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- Hi.
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- Hey, Maggie.
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- I will just take
a single jumbo king cone.
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- Uh, I'll take two ice cream sandwiches.
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I found if you put one in the other,
it still only counts as one.
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- I know I liked you.
- So here's the thing.
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A couple weeks ago, I made a reservation
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at this place that's really hard
to get a table at
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in the hopes
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that you wouldn't be sick of me yet.
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- Oh, well, I guess I'll have to hold off
on getting sick of you
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until after this
fancy reservation you speak of.
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- Now, I know we usually like
to eat on the street.
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But what if we went to a place
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with actual doors and floorboards?
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- Ooh, you're taking me to Home Depot?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm not mad at that.
They have chips by the registers.
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- [Daniel chuckles]
Well, you'll like this place too.
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So what do you say?
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You, me, Thursday night? A real date?
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- If she says no, I'll say yes.
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- I was going to say yes.
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[Dave chuckles]
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MAN: [on laptop]
Ah, yeah, it's gonna be a good time.
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- Don't mind me.
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The girls are coming over tomorrow
to borrow some dresses,
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so I'm hiding the expensive ones in here.
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Who is that?
MAN: Hey, it's Jeff.
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- Oh, Cousin Jeff in Australia. Hi, Jeff.
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JEFF: Hi, Amy.
WOMAN: Hi, honey.
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- Oh, listen, mate.
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I've got to run.
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I'll miss you Sunday.
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- Your mug gets ugly every time
I see you, you bloody bogan.
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- Oh.
- Alright.
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Kiss that ankle biter for me.
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- Okay, I will.
- Bye.
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AMY: Bye.
JEFF: Bye.
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- What are you missing?
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- Oh, it's baby Eunice's
first birthday on Sunday.
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All my family in Melbourne will be there.
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- Aww.
- Yeah.
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Hey, it's a big Korean tradition.
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So you put items down on a blanket
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and whatever the baby picks up,
that's what she's going to be.
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So if she picks up money,
she's going to be wealthy.
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If she picks up a stethoscope,
she's going to be a doctor.
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I'm betting pencil,
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because I really see her
as an office manager
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in a mid-sized startup.
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- And what did Baby Dave pick?
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- Well, I kind of grabbed money
and I kind of grabbed nothing,
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and then I got rich on crypto,
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so I guess the tradition checks out.
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Oh, I really wish I could be there
for Eunice, though.
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- Aww.
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Sorry, honey. I wish you had
more of a community here.
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- I have you.
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- I know, but I'm not
your cultural touchstone.
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I don't know what a bogan is.
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- I don't know what
a cultural touchstone is.
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- I just want you to feel at home.
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- Babe.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Don't do that thing where you set me up
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with like-minded friends.
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- Pff. I would never do that.
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- You set me up with a guy once
because his name was Dave.
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- I did. And you loved
that reptile convention.
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- Yes, I did.
- Mm-hmm.
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- But he stole a lizard. Who does that?
- Well...
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I'm going to find a way to fix this.
- Hmm.
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- Voila. Welcome to my closet.
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I'm so glad you ladies are here.
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JESSIE: Okay, if this is a closet,
what have I been living in?
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- Wow, Amy, I feel like
I'm in a movie montage.
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Also, are you sure you want
to let us borrow your stuff?
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I'm kind of a spiller.
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- Of course. That's who I am.
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I give. I connect.
I take back after a couple of days.
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- A lot of fur for a vegan.
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- Thank you.
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I mean it. Take whatever you want.
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Obviously, I don't mean the jewelry.
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MAGGIE:
Guys, help me.
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I don't know what to wear
on my date tonight.
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Should I wear something sexy
or something spill-proof?
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Lou, this is so you.
[Louise gasps]
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- Yes.
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Oh.
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I hate it when you start dating someone,
you just, poof, vanish.
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And then I no longer have
a social life here.
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- Looking for a friend?
- What?
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- I'm just saying, Dave and I would love
to take you to dinner tonight.
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- Oh, okay.
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Well, I was just going to roll
on some shapewear and lounge on the couch.
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- Yeah, you can do that at dinner.
- Okay.
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- Whoa!
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- Maggie, that is scorching.
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- Oh, I love this.
AMY: Yes!
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- Wait, okay, so do I.
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What if we, um,
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants-ed it
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and, you know, passed it around
to have the summer of our lives?
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Huh?
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I thought it was a cool idea.
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- Amy, can I borrow this one?
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- Yes.
[Maggie chuckles]
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- Okay. Well, I don't care about that.
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I care about tonight, right now,
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because we are having a great time.
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Maggie, please.
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Please.
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Let's not ruin this.
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[gasps]
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- I can't with this dress.
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- I know, right.
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- Amy, thank you so much.
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I just realized I have somewhere
that I need to be that is not here.
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- Okay.
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Oof, I know that face.
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She has diarrhea.
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- Ugh.
- Yeah.
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- Bummer.
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- Hey, Tony. Give me three jumbos.
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- Oh no. You must have had a rough day.
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I, however, have had a wonderful day.
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I will also have
three jumbo cones, please.
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- I had a vision of Daniel
yelling at me on our date tonight.
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- Oh no, not Daniel.
- I know.
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- A fight. Oh, I love that for you.
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You always break up with people
for some petty reason
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before you even get to the fight.
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- That's not true.
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- Remember Shawn?
- I remember Shawn.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, I had a vision
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of Shawn eating pizza backwards.
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I can't have a whole family of children
eating pizza backwards.
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- Listen, Maggie, if you saw it,
it's going to happen.
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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- I don't want to fight.
I just want things to work out for once.
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- Do you know what I wouldn't give
to have a sexy fight tonight?
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Okay? Enjoy it. And be sure and text me
when you kiss in make-up.
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- It's kiss and make up,
not kiss in make-up.
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- Let it be both. Now go and have fun.
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Excuse me. Can we get
a cone caddy, please?
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That is mine.
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[humming]
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- Oh.
- Hey, babe. Just in time.
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I'm making enchiladas for our anniversary.
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- Wait, is it our anniversary?
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- Well, it's an anniversary.
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- Ha, ha!
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What are we celebrating? First kiss?
- No.
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- First kiss without braces.
- Close.
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- First kiss when you got
your braces put back on at 22.
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- No, it's the anniversary
of the first time
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we got back together.
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- Oh.
- You know me.
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Come from a long line of celebrators.
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I got a B in math once,
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and my parents rented out
an entire Pizza Hut.
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- Yeah, your life ruled.
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I once got a B, and my mom
didn't talk to me for a week.
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- I remember that B. You're always
an A student to me, don't worry.
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- Thank you.
- And I hope you're hungry because--
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[clattering]
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There's a jar of peanuts in the cabinet
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Um, this is going to take a minute.
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- "Looking forward to tonight.
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"Can't wait to keep this good thing going.
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Then please draw a smiley face."
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Oh.
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- Maggie, please.
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Please.
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Let's not ruin this.
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[sighs]
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[line ringing]
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[voicemail]
Hey, it's Daniel, leave a message.
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- Hey, uh, it's me.
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I've... I've actually come down
with something,
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so, um, I'm going to have
to cancel our date tonight.
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I'm so sorry.
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Please draw a sad face.
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- Alright. I checked all the other parts.
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It looks to me
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like your main problem is
this door isn't on.
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- Oh, who needs it?
We've always wanted a sauna.
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- Ben, I enjoy a good joke
but not when safety is the punch line.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Let me get my toolbox.
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Jack! Can you bring me my tools?
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He's been waiting in the car.
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- He's been in the car this whole time?
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It's been like half an hour.
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- Yeah, he loves it.
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He likes to sit there
and see how hot he can get
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before he turns on the AC.
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Jack!
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- Why on earth did you cancel on Daniel?
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- Okay, did you come over here
just to yell at me?
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- Yes. I already watched my programs.
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Girl, you cannot escape that fight.
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If you saw it, it is going to happen.
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[knock on door]
- Tell me how? I canceled my date,
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I'm not leaving my apartment,
and I don't have the dress.
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ANGEL: Ha!
[gasps]
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And that is how.
LOUISE: You forgot this.
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Welcome.
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- Why don't you wear it, Lou? Remember?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Dress.
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- What's going on?
Am I missing something?
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Isn't your date tonight?
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Shouldn't you be shaving your legs
while listening to Lemonade?
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- She's pulling a backwards pizza Shawn.
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- On Daniel?
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We like him. He doesn't wear fake glasses.
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- Can we just take the spotlight off of me
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and turn it on someone else.
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- Oh. Yes, I'd love that.
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- To what do we owe this cuteness?
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- Oh, why, thank you.
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Amy and Dave invited me out
to a fancy dinner tonight
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and gave me this to wear.
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- Oh, single girl out with a couple.
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Tale as old as time.
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Few Mai Tais in,
all three shirts come off.
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Oh, it is so hot.
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- What? Angel, no,
they're, like, in their 40s.
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- Oh what, you think people get
less freaky as they get older?
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They gonna wear you out.
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[laughs]
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- Okay. Almost there.
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- You know, guys, I bet
if you pull up the hardwood floors here,
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there's probably carpeting underneath.
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- Alright. Should be good.
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Just open it extremely slowly
and don't close it unless you have to.
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- Isn't she great?
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She loves fixing things.
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I call her the Maria-cle Worker.
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Even though she can see and she can hear.
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- Well, thanks so much.
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- Yeah, thank you.
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- We truly could not have
this dinner without you guys.
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- Oh, sure you could.
251
00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:49,299
I mean, you don't need us
around for dinner.
252
00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:50,175
- Jack, don't be rude.
253
00:09:50,175 --> 00:09:52,719
If they're inviting us for dinner,
we should stay.
254
00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,388
- You're staying for dinner?
255
00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:57,474
- We would love to.
256
00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:00,268
- Yes.
257
00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:01,853
♪
258
00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:09,194
[indistinct chatter]
259
00:10:09,778 --> 00:10:10,904
- Thank you.
260
00:10:10,904 --> 00:10:13,198
So according to this influencer I hate,
261
00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:15,533
this is supposed to be
the best pan-Asian spot in town.
262
00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:19,329
- Cool. I wonder what part of Asia
executive chef Keith O'Reilly is from.
263
00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:21,039
- Um, excuse me.
264
00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:23,833
Hi. Real quick. Our menus are blank.
265
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,418
- Ah, good eye.
266
00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:28,964
The name of my restaurant, Yùwàng,
actually means desire.
267
00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:31,758
The menus are blank
because I serve only what I desire.
268
00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:32,634
- Ah.
269
00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:34,010
- The cuisine is all based
on the time I've spent
270
00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,929
in several American Chinatowns.
271
00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:37,556
- So you've never been out of the country?
272
00:10:37,556 --> 00:10:38,390
- No, no, I misspoke.
273
00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,141
I've been to
the Toronto Chinatown as well.
274
00:10:40,517 --> 00:10:41,851
- Oh.
- Ah.
275
00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:42,894
- Bon appetit.
276
00:10:43,645 --> 00:10:44,604
- This is so fun.
277
00:10:44,604 --> 00:10:46,106
It's, like, so fun, right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
278
00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,400
- I have to make a quick phone call.
279
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,484
Probably take about an hour.
280
00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:51,027
So I'll order you some Mai Tais,
281
00:10:51,027 --> 00:10:53,363
and you guys just start connecting
or whatever.
282
00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:54,489
- Mai Tais?
AMY: Yeah.
283
00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:57,158
- Yeah, that's sort of our drink
when we're looking to have some fun.
284
00:10:57,158 --> 00:11:00,829
- Oh, how much fun are you looking
to have exactly?
285
00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:02,581
- Oh, Amy's got a whole plan
for us tonight,
286
00:11:02,581 --> 00:11:04,749
and she specifically wanted
to include you.
287
00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:05,792
- Really?
288
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:09,296
- Yeah. I'm just grateful that she didn't,
uh, pick a complete stranger.
289
00:11:09,296 --> 00:11:12,299
I wouldn't put it past her
to look on Craigslist for someone.
290
00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:13,967
- What?
291
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:15,802
- Sorry, I-- Sorry, I should explain.
292
00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:18,513
She walked in on me on my laptop
and got worried
293
00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:20,599
because she saw me getting something
from another person
294
00:11:20,599 --> 00:11:21,725
that I can't get from her.
295
00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:25,270
- Right. Another person, like a woman?
296
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,272
- Women. Men. My cousin.
WAITER: Your drinks.
297
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:28,648
- Your cousin?
- Yeah.
298
00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,400
- I'll take that. Yeah. Thanks.
299
00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:31,860
DAVE: Oh.
300
00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:33,278
A boozer.
301
00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:42,829
- What a lovely arrangement.
302
00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:43,955
- Yeah. [clears throat]
303
00:11:44,623 --> 00:11:46,875
You know, there's a place in a strip mall
304
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:50,212
that actually makes arrangements
that are edible.
305
00:11:50,212 --> 00:11:51,046
Yeah!
306
00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:53,882
Sit with that.
- Huh?
307
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,510
Well, these flowers are actually
for our anniversary.
308
00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,887
- Oh my gosh.
309
00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,472
It's your anniversary.
310
00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,641
How many years are you celebrating?
311
00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:05,435
- We're celebrating the first time
we broke up and got back together.
312
00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:06,937
- So not a real anniversary.
313
00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:07,979
- Well, that's not true.
314
00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:09,940
We get to decide
what a real anniversary is.
315
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,734
- So maybe we should decide
and not just you.
316
00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:15,737
- Yikes. She just dog walked you,
my friend.
317
00:12:17,656 --> 00:12:20,450
- Folks, uh, these items
that we're eating,
318
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,534
they are really terrific.
319
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:22,911
What's the sauce?
320
00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:24,079
- Uh, chipotle.
321
00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:26,539
- Right. Family secret. I, I get it.
322
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:31,253
- Maybe we should get out
the emotional toolbox
323
00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:34,214
and look under the hood
of these multiple break-ups
324
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:36,174
and find out what that's about, huh?
325
00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:39,094
- Mm.
326
00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:40,262
- Hi.
327
00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:43,431
Hi. Um, I was in earlier tonight.
328
00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:45,058
I was the one with the pretty nails
329
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:46,810
and the gorgeous hair
and the whole outfit.
330
00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:50,897
Oh. Well, I guess you weren't working yet
or you would remember.
331
00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:54,859
Um, I'm calling to see if my husband
and friend are getting along.
332
00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:57,070
You know what? Maybe you could just,
like, scooch by their table
333
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,322
and take a little secret video
and then text it to me
334
00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:00,574
so I know they're doing okay.
335
00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:03,034
How is that an unusual request?
336
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:04,619
Isn't that literally your job?
337
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,663
Wait, wait, wait. What?
338
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,083
The restaurant made you work
on your birthday.
339
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,210
Ugh. Hosting sounds really hard.
340
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,170
Now it's just a vibe I'm getting,
341
00:13:14,671 --> 00:13:15,881
but are you an Aquarius?
342
00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:19,342
Pisces. Of course.
Of course, you're Pisces.
343
00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:21,511
All the most important people
in my life are Pisces.
344
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:22,679
You're just like my dentist.
345
00:13:23,096 --> 00:13:25,140
Mm. Wait, you know what?
346
00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:27,809
You would get along so great
with my dentist.
347
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,895
Here, give me your number.
348
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,439
I am going to make this happen.
349
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:33,398
Woo!
350
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,234
[door opens]
351
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:37,652
- Knock, knock.
352
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:41,281
- Saying "knock, knock" while entering
doesn't count, Dad.
353
00:13:41,281 --> 00:13:43,241
- Well, you're psychic. It's fine.
354
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,952
Listen, honey, do you mind
if I hang out in here for a little bit?
355
00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:46,870
- Sure.
356
00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:49,831
- Your mom got us stuck
for dinner with Ben and Jessie.
357
00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:52,417
I don't know why she does that.
She knows how much I hate people.
358
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,752
- Ooh, how did you get away?
359
00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:54,920
- Well, you know what I did?
360
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,713
I just stood up and I excused myself,
361
00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:58,506
and I walked up the stairs.
- Huh.
362
00:13:58,506 --> 00:13:59,674
- Pretty slick, huh?
363
00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:03,553
- Oh, I guess avoiding people
runs in the family.
364
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:07,599
- Okay. I may not have heard
what you said,
365
00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:10,268
but I can sense the subtle shifts
in a woman's tone.
366
00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:11,811
What's going on, honey?
367
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,813
- Hmm. Well, I had a vision
368
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,774
that I got in a fight tonight
with the guy that I like,
369
00:14:15,774 --> 00:14:18,068
and I was afraid
that he would break things off.
370
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,653
So I canceled on him.
371
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:20,946
- Uh-huh.
- Hmm.
372
00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:23,949
- So you don't have a destiny
with your date?
373
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:25,242
- Good one, Dad.
374
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:27,702
- Well, what about tomorrow night?
375
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:29,037
- What do you mean?
376
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:32,207
- Well, I mean,
you can't stay in here forever.
377
00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:34,751
And are you going to avoid
this guy tomorrow night, too?
378
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,795
And the night after that.
And the night after that.
379
00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:39,464
Life is... endless.
380
00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:42,759
- Dad?
- Yes.
381
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,219
I'm here.
382
00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:45,303
Honey, look,
383
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:50,058
conflict can actually sometimes make
a relationship stronger.
384
00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:53,061
So I think what you need to do
is just jump in
385
00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:55,313
and try this, see what happens.
386
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:56,690
- I don't know how to do that.
387
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:59,484
- Okay, this is the oldest
Dad advice in the world,
388
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,736
but practice makes perfect.
389
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,576
- Thanks, Dad.
390
00:15:07,576 --> 00:15:09,202
- Well, you're welcome.
391
00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,412
So, where are you going?
392
00:15:10,412 --> 00:15:12,789
- I think I have a fight to catch.
393
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:14,457
- Oh, good one.
394
00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:21,131
- Oh, good, Jack. Get over here.
395
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,674
Let me fill you in on what you missed.
396
00:15:22,674 --> 00:15:25,135
These two were high school sweethearts.
397
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:27,512
Cheerleader and mascot. Not who you think.
398
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,014
Three break-ups.
399
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:32,309
First time living together.
No active cavities between them.
400
00:15:32,309 --> 00:15:34,060
- I don't think it's that ridiculous
401
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,353
that I was the cheerleader.
402
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:36,813
- Uh, okay, well, you know what?
403
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:39,065
It sounds like you guys
covered everything,
404
00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:41,776
so, um, honey, maybe we should get going.
405
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:44,404
You know, that milkshake place
I love is still open, so let's--
406
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:45,488
- Honey, sit down.
407
00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:47,616
Ben and Jessie were just getting back
408
00:15:47,616 --> 00:15:50,201
to why they would celebrate a breakup.
409
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:51,453
- Oh no.
410
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:55,040
You see, that's the thing.
We're celebrating getting back together.
411
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,167
Isn't that a nice thing to do?
412
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,960
- I know that's where you come from, Ben,
413
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,254
but I come from a place
where anything remotely negative
414
00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:02,589
was swept under the rug.
415
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:05,425
You see it as celebrating
a bunch of anniversaries,
416
00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:08,470
but I see it as shining a light
on all of our break-ups,
417
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,888
and I don't want to remember that.
418
00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:10,847
- Why not?
419
00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:12,474
- What do you mean, why not?
420
00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:13,850
- Why not? It's our history.
421
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,852
- Because she probably doesn't want it
to happen again.
422
00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,145
Maybe. I'm just guessing.
423
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:20,690
- Is that true?
424
00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:22,567
Jessie.
425
00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:24,611
I really don't care about the date.
426
00:16:24,611 --> 00:16:25,654
Honestly.
427
00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:27,739
The reason my family celebrated anything
428
00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,908
was because it was
an excuse to be together.
429
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,577
If you want to celebrate
that it's Thursday,
430
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:35,163
let's celebrate that,
as long as it's you and me.
431
00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:38,083
That's the part I really care about.
432
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:40,252
Happy Thursday.
433
00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:41,753
[both laugh]
434
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,004
- Happier now.
- Yeah?
435
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:48,843
- Alright, Jack.
436
00:16:49,719 --> 00:16:52,639
[car horn honking]
437
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,519
- Oh, I hope I'm not crossing a line.
438
00:16:57,894 --> 00:16:59,187
Amy and I love to share.
439
00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:04,484
- Dave, I think it'd be weird
if we slept together.
440
00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,987
- I think it'd be weird too.
Why are we doing that?
441
00:17:06,987 --> 00:17:09,531
- Because Amy wants to.
442
00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:10,907
You guys love to share.
443
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:12,826
Wait. Did you sleep with your cousin?
444
00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:14,578
- No. No!
445
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:15,829
No.
446
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,038
Sorry.
447
00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:18,915
I thought you got what was going on here.
448
00:17:19,374 --> 00:17:21,626
- What's going on?
- Amy wants us to get together
449
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,670
because she wants me
to have more Asian friends.
450
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,630
- I can't tell if that's better or worse.
451
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,007
- Well, for sure problematic.
452
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:29,134
But it's coming from
a genuine place of love.
453
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:32,178
- Hmm.
- She just wants me to feel at home here.
454
00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,221
You know?
455
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:36,558
Have mates with the same
cultural touchstones as I do.
456
00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:38,184
- Sorry, what's a cultural touchstone?
457
00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:40,353
- What is a cultural touchstone?
I don't know.
458
00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,481
- Well, Dave, I'm from Reseda,
459
00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,734
so I'm not sure I can relate
to the experiences
460
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:48,194
of a Korean-Australian-American.
461
00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:49,029
[sighs]
462
00:17:49,863 --> 00:17:52,532
- Well, here's something
we can both relate to.
463
00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:54,618
This place sucks.
464
00:17:54,618 --> 00:17:56,828
[both laugh]
465
00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:57,704
- Yeah.
466
00:17:58,204 --> 00:17:59,497
- Ugh.
- Let's get out of here.
467
00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:02,542
I know this great dumpling spot
on York. It's always got a line.
468
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,419
- Cash only?
- Oh hell, yeah.
469
00:18:04,419 --> 00:18:06,421
- Hell to the yeah. I'll text Amy.
- Let's go.
470
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:07,505
[knock on door]
471
00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:11,968
- Maggie?
- Hi.
472
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:12,969
- I thought you were sick.
473
00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,804
Wow. You look sick.
474
00:18:17,015 --> 00:18:19,142
- I had a vision of us
getting into a fight,
475
00:18:19,142 --> 00:18:22,103
and I wanted to avoid it, so I lied.
476
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,773
And I feel really, really bad about it.
477
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,359
Okay, now you yell at me.
478
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,361
- Uh, okay.
479
00:18:29,361 --> 00:18:31,363
Th-that's a lot of information.
480
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:34,658
- Oh yeah. Take a minute.
We can fight when you're ready.
481
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,702
- Why don't you come inside?
482
00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:38,995
- Okay.
483
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,877
- You can't just come over here
and say you want to fight.
484
00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:47,879
- No, I don't want to fight.
That's why I canceled on you.
485
00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:49,256
I'm saying we're going to fight.
486
00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:50,632
- Okay.
487
00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:53,134
You know, women have canceled
on me a lot, but this,
488
00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:54,469
this is new.
489
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:57,597
- Yeah, I would definitely
be super annoyed if I were you.
490
00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,266
Especially if I had a whole outfit.
491
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:01,851
- Yeah, I also had a whole plan.
492
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:04,229
The reservation was
for this cool pan-Asian place
493
00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:05,939
with no menus
that we probably wouldn't like.
494
00:19:05,939 --> 00:19:08,316
But I thought it'd be kind of funny,
something that we could bond over.
495
00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:09,818
But then I got your voicemail,
and I thought,
496
00:19:09,818 --> 00:19:11,319
you know, I feel really bad
that she's sick.
497
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,237
I'm going to send her some soup.
498
00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:13,905
And now I just feel
really stupid for caring.
499
00:19:13,905 --> 00:19:15,282
- Well, the only reason
I didn't want to see you
500
00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:16,825
is because I care, too.
501
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:18,660
- You know that doesn't make
any sense, right?
502
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,954
- Can you just fight with me,
please, Daniel?
503
00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:22,747
Wait.
504
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:25,292
This is wrong. Were we outside?
505
00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:26,960
- Sorry. Wait, wha-what's outside?
506
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,087
- Th-- Our fight. In, in my vision.
507
00:19:29,087 --> 00:19:31,339
I saw us outside. Should we go outside?
508
00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:32,340
- No!
509
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,302
I mean, this is--
Maybe we fight more than once.
510
00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,804
- If we're going to do that,
we should just end this right now.
511
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:39,556
- What is happening?
512
00:19:39,556 --> 00:19:42,267
Maggie, people in relationships
fight all the time,
513
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:43,310
and they don't break up.
514
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,394
It's called having a conflict.
515
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,104
And truthfully,
I think it's kind of healthy.
516
00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:47,522
- Wait. Back up a minute.
517
00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:49,733
Are you... are you saying
518
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,985
we're in a relationship?
519
00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:53,028
- I mean...
520
00:19:55,322 --> 00:19:56,573
I wouldn't be mad at that.
521
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:58,325
You?
522
00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:01,244
- I wouldn't be mad at that either.
523
00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:05,790
♪
524
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,002
- To be clear,
you're definitely not sick, right?
525
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:10,003
- No.
- Great.
526
00:20:13,924 --> 00:20:15,842
- Thank you so much
for bringing this home.
527
00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:17,594
I'm glad you and Louise connected.
528
00:20:17,594 --> 00:20:20,430
- You should say next time.
We'd have fun as a threesome.
529
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:21,514
- What's that?
530
00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:26,228
- Okay. I've come up with
a list of other anniversaries
531
00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:27,395
I'd like to celebrate.
532
00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:30,523
- Oh, first time we used
the EpiPen successfully.
533
00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:32,234
I loved that.
- Aww.
534
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,443
- Aww.
- Great memory.
535
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:34,611
- You know something, honey?
536
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:37,197
I give those kids about six months max.
537
00:20:37,197 --> 00:20:39,407
- Oh, my little romantic.
538
00:20:39,407 --> 00:20:41,910
- I really hope Maggie and Daniel made up.
539
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,078
- Oh, I'm sure they did.
540
00:20:43,078 --> 00:20:47,040
Maggie knows the family rule.
Never go to your separate beds angry.
541
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,208
- That's true.
542
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,084
BOTH: Mwah!
543
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,503
- Night, sweetie.
- Nighty-night, honey.
544
00:20:51,503 --> 00:20:53,547
MARIA: Love you.
JACK: I love you.
545
00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:54,798
[Maria laughs]
546
00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:57,217
WOMAN: [on TV]
Shane, wait, you can't go to Paris.
547
00:20:57,801 --> 00:21:01,137
MAN: Why not?
WOMAN: Because you're the love of my life.
548
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,013
[sighs]
549
00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:03,848
- You have no idea
how important that just was.
550
00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:04,683
- Hmm?
551
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,436
♪ theme music playing ♪
552
00:21:08,436 --> 00:21:12,440
♪
553
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:40,468
[clucking]