1 00:00:02,804 --> 00:00:04,304 Don't be shy, folks. 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,508 We're dancing all night in the name of holy matrimony. 3 00:00:06,641 --> 00:00:11,613 Give it up for your bride and groom. 4 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,398 After this shit... 5 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:33,968 she's for sure, my least favorite cousin. 6 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:38,573 How many boyfriends did you steal from me in high school? 7 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,173 Three. 8 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,710 But stealing is a strong word for giving them 9 00:00:42,844 --> 00:00:45,880 half assed blowjobs in the church parking deck. 10 00:00:46,014 --> 00:00:48,917 So we were just one blow and go away from my baby sister marrying 11 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,286 my ex instead. 12 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,758 I'm sorry Courtney. 13 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,259 This must be really hard. 14 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,763 I'm fine Caitlin. 15 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:05,132 You can go. 16 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:11,238 Stop that. 17 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:12,406 We're gonna slow it down. 18 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,241 For all the lovers out there. 19 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:17,612 This one's for you all. 20 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,119 I don't think you're allowed to be 21 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,489 this sad at a wedding 22 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,028 Well this DJ has played 23 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:37,197 tub thumping by Chumbawamba three times in 45 minutes. 24 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,967 So how happy can any of us be? 25 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,568 Sorry, I was talking to 26 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,470 Courtney. 27 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:46,641 Right. 28 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,823 I'm Dave. 29 00:02:03,091 --> 00:02:04,291 You don't have to sit here. 30 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:07,095 Well, now you have my handkerchief, 31 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:10,230 and you are never getting this back. 32 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,900 I love a good never. 33 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:14,068 What? 34 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,603 I'm never getting that back. Ever. 35 00:02:15,737 --> 00:02:18,472 No loopholes, no questions, 36 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,843 no falling through or falling apart. 37 00:02:23,111 --> 00:02:26,346 It's comfortingly infinite, 38 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,286 That's mine. 39 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,658 Oh, is it? 40 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,662 Is that a bengal? 41 00:02:40,795 --> 00:02:42,295 Oh, this. 42 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,698 Oh, yeah, I. 43 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,767 I don't think I would call it a Bengal. 44 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,735 It's a Bengal. 45 00:02:47,869 --> 00:02:51,105 I'd feel more distinguished if you called it a band. 46 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,609 Or can I wear your Bengal? 47 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,869 Kate Lin-Manuel Miranda. 48 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,739 I've asked you repeatedly to give that nickname up. 49 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,207 What he's a lyrical visionary? 50 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,110 It's a big compliment, little sis. 51 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:30,078 Oh, my God. 52 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,113 I am not your sister. 53 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:35,482 You will be tomorrow. 54 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,654 I can't wait. 55 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,525 You really mean that, don't you? 56 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:47,895 Like you actually love her that much. 57 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,599 Okey dokey. 58 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,201 Glenn, you better go say goodbye to Courtney. 59 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,301 We're about to leave. 60 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:57,672 Tyrannosaurus Lex. 61 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:58,740 Good looking out. 62 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:00,908 All right, guys. I'll see you later. 63 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:04,612 It's like cotton candy became a man and that man is Glen. 64 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:07,582 I feel it's my duty as maid of honor to ask you, 65 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:10,952 respectfully, to not flirt with the groom. 66 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,319 I'm sorry. What? 67 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,689 It is unseemly. 68 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,859 Lexie, I'm not trying to have sex with Glenn. 69 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:20,828 Why are we talking about sex with my brother? 70 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:22,063 Ever? 71 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,931 But specifically at his rehearsal dinner? 72 00:04:24,065 --> 00:04:26,501 Well, Jasmine, Caitlin was getting a little flirtatious, 73 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,236 and I was just reminding her. 74 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,538 Are you the small talk police? Like, why are you watching me? 75 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:34,307 It is my job to make sure that this stays perfect for Court. Hey fuck butt. 76 00:04:36,144 --> 00:04:38,045 smash the groom in 77 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:40,715 a bathroom like a civilized person instead of out in the fucking open. 78 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:42,784 Oh, shut up, Chuck. 79 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:45,086 What? I'm the best man. I'm just looking out for my brother. 80 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,087 Not your brother. 81 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:47,054 Oh, really? 82 00:04:47,188 --> 00:04:49,891 Because frat is life. 83 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,026 Jasmine, it's not too late. 84 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:52,994 Grappling. 85 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:53,961 Run like hell. Bro... 86 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:56,396 Our family fucking rocks. 87 00:04:56,531 --> 00:04:58,298 Except for you. Okay. 88 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,067 I think we need to regroup here. 89 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:02,003 That's a good idea. Yeah. 90 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,705 We should give our attention to the sister who actually deserves it. 91 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,174 Right. 92 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,544 Courtney's Special day. 93 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,301 Are you even invited to this thing? 94 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,469 Not exactly. 95 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,240 She never mentioned you after that night. 96 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,610 Is that so? 97 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,747 Now, here you are. 98 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:52,620 Give me your phone. Why? 99 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,990 I'm going to give you the address to our house. 100 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:56,991 I know where it is. 101 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,696 Okay, then come by later. 102 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,564 Maybe 103 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:06,934 if I knock, you'll answer. 104 00:06:08,336 --> 00:06:11,539 Might even let you in. 105 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,042 Is that the same suit as last time? 106 00:06:15,176 --> 00:06:18,411 It's a good suit. 107 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:54,481 So let's hold off on flirting with your sister's husband again. 108 00:06:55,049 --> 00:06:56,517 Can we drop this? 109 00:06:56,651 --> 00:06:59,153 I just really didn't budget time for any family infighting tomorrow. 110 00:06:59,287 --> 00:07:01,322 Fine, Courtney. 111 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:05,860 I'm sorry for speaking my cute female words at the male body of your fiancee. 112 00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:10,064 In my defense, I didn't know that love was a form of absolute human ownership. 113 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:13,433 So... I don't care. 114 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:20,608 Why is she acting so weird? 115 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,982 So what are we getting up to tonight, ladies? 116 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,483 Champagne. Do we need snacks? 117 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,353 I can braid your hair. 118 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,922 Actually, Lexie told me that I could do coke off of her bare ass. 119 00:07:35,056 --> 00:07:36,757 Oh, I did no such thing. 120 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,259 You are such a tease. 121 00:07:38,392 --> 00:07:40,194 So, yeah, Lisa you'll probably want to head out 122 00:07:40,328 --> 00:07:43,164 just to maintain your plausible deniability. Yeah, I'm gonna go. 123 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,498 Call me if you need anything. 124 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,568 Anything at all. 125 00:07:47,702 --> 00:07:50,304 Except cocaine. 126 00:07:50,438 --> 00:07:52,306 I don't have that. 127 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,676 Not anymore. Bye. 128 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,412 Okay. 129 00:07:58,546 --> 00:07:59,847 Party time. 130 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:03,217 Who's ready for PIN the nose on Glenn. 131 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:04,819 The hell. 132 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:06,721 Lexi. No. 133 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,823 It's going to be so much fun. 134 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,791 And the printer charged me a pretty penny for this. 135 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,626 So we're doing this? 136 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,995 No, I'm getting the tequila. 137 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:17,565 It's finally time to use these. 138 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:18,966 Caitlin? 139 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,268 No, I said no penises. 140 00:08:21,402 --> 00:08:22,903 It's a bachelorette party. 141 00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:25,006 You're supposed to be the maid of honor, not our mom. 142 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:27,408 Well, your mom could come in at any moment. 143 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,876 And then what would she say? 144 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:30,177 Please, my mom. 145 00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:32,813 Once ask me if I spit or swallow. Did she. 146 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,483 Will you excuse me? 147 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,853 What is up with you? 148 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,756 Are those my earrings. No, 149 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:51,932 Caitlin, I 150 00:08:52,066 --> 00:08:55,169 thought you understood that this was her special day. 151 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,304 She's acting like a complete freak. 152 00:08:57,438 --> 00:08:58,939 That is not nerves. 153 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:00,875 You couldn't possibly understand what she's feeling, right? 154 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,576 Well she's my sister, so I probably have. 155 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,946 And yet I'm the maid of honor. 156 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,383 So, wait, what fluid 157 00:09:09,518 --> 00:09:12,753 does the alcohol represent? 158 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,064 If you get too drunk. 159 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:59,266 You're not going to stand a chance in the Courtney Trivia tournament that I made. 160 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,469 You can't even get Courtney excited for your shit. 161 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,405 And that's embarrassing because she usually humors you. 162 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:06,073 She doesn't humor me. 163 00:10:06,207 --> 00:10:07,274 She likes me. 164 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:08,776 You just wouldn't know what that feels like. 165 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:12,146 Can you help me with something? 166 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,281 Oh, of course. 167 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:16,585 Court. 168 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,954 Bridesmaids 169 00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:24,959 ...assemble. 170 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:28,329 So I know I haven't been acting like myself lately. 171 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,065 It's just there's a weird energy, so 172 00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:37,771 we're going to fix it. 173 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,410 Nope, nope, nope, nope. 174 00:10:43,545 --> 00:10:46,780 This is some white lady witch shit, and I am not doing it. 175 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:50,619 I can attest that Courtney has been really focused on her spirituality lately, 176 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:54,221 and I'm really proud of her for that commitment to self care. 177 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:58,959 Does mom know you used all of her salt? 178 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:02,329 Don't touch that, please. 179 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,033 This is really important to me 180 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:09,270 to feel safe and centered this weekend. 181 00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:12,406 Can you just sit with me? 182 00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:14,842 Let's just cleanse this shit and be done. 183 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,011 She's got dolls in here, and I'm not. Okay. 184 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:20,781 So we're just going to say, Distineo domum, a malo over and over. 185 00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:22,483 We're chanting. 186 00:11:22,617 --> 00:11:25,286 No. Can we please just hold a crystal and think happy thought? 187 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:28,022 God damn it, Caitlin, can you just cooperate for once? 188 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,758 This is her special day. 189 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:35,162 And if Courtney wants to chant in Latin in this candlelit room, 190 00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:38,732 then that is what we're going to do. 191 00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:01,255 Hands. 192 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,460 Distineo domum, a malo. 193 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,797 Distineo domum, a malo 194 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,166 Distineo domum, a malo 195 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,468 Distineo domum, a malo 196 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,336 Distineo domum, a malo 197 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:19,206 Distineo domum, a malo 198 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,275 Distineo domum, a malo 199 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:26,581 Distineo domum, a malo 200 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,117 Distineo domum, a malo 201 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,822 Distineo domum, a malo 202 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:38,892 Distineo domum, a malo 203 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:42,263 Distineo domum, a malo 204 00:12:48,703 --> 00:12:49,470 Who the hell is here? 205 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:50,404 Caitlin. 206 00:12:50,538 --> 00:12:51,539 I said no strippers. 207 00:12:51,673 --> 00:12:53,474 I didn't hire a stripper. 208 00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:55,843 Turns out it's really expensive to get them to come this far 209 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,013 out into the suburbs. So you tried. 210 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:04,251 There is someone here, and I would like to know why. Oh, 211 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,956 Caitlin. 212 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,326 Caitlin, who is here? 213 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,696 Hi. Hi, 214 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,929 Dave. 215 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,532 Hey, Court. 216 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,999 Your sister invited me. 217 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,801 She said you never mentioned me. 218 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,637 CAITLIN Whatever you did, you know. Sorry. 219 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,438 You can come inside. 220 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:27,808 Thank you. 221 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,111 You just gave him dominion over the house. 222 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,548 I gave him what? Hey babe... 223 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:37,117 Why don't you introduce me to your friends? 224 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,761 What are you doing Dave? 225 00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:49,564 I feel like you talk a lot. 226 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,265 I'm going to ask you to stop. 227 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,034 Well, I don't actually give a shit what you tell me to do. 228 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:58,205 Dave, Dave, Stop. 229 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,809 Okay? 230 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,510 If you try to leave, that's 231 00:14:02,644 --> 00:14:06,080 what's going to happen to you the second you step outside. 232 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,750 So get in there. 233 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,017 Who are you to tell me what to do? 234 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,620 Oh, I thought that was obvious. 235 00:14:12,754 --> 00:14:13,521 I'm the devil. 236 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:17,491 But you can call me Dave. 237 00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:21,061 Caitlin 238 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,996 Ok, That's the wildest stripper character. 239 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:26,701 But you know what points for originality, sir, I don't have any cash, 240 00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:29,637 But you deserve to be paid for your time and talents. 241 00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:33,006 Do you have a Venmo? 242 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,578 Lexi! 243 00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:39,947 Oh. Oh, 244 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,050 right. 245 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:48,422 So I am the actual devil. 246 00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:50,792 Courtney here 247 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,459 belongs to me. 248 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:55,195 And since you all cast that protection spell, 249 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:58,566 she has ensured that you are all deeply 250 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,736 and permanently involved. 251 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:05,105 So take a goddamn seat 252 00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:25,959 I like this. 253 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,329 Who brought these? 254 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,602 Oh, I knew I liked you. 255 00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:35,770 You choked me. 256 00:15:35,904 --> 00:15:39,072 Doesn't mean I don't like you. 257 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,578 Ask your sister. 258 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,948 I'm gonna order of pizza. 259 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,318 What do you guys like? 260 00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:55,422 This one wont' even 261 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,560 Look at me. 262 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,994 I don't want any part of this. 263 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,063 Or you or her. 264 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,635 Yeah, like I said, let me leave. 265 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:10,103 They can stay. I don't give a shit about them. 266 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,271 Let me go. 267 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:14,308 I could, I really could. 268 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,679 But then you'd technically be indebted to me. 269 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,548 And yet this little guy right here 270 00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:24,117 makes me think that you don't really want to do that. 271 00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:29,122 Oh. Oh, 272 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,059 I'm going to get Hawaiian pizza. 273 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,928 I don't care if you guys hate it. 274 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,029 And while we wait, Courtney is going to agree to be a hell bride, 275 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,799 and the rest of you be free of me forever. 276 00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:40,668 You can't do the ceremony. 277 00:16:40,802 --> 00:16:42,202 I don't consent. 278 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,071 Yeah, which is why I'm going to get your consent. 279 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,442 No. No. 280 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,014 I'm the king of hell Courtney. 281 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,783 I ruined civilizations. 282 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,384 I break up great bands. 283 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,554 I raise the dead, and I hate... 284 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,823 I mean, I 285 00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:04,024 really hate being told no by some piece of shit mortal. 286 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,593 So let me go. 287 00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:08,061 Be rid of this piece of shit mortal forever. 288 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,063 Do you read? 289 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,365 Do you even know who I am? 290 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,100 Like, that's never how this goes. 291 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,102 You have plenty. 292 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,136 You can get more. 293 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:19,507 Just let me go. Just me. 294 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,109 If she didn't let me in. 295 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,978 What? 296 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,747 You just going to spend your life behind 297 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,116 protective wards? 298 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,356 Do you really think if you try to bind yourself 299 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,494 to someone else that mark isn't going to eat your flesh 300 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:44,364 from the inside slowly and painfully? 301 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,603 You've done all this work to learn all your little spells, 302 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:52,172 but you still have no idea how any of this shit works. 303 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:56,310 You probably don't even 304 00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:59,313 you don't even know the one way out. 305 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,616 Courtney, do you know what he's talking about? 306 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,618 Why did you bring him here? 307 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:08,422 Oh, this changes everything. 308 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,698 You cannot do the ceremony. 309 00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:18,398 I do not consent. 310 00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:20,868 Yeah, but you will, I'm sort of known for being persuasive. 311 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:25,573 Oh. Oh, 312 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,510 Jasmine move, please. 313 00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:31,378 Our friend and the devil are in there. 314 00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,881 She made her choice. Choices have consequences. 315 00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:36,149 Our lives shouldn't be one of those consequences. 316 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,520 Do not agree 317 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,224 Help me! 318 00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:47,394 I really didn't want to do this Court. 319 00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:49,964 But honestly, you left me no choice. 320 00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:53,333 You get that right. 321 00:18:54,569 --> 00:18:57,805 You have to let me in. Did you just hit me? 322 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:15,890 He's gone. 323 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,693 What? How? 324 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:21,029 I don't know. 325 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,398 The candles, the book. 326 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,500 Maybe I banished him. 327 00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,268 Courtney, that's amazing. 328 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,570 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 329 00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:32,006 No touching are you kidding, Lexie 330 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:35,375 Is it still there? 331 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,845 Yeah, 332 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:41,415 but he's gone, that has to be good, right? 333 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:43,951 Mother. 334 00:19:44,085 --> 00:19:45,953 Fuck- 335 00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:49,322 Flank me. 336 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,425 Three, 337 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,661 two, one. 338 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,331 Pizza City! That's spooky. 339 00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,967 You're too hot to be a pizza guy. 340 00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:02,436 You know, my mom says the same thing actually. No... 341 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,471 Those eyes not of this world. 342 00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,339 Stab him now, Caitlin. 343 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,109 I'm just going to stab him. 344 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,977 Well what the hell are the knives for? 345 00:20:10,111 --> 00:20:13,147 Ignore them, I'll take it. 346 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,682 All right. 347 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:16,150 Excuse me. 348 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,151 Excuse me. 349 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:20,353 Sorry, That's not 350 00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:25,626 Enjoy. Bye Caitlin... 351 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,595 You don't need me for the stabbing, right? 352 00:20:27,729 --> 00:20:28,696 Oh, yes Hawaiian. 353 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:36,070 You hate Hawaiian pizza. 354 00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:37,205 You wouldn't know. 355 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,041 We're not close, but we are. 356 00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:41,209 I'm just gonna scoot by. 357 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,545 Shit that burns... god dammit. 358 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,015 All right, You got me. 359 00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:50,350 That was fun... too bad 360 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:53,721 He was still here. 361 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:03,998 I feel bad 362 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:17,745 That wail. I usually think it's hot, but, shit, not in this context. 363 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,516 Whatever you do hurts her. 364 00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:23,050 Not me. I, like, can't die. 365 00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:25,385 But she can. And you can. 366 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,756 So knives down, bitches. 367 00:21:33,728 --> 00:21:35,295 He won't. 368 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,664 He won't do it. 369 00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:37,832 She has to consent to do the ceremony. 370 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,534 And if he kills us there's no- 371 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,803 I'm inside her, ladies, and not in a fun way. 372 00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:45,006 So I really wouldn't bank on me giving a shit about - 373 00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:46,473 Hands... the power is coming through the hands. 374 00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:47,141 You have tie me. 375 00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:50,477 Shut up. 376 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,781 I don't like how fast you did that. 377 00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:55,216 I'm not a cop. 378 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,819 I just watched a lot of law and order criminal intent. 379 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,355 Let's get her up the stairs. 380 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,295 Original guys. 381 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,429 Totally not derivative. Shut up. 382 00:22:09,564 --> 00:22:11,331 Oh, are you the leader now? 383 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,702 Who's the leader? 384 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,572 Okay, 385 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:19,140 As maid of honor, I am clearly the one in charge. 386 00:22:19,273 --> 00:22:21,042 I've read every charge since this started. 387 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:24,045 I am the only one that can be objective on this situation. 388 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:25,613 You guys saw what we did with the knives. 389 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:27,682 Pizza guy is your fault 390 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:32,687 Guys. I'm actually doing my- Sabotage! 391 00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:36,991 Hallway meeting now. 392 00:22:37,124 --> 00:22:39,126 Sorry. I'm not trying to be the leader. 393 00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:42,797 I just like, I thought it was a good white women and apologizing. 394 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:46,466 I'm sorry, 395 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,503 Okay. 396 00:22:49,637 --> 00:22:51,038 No one's the leader, but he's going to try to pull shit like that at every turn. 397 00:22:51,172 --> 00:22:52,907 And we need a plan. 398 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,474 The only thing that really seemed to hurt him was your necklace. 399 00:22:54,609 --> 00:22:57,477 Yeah. Caitlin, do you have a crucifix? 400 00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:59,580 I like maybe have a Switchfoot CD. 401 00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:00,615 That's the best we're going to get. 402 00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:03,584 Christwise. In the movies. 403 00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:05,553 They always have a priest. 404 00:23:05,686 --> 00:23:07,355 How are we going to get a priest? We can't leave without choking to death. 405 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,423 And my phone isn't exactly filled with men of God. 406 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:11,726 I know how we get one. 407 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:14,562 We have to. 408 00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:17,131 Call Glenn. No, 409 00:23:17,698 --> 00:23:20,368 it's just that it's really bad for the groom to see the bride right 410 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,738 before the wedding. 411 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,209 You're right. 412 00:23:28,342 --> 00:23:29,944 Yeah. Like Satan is here. 413 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:30,544 Thank you. 414 00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:32,880 Yeah. Okay. 415 00:23:33,014 --> 00:23:36,183 BOP, bop, bop, bop, bop, 416 00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:39,553 bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. 417 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,258 You got Glenn 418 00:23:44,392 --> 00:23:46,794 DJ Jazzy Jeff. 419 00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:48,396 Oh. Hmm. 420 00:23:48,529 --> 00:23:50,364 Hmm. Hmm. 421 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:53,034 Oh, sounds fun. Cool. 422 00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:53,935 All right. 423 00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:56,804 Be there in a jif. 424 00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:58,506 Well, 425 00:23:58,639 --> 00:24:02,310 I hate to press pause on fun, but the girls need a Priest. 426 00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:07,447 The fuck, why? I'm not really sure, but they seem like they were in a rush. 427 00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:11,385 So let's just pop this off, Mattie, and fire up the old iron horse. 428 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:12,420 Okay. 429 00:24:12,553 --> 00:24:15,455 I'll bring the neck thing. 430 00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:17,024 All right. 431 00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:18,693 Well, 432 00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:20,294 I'm coming with you. 433 00:24:20,428 --> 00:24:21,729 This is weird. 434 00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:23,564 And if they're pranking you, I want to see it. 435 00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:25,833 Best man. 436 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:27,768 Breast man. What? I don't know, dude. 437 00:24:27,902 --> 00:24:31,038 Sometimes I just say shit, Yeah, 438 00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:34,208 Let's get up out of here. 439 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:37,979 And. Oh, 440 00:24:38,112 --> 00:24:41,148 when I come back, there better be a nose on my wife. 441 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:01,869 I know that 442 00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:04,138 this must be really hard for you. 443 00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:07,508 I just feel like I'm setting a trap for him. 444 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:09,010 It's not a trap. 445 00:25:09,143 --> 00:25:10,745 He loves her. 446 00:25:10,878 --> 00:25:12,380 He'd want to be here to help. 447 00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,048 Just don't want to scare him. 448 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:17,218 You know? 449 00:25:18,419 --> 00:25:21,455 We can't just leave him there. 450 00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:24,859 That can't stay. 451 00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:43,310 What are you looking for 452 00:25:46,313 --> 00:25:47,415 This is my fault. 453 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,550 I might as well try to fix it. 454 00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:51,685 When the hell did you learn Latin? 455 00:25:51,819 --> 00:25:53,087 You're the disgrace. 456 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:56,323 Right, soiling the family name and shit. 457 00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:00,529 Yes. She didn't talk about you much. 458 00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:02,196 You went to jail, didn't you? 459 00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:03,798 Yeah. DUI. 460 00:26:03,931 --> 00:26:05,800 DUI? You kill anyone? 461 00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:10,638 No. Shame 462 00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:13,641 Why her? 463 00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:18,179 hot, innocent, exquisitely broken. 464 00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:20,748 Broken. Now she's perfect. Always has been. 465 00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:22,450 There's a million ways to be broken. 466 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,852 I know them all intimately. 467 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:28,222 Don't doubt my taste. 468 00:26:28,557 --> 00:26:31,792 Are there new people here? 469 00:26:33,394 --> 00:26:35,296 Hell, yeah. 470 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,631 Oh, What? 471 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:41,735 What does he eat? Oh. 472 00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:46,807 Oh, Glen. 473 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:48,642 Jasmine. 474 00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:51,245 Jasmine, 475 00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:54,381 Glen, don't come. 476 00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:57,918 Jasmine, 477 00:26:58,252 --> 00:27:01,288 Jasmine. 478 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:15,903 Oh. Oh, 479 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:17,872 Gentlemen. 480 00:27:18,005 --> 00:27:19,306 Good evening. Thank you all for coming. 481 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,877 Would anyone like some cold Hawaiian pizza? 482 00:27:23,844 --> 00:27:25,412 What the hell, Lexi? 483 00:27:25,547 --> 00:27:26,747 I'm trying to be welcoming. 484 00:27:26,881 --> 00:27:28,682 I would eat some pizza, actually. 485 00:27:28,816 --> 00:27:32,052 Where's Courtney? 486 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:37,725 She's not going anywhere. 487 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:39,827 Hey, fuck butt. 488 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,796 Why are we here? 489 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:46,200 Do either of you know about Dave? 490 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,067 Dave? 491 00:27:47,201 --> 00:27:49,538 Dave from our pledge class? 492 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,772 Yeah. Six toes, I think. 493 00:27:51,906 --> 00:27:53,374 Are you talking about the Dave 494 00:27:53,508 --> 00:27:54,808 That Courtney fucked in secret for, like, two years? 495 00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:57,411 Talking about that Dave. Wow. 496 00:27:57,546 --> 00:27:59,614 She told you? Oh, yeah. 497 00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:01,448 I met him. Seem pretty cool. 498 00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:04,619 This was way before you came around, bro. 499 00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:05,853 I swear on the frat. 500 00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:07,121 Right? Okay. 501 00:28:07,254 --> 00:28:10,224 But how much did you know about Dave? 502 00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:13,327 Oh, like, not any bit. 503 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:17,731 Just like a like I met him the one time. Why? 504 00:28:20,602 --> 00:28:22,436 Well, 505 00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:27,841 Glen, Glen, Thank God they've gone absolutely crazy. 506 00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:29,644 Give it up, Dave. 507 00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:31,412 You're not good at this. Dave? 508 00:28:31,546 --> 00:28:33,347 Who's Dave? 509 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,284 They light candles and they said spells. 510 00:28:37,619 --> 00:28:40,387 I don't know what's happening. 511 00:28:40,522 --> 00:28:42,890 Yeah, Jazzy. 512 00:28:43,023 --> 00:28:45,059 It looks like, according to me, it's not Courtney. 513 00:28:45,192 --> 00:28:48,896 I mean, it is her, but it's not her talking as something only she would know. 514 00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:53,635 It's my favorite cereal. 515 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:55,836 Cheerios. 516 00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:57,871 Glen. No, you have to ask something more. 517 00:28:58,005 --> 00:28:59,440 Where do we go 518 00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:00,975 The night that Mom and Dad's divorce was finalized? 519 00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:03,944 The movies. Wrong Ice cream. Suck it. 520 00:29:04,078 --> 00:29:05,012 Wait, what? 521 00:29:05,846 --> 00:29:06,880 I don't remember that. 522 00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:09,817 Where was I? Oh, it's not her. 523 00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:11,919 She's possessed by the devil, like we said. 524 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:14,689 So, Father, little help. 525 00:29:14,822 --> 00:29:18,025 I feel like now's a good time to mention that I was ordained online. 526 00:29:18,392 --> 00:29:19,793 That's my buddy from the office. 527 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,529 Are you serious? 528 00:29:21,663 --> 00:29:22,863 But whatever power there is to be found in the Universal Life 529 00:29:22,997 --> 00:29:45,119 Church, I'll use it for. 530 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:50,958 Well, that's kind of cool. Fools, mortals. 531 00:29:51,992 --> 00:29:53,460 Cocksuckers. 532 00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:56,897 Okay, I'm disturbed, Matty go ahead and take it way. 533 00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:04,204 the power of Christ 534 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:08,510 compels you. 535 00:30:08,643 --> 00:30:11,680 Please leave. 536 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:12,614 Is that. 537 00:30:12,747 --> 00:30:14,516 Is that holy water? 538 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:15,949 I found it in Glen's car. 539 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:20,087 So now can we focus, please, and try again? 540 00:30:20,722 --> 00:30:22,724 Blessed assurance. 541 00:30:22,856 --> 00:30:24,958 Jesus is mine. 542 00:30:25,092 --> 00:30:28,329 We learned in a camp. 543 00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:31,899 We know it. 544 00:30:32,801 --> 00:30:36,036 We don't. Hum or something 545 00:30:37,639 --> 00:30:38,573 blessed. 546 00:30:38,707 --> 00:30:41,842 assurance. Jesus, Jesus. 547 00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:46,480 Is mine. 548 00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:50,719 Oh what a foretaste, of glory divine! 549 00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:58,225 Heir of salvation, purchase of God, 550 00:30:58,359 --> 00:31:06,400 Born of His Spirit, Washed in His blood. 551 00:31:09,103 --> 00:31:10,672 Oh, she's going to dislocate her arms. 552 00:31:10,805 --> 00:31:12,139 No, wait. 553 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:14,609 If he gets control of her hands, we're all dead. 554 00:31:20,114 --> 00:31:23,150 Bottled 555 00:31:23,283 --> 00:31:27,655 water and a church camp song? Are you serious? 556 00:31:27,789 --> 00:31:29,858 God Damn it. 557 00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:34,662 I got that Joy, Joy, joy, joy down in my heart. 558 00:31:34,796 --> 00:31:35,896 Where? 559 00:31:36,029 --> 00:31:38,600 Sorry, It's call and response. 560 00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:40,467 What does that mean? 561 00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:43,638 Hey! 562 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:46,340 Too spooky. 563 00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:47,941 We're going about this all wrong. 564 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:50,845 Agreed. We've been trying to get him out. 565 00:31:50,978 --> 00:31:53,615 But maybe we should go directly to Courtney herself. 566 00:31:53,748 --> 00:31:54,915 Right? 567 00:31:55,048 --> 00:31:56,116 Like when he killed the pizza guy. 568 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,753 But she screamed. Excuse me. 569 00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:00,722 Wait, what? 570 00:32:00,855 --> 00:32:01,989 Oh, did we? 571 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:03,558 We didn't mention the pizza. Oh, there's. 572 00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:08,195 There's a dead pizza guy I moved him. Define dead. 573 00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:12,433 That's a 574 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,569 good looking man. 575 00:32:14,702 --> 00:32:17,938 Yeah. 576 00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:23,477 When he died, she screamed and she really came back. 577 00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:26,514 We saw it. It's got to be you, Glenn. 578 00:32:26,648 --> 00:32:27,782 This whole thing. 579 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:29,416 I mean, he's here because she wants to be with you. 580 00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:31,586 Are you suggesting we use him as bait? No. 581 00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:35,989 No. I'm just wondering if, like, a a show of love might do something 582 00:32:36,624 --> 00:32:39,493 while I do love my future wife, 583 00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:41,763 A little concern, 584 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:44,097 because I know that's the devil and I don't want. 585 00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:45,966 Oh, no, no, no, no. 586 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,770 Glenn, that is not the kind of show of love we're talking about. 587 00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:51,539 No. Oh, okay. Got it. Yeah. 588 00:32:51,673 --> 00:32:53,575 Yeah. Like it's not a sex thing. 589 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,309 My mistake. 590 00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:58,680 God, I'm staying. 591 00:32:59,914 --> 00:33:01,816 You have to do the thing. 592 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:03,183 You have to bro 593 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,221 It's for the wedding. 594 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:09,323 And I've been practicing for months, and I can. 595 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:13,260 There will be no wedding if you don't get Satan out of her, Man. 596 00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:18,800 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 597 00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:21,803 I'm going to do it. 598 00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:24,104 Just give me a minute. Hey, 599 00:33:24,238 --> 00:33:26,908 you take all the time you need, brother. 600 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,010 You got this 601 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:33,347 fly little bird. 602 00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:35,817 What is it? 603 00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:38,820 Shut the fuck up, Caitlin. 604 00:33:38,953 --> 00:33:40,153 Why is he friends with you? 605 00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:42,524 Why is he friends with you? That's you. 606 00:33:42,657 --> 00:33:44,559 That is what your face looks like and sounds like. 607 00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:47,729 When you do that. 608 00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:50,965 The fuck are you doing? 609 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:51,799 Scene How to make water. 610 00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:54,669 Holy. 611 00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:58,038 We are so fucked, 612 00:33:59,807 --> 00:34:03,043 so fucked. 613 00:34:06,614 --> 00:34:07,314 Oh shit. 614 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:10,685 Glenn's not choking. 615 00:34:11,953 --> 00:34:14,989 He can go get help. 616 00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:17,525 Oh, my God. Yes. 617 00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:19,994 Yes. Let's bring more people into this. 618 00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:21,930 Especially the police, who 619 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,666 I'm sure would love to see that shockingly attractive dead pizza man. 620 00:34:24,799 --> 00:34:26,734 You wish you were as hot as that dead pizza, man. 621 00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:28,670 I fuck. Yeah. 622 00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:34,341 Fuck. 623 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:55,429 What are you looking for? 624 00:34:56,798 --> 00:34:58,032 My Switchfoot CD. 625 00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:01,401 Oh, cool. 626 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,940 So she told you about Dave? 627 00:35:06,074 --> 00:35:08,009 Not me. 628 00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:09,443 Yeah. 629 00:35:09,577 --> 00:35:10,778 She probably didn't want you to steal him. 630 00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:12,647 I never stole from her. Oh, really? 631 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,650 Because I fucking gave her those earrings for Christmas, 632 00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:18,820 You piece of shit. 633 00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:20,855 Why do you even care? 634 00:35:20,989 --> 00:35:24,224 You hate Courtney. 635 00:35:28,896 --> 00:35:31,599 So you went for ice cream? 636 00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:33,101 Yeah. 637 00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:35,135 That was 25 years ago. 638 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:36,504 Can you let it go? 639 00:35:36,638 --> 00:35:38,438 You know what I did that night? What? 640 00:35:38,573 --> 00:35:41,308 I screamed and I cried so hard that I couldn't talk for a week. Cool. 641 00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:43,377 So you see why we didn't invite you? 642 00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:46,413 Did it ever occur to you that I might not be so miserable to be around 643 00:35:46,547 --> 00:35:48,016 if you didn't treat me like shit? 644 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,551 You treat yourself like shit, and that's contagious. 645 00:35:50,685 --> 00:35:52,553 You treat everyone like shit. 646 00:35:52,687 --> 00:35:55,757 You're self-possessed and you're cruel and you're shallow. 647 00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:58,559 And I don't understand why she still comes to you. 648 00:35:58,693 --> 00:36:00,728 I don't want to fuck and tell you. 649 00:36:00,862 --> 00:36:04,197 Okay, But I'm not going to apologize because I'm not here for you. 650 00:36:04,866 --> 00:36:05,700 Right? 651 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,167 It's Courtney's special night. 652 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,570 God damn it, You are insufferable 653 00:36:10,437 --> 00:36:11,438 That's a big word. 654 00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:12,907 You find my SAT flash cards? 655 00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:13,908 Oh, really? 656 00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:16,711 Did you find deez nuts? 657 00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:22,617 I never hated Courtney. 658 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:25,485 I wanted to be everything she was. 659 00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:28,690 And when I wasn't, I took what I could. 660 00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:32,192 When what you want is all of somebody and they only give you scraps. 661 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:33,661 Yeah. 662 00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:35,697 You start to wish that they didn't exist at all. 663 00:36:51,278 --> 00:36:54,247 What is happening? 664 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:57,618 What is happening? 665 00:37:02,824 --> 00:37:05,492 Do you all have to be here? 666 00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:07,494 Yeah, Glenn, that's the king of hell in there. 667 00:37:07,628 --> 00:37:09,697 So I think you want all the backup you can get. 668 00:37:09,831 --> 00:37:12,867 Yeah. 669 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,301 Okay. 670 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,204 Courtneato burrito. 671 00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:19,372 I know you're in there. 672 00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:20,808 I was planning for this 673 00:37:20,942 --> 00:37:23,978 to be a little wedding surprise. 674 00:37:24,478 --> 00:37:28,348 As you know, I have a strong love for the legendary music group Boyz 675 00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:32,754 Two Men, balanced by a healthy fear of copyright infringement. 676 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:36,057 Dude, for the last time, they can't sue you over a one time 677 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:37,257 performance at a private event. 678 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:39,459 I was planning to go viral. 679 00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:42,029 I know, but that's not how viral works. 680 00:37:44,899 --> 00:37:46,200 This is 681 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:49,269 an original spoken word. 682 00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:52,640 What the fresh hell? 683 00:38:07,021 --> 00:38:09,123 Vows are said 684 00:38:09,257 --> 00:38:11,025 We are wed, 685 00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:12,960 so let's 686 00:38:13,094 --> 00:38:15,763 dim the lights down low 687 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:19,100 because I got some love to show 688 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,170 and I'm more confident 689 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:24,005 in the dark. 690 00:38:24,138 --> 00:38:27,374 As you know. 691 00:38:28,676 --> 00:38:31,879 Tie the knot, Let's get hot. 692 00:38:33,214 --> 00:38:34,381 Just like the. 693 00:38:34,515 --> 00:38:37,185 Sexy, kind of warm. 694 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:39,887 Our bodies 695 00:38:40,021 --> 00:38:41,522 is a sexy storm. 696 00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:42,355 You were gonna 697 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:43,591 Let him do this 698 00:38:43,724 --> 00:38:45,793 at the wedding? I co-wrote it. 699 00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:49,429 Oh, I'm going to make it rain. 700 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:53,634 I'm gonna let this love pour. 701 00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,469 to biblically know 702 00:38:56,604 --> 00:38:59,841 we do have sex so. 703 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:03,343 I'm gonna know my wife. 704 00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:06,714 for the rest of my life. 705 00:39:08,049 --> 00:39:10,017 to biblically know 706 00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:12,520 means to have sex. So. 707 00:39:12,653 --> 00:39:15,590 And I'm going know you so hard 708 00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:18,926 if you consent too. 709 00:39:20,294 --> 00:39:21,494 Well, fuck me. 710 00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:26,167 Holy shit, Matt. 711 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:29,337 untie her. We need the ropes. 712 00:39:29,737 --> 00:39:30,504 Glen I love you so much. 713 00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:32,506 I'm so sorry. 714 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,176 Now he'll just try to jump into one of us if we try to get too close. 715 00:39:35,309 --> 00:39:38,246 Satanic possession can only happen if you have some major vulnerability. 716 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:41,015 Usually caused by making a deal with him. How do you know that? 717 00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:44,585 You think I haven't spent every free moment on Satan's Wikipedia page? 718 00:39:46,087 --> 00:39:48,923 And what makes anyone more vulnerable 719 00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:52,093 than true love? 720 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,394 Where did he go? 721 00:39:54,528 --> 00:39:55,630 Glenn, you're holding me really tight. 722 00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:57,732 I don't want to let you go. 723 00:39:57,865 --> 00:39:59,166 No, no, no, no. 724 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,001 Where did you go? 725 00:40:00,134 --> 00:40:03,104 What the fuck? 726 00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:17,484 Oh, no, no. 727 00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:24,491 Stronger than he looks. 728 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:27,528 Oh, yeah. 729 00:40:27,662 --> 00:40:29,429 This works great. 730 00:40:29,563 --> 00:40:32,566 Hello...it's me Lisa! 731 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,201 Who the fuck is Lisa? 732 00:40:34,335 --> 00:40:37,538 She's the wedding planner, Was she supposed to be here? No. 733 00:40:37,672 --> 00:40:40,007 I hope you don't mind. I just let myself in. 734 00:40:41,008 --> 00:40:43,311 We had a little hiccup with the ice sculpture. 735 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:46,681 It required a conversation. 736 00:40:56,657 --> 00:40:58,192 Oh, no. 737 00:40:58,326 --> 00:41:01,028 No, Dave no 738 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:10,171 Well, 739 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:12,606 Glenn, what on earth are you doing here? 740 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,241 You sly dog you. 741 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,777 Yeah, we had a an interesting night tonight. 742 00:41:16,911 --> 00:41:20,147 I know. Snorting drugs off butts. 743 00:41:20,314 --> 00:41:21,449 Yeah, Yeah. 744 00:41:21,582 --> 00:41:24,151 Oh, and look at that sharp suit. 745 00:41:25,419 --> 00:41:27,288 This little thing. 746 00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:28,856 Yeah, I really like it. 747 00:41:28,990 --> 00:41:31,792 And I just hate to get something on it, you know? 748 00:41:31,926 --> 00:41:35,930 Well, how can I even call myself a wedding planner without these bad boys? 749 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:48,843 Help! Courtney! 750 00:41:49,643 --> 00:41:53,614 We gotta help Glen. Help! Help! 751 00:41:54,548 --> 00:41:55,950 We have to get him back in here. 752 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:56,684 We need the book. 753 00:41:56,817 --> 00:41:57,785 I'll grab the salt. 754 00:41:57,918 --> 00:42:00,087 We have to save my brother. 755 00:42:00,221 --> 00:42:01,489 Please. 756 00:42:01,622 --> 00:42:04,258 Lisa. 757 00:42:04,392 --> 00:42:05,159 Lisa. 758 00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:08,829 Run! Huh? 759 00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:17,038 Lisa, 760 00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:33,054 What happened? 761 00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:35,923 Jasmine. 762 00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:39,093 Jasmine, 763 00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:45,299 We have to get him back in my room. 764 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:51,806 Uh, no. 765 00:42:55,843 --> 00:42:58,212 Shit, shit, shit. 766 00:42:58,345 --> 00:42:59,680 Relax. 767 00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:03,050 You're not going to die 768 00:43:03,284 --> 00:43:04,185 But someone. 769 00:43:04,318 --> 00:43:05,753 Will. 770 00:43:05,886 --> 00:43:07,588 Are you really about to give a villain speech? 771 00:43:07,721 --> 00:43:10,958 Dave? 772 00:43:11,492 --> 00:43:14,195 Maybe 773 00:43:14,328 --> 00:43:15,763 you see this body. 774 00:43:15,896 --> 00:43:17,566 Unlike Courtney's 775 00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:20,935 Belong to an actually good person 776 00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:23,538 It's airtight. 777 00:43:23,671 --> 00:43:26,541 So if you guys are thinking of trying 778 00:43:26,674 --> 00:43:29,910 anything heroic, 779 00:43:31,278 --> 00:43:33,447 don't. 780 00:43:33,582 --> 00:43:36,817 I do feel a little outnumber 781 00:43:43,424 --> 00:43:46,660 valuable. 782 00:43:49,663 --> 00:43:52,900 Interesting. 783 00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:59,306 The whole reason why we're here 784 00:44:04,778 --> 00:44:05,580 expendable. 785 00:44:05,713 --> 00:44:08,849 Dave, don't. 786 00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:12,119 Did you really think I was going to do that whole walkie 787 00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:15,723 talkie thing and just kill them off right now, huh? 788 00:44:17,057 --> 00:44:20,294 You have no sense of production value. 789 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:23,565 Guys, relax. 790 00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:25,900 It's a party, 791 00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:29,270 Let's play a game. 792 00:44:31,405 --> 00:44:32,541 Welcome to Courtney. 793 00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:35,309 Trivia that I made 794 00:44:35,442 --> 00:44:38,879 brought to you by her useless maid of honor. 795 00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:40,814 What's your name again? 796 00:44:40,948 --> 00:44:43,784 It's Lexie. Lexie. 797 00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,587 So I'm going to ask the questions. 798 00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,321 And if you think the answer is 799 00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,725 one more time, 800 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:54,195 it's Lexie. 801 00:44:54,328 --> 00:44:57,566 If you think it's Lexie, put her shoe in there. 802 00:44:58,332 --> 00:45:02,036 And if you think it's this piece of shit, dude, put his up. 803 00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:06,473 And if you both agree, you're safe. 804 00:45:07,509 --> 00:45:10,044 But if you disagree, 805 00:45:10,177 --> 00:45:13,180 I'll be forced to choose who's right. 806 00:45:13,314 --> 00:45:16,750 And that's the end of the game. 807 00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:18,452 No hints or 808 00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:20,287 Helping. 809 00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:22,823 Please stop this. 810 00:45:22,957 --> 00:45:24,659 Just say the word. 811 00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:27,728 And I absolutely will. 812 00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:31,098 You know what I want. 813 00:45:34,603 --> 00:45:37,304 Okay, Here we go. 814 00:45:37,438 --> 00:45:40,474 Question number one 815 00:45:42,042 --> 00:45:45,246 Who has known Courtney the longest 816 00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:51,318 3 2 1 817 00:45:53,821 --> 00:45:56,257 It's easy, but very good. 818 00:45:56,390 --> 00:45:57,726 Very good 819 00:45:57,858 --> 00:46:01,095 question 2 820 00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:03,931 who will Courtney bring with her 821 00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:07,301 in a fight? 822 00:46:10,572 --> 00:46:13,807 3 2 1. 823 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:17,612 Still, 824 00:46:17,746 --> 00:46:20,781 easy, still easy. 825 00:46:20,948 --> 00:46:22,850 It's good, though. 826 00:46:22,983 --> 00:46:25,853 Question three 827 00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:29,189 Who loves Courtney more? 828 00:46:30,558 --> 00:46:31,726 Don't be a hero. 829 00:46:31,859 --> 00:46:34,529 Stop talking. Okay. Yes, we'll do that. 830 00:46:34,895 --> 00:46:40,200 3 2 1. 831 00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:45,939 Excellent, 832 00:46:46,073 --> 00:46:49,310 Excellent. 833 00:46:49,711 --> 00:46:52,946 This is a good one 834 00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:59,186 Who deserves to live? 835 00:47:04,224 --> 00:47:07,227 Now, babe, I know this question isn't really about you. 836 00:47:07,361 --> 00:47:09,631 And this is your special day. 837 00:47:09,764 --> 00:47:13,200 So you're going to shout your answer at the same time? 838 00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:16,705 If you say nothing, 839 00:47:16,837 --> 00:47:20,074 I will kill them both. 840 00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:26,880 Are you ready? 841 00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:30,217 Who deserves to live? 842 00:47:30,984 --> 00:47:34,421 3 2 1 843 00:47:35,489 --> 00:47:36,725 Hello girls. 844 00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:40,094 Oh, my God. 845 00:47:41,295 --> 00:47:44,532 I gave Lisa the key. Mom? 846 00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:47,769 You're not answering your phones. 847 00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:50,904 And you know how I hate that 848 00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:52,640 you got some pizza out here. 849 00:47:52,774 --> 00:47:55,943 Do you need it? Get rid of your mother. 850 00:47:56,477 --> 00:47:58,912 I totally would, Dave, if I can get close to that door 851 00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:02,282 without choking to death, thanks to you. 852 00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:08,355 Oh, get rid of her. 853 00:48:08,489 --> 00:48:09,591 My mom. 854 00:48:09,724 --> 00:48:10,924 Please don't hurt my mom. 855 00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:13,528 Dude, just give me. I'll get rid of her. 856 00:48:15,963 --> 00:48:19,199 Let's go. 857 00:48:21,736 --> 00:48:23,337 Mom. What the fuck? 858 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:27,241 Chucky, Sweetie, what on earth are you doing here, silly boy? 859 00:48:27,509 --> 00:48:29,811 Oh, that's a good question. 860 00:48:29,943 --> 00:48:35,015 I they spilled some lip gloss, and they need my help, 861 00:48:35,149 --> 00:48:38,653 so, yeah, on account of all that, it's kind of not a good time. 862 00:48:38,787 --> 00:48:40,454 And you should get the fuck out of here. 863 00:48:40,588 --> 00:48:42,990 That bad over lip gloss? Yeah, lip gloss. 864 00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:44,893 What's going on in there? Nothing. 865 00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:46,493 Nothing. It's just. 866 00:48:46,628 --> 00:48:51,131 Well, Courtney is nervous, and Caitlin's not helping. 867 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:53,167 Kind of like you, so you should go. 868 00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:56,003 Don't tell me they're fighting again a little bit. 869 00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:59,339 They are. Can you just leave? 870 00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:01,308 This is are chance. 871 00:49:01,442 --> 00:49:03,878 He is not going to be as easy to tie up as you have to. 872 00:49:04,011 --> 00:49:05,814 We don't have to if we can't. We just have to get him back in the room. . 873 00:49:07,281 --> 00:49:09,818 Well, Mom, you're just going to have to tell me whatever the fuck it is. 874 00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:11,051 You came here to tell them. 875 00:49:11,185 --> 00:49:13,621 Okay? Shit. Okay. Okay, baby boy. 876 00:49:13,755 --> 00:49:15,022 I just brought. 877 00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:16,957 I just brought her a little gift. Great. 878 00:49:17,090 --> 00:49:19,226 What the fuck is this? Lube? 879 00:49:19,359 --> 00:49:21,195 Yes, It's organic. Oh, my God. 880 00:49:21,328 --> 00:49:23,665 It really is life changing. 881 00:49:23,798 --> 00:49:25,834 Oh, Mom, What the fuck? 882 00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:29,704 Well, it was supposed to be a little special wedding gift from a woman 883 00:49:29,838 --> 00:49:34,374 to a woman, But you got in the way, Mom, she's your daughter, and 884 00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:40,247 she deserves an eco conscious, lubricated sexual experience like anybody else. 885 00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:43,618 That's disgusting. You're weird. 886 00:49:43,785 --> 00:49:46,821 This is our chance. 887 00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:50,525 I've beat his ass before. 888 00:49:52,226 --> 00:49:55,229 Oh, and tomorrow, please don't wear 889 00:49:55,362 --> 00:49:59,366 your sunglasses with those little chokey things around the neck. 890 00:49:59,634 --> 00:50:00,635 Doesn't look good. 891 00:50:00,768 --> 00:50:02,937 First of all, don't tell me what to do. 892 00:50:03,070 --> 00:50:04,572 Okay? 893 00:50:04,706 --> 00:50:06,073 And second of all, they're called croakies, you idiot. 894 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:08,375 Okay. Okay, sweetheart. 895 00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:11,011 Okay, Well, it's time to go, so just. 896 00:50:11,144 --> 00:50:14,549 Bye, Mom. Okay, sweetie. Oh, I love you. 897 00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:17,552 This was fun. My mom. Fuck. 898 00:50:19,621 --> 00:50:20,420 I love you. 899 00:50:20,555 --> 00:50:22,624 Okay, now fucking leave. 900 00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:25,793 Stop it. 901 00:50:26,895 --> 00:50:28,161 And what a trip. 902 00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:29,062 Can I see that lube? 903 00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:32,432 Sure. 904 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:33,868 What the fuck? 905 00:50:34,002 --> 00:50:36,871 Oh, shit. 906 00:50:37,005 --> 00:50:39,741 You like that devil bitch? 907 00:50:39,874 --> 00:50:50,752 Oh, Still got it. 908 00:50:54,354 --> 00:50:55,723 All right, All right. 909 00:50:55,857 --> 00:50:58,893 Upsy daisy satan, 910 00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:01,061 everyone, get out and stay back. 911 00:51:01,194 --> 00:51:04,431 Yeah. 912 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,067 What are you. 913 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:07,735 Get out of my way. 914 00:51:07,869 --> 00:51:10,738 Caitlin, 915 00:51:19,714 --> 00:51:22,750 You give up Court. 916 00:51:23,017 --> 00:51:26,386 Non praeteribit. 917 00:51:35,797 --> 00:51:38,833 Non praeteribit. 918 00:51:39,901 --> 00:51:41,435 You shall not pass. 919 00:51:41,569 --> 00:51:43,938 God damn Gandolf shit. 920 00:51:44,072 --> 00:51:47,307 I will get you out of him. 921 00:51:48,676 --> 00:51:49,911 You won't. 922 00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:52,145 You can't. 923 00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:55,516 I'm not letting him get close to the surface. 924 00:51:58,218 --> 00:52:00,220 He is trying though. 925 00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:03,591 It must really hurt 926 00:52:03,858 --> 00:52:06,894 You remember? 927 00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:09,831 Let's leave him. 928 00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:11,633 Caitlin, 929 00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:14,802 keep watch. 930 00:52:19,507 --> 00:52:22,744 Feeling a little bit left out. 931 00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:31,586 Okay. 932 00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,253 I learned these protections and wards. 933 00:52:33,387 --> 00:52:36,323 Surely there is something else in here we can use. 934 00:52:36,456 --> 00:52:38,392 So he can't die right? 935 00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:42,195 Whatever we do to his body now affects Glenn, not him. 936 00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:44,231 And I am not willing to risk one. 937 00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:45,600 Okay, What do you need, Court? 938 00:52:45,733 --> 00:52:47,702 You want a water? I'll give you water. 939 00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:52,106 So we need to get him out of Glenn and then sent back to hell sick. 940 00:52:52,472 --> 00:52:54,909 Okay, We'll need the four of us again. 941 00:52:55,043 --> 00:52:56,811 But we can banish him. 942 00:52:56,944 --> 00:53:00,081 Yes, but if we do it now, we're just sending Glenn to hell. 943 00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:03,051 That's what you just said? Yes. 944 00:53:03,483 --> 00:53:06,954 And if there is another spell in that book to get him out of my brother, 945 00:53:07,088 --> 00:53:10,525 I'm sure Dave won't give us a time before he slaughters us all. 946 00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:12,694 You're right. 947 00:53:12,827 --> 00:53:14,796 I can make you a grilled cheese. 948 00:53:14,929 --> 00:53:18,432 So what exactly is the plan? I'm here now. 949 00:53:19,534 --> 00:53:21,102 What I get him out, you send him back. 950 00:53:21,234 --> 00:53:22,235 What the fuck? 951 00:53:22,369 --> 00:53:23,203 Chuck? 952 00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:24,237 The energy and focus. 953 00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:27,108 His incantations required. 954 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:30,578 This is an exorcism, but it asks for four mortals too. 955 00:53:30,912 --> 00:53:32,412 Okay, so we just need three more people. 956 00:53:32,547 --> 00:53:35,783 No, I'm not bringing anyone else into this. 957 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:38,586 Do they have to be alive? 958 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,420 Me, Matt, the pizza guy. 959 00:53:40,555 --> 00:53:42,523 Bucket of that the fuck. It's. 960 00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:45,626 Theoretically, they could channel energy, but they can't amplify. 961 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,628 And you don't have enough intention on your own. 962 00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:50,998 I don't know what any of that means. 963 00:53:51,132 --> 00:53:52,800 Anybody want a Xanax? 964 00:53:52,934 --> 00:53:55,235 Right here. 965 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:58,606 Lexi, do you take Adderall? 966 00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:08,683 Do I remember that econ final? 967 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:09,884 Fuck, yeah. 968 00:54:10,017 --> 00:54:12,186 I can get you a water. 969 00:54:12,319 --> 00:54:13,286 Water? 970 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:16,657 Your cute. 971 00:54:25,032 --> 00:54:31,806 Oh. Oh, my God. 972 00:55:35,069 --> 00:55:35,903 left out again. 973 00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:40,174 I'm used to it. 974 00:55:40,308 --> 00:55:43,511 It's fine. 975 00:55:44,145 --> 00:55:46,346 Convincing. 976 00:55:46,479 --> 00:55:49,717 Am I not? 977 00:55:50,551 --> 00:55:52,954 I can't come out. 978 00:55:53,087 --> 00:55:55,089 But you can come in. 979 00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:57,525 You're going to kill me. 980 00:55:57,658 --> 00:55:59,527 No, no, 981 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,995 I like you. 982 00:56:01,128 --> 00:56:04,364 Remember 983 00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:10,004 What? It's nothing 984 00:56:11,606 --> 00:56:14,441 I always thought of Glenn as such a dweeb, but 985 00:56:14,575 --> 00:56:17,812 with you and him, he's hot, right? 986 00:56:18,646 --> 00:56:19,313 Yeah, I think. 987 00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:22,683 I assume. 988 00:56:23,150 --> 00:56:26,386 I think you do. 989 00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:38,900 Since 990 00:56:39,033 --> 00:56:41,135 we've already established how unconvincing I am, 991 00:56:41,903 --> 00:56:44,939 I suppose I can't persuade you to go away. 992 00:56:45,106 --> 00:56:47,975 Leave our family alone forever. 993 00:56:48,109 --> 00:56:49,043 Yeah. 994 00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:51,279 That's not really how I operate. 995 00:56:51,411 --> 00:56:52,747 I get it. 996 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,516 It's not really how I operate either. 997 00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:59,486 If I don't look out for me, who will? Exactly. 998 00:56:59,787 --> 00:57:02,422 And if you want something, you better be 999 00:57:02,556 --> 00:57:05,793 willing to trade. 1000 00:57:09,964 --> 00:57:10,631 Okay. 1001 00:57:10,765 --> 00:57:12,432 I think this will work. 1002 00:57:12,566 --> 00:57:13,734 Is he going to be okay? 1003 00:57:13,868 --> 00:57:17,071 Jesus. What is your dosage, Lexie? 1004 00:57:17,238 --> 00:57:18,506 Oh, it's very high. 1005 00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:20,675 Okay. 1006 00:57:20,808 --> 00:57:21,976 Have him stay focused on Glenn. 1007 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,879 We can't have him fixate on anything else. 1008 00:57:43,030 --> 00:57:44,565 Okay, Wait, wait, wait. 1009 00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:46,133 Does Glenn know that I'm the one who watched 1010 00:57:46,267 --> 00:57:49,603 all the softcore porn on his old Cinemax account? 1011 00:57:50,671 --> 00:57:53,908 He does now, 1012 00:57:54,342 --> 00:57:56,110 how do you do the eye thing? 1013 00:57:56,243 --> 00:57:58,913 Because, like, sometimes they're yellow, but sometimes they're not. 1014 00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:02,083 Okay. Oh, 1015 00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:07,221 They're still brown... is not. 1016 00:58:08,723 --> 00:58:09,657 It's not working, sorry. 1017 00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,525 I'm just a little nervous. 1018 00:58:11,659 --> 00:58:14,895 I don't know what's really happened to me. 1019 00:58:16,097 --> 00:58:17,365 Dave, 1020 00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:20,701 Are you serious? 1021 00:58:21,068 --> 00:58:21,635 Courtney? 1022 00:58:21,769 --> 00:58:23,404 That's my husband. 1023 00:58:23,537 --> 00:58:24,839 Not to split hairs. 1024 00:58:24,972 --> 00:58:26,741 That's actually Satan possessing your fiancee. 1025 00:58:26,874 --> 00:58:28,843 Oh, well, either way, 1026 00:58:28,976 --> 00:58:32,546 you screwing him in my childhood bedroom does not seem appropriate or helpful. 1027 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,383 I was just talking 1028 00:58:35,516 --> 00:58:38,753 and trying to see if you'd be willing to trade me. 1029 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,689 Spare me your constant lies. I'm not lying. 1030 00:58:41,822 --> 00:58:46,394 Oh, so you're just can't live in hell for you for Glenn to fix this? 1031 00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:47,962 Yeah, I would. 1032 00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:49,730 You are the most selfish person I know. 1033 00:58:49,864 --> 00:58:51,365 You take everything for yourself 1034 00:58:51,499 --> 00:58:53,634 because it's impossible to believe that I'm trying to help. 1035 00:58:53,768 --> 00:58:55,403 I don't want your help. 1036 00:58:56,370 --> 00:58:59,106 The only thing you do is consistently get in the way and screw 1037 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,676 shit up, says the woman, bound to satan, you invited him in. 1038 00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:04,745 I didn't know Courtney. 1039 00:59:04,879 --> 00:59:06,113 You never tell me anything. 1040 00:59:06,247 --> 00:59:08,315 And now we're here and people are dead. 1041 00:59:08,449 --> 00:59:10,584 I know that. 1042 00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:13,954 Where are you going? 1043 00:59:18,359 --> 00:59:19,060 I know what I did. 1044 00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:20,494 I know it's sick. 1045 00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:22,263 I know. What we've already lost I know of all of that. 1046 00:59:22,396 --> 00:59:24,799 I also know those are absolute my earrings, Court. 1047 00:59:25,032 --> 00:59:26,200 Will you just let me -? 1048 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:30,237 Hi. 1049 00:59:30,671 --> 00:59:33,908 What the fuck is all this yelling? 1050 00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:56,630 We got to go. 1051 00:59:56,764 --> 01:00:00,000 We gotta go. 1052 01:00:07,641 --> 01:00:08,809 Sorry. 1053 01:00:08,943 --> 01:00:11,679 I just wanted to use the good bathroom. 1054 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:13,881 Lexie. 1055 01:00:14,014 --> 01:00:25,659 Run! 1056 01:01:02,597 --> 01:01:05,132 You want me. 1057 01:01:05,266 --> 01:01:08,302 Let her go. 1058 01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:09,870 Court 1059 01:01:10,004 --> 01:01:12,773 What's the fun in that? She's innocent, 1060 01:01:18,513 --> 01:01:21,749 she's expendable, 1061 01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:25,452 and she's under the bed. 1062 01:01:27,121 --> 01:01:30,357 You can come out now. 1063 01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:40,401 That's my obedient girl. 1064 01:01:44,305 --> 01:01:47,942 Non praeteribit. What'd you just say. 1065 01:01:50,277 --> 01:01:52,446 I said, 1066 01:01:52,581 --> 01:01:55,816 you shall not pass. 1067 01:01:57,519 --> 01:02:00,120 Non praeteribit. 1068 01:02:00,254 --> 01:02:01,656 very slick. 1069 01:02:01,789 --> 01:02:04,825 You know, you deserve to be paid for your time and talents. 1070 01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:08,729 Lexi! 1071 01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:14,168 No, no, no. 1072 01:02:14,301 --> 01:02:16,170 It's okay. Court 1073 01:02:16,303 --> 01:02:19,340 It's okay. 1074 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:26,780 Courtney. 1075 01:02:26,914 --> 01:02:29,817 I just saw Chuck. 1076 01:02:30,685 --> 01:02:32,353 Courtney. 1077 01:02:32,486 --> 01:02:35,289 Look what you did? 1078 01:02:35,422 --> 01:02:36,423 I did. 1079 01:02:36,558 --> 01:02:38,792 I know. I know. This is a bad time. 1080 01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:41,663 I think I know what he meant by one way out. 1081 01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:44,331 Get the hell out. Now. 1082 01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:45,299 Where? 1083 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:47,034 Where do you want me to go? 1084 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,302 Your boyfriend put a curse on the goddamn house. 1085 01:02:48,435 --> 01:02:49,503 I don't give a shit. 1086 01:02:49,638 --> 01:02:52,139 Go! Shut up, both of you. 1087 01:02:52,273 --> 01:02:55,909 Courtney, if you have a mark, it means he gave you a ring. 1088 01:02:56,243 --> 01:02:57,811 I know you're in pain, but I need you to think. 1089 01:02:57,945 --> 01:02:59,480 Courtney, Where is it? 1090 01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:01,849 He didn't give me a ring. Jasmine, I would remember. 1091 01:03:01,982 --> 01:03:03,117 Does. Doesn't have to be a ring. 1092 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:04,351 It can be a necklace or a crown. 1093 01:03:04,485 --> 01:03:05,986 As long as it's infinite. Just. 1094 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,623 It could be like a bangle. 1095 01:03:08,757 --> 01:03:09,990 That's very sweet. 1096 01:03:10,858 --> 01:03:12,694 I usually do a lot of persuading, 1097 01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:16,531 but the first thing you did when you met was bind yourself to me forever. 1098 01:03:17,131 --> 01:03:18,767 Oh, my God. 1099 01:03:18,899 --> 01:03:20,134 Courtney. 1100 01:03:20,267 --> 01:03:21,536 You can use it against him. 1101 01:03:21,670 --> 01:03:23,672 It works the other way. You can bind him. 1102 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:25,839 He didn't tell you that, but think. 1103 01:03:25,973 --> 01:03:27,908 Where is it? 1104 01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:32,413 I, I don't know. 1105 01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:35,916 Unbelievable. 1106 01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:37,284 I didn't know it was important. 1107 01:03:37,418 --> 01:03:40,854 I didn't know any of this shit works. 1108 01:03:44,258 --> 01:03:47,494 Why are you still here? 1109 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:53,802 Oh, well, you know, he's fighting. 1110 01:03:53,934 --> 01:03:54,968 He's fighting. 1111 01:03:55,102 --> 01:03:58,305 He's in here. 1112 01:04:07,481 --> 01:04:10,317 No, If you die, he has no reason to spare. 1113 01:04:10,451 --> 01:04:13,555 Glenn, How was that not Everything running through your mind right now? 1114 01:04:13,688 --> 01:04:15,089 I can figure this out. 1115 01:04:15,222 --> 01:04:17,792 This ends one way. I love him so much. Bullshit. 1116 01:04:18,359 --> 01:04:20,461 If you loved my brother, you would have stayed away. 1117 01:04:21,962 --> 01:04:23,097 What did you think? 1118 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,532 You'd be the first person in history. 1119 01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:27,000 The devil just let go 1120 01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:30,170 because you asked. 1121 01:04:30,304 --> 01:04:32,439 You're the danger, Courtney. 1122 01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:34,509 You. I love him. 1123 01:04:34,642 --> 01:04:37,878 It isn't enough. 1124 01:04:39,046 --> 01:04:42,082 You're a trap, Courtney. 1125 01:04:42,249 --> 01:04:44,284 You give the devil his due 1126 01:04:44,418 --> 01:04:47,655 and you set my brother free. 1127 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:53,127 I can't. 1128 01:04:53,894 --> 01:04:57,131 Courtney. No. 1129 01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:15,617 When you can breathe and we can't, 1130 01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:19,353 you're not special. 1131 01:05:19,486 --> 01:05:22,122 You're not lucky. 1132 01:05:22,256 --> 01:05:22,891 You're the curse. 1133 01:05:23,023 --> 01:05:25,527 It's self. 1134 01:07:08,028 --> 01:07:10,163 I'll go. 1135 01:07:10,297 --> 01:07:11,733 Let him out. 1136 01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:12,934 I consent. 1137 01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:16,103 No, After. 1138 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:19,807 After I'll do the ceremony in this body, 1139 01:07:20,608 --> 01:07:24,044 and then I'll release him after. Here 1140 01:07:25,747 --> 01:07:26,413 a little something. 1141 01:07:26,548 --> 01:07:29,817 I worked up, and 1142 01:07:31,719 --> 01:07:33,988 you and I both know you have no business 1143 01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:37,324 being in the white dress. 1144 01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:44,766 Witnesses, 1145 01:07:45,767 --> 01:07:48,803 if you please. 1146 01:07:56,945 --> 01:07:58,378 Where's your sister? 1147 01:07:58,513 --> 01:08:00,048 Fuck, my sister. 1148 01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:02,850 Hmm. Maybe later. 1149 01:08:02,984 --> 01:08:04,084 This is your day. 1150 01:08:48,630 --> 01:08:50,565 Showtime. 1151 01:08:50,698 --> 01:08:53,735 You there? 1152 01:09:00,842 --> 01:09:03,878 And here comes the bride. 1153 01:10:06,808 --> 01:10:08,176 Stop. 1154 01:10:08,308 --> 01:10:10,111 Caitlin. No, it's too late. 1155 01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:12,312 Shut up, you insufferable bitch. 1156 01:10:12,446 --> 01:10:15,683 Oh, shit. 1157 01:10:16,050 --> 01:10:17,719 I spent my entire life 1158 01:10:17,852 --> 01:10:21,122 trying to live in your light and finding your shadow Every time 1159 01:10:21,856 --> 01:10:24,726 the better daughter, better sister, better woman. 1160 01:10:24,859 --> 01:10:28,096 And none of that goodness left for me 1161 01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:30,263 If I was lucky enough to get any of you. 1162 01:10:30,397 --> 01:10:33,634 You fed me with anger and contempt. 1163 01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:35,670 You never gave me shit. 1164 01:10:35,803 --> 01:10:38,506 So are you surprised that I stole instead? 1165 01:10:39,607 --> 01:10:41,642 I have stolen everything 1166 01:10:41,776 --> 01:10:45,012 I possibly could from you. 1167 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:48,950 The only thing of yours I've never wanted is Glenn. 1168 01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:52,120 But Dave. 1169 01:10:52,285 --> 01:10:55,322 Dave, I want. 1170 01:10:55,590 --> 01:10:56,758 That's real cute. 1171 01:10:56,891 --> 01:10:59,794 But that just won't work for me, babe. 1172 01:11:01,461 --> 01:11:02,563 I'm not going to give her up. 1173 01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:04,264 This isn't about her. 1174 01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:08,035 I look out for me, remember 1175 01:11:08,169 --> 01:11:11,404 what I want. 1176 01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:18,913 What is it you want? 1177 01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:22,683 For the first time in my life, I am the right sister 1178 01:11:23,951 --> 01:11:26,554 Envious, wrathful, 1179 01:11:26,687 --> 01:11:29,924 proud, lustful, 1180 01:11:30,258 --> 01:11:31,726 broken. 1181 01:11:31,859 --> 01:11:35,096 I am broken like her and more. 1182 01:11:35,362 --> 01:11:36,764 But I also get you. 1183 01:11:36,898 --> 01:11:39,534 I don't fight that side of myself like she does. 1184 01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:42,703 I am the right sister so pick me 1185 01:11:43,137 --> 01:11:46,574 And I am eagerly, enthusiastically yours 1186 01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:51,779 I said I don't want Glenn. 1187 01:11:52,312 --> 01:11:55,550 You really do like me, don't you? 1188 01:12:02,256 --> 01:12:05,492 This better? Glenn! 1189 01:12:08,428 --> 01:12:09,496 Of all the things 1190 01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:12,533 I have taken from my sister. 1191 01:12:12,834 --> 01:12:16,070 I will always be proudest of this. 1192 01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:25,947 What the - Wait... 1193 01:12:26,581 --> 01:12:29,784 You will never hurt any of us ever again. 1194 01:12:31,052 --> 01:12:33,486 You lair. 1195 01:12:33,621 --> 01:12:34,689 I always liked your sister more. 1196 01:12:34,822 --> 01:12:36,891 I feel like you talk a lot. 1197 01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,593 I'm going to ask you to stop 1198 01:12:43,130 --> 01:12:46,366 Now heal him. 1199 01:12:49,871 --> 01:12:51,205 Courtney. 1200 01:12:51,339 --> 01:12:53,941 Jassy 1201 01:12:54,075 --> 01:12:56,544 Glenn, 1202 01:12:56,677 --> 01:12:59,247 Jasime, go. 1203 01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:01,048 live your lives, please. 1204 01:13:01,182 --> 01:13:04,151 Well, Jassy, wait. 1205 01:13:04,285 --> 01:13:07,288 We won't go. 1206 01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:10,691 This woman brought hell on you. 1207 01:13:11,993 --> 01:13:15,428 That woman beat hell back for me. 1208 01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:21,936 Why would I want to walk away from something 1209 01:13:22,069 --> 01:13:25,106 so powerful? 1210 01:13:30,978 --> 01:13:32,947 Release her 1211 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:36,117 forever. 1212 01:13:49,664 --> 01:13:51,599 Do you really want to be with Dave? 1213 01:13:52,066 --> 01:13:54,035 Oh, God, no. 1214 01:13:54,168 --> 01:13:57,038 I mean, I might have fucked him one time just to say that 1215 01:13:57,171 --> 01:14:00,207 I did it. 1216 01:14:02,442 --> 01:14:03,644 You may speak. 1217 01:14:03,778 --> 01:14:06,514 Finally got it so boring without me. 1218 01:14:07,148 --> 01:14:07,848 Can I go? 1219 01:14:07,982 --> 01:14:09,449 It's been like one minute. 1220 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:10,351 It sucks. 1221 01:14:10,483 --> 01:14:13,721 You suck. 1222 01:14:16,057 --> 01:14:16,489 Can he bring them 1223 01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:29,704 back? One. 1224 01:14:49,423 --> 01:14:50,992 Obviously. 1225 01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,626 You have to bring your brother back. Are you all for real? 1226 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,261 Think how much nicer Lexi is. 1227 01:14:54,395 --> 01:14:56,931 Like, who's going to make the world a better place? 1228 01:14:57,064 --> 01:14:58,866 Well, Chuck's Glen's best friend too, so. 1229 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,736 Well, we got to be thinking about more people then. 1230 01:15:01,869 --> 01:15:05,139 God damn it. Sabotage. 1231 01:15:06,741 --> 01:15:09,043 Tell the truth. 1232 01:15:09,176 --> 01:15:10,444 Okay. 1233 01:15:10,578 --> 01:15:13,014 I can bring back to had a roll over from last month. 1234 01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:16,617 Your resurrection powers work like cellular minutes. 1235 01:15:16,784 --> 01:15:19,286 I don't make the rules. 1236 01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:20,888 Who does? 1237 01:15:21,022 --> 01:15:22,623 We don't really have time to tackle that at this point. 1238 01:15:22,757 --> 01:15:24,525 Okay. Bring them both back. 1239 01:15:24,658 --> 01:15:28,095 Lexi and Chuck safely and as themselves. 1240 01:15:28,396 --> 01:15:32,400 Oh, and for the next three months, your resurrections are reserved. 1241 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,635 Matt, Hot pizza guy. 1242 01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:38,005 Bucket of Lisa. 1243 01:15:38,205 --> 01:15:39,640 You are no fun. 1244 01:15:39,774 --> 01:15:42,309 Which is really sad because I actually thought that you were. 1245 01:15:44,378 --> 01:15:45,546 Fuck, fuck, Shit, Fuck. 1246 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:46,247 God damn it. 1247 01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:49,550 Fuck. 1248 01:15:53,587 --> 01:15:56,824 Courtney, you look beautiful. 1249 01:15:57,391 --> 01:15:59,994 Did I die. 1250 01:16:00,127 --> 01:16:00,995 Glenn did I die? 1251 01:16:01,128 --> 01:16:03,532 You'd tell me if I died. Right. 1252 01:16:03,664 --> 01:16:06,067 Let's get married 1253 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,436 right now. 1254 01:16:08,569 --> 01:16:10,471 How? You didn't 1255 01:16:10,604 --> 01:16:13,641 even put priest dude in contention 1256 01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:18,913 Guy, Is anyone else online ordained? 1257 01:16:24,118 --> 01:16:25,786 Dave, 1258 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:29,156 Are you an ordained priest? 1259 01:16:29,390 --> 01:16:31,292 Okay? Yes. 1260 01:16:31,425 --> 01:16:34,595 Had some mortal friends in New York that asked me and I got online ordained. 1261 01:16:34,728 --> 01:16:36,630 Okay. Yes. 1262 01:16:36,764 --> 01:16:39,066 We can get Dave to do it. 1263 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,235 Can I. 1264 01:16:41,368 --> 01:16:44,271 Can I get ready first? 1265 01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:45,873 Court. 1266 01:16:46,006 --> 01:16:48,008 this is our purpose. 1267 01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:51,178 Bridesmaids. 1268 01:16:57,685 --> 01:17:00,921 Assemble! 1269 01:17:01,622 --> 01:17:03,390 Excuse me. Hey. Sorry. 1270 01:17:03,525 --> 01:17:06,760 Did I die? 1271 01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:11,699 Did I die? 1272 01:17:12,266 --> 01:17:15,035 Someone answer me. 1273 01:17:15,169 --> 01:17:17,506 I'm I dead now?! 1274 01:17:17,638 --> 01:17:20,875 what the fuck? 1275 01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:33,754 Good, bro? 1276 01:17:33,888 --> 01:17:34,955 Yeah, man. 1277 01:17:35,089 --> 01:17:36,724 Hold still. I'm not moving. 1278 01:17:36,857 --> 01:17:37,958 Bro did you know, I died. 1279 01:17:38,092 --> 01:17:39,393 Yeah, like I died. Died? 1280 01:17:39,528 --> 01:17:41,862 Yeah. That was scary. And then I came back. 1281 01:17:41,996 --> 01:17:45,232 Yeah, I saw the whole thing. Fuck. 1282 01:17:51,872 --> 01:17:52,773 Court. 1283 01:17:52,907 --> 01:17:53,608 No, your mascara. 1284 01:17:53,741 --> 01:17:56,844 It's ok Lexi. 1285 01:17:58,179 --> 01:18:01,215 I'm ready. 1286 01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:22,803 You will go through with this? 1287 01:18:22,937 --> 01:18:24,872 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1288 01:18:25,005 --> 01:18:27,374 Then you leave. 1289 01:18:27,509 --> 01:18:30,411 You'll never return to any of us ever again. 1290 01:18:31,712 --> 01:18:32,346 Never. 1291 01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:35,249 It is then 1292 01:18:37,017 --> 01:18:40,254 I didn't ask you to do this 1293 01:18:48,862 --> 01:18:49,863 for that one time 1294 01:18:49,997 --> 01:18:53,234 just to say you did. 1295 01:18:54,401 --> 01:18:57,606 This is the front desk number for the Orlando DMV. 1296 01:18:57,738 --> 01:19:00,975 Yeah, 1297 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,717 I got to be honest, man. 1298 01:19:08,849 --> 01:19:12,086 Being dead takes a lot out of you. 1299 01:19:14,788 --> 01:19:16,090 Hey no hard feelings, man. 1300 01:19:16,223 --> 01:19:18,392 You are strong as hell. 1301 01:19:18,526 --> 01:19:21,962 Got to know what your protein intake is. 1302 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:29,604 Would you like to stand with your brother? 1303 01:19:29,738 --> 01:19:31,238 His bench is... 1304 01:19:31,372 --> 01:19:34,408 It's depleted. 1305 01:19:34,842 --> 01:19:36,977 I don't forgive you. 1306 01:19:37,111 --> 01:19:40,347 You never should. 1307 01:19:42,684 --> 01:19:44,451 Okay, 1308 01:19:44,586 --> 01:19:48,222 so at the rehearsal, I went first, and then Lexi goes right before you. 1309 01:19:48,355 --> 01:19:51,792 I'd like you both to walk me down 1310 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:56,897 My Maids of Honor. 1311 01:19:57,431 --> 01:19:59,099 Courtney, you know, you don't have to do that. 1312 01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:01,402 Lexi, can you give us a minute? 1313 01:20:01,536 --> 01:20:02,836 You bet. 1314 01:20:02,970 --> 01:20:04,204 I want to see if I can get someone's blood out. 1315 01:20:06,641 --> 01:20:08,442 I know that I fixed it 1316 01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:10,512 with the bracelet thing, but I stole the bracelet in the first place, 1317 01:20:10,645 --> 01:20:13,414 and I brought Dave here because I knew it would make you mad. 1318 01:20:13,548 --> 01:20:15,517 And I still did all that terrible stuff. 1319 01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:19,119 Our whole life- I was never as good as you thought I was. 1320 01:20:21,790 --> 01:20:22,791 My whole life. 1321 01:20:22,923 --> 01:20:25,694 You had me on this pedestal. 1322 01:20:26,060 --> 01:20:29,296 I knew I was never going to live up to it. 1323 01:20:29,531 --> 01:20:32,366 Chuck is terrible, 1324 01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:33,535 but at least I never felt like 1325 01:20:33,668 --> 01:20:36,604 it was disappointing him. 1326 01:20:37,071 --> 01:20:40,307 I'd always disappoint you. 1327 01:20:41,408 --> 01:20:43,410 That isn't true. 1328 01:20:43,545 --> 01:20:45,412 I know that now. 1329 01:20:45,547 --> 01:20:48,783 But I was so focused on how you made me feel. 1330 01:20:49,651 --> 01:20:53,087 Just never thought about what it was doing to you. 1331 01:20:55,590 --> 01:20:56,691 My whole life 1332 01:20:56,825 --> 01:20:58,892 I never thought about myself, 1333 01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:04,064 and in spite of that, you still almost went to hell for me. 1334 01:21:09,804 --> 01:21:13,040 You are not a disgrace 1335 01:21:18,011 --> 01:21:19,279 Ready? 1336 01:21:20,481 --> 01:21:23,050 Hell yeah. 1337 01:22:14,836 --> 01:22:16,003 And now, by 1338 01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:18,706 the power vested in me by the Internet, 1339 01:22:19,674 --> 01:22:22,644 I pronounce you husband and wife. 1340 01:22:22,777 --> 01:22:26,013 You may kiss the bride. 1341 01:22:32,052 --> 01:22:34,421 Yoohoo I've got Grandma's key! 1342 01:22:34,556 --> 01:22:36,190 You can't keep me at this time. 1343 01:22:36,323 --> 01:22:39,561 Where's my pretty girl? 1344 01:22:39,694 --> 01:22:42,730 Lube lady, 1345 01:22:49,970 --> 01:22:51,371 are those organs? 1346 01:22:51,506 --> 01:22:54,709 Yeah, and a detergent stick, if you want to use that. 1347 01:23:04,953 --> 01:23:05,553 Chuck 1348 01:23:05,687 --> 01:23:06,621 did it! 1349 01:23:06,754 --> 01:23:09,990 We all did it. 1350 01:23:11,893 --> 01:23:15,128 I'm going to head out. 1351 01:25:57,091 --> 01:25:58,291 Hey, fuck. 1352 01:25:58,425 --> 01:26:00,695 butt the fuck you still doing here? 1353 01:26:01,294 --> 01:26:02,897 The movie's over. 1354 01:26:03,031 --> 01:26:04,799 Go the fuck home. 1355 01:26:04,932 --> 01:26:07,902 Look, that's what you do when a movie's over, you fucking leave. 1356 01:26:08,036 --> 01:26:13,273 And I know the crowd only had, like, 20 people, but it's fucking gone, so leave. 1357 01:26:13,407 --> 01:26:16,176 Okay. I love you. Thank you for being here. 1358 01:26:17,011 --> 01:26:17,645 Fuck.