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MAGGIE:
Well, business is not booming.
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No one seems to know I'm a psychic.
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- What about a big sign
that just says, "Vision."
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- Mm-mm, that makes it sound
like she's an optometrist.
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What about a sign that says,
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"We help you see things better"?
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[phone ringing]
Mm-hm? Mm?
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- Perfect Podiatry, your call is
super important to us, please hold.
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So, whose idea do you like better?
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- Gosh, I don't know.
They're so different.
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MARIA: Mm, well, you gotta
put yourself out there.
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- Maybe I'll just put a bunch
of mystical stuff in the window.
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- Ah, you know what?
I have the perfect thing.
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I have an old cast of Val Kilmer's foot
that's ripe for the taking.
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Course, you can't say it's Val Kilmer's
because of HIPAA and all of that,
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but people who know will know.
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MARIA: Why don't you just
come to the house tonight,
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and we can go through the attic.
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I'll show you
my porcelain doll collection,
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and you can take the ones
whose eyes are missing.
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- Ooh.
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♪ "Goes To My Head" by Blondfire playing ♪
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♪ We were lost until we got it right ♪
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♪ Runnin' circles in the moonlight ♪
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♪ We were drunk and just a little high ♪
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♪ Throwin' punches in the dead of night ♪
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- Hi. Is this the Bail Bonds office?
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- Hey. Y'all do hair?
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- Do you do waxing?
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- Well, at least this is something
I'm, like, semi-good at,
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but are you sure
you don't want a reading?
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- Oh, I'm good. I know my ex
will come crawling back eventually.
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[chuckling]
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Can't believe this is a psychic shop.
Why don't you have a sign?
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- What, like a big sign
that says "Maggie"?
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It's not really me.
- Isn't that, literally, your name?
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- Yeah, but, like, my name in lights?
Who am I? Las Vegas.
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- Okay.
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Ooh, what about a window display?
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Think of a theme like I did with my condo.
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I chose the color purple.
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- What, like the movie,
or the actual color?
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- Do you even have to ask?
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- So, like, the movie then?
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[scoffs]
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♪
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Why do you have your
"menu-reading face" on?
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- Oh, I haven't seen
this picture in forever.
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This is me with my old band.
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- Whoa.
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Whenever you mentioned them,
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I always pictured
the Country Bear Jamboree,
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but look at you.
You're a badass.
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- Yeah, I used to be able to jump
into the splits... Both ways.
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That's who I used to be.
- What happened?
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- Oh, if you don't stretch every day,
you kinda lose it.
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- No, to the band.
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- I kept it up for a while,
but when I had you,
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I decided it was time
to let that dream go.
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That's when I became Dad's receptionist.
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- You gave up your dream for me?
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- No.
Things change when you have a kid.
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Now all I want is
for your dreams to come true.
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- Well, I'll have you know
my dream has come true.
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I run my own psychic shop
where half the people who come in
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ask where the weed's at?
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- Oh, well, that's why
your dad and I get ours delivered.
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- Hm... Hey, maybe you
should start up the band again.
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- Ah, those days are over,
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but I do miss having a creative outlet,
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and smashing things.
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What's gotten into you?
Why are you so encouraging?
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- I just feel bad that you
gave all that up for me.
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Look, I'm out of the house now,
but before I have to move back
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because my business goes under,
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you should find something
that's just for you.
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- You're sweet.
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Oh! Here's me giving birth to you.
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You wanna see?
- No, I remember the video.
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- Yeah, good call.
It looks like a crime scene.
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- [sighs] Thanks for letting me
stay here today, guys.
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- Oh, no problem.
You said you had to leave your apartment.
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What happened? Roaches, asbestos?
- Black mold?
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Everyone's got a bit of black mold.
- Uck.
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- It's like the HPV of rooms.
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- No, my roommate's moving out,
and I didn't want her to ask me to help.
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She'd rather live with her fiancé.
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- I hate her.
Did you find a replacement yet?
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- No, it's so hard
to find a good roommate.
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You think someone's a decent person
and then, bam!
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All of a sudden there's an Entourage
poster up in the living room wall.
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- You know what?
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Our plant guy told me that
he needs a place to live.
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He just moved here from Portland.
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- Sorry, your what?
- Our plant guy.
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He keeps our plants alive.
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And one time, he brought me a tea.
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- Babe, go see if he's here.
- Mm.
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- Mm, I love this.
I love connecting people.
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I love plants.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- The CBD oil that I put
in this smoothie is really kickin' in.
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Woo! Oh my god.
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[knocks on door]
- Hi.
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- Hey, if you're looking
for a payday loan,
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you're gonna be the third person today
I have to break bad news to.
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- I was actually
coming in for a reading.
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- Oh, well... you know
my "no friends" policy,
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and that especially applies to you
because of the, you know, stuff.
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- Yeah, n-no. The reading's not for me.
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It's, um, actually... for this.
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- What tomb you'd
have to raid to get that?
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- So, I was at a flea market,
and I was weirdly drawn to this,
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and I have no idea why.
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- Well, it looks cool.
- Well, I was thinking maybe that you can
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touch it and see if there's
anything special about it.
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I would go on Antiques Roadshow,
but it's not a walk-in situation.
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- No.
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- Please.
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- Let's give it a shot.
- Thank you.
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[Maggie clears throat]
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- Uh, yeah. I'm, I'm not really
seeing anything special.
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Just somebody flipping it.
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Not sure if it's heads or tails,
but it's definitely one of those.
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- Oh.
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I never understood that,
leaving things to chance.
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- Well, flipping a coin isn't always
about leaving things to chance.
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Sometimes, it helps you
decide what you really want.
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- Well, if I know what I want,
then why would I be flipping a coin?
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- Let's say we're going to get froyo.
- Mm-hm.
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- Okay? And you can't decide
between vanilla and chocolate.
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Heads for vanilla,
tails for chocolate, okay?
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Which one do you want it to be?
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- Tails.
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- Mmm, so that's what you really want.
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- Okay.
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S-So, what is it?
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- No, it doesn't matter.
- Why?
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- You have your answer, chocolate.
Which is also the best answer.
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- Hi, I need 300 copies of this
"Have You Seen My Dog" flyer.
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- Oh.
- He's not lost.
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It, it just links to his Instagram.
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He wears wigs.
- Wait, I know this dog. I follow him.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, so I don't do this.
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- It's just 300 copies.
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CLIENT:
Yeah. [chuckles]
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- Lou, I really think our plant guy
would be an amazing roommate for you.
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Just don't bring up aphids
'cause he gets pretty heated.
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- Okay, well, I just hope
you pay this guy well
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because my rent is, kind of--
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Hi.
PLANT GUY: Hey, hey.
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- What?
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- Ooh, Dad, that is a brisk walk.
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If you need to use the bathroom
without a reading, that'll be a dollar.
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- Okay, Maggie, I'm in no mood.
Thanks to you, your mother is leaving me.
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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After 30 years, she doesn't
want to be my receptionist anymore.
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- Mom quit?
- Well, she said it was your idea.
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I can't run that office by myself, Maggie.
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What, I'm supposed to hire somebody
I'm not married to to be my receptionist?
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How would that even work?
- Well, why don't you just talk to her?
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- Talk to her?
Honey, I can't even look at her right now.
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[car horn honks]
Oh, that's your mom.
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She's waiting for me in the car.
I gotta go.
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- [sighs] Oh boy.
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MAGGIE:
Uh, Mom, so what happened?
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I thought you'd get a hobby,
not quit your job.
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- After our talk, I thought about it,
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and I realized
I never loved working there.
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- No?
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- Can I tell you a secret?
- Mm-hm.
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- I don't like feet.
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- That doesn't need to be a secret.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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- My nails have never looked better.
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I look like a badass.
You're onto somethin', kiddo.
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- Mm-hm. You're onto something.
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No, but seriously,
if you were feeling that unfulfilled,
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then quitting was
definitely the right move.
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You're owning who you are.
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- Thank you, sweetie.
- Mm-hm.
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- I like the new me.
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- Do you want me to do your toes?
- Oh, no, no. Your dad likes to do those.
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- Okay, that should be a secret.
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Champagne was a great call.
What's the occasion?
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- My roommate left it behind,
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and I'm nervous she's
gonna come back for it.
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- Ooh, smart.
- Yeah, drink up.
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- So, how's the roommate search going?
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- Complicated.
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Amy and Dave introduced me
to their plant guy.
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Plot twist, he's hot.
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So now I can't tell if he'd make
a better roommate or boyfriend.
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- Well, he can't be both.
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I mean, what if you guys break up
and then you're stuck living together?
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Oof.
- Okay, well, devil's advocate.
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What if we're the two people
in the world that can make it work
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because we're... extremely mature?
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- Well as much as I do believe that,
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maybe you should decide
once you get to know him better.
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Starting with his name?
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- They just call him "Plant Guy."
It's like Prince or Roseanne.
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[chuckles]
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Speaking of names, have people
figured out what your storefront is yet?
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- Mmm... Not really, no.
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But maybe it's cool if
I keep it kinda mysterious.
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You know, like a speakeasy,
or a high-end sneaker store.
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- Maggie, psychic readings
are supposed to be mysterious.
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Your ability to help people is not.
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Let people know who you are.
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- You know who I am. Isn't that enough?
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- Okay, your name is Maggie.
Your favorite color is terracotta.
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Your hall pass is Clive Owen.
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- Hm, and you're Louise.
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Your favorite color is pink
and your hall pass is Mufasa.
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- Ugh, it's the voice.
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- Mm.
- And he's so powerful in that movie.
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Everything the sun touches is his.
- Mm-hm.
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- Mm... cheers to being known.
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- I'll drink to that.
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♪
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Mom?
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Whatcha doin' here?
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- Well, I thought about what you said...
- Uh-huh.
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- ...and I found just
the right career for myself.
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- That's great.
- Came to me like that.
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- Love it.
- And it's something we could do together!
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- What now?
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- Tarot. I Wikipedia'd it.
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And after finding out how to say it right,
I think it's perfect.
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You're speechless!
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- So, Plant Guy mentioned he's
coming over to look at your place today.
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How exciting!
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What did you decide?
Boyfriend or roommate?
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- Still undecided,
but depending on his vibes,
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00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:35,220
I'm either gonna bust out
the sparkling water or the red wine.
238
00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,305
[phone beeping]
Oh, he's calling me. Bye.
239
00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:38,932
Uh, hello?
240
00:10:38,932 --> 00:10:41,893
PLANT GUY [on phone]:
Hey, I'm here, but I think I'm lost.
241
00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:43,728
- Oh, yeah. It's, kind of, a maze, um.
242
00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:46,231
Just go past the teens who
are vaping by the bushes,
243
00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:49,025
all the way down to the left,
and I'm apartment eight.
244
00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:51,111
PLANT GUY:
I think one of 'em just flipped me off.
245
00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:53,446
- Oh, don't worry about it.
They're, like, totally harmless.
246
00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:57,117
They just like to stand around
and get-- Hi. [giggles]
247
00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:58,034
- Hey.
248
00:10:58,034 --> 00:11:01,079
- Oh, sorry. Come in.
It's great to see you.
249
00:11:01,079 --> 00:11:03,039
- You too.
- So, this is me.
250
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,542
Little shabby,
but, you know, not too bad.
251
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,586
- [chuckles] Well, I'm definitely into it.
252
00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:08,670
- Okay.
253
00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,006
Oh, you like to take your shoes off.
254
00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:12,716
- Mm-hm.
- That's very polite.
255
00:11:12,716 --> 00:11:14,801
Um, can I get you a sparkling water?
256
00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:15,802
- Sure.
257
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:20,307
Or a whole bottle of wine?
- [chuckles] Sure.
258
00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:21,308
- Okay.
259
00:11:22,684 --> 00:11:23,894
- Mom,
260
00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:26,730
well now that you quit,
the world is your oyster.
261
00:11:27,314 --> 00:11:28,982
You sure you wanna be here,
262
00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:32,903
when you could be... anywhere else?
263
00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:35,947
- Yes, honey, this is so fun.
- Yeah.
264
00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:38,700
- We are gonna put your store on the map.
265
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,578
So, how should we set up our desks?
266
00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:45,332
Side by side? Back to front?
Across the room?
267
00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:47,751
- I like across the room.
- I do too.
268
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:50,754
Fun, fun, fun.
269
00:11:52,255 --> 00:11:56,301
Ooh! Some of these tarot cards
are a little PG-13. [chuckles]
270
00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:59,596
Can't have that. Bye-bye, boobies.
271
00:11:59,596 --> 00:12:01,598
Cute. Looks like a tank top, hm.
272
00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,977
♪
273
00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:07,979
[loud shuffling]
274
00:12:14,152 --> 00:12:14,986
- Mom.
275
00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:19,157
Mom... Mom!
- Yeah, baby?
276
00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:21,159
- Could you maybe do that
a little quieter, please?
277
00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:23,036
- Oh, yeah. Got you.
278
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:25,580
- We also offer tarot.
279
00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:31,044
You know, Mom, I was thinking,
there's lots of great careers out there,
280
00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:35,966
and tarot is really hard,
and takes a long time to master.
281
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,384
- Oh, no, it's not that hard.
282
00:12:37,384 --> 00:12:39,386
You just need the little booklet
that it comes with.
283
00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:43,139
Wait, where'd I put
the little booklet that it comes with?
284
00:12:43,932 --> 00:12:44,933
Huh?
285
00:12:46,017 --> 00:12:48,520
[coughing]
- Hey... you okay?
286
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,230
- Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. I'm good.
287
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:51,606
Hi. What's that?
288
00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:54,609
- Uh, I realized I didn't pay you
for the reading the other day,
289
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:58,154
and I think we both accept
froyo as currency, so.
290
00:12:58,154 --> 00:12:59,447
- Thank you.
- Oh, be careful.
291
00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:01,866
That place gave your dad
some bad rectum cramps.
292
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,076
Also, where's mine?
293
00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:05,120
- Guess what?
My mom's working with me now.
294
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,539
- Yeah, you want a tarot reading?
295
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:11,001
Maggie encouraged me to follow my dreams,
so I'm a tarot-ist now.
296
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:13,378
- Ah.
- He doesn't want a reading, Mom.
297
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,630
- I'll do a reading.
- Great!
298
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:18,133
Step into my side of the office.
299
00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:22,596
- All sides of the office
are my sides of the office.
300
00:13:22,596 --> 00:13:24,639
Just... saying.
301
00:13:25,682 --> 00:13:28,852
- Yeah, I have passwords
to all streaming services,
302
00:13:28,852 --> 00:13:30,604
and only half of them are my parents'.
303
00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:34,482
And I'm big into true crime docs.
304
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:37,569
I love trying to solve them,
curled up on the couch with someone.
305
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,698
I, I won't be needing
the shared parking space.
306
00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:43,533
I don't have a car.
- Oh.
307
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,368
- I drive a motorcycle.
308
00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:46,661
- Oh.
309
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:50,081
- And we can get the application in today.
310
00:13:50,081 --> 00:13:51,499
My credit score's perfect.
311
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,295
- Hm?
- I'm sorry.
312
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,464
I'm making this all about me.
313
00:13:57,464 --> 00:14:01,051
You know, I've been trying to work
on myself... by listening more.
314
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:02,677
♪
315
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:14,022
- Uh, oh, hold on. Sorry, I, I just--
I really have to pee, so, um.
316
00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:17,025
- It's okay.
- Stay, stay, stay.
317
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:22,197
- This card refers to your past.
318
00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:26,701
Ooh, upside-down six of cups.
[Ben chuckles]
319
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:31,122
It represents nostalgia,
a longing for how things used to be.
320
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,875
- Oh... Well, I am a history teacher.
321
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:38,838
[Ben chuckles]
- Okay, this card is your present.
322
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:41,424
Ooh, three of swords.
BEN: Ahh.
323
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,677
It looks like an emo album cover.
What's it mean?
324
00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:46,972
- Uh, let's see. Three of swords.
325
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:50,767
Ooh, a romantic conflict
may be on the horizon.
326
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,019
[Maggie clears throat]
- Well, I do sleep diagonally.
327
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:54,271
Jessie's not a fan of that.
328
00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:56,064
- Ben, leave the interpretation
to the expert.
329
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,065
- Yes, ma'am.
330
00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:59,526
- It says here it could
point to a third party
331
00:14:59,526 --> 00:15:02,070
creating trouble in your relationship.
332
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:05,365
- [clears throat] Mom, I don't think,
um, Ben needs you nosing around
333
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:06,783
in his... personal life.
334
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,326
- Who's the third party, Ben?
335
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:11,079
Does Jessie have feelings
for someone else? Do you?
336
00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:12,706
- Mom! Stop.
337
00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:15,000
- Maggie, my part of the office, my rules.
338
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,418
- M-Maybe I should go.
339
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,670
- Every part of the office
is my part of the office!
340
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,880
- I'm gonna go.
341
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:25,719
- I have been trying so hard
to be nice to you all day,
342
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,846
but you're in my space,
you're bothering my clients.
343
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:30,223
You're driving me crazy. Enough!
344
00:15:30,932 --> 00:15:32,350
- Well!
345
00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:35,687
Fine... if that's how you feel.
346
00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:38,815
But I will have you know,
that the next card
347
00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:41,151
was people skydiving
out of a spooky castle,
348
00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:43,278
and now we will never
know what that is about.
349
00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:45,280
♪
350
00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:51,286
♪
351
00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:56,124
- Hi.
- Hey.
352
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,251
Everything okay with your mom?
353
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:00,795
- Yeah, sorry you had to see that.
354
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,005
I'm trying to be supportive of her,
355
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:04,925
but it feels like her new career
is "torturing Maggie."
356
00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:07,219
- Well, maybe she just wants
to spend some time with you.
357
00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:08,553
- Yeah, exactly. You get it.
358
00:16:09,846 --> 00:16:10,972
- I know how it is.
359
00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:15,060
My dad never let me drive without him,
360
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,353
even when I was in college.
361
00:16:16,353 --> 00:16:18,021
- Whoa.
- And it was so annoying
362
00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:19,689
that he didn't trust me driving alone,
363
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:22,776
but I just realized that
he wanted to be with me.
364
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,278
- Yeah, but did he put dolls in your car?
365
00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:27,489
- Did he put dolls in my-- No, no.
- No.
366
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:30,283
- Maggie, I don't wanna be
that guy who does the whole
367
00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:31,910
"my dad is dead, and I'd give anything
368
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,703
to have just one more
day with him" speech,
369
00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:35,121
but my dad is dead,
370
00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:37,791
and I'd give anything to have
just one more day with him.
371
00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,294
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
372
00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:44,756
- You're right. Thanks, Ben.
373
00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:47,884
♪
374
00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:53,014
♪ I can see under the cracks ♪
375
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:59,020
Um, so, uh, what'd you
end up doing with that coin?
376
00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:02,566
- Oh, actually, I figured I'd keep it.
- Oh.
377
00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:05,026
- In case I need
to make a decision one day.
378
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:06,444
Or I might use it for scratchers.
379
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,322
♪
380
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:10,407
Look at that.
381
00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,660
Chocolate.
- Chocolate.
382
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,953
- Always the best choice.
- The only choice.
383
00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:17,372
- The only choice.
- Thank you.
384
00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:18,999
- Chocolate is the only choice.
385
00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:21,751
- Get it right. Come on, Ben.
- That's it. That's what it is.
386
00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:22,961
- Good night.
- Good night.
387
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,718
♪
388
00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:31,720
[snoring]
389
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:38,476
- Sorry, uh, I have
somethin' I wanna tell you.
390
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:42,314
- Oh, okay. Actually, me too.
Um, you can go first, though.
391
00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:44,566
- Okay, don't hate me [chuckles].
392
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,276
But this whole time
I've been struggling to figure out
393
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:48,862
if you'd make a better roommate,
or a better girlfriend.
394
00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:50,947
- Oh, samesies!
395
00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:52,324
- Really?
- Yeah.
396
00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:53,325
- Okay, what did you decide?
397
00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:55,911
- Let's say it at the same time.
398
00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:58,204
One, two...
399
00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,206
- Roommate.
- ...three.
400
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:05,629
- Sorry, you're so cool and superhot.
401
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,215
But I really need somewhere to live,
402
00:18:08,215 --> 00:18:10,717
and your place gets
really good sunlight for plants.
403
00:18:10,717 --> 00:18:13,178
- Well, you can't live here
now that we've hooked up.
404
00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:16,640
- Yeah... I guess not.
405
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,226
- Okay, well, what do we do now?
406
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:20,810
[sighs]
407
00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:24,648
♪
408
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,071
- Hey, Mom.
409
00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:37,285
- If you're wondering who stole
your bathroom key, it was me.
410
00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:39,663
I was mad. I'm not apologizing.
411
00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:43,708
- Okay, well, I'm actually the one
who wants to apologize.
412
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:44,918
I'm really sorry.
413
00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:46,920
- Oh.
414
00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:50,924
Okay, well, then here's your bathroom key.
- Thanks.
415
00:18:50,924 --> 00:18:53,510
So, uh, how's the tarot biz?
416
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,220
- Yeah, it's not great.
417
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,055
I left the cards on top of the car.
418
00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,641
- Ah.
- You know, it wasn't my thing anyway.
419
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,435
I may just go back to being
your dad's receptionist.
420
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:04,479
- What? Mom, no.
421
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:06,815
You can't just hide
in Dad's office or mine.
422
00:19:06,815 --> 00:19:08,858
- But I don't know anything else.
423
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:13,071
- Mom, I get it. I know who I am,
and I'm still scared to tell the world.
424
00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:16,324
- But you shouldn't be.
You are so good at what you do.
425
00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:20,620
Don't be scared, Maggie.
You gotta let your light shine.
426
00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:23,123
- I will, Mom.
427
00:19:23,957 --> 00:19:26,251
You're a total badass. Don't forget it.
428
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,253
- You're damn right I am.
429
00:19:29,004 --> 00:19:31,423
You know what?
I'm gonna start a podcast.
430
00:19:31,423 --> 00:19:32,507
- That's great.
431
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:34,593
- And you're gonna be my co-host.
432
00:19:35,135 --> 00:19:36,344
- I'm busy.
433
00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:40,056
♪ "Second Chances" by Bryar
ft. Anna Renee playing ♪
434
00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:44,936
♪ We got our heads in the clouds, no one ♪
435
00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:47,814
♪ No one's stopping us from... ♪
436
00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:50,650
- Oh, fun! A psychic. Let's get a reading.
437
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,652
♪ 'Cause we're not comin' down ♪
438
00:19:53,194 --> 00:19:54,195
- Come on in.
439
00:19:58,783 --> 00:19:59,784
♪ So what ♪
440
00:20:01,036 --> 00:20:04,247
♪ We've got our heads in the clouds ♪
441
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,709
♪
442
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:12,005
- Love the new signage, Mags.
443
00:20:12,005 --> 00:20:15,217
- Yeah, I'm still getting used to it,
but I like it, too.
444
00:20:15,217 --> 00:20:17,844
- Oh, wow. I am not loving those, though.
445
00:20:17,844 --> 00:20:20,931
- Oh, yeah. You know my mom.
446
00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:23,683
I have a feeling if I got rid of them,
they'd just come back.
447
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:25,185
- That's horrifying.
- Yeah.
448
00:20:25,185 --> 00:20:26,853
- Anyways, what are we having for dinner?
449
00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:29,648
- Um... flip a coin?
450
00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:31,316
- Okay.
- Heads for Thai?
451
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:33,735
- Ooh, tails for a family bucket
of fried chicken.
452
00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:37,572
- Oh, it's heads! Yes!
- Ugh.
453
00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:40,116
Really wanted that family bucket.
- Aw.
454
00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,078
BOTH:
Let's get both.
455
00:20:43,078 --> 00:20:45,247
- Yes, I love us!
- Me too.
456
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:48,083
But I cannot eat
with those things watching me,
457
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,377
so I, I need you to throw them away.
458
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:53,004
- I'm not touching them.
459
00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:55,006
♪
460
00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:28,039
[clucking]
461
00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:31,042
[fanfare]