1 00:00:01,086 --> 00:00:03,088 ♪ 2 00:00:11,805 --> 00:00:14,391 - Even Instagram knows I'm going through a breakup. 3 00:00:14,391 --> 00:00:17,018 I just got an ad for "singles grave plots." 4 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,896 - You're not gonna die alone because I'm gonna cremate you 5 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:22,524 and put you in my smoothie, so I can drink you every morning. 6 00:00:22,524 --> 00:00:24,901 - Honestly, can we just skip ahead to the cremation part? 7 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:27,195 Anything to not feel what I'm feeling right now. 8 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,573 - Maggie, I know it sucks. 9 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:31,616 - Thought I could be myself with Daniel. 10 00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:33,743 It's embarrassing when you show yourself to someone, 11 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:36,162 and then that's why the relationship ends. 12 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:37,330 - Give me his address. 13 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:41,751 Thelma's got IBS, and I have a stack of paper bags and a lighter. 14 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,336 - Thank you. BEN: Hey, Maggie, 15 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:45,839 any chance you'd want to go to prom with me tomorrow night? 16 00:00:45,839 --> 00:00:48,967 - Uh, I don't know. I'll have to ask my parents, 17 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:51,303 and they'll be just as confused as I am. 18 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:53,722 - Oh, no, no, no. I want you to come as the entertainment, 19 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:55,015 um, as a psychic. 20 00:00:55,015 --> 00:00:57,475 You know, the guy who writes names on rice dropped out. 21 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,227 He's at the hospital with carpal tunnel. 22 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,645 - Oh. [Maggie chuckles] 23 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:03,857 - I think one prom in a lifetime is enough for me. 24 00:01:03,857 --> 00:01:06,067 - Ah, man, I'd love to go to prom as an adult. 25 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,153 I'd finally get to ask all the teens if it's good or bad 26 00:01:08,153 --> 00:01:09,696 when people call me "cheugy." 27 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:10,947 - You wanna come too, Lou? 28 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:13,783 Amy, Dave, and Jessie all said no, and you'd really be saving me. 29 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:17,454 I can always use another set of eyes to police for vapes and wine bras. 30 00:01:17,454 --> 00:01:18,997 - Do I look like a narc to you? 31 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:21,458 Because I would love to! 32 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:23,209 - Oh, great. - Come on, let's go! 33 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:24,794 It'll get your mind off Daniel. 34 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:25,795 - Plus, if you don't come, 35 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:27,881 then I'll have to learn how to write on rice, 36 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:30,926 and one of my students' names is "Redlingshafer." 37 00:01:30,926 --> 00:01:31,968 It can't be done. 38 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:36,514 - Uh... okay, fine. 39 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,642 I will come. - Yes! Oh! 40 00:01:38,642 --> 00:01:41,561 - No, but I will not be cranking that Soulja Boy. No. 41 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:44,856 ♪ "The Spot" by Your Smith playing ♪ 42 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:47,067 - How great is it that we get to do this all over again? 43 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:50,403 - Wait, a-are we overdressed? That girl's wearing a sweatsuit. 44 00:01:50,403 --> 00:01:52,447 - Who cares? I'm rockin' the same nipple petals 45 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:55,533 from prom '07, baby. - They still have stick? 46 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:56,660 - Nope, not at all. 47 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:59,079 Um... Oh, yeah, they fell off in the Uber. 48 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:01,998 - Tonight has to be better than our prom, right? 49 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:04,167 - What are you talking about? Our prom ruled. 50 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:07,879 - I think you're thinking of not us and not what happened. 51 00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:10,882 ♪ "Cupid Shuffle" by Cupid playing ♪ 52 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:14,219 ♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪ 53 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:16,096 ♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪ 54 00:02:16,096 --> 00:02:17,222 - Guys, guys, guys! 55 00:02:17,222 --> 00:02:19,599 Prom King and Queen are gonna be Joe and Ilana! 56 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,935 - Seriously? Come on. Why did you have to do that? 57 00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:22,936 - Spoilers! - You suck. 58 00:02:24,271 --> 00:02:25,272 - Brandy, wait. 59 00:02:25,272 --> 00:02:28,275 ♪ They say I'm a rapper but I say no ♪ 60 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:32,112 Hey, Rachel, Rachel. Be careful at the after-party. 61 00:02:32,112 --> 00:02:33,780 The police are gonna bust it. 62 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,740 - Are you gonna call the cops on us? 63 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,367 That's messed up. 64 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:39,452 - No-- 65 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:42,080 ♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance ♪ 66 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,498 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 67 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:45,750 Hey, you wanna dance or something? 68 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,752 - Can't. Chem test Tuesday. Parents are on my ass. 69 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:50,714 Uh, quick... Ask me what the atomic weight of zirconium is. 70 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:52,549 - What's the atomic-- - Ninety-one! 71 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,051 - Ah, I got it right! 72 00:02:55,802 --> 00:02:58,013 Well, at least we're in a way better place now. 73 00:02:58,013 --> 00:02:59,681 Kids are gonna look at us and be like, 74 00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:02,851 "Oh my gosh, they're so cool, and, like, totally goals." 75 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:05,937 - We are goals. I know how to do my eyeliner now. 76 00:03:05,937 --> 00:03:08,356 - Yeah, and I don't have to wear prescription deodorant anymore. 77 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:10,567 - Hell, yeah! Let's go to prom. 78 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:13,570 ♪ "Take You Where I Go" by Rayelle playing ♪ 79 00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:20,660 [cheering] [indistinct chatter] 80 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:32,672 ♪ 81 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:33,673 BEN: Hey! 82 00:03:34,299 --> 00:03:36,218 You guys clean up so nice. 83 00:03:36,218 --> 00:03:39,471 - Hm, you too. Lookin' spicy. - Thank you. 84 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:42,057 This is my "history teacher after dark" look. 85 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:44,351 - Um... - You know what? 86 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:46,144 That does not sound right. I will not call it that. 87 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:48,146 So, you ready to narc, Louise? 88 00:03:48,146 --> 00:03:49,856 - Uh-huh. Oh. 89 00:03:49,856 --> 00:03:52,651 Spotted. Blunt in the boutonnière, flask strapped to the thigh, 90 00:03:52,651 --> 00:03:54,861 and those cufflinks are actually molly. 91 00:03:55,654 --> 00:03:58,281 Time for me to do my thing. [chuckles] 92 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,117 - Wow, she's like RoboCop. [chuckles] - Yep. 93 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:03,787 - So, um, how are ya since the breakup? 94 00:04:03,787 --> 00:04:06,623 - Oh, no, no, no. We are not talking about that. 95 00:04:06,623 --> 00:04:08,959 I am just here to tell a bunch of horned-up teens 96 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:11,127 which Ivy Leagues they are not getting into. 97 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:14,965 - Gotcha. I'm gonna hit the dance floor. I'm on "grind control." 98 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:18,468 - Ooh, yeah, those two look like they're trying to start a campfire. 99 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:21,471 - Hey, guys... don't make me get the spray bottle. 100 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:25,725 ♪ "Nighttiming" by Coconut Records playing ♪ 101 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:28,061 ♪ Don't talk to me that way ♪ 102 00:04:28,061 --> 00:04:30,689 - You don't wanna be doin' that anyway. Lot of chafing. 103 00:04:31,356 --> 00:04:33,984 - What if I wanna chafe? At least then I'd feel something. 104 00:04:33,984 --> 00:04:36,903 Nobody wants to dance with "That's So Not Raven." 105 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,363 - Well, as your guidance counselor, 106 00:04:38,363 --> 00:04:40,824 I'm proud of you for being so open about your gift. 107 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:42,659 You are unapologetically you. [sighs] 108 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:46,121 - I guess. What about you, Mr. Hart? 109 00:04:46,121 --> 00:04:48,415 When are you gonna show people who you really are? 110 00:04:48,415 --> 00:04:50,208 - Everybody knows I'm a proud gay man. 111 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,377 I drive a Kia Soul with a bumper sticker that says, 112 00:04:52,377 --> 00:04:53,879 "My other car is a fireman." 113 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:55,547 [chuckles] 114 00:04:55,964 --> 00:05:00,343 - No, I mean... the fact that nobody but me knows that you're a psychic, too. 115 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:04,097 - Maggie, no, I am a grown-up with a two-bedroom apartment, 116 00:05:04,097 --> 00:05:07,100 and a Yankee Candle addiction. I have expenses. 117 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,686 This school does not want a psychic on their payroll. 118 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:12,689 - Okay, well, when I'm grown up, you'll never catch me in a high school. 119 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,483 So, how's high school going? 120 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:18,737 - Well, I've been hooking up with this guy from my wrestling team all year, 121 00:05:18,737 --> 00:05:22,324 and I need to know if he'll ever commit to a real relationship. 122 00:05:22,324 --> 00:05:26,953 - Oh, well, in my experience, men will always disappoint you, 123 00:05:26,953 --> 00:05:29,539 so... brace yourself. 124 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:33,460 - Will you be my boyfriend? 125 00:05:34,085 --> 00:05:35,503 [grunts] 126 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:36,796 - Yes. 127 00:05:39,299 --> 00:05:40,175 - Ha! 128 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:45,013 Looks like you got one of the good ones. Hold on to him. 129 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:48,350 - I'm sorry about smashing your inhaler earlier. 130 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:50,310 I really thought it was a vape pen. 131 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:53,772 But, uh, you, Missy, I will have to confiscate that nip of vodka. 132 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:56,441 I know, it sucks, but soon enough, 133 00:05:56,441 --> 00:05:59,736 you guys'll be old enough to bring vodka wherever you want. 134 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:02,489 Like, the movie theater, or, you know, the DMV, 135 00:06:02,489 --> 00:06:04,991 so it's all Gucci, right? 136 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:08,662 - What class did you say you teach again? I-I, I don't think I've seen you here. 137 00:06:08,662 --> 00:06:09,871 - I'm not a teacher. 138 00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:12,082 - So, you're just, like, a professional prom narc? 139 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:16,044 - No... I'm here helping out Mr. Morales. 140 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:20,632 Yeah, and not to brag, but... I'm actually a yoga instructor. 141 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:24,177 - As, like, your job? - I think she means as a hobby. 142 00:06:24,177 --> 00:06:26,429 - No, Sparkles. It is my job. 143 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:29,933 - So, did you, like... invent goat yoga or something? 144 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:33,520 - What?! No! But a goat did eat my hair extensions once. 145 00:06:34,271 --> 00:06:37,691 Y-You know what? I didn't come here to defend myself, okay? 146 00:06:37,691 --> 00:06:40,819 - So, I want to be a professional soccer player, 147 00:06:40,819 --> 00:06:43,697 but I'm worried my boyfriend will think it's dumb, 148 00:06:43,697 --> 00:06:46,199 and I just want him to believe in me. 149 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,451 - Ugh, girl, I feel you. 150 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:52,414 But if he doesn't support you, it's better to find out now 151 00:06:52,414 --> 00:06:56,251 before you clog your phone up with photos of him and his stupid beard 152 00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:58,003 that makes you cry. 153 00:06:58,003 --> 00:06:59,963 - What? - Never mind. 154 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:03,925 Ha! 155 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:07,429 Not only does he believe in you, 156 00:07:07,429 --> 00:07:11,600 when you go pro, he gets your jersey number tattooed on his back. 157 00:07:12,642 --> 00:07:14,269 Actual size. 158 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:17,939 ♪ "Underdogs" by Jim and Sam playing ♪ 159 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:20,525 [sighs] Man, these kids are really throwing me off. 160 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,569 What a bunch of well-adjusted little weirdos. 161 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:24,195 - Tell me about it. 162 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:25,363 I'm an excellent narc, 163 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,991 but for some reason, no one thinks I'm cool. 164 00:07:27,991 --> 00:07:30,285 Actually, saying that out loud, I should've seen that coming. 165 00:07:30,285 --> 00:07:33,705 - Look... They're all in healthy, supportive relationships. 166 00:07:33,705 --> 00:07:36,625 I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me. 167 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,419 - Barkeep, you got anything stronger? 168 00:07:39,419 --> 00:07:43,423 - I'm a gym teacher, and, um, refreshments aren't for parents. 169 00:07:43,423 --> 00:07:44,424 [scoffs] 170 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:48,553 - Wow... really twisting the knife. 171 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:51,181 - I can't believe that just happened. 172 00:07:51,181 --> 00:07:53,516 ♪ 173 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,270 ♪ 174 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:59,856 - Sorry, you won't be having sex tonight. 175 00:08:00,732 --> 00:08:04,152 But if it makes you feel any better, neither will I? 176 00:08:04,945 --> 00:08:08,240 - Well, I-I see a solution to both our problems. 177 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:12,410 Honors Bio taught me it's called a "symbiotic relationship." 178 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:15,830 I'm also taking Anatomy. 179 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:20,669 - Go get some punch, Kenneth. - Okay, sorry. 180 00:08:26,508 --> 00:08:28,510 - Now, don't feel bad, Kurt, okay? 181 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:31,930 The first time I tried to tie a tie, I passed out. 182 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:34,391 All right... you look so sharp. 183 00:08:34,391 --> 00:08:36,101 Now, go ask Alec to dance. 184 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:38,311 Go! Yes! Go! 185 00:08:41,565 --> 00:08:45,610 - [singsongy] H3C, CH2, CH3 is propane. 186 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:49,531 - Holy crap, he's hot. Do you think his hair is naturally black? 187 00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:52,826 - Uh, well, his eyebrows are red and he's got freckles. 188 00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:55,829 - Oh no, he saw us. Pretend like we're dancing. 189 00:08:55,829 --> 00:08:56,663 - Okay. 190 00:08:57,539 --> 00:09:02,294 - Actually, he's kinda scary. - [singsongy] H3C, CH2, CH3 is propane. 191 00:09:02,294 --> 00:09:03,920 Maggie? Oh. 192 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,674 - Trevor got into Penn. 193 00:09:07,674 --> 00:09:10,385 Why would you tell him to commit to art school? 194 00:09:10,385 --> 00:09:12,888 You might as well tell him to grow a handlebar mustache now 195 00:09:12,888 --> 00:09:14,848 because he's goin' straight to being a barista. 196 00:09:14,848 --> 00:09:15,849 - He's an artist. 197 00:09:15,849 --> 00:09:17,767 That's what he's going to do with his life. 198 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:19,019 - You don't know that, Victor. 199 00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:22,522 - I think I do, and it is my job to guide these students. 200 00:09:22,522 --> 00:09:26,026 - Well, lately, you've been guiding angry parents into my office. 201 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:28,695 Now talk to Trevor and fix this. 202 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:31,656 ♪ "Control" by Kid Sister playing ♪ 203 00:09:34,743 --> 00:09:38,163 - I love that one. Oh my god, you look so cute. 204 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:39,915 [laughing] Look at that. 205 00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:43,543 - Uh, so, just to be clear-- - Oh, that lady's back. 206 00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:45,754 - That's right. The lady is back. 207 00:09:45,754 --> 00:09:50,842 Yoga might be a part-time job, but it is a full-time lifestyle. 208 00:09:50,842 --> 00:09:53,011 - You felt the need to come back and tell us that? 209 00:09:53,011 --> 00:09:57,182 - No. No, no, no. That's not all. I'm smart, okay? I went to med school. 210 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:59,267 - So, you're like a retired doctor? 211 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:03,313 - What? No... I dropped out because it was stressful. 212 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,689 You guys get that, right? 213 00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:09,319 School is just studying, and overbearing parents, and raging acne. 214 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:12,364 Actually, you all have perfect skin. 215 00:10:12,364 --> 00:10:16,243 - Things are goin' pretty great right now. Gemma just made a boatload on NFTs. 216 00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:18,787 - Yeah, she literally bought a boat. 217 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:24,668 - You die together, holding hands at the age of 102. 218 00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:27,295 Enjoy. 219 00:10:29,631 --> 00:10:31,508 - Beat it, kid! This is an emergency. - Ah! [winces] 220 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:32,884 - Thank you. [Louise sighs] 221 00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:37,222 Why is love so easy for these kids, Lou? It makes no sense. 222 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:39,307 - They drive Teslas, Maggie. 223 00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:43,061 And I'm just some cheugy loser who blew off her parents' expectations 224 00:10:43,061 --> 00:10:44,938 in the name of "personal fulfillment." 225 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:49,442 Cheugy is bad, Maggie... Really bad. 226 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:52,487 - It's like the second I opened myself up to Daniel, 227 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,239 he breaks my heart. 228 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,700 - I still owe money on my PT Cruiser. 229 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,869 - And now I'm getting hit on by kids in jorts. 230 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:03,540 - And according to one kid, I still need that prescription deodorant. 231 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:06,334 I gotta get outta here. - What? Why? Where are you going? 232 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:08,503 - I'm going through something, Maggie, 233 00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:13,008 and I have to go home and figure out what the hell an NFT is immediately! 234 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:14,009 [sighs] 235 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,096 - Maggie... 236 00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,433 where's Miss Louise? 237 00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:24,352 - Ugh, she's so obsessed with becoming a doctor 238 00:11:24,352 --> 00:11:26,354 that she locked herself in the bathroom to study, 239 00:11:26,354 --> 00:11:28,982 so I'm alone as usual. 240 00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:32,360 - You know, sometimes you just have a bad night. 241 00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:34,905 DYLAN: Hey, Maggie, 242 00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,990 I have two crystal balls you can look into. 243 00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:41,953 - Dylan, I suggest you take your comments and your rusty wallet chain elsewhere. 244 00:11:44,331 --> 00:11:45,957 - At least the night's almost over. 245 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:49,794 - Listen, Maggie, I know things seem terrible right now, 246 00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:52,172 but I see great things in your future. 247 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,799 People are gonna love and appreciate you. 248 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:57,636 And those eyebrows are gonna make people jealous someday. 249 00:11:59,054 --> 00:12:00,055 - Thanks. 250 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,516 You know, you're kinda like my guardian angel. 251 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:09,314 - Oh. "Guardian angel." I like that. [gasps] 252 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,524 - What? - I just saw something. 253 00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:14,903 You will dance with a great guy at prom and you'll be happy. 254 00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:19,407 - Really? - Yes, sweetie, just not at this prom. 255 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:21,409 ♪ 256 00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:27,791 - Milady... would you be so kind to let me have this dance? 257 00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:32,003 ♪ "Falling in Love Again" by Dojo Cuts playing ♪ 258 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,088 - Sure, Kenneth. 259 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:41,054 - You smell really nice. Like a fancy grocery store. 260 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,180 - Thank you. 261 00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:46,268 Nice jorts. - Thanks. They're rentals. 262 00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:47,394 - Oh. 263 00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:49,437 - Excuse me, Kenneth. May I cut in? 264 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:51,147 I just overheard Hayley Redlingshafer 265 00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:54,317 saying that your jorts slap and make you look like a total zaddy. 266 00:12:54,317 --> 00:12:56,736 - Ah, thank you, Mr. Morales. 267 00:13:00,031 --> 00:13:01,032 - Shall we? 268 00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:08,540 - A total zaddy, huh? 269 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:10,542 - Yeah, I have no idea what any of those words mean. 270 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,127 [laughing] 271 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,631 Sorry for... cutting in on Kenneth. 272 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:20,176 I mean, he's a great student, but very handsy. 273 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:22,762 - Well, he is the first person I ever danced with at prom. 274 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,306 - Well, if it makes you feel better, 275 00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:27,350 my prom was a bummer, too. I didn't dance either. 276 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,894 - I didn't even get a corsage. 277 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:31,646 - So, you really wanted an ice-cold flower bracelet 278 00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,106 from a to-go box? - Yes! 279 00:13:33,106 --> 00:13:36,735 My wrist was the only part of my body I was comfortable accentuating. 280 00:13:36,735 --> 00:13:40,155 - Worst part for me? Oh yeah, I rocked a faux hawk. 281 00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:43,867 - Ooh, I'm sorry, Mr. Brightside. 282 00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:45,994 - I came outta my cage and I'm doing okay. 283 00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:47,412 [laughing] 284 00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:53,877 - Ooh... should you maybe, like, throw a bucket of cold water on them, or? 285 00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:56,213 - Oh, um, mm, no. 286 00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:58,506 Jeff gave half the seniors lice last semester. 287 00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,800 I'm gonna give him this win. - Oh, fair enough. 288 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,220 I mean, I don't know how any of these students could resist 289 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,930 this romantic atmosphere. - Mm. 290 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,181 - Sticky floors. 291 00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:08,808 - Oh, the overwhelming scent of Axe body spray. 292 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,978 - The deejay's laser occasionally burning a hole in your retina. 293 00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:12,771 - Yes. 294 00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:14,147 [chuckles] 295 00:14:15,065 --> 00:14:17,901 Well, I guess it's all about who you're with that 296 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:20,695 makes the night special. 297 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:23,531 ♪ 298 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,367 ♪ I been holdin' on ♪ 299 00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,995 GEMMA [on microphone]: Students of J.R. Buchanan High, 300 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,790 it is time to announce the royal court! 301 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,083 Come on up, Mr. Morales. 302 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,918 [cheering, applause] 303 00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:37,963 - There's my overly reverb-ed cue. 304 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:38,964 [laughs] 305 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:46,513 - Now, before Mr. Morales does the honors of crowning this year's royalty, 306 00:14:46,513 --> 00:14:48,431 we have a little surprise. 307 00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:50,600 ALL: Ooh. 308 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,728 - So, the prom committee did some digging on something called MySpace, 309 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:58,567 and we thought Mr. M. would like to remember his prom when he was king. 310 00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:00,443 - Okay. 311 00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:02,362 [all laughing] 312 00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:04,990 GEMMA: Aw, they're so in love. 313 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,741 STUDENT [shouts]: Nice suspenders, Mr. M.! 314 00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:11,955 - Uh, just so you know, suspenders were really cool, uh, back then... so. 315 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:14,374 What do you, uh-- 316 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,544 What do you say we announce the royal court, huh? 317 00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:19,546 [cheering] 318 00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:26,094 DEEJAY: Time to get freaky... in a respectful way! 319 00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:28,346 [cheering] 320 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:32,893 - Ugh... this music is so loud I can't even concentrate! 321 00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:35,145 Oh, I knew I shouldn't have come to prom. 322 00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,898 If I don't pass this test, my parents are gonna kill me 323 00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:41,067 because I'm not gonna get into med school, which means that my brother will win. 324 00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:43,194 - Do you even want to be a doctor, 325 00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:45,989 or are you just trying to make your parents happy? 326 00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:49,117 - I'm sorry, what's the difference? 327 00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:52,245 - Let's just go to Rena's. 328 00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:55,498 I hear there's a secret menu and they'll put cheese on your fries. 329 00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,542 - Shut up. Is that real? 330 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,753 - Duh, I wouldn't lie about cheese. 331 00:15:59,753 --> 00:16:01,379 - We need to make that a rule. 332 00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:04,299 BOTH: We don't lie about cheese. 333 00:16:06,885 --> 00:16:10,764 - Wait, ow, ow, ow... These shoes are killing me. 334 00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:13,225 I wish my mom just let me wear my Heelys. 335 00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:15,185 - All right, Victor, did you talk to Trevor yet? 336 00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:17,479 - No... and I'm not going to. 337 00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:18,563 PRINCIPAL BUTLER: Excuse me? 338 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,440 - I'm gonna meet you outside. - Okay. 339 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,983 ANGEL: He will go to art school, 340 00:16:21,983 --> 00:16:24,486 and then he will sign with a gallery in Chelsea, 341 00:16:24,486 --> 00:16:27,113 and have a bitter feud with the maître d' at Balthazar. 342 00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:30,909 And, yes, he will be a barista, but only for, like, six months. 343 00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:33,370 - And, uh... how do you know all this? 344 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:34,996 - Because I can see the future. 345 00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:37,165 I'm psychic. 346 00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:38,917 PRINCIPAL BUTLER: [laughs] Psychic. 347 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:42,754 Victor, tell me, what else do you see in your crystal ball? 348 00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:45,966 - Well, I see you having four beautiful grandchildren, 349 00:16:45,966 --> 00:16:50,512 and you get a DUI on something called a Bird scooter. 350 00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,347 Oh, and there is one more thing. 351 00:16:52,347 --> 00:16:55,976 It's blurry, but it's getting clearer, it's getting clearer. 352 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,520 I quit. [gasps] 353 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,854 I quit. 354 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:02,816 - All right, Mr. Hart! - I'm a free bird. 355 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,611 - Well... that was it. 356 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:08,154 The only prom we'll ever have, 357 00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:11,241 and the best part was watching a grown man quit his job. 358 00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:14,703 I hope we don't feel that way when we see Twilight. 359 00:17:14,703 --> 00:17:18,331 - Are you kidding my ass? There is no way. Team Jacob. 360 00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:20,542 - I keep trying to get visions of it, 361 00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:23,169 but all I see are adult women sobbing in the theater. 362 00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:24,170 [laughing] 363 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:37,934 Thought I might find you here. 364 00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:40,604 Also, your period app posts your location. 365 00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:42,022 - I should turn that off. - Yeah. 366 00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:46,067 - I'm sorry for ditching you. - It's okay. We both had a rough night. 367 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,695 At least we got cheesy fries. - Mm-hm. 368 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:50,405 BOTH: Mm. 369 00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:55,201 - Well, I may not be the psychic in this relationship, 370 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,038 but I know we're only goin' up from here. 371 00:17:58,038 --> 00:18:00,206 - Yeah? What do you see, Lou? 372 00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,042 - Well, I'm gonna be a surgeon, 373 00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:03,543 and you're gonna be married to Pete Wentz, 374 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:05,253 and we'll look back on this and laugh. 375 00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,296 [laughs] 376 00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,885 I really thought tonight was gonna be a win for us. 377 00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:14,137 Now I'm questioning every choice I've ever made. 378 00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,848 Like, maybe I shouldn't have quit med school. 379 00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:20,727 - Lou! You were miserable in med school. You did what was best for you. 380 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:23,939 - I used to be so ambitious, Maggie. - You still are! 381 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:26,733 You still have that flashcard-wielding freak deep inside of you. 382 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,026 You just gotta let her out. 383 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:31,154 - I have always wanted to own my own studio, 384 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,781 and I think I could do it, too. 385 00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:34,491 My classes always have a waitlist, 386 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,826 and one of my Yelp reviews said that I should start a cult. 387 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:37,911 - Yes! 388 00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:41,164 - Who cares if I never made it on a "30 under 30" list? 389 00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:44,501 I got a new goal, and a cartilage piercing that's finally healed. 390 00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:47,504 - That is huge. Things are really looking up. 391 00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:50,131 - And what about you? How are you? 392 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:50,966 - You know what? 393 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:53,260 I'm actually okay. 394 00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:58,598 At first, it was... it was rough seeing all those teens in love. 395 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,809 - Oh, yeah, you hate to see that. 396 00:19:00,809 --> 00:19:03,895 - But maybe... it was good for me? 397 00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:08,525 Like... it was a reminder that love is still out there. 398 00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:13,113 - Uh, I just got full-body chills. - Yeah. 399 00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:16,324 Somebody's gonna love me for who I really am, visions and all. 400 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,619 - Well, you know, someone already does. 401 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:21,830 - Mm, thanks, Lou. I love you, too. 402 00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:23,248 - You know what? 403 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:26,209 I need to celebrate. - Ooh. 404 00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:28,503 - Hopefully, this is vodka and not wine cooler. 405 00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:35,302 To our futures. - To our futures. 406 00:19:39,306 --> 00:19:41,933 Hey, you know what I just remembered? - Huh, prom sucks? 407 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:43,643 - These cheese fries give me heartburn. 408 00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:46,855 - Just gotta keep eating through the pain. - Challenge accepted. 409 00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:50,066 ♪ 410 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:53,361 - So, how was prom? Dance with anyone? 411 00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:55,363 - I think you know the answer to that. 412 00:19:56,114 --> 00:19:57,657 Ugh, I'm just glad it's over. 413 00:19:57,657 --> 00:19:59,868 Thank god we're both done with high school. 414 00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:02,454 - I know. That dress code was oppressive. 415 00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:04,539 They wouldn't let me wear any of my silk robes. 416 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:06,416 They have lapels. It's business casual. 417 00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:11,796 - I just wanted to tell you, Angel... I'm really proud of you. 418 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:15,091 - I'm proud of me, too. But for what specifically? 419 00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:17,552 - For being unapologetically you. 420 00:20:18,178 --> 00:20:19,012 - Aw. 421 00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:21,848 [knocks on door] 422 00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:24,976 - I gotta go. That must be Lou coming back for her leftovers. 423 00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:25,977 - Bye, baby. 424 00:20:26,645 --> 00:20:28,230 - L-- Oh, hi. - Hi. 425 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:29,773 - Hey, come in. - Are you okay? 426 00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:31,608 - Oh, yeah, I-- I'm... - I was just looking around, and I didn't see you there. 427 00:20:31,608 --> 00:20:34,736 - ...so sorry. I didn't mean to leave early. I just-- - No, no, no. It, it-- It's all good. 428 00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:35,779 It's all good. 429 00:20:35,779 --> 00:20:39,032 But you did miss Alec and Kurt winning prom kings. 430 00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:40,033 - Ahh. 431 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,369 And crowned by a former king. 432 00:20:42,369 --> 00:20:47,082 - Oh, about that-- - Yeah, so you secretly had a great prom. 433 00:20:47,082 --> 00:20:50,502 - Actually... right before that picture was taken, 434 00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:52,629 that was the first time Jessie and I broke up. 435 00:20:52,629 --> 00:20:55,632 - Ah. - Sometimes a photo doesn't tell the full story. 436 00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:58,260 - I know what you mean. 437 00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:02,472 - So, am I still part of the miserable prom club? 438 00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:05,725 - I guess I won't revoke your membership card just yet. 439 00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:08,353 - [chuckling] I did bring this. 440 00:21:09,229 --> 00:21:10,689 Kenneth thought you should have it. 441 00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:11,940 - Sweet, sweet Kenneth. 442 00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:16,278 He is tenacious. I will give him that. 443 00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:19,698 - I thought you should have it, too. 444 00:21:19,698 --> 00:21:22,742 ♪ "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis playing ♪ 445 00:21:22,742 --> 00:21:24,578 Thanks for coming tonight, Maggie. - Yeah. 446 00:21:24,953 --> 00:21:26,580 - You're welcome. - Students loved it. 447 00:21:27,706 --> 00:21:29,332 Good night. - Night. 448 00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:36,214 ♪ Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain ♪ 449 00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:40,886 ♪ Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain ♪ 450 00:21:40,886 --> 00:21:46,099 ♪ Time starts to pass, before you know it, you're frozen ♪ 451 00:21:49,686 --> 00:21:54,065 ♪ Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love ♪ 452 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:59,487 ♪ I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love ♪ 453 00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:03,408 - Victor Hart? 454 00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:06,411 - Yes, I would like to change my name to Angel. 455 00:22:06,411 --> 00:22:11,124 That's A-N-G-E-L, as in guardian, as in touched by, as in hair pasta. 456 00:22:11,124 --> 00:22:13,835 - Got it. - Wow. Well, that was super easy. 457 00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:16,963 I wanna thank you for being a part of this monumental moment in my life. 458 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:17,923 - You are very welcome, sir. 459 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,508 - I'mma go to Starbucks now and watch them spell it wrong on a cup. 460 00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,969 - Great, but first, you'll head down to the Social Security Office 461 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:24,512 and change your Social Security card. 462 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,598 Then you'll swing by the DMV and get a new license. 463 00:22:26,598 --> 00:22:28,558 After that, head straight to the bank and change your fi-- 464 00:22:28,558 --> 00:22:29,392 - You know what? 465 00:22:29,392 --> 00:22:31,228 I'm just gonna tell people to call me Angel. 466 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:34,648 I'm wearing all white. They'll get it. [chuckles] Thank you. 467 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:40,153 ♪ 468 00:23:10,684 --> 00:23:13,186 [clucking] 469 00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:16,189 [fanfare]