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,598
Did that boy move into your duplex yet?
555
00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:04,808
- You knew.
556
00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:07,143
- What about the "girlfriend," though?
557
00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:08,812
Do we think the pot found a lid?
558
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:11,106
- Why don't you tell me?
You're my psychic.
559
00:21:11,106 --> 00:21:12,566
- Oh, you're just going
to make me work today?
560
00:21:12,566 --> 00:21:13,900
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.
- Alright.
561
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,026
A little fuel.
562
00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:17,696
A little more fuel.
563
00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:19,489
- Can you eat that a little faster?
- Okay.
564
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:20,323
Come on.
565
00:21:22,659 --> 00:21:24,244
[exhales]
566
00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:26,955
[gasps]
- [gasps] What? What? What is it?
567
00:21:26,955 --> 00:21:28,081
- Oh.
568
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,209
Time's up. I'll see you next week.
569
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,628
This is going to be good.
570
00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,380
[laughs]
571
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:38,717
♪ upbeat theme playing ♪
572
00:21:38,717 --> 00:21:42,721
♪
573
00:22:07,913 --> 00:22:10,415
[clucking]