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Are we ready to begin?

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Okay, so I always begin
the evening with this caveat

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that you are all here
for your own personal reasons.

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I've never spoken with any
of you before other than to get

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your names for the waiver

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and obviously
just schedule tonight.

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So, I have no idea what it is
that your personal intentions

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are for being here.
I don't know who you came to

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communicate
with or what you hope to gain

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out of this evening.
That being said, I can't

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promise you that you will get
what you came here for.

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But I can promise
you one thing:

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we will make contact
with something.

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So, if that in any way does
not satisfy your expectations

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for the evening, I do invite
you politely to leave now

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and I will refund you in full.

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Okay. Looks like we're all in,
so let's join hands.

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You promise
contact every time?

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Yeah, every time.
Whether I like it or not.

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Hey, what do you think his
budget's like for the candles?

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Stop it!

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It's okay, Mary.
I respect skeptics.

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Oh, usually,
a skeptic at a séance will

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keep the ghost from appearing.

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Not mine.

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Look, Robert,
would you mind if I...

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What the hell
kind of show is this?

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Your form said
that no one was gonna get hurt.

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No. No. It said that
no one has gotten hurt.

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And Robert, it's not a show,
okay? You're not dealing

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with me, you're dealing with
elements outside of my control.

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They have their own voice
and volition

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and I'm not
telling you to be submissive,

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but it would help if you
approach the evening and try to

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be a little bit more...

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Subservient.

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Deferential.

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And to whatever spirit
just threw that cup,

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please just... chill.

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Chill?

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Also, I have to remind
everyone that once we begin,

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do not let go of each
other's hands, okay?

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It is imperative
that no matter what happens

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in this room,
we do not break the circle.

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Throw another cup
at me, I'll break more

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than just the circle.

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You're free to leave
whenever you like, Mr. Morton.

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Please.

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It's gonna
be a lively evening.

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- Unintended?
- Shh.

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If there is a spirit here,

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please ring this bell.

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If there
is a spirit in this room,

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please make yourself
known by ringing the bell.

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And don't throw any more cups.

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Have you ever had to give
anyone their money back?

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Yes, once, a long time ago.

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But that was just
because a Confederate ghost

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soldier said some really
inappropriate things.

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Confederate
ghost soldiers ever not PC?

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It's why we stopped
using the Ouija board.

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Can we? Thank you.

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Okay. If the spirit
is still present,

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I ask that you...

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- Okay, Robert... you ask.
- You broke the circle.

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I'm not
inviting anyone in tonight.

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Robert, please ask.

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Ask what?

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If there's
a spirit in this room,

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please ring the bell.

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If there is a spirit
in this room, please...

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My water.

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Everyone,
without breaking the circle,

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just move
your knees out of the way.

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- The table's on wheels.
- Yes. Yes it is.

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Because it used to scratch
the shit out of my hardwood

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floor when this would happen.

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Okay.

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Looks like it's to you, Amanda.

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Um, what do I... what do I do?

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Just ask it what's up.

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If there is a...

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To the spirit in this room,

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I ask you please ring
this bell.

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Is that normal?

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It happens, I mean,
some of the spirits use

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the instruments to communicate.

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I have the piano and these
other instruments.

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Amanda.

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Are you... are you trying
to communicate

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with someone specific?

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Go ahead, ask.

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Um...

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Eric, is that you?

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Eric, if that's you,
please just give me a sign.

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It's him.

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"Raindrops."

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You recognize this?

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Chopin.

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"Raindrops Prelude Op. 28."

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Eric hated to play it, but...
but it's one of my favorites.

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It's a little grim.

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I know. It picks up, this
is the middle, just listen.

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Chopin's lover, George Sand,
named it because she said

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it reminded her
of the raindrops on Majorca.

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Who's Eric?

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Oh. He's, um... was...

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He is my husband.

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He drowned
in our lake last January.

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No. No, Eric, wait,
no, come back, please.

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Are you okay?

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Where did he go? Is he gone?

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Okay. This happens sometimes.
Ask him for a yes.

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Say, "Eric, give me a yes."

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E... Eric, give me a yes.

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Okay, now, "Give me a no."

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Eric, give me a no.

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Okay. So, high note is yes,
low note is no.

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Are you okay?

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Was it me?

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Our dog, Samson?

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Samson?

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Oh, my God, thank you.

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Thank you.

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See, the police said that Eric
drowned himself in the lake,

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but our... our dog, he went
missing on the same day.

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The police said that Samson
run away because Eric

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left the door open, but he...
but he didn't run way,

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because he wouldn't run away.

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Samson fell in.

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And you were trying
to save him.

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I'm sorry

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that they said that about you.

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But I... I never believed it.

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Not once.

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Bach... it was his favorite.

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<i>Invite me in.</i>

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<i>Break.</i>

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I told you
not to break the circle.

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You broke it first.

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What are you, five years old?

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You're five years old.

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Okay. I don't ask that
every participant

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- believe in exactly what I do.
- I do believe...

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I just ask, could you
at least show some respect

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to the process and if you can't
do that, show some respect to

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these people who came here,
genuinely open with a purpose.

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- You're right, I'm... I'm sorry.
- It's fine. Everyone's fine.

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All right, let's see who else

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we can get
to play us some tunes.

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Thanks for coming by.

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I'm, uh,
sorry for how I acted earlier.

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No, it's fine.

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That was a... neat show.

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Ow.

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It wasn't a damn show, Bob.

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- I was being nice.
- It's fine.

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I'm glad you had a good time.

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I did. See? He gets me.

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It was incredible.
Shelly was right about you.

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- Well, thank you.
- Can I tell all my friends?

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Thank you very much.

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Oh, have a good night.

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Hi.

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Um... uh, thank you.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting
your jacket all wet.

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It's fine, hey.

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You okay?
Yeah.

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- Oh.
- No, no.

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- Hey, I can't.
- Oh, no, please.

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It's not necessary.

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That was worth every penny.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Okay, good night.

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Drive safe.

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My mum used to have
a figurine just like this.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Where is she now?

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- Denver.
- Cool.

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CIA Illuminati doomsday bunker.

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Huh?

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Never mind.

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- I'm sorry.
- For?

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Breaking the circle.

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It's fine.

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It didn't seem fine.

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Well, you know,
you could have allowed

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an ancient, malevolent,
gatekeeping entity to wreak

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havoc as it sees fit,
but hindsight is 20/20.

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Well, I'm very
sorry for the inconvenience.

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What did you think?

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Of the ancient, malevolent,
gatekeeping entity?

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The séance?

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Oh, well, I thought it was
real entertaining.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Are they
always that lively?

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Oh, I mean,
we get the occasional

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banging on an instrument,
you know, some music,

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but Chopin...
it's a whole new level.

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I think
Eric really knew his stuff.

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- May I?
- Yeah.

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Do you play?

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Nothing outside
of "Chopsticks."

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So, how's it look?

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- Clean.
- Yeah, I dust.

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Are you... are you looking for
something in particular, or...

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No. Just looking.
Does that offend you?

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No, no. No, I think a healthy
amount of skepticism

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is a good thing.

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You know, healthy amount.

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By the way,
I didn't get your last name.

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- It's Andrea... Andrea, what?
- Uh, you can call me Andy.

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- Okay.
- I'd love to come back.

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- To?
- Here. Another séance.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Would it be possible
to bring my camera?

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- No.
- Why not?

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I don't allow people to
take pictures inside the house.

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This would be video.

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It's funny, I found out that,
uh, moving pictures

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are still pictures.
Did you know that?

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You afraid of something?

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Yes.

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You afraid that people will...

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see the strings, so to speak?

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How did you hear about
me in the first place?

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A friend at a party.

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Okay. And what about
you made them think

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you'd be interested
in a séance?

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He knows that I'm interested
in these types of things.

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- Spiritualism?
- Ghosts and the like.

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Hmm. Did you Google me?

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- I did.
- What'd you find?

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- Not much.
- Oh, what'd you search?

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"Nathan Greene medium."
"Nathaniel Greene psychic."

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"Nate Greene séance." Greene
with an E. Green without an E.

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"Spooky ookie scary
house Greene."

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And all of that came up dry?

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Indeed it did.

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Huh.

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But, you know,
I'm not a psychic.

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I don't do tarot
or palm readings and...

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I'm not a medium, so.

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- No?
- No. No, no.

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A medium's like
a conduit to the spirit world.

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That's not what I am.

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So, what are you?

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I'm just a dude who holds
séances at his house.

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- But you charge for them.
- Yeah, I do.

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Well, I only bring it up
because if I was to film one

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of your séances,
it could help get the word out,

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drum up business.

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Are you offering to
make me a commercial?

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A viral video could be
just as good as a commercial.

258
00:16:16,886 --> 00:16:18,855
Wait. You can
guarantee that, going viral?

259
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:19,956
Yeah.

260
00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:21,256
Wow.

261
00:16:22,825 --> 00:16:24,726
Okay, listen, Andrea,
I gotta ta...

262
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,461
- Andy.
- Yeah, sure.

263
00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:28,363
Andy, you didn't find
anything about me because

264
00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:30,432
I don't really advertise, okay?
I don't do interviews,

265
00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:32,634
and I don't promote
on social media, so...

266
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,636
I don't know if you noticed,
though, in spite of that fact,

267
00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:36,939
the entire table was full
tonight, and it will be full

268
00:16:36,973 --> 00:16:39,041
tomorrow night and probably
every night hereafter,

269
00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:41,643
so I really do
appreciate the attention,

270
00:16:41,676 --> 00:16:44,046
but just... I think I'm doing
fine by word of mouth alone.

271
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,349
Speakeasy spiritualist.

272
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,918
What will
the hipsters think of next?

273
00:16:48,951 --> 00:16:50,052
I don't know.

274
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,387
May I?

275
00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:54,589
Sure.

276
00:16:54,991 --> 00:16:56,859
You know, I cannot believe that

277
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,861
you put wheels on this thing.
I mean, you had to know

278
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,695
that people
would call you a fraud.

279
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,999
Yeah, I don't really care
if people think I'm a fraud.

280
00:17:03,032 --> 00:17:05,734
- Yeah, well, I would.
- Yeah, I know you would.

281
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:07,937
You know, I thought
you were into it.

282
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:09,604
Into what?

283
00:17:09,638 --> 00:17:10,973
You know,

284
00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:12,574
ghosts and the like.

285
00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:14,509
I am, but as you said,
a healthy amount

286
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,411
of skepticism is a good thing.

287
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:20,082
Just, you know, you don't
really seem to be that into it,

288
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,084
any of the stuff you've
seen here tonight.

289
00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:24,887
Yeah, well, that way if I
ever am completely convinced,

290
00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:26,655
I'll know that I've
done my due diligence.

291
00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:29,792
Hmm. So, you were
not completely convinced

292
00:17:29,826 --> 00:17:31,127
of anything you witnessed?

293
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,929
- Truth?
- Yeah.

294
00:17:32,962 --> 00:17:35,097
I was not.

295
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:37,900
The banging could be rigged
floorboards, the pendulum

296
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,869
- could be on a string.
- Hmm.

297
00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:43,072
The candles are strategically
placed for well-hidden fans.

298
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,109
- And the knocking?
- At the front door?

299
00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:49,078
- Yeah.
- Well, that's easy.

300
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,880
Probably still here.

301
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,517
Who is still here?

302
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:56,618
Your cohorts.

303
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,654
- I'm sorry, my cohorts?
- Your posse.

304
00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:01,623
My posse?
I have a posse now?

305
00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:03,860
- You do.
- Cool.

306
00:18:04,659 --> 00:18:06,329
- It's news to me.
- Yeah.

307
00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:10,565
I mean, it's all
pretty explainable,

308
00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:11,801
except for the piano.

309
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,838
Well, I mean,
could be a player piano.

310
00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:18,740
Let's see.

311
00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:21,978
All right.

312
00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:26,949
Ye... Uh...

313
00:18:29,886 --> 00:18:31,519
You're... Okay.

314
00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:40,462
You're just gonna stand? Okay.

315
00:18:41,931 --> 00:18:45,533
- Okay. Well, it definitely was.
- Hmm.

316
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,204
But not like any that I've ever
seen. I mean, old school

317
00:18:48,237 --> 00:18:50,973
players, they're pneumatic
and they have tubes and rigging

318
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:54,043
and stuff.
The new ones are digital,

319
00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:56,178
but it would still need
a mechanism

320
00:18:56,212 --> 00:18:57,980
- to make the keys move.
- Hmm.

321
00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:02,985
And now that I think of it,
it should have a power code.

322
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,619
But I checked while
you were at the door

323
00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:05,553
and I didn't find anything.

324
00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:10,492
Huh, you know a shitload
about player pianos.

325
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,693
I've watched
an unhealthy amount

326
00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:13,062
of <i>American Pickers.</i>

327
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,899
Well, you know, it could
be battery-operated somehow.

328
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:19,135
Could be, but how would you
have gotten rid

329
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:21,003
of the device
and the battery so fast?

330
00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:23,973
Oh, I mean, the posse.

331
00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:25,607
Yeah, could have been.

332
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,043
But I didn't
see anyone grab anything,

333
00:19:27,076 --> 00:19:28,177
and believe me, I was looking.

334
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,779
Oh, I believe you.

335
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,481
And the notes were so perfect.
Well done on that, by the way.

336
00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:35,851
I mean, to play
that piece that solidly

337
00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,820
would have
taken a sizable device.

338
00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:43,793
Unless... you invented
a new type of player piano.

339
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,495
Uh, my garbage disposal hasn't
been working since, like, June.

340
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,098
Huh?

341
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,868
I just... I mean, it goes
like.

342
00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:54,937
Turns on, it just doesn't
really dispose of garbage.

343
00:19:55,304 --> 00:19:56,538
So...

344
00:19:57,039 --> 00:19:58,074
What's your point?

345
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:01,077
Just that I'm not very handy,
so I'm probably not the best

346
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,644
candidate for somebody who,
you know, invented some

347
00:20:02,677 --> 00:20:04,180
new technology
for player pianos.

348
00:20:05,114 --> 00:20:06,581
- Fair enough.
- Yeah.

349
00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:11,753
- How did I know the song?
- What song?

350
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,156
The rainbow drops.

351
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,125
It's a very famous song.

352
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,863
- It's not that famous.
- It's Chopin.

353
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:24,133
Yeah, but it's classical music,
so, like, who really

354
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,868
listens to classical
music these days?

355
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,169
Eric did.

356
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:29,305
Okay, how
did I know about him?

357
00:20:29,338 --> 00:20:31,706
- Google.
- Right, Google.

358
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,176
Best friend to all you
skeptics and conspiracists.

359
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,278
I guess you could find anything
that you want on there.

360
00:20:37,213 --> 00:20:39,782
So, you actually think that I...
I what... I Googled Amanda

361
00:20:39,815 --> 00:20:42,550
before she came here,
and I just stumbled across some

362
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:45,788
Facebook post mentioning her
deceased Chopin-loving husband?

363
00:20:45,821 --> 00:20:48,723
- You've got it.
- Well, shit.

364
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:50,692
- Yep.
- Yeah, you got me.

365
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,762
Sorry.

366
00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,630
I think maybe you should
go and tell everyone how

367
00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:56,932
you humiliated the charlatan.

368
00:20:57,933 --> 00:21:00,936
- Let me film you.
- Like one of your French girls?

369
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,604
I want to film a séance.

370
00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:04,639
No one takes pictures
inside this house.

371
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:06,042
Please.

372
00:21:06,075 --> 00:21:07,609
No one takes pictures
inside this house.

373
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:08,778
Come on, people
should see this show.

374
00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:10,645
- People do.
- More people.

375
00:21:10,678 --> 00:21:12,680
You know, a couple years ago,
some friends of friends

376
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:14,649
brought some people from LA,
these big producer types.

377
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:16,684
They sat through the séance,
they loved it and they offered

378
00:21:16,718 --> 00:21:18,821
me a network deal
that night for a show.

379
00:21:18,854 --> 00:21:21,290
It was going to be like
<i>Queer Eye</i> meets <i>Crossing Over.</i>

380
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:24,126
The... S... You're gay?

381
00:21:25,261 --> 00:21:28,596
Wh... No, that's... The point is,
is I turned them down.

382
00:21:29,398 --> 00:21:31,666
Oh, you're saying
that you can't be bought.

383
00:21:31,699 --> 00:21:33,635
No. I'm saying
that these execs,

384
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,737
they could have made millions
of dollars off of that deal

385
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:37,739
and they didn't even try
as hard as you are right now,

386
00:21:37,772 --> 00:21:39,175
so I'm
wondering why you care so much.

387
00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:42,644
I'm a generous soul who likes
to see good artists succeed.

388
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,114
So, you're offering
me your patronage?

389
00:21:45,147 --> 00:21:46,882
By way of YouTube hits, yeah.

390
00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:49,617
Huh. It's a pretty sweet plan.

391
00:21:49,651 --> 00:21:51,020
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.

392
00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:52,121
There's
just one problem with it.

393
00:21:53,155 --> 00:21:55,024
No one takes pictures
inside this house.

394
00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:56,591
You got it. Good job.

395
00:21:59,661 --> 00:22:01,063
Ta-da!

396
00:22:03,966 --> 00:22:05,401
Delete that photo.

397
00:22:05,434 --> 00:22:06,902
Whoa, butterfingers.
It's broken glass...

398
00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:08,304
Delete the photo
right now, please.

399
00:22:08,337 --> 00:22:10,106
What, are you in witness
protection or something?

400
00:22:10,139 --> 00:22:11,673
No, it's for your own safety.
Just delete the photo.

401
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,109
- Are you threatening me?
- No, listen to me.

402
00:22:13,142 --> 00:22:14,810
It's... it's a warning.
Please delete the photo.

403
00:22:14,844 --> 00:22:16,212
- Warning about what?
- Andrea, delete the photo.

404
00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:18,646
All right, ca... calm down.
And it's Andy.

405
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,849
Here.

406
00:22:23,452 --> 00:22:24,987
Oh, you guys are good.

407
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,155
What?

408
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,290
You guys are fucking good.

409
00:22:28,324 --> 00:22:29,624
What are you talking about?

410
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,361
Right, what am I talking about?

411
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,163
You know, the longer
you guys mess with me,

412
00:22:34,196 --> 00:22:35,397
the longer I'm gonna linger.

413
00:22:35,431 --> 00:22:37,133
Andy, did you delete the photo?

414
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,733
No, I will not delete
this photo until you tell

415
00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:40,768
- me how you're doing it.
- Doing what?

416
00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:42,371
Your friend with the white
contacts skulking

417
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,039
in the background
of the picture?

418
00:22:44,073 --> 00:22:45,740
I mean, I swear to God,
I won't tell anyone,

419
00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:47,343
but I mean, what does he,
just, like, hang around

420
00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:48,911
- and wait for someone to... Hey!
- Okay, listen to me.

421
00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:50,179
Does your phone
back up to the cloud?

422
00:22:50,212 --> 00:22:51,380
If the cloud buys it a drink.

423
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,048
- Does it or not?
- No, it doesn't.

424
00:22:53,082 --> 00:22:55,184
Fine. No.

425
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,220
- That's theft.
- Yeah.

426
00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:00,655
Coming from the person
who won't leave my property.

427
00:23:03,058 --> 00:23:05,361
It's only trespassing
if there's a sign.

428
00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,229
You know, this is exactly
why I don't let the press

429
00:23:07,263 --> 00:23:09,198
into my freaking séances.

430
00:23:09,231 --> 00:23:12,902
- Press, who's press?
- You tell me.

431
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:14,837
Does it actually count
as journalism if you're just,

432
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:17,907
you know, debunking
the occult for YouTube shows?

433
00:23:21,076 --> 00:23:24,380
If you ask my father, he would
say no, that's not journalism.

434
00:23:29,051 --> 00:23:30,119
You know who I am?

435
00:23:30,486 --> 00:23:34,089
Yeah.
I know who you are.

436
00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:39,061
You are Andy don't-call-me
Andrea Myers,

437
00:23:39,094 --> 00:23:41,430
number one paranormal
investigator and Australian

438
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,299
host of <i>Fact,</i>
<i>Fiction, or Folklore.</i>

439
00:23:44,934 --> 00:23:46,802
Do you actually meet
people who don't recognize

440
00:23:46,835 --> 00:23:48,003
you in this industry anymore?

441
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,272
Shockingly, I have.

442
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,876
YouTube-famous isn't
the same as real-world famous.

443
00:23:53,909 --> 00:23:55,743
I'm really sorry that
you have to deal with that.

444
00:23:55,778 --> 00:23:57,046
That sounds very hard.

445
00:23:57,079 --> 00:23:58,380
I can't
imagine what that's like.

446
00:24:00,216 --> 00:24:01,450
You think I'm number one?

447
00:24:03,018 --> 00:24:07,022
I assume that you came
here to... humiliate me

448
00:24:07,056 --> 00:24:08,857
and show the world what
a fraud I am.

449
00:24:08,891 --> 00:24:11,060
No, I came here to scope
things out because you've got

450
00:24:11,093 --> 00:24:14,163
two people
whose opinions I really value,

451
00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:15,998
who are convinced
that you're the real deal.

452
00:24:16,031 --> 00:24:17,399
Huh.

453
00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:18,968
And they insisted
that I check you out.

454
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:21,103
Hmm. Remind me to thank
whoever they are.

455
00:24:21,904 --> 00:24:23,505
When did you spot me?

456
00:24:23,539 --> 00:24:25,407
Soon as you walked
through the Goddamn door.

457
00:24:26,909 --> 00:24:29,278
- What, so you lied then?
- What do you mean?

458
00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:31,880
You just said that you won't
allow press into your séance,

459
00:24:31,914 --> 00:24:33,916
and apparently you clocked
me from the get-go.

460
00:24:33,949 --> 00:24:38,454
- So, why was I allowed to stay?
- I don't know, sadomasochism.

461
00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:42,157
Seriously?

462
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,528
- You wanna know?
- Yeah.

463
00:24:50,499 --> 00:24:52,501
You actually
really want to know?

464
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:55,070
Sliding off my seat
in anticipation.

465
00:24:57,439 --> 00:24:58,540
Russel Beetz.

466
00:24:59,441 --> 00:25:01,043
Who's that?

467
00:25:01,076 --> 00:25:02,544
You YouTubers
don't know anything

468
00:25:02,578 --> 00:25:03,879
outside of your own use.

469
00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:07,549
Russel Beetz, like yourself,
was an occult debunker

470
00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:10,185
who was a writer, and he was
very popular in the '90s

471
00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:11,287
and early aughts.

472
00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:13,555
He fell out of fashion
when people stopped

473
00:25:13,589 --> 00:25:15,024
reading
and started watching more...

474
00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:16,525
- YouTube.
- Yeah.

475
00:25:18,861 --> 00:25:20,562
Video killed
the occult book star.

476
00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:25,834
Russel Beetz was a pretty
well-known skeptic,

477
00:25:25,868 --> 00:25:29,038
and three years ago,
he came to one of my séances.

478
00:25:31,106 --> 00:25:33,108
<i>He didn't give me his real
name, so I didn't even know</i>

479
00:25:33,142 --> 00:25:35,411
<i>he was there,
but something else sure knew.</i>

480
00:25:37,112 --> 00:25:39,315
<i>So, we go into the ritual
like normal,</i>

481
00:25:39,348 --> 00:25:41,483
<i>and halfway through,
we make contact with this</i>

482
00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:42,885
<i>participant's deceased wife.</i>

483
00:25:44,453 --> 00:25:48,090
<i>I don't know why. Maybe it's
just a... a lifetime of busting</i>

484
00:25:48,123 --> 00:25:50,359
<i>charlatans like me
or something, but Beetz</i>

485
00:25:50,392 --> 00:25:53,262
<i>really got pissed off
and started screaming at me.</i>

486
00:25:53,295 --> 00:25:55,898
<i>Pulled up to his feet
and started tearing me</i>

487
00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:58,033
<i>a new one in front
of everybody, saying that,</i>

488
00:25:58,067 --> 00:25:59,968
<i>"There's strings over here,
there's a remote for the bell,</i>

489
00:26:00,002 --> 00:26:01,603
<i>and he's not
talking to your wife.</i>

490
00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:03,472
<i>She's dead and gone
and never coming back."</i>

491
00:26:05,007 --> 00:26:07,943
<i>He got pissed, grabbed
the metronome, and smashed it</i>

492
00:26:07,976 --> 00:26:09,044
<i>on the ground.</i>

493
00:26:10,379 --> 00:26:12,147
Had that thing
since I was a kid.

494
00:26:14,249 --> 00:26:16,518
Couple of years back,
I debunked a guy

495
00:26:16,552 --> 00:26:20,456
on my show and he punched
me square in the face.

496
00:26:20,489 --> 00:26:22,958
Yeah, Stanley Hanson.
I love that episode.

497
00:26:22,991 --> 00:26:24,993
- It's my favorite.
- Rude.

498
00:26:25,594 --> 00:26:28,530
So, what?
Beetz just stormed out?

499
00:26:28,564 --> 00:26:31,266
No. No, hell no,
I kicked his ass out.

500
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,534
Literally.

501
00:26:35,337 --> 00:26:38,207
Remind me to stay away
from your metronome.

502
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,010
Listen, it gets worse.

503
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,014
People, when they come to these
things, they... they bring

504
00:26:46,048 --> 00:26:48,684
something with them. Even
the nonbelievers, something

505
00:26:48,717 --> 00:26:52,388
accompanies them. When we form
the circle, we open a doorway,

506
00:26:52,421 --> 00:26:55,257
and we only let through
the things we want,

507
00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:56,959
but when the circle is broken...

508
00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:59,128
Yeah, okay. I get it.
I broke the circle.

509
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,329
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

510
00:27:01,196 --> 00:27:02,398
So was Russel Beetz.

511
00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:50,145
What'd he see?

512
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,548
I don't know.

513
00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:55,384
I never spoke to him
again after the séance.

514
00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:57,453
Well, then,
how did you hear that story?

515
00:27:58,086 --> 00:28:00,122
Because the police told me.

516
00:28:01,423 --> 00:28:02,991
Right after Russel
killed himself.

517
00:28:03,025 --> 00:28:04,326
Get the fuck out.

518
00:28:36,058 --> 00:28:37,192
Google it.

519
00:28:37,226 --> 00:28:38,293
Your favorite, right?

520
00:28:39,495 --> 00:28:41,363
One week to the minute after
he interrupted that séance,

521
00:28:41,396 --> 00:28:43,232
Russel was dead.

522
00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:44,566
And naturally, because of our
little fight at the table,

523
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,568
the police thought
I was a suspect,

524
00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:48,237
so they came to question me.

525
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,405
But thankfully,
I was out shopping, so there

526
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:52,708
was ample surveillance
footage to act as an alibi.

527
00:28:52,741 --> 00:28:54,476
- Convenient.
- Yeah.

528
00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:56,311
Anyway, after they cleared me,
I started talking to one

529
00:28:56,345 --> 00:28:58,280
of the police officers about
how they found this book

530
00:28:58,313 --> 00:29:00,048
that Russel
had started working on.

531
00:29:00,682 --> 00:29:04,119
Recanting all of his former
work. And apparently,

532
00:29:04,152 --> 00:29:07,523
the first chapter in that book
was the story I just told you.

533
00:29:08,323 --> 00:29:10,827
Well, sure, but he could have
made all of that up.

534
00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:12,461
Yeah, he could have.

535
00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:15,030
That wouldn't really
explain why he killed himself.

536
00:29:15,531 --> 00:29:17,399
Also wouldn't explain
the photo.

537
00:29:18,567 --> 00:29:19,735
What photo?

538
00:29:20,970 --> 00:29:23,539
After they searched his house,
they looked at his computer

539
00:29:23,572 --> 00:29:25,440
and they found an email
from the night of the séance

540
00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:28,076
and there was a photo
of Russel sitting at his desk,

541
00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:31,146
and behind him, there was
a dark figure with white eyes.

542
00:29:33,282 --> 00:29:35,117
- No shit.
- Yeah.

543
00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,418
Can I see it?

544
00:29:37,553 --> 00:29:39,288
I don't have the photo.

545
00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:40,823
What do you mean
you don't have the photo?

546
00:29:40,857 --> 00:29:42,457
I mean, it was police evidence.

547
00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:44,092
I'm just telling
you what the cop told me.

548
00:29:45,427 --> 00:29:47,129
Of course
you don't have the photo.

549
00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:50,132
I mean, that photo
would be indisputable proof

550
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:52,234
- of life after death.
- Are you serious?

551
00:29:52,267 --> 00:29:54,136
Come on, nothing
is indisputable to you

552
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:55,838
skeptic vultures.

553
00:29:55,872 --> 00:29:58,106
I'm gonna take
that as a compliment.

554
00:29:58,607 --> 00:30:00,642
I'm just saying, you know,
shows like yours would be

555
00:30:00,676 --> 00:30:02,477
the first to try to
refute it and say something

556
00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:05,314
like the picture was obviously
photoshopped or the cops

557
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,282
were in on the prank.
You'd say whatever you have to.

558
00:30:07,316 --> 00:30:09,751
Yeah, well, you really can
Photoshop anything these days.

559
00:30:09,786 --> 00:30:11,219
Okay.

560
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,058
Wait a minute.

561
00:30:16,325 --> 00:30:19,361
That story was all
to explain why you don't

562
00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:21,129
allow press into your séances?

563
00:30:21,597 --> 00:30:24,801
- Yeah.
- Well, not to harp on about it,

564
00:30:24,834 --> 00:30:26,836
but you allowed me
to stay tonight.

565
00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:30,372
Yeah, I did.

566
00:30:32,674 --> 00:30:35,310
Were you hoping
that I would piss off a ghost

567
00:30:35,344 --> 00:30:37,446
and then it would follow
me home and one week later,

568
00:30:37,479 --> 00:30:39,681
I would seppuku myself,
<i>Ringu</i> style?

569
00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:42,484
I guess I was just hoping
I could convince you.

570
00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:45,220
But you know,
now that you mentioned it,

571
00:30:45,253 --> 00:30:47,189
spiritualists really
do hate your show.

572
00:30:49,491 --> 00:30:51,326
Apparently so do the spirits.

573
00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:59,434
<i>Pick up the...</i>

574
00:30:59,468 --> 00:31:02,805
<i>Pick up the knife. Pick up
the knife. Pick up the knife.</i>

575
00:31:03,873 --> 00:31:05,173
Shit.

576
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:25,560
Okay,
that wasn't fucking funny.

577
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:27,629
- What?
- That door could have hit me.

578
00:31:27,663 --> 00:31:29,331
No, it couldn't have.

579
00:31:29,364 --> 00:31:30,800
What do you mean couldn't have?

580
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,802
I don't have
that kinda luck.

581
00:31:32,835 --> 00:31:35,303
You know, I don't mind being
mocked in some bullshit séance.

582
00:31:35,337 --> 00:31:36,405
But the moment it gets
physical,

583
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:38,306
that is crossing the line.

584
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:39,909
Yeah, well, you know,
if you really don't feel safe

585
00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:41,710
in my house,
you do have the right to leave

586
00:31:41,743 --> 00:31:42,812
anytime you want.

587
00:31:43,913 --> 00:31:45,347
Hey!

588
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:46,949
Just verifying
that it's broken.

589
00:31:46,983 --> 00:31:48,951
Yeah, and if I was
the liar you think I am,

590
00:31:48,985 --> 00:31:50,385
you could have
taken my hand off.

591
00:31:50,419 --> 00:31:52,187
I don't have that kind of luck.

592
00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:57,225
You know,
you are extremely annoying.

593
00:31:57,259 --> 00:31:58,928
Oh, quit flirting with me.

594
00:31:59,761 --> 00:32:01,563
I'm not flirting with you.

595
00:32:02,264 --> 00:32:04,332
You skeptics,
you drive me freaking crazy.

596
00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:09,471
Well, comes
with the territory, chief.

597
00:32:10,305 --> 00:32:11,740
Yeah. Well, you know,
I never really wanted

598
00:32:11,773 --> 00:32:13,775
to be in this territory, pal.

599
00:32:15,011 --> 00:32:17,379
- But you did.
- No, I didn't.

600
00:32:18,881 --> 00:32:19,982
Yeah, you did.

601
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:23,820
The moment that you started
accepting money for duping

602
00:32:23,853 --> 00:32:26,755
people in mourning and became
a professional spiritualist,

603
00:32:26,789 --> 00:32:29,658
you entered
the realm of the skeptic.

604
00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:32,294
Yeah, but I never
really wanted to be

605
00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:33,762
a professional
spiritualist, so...

606
00:32:33,796 --> 00:32:36,364
- Occultist.
- That neither.

607
00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:39,367
So, what did you want to be?

608
00:32:39,902 --> 00:32:41,403
A botanist.

609
00:32:41,436 --> 00:32:43,371
You wanted
to become a botanist?

610
00:32:43,405 --> 00:32:45,340
Yeah, I was a botanist.

611
00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:48,376
I got a degree at Berkeley,
and then I worked at UC Davis,

612
00:32:48,410 --> 00:32:50,679
and then I got a job at
UC Riverside, and then I moved

613
00:32:50,712 --> 00:32:52,414
back to Pennsylvania, and got
a job at Carnegie Mellon.

614
00:32:54,483 --> 00:32:57,352
So, you... you were really
a botanist?

615
00:32:57,385 --> 00:33:00,355
Yes. What is... Is that, like,
hard to imagine?

616
00:33:02,992 --> 00:33:04,259
Prove it.

617
00:33:06,394 --> 00:33:07,462
W... What?

618
00:33:13,468 --> 00:33:14,971
Okay. Okay.

619
00:33:15,004 --> 00:33:16,072
Come on.

620
00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:20,609
Mm-hmm.

621
00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:35,423
Boom. Botanist.

622
00:33:37,827 --> 00:33:39,528
Huh.

623
00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:40,662
Whoa.

624
00:33:42,497 --> 00:33:43,833
Got any weed in here?

625
00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:45,802
No.

626
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,307
Yeah, okay.

627
00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:57,780
But you could just be
a nerd who likes plants?

628
00:33:57,814 --> 00:34:00,883
Yeah, it's kinda
the definition of a botanist.

629
00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:02,018
So, yeah.

630
00:34:03,451 --> 00:34:05,720
- Say something smart.
- Like what?

631
00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:07,689
Like something only
a botanist would know.

632
00:34:07,722 --> 00:34:08,958
What would that prove?

633
00:34:08,991 --> 00:34:11,726
- Just do it.
- Okay.

634
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,697
Um, plants utilize an enzyme
called rubisco to fix carbon

635
00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:17,399
dioxide from the air,
which is pretty much

636
00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:19,467
- responsible for the...
- You are a botanist.

637
00:34:21,804 --> 00:34:23,005
I... yeah.

638
00:34:23,738 --> 00:34:24,807
Yeah.

639
00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:26,675
I hope you approach
your occult debugging

640
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:28,577
with a little bit
more rigor than that.

641
00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:30,445
You're a scientist.

642
00:34:30,478 --> 00:34:31,546
Was.

643
00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:35,383
Okay, I'm going to need
to hear the whole story.

644
00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:36,919
Yeah, I don't think so.

645
00:34:36,953 --> 00:34:38,988
You know, you're my
occupational nemesis,

646
00:34:39,021 --> 00:34:40,755
so why would I share that
personal information with you?

647
00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:42,024
If you tell me, I'll leave.

648
00:34:42,724 --> 00:34:44,593
If I call the cops,
you'll leave.

649
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:48,697
That's true. But then
there's paperwork. So, come on.

650
00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:51,499
Regale me with the tale
of how one goes from being

651
00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:53,169
in the field of science
to one of science fiction,

652
00:34:53,202 --> 00:34:54,736
and I'll bugger off.

653
00:34:54,769 --> 00:34:57,539
Look, séances
are not science fiction.

654
00:34:57,572 --> 00:34:59,407
- Okay?
- No, they're séance fiction.

655
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:02,510
Okay, that was good.

656
00:35:02,544 --> 00:35:04,646
So, you get one story and then
you have to leave, okay?

657
00:35:05,815 --> 00:35:08,516
Deal.
Can I have a glass of that?

658
00:35:13,755 --> 00:35:15,091
- Sure.
- Thank you.

659
00:35:35,644 --> 00:35:36,711
Okay.

660
00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:39,748
So, up until 2012,
I was living the super boring

661
00:35:39,782 --> 00:35:42,584
botanist life and pretty
much loving every minute of it.

662
00:35:42,617 --> 00:35:44,120
What happened in 2012?

663
00:35:44,153 --> 00:35:46,088
<i>It's when I moved
into this house.</i>

664
00:35:48,157 --> 00:35:50,558
<i>And pretty much right away,
I started to feel</i>

665
00:35:50,592 --> 00:35:52,194
<i>things were a bit askew.</i>

666
00:35:52,228 --> 00:35:54,964
- <i>Were you scared?</i>
- <i>No.</i>

667
00:35:54,997 --> 00:35:56,933
<i>I mean, it's an old house,
you know,</i>

668
00:35:56,966 --> 00:35:58,801
<i>wood expands and contracts,
wind blows</i>

669
00:35:58,834 --> 00:36:00,735
<i>in strange ways. Kinda...
It's par for the course.</i>

670
00:36:08,778 --> 00:36:10,679
<i>Plus, I</i> was <i>an atheist,</i>
<i>so I wasn't really</i>

671
00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:11,781
<i>thinking about ghosts,
but then...</i>

672
00:36:11,814 --> 00:36:13,648
<i>Okay, yeah, no.</i>

673
00:36:13,682 --> 00:36:16,786
- Now I know this is horseshit.
- What do you mean?

674
00:36:16,819 --> 00:36:19,255
You can't honestly expect me
to believe that this

675
00:36:19,288 --> 00:36:22,191
is a haunted house and
you're this atheist

676
00:36:22,224 --> 00:36:24,026
turned spiritualist character,
come on.

677
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:26,228
Yeah, I feel like I've made
it abundantly clear

678
00:36:26,262 --> 00:36:28,264
that I really don't care what
you think because this house

679
00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:30,032
is haunted and you can't
believe...

680
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,201
What the fuck?

681
00:36:32,234 --> 00:36:35,938
Don't worry.
That was not ghosts.

682
00:36:35,972 --> 00:36:38,074
It's just a wonky floorboard.

683
00:36:38,107 --> 00:36:42,078
- Yeah, none of it's ghosts.
- Well, some of it's ghosts.

684
00:36:49,051 --> 00:36:51,287
Sorry, are my
scary stories getting to you?

685
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,822
No.

686
00:36:53,322 --> 00:36:54,890
You fucking rigged that.

687
00:36:54,924 --> 00:36:57,093
No, the universe just loves me.

688
00:36:57,126 --> 00:36:59,195
Uh, where was I? Um...

689
00:36:59,228 --> 00:37:01,197
- Your house sucks?
- Yes, yes, it does.

690
00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:04,033
So, my buddy Sean
was over watching TV

691
00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:06,035
with me when
I first moved in and...

692
00:37:06,068 --> 00:37:08,536
<i>Welcome,
welcome, welcome. Well, ladies</i>

693
00:37:08,570 --> 00:37:11,573
<i>and gents, this is the one we
have been waiting for...</i>

694
00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:15,011
You embarrass me, man.

695
00:37:26,889 --> 00:37:28,257
<i>... go head to
head. They've been at each</i>

696
00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:30,960
<i>other all year, there's been
a bit of trash talk between</i>

697
00:37:30,993 --> 00:37:32,862
<i>them also, some of the big
players...</i>

698
00:37:35,697 --> 00:37:37,800
- Is that you?
- No, you?

699
00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:39,268
No.

700
00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:45,875
<i>But now,
the time for talking is done.</i>

701
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:48,344
<i>It is time for them
to come out on the pitch.</i>

702
00:37:48,377 --> 00:37:52,281
<i>We're gonna see who
is the best team today.</i>

703
00:37:53,949 --> 00:37:55,151
What the fuck?!

704
00:38:02,324 --> 00:38:05,327
So, the ghost used
that same low piano note?

705
00:38:05,361 --> 00:38:08,330
- Yeah.
- Just like Eric?

706
00:38:09,031 --> 00:38:10,199
Yeah.

707
00:38:10,232 --> 00:38:11,766
So, even if all this were true,

708
00:38:11,801 --> 00:38:13,035
- which it's not...
- Which it is.

709
00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:17,605
...how do you know that Eric
was the one playing the piano

710
00:38:17,639 --> 00:38:21,077
tonight and not whatever
is haunting this house?

711
00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:22,945
Well, okay.
I guess I don't know for sure.

712
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,014
So, even if it were all true,

713
00:38:25,047 --> 00:38:26,248
- which it's not...
- Which it is.

714
00:38:27,817 --> 00:38:30,319
...you, sir,
could still be a fraud,

715
00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:33,189
because you have no
way of knowing whether

716
00:38:33,222 --> 00:38:34,990
entities
are who they say they are.

717
00:38:36,392 --> 00:38:38,060
Okay.
Yeah, that's a fair point.

718
00:38:38,094 --> 00:38:39,795
Would it make you feel
better if I add that

719
00:38:39,829 --> 00:38:41,696
to the whole pre-séance
disclaimer portion?

720
00:38:41,729 --> 00:38:43,765
- No.
- Okay.

721
00:38:44,732 --> 00:38:46,202
Continue.

722
00:38:46,235 --> 00:38:49,038
So, this all happened
about a week before

723
00:38:49,071 --> 00:38:50,873
Halloween and my buddy
Sean thought it'd be

724
00:38:50,906 --> 00:38:52,808
a fun idea
to hold a séance and...

725
00:38:52,842 --> 00:38:54,210
Are we ready to begin?

726
00:38:57,712 --> 00:39:01,016
Are there
any spirits present tonight?

727
00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:11,026
Were you the one messing
with the TV earli...

728
00:39:12,161 --> 00:39:13,195
Don't break the circle.

729
00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:16,899
The website said not
to break the circle.

730
00:39:16,932 --> 00:39:19,767
Can you please tell me that one
of you rigged the table?

731
00:39:23,705 --> 00:39:27,309
Uh, okay.
What is it you want?

732
00:39:28,344 --> 00:39:31,180
I... I think it has to be
a yes or no question.

733
00:39:31,947 --> 00:39:33,315
Okay.

734
00:39:38,454 --> 00:39:40,222
Is that a yes?

735
00:39:42,258 --> 00:39:45,828
And a no?

736
00:39:47,163 --> 00:39:49,265
What the fuck? Please
tell me that you are knocking.

737
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,136
I read about these
two sisters that fake

738
00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:56,872
séances by
knocking with their toes.

739
00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:01,776
Are you knocking
with your toes?

740
00:40:01,810 --> 00:40:04,780
- Okay, very cute.
- I did... did you knock?

741
00:40:04,813 --> 00:40:05,848
Negative.

742
00:40:08,517 --> 00:40:09,618
All right,
everyone scoot your chairs in.

743
00:40:09,652 --> 00:40:11,787
- Don't break the circle.
- Without breaking the circle,

744
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:13,489
move you're chairs in,
spread your legs...

745
00:40:13,522 --> 00:40:15,224
Said your mom.

746
00:40:15,257 --> 00:40:17,026
...and touch the feet
of the person next to you.

747
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,328
Okay.

748
00:40:20,529 --> 00:40:22,364
So, whoever's foot
is on top, press down. Ow!

749
00:40:22,398 --> 00:40:23,731
Oh, it wasn't that hard.

750
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:27,169
Okay.
So, we're all feeling secure?

751
00:40:27,769 --> 00:40:28,837
Eh.

752
00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:32,274
- Spirit.
- Spirit?

753
00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:34,009
What?

754
00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:37,112
Isn't that a little impersonal?

755
00:40:37,146 --> 00:40:39,481
Oh, I'm sorry, do they
have preferred pronouns?

756
00:40:41,784 --> 00:40:42,918
Spirit.

757
00:40:45,154 --> 00:40:47,856
Did you used
to live in this house?

758
00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:53,295
Did you die in this house?

759
00:40:55,331 --> 00:40:57,399
Are you the lease
holder of this house?

760
00:41:02,071 --> 00:41:03,738
I think it likes Nate.

761
00:41:04,106 --> 00:41:05,307
Yeah, it does.

762
00:41:17,152 --> 00:41:21,523
Spirit... did you used
to live in this house?

763
00:41:30,466 --> 00:41:32,167
Did anyone's foot move?

764
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:41,176
Did you die in this house?

765
00:41:46,115 --> 00:41:47,516
Is that something different?

766
00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:51,353
Maybe someone different?

767
00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:01,363
Are there more than
one of you present?

768
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:06,368
More than two of you?

769
00:42:08,137 --> 00:42:09,605
Nate.

770
00:42:12,308 --> 00:42:14,543
Are there
more than three of you?

771
00:42:19,315 --> 00:42:20,883
Are there more than ten of you?

772
00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,251
Okay, Nate, please stop.

773
00:42:22,284 --> 00:42:24,086
- Don't break the circle.
- Fuck the circle.

774
00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:27,323
More than 20?

775
00:42:27,356 --> 00:42:28,957
I don't want
to do this anymore.

776
00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,360
More than 30?

777
00:42:31,393 --> 00:42:32,928
Whoa, Nate, dude,
let's give this a rest.

778
00:42:32,961 --> 00:42:34,330
- Are there more than 40 of you?
- Nate!

779
00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:36,031
Seriously.

780
00:42:42,204 --> 00:42:45,107
- So, what did she do?
- Oh, she broke up with me.

781
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:46,875
- <i>That's harsh.</i>
- <i>Yeah. I mean,</i>

782
00:42:46,909 --> 00:42:48,444
<i>I can't really say
I blame her, though.</i>

783
00:42:48,477 --> 00:42:50,412
- Why not?
- Because she asked me to stop

784
00:42:50,446 --> 00:42:52,548
and I felt like I needed to
figure out what was going on.

785
00:42:52,581 --> 00:42:54,650
I, uh, live here,
so I kind of need to know.

786
00:42:54,683 --> 00:42:56,919
<i>I had another séance
and that's when I realized</i>

787
00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:59,121
<i>why the pendulum had
pointed to Meredith.</i>

788
00:42:59,154 --> 00:43:00,956
<i>Why did it point at her?</i>

789
00:43:02,191 --> 00:43:04,626
Because someone in her family
was trying to make contact.

790
00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:06,662
So, I delivered the message.

791
00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:18,407
- Mm. She shot the messenger.
- Yeah.

792
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,010
And if that is true,
that is super messed up.

793
00:43:22,044 --> 00:43:24,580
I guess it's a good thing
that it's not true then, huh?

794
00:43:24,613 --> 00:43:26,315
Hmm. Just saying.

795
00:43:26,348 --> 00:43:29,351
- So, I hate to be a pest.
- Oh, do you?

796
00:43:29,385 --> 00:43:31,286
But that still doesn't

797
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,688
explain why you're
not a botanist.

798
00:43:32,721 --> 00:43:34,022
Oh, I was fired.

799
00:43:34,723 --> 00:43:37,226
- Inappropriate plant touching?
- No.

800
00:43:37,259 --> 00:43:39,094
Well, yeah, but they
didn't know about that.

801
00:43:39,128 --> 00:43:40,963
No, my friend Sean told people

802
00:43:40,996 --> 00:43:42,631
about the séance and then
word traveled pretty fast.

803
00:43:42,664 --> 00:43:44,500
Next thing you know,
a bunch of people are coming

804
00:43:44,533 --> 00:43:46,535
up to me, asking me to
talk to their dead loved ones,

805
00:43:46,568 --> 00:43:48,937
and once they started
coming to my place of work,

806
00:43:48,971 --> 00:43:51,373
my boss didn't like
that very much, so he fired me.

807
00:43:51,407 --> 00:43:53,409
Mm. Occupational hazard.

808
00:43:53,442 --> 00:43:55,944
Yeah. Obviously, I needed to
find some other source

809
00:43:55,978 --> 00:43:58,414
of income, so that's when I
opened the doors to Hell House

810
00:43:58,447 --> 00:44:00,649
to the public
and started charging.

811
00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:02,951
And you never
thought about leaving?

812
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,687
I sunk all my money into
this place when I moved here,

813
00:44:05,721 --> 00:44:07,723
and it is kind of hard
to sell a house that people

814
00:44:07,756 --> 00:44:09,024
know is haunted, so...

815
00:44:09,992 --> 00:44:12,494
But I did eventually
fall in love with it.

816
00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:15,297
Yeah, okay, but if you sunk
all your money into this

817
00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:16,999
- place...
- Mm-hmm.

818
00:44:17,032 --> 00:44:18,600
...and you have no
other source of income,

819
00:44:19,368 --> 00:44:21,303
then why wouldn't
you want free advertising?

820
00:44:21,336 --> 00:44:23,672
Oh. Nice. Good segue.

821
00:44:26,008 --> 00:44:27,075
No, but really.

822
00:44:28,744 --> 00:44:31,413
Nate, I get it, okay.

823
00:44:31,447 --> 00:44:33,682
You don't want to
admit that it's a show.

824
00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:36,485
I understand.
I was part of the club, too,

825
00:44:36,518 --> 00:44:38,487
- Magician's Code and all that.
- Hmm.

826
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,989
But with the show that you've
created here and my platform

827
00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:42,691
from which to advertise,
I mean, you could kick off

828
00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:45,060
a whole new renaissance
of classic parlour shows.

829
00:44:45,093 --> 00:44:46,728
I just... I don't really
understand your angle

830
00:44:46,762 --> 00:44:48,630
'cause earlier you were
super worried about

831
00:44:48,664 --> 00:44:50,532
duping the emotionally
vulnerable and now

832
00:44:50,566 --> 00:44:52,634
you're trying to help
me drum up business, so...

833
00:44:52,668 --> 00:44:56,738
Duping, no. We'd... we'd
tell them that it's not real.

834
00:44:56,772 --> 00:44:58,407
They'd know that it was a show.

835
00:44:59,341 --> 00:45:01,443
Nate, look,
I'm talking human-to-human.

836
00:45:01,477 --> 00:45:02,779
You've got
to make a living, right?

837
00:45:02,812 --> 00:45:05,047
So, why not do it honestly?

838
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,715
I mean, we'll both have
fun and...

839
00:45:09,318 --> 00:45:11,019
What is that light?

840
00:45:11,053 --> 00:45:12,454
Is that another room?

841
00:45:13,255 --> 00:45:15,090
Oh, come on.

842
00:45:15,123 --> 00:45:17,659
- Does this open like a door?
- Here, watch out.

843
00:45:23,499 --> 00:45:25,234
Is this your bedroom?

844
00:45:25,267 --> 00:45:27,302
Yes. I'll thank you not
to go snooping around.

845
00:45:27,336 --> 00:45:29,671
This is a stupid spot
for a master bedroom, it's

846
00:45:29,705 --> 00:45:31,540
- right near the front door.
- No offense taken.

847
00:45:31,573 --> 00:45:33,408
Why wouldn't you just
shack up on the second floor?

848
00:45:33,442 --> 00:45:35,177
Oh, I don't suppose the fact
that it's haunted would

849
00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:36,445
be a sufficient answer for you?

850
00:45:36,478 --> 00:45:37,780
No, it wouldn't.

851
00:45:37,814 --> 00:45:39,481
Although I guess
you do probably have

852
00:45:39,515 --> 00:45:42,718
your little muppets
living up... puppets.

853
00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:44,119
Mm...

854
00:45:53,629 --> 00:45:55,497
Andy. What...
what are you doing?

855
00:45:55,531 --> 00:45:56,799
Hey, stop!

856
00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:58,500
It's a marionette show,
isn't it?

857
00:45:58,534 --> 00:46:00,235
You have drilled holes
in your second floor

858
00:46:00,269 --> 00:46:02,671
and that is how
you manipulate your séances.

859
00:46:02,704 --> 00:46:04,439
That is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.

860
00:46:04,473 --> 00:46:06,375
- No, please come down.
- Oh, I can top that.

861
00:46:06,408 --> 00:46:08,410
No, please, come down now!

862
00:46:08,443 --> 00:46:12,548
Ooh, you really don't want me
to see what's upstairs, do you?

863
00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:15,317
What is it?
Magician's assistant?

864
00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:19,288
Oh, I know,
it's probably your buddy, Sean.

865
00:46:26,762 --> 00:46:28,530
Okay. I'll play.

866
00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:57,159
It's okay.
Look, this happens sometimes.

867
00:47:00,897 --> 00:47:03,532
- Where are they?
- Where's who?

868
00:47:03,565 --> 00:47:05,667
Come on, Andy, what's it gonna
take to make you believe?

869
00:47:05,701 --> 00:47:07,536
Oh, come on,
Nate, what, spirits?

870
00:47:07,569 --> 00:47:09,271
Spirits did this?

871
00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:12,307
Okay. As a man of science,
explain to me

872
00:47:12,341 --> 00:47:15,377
how a non-physical entity
is lighting all these

873
00:47:15,410 --> 00:47:18,246
candles and building
pyramids out of chairs.

874
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,817
Best answer I can give
you is quantum mechanics.

875
00:47:20,850 --> 00:47:23,418
It's well established that
at the subatomic level,

876
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,188
particles cease to obey
classical physics

877
00:47:26,221 --> 00:47:27,623
and they even behave
differently depending

878
00:47:27,656 --> 00:47:29,591
on whether or not they're
observed, so...

879
00:47:29,625 --> 00:47:31,760
W... I'm sorry, particles know
when they're being observed?

880
00:47:31,794 --> 00:47:32,929
Yes.

881
00:47:32,962 --> 00:47:34,262
Okay, well, don't just say yes

882
00:47:34,296 --> 00:47:35,898
like it's common knowledge.

883
00:47:35,932 --> 00:47:37,900
Well, double-slit experiment,
you can look it up.

884
00:47:37,934 --> 00:47:41,303
It's pretty cool. But the point
is, is what it shows is that

885
00:47:41,336 --> 00:47:44,306
all matter behaves both
as a particle and a wave.

886
00:47:44,974 --> 00:47:47,509
So, at that point, you kind
of have to acknowledge...

887
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:48,610
Okay, sorry.

888
00:47:49,645 --> 00:47:51,480
You said all matter
behaves as both a particle

889
00:47:51,513 --> 00:47:53,916
and a wave, so I'm...
Give me a second.

890
00:47:53,950 --> 00:47:56,318
So, w... Okay, what exactly is
it that you're trying to say?

891
00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:59,554
Basically,
I believe that ghosts

892
00:47:59,588 --> 00:48:02,357
are the waveform
versions of people.

893
00:48:04,726 --> 00:48:06,829
Ghosts are wave people!

894
00:48:07,429 --> 00:48:09,932
That's your big theory,
ghosts are wave people?

895
00:48:09,966 --> 00:48:11,667
It's the really
simplified version, yeah.

896
00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:13,301
I mean,
I have a much more complex

897
00:48:13,335 --> 00:48:14,937
explanation involving
electromagnetism

898
00:48:14,971 --> 00:48:16,839
and conservation of energy
that describes how they

899
00:48:16,873 --> 00:48:19,374
actually move objects and
conjure things out of thin air.

900
00:48:19,408 --> 00:48:21,510
But for your sake,
I'll keep it simple.

901
00:48:21,543 --> 00:48:23,679
Okay.
Offense taken.

902
00:48:23,712 --> 00:48:25,882
But if all this is true,

903
00:48:25,915 --> 00:48:29,518
then it should be repeatable in
an experimental setting, right?

904
00:48:29,551 --> 00:48:31,486
I can get ghosts
to do this kind of stuff any

905
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,855
night of the week, Andy.

906
00:48:32,889 --> 00:48:37,659
Ah, right there.
Any night of the week.

907
00:48:37,693 --> 00:48:39,628
Why do ghosts only
come out at night?

908
00:48:39,661 --> 00:48:41,496
I can get them to do
it during the day, too,

909
00:48:41,530 --> 00:48:42,965
but that doesn't matter,
does it?

910
00:48:42,999 --> 00:48:44,332
Because you're not
interested in anything

911
00:48:44,366 --> 00:48:45,968
besides disproving something.

912
00:48:46,002 --> 00:48:48,470
That's not true. I'm
interested, it's just that...

913
00:48:49,571 --> 00:48:52,975
I know a good trick when I see
it and... and this was

914
00:48:53,009 --> 00:48:54,944
one of the best tricks
that I've ever seen.

915
00:48:54,977 --> 00:48:56,846
And how is it that you know
so much about tricks?

916
00:48:56,879 --> 00:48:58,380
Huh?

917
00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,949
I mean,
you mentioned being in some

918
00:48:59,982 --> 00:49:02,451
kind of club and you mentioned
Magician's Code earlier.

919
00:49:03,585 --> 00:49:05,988
- Would you look at the time?
- So, are you a magician?

920
00:49:06,022 --> 00:49:08,390
I didn't think that we really
need to go into-

921
00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:09,758
Nope, come on,
you just put me through

922
00:49:09,792 --> 00:49:11,760
like an hour-long
cavity search,

923
00:49:11,794 --> 00:49:13,628
the least you can do is just
answer some personal questions.

924
00:49:13,662 --> 00:49:14,964
Are you?

925
00:49:16,966 --> 00:49:18,233
Okay.

926
00:49:20,002 --> 00:49:24,439
It is possible that I was
Magician of the Year at age 12.

927
00:49:24,473 --> 00:49:26,843
- What? In your hometown?
- No, in the country.

928
00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:28,410
Australia?

929
00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:30,545
No. We were
in the States by then.

930
00:49:30,579 --> 00:49:32,647
What is that, like 80, 90
magicians?

931
00:49:32,681 --> 00:49:36,551
- 7,358.
- All 12-year-olds?

932
00:49:36,585 --> 00:49:39,321
No, I was best
of all the magicians.

933
00:49:39,354 --> 00:49:40,857
Come on, Andy.

934
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:44,693
At 12 years old, you were
the best magician in the world?

935
00:49:44,726 --> 00:49:45,795
Country.

936
00:49:46,796 --> 00:49:47,997
Google it.

937
00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:49,431
Okay.

938
00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:55,637
Type
"The Mysterious Ms. Myers."

939
00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:01,576
Oh, no way, this is
am... That's you? Look at that!

940
00:50:01,610 --> 00:50:03,445
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, this is amazing.

941
00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:04,881
This totally makes up for
the whole cavity search thing.

942
00:50:04,914 --> 00:50:06,581
Does it?

943
00:50:06,615 --> 00:50:07,850
Is that you shaking
hands with Magic Johnson?

944
00:50:07,884 --> 00:50:09,518
- Mm-hmm.
- Geez.

945
00:50:09,986 --> 00:50:11,854
Okay. Okay, so I don't get it.

946
00:50:11,888 --> 00:50:13,488
If you were so successful,
why aren't you doing

947
00:50:13,522 --> 00:50:14,723
a show in Vegas or something?

948
00:50:15,690 --> 00:50:16,725
I quit.

949
00:50:17,827 --> 00:50:20,595
I don't know, I was a teenager
and magic was like,

950
00:50:20,629 --> 00:50:25,001
so lame and... I don't know,
I... I guess I... I kind

951
00:50:25,034 --> 00:50:27,435
of gave up my
passion for popularity.

952
00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:30,372
- I just got it.
- What?

953
00:50:30,405 --> 00:50:32,340
The Magic Johnson giving
you a magic award thing,

954
00:50:32,374 --> 00:50:34,709
that's... that's pretty clever.
Wait, so I don't understand,

955
00:50:34,743 --> 00:50:36,711
that doesn't explain
how you got into debunking.

956
00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:38,848
My mom died.

957
00:50:40,850 --> 00:50:42,717
I'm... I'm sorry...

958
00:50:42,751 --> 00:50:44,787
It's... it's fine. I... I was 20.
I was away at college

959
00:50:44,821 --> 00:50:46,655
and she slipped on some ice.

960
00:50:47,722 --> 00:50:50,960
Yeah, I was pretty
messed up for a while and went

961
00:50:50,993 --> 00:50:53,796
to see bunch of therapists,
but when I didn't get what

962
00:50:53,830 --> 00:50:58,466
I needed there,
I... I went to a...

963
00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,969
Okay, I went into a psychic.

964
00:51:00,803 --> 00:51:04,639
Okay.
All... all makes sense now.

965
00:51:04,673 --> 00:51:07,709
We did a séance
and I could see all the 101

966
00:51:07,742 --> 00:51:10,645
magician bullshit that she was
pulling and it made me super

967
00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:12,447
mad and here I am.

968
00:51:13,615 --> 00:51:17,485
So, one fake convinced you to
just establish your entire

969
00:51:17,519 --> 00:51:19,956
life around proving
that all mediums are fake?

970
00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:22,724
My entire life?
What do you mean?

971
00:51:22,757 --> 00:51:24,994
Exactly
what do you think YouTube

972
00:51:25,027 --> 00:51:26,929
spiritualists debunkers make?

973
00:51:26,963 --> 00:51:28,597
- Oh...
- I'm a financial planner.

974
00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:30,900
I just do this shit
on the side for fun.

975
00:51:30,933 --> 00:51:32,467
For fun.

976
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,103
Okay.

977
00:51:34,136 --> 00:51:35,872
In that case, I feel
extra guilty that you weren't

978
00:51:35,905 --> 00:51:37,772
able to figure out how
I was tricking you.

979
00:51:39,507 --> 00:51:41,376
- Marionettes.
- Mm-mm.

980
00:51:44,679 --> 00:51:46,414
Okay. Well,

981
00:51:47,016 --> 00:51:50,086
seeing as we know each
other a little better now...

982
00:51:50,119 --> 00:51:51,921
let me film a séance...

983
00:51:51,954 --> 00:51:53,722
I'm not going to let you film
one of your séances, no.

984
00:51:55,657 --> 00:51:57,059
I'm not going
to give up, you know.

985
00:51:57,093 --> 00:51:58,961
Yeah, I can see that.

986
00:52:00,830 --> 00:52:04,466
In that case,
nature nerd, walk a girl out.

987
00:52:10,172 --> 00:52:11,974
- Sure you're good to drive?
- Yeah.

988
00:52:12,008 --> 00:52:14,576
I actually only live, like,
ten minutes away, so...

989
00:52:14,609 --> 00:52:15,744
- Wow.
- Oh, my God, we should, like,

990
00:52:15,777 --> 00:52:17,179
totally hang out sometime.

991
00:52:17,213 --> 00:52:19,514
We should
totally, like, not do that.

992
00:52:19,547 --> 00:52:21,516
My charm will win
you over, Nate Greene.

993
00:52:21,549 --> 00:52:23,718
Mm. Mysterious Ms. Myers.

994
00:52:23,752 --> 00:52:26,554
- Eat shit, plant-fucker.
- Ooh.

995
00:52:27,023 --> 00:52:29,125
You know, that would actually
be really good for plants,

996
00:52:29,158 --> 00:52:30,558
if they were to eat shit.

997
00:52:30,592 --> 00:52:31,660
Shut up.

998
00:52:34,130 --> 00:52:36,464
Since feces
is literal plant food.

999
00:52:36,498 --> 00:52:38,466
That's why they
use it as fertilizer.

1000
00:53:10,132 --> 00:53:12,667
I'm going to turn around
and if I see something,

1001
00:53:12,701 --> 00:53:15,204
I'm going to be very upset and
I will cancel tomorrow séance.

1002
00:53:15,237 --> 00:53:19,241
Turning around in three, two...

1003
00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:28,217
Thank you.

1004
00:53:31,988 --> 00:53:33,722
- Hey.
- Jesus, Myers.

1005
00:53:33,755 --> 00:53:35,224
- What are you-
- You know, there was a second...

1006
00:53:35,257 --> 00:53:37,625
a second where I thought
that you might not

1007
00:53:37,659 --> 00:53:40,262
be some slimy piece
of shit con artist.

1008
00:53:40,296 --> 00:53:41,897
- Whoa. Whoa.
- When did you do this?

1009
00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:44,632
- What?
- Where did you and your friends

1010
00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:46,668
- even get my number?
- I don't have any partners.

1011
00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:48,204
I don't know what
you're talking...

1012
00:53:48,237 --> 00:53:50,739
I am not being cute anymore.
Where are they?

1013
00:53:54,743 --> 00:53:57,813
- Wait.
- Hey, fuck sticks, I know

1014
00:53:57,847 --> 00:53:59,581
- there's someone else here.
- Andy!

1015
00:53:59,614 --> 00:54:01,649
Come out now and I'll only kick
his ass for real.

1016
00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:03,285
Andy, do not go up there,
please.

1017
00:54:03,319 --> 00:54:04,586
Fuck you.

1018
00:54:32,148 --> 00:54:33,215
Andy.

1019
00:54:34,984 --> 00:54:36,218
Andy.

1020
00:54:40,856 --> 00:54:42,258
Andy, come down.

1021
00:54:43,259 --> 00:54:45,127
Come down.

1022
00:54:49,799 --> 00:54:51,200
<i>Andrea.</i>

1023
00:55:05,713 --> 00:55:07,016
<i>Andrea.</i>

1024
00:55:23,665 --> 00:55:25,334
Andy, come down now!

1025
00:55:26,302 --> 00:55:29,105
Andy, come down now!

1026
00:55:42,985 --> 00:55:45,254
<i>Andrea, I'm with you.</i>

1027
00:55:56,232 --> 00:55:57,399
<i>Behind you.</i>

1028
00:56:04,807 --> 00:56:06,275
<i>You have to go.</i>

1029
00:56:14,450 --> 00:56:17,353
I don't know what
the hell kinda show this is,

1030
00:56:17,386 --> 00:56:20,856
but... what
are you doing with that?

1031
00:56:24,994 --> 00:56:26,694
Andy, you have to go.

1032
00:56:26,728 --> 00:56:31,000
I'm not going anywhere
until I see who's helping

1033
00:56:31,033 --> 00:56:32,301
you terrorize your guest.

1034
00:56:32,334 --> 00:56:33,903
I don't
understand what happened.

1035
00:56:33,936 --> 00:56:35,737
I got a call
from my mother.

1036
00:56:36,272 --> 00:56:38,207
You know, the one that's been
dead for ten years?

1037
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,075
Okay, I can explain
but not here...

1038
00:56:40,109 --> 00:56:41,944
And I found this little trinket
that you planted for me.

1039
00:56:41,977 --> 00:56:43,946
You know,
I get that you figured out

1040
00:56:43,979 --> 00:56:46,482
who I was and thought it would
be fun to dupe the skeptic,

1041
00:56:46,515 --> 00:56:48,951
and I don't care if you're
a foot fucking taller than me...

1042
00:56:48,984 --> 00:56:52,188
bringing my mother into this...
that shit is not funny, Nate.

1043
00:56:52,221 --> 00:56:54,356
And if I can't beat
the shit out of you right now,

1044
00:56:54,390 --> 00:56:56,325
and believe me,
I'm going to try,

1045
00:56:56,358 --> 00:56:59,328
I will devote every show
of mine from now until

1046
00:56:59,361 --> 00:57:01,763
the motherfucking rapture
to tearing this house

1047
00:57:01,797 --> 00:57:03,399
of horrors to the ground.

1048
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:09,405
Andy.

1049
00:57:12,474 --> 00:57:13,909
Listen to me, you were right.

1050
00:57:15,144 --> 00:57:17,279
I faked all of this tonight
and I planted that message on

1051
00:57:17,313 --> 00:57:19,448
your phone and I planted
the necklace and it was wrong.

1052
00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:22,251
I'm sorry.
Now please leave.

1053
00:57:26,322 --> 00:57:28,190
I thought
you said it was broken.

1054
00:57:28,224 --> 00:57:29,458
Andy.

1055
00:57:31,527 --> 00:57:32,995
Why do you have
the knife again?

1056
00:57:35,097 --> 00:57:37,266
Fuck, I think it wants me...

1057
00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:43,472
Nate, Nate cut it out.

1058
00:57:46,442 --> 00:57:47,509
Nate.

1059
00:57:53,983 --> 00:57:55,217
Nate, come on.

1060
00:57:55,584 --> 00:57:58,187
I'll leave, I promise,
just... just open the door.

1061
00:58:02,091 --> 00:58:05,027
I'm scared, okay?
You scared me.

1062
00:58:06,095 --> 00:58:07,930
I hope the cameras are rolling.

1063
00:58:09,064 --> 00:58:11,300
<i>I'm Andy Myers</i>
<i>of</i> Fact, Fiction, or Folklore,

1064
00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:12,901
<i>and I'm fucking scared.</i>

1065
00:58:12,935 --> 00:58:14,336
<i>Now just open the door.</i>

1066
00:58:15,170 --> 00:58:18,340
<i>Nate! It's just
a YouTube show.</i>

1067
00:58:18,374 --> 00:58:20,142
<i>It's just
a fucking YouTube show.</i>

1068
00:58:45,401 --> 00:58:47,169
We had an understanding.

1069
00:58:49,605 --> 00:58:50,873
Please.

1070
00:58:51,507 --> 00:58:54,076
Goddamn it,
Nate, open the door

1071
00:58:54,109 --> 00:58:55,978
or I'm gonna
break the fucking thing down!

1072
00:58:57,046 --> 00:58:58,113
Oh, sh...

1073
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:01,350
Where's the knife?

1074
00:59:01,383 --> 00:59:03,285
It's on the ground,
I put it down.

1075
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,357
Just back off,
away from the knife.

1076
00:59:08,390 --> 00:59:11,260
Okay, I just...
I'm trying to help you.

1077
00:59:11,293 --> 00:59:12,461
Screw...

1078
00:59:14,930 --> 00:59:17,166
- Oh, come on.
- What?

1079
00:59:17,199 --> 00:59:20,069
That, who the fuck
is that behind you?

1080
00:59:30,512 --> 00:59:31,580
Nate.

1081
00:59:34,049 --> 00:59:37,019
Nate. Nate.

1082
00:59:45,127 --> 00:59:46,562
Please be corn syrup.

1083
00:59:59,341 --> 01:00:01,043
Fuck YouTube.

1084
01:00:43,318 --> 01:00:45,187
Fuck!

1085
01:00:53,128 --> 01:00:54,296
You're nuts.

1086
01:00:54,329 --> 01:00:55,697
Let's get nuts.

1087
01:00:56,765 --> 01:00:58,033
<i>Andrea.</i>

1088
01:01:09,044 --> 01:01:10,112
<i>Andy.</i>

1089
01:01:13,715 --> 01:01:15,451
<i>It's going to be tough.</i>

1090
01:01:16,218 --> 01:01:17,586
<i>I need you to listen.</i>

1091
01:01:20,155 --> 01:01:23,258
<i>I found you.</i>

1092
01:02:57,119 --> 01:02:58,855
Ow, ow!

1093
01:02:58,888 --> 01:03:01,623
Nate,
thank God you're alive.

1094
01:03:01,657 --> 01:03:03,592
- You okay?
- Andy?

1095
01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:06,295
- Yeah.
- Did you just kick me?

1096
01:03:06,328 --> 01:03:07,864
I... I did, I'm sorry.

1097
01:03:07,897 --> 01:03:10,098
I kick when I get scared
and you scared me.

1098
01:03:10,132 --> 01:03:12,234
- My head hurts.
- That wasn't me.

1099
01:03:13,569 --> 01:03:15,170
What's happening?

1100
01:03:15,203 --> 01:03:17,172
Uh, your house
is trying to kill me.

1101
01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,541
Why would it attack me?

1102
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:22,711
I don't know,
but it's definitely haunted.

1103
01:03:23,478 --> 01:03:25,347
Wouldn't it be great if my
posse came out right now?

1104
01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:27,817
It would. It really would.
How do we get out of here?

1105
01:03:28,918 --> 01:03:31,320
Do you think they'd
let you open the door?

1106
01:03:31,353 --> 01:03:32,621
I don't know.
There's one way to find...

1107
01:03:35,190 --> 01:03:36,391
I'll take that as a no.

1108
01:03:43,265 --> 01:03:44,633
Have you seen that one before?

1109
01:03:53,408 --> 01:03:54,643
No!

1110
01:04:09,257 --> 01:04:10,726
Down there, go.

1111
01:04:11,326 --> 01:04:12,427
Down the steps, come on.

1112
01:04:17,366 --> 01:04:18,600
Get in.

1113
01:04:22,204 --> 01:04:24,206
- Okay.
- Go.

1114
01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:30,813
- Ramming speed, motherfucker.
- Yeah, um, I can't.

1115
01:04:30,847 --> 01:04:32,648
Can't what?
I'll do it. I'll drive.

1116
01:04:32,681 --> 01:04:33,749
No. I...

1117
01:04:34,683 --> 01:04:37,452
I sorta don't...
I don't have the keys.

1118
01:04:38,654 --> 01:04:40,555
What do you mean
you don't have the keys?

1119
01:04:40,589 --> 01:04:43,425
I mean the keys are upstairs
and I kind of got distracted

1120
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,293
when that thing threw me
against the wall,

1121
01:04:45,327 --> 01:04:46,194
so I don't have the keys.

1122
01:04:46,796 --> 01:04:49,799
How do we get
out of this fucking house?

1123
01:04:50,599 --> 01:04:52,401
I don't know,
maybe we can pray...

1124
01:04:54,569 --> 01:04:56,505
Fifty bucks
says that will not work.

1125
01:05:03,378 --> 01:05:04,446
I'll Venmo you.

1126
01:05:07,683 --> 01:05:08,750
I'm going to die tonight...

1127
01:05:10,853 --> 01:05:15,223
with a former botanist
and his stupid shaggin' wagon.

1128
01:05:17,526 --> 01:05:19,261
Okay, there is a good
chance that we might die

1129
01:05:19,294 --> 01:05:20,595
tonight,
but probably not in this car.

1130
01:05:21,630 --> 01:05:23,732
- How do you know?
- I had it blessed.

1131
01:05:23,765 --> 01:05:25,434
- What?
- Yeah.

1132
01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:27,302
Yeah, I thought it would
be a good idea to have

1133
01:05:27,335 --> 01:05:29,005
a, you know, portable
poltergeist panic room.

1134
01:05:29,038 --> 01:05:30,907
Couldn't really have a priest
over to the house

1135
01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:32,842
without the house knowing,
so I drove over to a church

1136
01:05:32,875 --> 01:05:33,943
and had it blessed.

1137
01:05:34,944 --> 01:05:37,579
Right, so you thought
ahead to get a portable

1138
01:05:37,612 --> 01:05:39,314
- poltergeist panic room...
- Yeah.

1139
01:05:39,347 --> 01:05:41,216
...but not to hide a spare key?

1140
01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:47,790
I'm sorry, Nate, what
is the point in a portable

1141
01:05:47,824 --> 01:05:50,793
poltergeist panic room
if it's not portable?

1142
01:05:50,827 --> 01:05:52,294
Well, I don't know,
maybe moments like this

1143
01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:53,662
it's pretty useful, huh?

1144
01:05:53,695 --> 01:05:54,964
I didn't say it was
a foolproof plan.

1145
01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,002
So, what now?

1146
01:06:00,036 --> 01:06:02,738
I don't know, I guess we just
play games on our pho...

1147
01:06:08,945 --> 01:06:10,245
Yours too?

1148
01:06:11,446 --> 01:06:13,715
It seems even
Victorian-Era ghosts know

1149
01:06:13,749 --> 01:06:15,617
how to block cell
and Wi-Fi signal.

1150
01:06:17,419 --> 01:06:19,488
And if they did work,
then trust me, I would totally

1151
01:06:19,521 --> 01:06:21,423
be live-streaming this shit.

1152
01:06:22,324 --> 01:06:24,894
Yeah, you'd
be a shoe-in for a Webby.

1153
01:06:24,927 --> 01:06:26,896
- And posthumously, of course.
- Yeah.

1154
01:06:27,629 --> 01:06:30,967
<i>Fact, Fiction, and Folklore's</i>
final episode:

1155
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:36,571
number one skeptic dies
in a portable poltergeist panic

1156
01:06:36,605 --> 01:06:38,707
room with a plant nerd.

1157
01:06:40,742 --> 01:06:41,811
Perfect.

1158
01:06:44,947 --> 01:06:47,482
I did tell
you not to break the circle.

1159
01:06:47,516 --> 01:06:48,583
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1160
01:06:53,388 --> 01:06:55,557
Everyone said
I was gonna die in this house.

1161
01:06:56,558 --> 01:06:58,027
- What?
- Yeah.

1162
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,529
It's not very supportive.

1163
01:07:00,562 --> 01:07:02,464
Yeah, I know, but I guess
a lot of them were right.

1164
01:07:05,467 --> 01:07:06,535
Ugh...

1165
01:07:08,537 --> 01:07:11,406
You know... you know
what the stupidest part is?

1166
01:07:12,108 --> 01:07:13,276
No, but I'd like to know.

1167
01:07:16,979 --> 01:07:23,652
I think I only stayed because
I knew I wouldn't be alone.

1168
01:07:28,991 --> 01:07:31,726
Okay, thank you.

1169
01:07:32,661 --> 01:07:34,096
I think I'd rather be alone.

1170
01:07:35,564 --> 01:07:36,631
What about you?

1171
01:07:37,499 --> 01:07:38,968
What about me?

1172
01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:41,503
I mean, you're always such
an angry skeptic.

1173
01:07:41,536 --> 01:07:43,772
- Thank you.
- No, I'm serious.

1174
01:07:43,806 --> 01:07:48,476
When I would watch your videos,
you... you just seemed... mad.

1175
01:07:52,815 --> 01:07:53,983
I am mad.

1176
01:07:56,052 --> 01:07:59,354
I mean, it... it didn't
start out that way, but...

1177
01:08:00,022 --> 01:08:02,424
It started out with me
just wanting to know,

1178
01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:05,061
but the more I learned,
the more frauds I uncovered,

1179
01:08:05,094 --> 01:08:06,528
and the angrier I got.

1180
01:08:08,097 --> 01:08:09,966
I guess
it's kind of a vicious cycle.

1181
01:08:09,999 --> 01:08:13,401
Well, in your defense,
you did expose a lot of frauds.

1182
01:08:13,435 --> 01:08:15,838
Hmm. All but one.

1183
01:08:22,845 --> 01:08:25,047
You know,
I think really, though, I...

1184
01:08:26,548 --> 01:08:27,749
I just wanted to know.

1185
01:08:29,852 --> 01:08:30,920
Know what?

1186
01:08:32,188 --> 01:08:33,055
That she was there.

1187
01:08:35,091 --> 01:08:39,394
So, I could...
Uh, I just wanted to know.

1188
01:08:43,099 --> 01:08:44,166
She is.

1189
01:08:46,501 --> 01:08:47,569
Thanks.

1190
01:08:49,571 --> 01:08:53,642
No, Andy, she is.

1191
01:08:53,675 --> 01:08:55,011
Yeah, I know.

1192
01:08:55,044 --> 01:08:57,512
No, Andy,
I'm not being metaphorical,

1193
01:08:57,545 --> 01:08:59,648
your mom is literally
here with us tonight.

1194
01:09:01,017 --> 01:09:04,153
I... I told you spirits
can make objects appear,

1195
01:09:04,186 --> 01:09:06,688
and I never went out and bought
some bumblebee necklace,

1196
01:09:06,721 --> 01:09:08,490
and yet all that bumblebee
stuff was all over

1197
01:09:08,523 --> 01:09:10,826
my house tonight.
Your mom is clearly here trying

1198
01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:12,161
to communicate with you.

1199
01:09:14,496 --> 01:09:15,563
She's here?

1200
01:09:18,968 --> 01:09:20,202
Why didn't you tell me?

1201
01:09:21,037 --> 01:09:25,074
Wha... just what? Tell the super
angry skeptic that her dead mom

1202
01:09:25,107 --> 01:09:26,909
is trying
to communicate with her?

1203
01:09:26,943 --> 01:09:28,543
I would have listened.

1204
01:09:32,081 --> 01:09:33,783
I wouldn't have interrupted.

1205
01:09:36,751 --> 01:09:38,620
I would have
called you an asshole.

1206
01:09:38,653 --> 01:09:40,655
A hundred percent you would
have called me an asshole.

1207
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:46,896
But if she's here
and she's trying to

1208
01:09:46,929 --> 01:09:52,001
communicate with me...
then maybe she's the answer.

1209
01:09:52,634 --> 01:09:53,702
What do you mean?

1210
01:09:56,671 --> 01:09:58,274
She planted
all of that stuff,

1211
01:09:58,307 --> 01:10:00,675
the... the necklace
and the figurine and the lamp.

1212
01:10:00,709 --> 01:10:04,013
She's... she's trying to let us
know that she's gonna help us.

1213
01:10:04,046 --> 01:10:05,881
We've got to go back upstairs.

1214
01:10:05,915 --> 01:10:08,918
Wait, whoa, hey, Andy,
we don't know for cer...

1215
01:10:09,819 --> 01:10:12,922
Do not leave the portable
poltergeist panic room.

1216
01:10:31,673 --> 01:10:32,741
Wait.

1217
01:10:34,043 --> 01:10:37,913
Mum, open the door.
Mum, come on.

1218
01:10:37,947 --> 01:10:41,083
Mum, open...
No, she can do it.

1219
01:10:41,117 --> 01:10:42,184
- Come on.
- No.

1220
01:10:46,956 --> 01:10:48,757
Why isn't she helping us?

1221
01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:50,292
I don't know, maybe there's
just too many of them.

1222
01:10:50,326 --> 01:10:51,894
- Hey.
- Nate.

1223
01:10:51,927 --> 01:10:53,262
- Give me your hands.
- What are you doing?

1224
01:10:53,295 --> 01:10:55,264
- What's your mum's name?
- Patricia. Patty.

1225
01:10:55,297 --> 01:10:58,767
Okay. Okay, Patty Meyers,
I don't know if you're here

1226
01:10:58,801 --> 01:11:00,635
tonight to help us,
but if you are, please,

1227
01:11:00,668 --> 01:11:03,039
because if you don't,
I'm afraid that your wonderful

1228
01:11:03,072 --> 01:11:05,241
innocent daughter and her new
friend are gonna get

1229
01:11:05,274 --> 01:11:07,709
killed tonight. I'm pretty sure
I speak for both of us

1230
01:11:07,742 --> 01:11:10,678
when I say I don't want to die,
so please.

1231
01:11:11,713 --> 01:11:13,282
You try. Go.

1232
01:11:13,315 --> 01:11:16,718
Mum.
Mum, are you there?

1233
01:11:18,054 --> 01:11:20,189
I don't need proof,
we just need your help.

1234
01:11:21,157 --> 01:11:23,159
Mum, please help us.

1235
01:11:23,192 --> 01:11:25,061
<i>No one will save you.</i>

1236
01:11:25,094 --> 01:11:26,829
Mum, help us now.

1237
01:11:34,403 --> 01:11:35,770
Mum.

1238
01:11:35,805 --> 01:11:37,339
You can thank her later,
come on.

1239
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,608
Okay.
Women and children first.

1240
01:11:41,277 --> 01:11:42,710
Just go.

1241
01:11:46,248 --> 01:11:48,951
Ow. Fuck. I'm all right.

1242
01:11:50,219 --> 01:11:52,720
- Suck it, Hell House.
- Yeah, look what...

1243
01:11:54,090 --> 01:11:55,657
Oh my God.

1244
01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:57,293
What the fuck?

1245
01:11:57,326 --> 01:11:59,161
Your mom couldn't keep it open
for three more seconds?

1246
01:11:59,195 --> 01:12:02,064
I'm sorry. I don't know, I
just... I celebrated too early.

1247
01:12:02,098 --> 01:12:03,665
- Yeah.
- My bad.

1248
01:12:03,698 --> 01:12:05,301
Yeah, your bad!

1249
01:12:06,235 --> 01:12:08,137
Why does all the bad
shit happen to me?

1250
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,875
I won't post.

1251
01:12:15,211 --> 01:12:16,744
I won't post!

1252
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,883
You guys have got a nice
place here and he's... can speak

1253
01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:22,918
to your living loved
ones and you don't want some

1254
01:12:22,952 --> 01:12:25,720
YouTuber coming in
and blowing up your spot.

1255
01:12:25,753 --> 01:12:27,189
I get it.

1256
01:12:27,223 --> 01:12:29,425
If I had a gateway
between spirit realms

1257
01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:31,726
I'd want to
keep that on lockdown, too.

1258
01:12:31,759 --> 01:12:32,795
What are you talking about?

1259
01:12:33,963 --> 01:12:37,699
I will never post a video
about this house, I promise.

1260
01:12:37,732 --> 01:12:40,102
Hell, I'll never even talk
to another living soul

1261
01:12:40,136 --> 01:12:44,039
about this place.
Your secret dies with me.

1262
01:12:44,807 --> 01:12:46,375
God, I won't post!

1263
01:12:52,014 --> 01:12:53,782
Is everything okay?

1264
01:12:54,984 --> 01:12:56,051
Yes.

1265
01:12:57,019 --> 01:12:58,753
We're just practicing
a fire drill.

1266
01:12:58,787 --> 01:12:59,855
We were?

1267
01:13:00,956 --> 01:13:03,325
Yeah, my husband and I were
practicing a fire drill

1268
01:13:03,359 --> 01:13:05,227
and the window fell on his leg,
but we're fine.

1269
01:13:05,261 --> 01:13:06,761
He's fine, we're fine.

1270
01:13:06,795 --> 01:13:08,097
We are?

1271
01:13:09,431 --> 01:13:10,866
Fucking fine.

1272
01:13:11,233 --> 01:13:13,469
Pretty stupid time
for a fire drill.

1273
01:13:13,502 --> 01:13:15,037
Yeah.

1274
01:13:15,070 --> 01:13:17,339
You, uh, want me to
call an ambulance?

1275
01:13:17,373 --> 01:13:20,276
No. And every minute
that I waste gabbing

1276
01:13:20,309 --> 01:13:22,811
to the noisy neighbor
is another minute we're...

1277
01:13:22,845 --> 01:13:25,314
I'm not taking him
to the hospital. So, go on.

1278
01:13:26,982 --> 01:13:30,052
Well, keep it down!
It's 1:00 AM.

1279
01:13:30,085 --> 01:13:32,021
Yeah. I'm sorry.
That's... that's my bad.

1280
01:13:32,054 --> 01:13:34,089
It's just the window
fell on my leg.

1281
01:13:34,123 --> 01:13:37,692
We will. Thank you.
Sweet dreams. Goodnight.

1282
01:13:42,431 --> 01:13:43,731
Don't touch.

1283
01:13:59,481 --> 01:14:01,850
- Hey, Andy.
- Yeah.

1284
01:14:01,884 --> 01:14:03,485
I'd really like
go the hospital now.

1285
01:14:03,519 --> 01:14:05,321
Sure thing, Nate.

1286
01:14:52,968 --> 01:14:54,069
You sure?

1287
01:14:54,103 --> 01:14:56,238
Yeah. I'm sure.

1288
01:14:59,408 --> 01:15:01,910
- I could help...
- No, it's okay.

1289
01:15:03,178 --> 01:15:04,813
Have a nice life, Myers.

1290
01:15:06,415 --> 01:15:08,183
You too, Greene.

1291
01:15:41,050 --> 01:15:43,352
<i>Hi, this Andy,
leave me a message.</i>

1292
01:15:46,355 --> 01:15:48,924
<i>A million times
I've asked myself what I would</i>

1293
01:15:48,957 --> 01:15:51,260
<i>say if could give you
a message.</i>

1294
01:15:51,293 --> 01:15:55,030
<i>The standards are all here.
I'm proud.</i>

1295
01:15:56,131 --> 01:15:59,601
<i>I love you,
and I will always be with you.</i>

1296
01:16:01,070 --> 01:16:06,175
<i>But the one thing I must
tell you is, be tenacious.</i>

1297
01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:11,080
<i>Because you deserve
everything you want in life.</i>

1298
01:16:11,113 --> 01:16:13,882
<i>A million times I've
asked myself what I would</i>

1299
01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:15,584
<i>say if I could
give you a message.</i>

1300
01:16:16,118 --> 01:16:18,087
<i>A million times I've asked</i>

1301
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:20,656
<i>myself what I would say
if I could give you a message.</i>

1302
01:16:20,689 --> 01:16:24,993
<i>I love you.
And I will always be with you.</i>

1303
01:16:26,195 --> 01:16:32,067
<i>But the one thing I must
tell you is, be tenacious.</i>

1304
01:16:38,707 --> 01:16:41,276
<i>The standards are all here.</i>

1305
01:16:42,044 --> 01:16:45,280
<i>I'm proud. I love you.</i>

1306
01:16:45,314 --> 01:16:47,883
<i>And I will always be with you.</i>

1307
01:16:48,384 --> 01:16:53,956
<i>But the one thing I must
tell you is, be tenacious.</i>

1308
01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:58,360
<i>Because you deserve
everything you want in life.</i>

1309
01:17:19,314 --> 01:17:21,950
Hey, guys. Um...

1310
01:17:24,019 --> 01:17:26,989
I know I've been offline
for a little bit.

1311
01:17:27,022 --> 01:17:28,557
Um...

1312
01:17:30,426 --> 01:17:31,493
It's because...

1313
01:17:41,069 --> 01:17:43,138
It's because I was wrong.

1314
01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:48,577
Uh, and I've been
wrong for a really long time.

1315
01:17:49,745 --> 01:17:52,114
You see,
I started this show...

1316
01:17:57,052 --> 01:17:58,687
because I was heartbroken.

1317
01:18:03,258 --> 01:18:05,727
It felt like a piece
of me was missing and...

1318
01:18:08,263 --> 01:18:11,099
I really, really
wanted that piece back.

1319
01:18:18,106 --> 01:18:23,212
Um, when you hear all these
stories about spirits,

1320
01:18:24,179 --> 01:18:26,081
the afterlife, and...

1321
01:18:31,553 --> 01:18:36,592
thought that
just one of those was true,

1322
01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:38,460
just one...

1323
01:18:41,230 --> 01:18:43,131
that it might all be okay...

1324
01:18:45,634 --> 01:18:47,402
And that I might be okay.

1325
01:18:57,179 --> 01:18:59,414
Somewhere along the way,
I, um...

1326
01:19:04,553 --> 01:19:09,258
stopped believing
in that one thing.

1327
01:19:15,731 --> 01:19:19,568
I know that most
of you found my show

1328
01:19:19,601 --> 01:19:22,104
because you probably
felt exactly the same.

1329
01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:27,543
It's like me... angry,
and... I don't know,

1330
01:19:27,576 --> 01:19:30,646
maybe watching me be
angry helped you stay angry.

1331
01:19:35,651 --> 01:19:37,419
And it's no way to live.

1332
01:19:39,488 --> 01:19:41,223
And I'm not angry anymore.

1333
01:19:44,126 --> 01:19:46,562
And if me
explaining this to you

1334
01:19:46,595 --> 01:19:51,767
helps you stop being angry,
then... you deserve to know.

1335
01:19:58,206 --> 01:19:59,741
I found the one.

1336
01:20:04,146 --> 01:20:05,547
It exists.