1
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[panting]

2
00:00:13,473 --> 00:00:14,891
[striking match]

3
00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:18,561
[ignites flare]

4
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:19,687
[sighs]

5
00:00:19,771 --> 00:00:21,689
[buzzing]

6
00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:27,028
[ominous music playing]

7
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[ominous music continues]

8
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[grunts]

9
00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,067
[snoring]

10
00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,486
[snoring]

11
00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,198
[grunts]

12
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[snoring continues]

13
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[snoring continues]

14
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Let's make that money.

15
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[thrilling music playing]

16
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[insects buzzing]

17
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[beep]

18
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[squelching]

19
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Ugh.

20
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What have you guys been eating?

21
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[grunts]

22
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[retching]

23
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[gasps] Ah!

24
00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:01,706
Score!

25
00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,001
-[clinking]
-[gasps]

26
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,586
[ominous music playing]

27
00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:07,795
[snoring continues]

28
00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:10,590
[farting]

29
00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:11,924
Huh!

30
00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:14,135
[cell phone with
Mexican music tone ringing]

31
00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:15,052
Oh!

32
00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,095
Shh!

33
00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,388
-[music sting]
-Huh?

34
00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,599
[tense music playing]

35
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[growls]

36
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Gah… this isn't what it looks like.
I'm only here for your poop.

37
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[chuckles] I mean, I'm here
for the mushrooms in your poop.

38
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[roars]

39
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Yeah, that doesn't sound any better.

40
00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:36,073
Catch!

41
00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,533
[growling in confusion]

42
00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:39,577
[propulsive music playing]

43
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[grunts]

44
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[exhales]

45
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[loud crash]

46
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[roars]

47
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[growling]

48
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[electricity crackling]

49
00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,348
[growling]

50
00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:01,557
[gasps]

51
00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,311
-[growling continues]
-[panting]

52
00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,604
-Ah!
-[growling]

53
00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,022
-[blast]
-[growls]

54
00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,943
[intense music playing]

55
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[ogres continue growling]

56
00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,741
[roars]

57
00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,117
-[grunts]
-[low growl]

58
00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,036
-[roars]
-[yelps]

59
00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:22,995
[grunts]

60
00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,706
-[growls]
-[wood cracks]

61
00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:28,542
-[grunting]
-[ogre growls]

62
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[ominous music plays]

63
00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,547
[growling]

64
00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,216
[cheering in growls]

65
00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,301
Sorry I can't stay for dinner.

66
00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,219
[pop]

67
00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:41,722
[crackling]

68
00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,267
Uh-oh.

69
00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:45,935
[ice crackling]

70
00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:48,062
[thud]

71
00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,397
[groans]

72
00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,940
[ice shatters]

73
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[growls]

74
00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:56,279
[screams]

75
00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,948
[intense music playing]

76
00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,326
[grunts]

77
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,620
[ice crackling]

78
00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:09,375
[tense music plays]

79
00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,252
[heroic music playing]

80
00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:12,670
[grunts]

81
00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:15,923
[thud]

82
00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,761
[growling]

83
00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:22,930
[grunts]

84
00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,850
[thud]

85
00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:26,809
[groans]

86
00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,352
[growling]

87
00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:35,276
Come on, who throws somebody at somebody?

88
00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:38,779
[thrilling music playing]

89
00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:41,490
[fires]

90
00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:42,867
[growling]

91
00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,747
[thrilling music continues]

92
00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,296
Whoa!

93
00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:56,422
[clang]

94
00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,258
-Oof.
-[ogres growling]

95
00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,968
-[grunts]
-[clang]

96
00:05:01,052 --> 00:05:02,261
-[growling]
-[clang]

97
00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,679
Phew!

98
00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,724
Uh… [chuckles]

99
00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:07,850
Large rats.

100
00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:09,310
Eh.

101
00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:10,603
[clatters]

102
00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,272
[solemn music plays]

103
00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,565
Ah!

104
00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,693
Dirty hands, filthy rich.

105
00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:22,656
[thrilling music builds]

106
00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,880
[funky music playing]

107
00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,134
Hurry up, man.

108
00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:45,054
I can't do business
until you deliver the goods.

109
00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:48,808
Tyson, you're in for a treat,
you lucky wizard.

110
00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,559
Freshly tracked.

111
00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:52,103
Ah, it better be.

112
00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,564
My dupe spell is useless
without multiplying mushrooms.

113
00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:58,442
[mysterious music playing]

114
00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:01,112
Oh, yeah,
that's the good stuff right there.

115
00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:04,698
[buzzing]

116
00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:05,783
Hurry up, man.

117
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,244
You don't wanna get busted
for doing magic in public.

118
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,162
One more second.

119
00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,706
[mysterious music continues]

120
00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:13,666
[bubbling]

121
00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,085
[slurps]

122
00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,211
[swallows]

123
00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,631
All right! Double your pleasure.

124
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,428
[bluesy music plays]

125
00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,138
You, get to Tribeca.

126
00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:28,389
You, Soho.

127
00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:31,434
And get my money back
before you disappear this time!

128
00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,060
[growling]

129
00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:33,978
[burps]

130
00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,481
Oh, look at this little guy.

131
00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,526
How's about a mini-dog, Spellbound?
On the house.

132
00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,903
Uh… I don't eat magic.

133
00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,613
Ah. Mm!

134
00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,615
A-ha!

135
00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:50,786
You may be half-sized,
but you charge full price. You hear me?

136
00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:54,707
Getting partners was
the best business decision I ever made.

137
00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,792
You got someone watching your back, kid?

138
00:06:56,876 --> 00:06:58,586
Ha! You volunteering?

139
00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,880
Nah, I'm not trying
to buddy up with somebody

140
00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,631
on the wrong side of The Pie Maker.

141
00:07:02,715 --> 00:07:04,842
Who cares about that old witch?

142
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,969
Her bakers are searching for you, kid.

143
00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,429
She wants you that bad,

144
00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,140
you must've really screwed up
tracking something for her.

145
00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:14,977
It's fine.
I'm close to finding a Fugu Rose.

146
00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,522
Whoa. That rose is worth
serious money, kid.

147
00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:19,648
You found one?

148
00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:22,193
I just need help to track the last step.

149
00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,777
Once I get that, ha!

150
00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,405
All my debts are cleared and I'm set.

151
00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,741
Yeah, except you'll still be stinky,

152
00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:32,036
friendless, and, oh yeah, not magic.

153
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,996
Hygiene's a scam, friends are a scam,

154
00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,957
and, oh yeah, magic is a scam.

155
00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:40,753
Call it what you want, kid,
but my magic buddies are making me rich.

156
00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,339
[intriguing music playing]

157
00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,093
[music sting]

158
00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,179
Oh!

159
00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:53,599
Hey-hey, guys.

160
00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,893
I was just on my way to see you--

161
00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,561
[electricity crackling]

162
00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,606
Hey, where were you?

163
00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,609
You see that little hot dog guy
down the block?

164
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,403
You have to try one of his dogs.

165
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,080
-[grunts]
-[baker] We searched. No magic on him.

166
00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,792
Daniel, my boy.

167
00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:20,834
Ah.

168
00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:24,296
I always forget
how cute your place is, Pie Maker.

169
00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:27,424
The pies, the… curtains,

170
00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,968
the cyclops henchmen.

171
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,971
I didn't become
the most wicked witch of New York

172
00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:35,015
by having low-life spell Trackers fail me.

173
00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:38,519
My clients expect
the best magical ingredients.

174
00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:41,313
Ingredients you were supposed to deliver.

175
00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,774
Where are my gnome whiskers?

176
00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,609
I was gonna get them to you, I swear!

177
00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,362
But the Bureau sicced a dowser on me,
I had to ditch 'em.

178
00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,446
I have a plan.

179
00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:54,660
The magic world knows my pies
have the most dangerous ingredients.

180
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:58,581
Ingredients you promised
to find me and failed.

181
00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:01,458
That's fair, but I'm tracking
something big for you.

182
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:04,962
Yes, for me, because you owe me.

183
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,798
You're my Tracker now.

184
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,049
You will do nothing

185
00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:15,097
but find every little illegal ingredient
I need for my magic pies.

186
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,600
I told you,
the Bureau heat on me has been intense,

187
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,977
but when I can track again,
I'll make it up to you.

188
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,228
It's all about you.

189
00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:25,149
Uh-uh-uh.
You're not telling me the truth.

190
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,401
I haven't done any tracking at all,
I swear.

191
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,236
[sighs]

192
00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:30,988
Bring out…

193
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,239
[tense music sting]

194
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:33,324
…The Beast.

195
00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:36,910
[ominous music playing]

196
00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:38,662
[Beast approaching]

197
00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,833
[ominous music builds]

198
00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,294
[oinks happily]

199
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,338
Ah… a pig?

200
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,256
[snorts, squeals]

201
00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,508
Hey! Come on.

202
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,761
[giggling] Get this thing off of me.

203
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,804
It tickles, but in a scary way.

204
00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,097
[sniffing]

205
00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:58,599
[Pie Maker] Don't struggle.

206
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,434
The pig sniffer is powerful enough

207
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,312
to sense any magic
from a hundred yards away.

208
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,189
[squeals]

209
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,403
[beeps]

210
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,697
Huh?

211
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,407
Hey, what the--

212
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,493
[sniffs]

213
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,620
Ogre mushrooms.

214
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,038
Fresh.

215
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,290
Impressive work.

216
00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:25,459
Get his eye-patch ready.

217
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,127
[tense music playing]

218
00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:28,962
This isn't necessary!

219
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,843
[rumbling]

220
00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,769
Hmm.

221
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,397
Now, which are you, Daniel?

222
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,983
A heart? Oh, no, no, no.

223
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,696
You clearly think you're a star.

224
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,781
[evil laughter]

225
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,659
I could get you a Fugu Rose!

226
00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,743
Impossible.

227
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,621
No one's seen a Fugu Rose in years.

228
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,581
They're priceless.

229
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,417
I know where one is.

230
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,585
My best Trackers couldn't do that.

231
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,838
No way you could, silly boy.

232
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,340
Give me 24 hours and it's yours,

233
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:14,591
if you erase all my debt.

234
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:21,181
Well, dear, we have a deal.

235
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,642
[sizzling sound]

236
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,354
[Pie Maker]
You better not disappoint me again,

237
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:30,733
because you won't like
what this spell will do to you.

238
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,235
Not one bit.

239
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,571
Great. Heh. You'll be seeing me soon.

240
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:40,242
There is still the little matter
of you lying to me, though.

241
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,995
-Wait! We have a deal.
-[Pie Maker chuckles evilly]

242
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,246
My dear,

243
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:48,083
you can still find the Rose with one eye.

244
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,209
[grunts]

245
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:52,880
[grunts]

246
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,131
[burps]

247
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,511
No! That activates the oven to full power.

248
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,222
[hissing]

249
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,808
[roaring]

250
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,102
[tense music playing]

251
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,397
Turn off the oven, you buffoon!

252
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,191
[romantic music plays]

253
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,942
Ha! What are you doing?

254
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,654
[thrilling music playing]

255
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,286
[Daniel] You're just the kind of help
I've been looking for.

256
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,497
See you lovebirds in 24 hours.

257
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,791
[Pie Maker]
I'll take both your eyes for that!

258
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,667
-[tires screeching]
-Whoa, hey!

259
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:37,758
[panting]

260
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,676
Gotta catch my breath.

261
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,136
-You said it.
-[screams]

262
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,930
Did you just talk?

263
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,849
Hey, thanks for saving my bacon, man.
She is awful.

264
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,310
She has a place full of food,
never gives me a crumb.

265
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,230
So, you smell magic and talk.

266
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,733
Any other tricks I should know about?
You turn into a car or something?

267
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:58,028
Oh, you done it now.
How did you know I turn into a car?

268
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,072
[Hoagie chuckles and squeals]

269
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:04,284
I'm just playing.
I can't turn into a car. That'd be stupid.

270
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:07,371
You're stupid.
Aw, it's a little bit endearing, though.

271
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,289
Well, thanks again, I owe you.

272
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,750
All right. I'm out. Peace.

273
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:15,796
Throwing up a, "Peace, I'm out" sign,
you just can't tell 'cause I have a hoof.

274
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,507
Uh-huh. You do owe me.

275
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,051
And I have a way
you can repay me right now.

276
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:25,556
I-I-I-I-I'm not going anywhere
with any magician ever again.

277
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,891
Oh, well, you're in luck.

278
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,726
I'm not a magician, I'm a Tracker.

279
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:33,063
-I just sell magical ingredients.
-Uh-huh. Cool story, bruh.

280
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,149
Wait, I know where a Fugu Rose is-- Ish.

281
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,651
I don't know exactly where,

282
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,487
so I need your magic smelling skills
to get me to the finish.

283
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:43,740
Pie Maker wanted to take your eye
before you wrecked her shop,

284
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,034
what'd you think she's gonna want now?
A spleen?

285
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:49,746
Oh, please. She'll be so happy when she
gets the Rose, she won't even care.

286
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,374
The Rose'll clear all my debts to her,
and then some.

287
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,293
So, you'll walk away.

288
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,337
Oh, good for you. What's in it for me?

289
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,214
If you help me get this Rose,

290
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:03,176
I promise I won't give it to her
unless she sets you free.

291
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,429
Out on my own. Love it. What else?

292
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,472
We can get pizza on the way.

293
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,100
[chuckling] Yes, I am very in.

294
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,770
Here, just hoof-pump it, bruh.

295
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,982
What do I call you anyways? Piggy?

296
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,319
Oh, I get it. "Piggy." Because I'm a pig.

297
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,321
Because all pigs look alike to you.

298
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:27,200
My name is Hoagie. Not "Pig,"
not "Piggy," not "Oinkie," just "Hoagie."

299
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,578
Hoagie, I was kidding.

300
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:34,041
[Hoagie] Just for that "Piggy" crack,
I'm gonna pick the pizza.

301
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,462
[Daniel, munching] Oh!

302
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,547
Good call on the veggie pizza.

303
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,090
Yeah, I don't know what it is,

304
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:45,010
but I just don't feel right
eating pepperoni anymore.

305
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,054
What's the deal with this Albright place?

306
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,222
I've tracked the Fugu Rose
for a long time.

307
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,432
The search led me here.

308
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,059
A soap factory.

309
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,936
It's more than a soap factory.

310
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,813
I've snuck a bunch of times.
It's in there. Somewhere.

311
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,816
How do you know that?
You don't have my nose for this.

312
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,902
It's called planning, dummy.

313
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,278
Oh, look at me.

314
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:08,200
I got my hands so I can type
and Wiki stuff and think I'm sooo great.

315
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,786
Hoagie, keep quiet and stay loose.

316
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,537
Loose? What do you mean?

317
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,455
[squeals]

318
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,248
[grunts]

319
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:19,503
Whoa, dude, that is not cool.

320
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,464
I'm already down an eye,
you trying to break a leg too?

321
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,424
[Daniel sighs] I did say stay loose.

322
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:27,552
[Hoagie] So sorry, I haven't exactly been
keeping up with my yoga.

323
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,850
[sniffing]

324
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,313
There's magic all over the place in here,

325
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,857
but I'm getting one really strong scent.

326
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,195
[Daniel] I knew it. It's this lab, right?

327
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,196
[Hoagie sniffs]

328
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,366
No, the strongest whiff of magic is…

329
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,283
[sniffs]

330
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,452
There! Ta-da!

331
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,746
Oh, great, you're defective.

332
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,331
I literally just fed you.

333
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,833
Ha-ha.

334
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,252
Because I'm a pig.
Because pigs love to eat.

335
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,214
Huh.

336
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,217
[suspenseful music playing]

337
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,678
The alchemist triad? Bingo.

338
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,682
Huh.

339
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,351
I wonder what it could be.

340
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,105
Not that one either.

341
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,524
Are you sure you did it right?

342
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,360
Uh… I don't even think
there's any kind of magic in here.

343
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,654
This is nothing
but a dusty old vending machine.

344
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,364
My nose doesn't lie.

345
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,575
Your nose is just trying
to get a free Twinkie.

346
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,202
Oh, I see. That's how it's gonna be.

347
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,204
[both screaming]

348
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,874
[screaming]

349
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,542
[Hoagie screams]

350
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,461
[squeals]

351
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,920
[grunts]

352
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,007
[mysterious music playing]

353
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,603
[Daniel] I'll give 'em credit.

354
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,646
This was a great hiding place.

355
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,981
[sniffing]

356
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,942
Oh, this room reeks of magic.

357
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,612
It's itching the inside of my brain.

358
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,322
[sniffing]

359
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,949
Get it together, Hoagie.
We're on the clock.

360
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,077
Only a few hours until my deal runs out.

361
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,790
Hoagie?

362
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,625
Where'd you go?

363
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,588
[in evil voice] There is no Hoagie,
only King of the Squid People.

364
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,340
Do squid things for me.

365
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,050
Get down off the tentacore.

366
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,512
Chill. I'm just having a little fun.

367
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,181
I'll chill when we get the Rose.

368
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,350
-Don't touch anything.
-Hmm.

369
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,563
There's no telling
what's magically booby-trapped in here.

370
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:47,025
[mysterious music continues]

371
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,111
[gasps] There it is.

372
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:52,239
[transporting music playing]

373
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,122
That's the Fugu Rose?
Just grab some flowers and split.

374
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,166
This whole place
was built around this to protect it.

375
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,752
Does that give you any idea
of how powerful it is?

376
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:06,670
Mm-hmm.

377
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,965
One rose on this bush
can be used to extend life by decades,

378
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:14,636
but touching any of the others
brings instant, painful death.

379
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,763
Oh, I get your plan now.

380
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,015
You mistook me for a guinea pig.

381
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,560
-No, I--
-[squeals]

382
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,104
[chilling music playing]

383
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,939
[screaming] A little help!

384
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,440
Hoagie!

385
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,487
This is why you don't touch anything.

386
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,782
Oh, no. I'm too young to become pepperoni!

387
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,076
Immune to stun spells. That's real--

388
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,369
[growling]

389
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:42,914
Score!

390
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,501
[thrilling music playing]

391
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,752
[grunts]

392
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,129
[straining]

393
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,633
[panting]

394
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,597
-[slashing]
-[monster growling]

395
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,141
Let's get that rose and get out.

396
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,351
-[monster growls]
-[Daniel grunts]

397
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:06,271
[ominous music playing]

398
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,397
[Daniel grunting]

399
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,441
[monster growls]

400
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,694
Heaven help me, it tastes so good!

401
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,154
[sighs]

402
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,281
-[monster growls]
-[Daniel yells]

403
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,409
[clinking]

404
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,455
-Hoagie… get me… the sword… now.
-[thumping]

405
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,875
-[thumping continues]
-This… genuinely… hurts.

406
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,295
[screaming]

407
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,132
[Hoagie] I've got the sword!

408
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,425
[screams]

409
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,387
Daniel! You want me?
Come and get me, land sushi.

410
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,390
[growling]

411
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,768
[ominous music builds]

412
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:50,899
[roaring]

413
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:53,944
Oh, man, did you just touch that rose?

414
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,529
Oh, I bet you're feeling stupid now.

415
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,157
[roaring continues]

416
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,998
[Daniel screaming]

417
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,250
[thuds]

418
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,335
Daniel! Tell me you're okay.

419
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,170
[exhales]

420
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,465
Didn't I say not to touch anything?!

421
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,092
You almost got me killed!

422
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,719
No, I saved you.

423
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,181
From a thing you brought to life
with your touching!

424
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,017
Now I'm drenched in walking fish guts.

425
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,353
-Pfft. You're still alive.
-[sighs]

426
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:32,190
You want this rose or not? Because I know
which one to definitely not touch.

427
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,110
[sniffing]

428
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,987
Tell me the right one to pick.

429
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,531
I'm trying.
I'm a little fired up right now.

430
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,367
I'm not used to facing death
so many times in one day.

431
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,286
[sniffing]

432
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,745
[ding]

433
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,666
[mysterious music playing]

434
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,633
[laughing]

435
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,135
Yes!

436
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,387
Best Tracker alive.

437
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,388
Whoo!

438
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:07,517
Man, I was like 65% sure I was right.
Thank goodness.

439
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,227
Wait, what?

440
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,814
Uh, those were decent odds.
Just take the victory lap and be happy.

441
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,358
[upbeat music playing]

442
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,450
Come on, I got you.

443
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,576
Alley-oop.

444
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,829
-Thanks.
-Good work, man.

445
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,706
What do you think about hanging around?

446
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,458
We make an okay team, yeah?

447
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:35,128
Oh, so I can help you make money
off of my power. What an offer.

448
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,921
Where are you gonna go?

449
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,798
You're a magic talking pig.

450
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,009
The normal world won't know
what to do with you.

451
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,053
Thanks. I'll take my chances.

452
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,973
Lots of better jobs out there for a pig
than being your nose servant.

453
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,683
Hoagie, you're right.

454
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,851
We can make money.

455
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,645
Together. Split it 50/50.

456
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,606
Watch each other's backs. What'd you say?

457
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,400
Now you're talking. All right. I'm in.

458
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,028
Dowsers. Run for it!

459
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,155
I swear I never touched anything.

460
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,115
[electricity crackling]

461
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:07,035
[female dowser] By order
of the Bureau of Magical Enforcement,

462
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,287
you are both under arrest.

463
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,623
I do not know this guy.

464
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,708
We are not together.

465
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:15,668
Thanks.

466
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,338
[closing theme music playing]