[theme music playing]
All right, it's finally here, The Single Life.
Let's go.
I know how I am when I'm emotional, and it's like a typhoon.
You were living in Florida. It's a hurricane.
Typhoon is in the Pacific.
Did you tell Jamal you were going?
Like...
-Well, I'm excited. He needs to go. -Yeah!
-Looks like a commercial for HPV vaccine. -[laughs]
I have a reservation for two for Tyray.
-You can follow me. -Okay, thanks.
Comes with flowers, made a reservation.
He's doing everything right.
Good he's there first. He's not late.
He's always there first. What are you talking about?
Good. I like a good, punctual man.
Then why do you like me? 'Cause I ain't punctual.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Woo-hoo! Single Life night.
Pizza party in the house.
I've never made pizza here before.
What's going into the pizza?
-Ooh. This is going to be good. -I don't know.
It's going to be good.
Pizza, Single Life.
What's going to happen with Natalie?
[Jovi] All right, are you excited? Single Life's on.
-You need to be this excited, too, come on. Let's go. -Stop it.
Episode two, Single Life.
Oh.
You need a brain for that.
[Kobe] Oh, my gosh, babe, it's date night.
Mwah.
No, because we wouldn't even make it past one episode.
-Why? -We would fall in love
and make babies and get married
and live happily ever after in my mom and dad's basement.
Oh, my gosh. [laughs]
[Armando] Who are you most excited to see?
[Kenny] Natalie, of course.
She brings the drama, and I'm here for her.
I know, especially after she bombed Josh's interview last week.
Oh, my gosh. That was the best.
A lot of the interest I have tonight is also all the unknowns.
We haven't seen Tim, Veronica.
-And we haven't heard anything. -Yeah, so I want to know.
We want to know. We want to know now.
Let's start watching.
[soft music playing]
Where are we at?
Ah... I'm gonna guess Greece.
Ooh, look at the coffee.
Ooh!
Chantel.
-Chantel's getting feistier. -Oh, my gosh.
Oh, hey, Chantel and friends.
Yeah, she looks good. She looks like she's happier
-Yeah. -than we left her.
You like extra sauce?
Extra sauce.
Chantel, you look cute. How you feeling?
[Chantel] Oh, my goodness.
I can't believe I kissed that guy.
-Yeah. -It's okay.
It's okay.
It doesn't matter. It's all good.
You have that mouth open like a fish.
[makes sound]
That's what you're there for.
Just enjoying what happens in Greece stays in Greece.
Yeah, there you go.
I mean, at the end of the day, this is,
I think, a whole healing journey for you.
Like, you cried last night. Today is a new day.
Are we going to make olive oil?
That's what I was going to say.
-Are we going to taste it or make it? -I think a little of both.
Ooh, gonna make olive oil.
That's so cool.
[bleep] no. 50-50 shot.
I've never made a pizza in my life.
Why?
I'm too busy watching this show.
Hello.
So, welcome to Greece. Let's have fun.
Today, we're gonna do some activities.
Okay.
You know how to make olive oil or something?
-No. -Never have I ever.
Okay, come with me. We're gonna show you everything.
Chantel, get his number.
He's cute. He's a hunk.
-He looks like a Greek God. -Yeah.
[laughs]
You think George looks like a Greek God?
Ooh, I'd ride that God from the neck down.
From the neck down.
You would ride that? Is that what you said?
Or climb, I meant. Or how do you say it?
-Okay, I should shut up. -Yeah.
Oh, they smell good.
It's, like, wet at the bottom.
-Girl, I'm not a farm girl. -Go, go, go.
You got to crush them like that? That looks old school.
-This is the opposite of being wined and dined. -Oh, my God.
You working for it.
-Push, push. -Push, ladies, push.
-Push with the push. -Get going.
-Push, push. -Get going, get going.
When we come, we'll be coming home. When we come.
[laughing]
Push, push, push, push.
So basically, they have free labor for their olive oil place.
That looks like fun, though.
Chantel, your booty is bouncing.
Work, work.
-Oh, hold on now. -Shake that ass.
Uh-oh, George likes it.
Oh, George is liking it.
Are you supposed to twerk while you make olive oil, I wonder?
It's Chantel's version.
Whoo!
Wait, you do shots of olive oil?
-No, I think it's probably a cocktail. -Oh. [chuckles]
Is this the club or an olive oil place?
You did it very good.
-[Kayleigh] Thank you. -I'm surprised.
So your reward is we have to dance later.
We go for party.
-Boom, boom, boom. -Okay, so we need to go check...
-We going out... -Ready to party.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
I feel like my chances of meeting Mr. Right in a club
are pretty low, but I'm just gonna go with
an open mind and have fun.
I'm not going to worry about the future
and I'm definitely not gonna worry about the past.
I know, another night in Greece.
Chantel does know how to party. I got to give her credit.
I know we party many a nights.
I mean, Chantel is definitely going to get over Pedro
and her heartbreak 'cause she is in Greece.
She's around all these Greek Gods.
She's going to have a good time.
By the time she gets back to America,
Pedro won't... she even know.
Pedro who?
That's what's going to happen.
[soft music playing]
-Okay, where we at? -Somewhere romantic.
Someone in love.
-Is this L.A.? Yes, Natalie! -Oh.
-What is going to happen? -I was wrong.
Someone not in love.
Or is she in love?
-She's trying to be. -She's trying to be.
All right, back in L.A.
What is Natalie gonna do today?
Yeah.
-We got the cheese. -I'm ready!
And now put your krapow on?
She gets her hopes up, she moves for Josh,
and he just lets her down immediately.
Mmm.
Hmm.
Why are you going to ignore the man who's trying to help you?
Well, she has a heart next to his name.
That's a good sign.
She hasn't taken off and put a devil there
-or something. -Right.
Or a poop emoji.
[line ringing]
Yay, Natalie's calling him back. Good.
-That's a good sign. -Can't ignore him all day.
You literally moved there for the guy.
Well, I'm happy you called me back.
Oh, yeah, after seven calls.
Only seven?
She's, like, playing this game.
Your time schedule, uh, put me by surprise.
I'm sorry, I will try and be, you know,
a little bit more clear like with the days that
I do have and the times and, um,
I just want to make sure that you're okay.
Well, Josh, I'm not exactly okay
because I want more time.
And I need apartment.
All my dreams and, you know, all my plans just crash
into, like, reality of your schedule.
I feel like there's a lot going on right now, right?
Her mom just moved here, and she's trying to move to L.A. so fast.
She doesn't really have security when she gets to L.A.,
and she's expecting a lot from Josh,
and he doesn't seem to be willing to give, and it's just complicated.
Yeah.
Yeah, I accept your apology.
I just feel like I know how I am when I'm emotional,
and it's like a typhoon.
You were living in Florida. It's a hurricane.
Typhoon is in the Pacific.
That's actually the most accurate thing I've ever heard.
Look at Natalie. She's very self-aware about everything.
Thank you, Josh.
I'm kind of working really hard on myself
towards a great stuff in life.
Hopefully, it's with you.
And I'm sorry.
-Ooh, she apologized. -Wow.
I mean, look at their relationship.
It has evolved a lot since last season, for sure.
Mm-hmm.
[Josh] I'm happy to see you smiling.
Mm-hmm.
And, you know, I'm gonna keep my word.
I wanna go, you know, look at some places with you.
So, I'll pick you up later.
Whoa! Whoo!
We're going to look for an apartment today.
How late is later, though?
Yeah, we'll see. Hopefully they find something.
How are they gonna go look at apartments?
At 7:00 o'clock?
Maybe.
Um, I'm looking forward to seeing you.
Okay?
All right, I'll see you later.
Bye.
Oven is preheated, T-Doc. Last bit of...
Time to put it in the oven.
[Veronica] I'm like Cher. I don't need a rich husband.
I'm a rich girl...
Actually, Cher said, "I don't need a rich man.
I am a rich man."
-That's what Cher said. -Oh.
Do you know who Cher is?
Okay.
All right. Well, there we go.
[Chantel] My cookies have been locked away.
Bring on the men.
-Have some fun. -Yes.
-Live your life. -Go, Chantel.
Open your cookie.
You better come get these cookies before they get stale.
[Yara speaking]
Help you?
Ow!
Okay.
What's going on here? What are you trying to get me to do?
-You want to stretch? I'll give you a stretch. -[screams, laughs]
[soft music playing]
-I know that booty. -I know that booty, too.
I've seen it up and close.
-Veronica. -Veronica. Okay.
She's back.
Ah.
[Veronica] Ooh, that's a big boy.
She needs to get together with Chantel and compare vegetables.
I was gonna say, all the single girls on this
are really into vegetables this season.
My name is Veronica.
I'm 37 years old, and I live in Charlotte, North Carolina.
I'm a very independent woman. I'm like Cher.
I don't need a rich husband.
I'm a rich girl.
Actually, Cher said, "I don't need a rich man.
I am a rich man."
-That's what Cher said. -Oh.
Do you know who Cher is?
Okay. All right. Well, there we go.
Oh, God.
Those tomatoes are so bad.
Do not eat one.
[Veronica] In the past eight years.
I've dated people of all different races, heights,
like, you name it, socioeconomic backgrounds.
And then about nine months ago,
I was posting a video on social media,
and this guy slid into the DMs.
Her face looks like our drink.
And that's how I met Jamal.
Oh, Jamal! I see what you're doing over here.
You know what?
It's the way his mom slid into Soulja Boy's DMs.
Everybody's just sliding into the DMs in that family.
Sliding into DMs.
We decided that we're gonna give
the exclusivity thing a try.
Morning.
Hello. Look at you.
No, they visit each other. He's in California, she's in North Carolina.
Oh, so he's like--
Things between Jamal and I have been going
pretty well since we decided to commit to being exclusive,
and we've been traveling back and forth between San Diego
and Charlotte.
They're definitely racking up some frequent flyer miles.
That's a long-ass booty call.
What do you think? Tim's gonna think that they're exclusive.
I think he's gonna like it, because he didn't seem
to be a fan of them on the Tell-All.
He didn't seem to be a fan, but that was the big problem,
is that he wouldn't be exclusive, so now he is.
-So what can you say? -True that.
[Veronica] I feel like we always get along when we're together.
-It's just, like, the second you leave, -Yeah.
you suck at communication.
Mmm.
[imitating Veronica] "Jamal, you don't text back fast enough."
You don't text back at all.
I think they probably have a three-hour time difference, too.
So, like, she's probably going to sleep.
Jamal's probably partying still, I would imagine.
-Yeah. -That's why he ain't answering his phone.
It's really important.
I hate texting. I'd rather just call.
[Jamal] Veronica takes it personally when I'm not available to her,
and I can see maybe an insecurity of her overthinking, like,
"Oh, he just doesn't care to talk to me."
But that's never been the case.
I couldn't imagine when we were long distance,
if I would not text you immediately back,
I don't care what I was doing, you would have an attitude.
That's why I kept you in check, though,
and that's why you're here now.
Gosh, when we were long distance, we talked every day.
Communication is definitely key.
-Yeah. -And if your phone's on do not disturb, "Oh, hell no."
Be like, "You know what, don't even come."
[Veronica] I want to settle down, like, forever, ever with someone.
And I just want things to keep going well
for Jamal and my relationship.
I think it's worth the risk, but if he hurts me,
it, you know, could crush me.
I'm sorry, you've been replaced.
Chloe and Veronica are moving to San Diego.
You got him beat. You used to cook for me naked in China.
I was like, damn, shake it from the front.
[laughs]
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
Where are we going? Is it the party night?
Ooh, is this Chantel at the club?
Hey...
It is Chantel.
Chantel in green, too.
We'll drink with you.
[upbeat music playing]
I really hope this spot is cute.
It better be.
[Chantel] Tonight, we're going to meet up with George
and Malia, and we're going to have a lot of fun.
They're going to meet with a tour guide?
-Oh, yeah. -24-hour party, baby.
-Hmm. -They all look bored going there, though.
Wake up!
[laughing]
[Chantel] I've been single for six months now,
but in reality, Pedro and I
hadn't been intimate for an entire year.
In other words, she needs to get laid. [laughing]
Go for it!
-Okay. -Go have a one-night stand.
Nobody judging.
[Chantel] My cookies have been locked away, neglected.
I'm sexy. I'm young. I'm in my prime.
Bring on the men.
-Yes. -Have some fun.
-Live your life. -Go, Chantel.
Open your cookie tonight.
You better come get these cookies before they get stale.
Giannis.
A professional football player.
What?
-That's my kind of man. -I was a soccer player.
Oh, she's liking the European guys over here.
But she likes all of them too young.
I know, they are very young.
-I think this guy's probably like 22 years old, too. -Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, this is a full-service experience.
First you make olive oil during the day,
then you go out clubbing with them at night.
Jeez.
Meeting football players.
-Let's go to Greece. -Greece is the place to be.
[George speaking]
Okay.
-Whoa, this is so fast. -Oh, my gosh.
Mama's made some fresh-baked cookies.
I think she's feeling him already, holding hands.
He's checking her out. I like it.
Do they wear deodorant in Greece?
Yeah, I'm sure.
I've heard men in Europe still stink.
They might be really good-looking,
-Oh, my God. -but they stink.
Your honeydew's hitting you.
Go ahead, Chantel.
Oh, they're going in private now.
I feel like Giannis is the kind of guy that Chantel wants right now.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
[Chantel speaking]
-Oh. -Confident.
I mean, it's a nice conversation from the start,
and I feel like Giannis also is into the game.
Like, okay, girl, if you want to play,
if you're looking for a man, I'm right here for you.
You're a hottie.
-I was just crying about it yesterday, but it's long gone. -Yeah.
He's like, it doesn't matter for me. You're hot, all right?
He's understanding 'cause he wants to get in your pants tonight.
-Yeah, be careful. -Be careful.
-He's not looking long-term. -No.
Yeah, all right, all right.
Yes, you go, girl. She gave him the number.
Are you happy for this one?
Of course.
I mean, that's the best guy we've seen so far out of the three, I think.
You think Giannis is gonna get his hand in the cookie jar?
-[laughing] -He's a professional football player.
He's gonna finally yell, "Goal!"
Thank you. See you later.
Let's go.
[Chantel] Tonight was a good night.
[Chantel] I'm surprised that I met somebody who I'm interested in
getting to know better.
That was quick.
Oh...
[Chantel] I'm scared that maybe there'll be red flags that
I don't see.
So I'm going to trust myself and this process of finding
new love again.
I mean, Chantel looks really into this guy.
I feel like we'll see him again soon.
Yeah, we'll definitely seen them. Oh, yeah.
I hope there is a date between them two,
because I could see a date going well.
Yeah, it seems sweet so far, so hopefully.
Chantel is definitely living her single life.
-Let's cheers to her on that. -Cheers to her.
To your single life, girl.
[Tyray] Maybe, you know, she got stuck in traffic,
or maybe she ran out of gas
or something, so I'm just trying to wait
and see and stay positive.
She could be getting ready, trying to make herself look
-Yeah. -pretty for the date.
It makes sense.
You've been late two and a half hours on our dates.
I have never been late two and a half hours.
[David] Oh, T-Doc, look at this.
Oh, my God. This look amazing.
It was hard to cut.
-You ready to try? -Can I?
Oh, my God. I'm so nervous.
Oh, my God.
Good pizza, good show, good wife, good life.
-Cheers to us. -Cheers!
Where we going?
♪ Holding close ♪
♪ 'Cause somebody loves you Yeah, yeah Somebody... ♪
-Ah, Tyray. -Tyray.
Let's see how his date goes.
Ready for him to find his future woman.
After being catfished by Carmella online,
I feel like what's best for me is to date in person.
And I'm excited to turn over this new leaf.
I'm 100% ready to go on a first date.
I'm excited.
You know, it's something I've been looking forward to
doing for a long time now.
Date day.
Mm-hmm.
With Tiffany, who's so nice.
Can you imagine first date at 33 years old?
Oh, my God, I feel like Mylah's already on a date right now.
She's got a boyfriend in school, she tells us.
Even Mylah has a boyfriend already.
There's no doubt.
Get that boom-boom. You need it.
♪ This is a new beginning A brand new day ♪
♪ New beginning A brand new day ♪
[Tyray] I think flowers are a good first move.
I chose the blue ones because I like them.
They pop, you know?
And I chose the multicolored ones because they're different.
Okay, smart man.
-He's going in the right direction to start. -Yes.
Nice, nice.
Flowers can be, like, just genuine no matter
what's gonna happen on the date, right?
I do kind of get the vibe from Tiffany
that she likes, you know, the man to kind of, you know,
be in charge and take, you know, initiative.
But in my mind, I think she should definitely
make the first move.
She's gonna tell him exactly.
-You get your ass over here... -Yeah.
Yeah...
Hello.
I have a reservation for two for Tyray.
-You can follow me. -Oh, okay, thanks.
Perfect.
-All right. -We'll be right with you.
Okay, thank you.
Uh...
Aw, it's his first date. Tyray, don't be nervous.
-It's gonna go great. -Yep.
He looks good. Yeah.
You can do it.
If I can do it, you can do it, bro.
Comes with flowers, made a reservation.
He's doing everything right.
Impressive. Impressive.
Good, he's there first, he's not late.
He's always there first, what are you talking about?
He's probably there a half hour early.
Good, I like a good, punctual man.
Then why do you like me, 'cause I ain't punctual?
I don't know what I was thinking.
I totally changed my priorities with you.
-Hello, how are you? -Good, how are you doing?
Wonderful, thank you.
We're waiting on on more?
-Yeah. -Okay, sweet.
-Can I just get some water for now, please? -Yeah, absolutely.
I'll bring two water for you guys.
-Okay, thank you. -You're welcome.
Oh, no, she better show up. Don't even tell me this.
I'm just praying that she's just late.
-She's just in traffic. -She could be getting ready,
-trying to make herself look pretty for the date. -Yeah.
It makes sense.
I mean, being late to a date is absolutely, to me,
a red flag.
But I was also military, so I'm 15 minutes early
because I value people's time.
Yeah.
-30 minutes, you got to leave. -30 minutes?
20 minutes at most, man.
I've never been late to a date before.
I don't like to be late to anything.
Especially the first date.
You've been late two and a half hours on our dates.
I've never been late two and a half hours.
[Tyray] Maybe, you know, she got stuck in traffic,
or maybe she ran out of gas or something,
so I'm just trying to wait and see and stay positive.
I just hope she turns up soon.
Ran out of gas. He's already thinking of all these excuses.
Got a flat tire.
You know, she had a date before me
and it ran late, but I'm waiting.
He made excuses for Carmela too, didn't he?
He's good at that.
Because he put in so much effort.
That's effort.
What effort you put into your marriage?
So what are you, like, doing, like, for fun?
Some wine, a movie.
What kind of movie?
What was that last one?
He's not into coodling because he's not into physical stuff.
-You want to go coodling? -Let's go coodling.
-Let's go coodle my poodle. -Coodling.
-[Armando] Hey, Kenny. -Oh, boy.
[laughs]
-Oh, my God. -I bought some feathers.
Since I know Miss Debbie loves her feather fans,
I thought we'd do some ourselves.
For Hannah.
For Hannah or for you?
For both of us, but Hannah will like them.
We can do them right now.
I got the glue, the feathers, everything,
and they'll be dry in the morning.
Oh, okay.
Well, you're the arts and crafts guy.
Well, that's why I'm going to put this down,
because I know you're messy with crafts.
This feels good just like this.
We're going to Debbie it out.
Okay.
[upbeat music playing]
Roller blade in. We should go do that one day.
Where are we?
Back to North Carolina with Veronica.
And Jamal.
I just dropped Jamal off at the airport a couple hours ago,
and he's heading back to San Diego.
And now he's not gonna answer his phone again.
Do not disturb.
Did you tell Jamal you were going?
Like...
I did tell him that it would be in his best interest for you
to find someone so that you're happy,
-'cause when you're happy... -Yeah.
...then everyone can be happy.
And you're out of their business.
Nobody's sliding into his DMs.
-Oh, I'm excited. -Yeah!
I broke up with my ex-girlfriend
about six months ago.
Going out is not really my type of thing.
I don't drink, I don't dance, and I'm just not a very sociable guy.
He doesn't drink, he doesn't dance.
He went all the way to Colombia with one of
the hottest girls in Colombia and didn't get laid.
Me too, me too.
-[Tim] All right. -[Veronica] You've got this.
I got it.
[upbeat music playing]
All right, what they doing here? What is this?
I don't know.
What you do with them? You just talk to them?
Talk to them. What you do, Jovi.
Can I try it?
Looks like a commercial for HPV vaccine.
[laughing]
I'm almost 43.
-Never been married. -What about you?
I've been married.
-No kids. -No kids?
-47. -Oh, wow, you look great.
-Thank you. -What's your skincare routine?
He's like, "Make me look younger, too."
Tim's got game like you, babe.
You're basically admitting you have no game.
[laughing]
I think sometimes he comes off like a girlfriend
-Very... -than a potential date.
-Yeah. -Like, "What's your skincare routine?"
I love your eyeshadow.
[laughter]
Louisa?
-Yes. -Hey!
What are the odds, right?
Louisa and I started talking years ago on social media,
but we never got a chance to meet in person.
I still can't believe, Tim, that, like,
of all the people, leave it to you to find
the one Colombian Latina girl in a bar
-full of Southern ladies. -Isn't that weird?
Sometimes I wonder if he dates Latinas to make Veronica jealous.
Maybe.
I mean, that's what people said about me in China.
Leave it to me to find the one black guy in China.
Me and Tim have that in common.
So what are you, like, doing, like, for fun?
What kind of movie?
What was that last word?
-Coodling. -Coodling.
-You want to go coodling? -Let's go poodle.
Let's go coodle by poodle.
One thing about Tim, he's not into coodling,
because he's not into physical stuff.
-Like, you know, he just wants to, you know... -Yeah.
Well, that was the problem he had with Jeniffer,
that he did not give enough of physical affection, so...
I would really like to do something with you.
Like, we should do something, like, and see if we have some fun.
You want to do that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. She said yes. She said yes.
Yeah. All right. Tim's got a date.
[Veronica] I cannot believe you actually scored a date.
Do you have any tips for me that I should be, like,
-super aware of? -Yeah.
Yeah. Actually get laid.
If she says she wants to have sex, give her sex.
[Tim] You have no idea.
You made my night running into you.
It was so nice to meet you. Seriously.
I can't wait. It's going to be fun.
-I'm looking forward to it. -I love your eyes.
Well, thank you.
No, Veronica wants him to get laid.
I hope they work out. She is cute.
-Are you done with your fan? -I'm done.
I used about every feather.
-You're not a Greek God. -[gasps]
You're an American God.
Good save.
-I'll save them on the side so they can dry up. -Okay.
Thank you.
[Tyray] I don't want to immediately think that, you know, she stood me up.
But it's a lot emotionally.
I am a little worried she won't show up.
They're gonna die.
[laughing]
They say that French is one of the most romantic languages.
-Hmm-hmm. -And I love when you speak French to me.
Speak to me in French, Papi.
[speaking in French]
Babe, that's so cute.
What are you saying?
Oh, you're not even saying things sweet.
All right, I was just saying, like, I love you,
and I just love watching, you know, this TV show,
Single Life with you and stuff like that.
-Aw, that was romantic. Thank you. -Mm-hmm.
[soft music playing]
-But that's the... Tyray. -You know who that is, Tyray.
Let's see if Tiffany shows up finally.
She better, she better.
The suspense.
They're gonna die.
[Tyray] I'm sitting here in the restaurant waiting
for Tiffany to show up for our first date,
and she still hasn't arrived yet.
Oh, my God. Is she keeping in contact with you?
Oh, there's the water, so it hasn't been too long.
The water arrived.
All right. Come on, baby.
Where are you?
[Tyray] I don't want to immediately think that, you know,
she stood me up, but, um, it's a lot emotionally.
I am a little worried she won't show up.
She's gonna show up. We got to think positive.
I mean, after a certain point, like, 30 minutes,
I would text, say, "Hey, is everything okay?"
Make sure you're not in an accident.
[laughs]
I texted her.
Yeah, nothing back from her.
I just wish she would at least answer the text.
Oh, my God, Tiffany.
Damn it. I hate this.
Now I'm getting kind of mad, too.
[Jovi] 7:30.
I know. Or just tell them you're not coming if you're not coming, right?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Do you want to taste any wines or anything?
-Um... Um, I do. -Not to pressure you or anything, but...
You do? Okay.
I like Riesling, actually.
-Riesling? Okay. -All right, thank you.
[woman] Sounds good. You're welcome.
-Okay, good, good, good. Go with it. -There we go.
You know, you start with a white wine like Riesling,
which is sweet, and you work your way up to reds.
Yeah, have yourself a drink, Tyray. You know what?
If she don't show up, enjoy your dinner by yourself.
[Tyray] I guess I'll call her next.
No, you don't [bleep] do that, bro.
She ain't coming.
You shouldn't have to be calling her.
She should be calling you saying,
"Hey, I got hung up or whatever the deal is."
-[automated voice] Please leave your message. - [gasps]
Did it go straight to voicemail?
-What the [bleep]? -Oh, [bleep].
-No, I don't know. -This is ridiculous.
It took a while for me to, you know, get myself together mentally,
you know, and want to actually go out and date again.
So for this to happen, you know, on my first date,
it's kind of like, like, "Damn, like, is it me?"
[imitates rimshot]
[Veronica] Next time on 90 Day: The Single Life...
-Back to Greece. -Yes!
He actually invited us to come to his hometown.
[Kayleigh] And how far do we actually have to go?
But it's gonna be an experience.
-I knew she was gonna meet him again. -Yay!
-He's the one I like so far, so it's good. -Oh, my gosh.
So would you drive four hours for some D?
I better be good if I am.
[Chantel] I keep saying that I want more adventure in my life,
and this is definitely adventurous.
Hi.
Wow.
I got into an online dating site.
What?
I've met a nice man.
What's his full name, date of birth, and social security number?
Oh, hell no.
He's gonna run him.
Cop Julian in the house.
When I got online, I lied and said I was 57,
and lo and behold, all the men started to come.
[laughing]
Everybody was sliding into her DMs once she turned 57.
Story of your life, huh?
Hmm, why does my ball keep going that way?
Oh, they're on their date.
She's so cute.
-You need to kiss me. Like, you want me to show you? -No.
I'm a very slow person.
Oh, wow, Tim, you gotta step it up.
He is a slow person.
Hanging out with him, he walks slow,
he gets up slow, he moans, he groans.
[Patrick] Don't drop the baby.
[John] I'm not going to drop the baby.
Oh, oh.
Johnny, that's my G.
-Oh, Patrick and Thais. -Wow.
-And John. -Wow, look at that.
They're, like, nervous about John holding the baby.
I would be, too, especially if he had a couple already.
Do you see yourself having one of these?
-No. -Why don't you want to have kids?
[Thais] He doesn't like to have responsibility.
Well, he's got to find a girl first.
You know, I went and saw Megan.
To me, it sounded like, you know, a booty call.
I mean, sometimes booty calls actually work.
Mm-hmm.
I was your one-night stand. Now look at me now.
Look at me now.
-How are you? -I'm good.
Hello, beautiful. Nice to see you.
-Oh, Mom finally meets Josh. -Oh.
Yeah, you better bring 'em to a nice place, Josh.
[speaking in foreign language]
Just give it your best.
Just say it.
-And don't change it up now. -[laughs]
-Uh-oh. -She is just like her mom.
-Mama bear, man. She is not playing. -Like, babe--
She looks just like her mom.
She looks just like her mom when she did that.
Her face like...
Just like Natalie when she's mad.
Oh, my gosh.
What great, great episode. So exciting.
So much love.
-Oh. -[laughs]
Mmm.
You always use that as an excuse.
Go get some.
And some wine.
The Single Life never disappoints, right?
For sure.
So many crazy stories.
But all this date talk with Tyray,
I'm going to plan us a special date night right now.
So you just stay here, and I'm going to go.
Don't worry about it.
So babe, I feel like, you know,
every single person should enjoy the moment.
Like, my time, I remember when
I was single, I took this chick out on a date.
And, I mean, but that is it. I'm just so happy that
I'm married to the love of my life.
Oh, that's so cute.
-Okay, keep it up, and you'll be on Single Life. - [laughing]
Let me go check on Hannah.
Well, while you do that, guess what?
I'm going to call Tim and find out what the heck's up.
Oh, gosh. Yes, Daddy.
'Cause he calls me Daddy.
[Kenny] So I have some advice for you.