[upbeat piano music playing]
["Ain't Got Far to Go" by Jess Glynne plays]
♪ Birds fly, we turned finally free ♪
♪ Patience lost, I began to lose me ♪
♪ My advice would be take a breath ♪
-Oh, yeah. -You want one?
Morning. Have a good day.
♪ I wasn't scared I fought this on my own ♪
♪ You pulled me down and I let it go ♪
Oh, hey.
[kids] Izzy!
Okay, kids. We're open. Come on. Let's go.
[kids] Thank you, Izzy.
Slow, slow, slow!
-You don't have to feed 'em all the time. -Sure I do. I'm Italian.
Donut?
-Bye, Nate. -Bye.
♪ And now I've landed on my feet That I ain't got far to go, go, go, go ♪
♪ 'Cause I spent forever waiting ♪
♪ And it's no longer a dream ♪
-Mrs. Johnson. -Izzy!
Two donuts for one paper, please?
Why do you read this trash?
The headlines are the best.
"Hot Prince Visit Makes Temperatures Rise in the City."
Seriously though, what's with his hair?
Where on Earth is Lavania?
-It's east of Aldovia. -[gasps]
-[alarm wailing] -Izzy! The salon!
-[sighs] -[woman] Destiny, grab your bag!
-Where's the fire? -It's the microwave.
-[woman] Live from Bellissime. -Okay!
-And there's a massive fire. -[Izzy] I got it.
[all clamoring]
-[alarm stops] -[all coughing, gasping]
Hey, everybody. Here's a tip.
Next time there's a fire, leave the building.
What about our stuff?
-Isabella, you saved us. -Okay, okay.
Does somebody wanna tell me what happened?
-We were just tryna have breakfast-- -And plug in the hair curlers.
-[woman] And the dryers, like you said. -Really? I said that.
-Yeah… -Yeah-huh.
"Never use microwave while hair curlers and hair dryers are plugged in."
-Is that new? -[groans]
-Nonna! Oh, no, the smoke! -Mama!
[in Italian] What? I was sleeping.
Mama. We almost died.
Maybe we are dead, but we just don't know it yet.
[snickers]
No. Angelo would be here.
[angelic choral music plays]
We aren't dead.
But maybe it'd be better if we were, because this is gonna cost us a fortune.
[bass-heavy funk music plays]
Well, well, well. Izzy.
Doug, don't slow clap at me if you wanna keep all your fingers.
Isabella, the mouth.
You know this isn't my fault.
The wiring in this place needs to be replaced.
The owner thinks otherwise.
If you let me talk to him, I could explain--
He hires me so he doesn't have to deal with people like you.
Look at this!
Hair dryers, curlin' irons, microwave…
You overload the outlets.
If it wasn't for me smoothin' things over,
the owner woulda thrown you out a long time ago.
How much this time?
[inhales sharply]
$2,000.
-Oh, that's extortion, Doug. -Oh, my God!
[in Italian] Let's break his knees.
Have you no heart?
Look, if you don't got the money,
the owner can easily rent this space to someone who does.
But you'll never find a property with this cheap a rent.
I have it.
[Doug scoffs]
-Izzy, not your travel savings, girl. -No, baby, no!
It's okay. It's okay.
-Let us chip in. -[Izzy] It's okay.
Thank you. This is my responsibility.
[exhales] If there's any extra, use it to buy yourself a soul.
-[snorts] -[whoosh]
[drumroll]
-[cash register dings] -Hmm.
You know what I love about this neighborhood?
[bass-heavy funk music plays]
[cackles]
-[Doug] Suckers! -What?
Baby, what are we gonna do?
It's okay. It's okay.
We'll manage. We always do.
It's okay. It's okay.
[man] You have lunch with your parents at Tavern on the Green at 1:00,
a meeting with the mayor after that, then a visit to a school for the arts,
followed at 8:00 sharp at the Guggenheim for your engagement party.
Walter, what do you think of this shirt?
Excellent.
It's excellent? What's excellent about it?
You're in it.
The queen insisted you wear something from a top American designer.
But it's hideous. Am I right?
Pardon me?
What do you think of this shirt?
You're lovelier than these roses, Your Royal Highness.
Can somebody just tell me the truth? That's all I'm asking.
-The truth? -Yes.
The truth is, you look excellent.
I don't think I've ever had a real conversation with anyone, ever.
Would you like me to bring someone for that?
[prince] Oh, I need a haircut.
I'll put that on the to-do list for tomorrow.
No, no, no. I look like I'm wearing a wig.
-I need a haircut today. -Ah, but there's no time.
Walter, could we just pretend for a moment
that I have the tiniest bit of control over my own life?
I'd really like a haircut today.
-Absolutely, Your Highness. -Thank you.
Call Belle. It is the best hair salon in New York.
-All of the biggest names go there. -Mmm.
[clears throat]
[phone chimes]
Dial Belle, best hair salon in New York.
[upbeat retro Italian pop song plays]
[indistinct chatter]
[phone ringing]
[phone continues ringing]
Yeah?
Good day. I'm wanting to speak to the owner of your establishment.
You got her. What do you want?
Ah, y-yes. Well, I'm calling on behalf of my employer, Prince Thomas of Lavania.
-I'm his personal valet. -Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Genovia.
-I'm sorry? -Who is this?
Carlos, your fake accent is terrible.
I'm wanting a stylist to cut the prince's hair as soon as possible.
Your salon comes highly recommended.
Hang on a sec.
Hey, D. What's the country dialing code for Lavania?
Plus eight-five. Why?
Everybody, shut up.
Is it the IRS?
[music stops]
So how much exactly would I get paid for this haircut?
My time is very valuable, you understand.
That's below my usual fee, but I suppose it's for a good cause.
Okay. Uh, twelve o'clock.
I'll be there.
Uh, who was that?
I just got a call to give a haircut to that prince…
Prince Thomas.
…for $500.
Oh, my…
Are you sure?
It sounded legit. Oh, my God. What am I gonna wear?
Wanna borrow my gold spandex jumpsuit?
-Yes. -No, it's gotta be tasteful.
Yeah, that's why she said the gold one.
Guys, this could be our big break. I have to look sophisticated.
[electro-pop song plays]
♪ Go 'head and move ♪
[vocalizing]
[photographers clamoring]
-[photographer 1] Who's that? -[photographer 2] It's nobody.
Rude!
Excuse me.
Our bathrooms are not for the public.
I'm not lookin' for a bathroom. I'm lookin' for a guy named Walter.
[Walter] Good day.
My name is Walter.
Hey, I'm Izzy, the owner of the salon.
You called me.
Wow, you are, like, exactly how I pictured you.
The suit and the little pocket square,
all proper.
Right. [clears throat] This way.
[bell dings]
Holy freakin' moly.
This is so similar to all the other hotel suites I've seen in my life.
So similar.
May I introduce Prince Thomas of Lavania.
-Hello. -[Izzy] Ah.
Um, I'm Izzy of 183rd Street.
Oh, please. You don't have to curtsy.
I know. I only have to curtsy to you if I'm a citizen of your country.
I'm just doing it for extra credit.
You know a lot about greeting a royal.
Just what I looked up on the subway over here.
It said, "The curtsy should be a discrete movement with a slow rise,
maintaining eye contact."
Uh, shall we get started?
Oh.
-Something wrong? -I'm not supposed to touch you first.
"Never initiate contact with a royal. Wait until the royal initiates contact."
Ah, yes. Yes.
That is one of the rules we vigorously reinforce.
You know, a man once patted me on the back during a parade.
Well, what happened?
I never saw the man again.
[whispers] He was taken care of.
[laughs] What?
Don't do that. I'm nervous enough as it is.
There. I touched you first.
Thank you.
Seriously, don't do that.
Okay. So what do you wanna do here?
You tell me.
Your Highness. Your tea?
I didn't order tea. Thank you.
-But I was told that-- -I ordered the tea for you.
-You don't want it? -[Thomas] No.
You heard him. Go!
Y-Yes, of course. Sorry.
[tray clatters loudly]
Incompetence. Complete incompetence.
I-I'll inform housekeeping.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, it's okay. You're okay. Everybody spills stuff.
[woman] Thank you.
So what cut do you think would best suit me?
Why didn't you say anything?
That lady was so mean, and you just sat there.
Well, it's not really my place to say.
-Not your place? -No, it's--
Isn't she a reflection of you?
If I treated people like that, I'd have no customers.
I'm a prince. I don't have any customers.
Really?
The people that live in your country aren't like your customers?
No. They're subjects.
Yeah.
Subjected to your crap.
Perhaps you should just cut my hair?
Carefully.
You know what?
Perhaps you should cut your own hair.
What are you doing? You haven't finished my haircut.
I-Is something wrong?
[Izzy] Yeah, something's wrong.
Him! And you too.
Love your shirt, by the way.
[grunts] Oh, my God!
What kind of salon did you call?
[woman] That's why you gotta watch that medical stuff. You'll get addicted.
It's not good for your health.
Oh, my-- Where have you been? I've been calling you.
I'm sorry. My phone died. I had to walk back home.
-What? From Uptown? Sit. -Grazie, Nonna.
Why didn't you take the subway?
I didn't have money. I was counting on that $500.
[in Italian] The prince didn't pay you?
Rich people, always stiffin' the workin' class.
No, it's not like that. I, um…
I didn't exactly finish the haircut.
-I saw some injustices-- -Oh, Isabella. You and your injustices!
-What did you do? -[Izzy] Doesn't matter.
The prince saw somebody being a jerk, and he didn't even care.
A prince is supposed to be gallant, to stand up for the little people.
-A prince is supposed to-- -Not be in the store.
Please, don't let me stop you.
-She was talking about another prince. -She cut two princes' hair today.
-Happens all the time. They-- -What are you doing here?
You forgot your scissors.
Also, I was hoping I could get the rest of my haircut.
You left rather abruptly, and…
Look at me. I can barely stand up straight.
I'm sorry. I'm kinda tired.
[clears throat] Isabella.
I see. Well, at least let me pay you and apologize.
I promise, I do have a more charming side.
-[both gasp] -[Izzy] Yeah.
You just don't show it to the help.
It's like a glass slipper.
But money.
Chair four.
-[sighs] Thank you. -That's right here. Have a seat.
-I'll get round. -Let me get these out of your way.
-Take a seat. -Take a seat.
-I wiped it earlier. Very clean. -[Thomas] Thank you.
-I'm starstruck. -Me too!
I be seeing you in the paper, everywhere.
-I can't believe you in Bellissime. -I don't know what to do.
[jaunty pop music playing]
-Want some? -No, I'm okay. Thank you.
[in Italian] Eat.
Oh, that looks delicious, but I'm going out to dinner soon.
[in Italian] What does that mean? I don't make food for you to waste it.
[in Italian] Nonna, he said no.
[in Italian] The skinny little thing needs to eat.
[in Italian] He's not a prince. He's a stick figure.
[in Italian] Nonna, enough!
[in Italian] What? He can't understand me.
It's true. My Italian is rather rusty.
[Nonna] Hmm.
[in Italian] Eat.
[chuckles]
Are you guys always like this?
You have no idea.
[radio volume increases]
Oh, now you're in for it.
["Botch-A-Me" by Rosemary Clooney playing]
♪ When you kiss me ♪
Mama!
[vocalizing]
♪ Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo ♪
♪ When you botch-a, botch-a-me ♪
♪ Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo ♪
♪ Well, botch-a-me I botcha you and ev'rything goes crazy ♪
♪ Bah-bah, botch-a-me, bambino ♪
♪ Bah-bah-bo, bo, boca piccolino ♪
♪ And then we will raise A great big family ♪
[vocalizing]
[Thomas] Ah, fantastic!
Okay. There, you're all set.
Ah.
-Thank you. I love it. -[woman] Isabella is the best.
Take some of her cards to give to your prince friends.
She does everything. Hair, makeup, nails, bikini wax.
Mama, that's too much information. He doesn't need to know that.
That's Izzy's. She's just dying to go see the world.
Well, the whole world is waiting for you, right outside this door.
Yeah, I'll just tell my butler to start makin' arrangements.
Oh…
Would it be too much bother if someone pointed me in the direction of the subway?
-I'll do that. -I can do that.
[in Italian] Isabella will show you.
Come on.
[Izzy] You know, I didn't peg you for a subway guy.
Yes. Well, I went to American schools growing up, and I traveled quite a bit.
So I try to see as much of each place as I can.
You know, do my best to blend in.
You're wearin' a tux, and a town car's trailin' us.
You call that blendin' in?
Protocol, I'm afraid.
We gotta have more fun with this.
One, two, three, stop!
[brakes screech]
One, two, three, stop!
What happens if we run?
-Let's find out. -Yes!
[whimsical music plays]
Go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
This way. Go! Go! Go! Go!
[both laughing]
-[car thuds] -[both chuckle]
Oh, my God.
I think we may have given them a heart attack.
Yeah, that's all right.
It's a little payback for Walter.
He confessed that his phone made an error calling your salon.
He intended to call a salon named Belle.
Ah.
Yep, that makes more sense.
All the biggies go there.
But their cuts start at 700 bucks, a total waste of money.
I can give you the same haircut for 29.99.
But I paid you 500.
Hey, it's what Walter offered. I'm just a good businesswoman.
Well, I'm glad he made the mistake.
This was the best night I've had in… well, a very long time.
I thought you were gonna take the subway.
I insist we give you a ride back to your salon.
Ah, no, thank you.
It's a beautiful night, and I just…
I wanna look at the stars.
What stars?
What do you mean, what stars?
Sirius. Vega.
Where's Vega?
Look, it's right…
there.
I'm used to stargazing with lights and pollution.
[sighs contentedly]
Amazing.
Excuse me, Your Highness. Your engagement party begins shortly.
Of course.
Well…
it was a pleasure meeting you, Izzy.
You too.
You know, you're not so bad,
when you're not acting like a prince.
[woman] Who do these hairdressers think they are? Hmm?
No. Now, you trust me, I was doing her a favor.
No, I do not always do that.
[Thomas] Good morning.
Oh, you hold on.
-[woman laughs] -Morning.
Come on, you two. Let's go. Kiss kiss.
-Mom! -Lauren.
I'm just makin' memories.
-Makin' memories. -[phone beeps]
-She hung up. -[Thomas] So how are the wedding plans?
Damned expensive.
There've been a few bumps, but it's no biggie.
No biggie? We just lost our fourth hair and makeup designer.
I don't know what we're gonna do. We're running out of time.
If I may, what of Miss Isabella, Your Highness?
[Lauren's mom] Isabella?
Owner of the salon Bellissime.
She just cut the prince's hair.
-Does she do crew cuts? -She and her team do everything.
Are you happy with her, this Isabella?
Uh, yes. Yes. Best salon in New York.
Difficult to book, though.
Very popular.
Oh. Well, we must get them.
[chuckles] We gon' get them.
-[woman] I love those. Are those real? -24 carat.
There you are, Rochelle.
-I always know where to find you. -She's all set.
-You're welcome. -Bye, Izzy.
See you tomorrow.
You do too much for them.
She does.
I love it. It's really not a problem.
It is.
Izzy, I'm not getting any younger.
I would love to hand over the community center to someone I trust.
Oh.
I'm flattered, but I don't know anything about running a community center.
No! Because you're a hairdresser.
-Nate, out of here. Out! -But--
Out! Out! Out!
-[sighs] -[Izzy] Mama!
Rude. Even for you.
What? He's coming over for lasagna later,
and besides, you work here.
Right there.
This is where you belong.
With me.
Oh, uh, good day.
Walter. Did the prince forget somethin'?
On the contrary.
On behalf of the LaMotts and the royal family,
Prince Thomas would like to extend to you an offer.
Okay.
-Is he serious? -Very.
-What's it say? -What does it say on it?
Bellissime has been requested to do the hair and makeup for the royal wedding…
-[gasps] -…in Lavania…
[gasps]
…for $50,000.
Those business cards are amazing.
[tearfully] All of us?
-All of you. -[screams]
Oh, my God!
[Izzy's mom] No, wait. Wait. Wait.
-We can't go! -What?
Who's gonna mind the store? We've got customers.
This is a chance of a lifetime. Dad would've wanted me to go.
[in Italian] You and I will stay here and take care of the salon.
[in Italian] Let the girls go and have fun.
But it's so far away.
Isabella, what if something happens to you?
Mama, if I stay here, nothing's gonna happen to me.
What shall I tell the prince?
[quietly] Come on. Come on.
Tell him to hold onto his crown because Bellissime is coming!
-[shouting] -That's my girl!
We're going to Lagunia, or wherever…
Mama!
[overlapping excited chatter]
[Walter] Oh, golly! Oh!
It's chaos. Look.
[overlapping indistinct chatter]
Good golly.
[shouting continues]
[woman 2] What's it called again?
-[Walter] Lavania. -[woman 2] We're going there!
[dramatic music plays]
Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?
This place is gorgeous.
No pollution, no graffiti, and no buildings.
-I'm actually a little bit freaked out. -Is this stuff free?
Ooh! [Destiny laughs]
That's a bad smell.
-There's the castle! -[gasps]
[friend] Oh, my God!
[indistinct excited chatter]
Hey, everybody. We in Lavania, and it's like--
Welcome to Lavania.
Walter, what's up?
Ah…
I've got so much to teach you.
This way, ladies.
This is incredible! Oh, my God!
Are all the people working the wedding staying in the castle?
Only you three. Prince Thomas wants to make sure
your first experience in Lavania is a memorable one.
-Who are all these oldy-von-moldies? -D!
[Thomas] Those are my relatives.
[Walter] Your Highness. What an unexpected surprise!
Uh, what I meant was, they look glowing and mature.
No, you're quite right.
They are a rather moldy lot.
And I seem to have inherited the family nose.
How do you look in the mirror every day?
[bell chiming]
Catherine, Father, there are some people I'd like you to meet.
These are the stylists I was telling you about from New York.
Oh, yes, of course. Welcome.
Hmm. Oh, that's, uh…
That's a very interesting, um…
Oh, it's a neck pillow.
She'll trade you for your necklace.
[friend, Destiny laughing]
[Thomas chuckles, clears throat]
Not really. That's yours.
I see.
-Thomas. -[Thomas] Of course.
Well, it's lovely to have you all here. Thanks for making the trip.
Can you imagine if those were your parents?
I ain't never seen my pops in anything but a bowling shirt.
[Walter clears throat]
This is where you'll be staying.
And this is your personal housekeeper.
If you need anything, just press that button,
and she'll be summoned.
Hey, I'm Izzy.
Oh, there's no need to introduce yourself to her.
Sure, there is. She's a person, right?
Yeah, Wally. Where your manners at?
Manners are the very foundation of my life and work.
So, introduce us.
Uh…
I…
Isabella, Destiny, and Lola, may I introduce you to Petra.
-Petra! -Hey, Petra!
-Izzy. It's so good to meet you. -This color on you!
Your hair, it's so pretty!
See? That wasn't so hard.
[Lola] I call this one.
I want this one!
[Izzy] I know you hate doing this,
but can we push the beds together, make one big bed?
-No! -No!
Definitely not. You always make me sleep in the crack.
I'm not gonna sleep there. Where am I supposed to sleep?
Your room is next door.
My room?
Why do I get my own room?
The prince feels he made a rather bad first impression with you.
I believe he's trying to make amends.
[chuckles]
Tell him he has a long way to go. Hmm.
But it's a pretty good start.
-[Destiny] …so elegant. I love it. -I know!
What is this?
[Walter] Wait till you see the view from the roof!
[Destiny, Lola] Oh, my God!
[Destiny] Would you look at this?
[majestic music rises]
[Thomas] Ten thousand imported roses,
champagne fountains,
dinner for 800 guests.
Sounds divine, doesn't it?
I said I wanted something small.
We could save money if we just--
Again, you concern yourself with financial issues, which you should not.
Besides, the LaMotts are paying for most of this.
That man owns half of Texas.
We still hold responsibility to our people and their needs.
But that's exactly what we're doing, my son.
I mean, we could fix a few potholes, which no one will remember,
or we could provide extravagance, pageantry,
which they will remember forever.
So I'm just a pawn in this.
To boost approval.
Darling, you're young and in love.
In love?
With all due respect, Catherine, I hardly know Lauren.
This is nothing but an arranged marriage.
Oh, Thomas, are you actually complaining about living the life of a prince?
No, of course not, Father.
[father scoffs]
Why would I do that?
[excited chatter]
-[Destiny] It was so cute. -This is the one.
-Hi. Sorry. -I've never seen a dungeon before.
-It looked really good on us. -You are late.
[Lola] Whoa.
Yeah, sorry.
-This castle has five million hallways. -Yeah.
-We ended up in the dungeon-- -Then we had to pretend we were locked up.
-It was a whole thing. -It was good.
Silence!
The royal wedding is in less than two weeks.
We have never, in the history of the royal family,
had unknown persons do the hair and the makeup,
but the LaMotts insisted
on you three.
So this is precisely why I've called you here today to test your skills on several…
volunteers.
-You understand what she's saying? -She's very intense.
You. You are in charge of grooming the men for the wedding.
This is your model. He works in the stable.
-Hey, I'm Izzy. -Francis.
You have amazing hair. I promise you, I won't hurt you.
You two, you will be preparing the women.
-Whoo! -Yeah. [chuckles]
Hi. I'm Destiny, and this is Lola. And you are?
-Abigail. -Clara.
They work in the kitchen.
You two ever wear makeup?
-[gasps] But you have such pretty eyes! -And look at those cheekbones!
You two are movie stars. And they got you working in the kitchen?
-Mm-mmm. -[gasps]
[both] Makeover!
["Il Ballo del Mattone" by Rita Pavone playing]
[Izzy] And he is finished.
Francis?
I took a machete to that beard because it just had to go.
I updated his hair, and then I cleaned up his eyebrows.
Now look at those beautiful eyes.
Acceptable.
I'll take that as a French compliment.
-You're free to go. -I'll wait for--
-Leave us! -Okay.
-I'll catch up with you guys-- -Go!
Okay, okay.
[Destiny] Okay.
We're done.
Are you ready to have your mind blown?
Pardon?
On three.
[both] One, two, three!
[duck honking]
Ugh.
-What is this? -[crying]
[both] Nailed it!
I'm so sorry.
-[Lola] So happy! -[Destiny] Oh, my God!
She's crying with joy.
You made her cry with joy!
[jaunty folk music playing]
Oh, hi!
-Hi! -Hello.
[phone chiming]
-Baby. -Mama?
What's wrong?
I'm fine. You should see this place.
You know those towns in train sets? It's like I'm in a train set.
What, you're near train tracks? That's how your cousin died.
Please be happy for me.
Look how pretty this is.
Look over here. Wait, actually, look over here.
-How crazy is this? -Whoa. Slower.
You're making me sick.
Hey, someone just walked in. I gotta go.
Be safe.
I love you.
I love you too.
These look amazing.
Hey, how are you?
Hi.
[mouths] Hi.
[child] Come back here, guys.
[inquisitive, whimsical music plays]
Excuse me? What part of town is this?
Uber de Gleise.
-What does that mean? -"Across the train tracks."
Oh.
That's a very nice fish.
[clock ticking]
So! You think you know hair.
You wanna see my license from Barbizon?
Royal hair is vastly different than the hair of commoners.
It is subtle. It is chic.
It flows, but it does not move.
Like a swan gliding through the water.
She crazy.
Show me your hands!
"Hands." She's saying "hands."
[groans in disgust]
You have no muscle.
They are weak,
soft,
pathetic.
-I can make a fist. -Silence!
[sighs]
I never thought I would be in this position again,
but your lack of skill leave me no choice.
Scissors ready!
-Which ones? -Those ones.
I can't use these.
-Just-- -They blunt!
-Get them! -Okay.
We begin.
But there are no heads.
You imagine!
One, two, three.
[all] One, two, three.
-One, two, three. -[counts in French]
-Faster. -One, two, three.
Yes, two, three.
Faster now.
Count with me.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
You can feel it, no?
One-- I'm getting cramped!
-Destiny, just do it. -One, two, three.
[Lauren] There are so many people coming to our wedding.
I don't know hardly any of them.
Neither do I.
Who's that?
[Thomas] Oh, that's Izzy. Pull over, please?
Izzy, were you not assigned a driver?
I was, but I like to walk.
Cake, pastry?
I'd offer a kolaczki, but Everett ate all four.
Thank you.
Hey, there. You want one?
-[Lauren] Please. -Mmm.
How rude of me.
This is Izzy, owner of Bellissime.
-Izzy, this is my fiancée, Lauren. -[Lauren] Mmm!
I hear you're making me look beautiful for my big day.
From where I'm standing, it's not gonna be hard.
-Aren't you a sweetie! -I'm gonna give the rest to the gardeners.
-How many are there? -Gardeners? I have no idea.
You've lived here all your life, and you don't know?
It was good to finally meet you, Lauren.
Love her.
Hey! What's up? Do you want one?
-[Izzy] I had one. -[gardener] Thank you.
Yeah, she's great.
Guys, I had the most incredible day.
I went into town, and I found the cutest shops.
I got these for the kids at the community center.
No idea what they are.
I asked the guy twice, but his accent was so thick I gave up.
They're cool though, right?
[toy makes noise]
Guys, what's wrong?
All day long, we cut invisible heads of hair.
Hundreds of 'em!
-[Destiny] I can't feel my arms. -What are you talkin' about?
That evil French lady thinks we can't do hair and makeup
for the royal wedding,
so she put us in an evil hair school.
Us!
Let's go out tonight and have fun.
Check out Lavanian night life, maybe a little dancin'?
-No way. Go without us. -[Destiny] Go.
-I can't go without you. -We'll be there in spirit.
-We'll be fine! -Deep spirit.
-Don't worry about us. [moans] -Dance the night away.
-Go live for us! Fly, butterfly! -[Lola] I can't move my legs!
-Dance like you've never danced before! -Oh, God!
-I love you! -I lost my pizzazz.
May I say, Miss Isabella, you look lovely this evening.
Thank you. Fist bump.
This is called a fist bump.
Oh. [chuckles]
And this is called a double fist bump.
-[mimics explosion] -Oh…
Very good.
So a fist bump is for every day. Double fist bump, special occasions.
And what is the special occasion?
-I'm goin' out. -Into the gardens?
No. Back into town.
Oh, but it's almost dark, and y-you're unaccompanied.
Walter, if I can handle myself on the streets of New York,
I can handle myself in a town where people push apples in carts.
-I just don't think it's a good-- -You need to lighten up and have some fun.
Who knows? Maybe if you learn to have fun, you can teach the prince how to have fun.
Oh, I can assure you, Prince Thomas knows how to have fun.
Really? How? 'Cause I've never seen it.
-Um-- -[footsteps receding]
[spluttering] Uh--
-I-I just don't think it's a good-- -I'm going to be fine.
[grunts]
[Walter hesitates]
[sighs nervously]
Your Highness, I hate to be a bother,
but your hairdresser is walking down the drive.
Her intent is to leave the castle and go into town.
It's getting dark.
-That doesn't seem safe. -I didn't think so, but she insisted.
[Walter] She needs a chaperone.
You should go with her.
Oh, my skipping days are over.
She needs someone who can keep up with her.
You have someone in mind?
What about you, Your Highness?
She knows you.
And I believe a night away from your royal duties
might do you some good.
[Thomas] Mmm.
I need some clothes. Regular person clothes, Walter.
Right away, Your Highness.
[Thomas] Pardon me, ma'am.
You're not permitted beyond the castle walls.
-Prince Thomas. -I'm not Prince Thomas tonight.
I'm just Thomas. Tom. Tommy.
-What are you doin' here? -I was hoping I could join you.
You could be my Sherpa guide to normal life.
Mmm, I don't know. Am I gonna get in trouble for this?
At school, I always got in trouble, even when I did nothin' wrong.
Nothing's going to happen to you.
At the most, a small prison sentence for kidnapping a royal.
Just a little-- little one.
-Fine. -Yes!
But only because I hate to party alone.
And you're payin' for everything.
I don't have my wallet.
You're annoying.
And you're refreshingly honest.
[Thomas] So where are we headed?
-[Izzy] Into town. -Yeah.
-[Izzy] Have you ever been? -[Thomas] No, not often.
So this is Lavanian nightlife?
I suppose so.
We're a stiff, uncomfortable people, as I'm sure you've seen.
Perhaps we should, uh, head back to the castle.
Wait. I know where to go.
Of course you do.
Come on.
I'm not sure we should be here. I'm told this part of town is quite dangerous.
[festive folk music playing]
[child] Let's go this way!
We'll be lucky if we make it out of here alive.
Mmm, I smell something delicious.
Two, please.
-Thank you. -You're very welcome.
Thank you.
Mmm!
This is fantastic. I wonder what kind of meat this is.
Ooh, I've learned in these situations it's better not to ask.
Come on.
I can't just stand here.
Wait, what? Where are you going? Wait--
[Izzy] Whoo!
Hi! Get over here.
Ready? Twirl!
Whoo!
-Whoo! -[applause]
[band stops playing]
-You were so good. What's your name? -Esme.
I'm Izzy. It's so good to meet you.
-You really are such a good dancer. -[woman] Who's ready for the bumba?
[all cheering, whooping]
What's happenin'?
-Our national dance. -Oh.
-Come on. You must know this dance. -Only from afar.
Seriously?
Can you go get him for me?
-No. I-- -[man 1] That guy looks like the prince.
[woman] Is that the prince?
Everyone, can we please give him some encouragement?
-[man 2] Hey! It's the prince! -[man 3] Yeah, come join!
I'm not speaking to you.
-Fine. Less talkin' more dancin'. -[woman] One, two, three, bumba!
[playing jaunty folk music]
-What do we do? -I don't know.
Oh, thank you.
[all] Hey!
Hey!
Okay.
[all] Hey!
Hey!
What?
-You really don't know this dance. -Please, I'm trying to concentrate.
-[all] Hey! -Okay.
Hey!
[cheers and applause]
Whoo!
[laughs]
[indistinct chatter]
-Thank you, Izzy. -It's my pleasure.
-Now, do you live around here? -In that building over there.
This is my school. Wanna see where I sit?
Oh, it's not locked?
-Uh, be right back. -Mm-hmm.
I helped make this.
I painted this.
And this is where I sit.
Wow, it's got a lot of character.
So this is where you sit?
-How's your ice cream? -Good.
Is it really good?
It looks very good. I'm excited to have mine.
[emotional folk music playing]
[Thomas] Ooh.
-[laughs] -It's kinda drippy.
Uh, you're welcome? If you don't like it, buy your own.
Wait, that's right. You don't have any money.
My apologies.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
I can't believe I feared this place.
These people are…
Amazing.
Come on. I wanna show you something.
[Izzy] So this is what stars look like without pollution.
[Thomas] Quite humbling, isn't it?
Amazing.
It is.
Hey. How come the prince of Lavania doesn't know
the national dance of Lavania?
Well, my parents are fond of traditions that involve meeting heads of state
and wearing crowns from the 14th century.
They're not too fond of peasant folk dances.
How stupid is that?
You have no idea.
You know, I never realized what a melting pot Lavania is.
But I guess it makes sense.
Hundreds of years ago, it was on the trade route to India, right?
Ah, so you're a lover of history as well as astronomy.
I love everything, really.
-So why are you just a hairdresser? -"Just"?
-No, I didn't… I didn't mean that. -Mm-hmm.
I just meant, you could use your mind for anything.
Truth is, I'd love nothin' more than to do somethin' else.
But my mother needs me.
My dad passed away five years ago, and…
she's never been the same.
I'm sorry.
My mother passed away when I was seven.
I'm sorry.
You know, I, too, find myself bound by family obligation and duty.
At least your decision was of your own choice.
-I don't even get to choose my own wife. -Wait, seriously?
You didn't swipe right on Lauren?
No. [chuckles]
No. Although, considering the history of the monarchy,
I'm lucky she's not my cousin.
[Izzy chuckles]
[Thomas] I can't begin to tell you how refreshing it was
to be around people who treated me like I was a regular person
and not… use me for my title.
So why are they struggling so much?
My father takes care of the economics, and, uh, he's made it clear
he does not want me involved.
I've always thought I could change the world, if I was given the chance,
but you've been given that chance, and you're not takin' it.
Thank you for a wonderful night.
You're welcome. But next time you're paying.
I promise.
[chuckles]
Uh, what are you doin'?
Uh, nothing.
-Yeah. You were giving me the look. -Wh-What look?
This look.
Like I'm gonna be ill?
No. Like… Like you like me.
I do like you. I-I thought we were becoming friends.
Oh, that was not a friend look.
Well, I apologize.
Before we meet again, I will forgo all my royal duties
so that I can practice the nuances of my facial expressions.
You do that. Good night, Tommy.
May I say something,
as a friend?
Go for it.
You said you could change the world if you were given the chance.
I don't think anyone's gonna give you the chance. You have to take it.
Be the change you wanna see in the world.
And you should, because, well, you're an extraordinary person.
Goodnight, Izzy.
[sighs]
"Extraordinary."
[sighs]
[birds chirping]
-Good morning, Catherine, Father. -[Catherine] Good morning.
Morning.
You both look lovely this morning.
[both chuckle softly]
[Thomas] Thank you.
Father, have you ever had a kebab?
Uh, maybe when I was in the army.
Goat, I think.
[both laugh]
-They're very good. -Yes.
I-I've been thinking about the people in the Uber de Gleise.
-Isn't there anything we can do for them? -Funny you should ask.
Lauren's father has agreed to purchase that area of town
and renovate it for the people.
Really? That's brilliant. Are there any plans I can see?
[father] Oh, they're just in the works.
It's all very hush-hush.
It's not something you should be concerned with.
You know the Uber is an area we've always protected you from.
It's quite dangerous.
Well, that's… that's not true. Have you been there yourselves?
Darling, I don't have to pet a tiger to know that it bites.
[both laughing]
Well, I'd love to be involved in any way that I can.
I wanna do more for our people.
You are already doing more than enough for our people.
Now, the subject is closed, Thomas.
Your mind should be focused on the wedding.
[classical piano music playing]
[sighs]
I can't do it. They're so bland.
No color, no sparkle, not even a diamond stud.
As an artist, I just can't. I can't.
You can do it, D. You're stronger than you know--
-Silence! -[both yelp]
[Destiny] Mmm.
[Lauren's mom] Make sure there will be flowers all the way down.
There's gonna be flowers, right?
Roses. Pink roses. Um, swans.
You have the swans? You told me they were coming in?
Okay, we want swans in there.
Just real pretty, no fightin'. Lock it down, you know.
All the way down to where the stones are, not a blade of grass in sight.
I don't wanna see a single blade of grass in this.
Just petals, petals, petals all the way…
Thomas?
You're gonna lean in and kiss her
just about the time the doves have crested those bushes over there, okay?
Everett, do you have any free space in that guard shack?
Oh, yes, ma'am. It's bigger than my own house.
[both chuckle]
Think you could store some stuff for me?
Yeah. Don't see why not.
But, if it's dessert… I can't promise I won't eat it.
-[chuckles] -What'd you have in mind?
"Got any old toys, books, bikes, or furniture?"
"Help a child less fortunate
by bringing all the items to the castle guard gate."
"Ask for Everett."
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Hey, help a child in need.
Hey, ladies. How you doing?
Help a child less fortunate than yourself, in the Uber.
Oh, hey! Help a child less fortunate.
-How you doin'? -Hi.
-Hey. -Hi.
How much is the spaghetti?
You got room for one more cook?
Izzy. What do you need?
Oh, yes! You guys made it.
-Fabre stepped out. -So we snuck out.
What's goin' on?
Okay. Well, this may sound a little crazy,
but I wanna make a batch of spaghetti with homemade tomato sauce
for the kids in the Uber de Gleise school.
I already have all the ingredients. I just need a stove and some help.
Of course.
-Please, anything to get a break. -Mm-hmm.
Okay, this is why I love you guys.
So, first rule with Italian cooking, you can't cook without wine.
[Destiny] Hey!
And music.
["Guarda Come Dondolo" by Edoardo Vianello plays]
Yes…
Yes, Petra. This is what I'm talkin' about.
[yelps]
-[Petra] Whoo! -[chanting happily]
-Busy? -No, not at all. Please, come in.
Mom gave me the new redesign for the country estate.
That was fast.
Things usually operate much slower in Lavania.
Not when she's around.
So, she likes the estate.
She just thinks it needs a little updating before we move in.
Also, I was hoping we might be able to make this room here my work studio.
Studio? For what?
Well, so I have this business idea,
and I haven't told many people, so let me know if you think I'm crazy.
-You know how dogs have all this stuff? -[guard] Izzy!
Tennis balls, sweaters, dog chews, stuff like that.
But they don't have any way to carry it all around…
[romantic piano music plays]
Oh, my God! This is so sweet.
-[music stops] -…and I'm gonna call it "Purses for Dogs."
So what do you think?
Brilliant.
Really? You like it?
Yes, yes.
My mom hated the idea.
She said, "Your job is to be a princess," which, of course, it is.
[music resumes]
-[Izzy] Thank you. -[Lauren] …can do both.
[music stops]
Yes.
Good, 'cause I was actually hoping
we might open the first store on the estate.
Mm-hmm.
[Lauren] And maybe you might wanna be the official mascot.
We put you in your little crown. You can hand out fliers.
That sounds wonderful. Would you excuse me a moment?
I can barely fit in here anymore.
Oh!
This is incredible.
[chuckles]
This used to be mine when I was a boy.
And I figure, I'm not playing with it anymore,
so let's give it to somebody who might love it.
[music box playing delicate tune]
Yeah.
[Thomas] Everett!
I wanted to let you know, there's a Norman invasion outside.
Uh, Your Highness, we were, um--
Playing with toys. Is this how you spend all day long in the guardhouse?
Stop it. You're scaring Everett to death.
He's kidding, I swear.
It's just so hard to tell with him. He's so cardboard.
Ah, I'm sorry, Everett. I was just, uh, kidding around a bit.
Can I ask why the guardhouse has turned into a novelty shop?
I was thinking about what you said the other night,
and I'm not saying you were right--
But?
I need to be the change I wanna see in the world, right?
So I've decided to help the school in the Uber.
Need a partner?
What do you got in mind?
[intense drumbeat plays]
The sides are a little uneven.
But… I am not revolted.
[excited squeak]
-She is not revolted! -She is not revolted!
[excited clamoring]
Here's a beauty. Always been one of my favorites.
It's gorgeous.
Why isn't it in the castle?
The queen likes to switch out the furniture.
Anything she doesn't fancy ends up in the storage.
Can't the staff use the furniture in their houses?
I mean, it's going to waste.
Against policy, I'm afraid.
Absurd! Let's load them all in the truck.
Uh, respectfully, Your Highness, they're not allowed to leave the storage.
Francis, how often does the queen visit the storage?
-Never. -Well, then she she'll never know.
Gather all the gardeners, all 18 of them, and tell 'em to lend us a hand, will you?
Right away, Your Highness.
You know how many gardeners there are?
Well, I've lived here all my life
and been told not to fraternize with the help.
-[in New York accent] How stupid is that? -[chuckles]
No, I didn't ask for 125 pigeons.
I asked for 125 doves
with just a whisper of pink on their wings.
I don't know what's difficult about that.
Y'all need to get it done. That's all.
May I say, you look stunning, my dear?
[sighs]
Walter, do you know if the swans have arrived?
An hour ago. They should be being held out the back here.
Actually, they're on the other side of the castle near the stables.
-I'll show you. -Who is that with the prince?
Who? That's just a temporary employee for the wedding.
Tea? W-We have chamomile.
We have peppermint. Some Earl Grey, perhaps.
You may go, Walter.
Yes. Of course, milady.
That's Izzy from the salon in New York.
-Mm-hmm. -She's super nice, Mom.
I'll bet she is.
Mom. Don't go causing any trouble right before the wedding.
Oh, well, looks like if it was up to this hairdresser,
you wouldn't have a wedding at all.
[chuckles wryly]
Well, maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Excuse me?
I barely know the guy, Mom.
Oh, honey. Knowing your spouse is highly overrated.
How romantic! That gonna be in your wedding toast?
You are just having some pre-wedding jitters. That's all.
Now, Thomas is a kind, charming, handsome prince.
And you're lucky to have him, and he is lucky to have you.
But I'm not ready to settle down yet, Mom.
I wanna start my own business.
Ooh, not another word about those ridiculous cat backpacks!
Dog purses, Mom. God!
Lauren, you're gonna be a princess. This wedding is happenin'.
He just needs his chain yanked a little bit.
[engine turns over]
You okay there?
Yes, yes, yes. I just haven't driven in a while.
-[horn honks] -Oh! [Izzy laughs]
What's so funny? Would you care to drive?
Hey, I'm from New York. We take public transportation.
I'm just glad I didn't eat before we did this.
[Thomas] See? I told you I could drive.
My father used to let me drive at our estate in the north,
but there were no real roads, nothing to hit,
so they were never really proper driving lessons.
It was fun, though.
Only time I got to spend alone with my father.
Most of my memories revolve around me being stuffed into an uncomfortable suit
and propped up for royal photographs.
Once, for my birthday, I got this brand-new pair of tap shoes.
-Cool. -I hated those tap lessons.
Even now when I hear a bird tapping on a window
I break out into a cold sweat.
Oh, my God! Please stop. You're depressing me.
Cheer us up, then. Tell me a story about your childhood.
-Well? -Well, I'm thinkin', okay?
I'm sortin' through a lot of embarrassing stories
that I'm not gonna tell.
Okay. I got one.
It's about my dad.
I was about five.
We had no money and we just moved into my nonna's tiny apartment.
I was havin' a hard time making friends in the neighborhood,
and I was kinda miserable.
I don't even know how my dad didn't get arrested for this,
but he knew some guy who had one of those horse-drawn carriages in Central Park.
So he borrows the guy's horse, and he rode it right to our apartment.
Really?
Yeah.
Here I am, sittin' on the steps, I'm feelin' sorry for myself.
And here comes my dad on a horse.
He scooped me up, rode me all through the neighborhood.
Then he got me gelato.
He even bought gelato for the horse.
[chuckles]
I didn't have trouble making friends after that.
My dad would've loved this place.
He had an adventurous heart.
Like his daughter.
He also had no money, like his daughter.
Ah, I forgot my wallet again.
Are you kidding me? Oh, my God!
[both chuckle]
You really wanna wear a disguise?
Yes. I'd prefer it to be about them, not me.
Totally.
Great disguise, by the way.
Hi.
Hey.
Hey, you must be Jane. I'm Izzy. We spoke on the phone.
Uh, and this is my friend…
-Uh… -[clears throat]
Tommy.
[Thomas] Good day.
I can't thank you enough for doing this. The children are so excited.
Let's not keep 'em waitin'.
Who wants books and toys?
[kids] Yeah!
And spaghetti!
Yeah!
And haircuts!
[kids murmur, groan]
After the spaghetti 'cause we don't want hair in the food.
Yeah!
Okay, let's get some toys up in here. Come on.
-Toys! -[kids] Thank you.
[Izzy] You're welcome. Who wants the book?
This school's about to look a lot different.
[bell ringing]
-Here you go, my man. -Thank you.
There you go.
Do you like it?
Wow! Who are you, and what have you done with Esme?
Do you want some spaghetti?
Okay, I think I've given all the kids a haircut except that one.
You can run but you can't hide.
Well, it's absolutely wonderful.
And it's all because of you.
You helped.
A little.
[Thomas] Just a bit.
[Izzy laughs]
Can you read this to us?
Me? I'd be honored. Come on.
You know, it's easier to read books without sunglasses.
[sighs]
-All right. -Come on.
Hold on. Let me fix this up.
[scoffs]
[camera shutter clicking]
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Just makin' memories.
[birds chirping]
Hey, did I miss breakfast?
They're never this late. I need my coffee in my silver pot.
Two weeks and you're already spoiled.
Spoiled? We're in hair camp, and you're out flirting with hot royalty.
I'm not flirting with Prince Thomas.
[gasps] Oh, how you know we were talking about the prince?
-Yeah. -We didn't say "prince."
No. Maybe we were talking about his dad, the king.
Yeah. His waddles are smexy.
-Have you kissed? -Okay, hold up.
Prince Thomas and I are just friends.
Besides, he's about to get married. You know I wouldn't do that.
Finally, Petra! Where's the coffee at? I need that in my veins.
You okay?
There's something you should see.
[Lola gasps]
-See! I told you. You like him. -D!
You really like him.
It's bad, isn't it? Yeah.
Sorry. It's a cute photo, though.
[sighs]
Is something wrong?
[grunting]
Oh, for heaven's sake! [sighs]
-Think the LaMotts have seen this? -Pray they haven't.
Walter, come in here.
Find Thomas and bring him to us immediately.
I want you to see to it that any copies of this filth are destroyed,
and please inform this girl that her services are no longer necessary.
But Miss Isabella is in charge of hair and makeup for the wedding.
There are two others. They'll stay. She will go.
-But I really feel that-- -John!
Oh, no.
We had a deal. That did not include your boy hooking up with some hairdresser.
-Y'all need to look at this. -We've taken care of it.
Yes, we-- Walter! Now!
I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
It better be. Because there's a lot riding on this weddin'.
-Mm-hmm. -Mmm.
Izzy?
Shoot.
Where's Izzy?
She left.
-Please let me-- -It's okay.
-Let me help you. -No, please.
Izzy.
Izzy!
-Izzy, where are you going? -Haven't you heard? Walter fired me.
I'm so sorry.
Leave us.
It's not his fault. Your parents made him.
-They have no right. -The king and queen have no right?
Look. It doesn't matter.
I'm making a mess of everything, and I'm leavin'.
No, that's not true.
[sighs]
[scoffs]
"Italian Tomato Seduces Prince."
And to think I used to like tabloids.
Please.
I don't want you to go.
-You're getting married tomorrow. -To someone I don't know.
Someone I don't love.
Don't go.
I can't do this.
["Worst Kind of Hurt" by Laura Marano and Wrabel plays]
♪ Been spending all my time ♪
♪ Wishing we'd be forever ♪
♪ Imagining your smile ♪
♪ That we were together ♪
♪ But we were In different places the whole time ♪
♪ We lost a war But never even had a fight ♪
♪ I wish you made me hate you ♪
♪ When we said goodbye ♪
♪ The worst kind of hurt The kind that just burns ♪
♪ Is when there's no good reason It didn't work ♪
♪ When you're still in love But it's not enough ♪
♪ And nothing's even wrong But you wish it was ♪
♪ You didn't hurt me ♪
♪ I didn't hurt you ♪
♪ I still want you ♪
♪ But we don't want the same things ♪
♪ We can't be what we were ♪
♪ But I'll always be yours ♪
Stop the car!
Stop it, please.
[brakes screech]
[phone ringing]
Oh, Izzy, are you there?
-Uh, Mama. Hi, are you okay? -No.
No. I-I'm okay, but, uh, the salon, not so much.
You've gone too far this time.
I suppose we could say the same thing to you.
Do you know how much damage control we had to do
over your incident with the hairdresser?
Son, you're about to get married. Have some discretion.
I'm not getting married. I'm calling the wedding off.
The wedding will proceed.
Our entire lifestyle and the fate of the crown rests upon it.
What are you talking about?
We…
are penniless.
-Penniless? -High inflation. Bad investments.
Bad decisions.
It's not easy for monarchs these days.
Do you know how expensive it is to heat a 200-room castle?
Well, I don't either, but it's--
The LaMotts wanted land to develop. We needed cash.
That's the arrangement in the arranged marriage.
Wait, what-- what land?
The Uber. As the city's grown, it's become quite prime real estate.
And the LaMotts are renovating it for the people?
Well, they're renovating it. But not for those people.
"Those people"?
We had no choice.
I will not be a part of the injustice done to that community.
Thomas.
Thomas! Just wait.
Go forth with the wedding, and we promise you we'll do right by them.
We will find them a better place to live.
Your marriage is our only hope for survival.
[sighs]
[classical music plays]
We got this.
For the salon, for each other, but most of all…
[both] For Izzy.
[intense drumbeat playing]
Who's ready to look gorgeous today?
Get your patootie in the chair, sweetie. We about to go in.
[exhales]
[Lola] Okay, D. I'm here for you.
-Hairbrush. -Hairbrush.
You ready?
Let's go.
[clock ticking]
What do you think of this hat?
Excellent!
What's excellent about it?
Thomas, I grew up in a very small village.
As it so happened, I did very well in school,
and by the time I was a young man,
I had caught the attention of the Royal Academy
who offered me the coveted job of tutoring the young prince,
a very naughty three-year-old boy.
The problem was there was someone,
Richard,
and we were very much in love.
But when you're called to duty, you must go.
What happened to Richard?
I had to leave him behind.
Why are you telling me all this?
'Cause I have enjoyed a privileged life
no one in my village could ever have dreamed of.
I have a wonderful job and all the material possessions one could want.
Yet, what does it all mean without love?
I'm sorry.
Don't get married.
What about Father and Catherine?
The last time I checked, they were grown adults.
They got into this mess, they should get themselves out.
You're not in love with Lauren.
You're in love with Izzy.
I don't think she loves me.
I know love when I see it.
I hate the hat.
[both laughing]
-[straining] -[grunting]
Thank you, Walter. Thank you.
[sighs]
The anticipation is killing me, ladies.
[Destiny] Okay, we're done.
Boom.
Oh, my stars!
Her hair, her makeup, she…
I've never seen her look lovelier.
You're all incredible. [chuckles]
Where you located?
183rd Street, right next to Cho's Dry Cleaners.
We accept walk-ins.
Pardon me.
I'd like to speak to Lauren.
Alone.
Well, no, that's not possible.
I'm afraid it is.
Have you checked the flowers recently?
I heard the delivery man was stuck or something.
-Apparently they were covered in slugs. -He said you needed geraniums…
Lauren, I, uh, I know this is our wedding day,
so the timing of this is a bit off.
Not just a bit, quite a bit.
You're a wonderful person. It's not that.
And I know it's awful when people say, "It's not you, it's me."
But it is. It is me.
I-- Call me old-fashioned,
but I like to think that love should be a factor in getting married,
the-- the main factor.
-And, well-- -Thomas, stop.
You're smiling.
I don't wanna get married either.
[relieved sigh] Yes.
[both chuckle, sigh]
Always a pleasure.
What was that nonsense all about?
Mom, we need to talk.
[soft gasp]
[both whispering] Oh, my God!
Hi.
Mrs. Johnson.
Izzy! Baby, you're back.
I'm so sorry you had to cut your big trip short.
-It's okay. It was time to leave. -Well, I'll tell you what.
This always makes you feel better. On the house.
No, thank you, Mrs. Johnson. My tabloid days are over.
-[kids] Izzy! -Hey! Hi.
I missed you guys so much. Get over here. Yes!
Got you presents.
Boom,
boom, and boom.
I have no idea either.
Izzy, you should've seen the fire.
Yeah, if you were here, you could've put it out.
Probably not this time.
[Izzy's mom gasps]
Oh, my baby's home!
Oh, look!
[in Italian] There was nothing we could do. It all went up so fast.
Hey, hey, hey. I'm just glad nobody got hurt.
Izzy, we tried to save your globe.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Sorry.
[slow clapping]
Well, well, well…
I've warned you about that slow clappin', Doug.
You did it this time, didn't you, Izzy?
Unless you got more money,
and I mean a lot more money, in that magic globe of yours,
I don't know what I will tell the owner.
Don't worry about it. Mr. Bartoli and I have already spoken.
You spoke to Mr. Bartoli? How did you--
He was surprised to hear about the trouble with the property,
since he paid you to have it rewired a year ago.
Well, he paid me. I--
He was more surprised to hear about the money you've collected from me.
Money he's never seen.
He sounded pretty upset.
-He did? -He did.
[gulps loudly]
Get out of my salon, Doug.
-Ow! -[Izzy] Oh!
[kids] It's a rubber band shooter!
[all laughing]
[Izzy] Hey, hey, Doug.
Know what I love about this neighborhood?
Huh?
Everything.
-Adios! -Get out of here!
Ciao, bello.
[Izzy] That's right, keep on walking.
-[kids shouting] -[Doug] Get away!
Thank God you're home!
[romantic Italian ballad playing]
Yes, thank you very-- That's enough. Thank you.
You know, I think the salon burning down was a blessing in disguise.
We are free of Doug, and with Mr. Bartoli rebuilding the salon,
we can redo the interior how we want.
We can go wallpaper shopping.
[Nonna laughing]
No? You don't agree?
Isabella, what's wrong with you?
Something happen that you're not telling me?
[in Italian] Leave the poor girl. She's been through a lot.
-Hey! How you doin'? -[all] Hey!
-Nate! -[Nate] Wow, look at that!
-Did you tell your mom, yet? -Uh, no, Nate.
I was waiting for everyone to have alcohol in them, but thank you.
Tell me what?
Who wants Chianti? Are we out? Because I can just go to the store--
[in Italian] We always have Chianti.
I am retiring.
[all cheer]
Oh, good for you.
Wait. The community center is closing?
No, no, it's just, uh… [clicks tongue]
Just gettin' a new director.
Me.
-Isabella! -Izzy!
That's great news, child.
I'm sorry, Mama.
But bein' a hairdresser isn't my dream.
No, it's your job.
It's called life.
It's not my life.
You are so much like your father.
I know.
I love you.
-Mama. Come here. -Oh, Nonna.
[indistinct chatter]
[Izzy's family laughing]
[hoofbeats approaching]
[horse neighs]
Thomas?
What are you doin'?
Just riding a horse.
You know, whenever I travel, I like to blend in.
But the wedding.
It was canceled.
Izzy…
Hi.
So, there's something I have to confess.
I haven't been completely honest with you.
That night that we went into town and you accused me of giving you the look?
Well, I was giving you that look.
And I wanna look at you like that for the rest of my life.
Isabella…
[in Italian] You are the stars.
[in Italian] The light of my life I've always looked for.
[in Italian] Together, we can change the world.
Your Italian isn't that rusty.
I've been practicing.
[delicate, romantic music playing]
[Destiny and Lola cheering]
I told you you love him!
-It's so beautiful. -Oh, my God! Did I or did I not call it?
I called it, right?
-I think I'm psychic. -[Lola] No, I said it too.
When you were walking along, we saw you two.
We were like-- I felt it right from the start.
May I offer you a ride?
Where to?
Well, I promised the horse some gelato.
Would you like some?
Sure.
Got any money?
Oh. Mmm.
I got you covered.
You better hope you ride that horse better than you drive a truck.
I will try.
-I love you, Wally. -I love you. [crying]
[laughing]
["Dance With You" by Laura Marano and Grey plays]
♪ Won't you be my somebody? ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ I want to dance with you ♪
♪ I feel the heat with you ♪
♪ Won't you be my somebody? ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ Say you wanna dance Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ I really wanna dance with you ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ Hold up a minute Go from the top ♪
♪ Hitting my limit Don't wanna stop ♪
♪ I'll just admit it You're what I want, you're what I want ♪
♪ Tell me you want me, that'd be enough ♪
♪ Don't say you're sorry Don't play it off ♪
♪ I'll just admit it You're what I want, you're what I want ♪
♪ Your touch, it feels like magic Your body looks so cool ♪
♪ Not to be dramatic ♪
♪ But I'll die if I can't have you ♪
♪ I wanna dance with you ♪
♪ I feel the heat with you ♪
♪ Won't you be my somebody? ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ Know what I wanna say But every time you come around ♪
♪ Just one look at your face And I can barely make a sound ♪
♪ So maybe, baby, take my hand ♪
♪ Let's dance, yeah ♪
♪ Your touch, it feels like magic Your body looks so cool ♪
♪ Not to be dramatic ♪
♪ But I'll die if I can't have you ♪
♪ I wanna dance with you ♪
♪ I feel the heat with you ♪
♪ Won't you be my somebody? ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ Say you wanna dance Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ I really wanna Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ I really wanna dance with you ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ I wanna dance with you ♪
♪ I feel the heat with you ♪
♪ Won't you be my somebody? ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ I wanna dance with you ♪
♪ I feel the heat with you ♪
♪ Won't you be my somebody? ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance Dance with ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance Say you wanna dance ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ Don't you wanna dance Don't you wanna dance ♪
♪ I really wanna dance with you ♪
♪ Won't you tell me you love me? ♪
[instrumental closing music playing]