Here we go!
So why do we have to tell your mom and it be some big-ass thing?
What?
You cannot compare me and my mom's relationship
to you and Tim's.
Babe, Kim's probably watching this like, what the [bleep]?
-[both exclaiming] -Here we go.
Are they talking about me right now?
[Chantel] I wasn't told that this is an escargot festival.
It's so nasty. It tastes like snot.
Stuff in your nose.
-Oh, my God. -You would love to be there.
I came all the way over here from where I live.
Like, I left my daughter.
-[sniffing] -[John] I know you did.
So it's just scary, like...
Exactly.
He needs to make a decision.
[David] What's coming on? Hurry up, hurry up.
[whooping] What you doing?
Okay. [laughs]
So excited for tonight. So excited.
And thank you for making a snack.
[Jovi] All right.
Where did you get these sexy grandma pajamas?
Sexy grandma pajamas?
You don't like it?
-Yeah, they're so hot. -I like it.
Oh, of course.
Probably just because of me.
[Elizabeth] Babe, I am so excited for this week's episode.
Not only do I need answers about Natalie and Josh,
-are they going to break up? -Yeah.
But Chantel, what the hell was that sneak peek of her fighting?
He might already be, like, spying on the side.
[Kim] Hey, Single Life. I get to watch Jamal.
He wasn't on the last episode. I get to see him.
I can't wait to see what's going to happen with him and Veronica.
Remember, they got that little argument in the car,
so I want to see what happened with that.
I'm so excited.
There's other people in this show other than Jamal.
Okay, I don't have nothing else to say,
but I'm going to see Jamal. I miss him.
Oh, back in Greece. We missed Greece last week.
Told you. Ouch.
-What? -You pinched me.
-Oh, Greece! -Chantel! Yay!
-All right. -She looks beautiful.
She does, doesn't she?
-Let's see what's going to happen with Chantel. -Chantel.
Since her last sexy time.
Ooh!
Giannis invited us to a festival today,
and I'm excited to learn more about his culture.
But I need to know if this is just a fling
or if there's a potential future with Giannis.
It's not smart.
You just got out of a seven-year relationship. Slow down.
-It's a fling. -Yeah.
International fling.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Look where we are today.
Stop it.
[Giannis] Chantel.
Hi.
How you doing?
I'm good.
-Hey, guys. -All right.
Hey.
-Wow. -Oh, my gosh, that looks like a blast.
Looks like Moldova.
Festival time.
-Where's the plates? Break the plates. -It's a... it's a...
Ooh, yes.
Like, what?
Wait, it's like a delicacy?
-Snails? -No way.
It's a snail festival.
Ooh, I would love to go to that.
-Oh, my God. -You would love to be there.
Oh.
Hey, it's better than the chicken feet.
Oh...
I wasn't told that this is an escargot festival.
I don't like snails.
-Oh, I'm all for that. -No, no, sir.
Escargot is good.
-You're out of your mind. -Mm-mmm.
Do you think her or any of her friends are going to try it?
Is it slimy?
[laughs] Same.
Oh, Chantel, come on.
Escargot is expensive.
-Yeah. -[gags]
Do it, Chantel.
You want to be adventurous.
-You want to understand his culture. -She's not going to do it.
Yay!
Ah, she did it. Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't choke on it.
Yum.
I'm so sorry.
I don't like it.
Ugh, it's so nasty.
It tastes like snot.
Have you ever tried snot? How do you know what snot tastes like?
The stuff in your nose.
It's not mucusy.
-It's in her mind. -It's gross. It's slimy.
It's not mucusy if it's cooked properly.
-Okay, just eating the wrong kind of... -It's not slimy and mucusy.
-Maybe I ate the wrong kind. -You might have.
You might have had backyard snails.
No.
Her expectations are so high, right?
She wants a passionate kiss, like, with someone
who just ate a mouthful of snails.
Damn, girl, he's a human being.
Can he enjoy the moment with his friends and family?
What's he supposed to do, get on the table and lick her down or something?
I'm, like, expecting him to take me in his arms
and, like, be really cuddly, close,
'cause that's what literally drew me to him
in the first place, the way he treated me.
And now that treatment is not there.
Chantel needs to calm down a little bit.
-We don't have to have all that PDA. -Yeah.
And it doesn't have to always be shoving my tongue down your throat.
Ew.
You know how they can turn the night around?
A few drinks, a little boom-boom,
and you see how fast they get over all this stuff.
You don't want to see them boom-boom. I know you.
♪ I got caught up in your love ♪
Looks like Louisiana.
Miami.
-Oh. -Not even.
-Natalie. -Natalie.
♪ Wish I could tell you all the reasons ♪
-It's good to see you. -Yeah, it is.
-You can give me a hug. -No.
[both exclaiming]
-She did the Matrix move. -She did the violet hug.
-Not the violet hug. -Stop it.
This is what I expected, yep.
Wow, wow.
If I buy somebody a car, I better get a hug.
You actually were like this a little bit whenever we first met.
I feel like there were many times I told you
what I want, and every time your words said
one stuff, but your action was telling me,
"Natalie, I don't want you."
-[gasps] -Uh-oh.
The shade.
Exactly. She's right.
I was excited for you to be out here.
And I tried, too.
As much as you were...
-Whoa. -Oh!
How does she not go to his house?
-Yeah, like... -Not even, like, if they go on a date,
she's like, let's go back to your place and get it on?
Like, that never happened?
You [bleep] weak.
And I can't be next to a man who is weak.
-Huh? -She doesn't like a weak man.
-What? -Oh, [bleep].
He got her a place to live, bought her a car,
and she's calling him weak?
I would have walked my ass right up out of there,
been like, bye, let me show you strong.
I mean, if he told her up front
what he was going to do with her and,
like, his expectations, she shouldn't be surprised.
[exhales]
-Are they gonna break up? -Ah!
No!
Let's not forget she's demanding all this time,
and she's still married to Mike.
Let's not forget that.
Sorry.
That really just pissed me off.
I know, but I... I know.
Oh, my gosh. Stop already.
I need a drink.
-Wouldn't hurt. -Wouldn't hurt, right?
All right, let's have a drink.
I feel like I might have said that sometime before in my life.
When we told him we were being exclusive,
you literally kept saying you were nervous to tell him.
I'm like, why?
-Because I didn't want to hear his mouth, babe. -Bro.
She's calling him babe. He's calling her bro.
Like, something's not meshing here.
We're on two different pages.
[Jovi] I got the perfect snack for you.
This is gonna be cinnamon-flavored nachos
with chocolate syrup.
And I made it extra healthy for you,
adding blueberries and strawberries to it.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Mmm.
So good, right?
Mm-hmm.
I found the recipe online.
Oh, you're not going to the right strip club.
♪ I'm just living my life I'm just living my life ♪
What is this? Looks like Vegas.
-John. -John, boy.
-The music for him is on point. -Yeah.
Here we go. John, John.
-What's going on with John and Megan now? -John, John, John.
Oh, they had dinner, remember? With Patrick and Thais.
I'm sorry, and that is not how I expected this to go.
So I'm a little annoyed with Patrick here.
He gave Patrick and Thais a hard time,
so they were actually pretty easy on him,
considering what he put them through.
Uh-huh.
What do you think is their deal?
Like, do they not want him to be with this girl, or...
I don't know.
You can't even talk.
You just keep stuffing nachos in your mouth.
I don't know about you, babes, but I need a drink.
[scoffs] Yeah, it wouldn't hurt.
It wouldn't hurt, right?
All right, let's have a drink.
I feel like I might have said that sometime before in my life.
Yeah, around the corner.
I feel like there were, like, you know, some things,
like, you know, that were, you know, obviously alarming.
I know what I want, right?
I want to be with you and, you know.
Patrick was saying, like, that you had stated that you,
like, do not want a child.
People need to, like, really listen
and pay attention to what the man is saying.
He's not saying he doesn't want to be
a stepfather or he cannot be a stepfather to River.
He's saying that he doesn't want a brand-new baby.
Mark my words, he's going to want his own child in,
like, the next year.
-That's going to change. -Mm-hmm.
But is it a fact that, like, you do not want
to have another child ever?
Like, you would change your mind?
-Well, I mean... No, no. -Or is that, like, not a possibility?
It's a possibility. I could change my mind.
See? He could change his mind. That's what he said.
Oh, you're right, babe.
You're right. Right on. Right on.
I like when you say you're right.
Yeah.
As far as like the long distancing,
that is like something that I feel like there needs to be
a deadline on that.
You gotta understand, you know,
it's not that easy for me either.
I'm a little scared too.
I think he's going in with a very mature standpoint
because he's scared.
If he was just like an airhead,
like not thinking about it, like, yeah, let's do it,
blah, blah, blah, who cares?
-But he's really considering it, -Yeah.
so that's mature.
I mean, if you don't move, then I don't know
how this is ever going to work.
No ultimatums, not today.
You know, I've gone through enough today.
-Exactly, exactly, John. -Relax.
Pump... Relax a little bit.
Whoa. Whoa.
[both] Whoa.
I would totally be frustrated if I was John,
like, look, I just need to drink and chill.
-Mm-hmm. -No stress tonight.
You've been there. You know what it's like.
I'm putting a lot on the line, and, you know,
I'm opening my heart, and that's not something that I do.
And I just want to make sure that,
like, I'm making the right decision.
Hard for both of them.
We didn't do this. Like, I want kids.
-Ah. -I wasn't like,
if you don't come to America, we're not going to be together.
[bleep] off.
♪ Call it what you want Call it what you... ♪
Charlotte.
You want to go there?
Oh, it's Jamal. Oh, and Veronica.
Wow.
Let me get on the edge of my seat for this one.
I'm going to sit back and just watch the train wreck.
-Look how handsome my baby is. -Yeah.
I was going on a double date with my current girlfriend
and her ex-boyfriend slash friend and his date.
And I think anyone can see it's
a weird relationship that they have.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.
I'm fine with boring. Boring is nice.
Oh, my gosh.
What I will not drop is when we told him
we were being exclusive, you literally kept saying
you were nervous to tell him. I'm like, why?
Because I didn't want to hear his mouth, babe.
-Bro, but I'm like, I don't even know -Not because
-why we needed to, like, tell him to be some... -he was gonna change my mind.
-...big-ass thing. -Okay.
She's calling him babe, and he's calling her bro.
Like, something's not meshing here.
We're on two different pages.
When those hands start going like that,
or they start doing this, this is how he's trying to state a fact.
He'll come up to me, and he'll go,
"Mom, I'm just trying to tell you."
And I'm like, uh, uh, what the hands?
Why do we have to tell your mom, and it be some big-ass thing?
My mom is my [bleep] mother. What are you talking about?
-[exclaiming] -Oh, here we go.
Oh, Lord.
Are they talking about me right now?
So different.
What?
You cannot compare me and my mom's relationship
to you and Tim's.
Babe, Kim's probably watching this like, what the [bleep]?
I know Jamal's mom. She's cool.
I know, I know. I'm just sitting on the couch
minding my business, watching TV.
That's all I'm doing.
Veronica, I'll see you when you come to San Diego, honey.
I just hope that...
Eventually, both y'all kind of see how it makes your other,
you know, your partners kind of, like, weird.
I think it's weird, too, but it's a choice I made.
All right, well, keep making those choices
and see what it does to us, because it's just weird, so...
Mm.
Jamal, that wasn't nice.
Yeah.
No, they're not going to go their separate ways.
They're going to be part of it because of Chloe.
Yes.
Like, why can't I... Why can't me and Tim hear that conversation?
Because...
Let's be serious.
Here she is telling us, babe, that, like,
she's been out with Tim a bunch of times.
She really likes his dumb ass,
and he won't make a move on her,
even though she's practically begged him to.
Are you his, like, handler?
Yeah.
He does try to pick up a fight.
She's doing all the wrong things here.
She's trying to console Tim's girlfriend and make her feel better.
I want to make people around me as comfortable as I can.
And so me talking to her in Spanish, yeah,
that's what I would do with any...
I'm not talking about the Spanish [bleep].
That's literally what we're talking about.
No, we're talking about you telling her why Tim is...
No, we're talking about me talking to her in Spanish
'cause I want her to feel more comfortable.
Okay, I don't know why you're yelling.
She's trying to make everybody happy.
Yeah.
You literally do it to me all the time, and I hate it.
Yeah, but, like, I'm not doing it to my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend.
Nah, but, like, when you do it with your friends,
when you both know how to speak perfect English, so...
It is Tim's job to make his girlfriend feel
more comfortable, but, like, this is who I am.
It's not because it's Tim's girlfriend.
It's 'cause I speak Spanish, and in this situation,
that's what I could do to make her feel more comfortable.
He hasn't even bothered to get to know me well enough
to know that about me.
What are we doing here?
You know what? I can't agree with you more, Veronica.
What the [bleep] are y'all doing together?
What are they doing together?
I totally agree with that statement.
I think Jamal's over it at this point, yeah.
I'm going back to my mama.
[Jamal speaking]
[sighs]
-He stayed in here all night. -So you can sleep in the car now.
-You sleep in the car. -You're not going to the bathroom tonight.
You're sleeping in the car.
Jesus, Louises. It was going so well.
They went on a double date, and now they're arguing again.
I don't know. There's a lot of hidden stuff
going on I didn't know anything about.
Jamal don't tell me [bleep].
[both laughing]
Mi casa, like they say.
Mira, my dad, Elio. [in Spanish]
Hey, you remember the first time you had to meet my family?
-[Annie exclaiming] -What do you got here?
-[whoops] -What the [bleep]?
Make sure you don't try to kill me first.
I think one still is alive.
It feels like it's moving in your mouth.
Maybe it's just me or my head.
Enjoy. Don't bug me with your snack.
Who's that? [exclaims]
Debbie, yes.
Work it, Debbie.
Boy, they're just driving around Miami all day.
They didn't even take their afternoon naps.
-Are we close to your house? -Uh, maybe halfway.
Oh, they're going to his house.
Oh.
Before going to Miami, Ruben told me
he is the primary caretaker for his mother and his father.
You know, that's vulnerability.
And I find that commendable.
She knows that he will take care of her at that age.
Yeah.
It's not that much farther than his parents.
I mean, it's, you know.
Too...
[hums]
Call that one Big Ed.
That's what it reminds me of...
Oh, there's my dad.
This is mi casa, like they say.
Mira, my dad, Elio.
[in Spanish]
That's so sweet.
It's possible.
It's possible for it to be smooth like this.
Hey, you remember the first time you had to meet my family?
-Yeah, I do. -Awkward.
Yeah.
I committed myself to taking care of my mom.
-Right. -And then my dad.
And if we continue developing and building and getting serious,
that your life might have to be here in Miami.
I mean, if Debbie is willing to move to Morocco
-for someone like Oussama, this is the person -Yeah.
she needs to move somewhere for.
-A million percent. -Because he's a good guy.
Yeah.
-Let's see how it goes, you know? -Absolutely, you know?
-We have to meet with Julian. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I forgot about that. It's like, oh, boy. -We have to do that.
-[sighs] -Judge, jury, and executioner.
[both laugh]
-Yeah, trying to get a job in Miami. -Uh-huh.
We like Ruben. High five for Ruben.
Puffy said it, too.
Puffy, give us your vote.
Do you like Ruben?
-No? Okay. -No.
Come on.
He's like, what the [bleep]. He is sick and tired of you, lady.
[Debbie] If I told Julian I'm fixing to move to Miami,
I know Julian would turn ugly about that.
I don't want this to end on a bad note.
I honestly think Julian would have reservations,
but after meeting with Ruben and hearing how
he takes care of his parents,
I think he would feel that his mom would be in good hands.
[sneezes] See? I told you I'm allergic to it.
No! Ah!
What I was talking about is, why do you feel like
you have to make Tim's girlfriends comfortable?
Jamal can't get past the fact that Tim is part of
the equation no matter what.
Every guy is going to be that way.
So she's just going to have to find a guy that's okay with it.
[laughs]
[John] I'm taking Megan to the airport.
Her trip to Vegas was not good at all.
It was pretty much a nightmare.
I don't know if it wasn't good at all.
You know, a nightmare is when a door blows off of a plane.
-No. -You know, that's a nightmare.
This was more like just some turbulence along the way.
All of these singles just brings me back to
-the time when we just, like, know when you're the one. -Yeah.
When was the first time you knew that I was the one?
Yeah.
I highly doubt that I'm the first woman in your life
that's ever [bleep] washed your clothes.
So, no, I'm not buying that.
♪ When you rollin' with a bad bitch ♪
-Yeah, you're right. -Veronica.
Oh, here we go.
She don't look happy.
Is this gonna be the end of Jamal and Veronica?
I just hate this.
Like, this trip has just been, like, thing after thing.
It's Tim and Tim and Tim and Tim and Tim, and it's like, [bleep] Tim.
[laughs]
Tim, Tim, Tim.
I mean, God, just date each other and be happy, you know?
How does it go again?
Tim, Tim, Tim.
Yeah, I'm going to try to make Luisa feel comfortable.
Yeah, she's a native Spanish speaker.
-So am I. -You keep bringing up the Spanish [bleep].
That's not what I was talking about.
Okay, then what were you talking about?
What I was talking about is why do you feel like
you have to make Tim's girlfriends comfortable?
But I never said that I did.
See, and this is what bothers me
if Jamal moved to North Carolina. Is this how it's gonna be?
I understand Jamal completely.
He's not worried that I spoke Spanish.
-That's not a big deal to him. -Yeah.
He's worried about the fact that she's continuing to involve Tim.
She's trying to make Tim feel comfortable.
She's trying to make Tim's date feel comfortable.
Well, she should be focusing on her and Jamal
-if she wants that to work. -Yeah.
Jamal is kind of ruining the vibe,
and what Veronica's trying to say is, look,
it's not always about Tim, but Jamal can't get past
the fact that Tim is part of the equation no matter what.
But he's right about Tim and Veronica's relationship.
We need to cut that [bleep] out.
Every guy's gonna be that way, so she's just gonna have
to find a guy that's okay with it.
-You look really mad. -I am really mad.
All right, well, are we gonna be mad all night,
or are we gonna, like...
I'm gonna be mad all night, so payback's a bitch.
He ain't getting no booty tonight.
Ew, I don't need to know that.
Jamal's just like, whatever, like, I'm over it.
-It sounds like-- -She's pushing, pushing, pushing.
You picked this fight because you asked me a question,
I answered, and you didn't accept the answer.
Then what did you say?
Stop raising your voice at me.
I just don't think you need to raise your voice at me.
Okay, but you don't get to tell me what to do.
-Well, I'm not gonna let you raise your voice at me. -Okay.
So I'm just gonna stop talking.
-Oh. -Now they're arguing about how they argue.
This is not gonna end well.
I love how he's so calm, and she's so fired up.
"You're raising your voice at me."
She didn't raise her voice at all!
Like, I'm sure she'd get a lot louder than that if she wanted to.
Is Veronica mad because he told her to lower her voice?
Or is he mad because she can't keep using this excuse
that her and Tim are this close?
He called her out on it, and I think that's what she's mad about.
Well, if you want me to leave, I'll leave.
Feisty.
You called it from the beginning.
You said they should have never even tried this relationship.
It's so funny, actually. Tim's night went, like,
much better, and theirs went downhill.
I was thinking maybe the opposite.
I mean, I want him to be happy,
but this is looking a little bit like a train wreck.
-I told you it was going to be a train wreck. -Yeah.
-Choo-choo. -Choo-choo.
Wow.
I did not see this going like that.
-He said he's going to go to the hotel. -Oh.
So you're going to spend your last night at, you know...
No.
Ah...
-Back to Vegas. -Woo!
[both] John.
Look how you walk, you got that boop.
Oh, oh, Megan's leaving.
Oh, look at the wires hanging from the TV, that drives me nuts.
Goes by fast, huh?
Oh, yeah.
I'm taking Megan to the airport.
Her trip to Vegas was not good at all.
It was pretty much a nightmare.
Yeah, it was pretty much a [bleep] show.
I don't know if it wasn't good at all.
You know, a nightmare is when a door blows off of a plane.
-No. -You know, that's a nightmare.
This was more like just some turbulence along the way.
Like, I'm scared.
I came all the way over here from where I live.
Like, I left my daughter.
-[sniffing] -I know you did.
So it's just scary, like...
She left for 36 hours, not, like, gone six weeks.
One-hour flight.
No, two hours.
I hate airport goodbyes. They're the worst.
Hopefully she'll give him a hug.
Thank you for coming.
That's a sad goodbye.
Exactly.
I think she's, like, annoyed.
She's just scared. She's scared.
They're both scared, I think.
It's really hard saying goodbye and not knowing,
you know, what the future holds.
So I'm just hoping for the best.
It's kind of sad to see the trip ending like this.
I was thinking it would go good.
What are you doing?
You think they're gonna get married?
You being serious or you being sarcastic?
-Serious. -Yeah?
-Yeah. -Okay.
-Not like soon, but they will. -I mean, I can see it.
[John] We want the same thing.
It's just, you know, I had some steps I wanted to take care of first.
That's all.
John's like, I'm gonna go get a drink.
This was a lot.
I mean, he's at a point in his life
where he needs to make a decision.
[John] Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
I think my car is smoking.
Oh, what happened with his car?
-Man. -What is happening right now?
Oh, that's a sign.
I'm no mechanic, but it doesn't look good.
Smoke? Oh, it is smoking.
What the hell?
His love is on fire.
-Yeah. -For her. [laughs]
Is John's car going up in smoke a metaphor for his relationship?
That was good, John.
That's really... It was... No, it's not, John.
Stop. Stop. It just happened.
It's a machine. Machines are temperamental.
Jesus Christ.
[bleep]. The car looks like it's [bleep].
Relationship's [bleep]. Well, this sucks.
I know.
Don't say that.
You can't rely on a man to heal you.
Like, what is she talking about?
Have you ever heard an independent woman?
-I've been working on my reflexes. -[Riley] Uh-huh.
-You heard of that game Red Hands? -Explain it to me.
Okay, well, you put your hands on top of mine.
Okay.
-And then you hit like that. -What the [bleep] are you doing?
To your refrag, you gotta pull back.
You don't know when I'm gonna hit you, right?
But let's bet. Let's bet. Let's bet. Let's bet.
Bet? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, what's the bet?
If I win, you have to clean the litter box.
-How many? -Two out of three.
-All right. -Okay, cool.
-Okay, ready? -You hit like that.
I don't like this game.
Oh, quick reflexes.
-Oh, you lost the little boxes in there. -Fine.
Fine.
I never said when I would do it.
As long as I owe you, you'll never go broke.
♪ I play your game again If you let me play as the queen ♪
Yes, my girl.
-Since when is Natalie your girl before tonight? -I like it.
I don't know if these two are done,
but those chips look about as stale as this relationship.
It took me a year and a half to understand,
like, you do not want me.
I understand that.
Because he didn't invite you to his child's Christmas.
And a car.
And this is when the waitress says,
"Look, you go home, you go home. I want my table back.
I got to make tips here."
I like you a lot. I really do. I like you a lot.
I do.
But I just think that you just need something different.
I am genuinely sorry.
Okay.
He's upset, yeah.
-She says, I love you, and this guy says, I like you. -Oh.
Men bring you pain.
I think he's like, whoo, this is a lot of pressure off me.
Dodged a bullet.
You can't rely on a man to heal you.
Like, what is she talking about?
Have you ever heard of independent woman?
It's okay.
-You'll find somebody else or go back to Mike. -Yeah.
I know.
Whew.
Oh, a kiss?
That's more of a kiss than Tyray got.
Babe, but she's smiling, and he's smiling,
and he's kissing her hand. Like, what the [bleep] is that?
-Is that how we break up in America? -Because he's a gentleman?
Wow. I think she's hoping at
the end that he'll chase her, though.
♪ The road to loneliness is paved with... ♪
Oh...
Aww.
I don't have any contacts in L.A. Leave me alone.
I'm an endangered species.
That's it. She's getting married to that tree.
Oh, gosh.
This is what Natalie needs, because they won't talk back.
[sighs]
You know, she just wants to be loved the way she wants to be loved.
Good luck, Natalie. Your person will find you.
I feel like this is not the end. This is not.
I feel like Natalie needs a man around her, like...
Yeah.
[Debbie] Next time on 90 Day: The Single Life.
-What's up? -Hey, how you doing?
-Good, how you doing? -Good.
-So hot. -Right.
And she is hot.
-Oh! -All right, Tyray.
Thick girls are it girls.
I like that. I'm going to use that myself.
He has a new date.
He's so smitten.
It's time to make this step.
Unless you changed your mind.
What? Oh!
I guess he made up his mind.
Mmm.
Hey, give it a shot.
Is Debbie doing graffiti?
We'll just walk and talk over here.
I'm here to protect my mom because she fails to ask
the important questions.
You ever been in trouble with the law?
Just one time, and I was sent away for 20 years,
but it was only an accident.
Julian's about to grill him.
I can feel it.
[Natalie speaking]
-Welcome to Envita Fertility. -Yeah.
-Thank you. -I'll let the doctor know that you're here.
[laughs] What the hell?
Is she trying to have a baby right now?
She wants to freeze her eggs.
She would totally be the type of woman
that would just, like, freeze her eggs
and have her own kids and be like, F a man.
I don't need a man.
Oh, my God.
What an episode of Single Life.
-Right? -All these breakups.
It makes me so happy that I have you.
Come here.
Maybe so. Let's get ready for bed.
You enjoy the worm?
No, I want some wine, and I'll watch you do the dishes
and make sure they're all good.
I'll stick with the wine.
Oh, my gosh, babe. That was so crazy.
Like, how did Josh and Natalie break up?
What is going on?
Uh, the hell you are.
You're coming to clean up Ellie's makeup mess with me
in the bathroom, sir.
I'm getting hungry, so I think I'm going to go ahead
and order me some escargot.
Oh, well, you can't eat that here. You need to escargot.
-Goodbye. Goodbye. -Goodbye.
You know what? I'm going to do this again.
I'm out of here.
-Bye. -Bye. I love you, friend.
[Riley] Have fun cleaning your litter box.
[Kim] Oh, [bleep], I forgot.