[speaking in English]
It's The Single Life. Let's go.
[speaking in other language]
[in English] As long as you don't come, Natalie, it's cool.
Maybe in some weird universe, Michael and mama...
-[yells] -[Jamal] Yo.
-[speaking in English] -Ol... Old man down. Old man down.
-You wanna play pickleball? -[speaking in English]
When I tried to play tennis with you, you just gave up.
[speaking in English]
-You're a quitter. -[speaking in English]
Okay.
You took me on a rollercoaster ride.
[both screaming]
Go ahead, Debbie!
[both exclaiming]
Hey, look at Ju... Julian! Julian!
"Hey, you ain't call me?"
[Robert] Anny!
Anny!
[speaking in English]
Anny, the show is on. Like, come on,
what's taking you so long? You know it's...
It's time for Single Life.
[speaking in English]
[Anny chuckles]
[Armando] Are you excited about tonight?
I'm excited to see Miss Debbie in Miami.
I love her. She's... gonna look like she's gonna have a lot of fun.
Oh, my God. She's gonna have a blast.
You know who I'm excited about? It's John.
I love to hear him talk. I could hear a whole episode of him just talking.
Even without seeing, I just...
-You like the Boston accent? -I'm entertained by that,
-so, I can't wait to see it. -Are you turned on by it?
No! Entertained.
-[Kara] Are you so excited? I cannot wait... -[Guillermo] I'm so excited.
...to see what happens with Tim and Jamal.
It's gonna be so good. And at the same time
-we gotta see what's going on between Natalie and Michael. -And Josh.
I don't know if I want to support the whole situation but...
Like, why start a love triangle and, like,
potentially ruin all this great stuff you just started?
[Jovi] Oh, my God, what a busy Monday.
But we've finished everything we had to do just in time to watch The Single Life.
[speaking in English]
Come here, my beautiful wife.
Let's watch it together.
What do you mean?
-[speaking in English] -Okay, let's watch.
All right, where we at? Where we at, baby? Where we at?
Ah, Miss Debbie.
-She's heading to Miami. -Okay, Debbie.
Get those feathers.
[Debbie] After couple weeks of planning, I'm going to Miami
to meet my potential Mr. Somebody.
Ruben the Cuban.
He's a good looking dude.
[speaking in English]
Uh, it is. It is a sandwich.
He also kinda looks like Gino.
[speaking in English]
[both laugh]
Hey, don't say that on a plane, for real.
You don't know who listening on that plane.
I support Julian being there. He has gotta protect his mama.
What's he gonna be doing? Sitting in the back of the club,
watching what's going on?
Keeping an eye. Keeping an eye.
-Uh-oh, this is really real. -You need to walk on your side.
-You're gonna knock me. -Okay, okay.
I haven't had a drink yet. Gee-whiz.
-Uh, you look like you have. -Give me a...
Give me a break, man.
[chuckles]
She's like, "Take me to the nearest bar."
-[speaking in English] -I know.
-They're so funny together. -Yeah.
[speaking in English]
It's like... it's like... it's like the... the father and the daughter.
Ruben the Cuban, you've been my confusion, my tropical...
-What are you saying? -[Debbie] My tropical...
[chuckles] Illusion.
Why you never write a nice poem like that for me?
[speaking in other language]
[in English] Why do I feel like this is not nice?
[continues speaking in other language]
[in English] This is very nice. This is Pushkin. Very nice.
[continues reciting in other language]
[in English] Okay. Let's get back to the show, Natalie.
[Julian] Is that what you're gonna say to him?
Um, no. I'm gonna do it like this. Like a... like a rapper.
-"Ruben the Cuban, you've been my confusion..." -[Julian] Oh, he... he...
-You know what, if someone did that to me, I'd be like... -[continues reciting]
[both laugh]
Remember, he is Cuban. So, she can put in a little...
A little Latino heat on it, you know.
-[vocalizing] -[speaking in English]
[continues vocalizing] Yup.
♪ Ruben the Cuban ♪
[rapping] "You've been my confusion. Ruben the Cuban."
"Armando, my honey. He wants all my money."
[chuckles]
Yeah, I'd say Julian's not, uh, impressed with her rapping.
-Um... -I feel like it's gonna be me and Nico when I'm 67.
-If somebody did that to me, I'd be like... -[Debbie continues rapping]
-..."My ass is out of here." -Oh, man,
-you're, like, chipping away at my confidence. -I'm telling you the truth.
[chuckles] Chipping away at her confidence.
Does she really think she's a rapper?
I think he is correct. Let's not scare away Ruben from the first meet.
Julian, stop shutting down your mama's parade.
Stop enforcing the law, damn it.
Let Debbie have some fun.
Just be there for security reasons.
[Debbie] Man, I'm excited to meet Ruben.
But there's always that doubt in my mind that says, "Morocco."
Every man that has swept me off my feet
has let me down.
How do I know that Ruben won't do the same?
-You don't. -You never know.
-You don't know till you try. -Exactly.
-I dated a Cuban once in Miami. -Did you?
Yeah. Me and Debbie have something in common. I just thought of it.
Was he as fun looking as he is?
Well, I was much younger and so was he
-so, it was a little different vibe. -Okay.
Where we at? Uh-oh, who's this? Tim, Vero...
Veronica!
[speaking in English]
Yep. Veronica, you gotta make the peace.
Pickleballin' it up.
Have you ever played pickleball?
No, old people usually play.
It's perfect for Tim.
[Veronica] Last night was a very difficult night
for me and my relationship with Jamal
because he got into a huge fight with Tim.
Before this visit started, I had planned
for Tim and Luisa to meet Jamal and I to play pickleball today.
So, even though things went completely sideways last night
I've asked both Jamal and Tim to try again.
To let their cooler heads prevail.
I don't know that pickleball's, like, the best remedy
to get your boyfriend and your best friend, like, to get along.
-[speaking in English] -Tell me.
-[speaking in English] -[Kara] Oh.
-[groaning] -Take it out on the court.
I shouldn't have gotten in his face.
That... that's not me. It's not my character.
But, I also don't feel I was completely in the wrong last night.
Yeah, looked like you was a little faded too, Jamal.
You wanna play pickleball?
[speaking in English]
-Let's do it. I mean, hopefully-- -[speaking in English]
When I tried to play tennis with you, you just gave up.
[speaking in English]
-You're a quitter. -[speaking in English]
Okay. Let's go.
[speaking in English]
Okay, if I win, [bleep] everyday for a whole week.
[groans softly] No.
-You know you're gonna lose, see. -[speaking in English]
-Oh, here's Luisa. -Oh, there she is.
Hopefully, Jamal doesn't, like, like Luisa and start going for that.
This could be great, too, because maybe Tim is less, like, inclined to fight
because he wants to put his best face on for Luisa, you know.
Right. Right.
So, uh, I hope y'all know what you're doing. I've never even heard of this.
Jamal has apparently played. We have not.
Awkward.
Tim's not even looking over at Jamal.
Jamal really pissed me off last night
but I don't really have a need to talk with Jamal about last night.
Something about that tank top is...
not flattering. I'm sorry, Tim.
[Tim] I'm just telling you right now, like,
we need to play this game like our life depends on it.
I don't like to lose, just so you know.
-[speaking in English] -Yeah.
Well, it's not a controller, Tim.
You gotta actually hit something.
[speaking in English]
I played badminton in high school
and I smacked the [bleep] out that little...
fluff... furry thing or whatever they call that. I was like...
[inhales, then pops]
Match point.
-[yells] -[Jamal] Yo.
-[exclaims] -[laughing]
-Oh, my gosh. -He knocked down the net.
-[speaking in English] -Ol... Old man down. Old man down.
[Tim] No one saw that.
-[Jamal] Right. -No one saw that.
[Jamal] All right, that's game.
Did you hurt yourself?
He broke a hip. Watch.
Oh. See, she wants physical touch.
And he's literally like, "Oh, God."
Luisa, you wanna help me? Let's go grab some waters.
-I have to use the bathroom, too. -[Luisa] Yes.
Whew. Oh, my God, the shade feels good.
Uh-oh, here go the apology.
"Sorry about last night, bro."
[speaking in English]
[in deep voice] "I'm sorry, too."
-"You crossed the line." -[speaking in English]
So, I did wanna talk to you about last night.
[scoffs] Yeah.
I, like, definitely lost my temper, so, I apologize for getting in your face.
I shouldn't have brought up Chloe.
-Wow. -[speaking in English]
-Wow. -Good job.
Jamal's apologizing.
And I apologize, like, if that hurt your feelings.
And like I said, I feel bad about last night
but I don't need to be involved
-in your guys' relationship, you know. -Yeah.
You know, we can leave it at that.
Oh!
[speaking in English]
Aw, well, it's good that they resolved things.
-You think they're gonna be besties after this? -No.
-Why not? Maybe. -They're not gonna be besties,
but maybe they can just be civil.
He already has a bestie.
-[retches] -[chuckles]
Now, what do you think of these shoes?
How heavy are those, just in case you have to run from him.
Oh, Mr. Protective Cop on the scene.
Miss Debbie, you need to call me for fashion advice.
I don't think Julian's the one.
-How's it going? -[John] It's going pretty good, I think.
So far, so good.
-[mimicking John] "So far, so good." -"So far, so good."
-"It's going pretty good." -[chuckles]
-[Armando] Ta-da. Here's our Mexican snack... -[Kenny] Wow.
...from Mexico City.
[speaking in English]
[speaking in other language]
[in English] Oh. I've seen you eat these at the park.
I get them at the park all the time.
And they're sometimes made from chicharron or flour.
So, enjoy.
And those are those worms that I never wanna try.
-The pork stuff? -Is that pork?
I think. I don't know.
I just know it's good.
So, how does it work?
[Armando] Well, you put this as a base.
You know, you'll add all your favorite toppings.
You have cabbage, tomato, some cheese.
-Lemon, lime... -[Kenny] Okay.
...sour cream sauce and chamoy.
-[Kenny] Well, let's see-- Oh. -And your favorite...
Well, I don't like an avocado.
-So, I'll do everything else, I'll try but the avocado. -Okay.
-We're in Miami! -Oh, we are in Miami with Debbie.
Let's go. I am so excited for this.
-Ruben, Debbie... -Ruben, Debbie.
Ruben, Debbie. [chuckles softly]
Now, what do you think of these shoes?
This is option number one.
How heavy are those, just in case you have to run from him.
[Debbie chuckles] There ain't gonna be no running.
-[laughs] -[exclaims]
Then you need sneakers, then.
[both chuckle]
Oh, Mr. Protective Cop on the scene.
[speaking in English]
You know, to tell you the truth,
Miss Debbie, you need to call me for fashion advice.
I don't think Julian's the one.
He's not the one, that's for sure.
-You sure you don't want avocado? -No. No.
[Debbie] Okay, check this out.
-Are these too over the top? -[Julian] I like the other ones better.
These don't say Miami to you?
-[Julian] Um, I like the other ones better. -[Debbie] Okay.
Uh, pink and blue?
I don't... I don't get the vibe.
Anything says Miami.
Ah, those say more Morocco.
-Actually, less clothes would say Miami but... -Yeah.
You like her look? She's nice and colorful.
-Ready to go. -[speaking in English]
Oh, yeah.
All right, look. Have fun...
Text me at least once an hour, okay.
[Debbie] Not once an hour. I love you, Julian.
-Just let me live my life, okay. -Have fun.
-Let me know what's going on. -Okay.
Yeah, let her live.
She got through 67 years without you.
"Text me on the hour every hour."
[chuckles softly]
[speaking in English]
Have fun but not too much fun according to him but
-I would tell you have all the fun you want. -Listen to Kenny, yeah.
Come home with less feathers on.
-[gasps] Is that Ruben? -Oh, my God,
-look at Ruben with balloons. -Did he come with balloons?
Stop it.
-[Ruben] Debbie. Oh, my God. -Hi, Ruben.
[Ruben] You look beautiful.
-[Debbie] Thank you. -Live and in living color.
-[Debbie] My gosh, you're so sweet. -[Ruben] This are for you.
-Welcome. -[Debbie] Thank you.
-[speaking in English] -Oh... okay.
[speaking in English]
-[exclaims] -Yes.
I feel... I feel this in the making.
[speaking in English]
-So sweet. -A gift, balloons,
-hearts, welcome? -[Kara] I know.
Take some notes, men out there. Lord.
Usually, I'm attracted to a gentleman
that is conservative yet classy.
Conservative men from Debbie?
You know, Debbie doesn't seem like the type
that she would like conservative...
-No. -...stuffy men.
-She's really out there. I'm surprised. -Yeah.
It was almost like a little comedy
to see him standing there blazing in every color God created.
The top, pants, hat,
balloons, gifts, flowers.
So, I'm like, "What is this?"
It was almost, like, overkill.
I think this is gonna work. I'm feeling the good vibes. I'm feeling good vibes.
-He is just like you. -Yeah.
I think this is perfect. This is a match made in heaven.
Like, he seems like the perfect guy for her.
Full of energy, the bright colors. Like...
-Just what she needs, really. -Yeah, right?
Boy, you got a lot. Yours looks better than mine, I'll admit that.
I'm done with mine. Are you done with yours?
[Kenny] I guess I am. I haven't done this before.
[Armando] Mmm. That's good.
What? Tastes like what?
-Like cardboard. -Cardboard?
When have you tried cardboard, for one?
-All right, John. -John on the Vegas strip.
[John] I arrived to San Antonio
a few days ago to meet my girlfriend, Meghan.
And, uh, there's a lot riding on this trip.
So, yesterday, Meghan tells me she wants me to move
to San Antonio as soon as possible.
-Oh! -Go, John. Go, John.
I see the sparkles in this relationship.
-Yeah. -[mimicking John] See the sparkles.
-Red flag. -Why?
Everything's a red flag for me.
-[speaking in English] -Maybe.
[phone ringing]
-[John] Greetings. -[Patrick] What's going on?
[John] How is my little niece doing?
-[Patrick] She's doing good. -She's doing good?
-How's it going? -[John] It's going pretty good, I think.
So far, so good.
-What up, Patrick? -[speaking in English]
-[mimicking John] "So far, so good." -"So far, so good."
-He always says that, "It's going pretty good." -[chuckles]
-So, are you gonna meet the daughter then? -[John] Yeah.
[Patrick] Well, do you wanna meet the daughter?
Well, I'm gonna have to meet the daughter, right,
if we're gonna be together and make this work and stuff, so...
[speaking in English]
[both exclaiming]
Smart man over here.
They've only been together for about five nights in person so far,
and he's already ready to meet the daughter, like, I get it,
-they talked over the phone... -[speaking in English]
Yeah.
If they're gonna progress in their relationship
he's gonna have to meet the daughter.
But, like, are they gonna progress or not?
-[chuckles] You know? -Right. Right.
Obviously, I have plans of seeing how this continues to grow
Are you sure you're not just saying things to make her happy?
No. Why woul... No. I'm honest. I tell her the truth.
What do... what do you want me to tell you?
That's nice of him to think that, you know.
Right. If he really likes her, he's gonna have to step up
-as a father figure. -[Armando] Yep.
Oh, here we go.
-Oh, there they are. -Oh.
There's River.
I'm nervous about this.
Hi, River. I'm John.
-I met you on the phone. Remember? -[chuckles]
Aw, hi, River.
[speaking in English]
Oh, he didn't bring her nothing?
That's the best way to get on the kid's good side, is to bring her something.
Believe me, I knew it. Every time I came,
-"Here, Hannah. I love you." -[Armando chuckles]
-[speaking in other language] -[in English] Oh, gosh.
[Meghan] Yeah, no, I mean, she is obviously very excited
for you to put the training wheels on,
-so, that's... -[John] That's a plus.
-That's a good start. -[John] That's a plus.
Yeah, let's see you put that together, John.
[speaking in English]
I have no idea.
-Oh, look. He's trying to build a connection. -Oh, yeah.
That's the first step. Do something together.
[Meghan] Come on, baby. Are you excited?
John's gonna put on your training wheels and you're gonna go bike riding.
River, you want a wrench?
-[chuckles] -A wrench?
[speaking in English]
Yeah, she do. She better than John, Anny. Look.
She putting on her own training wheel.
-John don't know how to do it. -No.
[Robert] I remember when I took my training wheels off
I fell into some glass.
[speaking in English]
[bleep]
You wanna ride the bike?
[John] I've never dated someone with a child
and you're gonna be an influence in their life.
So, you wanna make sure you're a positive one, you know.
[in high pitched voice] You're doing it, River.
-[Meghan] You're doing it. -[John] You got it.
-[Meghan] You're doing it. -[John] You got it, River.
Well, I just wanna make sure I can be a good stepfather
because that's what I'll be signing up for.
[indistinct]
Wait, but there's no training wheels on this bike.
You know what? If he had a beer in his hand and the wrench in the other,
-it would've worked out. -[chuckles] Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's really sweet to see that River's bringing out his paternal side.
Hey, we'll make a family man out of John yet.
[Armando] Who woulda thunk it?
Hi!
Okay, I have a great, great surprise.
[laughing]
Mike is the younger male version of Debbie.
[making sci-fi noises]
[Anny speaking]
It's just like your attitude.
What is that?
What is it for?
Yeah, I want some on my feet.
My feet is not dirty. Don't play me.
Anny, my feet is not dirty.
I don't need to do a pedicure.
[in Spanish]
[in English]
-I don't need to go get a pedicure. I have nice feet. -Ew.
My feet don't look like jackhammers.
Anny, you got construction feet.
[laughs] You got bulldozer feet.
You go over there and knock down buildings with those feet.
[laughs] So is your feet.
[upbeat music playing]
[in Russian accent] Natalie!
Wow, that was so quick.
[in normal voice] I can tell by the rocks on the beach.
[Natalie speaking]
Wow, Natalie is really getting her stuff together.
She has a car, her mom's there, apartment.
She's, like, auditioning at dinner dates.
Girl...
Yeah.
And it was pretty scary.
Josh been doing too well for her.
But let the car go away, that movie role don't happen,
watch how fast Natalie turn on Josh.
[Mom speaking Russian]
[in Russian]
[Mom speaks]
She always did like Michael.
And it's gonna be hard to erase that from Mom's mind.
-"Michael, Michael, Michael." -Mama, Mama.
-Yeah, she's finally got everything going good... -Oh, my God. Mama.
-...and now she wants to bring Michael into the picture. -Yeah.
Mike was never bitter to Natalie either.
You have some people that's like, you know...
[Robert] Yeah, exactly.
[Natalie in English]
[Mom speaking]
-Oh, my God. That was one thing. Get over it. -Yeah, get over it. Yeah.
He did so much good stuff already, like, stop it, Mama.
I think he definitely made up for not picking them up at the airport.
Like, we're past that already.
[in Russian]
[Mom speaks]
Ah, they're calling Mike right now.
Oh, my God. Why?
Bad idea.
[in English] Hi!
Thank you for pick up. Okay, I have a great, great surprise.
She's just as surprised as we are.
Oh, my God.
"Mama! Miss you, Mama!"
He's got some big hands.
[laughing]
She asked would you be happy to meet for lunch some time?
"As long as you don't come, Natalie, it's cool." [laughs]
Maybe in some weird universe, Michael and Mama...
[laughs] Just kidding.
Mike is the younger male version of Debbie.
[making sci-fi noises]
No!
Oh, my God.
And he's still married.
[Natalie chuckles] Bye!
[Mike] Bye.
[Natalie speaking]
That's why it's time to get a divorce.
You can build a connection with both.
There's a lot of mother-in-laws
that are still close with their ex son-in-law,
and they still like the current husband,
-or the new husband. It can happen. -Yeah. Right.
Did you see how surprised he was?
How, like, nice he was to answer the phone?
He was happy. He was excited to see her.
Yeah.
They have a chaotic relationship, for sure.
[exhales forcefully]
[laughing]
You know, we're like, testing the waters
-and seeing how things are going. -[Jamal] Yeah.
So I guess that we are, like, friends.
She is, like, ready for something more
and he's not giving it to her.
Tim ain't even hit that yet.
Tim's still in the dugout, man.
[Kara] My neck, when I woke up,
it's just, like, not okay.
You wanna massage me?
Oh, my God. Yeah, do it. Do it.
Wait, don't choke me, though.
-Oh, yeah. -Ah.
I can try to massage you, too.
Oh, yeah? Okay. [grunts]
[chuckles]
Yeah, oh.
Wow, that was good.
Yeah, magic hands. [laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
All right, where we at?
Every time I don't know where we're at, it's... [indistinct]
Yeah.
Look it, no holding hands.
Tim, give Luisa a kiss, hold her hand.
Give her some affection.
If I got dressed up to go on a date with you,
and I'm wearing a cute-ass dress looking beautiful
and you show up in a hoodie, I'm leaving.
Oh, do not tell me
he's going to meet up with Veronica and Jamal.
Thank you.
You know what you want?
I want a filet. You know how I like my steak, Veronica.
Which one is it? I can't even remember.
You want me to order for you?
He's really asking Veronica how's his steak, like, yeah...
-Oh, my God. This is so weird. -Jamal's probably like,
"What the hell?"
That's like me telling you, "Hey, you like that
sexual position I used to give to you?"
It make you tingle inside, like, "Mmm, yeah."
Oh, my God. I just remembered.
When I was in New York with Tim,
I had to order for him at a Mexican restaurant.
-He didn't know what he wanted. -[laughs]
-You ordered for him? -I ordered for him.
I got it. Armando, I'm his girlfriend.
-Oh, my gosh. -[laughing]
You wanna try?
-No. -How's the dating going?
Are y'all, like, exclusive?
[laughing] No one has an answer.
Yo, Tim don't even know.
So, you know, we're like,
-testing the waters and seeing how things are going. -[Jamal] Yeah.
So I guess that we are, like, friends.
-"Just friends," exactly. -[gasps]
No, but she's saying that 'cause she wants more.
I feel like she is, like, ready for something more and he's not giving it to her.
Like, she keeps giving him all the hints, like...
[Jovi chuckles]
Tim ain't even hit that yet.
Tim's still in the dugout, man.
[Veronica] I mean, it's been a very long time
but I remember that, like, when we first met,
like, I had to make the first move when we had our first kiss.
-[shrieking] Ah! -[laughing]
Jamal does not wanna hear about them together, guaranteed.
However, not only was he a good listener,
but he would ask a lot, like, actually a lot like you
when we first met, not that
-you're not like that anymore. -She loves to compare us a lot.
Veronica, leave that [bleep] alone.
So weird.
Yeah.
[Veronica] Well, we do kiss, so there's that.
We do kiss.
Why don't you just do it and rip the Band-Aid off?
-Like, what is the big deal? It's a kiss! -Well, but...
It'll happen when it's right.
Yeah, Tim, why're you not kissing her? She's beautiful.
-We kissed on what, the third time you came? -The first.
What are you talking about? When we got in the car.
But that was after you came the first... The second time, then.
-Yeah, but when we were a couple by that time. -Yeah.
We met at the plaza.
I picked you up, we got in the car and we made out.
-[laughing] -We didn't "make out," we kissed.
I just want you to know, I know that
all of this is super weird.
-Like, I get that. -It is weird.
[in Spanish]
Ah, well, y'all need to take that girl and go in to the bathroom.
We'll do it in front of Tim, in front of her.
So Tim can't understand what they're saying.
Well, you know what I'd do?
If people are saying stuff around me and I don't understand,
I just ask, every single second.
I'm like, what happened? What'd they say? What'd they say?
And you hate it.
I'm like, babe, what happened? What's happening? I didn't understand.
You're like, I'll tell you later. [laughs]
It's crazy how amazing it would be, if we could all be in on this,
-before we leave. -[Veronica] It's a girl-to-girl situation.
I'll fill you in later.
I could relate a little bit with Jamal being the outsider.
'Cause like, when I'm with you and your family and different people,
I just sit there sometimes, 'cause I don't know what the hell's going on.
I know. But you know I'm not talking bad about you.
-Or have I ever? -Have you not?
I haven't. I don't think I have.
You think?
[Jamal] Is it not like, weird though?
I have to say it, like...
You're getting, like a lesson of Tim by his ex.
She's trying to assure you it's not gonna be weird. But it is gonna be weird.
This is gotta be one of the worst situations ever.
Yeah.
Let's go. And I'll meet up.
Invite your ex too.
I'm starting to get really scared.
Because Jamal needs to go back home to San Diego.
And, he still has an issue with something that I can't change,
that I'm best friends with my ex.
But, Tim's gonna be my life for the rest of my life.
You know what?
Either Jamal can call it quits,
or he can like give in and just...
be a big throuple with Tim and Veronica, you know.
That's the advice you'd give him?
-I'm sure Tim would be down. -You can't beat 'em, join 'em.
People love music and dancing here.
-Kind of like, chu, chu, chu. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[laughs] -Shake your booty.
Debbie wants some Latino heat.
-Yeah. -I got Latino heat.
How do I say I got Latino heat and you gonna say, "You don't."
What are you now? Portuguese?
[Yara speaking]
[Jovi] Okay.
Sexual favor?
Okay.
All right.
You already laughing. You losing.
Oh, yeah. You always have an excuse for everything.
You're not very good at this game. Ready?
[inhales heavily]
One, two, three.
[laughs] You lost. You smiling.
No, no, no.
All right. What do you want?
[both laughing]
Oh, my gosh.
Miami.
-Debbie wants some Latino heat. -Yeah.
I got Latino heat.
How do I say I got Latino heat and you gonna say, "You don't."
So what are you? What are you then? Portuguese?
Please.
I love it here. I feel like I'm in a different country.
-It's beautiful. -It's definitely much different than Georgia.
-You wanna take a walk? -Yes.
-Let's see what we got here. Okay. -Yeah, sure thing.
[both exclaims]
Julian, Julian. Hey. You ain't call me?
[both exclaims]
Making me blush.
Aw, I'm so excited.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. They look like they're so similar.
Yep.
You can see art everywhere.
-Oh, yeah. And music. -And that's what I'm about.
People love music and dancing here.
You'll see it as the night gets more lively.
You know, they'll start breaking out.
-Yeah? You see all that, kind of like, chu, chu, chu? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
-[laughs] -Shake your booty.
All righty. Let's go.
-Shake your booty. -Shake that booty.
I think she knows how to shake her booty just fine.
Ball and Chain, huh?
Interesting. Obviously. Like you think you've been to every place in Miami?
Oh, I got a ball and chain.
Yeah, like it's a way on you.
[Debbie speaking indistinctly] Let's have something something on the dance floor.
Oh.
-All right. -Ruben. Swap it, Ruben.
-Swap it? -What was it again? Ruben the Cuban.
That's raw, man.
Oh, yeah. They're a match.
No, but they're like, made for each other.
Okay.
[chuckles]
We never seen Debbie have this much fun.
Spreading the feathers. Doing the dance.
Chiqui, you dancing salsa?
You took me on a rollercoaster ride.
Well, you know, I'm known for that.
-We've got tomorrow, morrow... -Yes, yes, yes.
-I'm looking forward to it. -Well, me too as well.
[both exclaims]
Go ahead, Debbie.
Julian is dead somewhere.
-Julian, don't pass out behind a tree somewhere. -[both laughs]
[both exclaims]
We finally get a kiss this episode.
And who would have thought that to be Debbie?
Tim could learn something from Ruben.
You just go in for it.
That's exactly how you do. On the first day.
I know. It was just a sweet little double peck.
-No problem. And then she's on cloud nine. -Yeah.
[Debbie] I'm not used to getting a good night kiss,
or having someone be gentle.
And express, you know, tenderness.
You know, with Oussama, he wasn't very affectionate.
So I'm like, wow.
I liked it. I really do.
Because I'm not here for no fling.
Oh, I like this. I like Ruben the Cuban.
I get no better boss from Ruben the Cuban.
-Yeah. -You know what though?
Poor Julian.
Just sitting there, looking like Tyray...
He looking like Tyray at dinner table waiting for the phone to ring.
Where mommy at? Mommy...
[woman] Still to come on 90 Day: The Single Life...
-You know John's liking that. -Oh, he is.
-Oh, it's a penis. She's riding a penis. -Yeah.
She's riding it backwards though. [laughs]
I never had a real, true, honest-to-God date.
Okay, playboy, about time.
Crack that shell.
He's sweating his ass off.
Uh-huh.
[man speaking]
Chantel...
Whoa!
-Look at these romantics over here. -Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
I'm falling for Yonis.
But I'm confused.
We're out of time. Where should we go from here?
-Oh, I wonder if he's into her. -Uh-oh.
[Ruben] Ready?
-Let's go. -[Debbie exclaims in excitement]
[both exclaims]
Debbie...
Oh, look at these two.
Need for Speed over here.
I feel that, actually.
I feel like it's my--
What do you mean, are you Tim's handler? He's not a poodle.
[Veronica] It's a choice I made.
All right. Well, keep making those choices and see what it does to us.
'Cause this is weird.
Start fight. Whoo.
-I don't think it's that weird. -Oh. No.
Jamal, more than anyone should know that they are close
in the relationship they have.
As far as like, the long distance thing, there needs to be a deadline on that.
I don't need a hand knocking about no ultimatums.
He don't want no ultimatum.
It's a big step for him. I get it.
You move fast too, right? See where you at.
I am genuinely sorry.
And--
[both exclaims]
Natalie and Josh might be over?
I mean, what are they arguing about now?
They literally just fixed everything.
Natalie, if you dump Josh, you gotta get the car back,
you'll lose your apartment.
Think, girl, think.
Wow. I cannot believe that we're only halfway through this season,
and there's already so much drama.
And so many things happening.
Blown.
-Kaboom. -Kabam.
-[exclaims] -[laughs]
What do you think Natalie's crying for?
I know. Everything was so perfect last we saw.
And now, it's just like, seems like it's gonna take a turn for the worst.
All right. You know, Mylah's been waking us at 05:30,
so I'm gonna go get ready for bed.
I am ready. Let's go to bed already.
Oh, another great, wonderful, exciting episode.
It was. And you know, my favorite part was Ms. Debbie.
I cannot get enough of her and her date, with Ruben the Cuban.
It's topnotch. I'm loving it.
-You want it to work so badly. -I do. I do.
Well, I'm getting tired. So I'm gonna like, get ready for bed.
Go brush your teeth.
What are you trying to say?
And you know, Single Life is unpredictable.
There's a lot going on.
And it's kind of like me.
So, get your glass, meet me at the pool.
[Anny] Let's go.
[in singsong voice] No underwears. No underwears.