1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:04,129 Don't be shy, folks. 3 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:07,090 We're dancing all night in the name of holy matrimony. 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:11,761 Give it up for your bride and groom. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:31,197 After this shit... 7 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:34,200 she's for sure, my least favorite cousin. 8 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:38,747 How many boyfriends did you steal from me in high school? 9 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,457 Three. 10 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,334 But stealing is a strong word for giving them 11 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:46,337 half assed blowjobs in the church parking deck. 12 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,340 So we were just one blow and go away from my baby sister marrying 13 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:52,343 my ex instead. 14 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,931 I'm sorry Courtney. 15 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,768 This must be really hard. 16 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,145 I'm fine Caitlin. 17 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,148 You can go. 18 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,738 Stop that. 19 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,864 We're gonna slow it down. 20 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,741 For all the lovers out there. 21 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,744 This one's for you all. 22 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,586 I don't think you're allowed to be 23 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,589 this sad at a wedding 24 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,344 Well this DJ has played 25 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,680 tub thumping by Chumbawamba three times in 45 minutes. 26 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,390 So how happy can any of us be? 27 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,683 Sorry, I was talking to 28 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,770 Courtney. 29 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,773 Right. 30 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,996 I'm Dave. 31 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,499 You don't have to sit here. 32 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,502 Well, now you have my handkerchief, 33 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,505 and you are never getting this back. 34 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,299 I love a good never. 35 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,050 What? 36 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,177 I'm never getting that back. Ever. 37 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,013 No loopholes, no questions, 38 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:22,016 no falling through or falling apart. 39 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,396 It's comfortingly infinite, 40 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:33,778 That's mine. 41 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,781 Oh, is it? 42 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,994 Is that a bengal? 43 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,787 Oh, this. 44 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:43,955 Oh, yeah, I. 45 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,124 I don't think I would call it a Bengal. 46 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,334 It's a Bengal. 47 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:51,337 I'd feel more distinguished if you called it a band. 48 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,716 Or can I wear your Bengal? 49 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:22,285 Kate Lin-Manuel Miranda. 50 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,330 I've asked you repeatedly to give that nickname up. 51 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,665 What he’s a lyrical visionary? 52 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,542 It's a big compliment, little sis. 53 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,335 Oh, my God. 54 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,545 I am not your sister. 55 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,548 You will be tomorrow. 56 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:39,761 I can't wait. 57 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,058 You really mean that, don't you? 58 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,061 Like you actually love her that much. 59 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,314 Okey dokey. 60 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,650 Glenn, you better go say goodbye to Courtney. 61 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,776 We're about to leave. 62 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,779 Tyrannosaurus Lex. 63 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:58,821 Good looking out. 64 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,532 All right, guys. I'll see you later. 65 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:04,702 It's like cotton candy became a man and that man is Glen. 66 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,122 I feel it's my duty as maid of honor to ask you, 67 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:11,125 respectfully, to not flirt with the groom. 68 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,794 I'm sorry. What? 69 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,255 It is unseemly. 70 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,258 Lexie, I'm not trying to have sex with Glenn. 71 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:21,177 Why are we talking about sex with my brother? 72 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:21,678 Ever? 73 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,180 But specifically at his rehearsal dinner? 74 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:27,016 Well, Jasmine, Caitlin was getting a little flirtatious, 75 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,059 and I was just reminding her. 76 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,645 Are you the small talk police? Like, why are you watching me? 77 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:34,315 It is my job to make sure that this stays perfect for Court. Hey fuck butt. 78 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,652 smash the groom in 79 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,822 a bathroom like a civilized person instead of out in the fucking open. 80 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,032 Oh, shut up, Chuck. 81 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:45,493 What? I'm the best man. I'm just looking out for my brother. 82 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,494 Not your brother. 83 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,078 Oh, really? 84 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:50,081 Because frat is life. 85 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,417 Jasmine, it's not too late. 86 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,167 Grappling. 87 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,252 Run like hell. Bro... 88 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,879 Our family fucking rocks. 89 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,756 Except for you. Okay. 90 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,466 I think we need to regroup here. 91 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,051 That's a good idea. Yeah. 92 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:05,013 We should give our attention to the sister who actually deserves it. 93 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,597 Right. 94 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,600 Courtney’s Special day. 95 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,750 Are you even invited to this thing? 96 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,753 Not exactly. 97 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,672 She never mentioned you after that night. 98 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,675 Is that so? 99 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,846 Now, here you are. 100 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,685 Give me your phone. Why? 101 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,356 I'm going to give you the address to our house. 102 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,148 I know where it is. 103 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,986 Okay, then come by later. 104 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,072 Maybe 105 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,075 if I knock, you'll answer. 106 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,621 Might even let you in. 107 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,416 Is that the same suit as last time? 108 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,419 It's a good suit. 109 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:54,539 So let's hold off on flirting with your sister's husband again. 110 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,165 Can we drop this? 111 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,377 I just really didn't budget time for any family infighting tomorrow. 112 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,004 Fine, Courtney. 113 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:06,467 I'm sorry for speaking my cute female words at the male body of your fiancee. 114 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:10,388 In my defense, I didn't know that love was a form of absolute human ownership. 115 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,433 So... I don't care. 116 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,648 Why is she acting so weird? 117 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,573 So what are we getting up to tonight, ladies? 118 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,950 Champagne. Do we need snacks? 119 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:31,909 I can braid your hair. 120 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:35,413 Actually, Lexie told me that I could do coke off of her bare ass. 121 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,290 Oh, I did no such thing. 122 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,916 You are such a tease. 123 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,751 So, yeah, Lisa you'll probably want to head out 124 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,337 just to maintain your plausible deniability. Yeah, I'm gonna go. 125 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:45,965 Call me if you need anything. 126 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,050 Anything at all. 127 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,720 Except cocaine. 128 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,722 I don't have that. 129 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,725 Not anymore. Bye. 130 00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:58,853 Okay. 131 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,396 Party time. 132 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:03,399 Who's ready for PIN the nose on Glenn. 133 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,109 The hell. 134 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,236 Lexi. No. 135 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,363 It's going to be so much fun. 136 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:11,324 And the printer charged me a pretty penny for this. 137 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,117 So we're doing this? 138 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:14,577 No, I'm getting the tequila. 139 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,580 It's finally time to use these. 140 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,540 Caitlin? 141 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,667 No, I said no penises. 142 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,461 It's a bachelorette party. 143 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,588 You're supposed to be the maid of honor, not our mom. 144 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,840 Well, your mom could come in at any moment. 145 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,425 And then what would she say? 146 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:30,426 Please, my mom. 147 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:33,346 Once ask me if I spit or swallow. Did she. 148 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,932 Will you excuse me? 149 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,935 What is up with you? 150 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,812 Are those my earrings. No, 151 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,156 Caitlin, I 152 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:55,326 thought you understood that this was her special day. 153 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,703 She's acting like a complete freak. 154 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:58,621 That is not nerves. 155 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,415 You couldn't possibly understand what she's feeling, right? 156 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,042 Well she's my sister, so I probably have. 157 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,045 And yet I'm the maid of honor. 158 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,799 So, wait, what fluid 159 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,802 does the alcohol represent? 160 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,387 If you get too drunk. 161 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,682 You're not going to stand a chance in the Courtney Trivia tournament that I made. 162 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,143 You can't even get Courtney excited for your shit. 163 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,812 And that's embarrassing because she usually humors you. 164 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,397 She doesn’t humor me. 165 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,440 She likes me. 166 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,275 You just wouldn't know what that feels like. 167 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,278 Can you help me with something? 168 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,655 Oh, of course. 169 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,033 Court. 170 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,036 Bridesmaids 171 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,416 ...assemble. 172 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,502 So I know I haven't been acting like myself lately. 173 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,172 It's just there's a weird energy, so 174 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,803 we're going to fix it. 175 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,768 Nope, nope, nope, nope. 176 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:47,313 This is some white lady witch shit, and I am not doing it. 177 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:51,108 I can attest that Courtney has been really focused on her spirituality lately, 178 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,362 and I'm really proud of her for that commitment to self care. 179 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,492 Does mom know you used all of her salt? 180 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,495 Don't touch that, please. 181 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,415 This is really important to me 182 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,418 to feel safe and centered this weekend. 183 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,838 Can you just sit with me? 184 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,341 Let's just cleanse this shit and be done. 185 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,802 She's got dolls in here, and I'm not. Okay. 186 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,138 So we're just going to say, Distineo domum, a malo over and over. 187 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,390 We're chanting. 188 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,851 No. Can we please just hold a crystal and think happy thought? 189 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,104 God damn it, Caitlin, can you just cooperate for once? 190 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,482 This is her special day. 191 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:35,736 And if Courtney wants to chant in Latin in this candlelit room, 192 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,739 then that is what we're going to do. 193 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,387 Hands. 194 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,809 Distineo domum, a malo. 195 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,104 Distineo domum, a malo 196 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,732 Distineo domum, a malo 197 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,859 Distineo domum, a malo 198 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,484 Distineo domum, a malo 199 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,780 Distineo domum, a malo 200 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,407 Distineo domum, a malo 201 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,829 Distineo domum, a malo 202 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:30,207 Distineo domum, a malo 203 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,837 Distineo domum, a malo 204 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,383 Distineo domum, a malo 205 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,386 Distineo domum, a malo 206 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:49,852 Who the hell is here? 207 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,436 Caitlin. 208 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,937 I said no strippers. 209 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,106 I didn't hire a stripper. 210 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,317 Turns out it's really expensive to get them to come this far 211 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,320 out into the suburbs. So you tried. 212 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:04,366 There is someone here, and I would like to know why. Oh, 213 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,455 Caitlin. 214 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,458 Caitlin, who is here? 215 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,127 Hi. Hi, 216 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,420 Dave. 217 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,922 Hey, Court. 218 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,507 Your sister invited me. 219 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,258 She said you never mentioned me. 220 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,052 CAITLIN Whatever you did, you know. Sorry. 221 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,804 You can come inside. 222 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,807 Thank you. 223 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,644 You just gave him dominion over the house. 224 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,188 I gave him what? Hey babe... 225 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,191 Why don't you introduce me to your friends? 226 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:46,992 What are you doing Dave? 227 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,954 I feel like you talk a lot. 228 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,080 I'm going to ask you to stop. 229 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,083 Well, I don't actually give a shit what you tell me to do. 230 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,295 Dave, Dave, Stop. 231 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,257 Okay? 232 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,133 If you try to leave, that's 233 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,136 what's going to happen to you the second you step outside. 234 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,181 So get in there. 235 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,391 Who are you to tell me what to do? 236 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,018 Oh, I thought that was obvious. 237 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:13,686 I'm the devil. 238 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,648 But you can call me Dave. 239 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:20,985 Caitlin 240 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,153 Ok, That's the wildest stripper character. 241 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:27,199 But you know what points for originality, sir, I don't have any cash, 242 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,035 But you deserve to be paid for your time and talents. 243 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,038 Do you have a Venmo? 244 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,959 Lexi! 245 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,962 Oh. Oh, 246 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,507 right. 247 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:48,554 So I am the actual devil. 248 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,223 Courtney here 249 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,058 belongs to me. 250 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,728 And since you all cast that protection spell, 251 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,731 she has ensured that you are all deeply 252 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,151 and permanently involved. 253 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,154 So take a goddamn seat 254 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,425 I like this. 255 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,428 Who brought these? 256 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,975 Oh, I knew I liked you. 257 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,101 You choked me. 258 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:39,104 Doesn't mean I don't like you. 259 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,734 Ask your sister. 260 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,405 I'm gonna order of pizza. 261 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,408 What do you guys like? 262 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:55,704 This one wont’ even 263 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,707 Look at me. 264 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,460 I don't want any part of this. 265 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,087 Or you or her. 266 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,258 Yeah, like I said, let me leave. 267 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,594 They can stay. I don't give a shit about them. 268 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,804 Let me go. 269 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,765 I could, I really could. 270 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,851 But then you'd technically be indebted to me. 271 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,146 And yet this little guy right here 272 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,149 makes me think that you don't really want to do that. 273 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,154 Oh. Oh, 274 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,533 I'm going to get Hawaiian pizza. 275 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,742 I don't care if you guys hate it. 276 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,495 And while we wait, Courtney is going to agree to be a hell bride, 277 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,205 and the rest of you be free of me forever. 278 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,041 You can't do the ceremony. 279 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:41,917 I don't consent. 280 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,545 Yeah, which is why I'm going to get your consent. 281 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:48,549 No. No. 282 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,471 I’m the king of hell Courtney. 283 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,181 I ruined civilizations. 284 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,933 I break up great bands. 285 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,685 I raise the dead, and I hate... 286 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,270 I mean, I 287 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,398 really hate being told no by some piece of shit mortal. 288 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,191 So let me go. 289 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,527 Be rid of this piece of shit mortal forever. 290 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,529 Do you read? 291 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,739 Do you even know who I am? 292 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,574 Like, that's never how this goes. 293 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,576 You have plenty. 294 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,618 You can get more. 295 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,621 Just let me go. Just me. 296 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,583 If she didn't let me in. 297 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,418 What? 298 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,128 You just going to spend your life behind 299 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,131 protective wards? 300 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,889 Do you really think if you try to bind yourself 301 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,851 to someone else that mark isn't going to eat your flesh 302 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,438 from the inside slowly and painfully? 303 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:49,026 You've done all this work to learn all your little spells, 304 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,196 but you still have no idea how any of this shit works. 305 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,617 You probably don't even 306 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,828 you don't even know the one way out. 307 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:02,206 Courtney, do you know what he's talking about? 308 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,749 Why did you bring him here? 309 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,504 Oh, this changes everything. 310 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,054 You cannot do the ceremony. 311 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,055 I do not consent. 312 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,058 Yeah, but you will, I’m sort of known for being persuasive. 313 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,687 Oh. Oh, 314 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,650 Jasmine move, please. 315 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,902 Our friend and the devil are in there. 316 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,530 She made her choice. Choices have consequences. 317 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,615 Our lives shouldn't be one of those consequences. 318 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,618 Do not agree 319 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,623 Help me! 320 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,709 I really didn't want to do this Court. 321 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,379 But honestly, you left me no choice. 322 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,382 You get that right. 323 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,970 You have to let me in. Did you just hit me? 324 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,280 He's gone. 325 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,032 What? How? 326 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,451 I don't know. 327 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,454 The candles, the book. 328 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,040 Maybe I banished him. 329 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,750 Courtney, that's amazing. 330 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,877 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 331 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,421 No touching are you kidding, Lexie 332 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,424 Is it still there? 333 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,468 Yeah, 334 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,471 but he's gone, that has to be good, right? 335 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:43,932 Mother. 336 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,351 Fuck- 337 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,354 Flank me. 338 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,940 Three, 339 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,775 two, one. 340 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,614 Pizza City! That’s spooky. 341 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,532 You're too hot to be a pizza guy. 342 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,951 You know, my mom says the same thing actually. No... 343 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,995 Those eyes not of this world. 344 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,830 Stab him now, Caitlin. 345 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,540 I'm just going to stab him. 346 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,375 Well what the hell are the knives for? 347 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,378 Ignore them, I'll take it. 348 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,005 All right. 349 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,590 Excuse me. 350 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,382 Excuse me. 351 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,385 Sorry, That's not 352 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,183 Enjoy. Bye Caitlin... 353 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,143 You don't need me for the stabbing, right? 354 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:28,810 Oh, yes Hawaiian. 355 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,485 You hate Hawaiian pizza. 356 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,277 You wouldn't know. 357 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,280 We're not close, but we are. 358 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,406 I'm just gonna scoot by. 359 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,618 Shit that burns... god dammit. 360 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,413 All right, You got me. 361 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,832 That was fun... too bad 362 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,835 He was still here. 363 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:04,179 I feel bad 364 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,859 That wail. I usually think it's hot, but, shit, not in this context. 365 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,030 Whatever you do hurts her. 366 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,448 Not me. I, like, can't die. 367 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,867 But she can. And you can. 368 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,870 So knives down, bitches. 369 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,752 He won't. 370 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,295 He won't do it. 371 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,921 She has to consent to do the ceremony. 372 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,756 And if he kills us there’s no- 373 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,384 I'm inside her, ladies, and not in a fun way. 374 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,512 So I really wouldn't bank on me giving a shit about - 375 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,972 Hands... the power is coming through the hands. 376 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,556 You have tie me. 377 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,559 Shut up. 378 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,104 I don't like how fast you did that. 379 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:54,938 I'm not a cop. 380 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,941 I just watched a lot of law and order criminal intent. 381 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,362 Let's get her up the stairs. 382 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,576 Original guys. 383 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,911 Totally not derivative. Shut up. 384 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,788 Oh, are you the leader now? 385 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:14,791 Who's the leader? 386 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:16,752 Okay, 387 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,796 As maid of honor, I am clearly the one in charge. 388 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,465 I've read every charge since this started. 389 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,676 I am the only one that can be objective on this situation. 390 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,136 You guys saw what we did with the knives. 391 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,763 Pizza guy is your fault 392 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:32,768 Guys. I'm actually doing my- Sabotage! 393 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,606 Hallway meeting now. 394 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,316 Sorry. I'm not trying to be the leader. 395 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,903 I just like, I thought it was a good white women and apologizing. 396 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,490 I'm sorry, 397 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,033 Okay. 398 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,411 No one's the leader, but he's going to try to pull shit like that at every turn. 399 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,621 And we need a plan. 400 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,873 The only thing that really seemed to hurt him was your necklace. 401 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,876 Yeah. Caitlin, do you have a crucifix? 402 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,087 I like maybe have a Switchfoot CD. 403 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,004 That's the best we're going to get. 404 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:04,091 Christwise. In the movies. 405 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,092 They always have a priest. 406 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,677 How are we going to get a priest? We can't leave without choking to death. 407 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:10,680 And my phone isn't exactly filled with men of God. 408 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:11,807 I know how we get one. 409 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:14,559 We have to. 410 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,562 Call Glenn. No, 411 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,816 it's just that it's really bad for the groom to see the bride right 412 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,819 before the wedding. 413 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:27,989 You're right. 414 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,283 Yeah. Like Satan is here. 415 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:30,992 Thank you. 416 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,453 Yeah. Okay. 417 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:36,456 BOP, bop, bop, bop, bop, 418 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,584 bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. 419 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,673 You got Glenn 420 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,092 DJ Jazzy Jeff. 421 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,844 Oh. Hmm. 422 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,804 Hmm. Hmm. 423 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,390 Oh, sounds fun. Cool. 424 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:53,932 All right. 425 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,935 Be there in a jif. 426 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,229 Well, 427 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,774 I hate to press pause on fun, but the girls need a Priest. 428 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,988 The fuck, why? I'm not really sure, but they seem like they were in a rush. 429 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,783 So let's just pop this off, Mattie, and fire up the old iron horse. 430 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,492 Okay. 431 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:15,495 I'll bring the neck thing. 432 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,372 All right. 433 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:19,207 Well, 434 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,709 I'm coming with you. 435 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,543 This is weird. 436 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,587 And if they're pranking you, I want to see it. 437 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:25,964 Best man. 438 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,300 Breast man. What? I don't know, dude. 439 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,303 Sometimes I just say shit, Yeah, 440 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,389 Let's get up out of here. 441 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,310 And. Oh, 442 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,313 when I come back, there better be a nose on my wife. 443 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:01,583 I know that 444 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,586 this must be really hard for you. 445 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,756 I just feel like I'm setting a trap for him. 446 00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:09,341 It's not a trap. 447 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,259 He loves her. 448 00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:12,802 He'd want to be here to help. 449 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,387 Just don't want to scare him. 450 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:17,390 You know? 451 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,686 We can't just leave him there. 452 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,940 That can't stay. 453 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,500 What are you looking for 454 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,254 This is my fault. 455 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:50,006 I might as well try to fix it. 456 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,175 When the hell did you learn Latin? 457 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:53,218 You're the disgrace. 458 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,513 Right, soiling the family name and shit. 459 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,976 Yes. She didn't talk about you much. 460 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,561 You went to jail, didn't you? 461 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,312 Yeah. DUI. 462 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:05,855 DUI? You kill anyone? 463 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,652 No. Shame 464 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,114 Why her? 465 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:18,785 hot, innocent, exquisitely broken. 466 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:21,246 Broken. Now she's perfect. Always has been. 467 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,872 There's a million ways to be broken. 468 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,375 I know them all intimately. 469 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,378 Don't doubt my taste. 470 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,840 Are there new people here? 471 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,677 Hell, yeah. 472 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,096 Oh, What? 473 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,766 What does he eat? Oh. 474 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:46,855 Oh, Glen. 475 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,107 Jasmine. 476 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,610 Jasmine, 477 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,613 Glen, don't come. 478 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,033 Jasmine, 479 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,453 Jasmine. 480 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,967 Oh. Oh, 481 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,011 Gentlemen. 482 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,929 Good evening. Thank you all for coming. 483 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,932 Would anyone like some cold Hawaiian pizza? 484 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,810 What the hell, Lexi? 485 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,228 I'm trying to be welcoming. 486 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,147 I would eat some pizza, actually. 487 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:32,150 Where's Courtney? 488 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,739 She's not going anywhere. 489 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:40,325 Hey, fuck butt. 490 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,078 Why are we here? 491 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,539 Do either of you know about Dave? 492 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:47,415 Dave? 493 00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,959 Dave from our pledge class? 494 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,253 Yeah. Six toes, I think. 495 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,004 Are you talking about the Dave 496 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:55,298 That Courtney fucked in secret for, like, two years? 497 00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,801 Talking about that Dave. Wow. 498 00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,053 She told you? Oh, yeah. 499 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,638 I met him. Seem pretty cool. 500 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,058 This was way before you came around, bro. 501 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,351 I swear on the frat. 502 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,352 Right? Okay. 503 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,355 But how much did you know about Dave? 504 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,942 Oh, like, not any bit. 505 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:17,737 Just like a like I met him the one time. Why? 506 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,076 Well, 507 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:27,914 Glen, Glen, Thank God they’ve gone absolutely crazy. 508 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:29,416 Give it up, Dave. 509 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,793 You're not good at this. Dave? 510 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,962 Who’s Dave? 511 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:37,424 They light candles and they said spells. 512 00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,760 I don't know what's happening. 513 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,388 Yeah, Jazzy. 514 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,849 It looks like, according to me, it's not Courtney. 515 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:48,935 I mean, it is her, but it's not her talking as something only she would know. 516 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,065 It's my favorite cereal. 517 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,317 Cheerios. 518 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,361 Glen. No, you have to ask something more. 519 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:58,903 Where do we go 520 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,489 The night that Mom and Dad's divorce was finalized? 521 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,451 The movies. Wrong Ice cream. Suck it. 522 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,076 Wait, what? 523 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:06,828 I don't remember that. 524 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:10,290 Where was I? Oh, it's not her. 525 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,417 She's possessed by the devil, like we said. 526 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,336 So, Father, little help. 527 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:18,339 I feel like now's a good time to mention that I was ordained online. 528 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,258 That's my buddy from the office. 529 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,176 Are you serious? 530 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,344 But whatever power there is to be found in the Universal Life 531 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:45,200 Church, I'll use it for. 532 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:50,997 Well, that's kind of cool. Fools, mortals. 533 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,917 Cocksuckers. 534 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:56,920 Okay, I'm disturbed, Matty go ahead and take it way. 535 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,302 the power of Christ 536 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,723 compels you. 537 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,893 Please leave. 538 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:12,435 Is that. 539 00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:14,896 Is that holy water? 540 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,231 I found it in Glen’s car. 541 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:20,193 So now can we focus, please, and try again? 542 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,154 Blessed assurance. 543 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,448 Jesus is mine. 544 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,451 We learned in a camp. 545 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,913 We know it. 546 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,084 We don’t. Hum or something 547 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:38,711 blessed. 548 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:42,257 assurance. Jesus, Jesus. 549 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:46,636 Is mine. 550 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,932 Oh what a foretaste, of glory divine! 551 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:58,773 Heir of salvation, purchase of God, 552 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:06,531 Born of His Spirit, Washed in His blood. 553 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,077 Oh, she's going to dislocate her arms. 554 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:11,786 No, wait. 555 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,789 If he gets control of her hands, we're all dead. 556 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:23,673 Bottled 557 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:28,052 water and a church camp song? Are you serious? 558 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,096 God Damn it. 559 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:35,059 I got that Joy, Joy, joy, joy down in my heart. 560 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,269 Where? 561 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,980 Sorry, It's call and response. 562 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,815 What does that mean? 563 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:43,818 Hey! 564 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,905 Too spooky. 565 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,364 We're going about this all wrong. 566 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:51,534 Agreed. We've been trying to get him out. 567 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,995 But maybe we should go directly to Courtney herself. 568 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:54,829 Right? 569 00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:55,955 Like when he killed the pizza guy. 570 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,958 But she screamed. Excuse me. 571 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,127 Wait, what? 572 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:01,794 Oh, did we? 573 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:04,005 We didn't mention the pizza. Oh, there's. 574 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:08,259 There's a dead pizza guy I moved him. Define dead. 575 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,764 That’s a 576 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,933 good looking man. 577 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,936 Yeah. 578 00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:24,067 When he died, she screamed and she really came back. 579 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,861 We saw it. It's got to be you, Glenn. 580 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:27,695 This whole thing. 581 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,864 I mean, he's here because she wants to be with you. 582 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:32,200 Are you suggesting we use him as bait? No. 583 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:36,245 No. I'm just wondering if, like, a a show of love might do something 584 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,832 while I do love my future wife, 585 00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,418 A little concern, 586 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:44,587 because I know that's the devil and I don't want. 587 00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,005 Oh, no, no, no, no. 588 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,967 Glenn, that is not the kind of show of love we're talking about. 589 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,136 No. Oh, okay. Got it. Yeah. 590 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,930 Yeah. Like it's not a sex thing. 591 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,848 My mistake. 592 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,851 God, I'm staying. 593 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:02,230 You have to do the thing. 594 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,231 You have to bro 595 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:06,818 It’s for the wedding. 596 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,821 And I've been practicing for months, and I can. 597 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:13,324 There will be no wedding if you don't get Satan out of her, Man. 598 00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:19,205 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 599 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:22,208 I'm going to do it. 600 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,585 Just give me a minute. Hey, 601 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:27,338 you take all the time you need, brother. 602 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:30,341 You got this 603 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:33,428 fly little bird. 604 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,222 What is it? 605 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:39,225 Shut the fuck up, Caitlin. 606 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,643 Why is he friends with you? 607 00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:43,104 Why is he friends with you? That's you. 608 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,897 That is what your face looks like and sounds like. 609 00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:47,900 When you do that. 610 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,404 The fuck are you doing? 611 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:52,196 Scene How to make water. 612 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:55,033 Holy. 613 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,036 We are so fucked, 614 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,041 so fucked. 615 00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:07,837 Oh shit. 616 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,840 Glenn's not choking. 617 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:15,219 He can go get help. 618 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:18,097 Oh, my God. Yes. 619 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:20,433 Yes. Let's bring more people into this. 620 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:21,476 Especially the police, who 621 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:25,271 I'm sure would love to see that shockingly attractive dead pizza man. 622 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,106 You wish you were as hot as that dead pizza, man. 623 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,816 I fuck. Yeah. 624 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:34,405 Fuck. 625 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:55,510 What are you looking for? 626 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:58,471 My Switchfoot CD. 627 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:01,474 Oh, cool. 628 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:06,354 So she told you about Dave? 629 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,439 Not me. 630 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:08,648 Yeah. 631 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,566 She probably didn't want you to steal him. 632 00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:13,027 I never stole from her. Oh, really? 633 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:15,988 Because I fucking gave her those earrings for Christmas, 634 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:18,991 You piece of shit. 635 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,244 Why do you even care? 636 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:24,247 You hate Courtney. 637 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,921 So you went for ice cream? 638 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,548 Yeah. 639 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,591 That was 25 years ago. 640 00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:36,509 Can you let it go? 641 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,344 You know what I did that night? What? 642 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:41,806 I screamed and I cried so hard that I couldn't talk for a week. Cool. 643 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,142 So you see why we didn't invite you? 644 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,936 Did it ever occur to you that I might not be so miserable to be around 645 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:47,979 if you didn't treat me like shit? 646 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,107 You treat yourself like shit, and that's contagious. 647 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:53,109 You treat everyone like shit. 648 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,112 You're self-possessed and you're cruel and you're shallow. 649 00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:59,115 And I don't understand why she still comes to you. 650 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,575 I don't want to fuck and tell you. 651 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:04,203 Okay, But I'm not going to apologize because I'm not here for you. 652 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:05,830 Right? 653 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,039 It's Courtney's special night. 654 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,667 God damn it, You are insufferable 655 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:11,836 That’s a big word. 656 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,296 You find my SAT flash cards? 657 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:13,838 Oh, really? 658 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,841 Did you find deez nuts? 659 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,181 I never hated Courtney. 660 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,017 I wanted to be everything she was. 661 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,020 And when I wasn't, I took what I could. 662 00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,648 When what you want is all of somebody and they only give you scraps. 663 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:32,815 Yeah. 664 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:35,818 You start to wish that they didn't exist at all. 665 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,587 What is happening? 666 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,715 What is happening? 667 00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:06,015 Do you all have to be here? 668 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,017 Yeah, Glenn, that's the king of hell in there. 669 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,019 So I think you want all the backup you can get. 670 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:13,022 Yeah. 671 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,774 Okay. 672 00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,651 Courtneato burrito. 673 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,654 I know you're in there. 674 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:21,405 I was planning for this 675 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:24,408 to be a little wedding surprise. 676 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:29,080 As you know, I have a strong love for the legendary music group Boyz 677 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:33,334 Two Men, balanced by a healthy fear of copyright infringement. 678 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,462 Dude, for the last time, they can't sue you over a one time 679 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,672 performance at a private event. 680 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,966 I was planning to go viral. 681 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,218 I know, but that's not how viral works. 682 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,639 This is 683 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:49,642 an original spoken word. 684 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,728 What the fresh hell? 685 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,537 Vows are said 686 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,414 We are wed, 687 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,332 so let's 688 00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:16,335 dim the lights down low 689 00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:19,297 because I got some love to show 690 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,591 and I'm more confident 691 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,385 in the dark. 692 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:27,388 As you know. 693 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:32,018 Tie the knot, Let's get hot. 694 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:34,854 Just like the. 695 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,606 Sexy, kind of warm. 696 00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:40,234 Our bodies 697 00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:41,986 is a sexy storm. 698 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:42,486 You were gonna 699 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:43,154 Let him do this 700 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,157 at the wedding? I co-wrote it. 701 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:49,452 Oh, I'm going to make it rain. 702 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:53,706 I’m gonna let this love pour. 703 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:56,959 to biblically know 704 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,962 we do have sex so. 705 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:03,674 I’m gonna know my wife. 706 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:06,802 for the rest of my life. 707 00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:10,389 to biblically know 708 00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:13,017 means to have sex. So. 709 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:16,020 And I'm going know you so hard 710 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:19,065 if you consent too. 711 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:21,525 Well, fuck me. 712 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,572 Holy shit, Matt. 713 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:29,575 untie her. We need the ropes. 714 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:30,993 Glen I love you so much. 715 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:33,079 I'm so sorry. 716 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,831 Now he'll just try to jump into one of us if we try to get too close. 717 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:38,918 Satanic possession can only happen if you have some major vulnerability. 718 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,629 Usually caused by making a deal with him. How do you know that? 719 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,632 You think I haven't spent every free moment on Satan's Wikipedia page? 720 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,261 And what makes anyone more vulnerable 721 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:52,264 than true love? 722 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,558 Where did he go? 723 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,143 Glenn, you're holding me really tight. 724 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,270 I don't want to let you go. 725 00:39:58,270 --> 00:39:59,563 No, no, no, no. 726 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,272 Where did you go? 727 00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:03,275 What the fuck? 728 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,498 Oh, no, no. 729 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,964 Stronger than he looks. 730 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,967 Oh, yeah. 731 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,885 This works great. 732 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,888 Hello...it’s me Lisa! 733 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:34,807 Who the fuck is Lisa? 734 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,810 She’s the wedding planner, Was she supposed to be here? No. 735 00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:40,146 I hope you don't mind. I just let myself in. 736 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,732 We had a little hiccup with the ice sculpture. 737 00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:46,735 It required a conversation. 738 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,581 Oh, no. 739 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:01,167 No, Dave no 740 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:09,925 Well, 741 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:12,928 Glenn, what on earth are you doing here? 742 00:41:13,095 --> 00:41:14,889 You sly dog you. 743 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,308 Yeah, we had a an interesting night tonight. 744 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,311 I know. Snorting drugs off butts. 745 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:21,312 Yeah, Yeah. 746 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,315 Oh, and look at that sharp suit. 747 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,693 This little thing. 748 00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:29,236 Yeah, I really like it. 749 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:32,406 And I just hate to get something on it, you know? 750 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:36,035 Well, how can I even call myself a wedding planner without these bad boys? 751 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,964 Help! Courtney! 752 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:53,636 We gotta help Glen. Help! Help! 753 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,263 We have to get him back in here. 754 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:56,931 We need the book. 755 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,057 I'll grab the salt. 756 00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:00,434 We have to save my brother. 757 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:01,936 Please. 758 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,647 Lisa. 759 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:05,523 Lisa. 760 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,901 Run! Huh? 761 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:17,159 Lisa, 762 00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:33,175 What happened? 763 00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:36,220 Jasmine. 764 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:39,223 Jasmine, 765 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,479 We have to get him back in my room. 766 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,860 Uh, no. 767 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:58,576 Shit, shit, shit. 768 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,160 Relax. 769 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,163 You're not going to die 770 00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:04,540 But someone. 771 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,250 Will. 772 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,043 Are you really about to give a villain speech? 773 00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:11,046 Dave? 774 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,550 Maybe 775 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,260 you see this body. 776 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,012 Unlike Courtney’s 777 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:21,015 Belong to an actually good person 778 00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:23,976 It’s airtight. 779 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,979 So if you guys are thinking of trying 780 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,982 anything heroic, 781 00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:33,861 don't. 782 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:36,864 I do feel a little outnumber 783 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,665 valuable. 784 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,963 Interesting. 785 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:59,470 The whole reason why we're here 786 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:05,934 expendable. 787 00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:08,937 Dave, don't. 788 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,691 Did you really think I was going to do that whole walkie 789 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:15,736 talkie thing and just kill them off right now, huh? 790 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:20,449 You have no sense of production value. 791 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,994 Guys, relax. 792 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,413 It’s a party, 793 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:29,416 Let's play a game. 794 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:32,961 Welcome to Courtney. 795 00:44:32,961 --> 00:44:35,923 Trivia that I made 796 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,926 brought to you by her useless maid of honor. 797 00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,303 What's your name again? 798 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:44,264 It's Lexie. Lexie. 799 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,016 So I'm going to ask the questions. 800 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,476 And if you think the answer is 801 00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:52,189 one more time, 802 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,775 it's Lexie. 803 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:57,778 If you think it’s Lexie, put her shoe in there. 804 00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:02,116 And if you think it's this piece of shit, dude, put his up. 805 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:06,662 And if you both agree, you're safe. 806 00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:10,582 But if you disagree, 807 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:13,585 I'll be forced to choose who's right. 808 00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:16,755 And that's the end of the game. 809 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:18,841 No hints or 810 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,634 Helping. 811 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:23,262 Please stop this. 812 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:25,097 Just say the word. 813 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:28,100 And I absolutely will. 814 00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:31,186 You know what I want. 815 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,651 Okay, Here we go. 816 00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:40,654 Question number one 817 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:45,367 Who has known Courtney the longest 818 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:51,457 3 2 1 819 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,587 It's easy, but very good. 820 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,172 Very good 821 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:01,175 question 2 822 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:04,428 who will Courtney bring with her 823 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:07,431 in a fight? 824 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,812 3 2 1. 825 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:18,025 Still, 826 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:21,028 easy, still easy. 827 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,322 It's good, though. 828 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:26,325 Question three 829 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:29,286 Who loves Courtney more? 830 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,747 Don't be a hero. 831 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:34,750 Stop talking. Okay. Yes, we'll do that. 832 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:40,297 3 2 1. 833 00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:46,386 Excellent, 834 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:49,431 Excellent. 835 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:52,976 This is a good one 836 00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:59,274 Who deserves to live? 837 00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:07,616 Now, babe, I know this question isn't really about you. 838 00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:10,285 And this is your special day. 839 00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:13,288 So you’re going to shout your answer at the same time? 840 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:17,125 If you say nothing, 841 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:20,128 I will kill them both. 842 00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:27,344 Are you ready? 843 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,305 Who deserves to live? 844 00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:34,560 3 2 1 845 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,145 Hello girls. 846 00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:40,148 Oh, my God. 847 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,695 I gave Lisa the key. Mom? 848 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,198 You're not answering your phones. 849 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:51,201 And you know how I hate that 850 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:53,203 you got some pizza out here. 851 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:56,206 Do you need it? Get rid of your mother. 852 00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:59,376 I totally would, Dave, if I can get close to that door 853 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,379 without choking to death, thanks to you. 854 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,677 Oh, get rid of her. 855 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:09,970 My mom. 856 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:10,846 Please don't hurt my mom. 857 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:13,682 Dude, just give me. I'll get rid of her. 858 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:19,271 Let's go. 859 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,191 Mom. What the fuck? 860 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:27,571 Chucky, Sweetie, what on earth are you doing here, silly boy? 861 00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,490 Oh, that's a good question. 862 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:35,746 I they spilled some lip gloss, and they need my help, 863 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:39,291 so, yeah, on account of all that, it's kind of not a good time. 864 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:41,043 And you should get the fuck out of here. 865 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:43,420 That bad over lip gloss? Yeah, lip gloss. 866 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,339 What's going on in there? Nothing. 867 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:46,715 Nothing. It's just. 868 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:51,637 Well, Courtney is nervous, and Caitlin's not helping. 869 00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,680 Kind of like you, so you should go. 870 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,475 Don't tell me they're fighting again a little bit. 871 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:59,478 They are. Can you just leave? 872 00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:01,772 This is are chance. 873 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,566 He is not going to be as easy to tie up as you have to. 874 00:49:04,566 --> 00:49:06,026 We don’t have to if we can't. We just have to get him back in the room. . 875 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:10,238 Well, Mom, you're just going to have to tell me whatever the fuck it is. 876 00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:11,281 You came here to tell them. 877 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:13,992 Okay? Shit. Okay. Okay, baby boy. 878 00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:15,118 I just brought. 879 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,412 I just brought her a little gift. Great. 880 00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:19,748 What the fuck is this? Lube? 881 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,708 Yes, It's organic. Oh, my God. 882 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,044 It really is life changing. 883 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,463 Oh, Mom, What the fuck? 884 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:30,342 Well, it was supposed to be a little special wedding gift from a woman 885 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:34,721 to a woman, But you got in the way, Mom, she's your daughter, and 886 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:40,769 she deserves an eco conscious, lubricated sexual experience like anybody else. 887 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:43,772 That's disgusting. You're weird. 888 00:49:44,022 --> 00:49:47,025 This is our chance. 889 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:50,654 I've beat his ass before. 890 00:49:52,572 --> 00:49:55,993 Oh, and tomorrow, please don't wear 891 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:59,454 your sunglasses with those little chokey things around the neck. 892 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,081 Doesn't look good. 893 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:03,375 First of all, don't tell me what to do. 894 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:03,875 Okay? 895 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:06,545 And second of all, they're called croakies, you idiot. 896 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:08,922 Okay. Okay, sweetheart. 897 00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:11,466 Okay, Well, it's time to go, so just. 898 00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:14,678 Bye, Mom. Okay, sweetie. Oh, I love you. 899 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,681 This was fun. My mom. Fuck. 900 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:20,434 I love you. 901 00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:22,978 Okay, now fucking leave. 902 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:25,981 Stop it. 903 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:28,650 And what a trip. 904 00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:29,526 Can I see that lube? 905 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:32,529 Sure. 906 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,197 What the fuck? 907 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:37,200 Oh, shit. 908 00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:40,120 You like that devil bitch? 909 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:50,922 Oh, Still got it. 910 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,094 All right, All right. 911 00:50:56,094 --> 00:50:59,097 Upsy daisy satan, 912 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,516 everyone, get out and stay back. 913 00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:04,519 Yeah. 914 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:06,980 What are you. 915 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:07,898 Get out of my way. 916 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,901 Caitlin, 917 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,913 You give up Court. 918 00:51:23,288 --> 00:51:26,458 Non praeteribit. 919 00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:39,012 Non praeteribit. 920 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,973 You shall not pass. 921 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:44,351 God damn Gandolf shit. 922 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:47,354 I will get you out of him. 923 00:51:48,855 --> 00:51:50,315 You won’t. 924 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:52,609 You can’t. 925 00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:55,612 I'm not letting him get close to the surface. 926 00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,700 He is trying though. 927 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,703 It must really hurt 928 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:07,082 You remember? 929 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:10,210 Let's leave him. 930 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:11,962 Caitlin, 931 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,965 keep watch. 932 00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:22,889 Feeling a little bit left out. 933 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,149 Okay. 934 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,733 I learned these protections and wards. 935 00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:36,736 Surely there is something else in here we can use. 936 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,697 So he can't die right? 937 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,659 Whatever we do to his body now affects Glenn, not him. 938 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:44,703 And I am not willing to risk one. 939 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,163 Okay, What do you need, Court? 940 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,497 You want a water? I'll give you water. 941 00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:52,335 So we need to get him out of Glenn and then sent back to hell sick. 942 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:55,297 Okay, We'll need the four of us again. 943 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:57,424 But we can banish him. 944 00:52:57,424 --> 00:53:00,510 Yes, but if we do it now, we're just sending Glenn to hell. 945 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:03,513 That's what you just said? Yes. 946 00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:07,434 And if there is another spell in that book to get him out of my brother, 947 00:53:07,601 --> 00:53:10,604 I'm sure Dave won't give us a time before he slaughters us all. 948 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:13,273 You're right. 949 00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:15,400 I can make you a grilled cheese. 950 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,528 So what exactly is the plan? I'm here now. 951 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:21,531 What I get him out, you send him back. 952 00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:22,699 What the fuck? 953 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:23,116 Chuck? 954 00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:24,326 The energy and focus. 955 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:27,329 His incantations required. 956 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,916 This is an exorcism, but it asks for four mortals too. 957 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,918 Okay, so we just need three more people. 958 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:35,921 No, I'm not bringing anyone else into this. 959 00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:39,132 Do they have to be alive? 960 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:40,926 Me, Matt, the pizza guy. 961 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,303 Bucket of that the fuck. It's. 962 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:46,181 Theoretically, they could channel energy, but they can't amplify. 963 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:48,183 And you don't have enough intention on your own. 964 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:51,186 I don't know what any of that means. 965 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,146 Anybody want a Xanax? 966 00:53:53,146 --> 00:53:55,690 Right here. 967 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:58,693 Lexi, do you take Adderall? 968 00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:08,787 Do I remember that econ final? 969 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,247 Fuck, yeah. 970 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,624 I can get you a water. 971 00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:13,750 Water? 972 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:16,753 Your cute. 973 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:31,935 Oh. Oh, my God. 974 00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:36,041 left out again. 975 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:40,545 I'm used to it. 976 00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:43,548 It's fine. 977 00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:46,801 Convincing. 978 00:55:46,801 --> 00:55:49,804 Am I not? 979 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:53,308 I can't come out. 980 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:55,477 But you can come in. 981 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:57,979 You're going to kill me. 982 00:55:57,979 --> 00:56:00,023 No, no, 983 00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:01,358 I like you. 984 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:04,361 Remember 985 00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:10,158 What? It’s nothing 986 00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:14,913 I always thought of Glenn as such a dweeb, but 987 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:17,916 with you and him, he's hot, right? 988 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:19,751 Yeah, I think. 989 00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:22,754 I assume. 990 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,383 I think you do. 991 00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:38,228 Since 992 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,314 we've already established how unconvincing I am, 993 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:45,318 I suppose I can't persuade you to go away. 994 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:48,321 Leave our family alone forever. 995 00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:48,738 Yeah. 996 00:56:48,738 --> 00:56:51,699 That's not really how I operate. 997 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,284 I get it. 998 00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:55,995 It's not really how I operate either. 999 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:59,749 If I don't look out for me, who will? Exactly. 1000 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:02,877 And if you want something, you better be 1001 00:57:02,877 --> 00:57:05,880 willing to trade. 1002 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:10,844 Okay. 1003 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,887 I think this will work. 1004 00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:14,264 Is he going to be okay? 1005 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:17,225 Jesus. What is your dosage, Lexie? 1006 00:57:17,475 --> 00:57:18,518 Oh, it's very high. 1007 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:20,895 Okay. 1008 00:57:20,895 --> 00:57:21,980 Have him stay focused on Glenn. 1009 00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:24,983 We can't have him fixate on anything else. 1010 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,794 Okay, Wait, wait, wait. 1011 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,629 Does Glenn know that I'm the one who watched 1012 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:49,632 all the softcore porn on his old Cinemax account? 1013 00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:54,012 He does now, 1014 00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:56,556 how do you do the eye thing? 1015 00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:59,225 Because, like, sometimes they're yellow, but sometimes they're not. 1016 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:02,228 Okay. Oh, 1017 00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:07,400 They’re still brown... is not. 1018 00:58:09,068 --> 00:58:10,153 It’s not working, sorry. 1019 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:11,988 I'm just a little nervous. 1020 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:14,991 I don't know what's really happened to me. 1021 00:58:16,284 --> 00:58:17,785 Dave, 1022 00:58:17,785 --> 00:58:20,788 Are you serious? 1023 00:58:21,247 --> 00:58:21,789 Courtney? 1024 00:58:21,789 --> 00:58:23,833 That's my husband. 1025 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,792 Not to split hairs. 1026 00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:27,253 That's actually Satan possessing your fiancee. 1027 00:58:27,253 --> 00:58:28,963 Oh, well, either way, 1028 00:58:28,963 --> 00:58:32,800 you screwing him in my childhood bedroom does not seem appropriate or helpful. 1029 00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:36,054 I was just talking 1030 00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:39,057 and trying to see if you'd be willing to trade me. 1031 00:58:39,557 --> 00:58:42,435 Spare me your constant lies. I'm not lying. 1032 00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:46,606 Oh, so you're just can't live in hell for you for Glenn to fix this? 1033 00:58:47,148 --> 00:58:48,525 Yeah, I would. 1034 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,235 You are the most selfish person I know. 1035 00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:51,861 You take everything for yourself 1036 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:54,113 because it's impossible to believe that I'm trying to help. 1037 00:58:54,113 --> 00:58:55,657 I don't want your help. 1038 00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:59,702 The only thing you do is consistently get in the way and screw 1039 00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:03,164 shit up, says the woman, bound to satan, you invited him in. 1040 00:59:03,164 --> 00:59:05,250 I didn't know Courtney. 1041 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,584 You never tell me anything. 1042 00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:08,711 And now we're here and people are dead. 1043 00:59:08,711 --> 00:59:11,047 I know that. 1044 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:14,050 Where are you going? 1045 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:19,389 I know what I did. 1046 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:20,098 I know it's sick. 1047 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:22,100 I know. What we've already lost I know of all of that. 1048 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:25,103 I also know those are absolute my earrings, Court. 1049 00:59:25,436 --> 00:59:26,563 Will you just let me -? 1050 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:30,400 Hi. 1051 00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:33,987 What the fuck is all this yelling? 1052 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,093 We got to go. 1053 00:59:57,093 --> 01:00:00,096 We gotta go. 1054 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:08,688 Sorry. 1055 01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:11,691 I just wanted to use the good bathroom. 1056 01:00:13,484 --> 01:00:14,152 Lexie. 1057 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:25,663 Run! 1058 01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:05,453 You want me. 1059 01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:08,456 Let her go. 1060 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,375 Court 1061 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,794 What's the fun in that? She's innocent, 1062 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:21,761 she's expendable, 1063 01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:25,640 and she's under the bed. 1064 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:30,520 You can come out now. 1065 01:01:37,568 --> 01:01:40,571 That's my obedient girl. 1066 01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:47,995 Non praeteribit. What’d you just say. 1067 01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:52,834 I said, 1068 01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:55,837 you shall not pass. 1069 01:01:57,755 --> 01:02:00,425 Non praeteribit. 1070 01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:01,300 very slick. 1071 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,846 You know, you deserve to be paid for your time and talents. 1072 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,725 Lexi! 1073 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:14,480 No, no, no. 1074 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,482 It's okay. Court 1075 01:02:16,482 --> 01:02:19,485 It's okay. 1076 01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:26,826 Courtney. 1077 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:29,829 I just saw Chuck. 1078 01:02:30,955 --> 01:02:32,707 Courtney. 1079 01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:35,626 Look what you did? 1080 01:02:35,626 --> 01:02:36,961 I did. 1081 01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:39,255 I know. I know. This is a bad time. 1082 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:42,091 I think I know what he meant by one way out. 1083 01:02:42,091 --> 01:02:44,677 Get the hell out. Now. 1084 01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:45,762 Where? 1085 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:46,554 Where do you want me to go? 1086 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:48,639 Your boyfriend put a curse on the goddamn house. 1087 01:02:48,639 --> 01:02:49,891 I don't give a shit. 1088 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:52,685 Go! Shut up, both of you. 1089 01:02:52,685 --> 01:02:56,189 Courtney, if you have a mark, it means he gave you a ring. 1090 01:02:56,647 --> 01:02:58,274 I know you're in pain, but I need you to think. 1091 01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:00,109 Courtney, Where is it? 1092 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:02,320 He didn’t give me a ring. Jasmine, I would remember. 1093 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,279 Does. Doesn't have to be a ring. 1094 01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:04,781 It can be a necklace or a crown. 1095 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,491 As long as it's infinite. Just. 1096 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:09,035 It could be like a bangle. 1097 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,077 That's very sweet. 1098 01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:13,039 I usually do a lot of persuading, 1099 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:16,709 but the first thing you did when you met was bind yourself to me forever. 1100 01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:19,212 Oh, my God. 1101 01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:20,671 Courtney. 1102 01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:22,006 You can use it against him. 1103 01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:24,091 It works the other way. You can bind him. 1104 01:03:24,091 --> 01:03:26,302 He didn't tell you that, but think. 1105 01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:28,387 Where is it? 1106 01:03:28,387 --> 01:03:32,558 I, I don't know. 1107 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:36,395 Unbelievable. 1108 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:37,855 I didn't know it was important. 1109 01:03:37,855 --> 01:03:40,858 I didn't know any of this shit works. 1110 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:47,657 Why are you still here? 1111 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:54,247 Oh, well, you know, he's fighting. 1112 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,456 He's fighting. 1113 01:03:55,456 --> 01:03:58,417 He's in here. 1114 01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:11,138 No, If you die, he has no reason to spare. 1115 01:04:11,138 --> 01:04:13,933 Glenn, How was that not Everything running through your mind right now? 1116 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:15,017 I can figure this out. 1117 01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:18,020 This ends one way. I love him so much. Bullshit. 1118 01:04:18,729 --> 01:04:20,606 If you loved my brother, you would have stayed away. 1119 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:23,609 What did you think? 1120 01:04:23,609 --> 01:04:24,902 You'd be the first person in history. 1121 01:04:24,902 --> 01:04:27,488 The devil just let go 1122 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:30,491 because you asked. 1123 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,785 You're the danger, Courtney. 1124 01:04:32,785 --> 01:04:34,871 You. I love him. 1125 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,874 It isn't enough. 1126 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,378 You're a trap, Courtney. 1127 01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:44,839 You give the devil his due 1128 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,842 and you set my brother free. 1129 01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:53,180 I can't. 1130 01:04:54,181 --> 01:04:57,184 Courtney. No. 1131 01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:15,786 When you can breathe and we can’t, 1132 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,665 you're not special. 1133 01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:22,627 You're not lucky. 1134 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:23,294 You're the curse. 1135 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:25,671 It's self. 1136 01:07:08,315 --> 01:07:10,651 I'll go. 1137 01:07:10,651 --> 01:07:12,111 Let him out. 1138 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:13,362 I consent. 1139 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:16,365 No, After. 1140 01:07:16,907 --> 01:07:19,994 After I'll do the ceremony in this body, 1141 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,040 and then I'll release him after. Here 1142 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:26,542 a little something. 1143 01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:30,004 I worked up, and 1144 01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:34,425 you and I both know you have no business 1145 01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:37,386 being in the white dress. 1146 01:07:41,932 --> 01:07:44,935 Witnesses, 1147 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:48,981 if you please. 1148 01:07:57,198 --> 01:07:58,908 Where's your sister? 1149 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,493 Fuck, my sister. 1150 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:03,245 Hmm. Maybe later. 1151 01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:04,080 This is your day. 1152 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,876 Showtime. 1153 01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:53,879 You there? 1154 01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:04,056 And here comes the bride. 1155 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:08,621 Stop. 1156 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:10,539 Caitlin. No, it's too late. 1157 01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:12,791 Shut up, you insufferable bitch. 1158 01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:15,794 Oh, shit. 1159 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,297 I spent my entire life 1160 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:21,342 trying to live in your light and finding your shadow Every time 1161 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:25,304 the better daughter, better sister, better woman. 1162 01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:28,307 And none of that goodness left for me 1163 01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:30,726 If I was lucky enough to get any of you. 1164 01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:33,729 You fed me with anger and contempt. 1165 01:10:34,688 --> 01:10:35,564 You never gave me shit. 1166 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:38,567 So are you surprised that I stole instead? 1167 01:10:39,985 --> 01:10:42,196 I have stolen everything 1168 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:45,199 I possibly could from you. 1169 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:49,328 The only thing of yours I've never wanted is Glenn. 1170 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:52,331 But Dave. 1171 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,584 Dave, I want. 1172 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:56,919 That's real cute. 1173 01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:59,922 But that just won't work for me, babe. 1174 01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:03,092 I'm not going to give her up. 1175 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,260 This isn't about her. 1176 01:11:06,178 --> 01:11:08,430 I look out for me, remember 1177 01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:11,433 what I want. 1178 01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:19,525 What is it you want? 1179 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:22,778 For the first time in my life, I am the right sister 1180 01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:27,074 Envious, wrathful, 1181 01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:30,077 proud, lustful, 1182 01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:32,288 broken. 1183 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:35,291 I am broken like her and more. 1184 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:37,126 But I also get you. 1185 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:40,045 I don't fight that side of myself like she does. 1186 01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:43,048 I am the right sister so pick me 1187 01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:46,635 And I am eagerly, enthusiastically yours 1188 01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:51,890 I said I don't want Glenn. 1189 01:11:52,599 --> 01:11:55,602 You really do like me, don't you? 1190 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:05,529 This better? Glenn! 1191 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:09,825 Of all the things 1192 01:12:09,825 --> 01:12:12,828 I have taken from my sister. 1193 01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:16,248 I will always be proudest of this. 1194 01:12:17,624 --> 01:12:26,133 What the - Wait... 1195 01:12:26,925 --> 01:12:29,887 You will never hurt any of us ever again. 1196 01:12:31,263 --> 01:12:33,974 You lair. 1197 01:12:33,974 --> 01:12:35,225 I always liked your sister more. 1198 01:12:35,225 --> 01:12:37,478 I feel like you talk a lot. 1199 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:38,645 I'm going to ask you to stop 1200 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:46,362 Now heal him. 1201 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,617 Courtney. 1202 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:54,286 Jassy 1203 01:12:54,286 --> 01:12:57,039 Glenn, 1204 01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:59,666 Jasime, go. 1205 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,418 live your lives, please. 1206 01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:04,421 Well, Jassy, wait. 1207 01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:07,508 We won’t go. 1208 01:13:07,758 --> 01:13:10,761 This woman brought hell on you. 1209 01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:15,432 That woman beat hell back for me. 1210 01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,272 Why would I want to walk away from something 1211 01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:25,275 so powerful? 1212 01:13:31,156 --> 01:13:33,283 Release her 1213 01:13:33,283 --> 01:13:36,286 forever. 1214 01:13:50,008 --> 01:13:51,635 Do you really want to be with Dave? 1215 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,638 Oh, God, no. 1216 01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:57,391 I mean, I might have fucked him one time just to say that 1217 01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,394 I did it. 1218 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:03,522 You may speak. 1219 01:14:03,522 --> 01:14:06,525 Finally got it so boring without me. 1220 01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:08,402 Can I go? 1221 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:09,903 It's been like one minute. 1222 01:14:09,903 --> 01:14:10,779 It sucks. 1223 01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:13,782 You suck. 1224 01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:16,952 Can he bring them 1225 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:29,756 back? One. 1226 01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:50,319 Obviously. 1227 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:53,071 You have to bring your brother back. Are you all for real? 1228 01:14:53,071 --> 01:14:54,907 Think how much nicer Lexi is. 1229 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:57,493 Like, who's going to make the world a better place? 1230 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,411 Well, Chuck's Glen's best friend too, so. 1231 01:14:59,411 --> 01:15:02,247 Well, we got to be thinking about more people then. 1232 01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:05,292 God damn it. Sabotage. 1233 01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:09,379 Tell the truth. 1234 01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:09,796 Okay. 1235 01:15:09,796 --> 01:15:13,383 I can bring back to had a roll over from last month. 1236 01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:16,887 Your resurrection powers work like cellular minutes. 1237 01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:19,681 I don't make the rules. 1238 01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:20,891 Who does? 1239 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:23,101 We don't really have time to tackle that at this point. 1240 01:15:23,101 --> 01:15:24,978 Okay. Bring them both back. 1241 01:15:24,978 --> 01:15:28,482 Lexi and Chuck safely and as themselves. 1242 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:32,653 Oh, and for the next three months, your resurrections are reserved. 1243 01:15:33,278 --> 01:15:35,113 Matt, Hot pizza guy. 1244 01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:38,116 Bucket of Lisa. 1245 01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:39,493 You are no fun. 1246 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:42,496 Which is really sad because I actually thought that you were. 1247 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:45,999 Fuck, fuck, Shit, Fuck. 1248 01:15:45,999 --> 01:15:46,542 God damn it. 1249 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,545 Fuck. 1250 01:15:53,882 --> 01:15:56,885 Courtney, you look beautiful. 1251 01:15:57,636 --> 01:16:00,305 Did I die. 1252 01:16:00,305 --> 01:16:01,056 Glenn did I die? 1253 01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:03,976 You’d tell me if I died. Right. 1254 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,395 Let's get married 1255 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,855 right now. 1256 01:16:08,855 --> 01:16:10,899 How? You didn't 1257 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:13,902 even put priest dude in contention 1258 01:16:14,444 --> 01:16:18,991 Guy, Is anyone else online ordained? 1259 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:26,290 Dave, 1260 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:29,293 Are you an ordained priest? 1261 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:31,211 Okay? Yes. 1262 01:16:31,211 --> 01:16:35,048 Had some mortal friends in New York that asked me and I got online ordained. 1263 01:16:35,048 --> 01:16:37,092 Okay. Yes. 1264 01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:39,386 We can get Dave to do it. 1265 01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:41,597 Can I. 1266 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,600 Can I get ready first? 1267 01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:46,393 Court. 1268 01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:48,312 this is our purpose. 1269 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:51,315 Bridesmaids. 1270 01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,991 Assemble! 1271 01:17:01,908 --> 01:17:03,785 Excuse me. Hey. Sorry. 1272 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:06,788 Did I die? 1273 01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:11,710 Did I die? 1274 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,339 Someone answer me. 1275 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:17,924 I’m I dead now?! 1276 01:17:17,924 --> 01:17:20,927 what the fuck? 1277 01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:33,899 Good, bro? 1278 01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:34,316 Yeah, man. 1279 01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:37,194 Hold still. I’m not moving. 1280 01:17:37,194 --> 01:17:38,487 Bro did you know, I died. 1281 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:39,988 Yeah, like I died. Died? 1282 01:17:39,988 --> 01:17:42,366 Yeah. That was scary. And then I came back. 1283 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:45,369 Yeah, I saw the whole thing. Fuck. 1284 01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:52,751 Court. 1285 01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:53,877 No, your mascara. 1286 01:17:53,877 --> 01:17:56,880 It’s ok Lexi. 1287 01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:01,343 I'm ready. 1288 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:23,281 You will go through with this? 1289 01:18:23,281 --> 01:18:25,367 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1290 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:27,994 Then you leave. 1291 01:18:27,994 --> 01:18:30,580 You'll never return to any of us ever again. 1292 01:18:31,998 --> 01:18:32,416 Never. 1293 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:35,377 It is then 1294 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:40,382 I didn't ask you to do this 1295 01:18:49,182 --> 01:18:50,350 for that one time 1296 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:53,353 just to say you did. 1297 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:57,858 This is the front desk number for the Orlando DMV. 1298 01:18:58,024 --> 01:19:01,027 Yeah, 1299 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:09,161 I got to be honest, man. 1300 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:12,164 Being dead takes a lot out of you. 1301 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,626 Hey no hard feelings, man. 1302 01:19:16,626 --> 01:19:19,004 You are strong as hell. 1303 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:22,007 Got to know what your protein intake is. 1304 01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:30,015 Would you like to stand with your brother? 1305 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:31,558 His bench is... 1306 01:19:31,558 --> 01:19:34,561 It's depleted. 1307 01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:37,481 I don't forgive you. 1308 01:19:37,481 --> 01:19:40,484 You never should. 1309 01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:44,321 Okay, 1310 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:48,784 so at the rehearsal, I went first, and then Lexi goes right before you. 1311 01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:51,787 I'd like you both to walk me down 1312 01:19:53,538 --> 01:19:57,167 My Maids of Honor. 1313 01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,628 Courtney, you know, you don't have to do that. 1314 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,755 Lexi, can you give us a minute? 1315 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:02,798 You bet. 1316 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,299 I want to see if I can get someone's blood out. 1317 01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:08,053 I know that I fixed it 1318 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:11,056 with the bracelet thing, but I stole the bracelet in the first place, 1319 01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:14,017 and I brought Dave here because I knew it would make you mad. 1320 01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:16,144 And I still did all that terrible stuff. 1321 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:19,189 Our whole life- I was never as good as you thought I was. 1322 01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:22,901 My whole life. 1323 01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:25,904 You had me on this pedestal. 1324 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:29,407 I knew I was never going to live up to it. 1325 01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,744 Chuck is terrible, 1326 01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:33,787 but at least I never felt like 1327 01:20:33,787 --> 01:20:36,790 it was disappointing him. 1328 01:20:37,415 --> 01:20:40,418 I'd always disappoint you. 1329 01:20:41,586 --> 01:20:43,755 That isn’t true. 1330 01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:46,007 I know that now. 1331 01:20:46,007 --> 01:20:49,010 But I was so focused on how you made me feel. 1332 01:20:50,136 --> 01:20:53,139 Just never thought about what it was doing to you. 1333 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:56,142 My whole life 1334 01:20:56,142 --> 01:20:59,145 I never thought about myself, 1335 01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:04,109 and in spite of that, you still almost went to hell for me. 1336 01:21:10,073 --> 01:21:13,076 You are not a disgrace 1337 01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:19,374 Ready? 1338 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:23,086 Hell yeah. 1339 01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:15,931 And now, by 1340 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,934 the power vested in me by the Internet, 1341 01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:23,021 I pronounce you husband and wife. 1342 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:26,024 You may kiss the bride. 1343 01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:34,991 Yoohoo I've got Grandma’s key! 1344 01:22:34,991 --> 01:22:36,701 You can't keep me at this time. 1345 01:22:36,701 --> 01:22:39,704 Where's my pretty girl? 1346 01:22:39,913 --> 01:22:42,916 Lube lady, 1347 01:22:50,256 --> 01:22:51,883 are those organs? 1348 01:22:51,883 --> 01:22:54,886 Yeah, and a detergent stick, if you want to use that. 1349 01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:05,855 Chuck 1350 01:23:05,855 --> 01:23:06,982 did it! 1351 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:09,985 We all did it. 1352 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:15,156 I'm going to head out. 1353 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:57,819 Hey, fuck. 1354 01:25:57,819 --> 01:26:00,822 butt the fuck you still doing here? 1355 01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:03,283 The movie's over. 1356 01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,410 Go the fuck home. 1357 01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:08,413 Look, that's what you do when a movie's over, you fucking leave. 1358 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:13,543 And I know the crowd only had, like, 20 people, but it's fucking gone, so leave. 1359 01:26:13,751 --> 01:26:16,171 Okay. I love you. Thank you for being here. 1360 01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:17,755 Fuck.