1 00:00:13,474 --> 00:00:16,101 [♪ Baby Queen: "Dover Beach"] 2 00:00:22,316 --> 00:00:24,693 ♪ Hear your voice over and over ♪ 3 00:00:24,777 --> 00:00:27,404 ♪ Sitting on the beach of Dover ♪ 4 00:00:27,488 --> 00:00:29,573 ♪ What is happening? Oh, dear ♪ 5 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:31,700 ♪ I keep wishing you were here ♪ 6 00:00:31,784 --> 00:00:34,495 ♪ And I swear I'm gonna lose it ♪ 7 00:00:34,578 --> 00:00:36,288 ♪ If I keep playing your music... 8 00:00:36,371 --> 00:00:38,624 - [bicycle bell dings] - Ow! Okay. 9 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:40,542 Okay. Okay. 10 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:42,503 Come on. 11 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:45,297 [panting] 12 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,633 [Belly] Sometimes it kind of feels like 13 00:00:47,716 --> 00:00:50,469 no matter how hard I try, I just keep... 14 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:52,805 missing the boat. 15 00:00:52,888 --> 00:00:56,016 ♪ In the water, your mirage is like a stalker ♪ 16 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:58,435 ♪ I should push him off the cliffside ♪ 17 00:00:58,519 --> 00:01:02,397 ♪ 'Cause he's coloring my insides ocean blue ♪ 18 00:01:03,649 --> 00:01:07,945 ♪ And everywhere I look, I look at you ♪ 19 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:10,030 ♪ It's true ♪♪ 20 00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:13,617 [Jeremiah] Do we really have to 21 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:14,785 physically sit for our portraits? 22 00:01:14,868 --> 00:01:16,245 Can't she just, like, look at a picture 23 00:01:16,328 --> 00:01:17,913 on her phone or something? 24 00:01:17,996 --> 00:01:20,916 - Okay, get out. - [laughing] What? Why? 25 00:01:20,999 --> 00:01:23,126 She needs to see you in the flesh 26 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:24,545 in order to capture your essence. 27 00:01:24,628 --> 00:01:26,380 While you're still young and full of hope. 28 00:01:26,463 --> 00:01:27,798 [both laugh] 29 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,800 Her words. 30 00:01:29,883 --> 00:01:32,802 Well, Conrad does not have hope, actually. 31 00:01:32,886 --> 00:01:36,473 He's hopeless, but my hangover smoothie-- it cures all. 32 00:01:36,557 --> 00:01:39,226 Can you please just hurry up? 33 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,645 Just go back to bed, all right? 34 00:01:41,728 --> 00:01:43,647 - All right, seriously, Steven, get out. - Oh, come on. 35 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,274 This is a delicate science, 36 00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:46,733 and your heavy breathing is gonna break the yolk. 37 00:01:46,817 --> 00:01:48,360 Okay. Okay, okay. 38 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:50,028 She hasn't painted you since you were little. 39 00:01:50,112 --> 00:01:51,572 I think it'd be nice to have these portraits 40 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:53,574 - for when you're older. - Old. No. 41 00:01:53,657 --> 00:01:55,284 When I'm older, I'm sure there'll be, like, 42 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:58,704 like, holograms or something I can watch of myself, you know? 43 00:01:58,787 --> 00:02:02,457 [blender whirring] 44 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,459 Just sit for your portraits. 45 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:06,545 I don't see Conrad complaining. 46 00:02:06,628 --> 00:02:08,546 He'll complain when he's conscious. 47 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,841 Hey. Here. 48 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:12,843 - Thank you. - [Steven] Come on, man. Hurry your ass up. 49 00:02:12,926 --> 00:02:14,595 All right? I can't be late for my first day of work. 50 00:02:14,678 --> 00:02:17,180 - We won't. We're good. - Come on, man. 51 00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:19,391 - Ooh! - Those old country club boomers 52 00:02:19,474 --> 00:02:21,393 are gonna tip me so hard, man, they won't know what hit 'em. 53 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:23,270 - [Jeremiah] Oh! - [Laurel] Steven, I swear. 54 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:25,063 - [Steven] What? - [Jeremiah] Come on, Laurel. 55 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:27,065 My boy's got to get that bread. 56 00:02:27,149 --> 00:02:28,859 [Steven] Thank you. [laughs] 57 00:02:28,942 --> 00:02:30,277 Good morning. 58 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,112 Belly, where have you been? 59 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,364 Is that a bruise? 60 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:36,408 Um, I-I bumped into someone. 61 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,493 You bumped into someone? 62 00:02:38,577 --> 00:02:39,995 Doesn't look that bad. 63 00:02:41,955 --> 00:02:43,372 Um, cereal? 64 00:02:43,457 --> 00:02:44,875 - Yeah, hit me. - Sure. 65 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:47,294 [Susannah] Oh, my God! 66 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:52,215 - Belly is gonna be a debutante. [laughs] - [Belly laughs] 67 00:02:52,299 --> 00:02:53,550 It's really not that big of a deal. 68 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:54,927 [Steven] I'm sorry. Like, Belly? 69 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,929 Like, my sister? Like, that thing right there? 70 00:02:57,012 --> 00:02:58,388 Shut up, cretin. 71 00:02:58,472 --> 00:03:00,390 Okay, this is gonna be so much fun. 72 00:03:00,474 --> 00:03:03,143 Just you wait. There is, uh... there's the tea, 73 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,479 the auction, the ball, of course, the rehearsal. 74 00:03:05,562 --> 00:03:06,980 I got to write this down. 75 00:03:07,064 --> 00:03:09,316 [gasps] We need to go shopping. 76 00:03:09,399 --> 00:03:12,361 - [laughs] - This sounds... expensive. 77 00:03:12,444 --> 00:03:14,404 Oh, don't worry, Laur. It's on me. 78 00:03:14,488 --> 00:03:16,615 It was my idea after all, and we still need 79 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:18,200 to style you for your book party, so... 80 00:03:18,283 --> 00:03:20,369 Belly, are you sure you want to do this? 81 00:03:20,452 --> 00:03:23,080 It doesn't seem very you. 82 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:24,872 It's not. 83 00:03:24,957 --> 00:03:27,501 Conrad, could you please be a little more supportive? 84 00:03:27,584 --> 00:03:32,130 Now, which one of you is gonna be Belly's escort to the ball? 85 00:03:32,214 --> 00:03:34,257 Not me. I went last year. 86 00:03:34,341 --> 00:03:37,219 Yeah, and I swore off balls. 87 00:03:37,302 --> 00:03:39,304 - [laughing] - The dances, dude. 88 00:03:39,388 --> 00:03:41,682 - [laughter] - Wow, guys. 89 00:03:41,765 --> 00:03:43,725 Stop fighting over me. [laughs] 90 00:03:43,809 --> 00:03:46,103 Um, I'm not going with either of you. 91 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:47,646 I am going to find my own date. 92 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:50,732 Wikipedia says debutante balls require instruction 93 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:53,193 in morals and social etiquette. 94 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,445 [Conrad] I'm going for a swim. 95 00:03:55,529 --> 00:03:57,698 [Steven] She could use some etiquette. Yeah. 96 00:03:57,781 --> 00:04:00,117 No offense, Beck, but I don't feel like 97 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,160 a country club is the best place to teach Belly about morals. 98 00:04:02,244 --> 00:04:03,578 Laur, times have changed. 99 00:04:03,662 --> 00:04:05,205 There's a girl debbing this season, 100 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,916 and she's bringing her girlfriend as her escort, 101 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,960 and the club was fine with it. 102 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,753 [Laurel] How very progressive of them. 103 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:14,798 [Jeremiah] Here you are, Belly Button. 104 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:17,968 Well, hurry up! We have shopping to do. 105 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,095 [Laurel] It's not like I was getting any work done anyway. 106 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,597 [♪ BLACKPINK with Selena Gomez: "Ice Cream"] 107 00:04:22,681 --> 00:04:25,350 ♪ Come a little closer 'cause you looking thirsty ♪ 108 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:28,395 ♪ I'm-a make it better, sip it like a Slurpee ♪ 109 00:04:28,478 --> 00:04:30,522 ♪ Snow cone chilly, get it free like Willy ♪ 110 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,692 ♪ In the jeans like Billie, you be poppin' like a wheelie... 111 00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:35,694 - Here you go. - Thank you. 112 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,988 ♪ You know I keep it icy... 113 00:04:38,071 --> 00:04:40,157 - Isn't that pretty? - I like that. 114 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,701 - Oh. - Right? 115 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:44,619 - Yes? - Yes. 116 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,413 ♪ Keep it fresh like roses... 117 00:04:46,496 --> 00:04:47,914 - I like that one. - Yeah? - You like this one? 118 00:04:47,998 --> 00:04:49,624 - ♪ Yeah, look so sweet ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 119 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,334 ♪ Lookin' good enough to eat... 120 00:04:51,418 --> 00:04:53,962 - [laughs] Wow. - I don't think so. 121 00:04:54,046 --> 00:04:55,547 Ow. 122 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,632 ♪ Catch me in the fridge, right where ♪ 123 00:04:57,716 --> 00:04:59,051 ♪ The ice be... 124 00:04:59,134 --> 00:05:00,510 - Oh. - It's cute. 125 00:05:00,594 --> 00:05:03,472 Yes. Uh-huh. 126 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:05,140 - Don't. - [Belly yelps] 127 00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:07,059 - [Laurel laughs] - Hell yeah. 128 00:05:07,142 --> 00:05:09,770 ♪ You could double dip 'cause I know you like me ♪ 129 00:05:09,853 --> 00:05:11,563 ♪ I know that my heart can be so cold... 130 00:05:11,646 --> 00:05:13,899 Okay, they're called "fascinators," 131 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:16,526 and all the girls will be wearing them. 132 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:18,570 [Laurel] Seriously? 133 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:21,990 - Seriously. - I don't know about this. 134 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:23,617 Come on. 135 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:26,495 Come on! 136 00:05:26,578 --> 00:05:29,122 ♪ I can't see nobody else for me, no ♪ 137 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:30,957 ♪ Get it, flip it, scoop it, do it like that... 138 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:33,627 - Oh, boy. That is... - That's... No, put that away. 139 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:35,003 - No. - [Laurel] You were right on this one. 140 00:05:35,087 --> 00:05:36,630 [Susannah] I know. 141 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:38,381 ♪ Looking good enough to eat ♪ 142 00:05:38,465 --> 00:05:40,092 It's good. 143 00:05:40,175 --> 00:05:42,302 ♪ Coldest with the kiss, so he call me ice cream ♪ 144 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,471 - [Belly sighs] - [Susannah] Next one. 145 00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:46,473 - Ready? - Here we go. 146 00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:50,519 - ♪ Look so good, yeah, look so sweet... - Hmm. 147 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,771 - No. Really? - [Laurel] What? 148 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,731 - Oh, what have I done? - Oh, no. 149 00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:56,525 - Oh, boy. - Are you okay, babe? 150 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,994 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 151 00:06:08,078 --> 00:06:10,622 Yeah, uh, it's-it's something. 152 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:12,624 Oh, you look like a princess. 153 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:15,127 - She looks like the Tooth Fairy. - Ah. 154 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:18,338 Look... at that detail. 155 00:06:19,381 --> 00:06:21,591 Everybody's eyes will fall out of their heads 156 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:23,426 - when they see our girl. - [Laurel laughs] 157 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:25,470 I love you so much, but you're ridiculous. 158 00:06:25,554 --> 00:06:27,973 I love you so much, and I know I'm ridiculous. [laughs] 159 00:06:28,056 --> 00:06:30,684 [Clarissa] Or what about this one? 160 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:34,062 Oh, no, no, no, that one's much too simple. 161 00:06:34,146 --> 00:06:36,857 But it does seem more like Belly. 162 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:40,068 [Susannah] Laur, trust me, these girls go all out. 163 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:45,615 [girl] Oh, don't get my hair wet! 164 00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:46,825 - [whooping] - [laughter] 165 00:06:46,908 --> 00:06:48,201 Hey! 166 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:53,081 Hey, Jeremiah. 167 00:06:53,165 --> 00:06:54,875 Hey, Gigi. 168 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,500 I didn't know you were working here this summer. 169 00:06:56,585 --> 00:06:57,711 - [laughs] - [choking coughs] 170 00:06:57,794 --> 00:06:58,712 [blows whistle] 171 00:06:58,795 --> 00:06:59,713 Hey. 172 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:02,757 Billy, no choking, all right? 173 00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:04,634 [Gigi] Jeremiah, 174 00:07:04,718 --> 00:07:06,678 aren't you gonna save me? 175 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,143 [laughs] 176 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:15,145 Here you go. 177 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:17,439 - Thank you very much. Enjoy that. - Thanks. 178 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:19,441 - Don't forget to tip your waitress. - [laughing] Oh. 179 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:21,318 - Hey, you're on break, kid. - Oh. 180 00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:23,403 Uh, thank you. [laughs] 181 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:28,116 Totally, yeah. I would, uh... 182 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,619 I would love to, uh, take you surfing sometime. 183 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,787 - [gasps, laughs] - [laughs] 184 00:07:32,871 --> 00:07:34,664 Dude. 185 00:07:35,707 --> 00:07:37,875 - Oh, you fucked up. - What? What? How... 186 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,377 How could I have already fucked up? 187 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:40,587 Nobody's gonna want to hook up with you 188 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:42,589 after they see you in this. 189 00:07:42,672 --> 00:07:44,007 You should've been a lifeguard with me. 190 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,926 - Oh. - And hardly anyone drowns. 191 00:07:46,009 --> 00:07:48,470 God. Okay, well, I'll take the hairnet 192 00:07:48,553 --> 00:07:51,223 if it means I don't have to live with my mom freshman year. 193 00:07:51,306 --> 00:07:52,724 - Yeah. - All right. 194 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:54,517 - Fair enough. Fair enough. - See? 195 00:07:56,811 --> 00:07:58,438 [Jeremiah sighs] 196 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,190 Take it in, Steven. 197 00:08:00,273 --> 00:08:02,984 This is all ours. 198 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:06,071 - ♪ Summer in July ♪ - [♪ Yukon Blonde: "Summer in July"] 199 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:10,575 ♪ Summer in July ♪♪ 200 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:15,705 ♪ ♪ 201 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:29,552 [door closes] 202 00:08:49,447 --> 00:08:50,490 Honey? 203 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,075 Hey, hon? 204 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:53,576 Yeah? 205 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,829 Would you change and meet me out back? 206 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:57,956 I want to paint your portrait first. 207 00:08:58,999 --> 00:09:00,834 Why me? 208 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,711 'Cause everyone else has things to do. 209 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,262 I have things to do, too, Mom. 210 00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:16,182 I think you can spare a few hours for your mother, hmm? 211 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,854 - Sure. - Great. 212 00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:22,564 I'll see you outside in ten? 213 00:09:23,982 --> 00:09:25,483 See you there. 214 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:27,110 Put on something nice. 215 00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:28,945 - [laughs] - You see her? 216 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:31,239 - [Jeremiah] Hooked up with her. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:33,116 - [Jeremiah] Him, lifeguard. - [laughs] 218 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:34,826 [Jeremiah] And, uh, the one in the blue 219 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:36,703 and the guy with the eyebrows. 220 00:09:36,786 --> 00:09:38,705 - [laughs] - Yeah. 221 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,707 Dude, you're such a slut, man. 222 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,710 Okay, I just like to kiss and be cozy with people. 223 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,295 Oh, yeah? 224 00:09:46,671 --> 00:09:49,007 [Jeremiah] Never kissed her, though. 225 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:53,428 Yeah, keep it that way. 226 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:55,388 Okay, all right, Shayla's cute and all, 227 00:09:55,472 --> 00:09:57,182 but I'd avoid getting sucked in. 228 00:09:57,265 --> 00:10:00,435 - Sucked? Sucked into what? - To all that. 229 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:02,854 Girls in sundresses are my kryptonite, 230 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:05,273 but I've never let one talk me into being an escort. 231 00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:07,400 Trust me, if Shayla asks you and you say "yes," 232 00:10:07,484 --> 00:10:09,486 it's gonna blow up your whole summer. 233 00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:13,573 Yo, Steven, we need extra hands at the deb tea. 234 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,825 Pays double. Come on. 235 00:10:15,909 --> 00:10:17,827 - Yeah. - Okay, yeah. All right, go get that bread. 236 00:10:17,911 --> 00:10:19,996 - Yes, sir. - Cheers. 237 00:10:29,798 --> 00:10:31,591 - Thanks, Mom. - Sure. 238 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:34,803 Belly? 239 00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:36,554 I just want you to know 240 00:10:36,638 --> 00:10:39,099 that if you decide you hate it or if the girls are mean 241 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:41,184 or even if the food is bad, you can text me. 242 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,603 I promise I won't say "I told you so." 243 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,231 - I'll be fine. - Humor me? 244 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:47,690 Use our code phrase, and I'll be right there. 245 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:49,192 Mom. 246 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,569 You remember it from when you were little, right? 247 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,571 - Lemon Jelly Belly. - Lemon Jelly Belly. 248 00:10:54,948 --> 00:10:57,742 - Have fun. - [car engine starts] 249 00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:09,003 Hey. 250 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:13,007 Jeremiah. [laughs] 251 00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:17,804 Oh, my God. Uh, Belly. 252 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,848 Wow. I didn't even recognize you. 253 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:24,769 Tell me the truth. Um, do I look like a fool? 254 00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:28,022 Um... [laughs] 255 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:30,775 Uh, no, y-you look good. You look good. 256 00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:32,861 Um, let me walk you over. 257 00:11:35,071 --> 00:11:36,823 What? 258 00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:38,950 - [laughs] Nothing. - Uh, let's go. 259 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,618 Uh, are those... are those pineapples? 260 00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:42,370 - Pineapples? - Pineapples, yeah? 261 00:11:42,454 --> 00:11:44,664 No, they're flowe... Have you seen flowers before? 262 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:49,043 I-I have, but that is, for sure, a pineapple. 263 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:50,837 That's a nice pineapple dress you got there. 264 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:54,632 They have strawberry, raspberry, raspberry type cookies. 265 00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,801 - Oh, they're to die for. - Okay. 266 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,553 I-I still never thought I'd see the day 267 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:01,306 where you were wearing a fascinator. [laughs] 268 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:03,391 [indistinct chatter] 269 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,395 [chatter quiets] 270 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:14,527 Jeremiah. 271 00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:15,945 Paige. 272 00:12:18,156 --> 00:12:20,074 Where's your shirt? 273 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:21,910 - It's always a pleasure. - Mm-hmm. 274 00:12:21,993 --> 00:12:23,745 This is Belly. 275 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:26,414 I mean, uh, Isabel Conklin, 276 00:12:26,498 --> 00:12:29,626 the young woman my mom told you about, my future wife. 277 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:32,629 - [slap] - She's late. 278 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,298 I-I-I'm so sorry. 279 00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:37,175 You're at table two. 280 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,553 Are those those little Brie and fig jam sandwiches 281 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:43,181 - with the prosciutto? - Don't you dare. 282 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:45,475 - Okay. - Those are for the girls. 283 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,685 - Jeremiah, those are for the girls! - Just-just one. 284 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:49,354 Knock 'em dead. 285 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:55,276 [Belly] Oh, my God. 286 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,488 That's the girl Conrad was kissing at the bonfire. 287 00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,990 And that's the girl Steven was with. 288 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,410 Ugh. FML. 289 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:06,663 [indistinct chatter] 290 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,168 Hi. 291 00:13:12,252 --> 00:13:13,962 - [quietly] Hi. - Hi. 292 00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:16,756 [indistinct chatter] 293 00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:20,635 Hey. 294 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,095 [Belly] Lemon Jelly Belly. 295 00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:23,263 [Shayla] Hey. 296 00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:25,473 Hi. 297 00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,225 Is that from the other night? 298 00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:29,894 - Yeah. - Here, let me fix it. 299 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,985 - I think we're good. - Yeah? 300 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,736 Thank you. 301 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:42,991 [Belly chuckles softly] 302 00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:45,076 ♪ ♪ 303 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,136 So... 304 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,887 how's Nicole? 305 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:09,017 Mom, can we not do this? 306 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,478 Like, no. Uh, uh, you asked me 307 00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,480 to come sit for this portrait, and-and I'm here, 308 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:17,984 and I'm sitting, and I'm more than happy to be here, 309 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,903 but can we not make this, like, a bonding experience, please? 310 00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:23,615 Well, excuse me for trying to connect with my son 311 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:25,742 before he leaves for a year. 312 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,168 [sighs] 313 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:40,214 Belly looked really nice in her new dress. 314 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,808 Look, if you want to spend your summer 315 00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,935 moping around, I can't stop you, but... 316 00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:56,397 [chuckles] no more sleeping till 2:00, 317 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:58,066 no more day drinking. 318 00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:01,319 I want you doing something productive. 319 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,532 You're getting a job. 320 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:11,120 Sure. 321 00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:13,206 Great. 322 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,002 [laughing] Now sit still. 323 00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,546 Sit up. [laughs] 324 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:23,299 [Marisa] I told my mom the only way I would do this 325 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,426 is if I could bring my girlfriend, 'cause I thought 326 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,428 it would be a deal killer, but the club has been 327 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,097 surprisingly chill about the whole thing. 328 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,599 - [Dara] I'm honestly shocked. - Yeah. 329 00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,685 Literally, Dara, I was expecting a conversion camp 330 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:35,478 to spring out of the bushes. 331 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,522 No. Lesbians and debutantes are, like, 332 00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,649 - a completely juxtaposing idea. - Opposites. 333 00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:41,984 - Yeah, but Cousins likes to pretend to be woke. - Mm-hmm. 334 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,445 Trust me. My family deals with it constantly. 335 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,864 - The things we do for college applications. - It's insane. 336 00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:49,784 Don't worry, Marisa. You'll get in everywhere. 337 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,160 Wait. Where are you applying? 338 00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:54,706 You know, the usual. Every Ivy minus Cornell. 339 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,541 - Mm-hmm. - Ithaca is so bleak. 340 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,751 - [laughter] - I know. What about you? 341 00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:02,046 Oh, Belly's only a sophomore. Right? 342 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,506 I think that's what Conrad told me. 343 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,758 Yeah, I-I'll be a junior in the fall. 344 00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:08,886 So, is this your first summer here in Cousins? 345 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:11,723 No, I've been coming here for my entire life. [laughs] 346 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,766 Yeah, she's, like, family friends 347 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,518 with Conrad and Jeremiah. 348 00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:17,937 Uh, so are you and Jeremiah, like, a-a thing, 349 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,939 or are you gonna take him to the ball? 350 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,067 - Um... - Oh, my God, back off, Geeg. 351 00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:25,069 - It was a question. - They're, like, basically 352 00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:27,238 related, okay? You have nothing to worry about. 353 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,365 - I'm not worried. - [Shayla] Yeah, sure. 354 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:30,742 Keep telling yourself that, babe. 355 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:35,163 Gigi has had this thing for Jeremiah... 356 00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:37,749 - Ever since he got abs? - [laughter] 357 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,793 - Pun intended. Absolutely. - [Shayla] Relax. 358 00:16:40,877 --> 00:16:41,961 I'm not into Jeremiah Fisher. 359 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,379 Yeah, and your noticing his abs? 360 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:44,505 - Ooh. - No. 361 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,923 She's too busy eye-fucking the waiter. 362 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,800 Dude, that's Belly's brother. 363 00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,177 Oh, my God. 364 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,763 - Really? - Oh, that's gross. 365 00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:54,307 So, what's it like to live with Jeremiah and Conrad? 366 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,559 - Yeah. - Conrad's so mysterious. 367 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,901 - [stammers] - [Paige] Hello, debutantes. 368 00:17:04,984 --> 00:17:06,986 ♪ ♪ 369 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,370 [sighs] 370 00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:32,345 [tapping keys] 371 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,138 [sighs] 372 00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:37,809 A few small housekeeping bits I'd like to go over. 373 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:40,144 We have a lot to look forward to this season. 374 00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:42,563 Now, I understand some of you might think 375 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,565 that debbing is outdated. 376 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:48,027 It's something you're doing to appease your families. 377 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,906 But the Cousins Debutante Ball is a part of history. 378 00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:55,117 Venerated, yet ever evolving, 379 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,996 it's a tradition you'll someday pass on to your own daughters. 380 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,333 It's a formal marking of this passage of time 381 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:06,254 between your teenage years and your adulthood. 382 00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:08,923 One ends, and the other begins. 383 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,717 - [indistinct whispering] - [Paige] It's a journey generations of women 384 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,553 before you have taken. 385 00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:17,139 Women who you can learn from and who can inspire you. 386 00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:21,143 Debs, at each table is a big sister 387 00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:23,479 who will guide you through the season. 388 00:18:23,563 --> 00:18:25,189 So, please introduce yourselves. 389 00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:27,149 [indistinct chatter] 390 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,360 Hey, little sis. 391 00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:32,446 [laughs softly] Hey. 392 00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:34,365 Honestly, my parents made me do it last year 393 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,034 because, you know, like, all the women in my family have done it. 394 00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:38,744 But my big sis was great, 395 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:42,123 and I actually ended up having a lot of fun. 396 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,959 So just don't be nervous. 397 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:47,879 Okay? Do you want some? 398 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,801 Um, no, thanks, I'm good, but, uh, I'll be right back. 399 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:56,178 - Oh. Okay. - Sorry. 400 00:18:56,262 --> 00:18:58,222 What is that about? 401 00:18:58,306 --> 00:18:59,557 Cam. 402 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,810 Belly. What are you doing here? 403 00:19:02,894 --> 00:19:05,438 - Uh... - Wait. Are you a deb? 404 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,982 Yeah, I guess, technically, yes. 405 00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,817 Cool. Nice. 406 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,153 I-I went down to the marina yesterday, but, uh, your boat 407 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,863 - had already left. - Seriously? Man. 408 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,156 Yeah. If you'd looked back toward the pier, 409 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:17,199 you would've seen a-a sweaty version of me 410 00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:18,826 looking wistfully toward your boat. [laughs] 411 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,828 Well, we never want you to be wistful. 412 00:19:20,912 --> 00:19:23,247 You know, I think it's too late. The wistfulness has set in. 413 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:25,207 - No. - No. I might be wistful forever. 414 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,753 Okay, well, do you think going to a drive-in movie 415 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,631 with me tonight might help with the wistfulness? 416 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,050 Yeah, I think it would. 417 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,843 - Cool. - [laughs] 418 00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:38,554 Uh, you know what? Let me give you this. 419 00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:41,223 You can put your information. 420 00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:43,351 Um... 421 00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:45,478 I think that should be good. 422 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:47,605 - Sweet. Yay. Cool. - There you go. 423 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,732 - So, I'll see you later. - Okay, yeah. Bye. 424 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,817 - Bye. Have fun. See you later. - [laughing] 425 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,949 [birds chirping] 426 00:19:58,032 --> 00:19:59,700 ♪ ♪ 427 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,918 You look really cute. 428 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,170 You are gonna have so much fun tonight. 429 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,880 We're just going to see a movie. 430 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:16,217 You look nice, hon. 431 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,344 I can't believe crop tops are back. 432 00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,971 Remember how I thought I was 433 00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,640 such hot shit in that baby tee I wore freshman year? 434 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,017 - [Laurel laughs] - Have fun tonight. 435 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:29,313 Are you not driving with us? 436 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,856 Um... 437 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,317 Didn't Belly tell you? She has a date. 438 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,611 [Belly] Sorry, Mom. 439 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:38,030 - Um, his name is Cam. - Yeah, his mom works at the club. 440 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:41,117 Really nice boy, very smart. 441 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,995 - Like, Harvard smart. - [laughs softly] 442 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,415 It's fine. [laughs] 443 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,792 Of course you can go. I've dragged you to enough 444 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,502 of these book parties over the years. 445 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,920 Have a great date. 446 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:54,296 Thanks. 447 00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,466 Do we need to talk about consent before you go? 448 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,010 Mom. 449 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,554 [chuckles softly] 450 00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,934 I kind of wish I weren't going to this party, either. 451 00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:08,936 - No offense. - Quit being such a Debbie Downer. 452 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,188 You'll get inspired again. I know it. 453 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:13,232 Maybe I said all I have to say. 454 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,317 Maybe I don't have any books left in me anymore. 455 00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:17,319 You haven't done anything since your divorce. 456 00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:20,322 You got to get out there, replenish the well, have fun. 457 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,074 Go to parties. 458 00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:26,579 Come on. 459 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:33,169 [sighs] 460 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:34,587 Full team, full team, full team. 461 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,380 Okay, I'm coming, coming right now. 462 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:37,840 [cheering in video game] 463 00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,467 Wait. You see one? 464 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,635 - Cracked one, cracked one. - Nice. - Got him. 465 00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:43,387 See you guys later. 466 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,183 Damn! 467 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,726 - [whistle blows in game] - Are you kidding? No. 468 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,395 Yeah, fine, just abandon the game completely, Jere. 469 00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:53,564 You... look... hot. 470 00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:54,982 [Belly laughs] 471 00:21:55,066 --> 00:21:56,817 Hey, hey, hey, stop flirting with my sister. 472 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:58,944 - Shut up, Steven. - No, you shut up. 473 00:21:59,028 --> 00:22:01,572 Well, you look good, though. 474 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,824 [laughs] You driving with, or are you meeting us there? 475 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:06,494 I'm not going to the book party. 476 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,370 I'm going to the drive-in. 477 00:22:08,454 --> 00:22:10,831 - With who? - [phone chimes] 478 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:13,000 - Dude, dude, focus. Come on. - Um... 479 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:16,295 [laughing] Uh, okay. Bye. 480 00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:20,925 [Steven] All right, let me catch you up. 481 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,899 - Hi. - Hi. 482 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,901 You look... less wistful. 483 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:40,361 I, uh... I-I feel less wistful. 484 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,530 [laughing] Okay, good. 485 00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,365 What movie are we seeing? 486 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:47,159 Uh, it's some old movie called, uh, Sabrina. 487 00:22:47,243 --> 00:22:50,121 Audrey Hepburn? Two brothers? That Sabrina? 488 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:52,540 - I think, so. Yeah. - Yeah? I-I love that movie. 489 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,126 - It got really great reviews. - Oh, cool. I'm-I'm sure it did. 490 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,128 - It's really good. - Yeah? Good. 491 00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,213 Yeah. 492 00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,134 [Sabrina] And as had been traditional 493 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,511 on Long Island for the past 30 years, 494 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,681 the Larrabees were giving a party. 495 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:13,060 It never rained on the night of the Larrabee party. 496 00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:15,688 The Larrabees wouldn't have stood for it. 497 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:18,023 There were four Larrabees in all: 498 00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:22,111 father, mother and two sons. 499 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:26,198 Maude and Oliver Larrabee were married in 1906, 500 00:23:26,282 --> 00:23:28,534 and among their many wedding presents 501 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:32,329 was a townhouse in New York and this estate for weekends. 502 00:23:32,413 --> 00:23:34,456 Are you sure you don't want something to drink or...? 503 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,293 - Yeah, I'm okay, thanks. - Yeah. 504 00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:41,422 [Sabrina] Linus Larrabee, the elder son, 505 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:45,926 graduated from Yale, where his classmates voted him 506 00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:50,306 the man most likely to leave his alma mater $50 million. 507 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,058 His brother David 508 00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:56,061 went through several of the best Eastern colleges 509 00:23:56,145 --> 00:23:58,147 for short periods of time, 510 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,482 and through several marriages 511 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,902 for even shorter periods of time. 512 00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:07,364 He is now a successful six-goal polo player 513 00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:10,034 and is listed on Linus's tax return 514 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:12,995 as a $600 deduction. 515 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,333 Life was pleasant among the Larrabees, 516 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:22,755 for this was as close to heaven as one could get on Long Island. 517 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:25,382 [movie music plays] 518 00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:27,593 [quietly] Don't drop it. 519 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,596 [indistinct chatter] 520 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,598 You can do it, all right? 521 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,767 [laughs] 522 00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,912 Thank you. [laughs] 523 00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:00,376 I really liked it. 524 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:03,712 - You read my book? - Yeah. Yeah. 525 00:25:03,796 --> 00:25:05,339 I thought it was, uh, really interesting 526 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:08,884 how you made, um, Iris an unreliable narrator. 527 00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:12,513 In what way? 528 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:15,140 [laughs] Just, uh, how the story she was telling us 529 00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:18,310 about her marriage, I mean, so clearly wasn't the real story. 530 00:25:18,394 --> 00:25:20,312 - [laughs] - I'm not sure that's entirely true, 531 00:25:20,396 --> 00:25:22,189 but okay. 532 00:25:22,273 --> 00:25:23,607 [man] Great to meet you, Cleveland. 533 00:25:23,691 --> 00:25:25,693 - Can't wait for the next one. - Yeah. You, too. 534 00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:29,363 So, what is the next one? 535 00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:31,365 It's mainly about sailing. 536 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:34,368 Yeah, it's sort of a modern epic. 537 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:35,953 You sail? 538 00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:37,746 Are you surprised? Is that...? [laughs] 539 00:25:37,830 --> 00:25:42,126 Kind of. I thought you were, like, a Brooklyn hipster. 540 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:45,045 - Ooh. - Do people say "hipster" anymore? 541 00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:47,881 - No. [laughs] - [laughs] 542 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:50,301 But you're right. I don't sail. 543 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,052 You know, I am trying to learn. 544 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:54,722 You know, I like... 545 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:57,182 I like to write about things I know nothing about, 546 00:25:57,266 --> 00:26:00,436 to completely immerse myself in new worlds. 547 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,189 And the problem is... I am completely lost at sea. 548 00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:06,275 [both laugh] 549 00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:10,112 You see that boy over there? 550 00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:13,532 Oh, yeah, the one who's been pounding chardonnay all night. 551 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,410 - Yeah. - Oh, Conrad? 552 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:17,828 Come over here. 553 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:23,000 [Cleveland laughs] 554 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:26,003 Conrad, this is Cleveland. 555 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,172 He's writing a book about sailing 556 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:30,466 but also knows nothing about sailing. 557 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,551 - [laughs] - Conrad's a great sailor. 558 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,678 You won a regatta last year, right? 559 00:26:34,762 --> 00:26:36,430 Came in second, but... 560 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,515 Ah. 561 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:41,477 So, uh, do you teach? 562 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,604 You know, I could, uh, use some lessons. 563 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,482 - [laughing] So... yeah. - [Laurel laughs] 564 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,778 Did my mom put you up to this? 565 00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,821 What? Why? 566 00:26:53,864 --> 00:26:55,866 Typical. 567 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:02,539 [sighs] 568 00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:04,792 A man of few words? 569 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,877 Apparently. 570 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,880 Um, here you go. 571 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,758 - Oh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 572 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:16,637 [Cleveland laughs softly] 573 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,764 You know, this shit is so boring. Can we go somewhere? 574 00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:20,974 - [Jeremiah chuckles softly] - Yeah. Where? 575 00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:23,060 We could go into town, I don't know, 576 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,979 buy some weed from that guy with the Rainbow Dash tattoo? 577 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,981 Nah, he got arrested last summer. 578 00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:30,609 - Oh, shit. Really? - Yeah. 579 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,321 - [Jeremiah sighs] - Yeah, we could go to the drive-in. 580 00:27:34,405 --> 00:27:37,741 Dude, gross. No, I-I don't want to watch Belly hooking up 581 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:39,451 with some kid in the back seat of a minivan. 582 00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:45,999 Yo, actually... 583 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,001 let's go to the drive-in. 584 00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:50,754 Wait. Like... like, really? 585 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:53,715 - Yeah. Why not? - [Steven laughs] 586 00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:55,843 - Yeah. Yeah! - All right, bro. 587 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,428 - [laughs] - You're driving. 588 00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:59,555 - Oh, yes. - Guys... 589 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:02,891 Get up. Come on. [laughs] 590 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:04,977 [♪ "La Vie en Rose"] 591 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:16,196 Can, um... can I ask you a question? 592 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,823 Yeah. 593 00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:21,201 Why marine biology? 594 00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,830 Well, why not? 595 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:27,249 I just... I feel like it was a, um, 596 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:29,251 a phase that everyone goes through when they're little, 597 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,378 but y-you stuck with it. 598 00:28:31,462 --> 00:28:33,380 Yeah. 599 00:28:33,464 --> 00:28:35,883 There's a jellyfish with Benjamin Button's disease. 600 00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:37,468 [Linus] How do you say in French...? 601 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:39,386 - What? - Yup. 602 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:41,972 Scientists think it's immortal. 603 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,391 But nobody knows why, though. 604 00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:47,394 This thing could be, like, the cure for cancer, 605 00:28:47,478 --> 00:28:50,189 but how do you harness jellyfish cells? 606 00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:51,940 I-I don't know. How do you? 607 00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:53,400 - I don't know either. - [laughs] 608 00:28:53,484 --> 00:28:56,278 Nobody does. It's nuts. 609 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,364 And, um, eels? 610 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:02,034 Nobody knows how eels reproduce. 611 00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:04,161 - Seriously. - Hmm. 612 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:07,080 The fact that eels exist, it's just, like, a complete anomaly. 613 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:09,416 - Really? - Yeah. It's wild. 614 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:12,169 And people don't know, you know, what's at the bottom 615 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:14,505 of the Mariana Trench either, so... 616 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:19,801 So many inexplicable things about the ocean. 617 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,805 I want to be able to explain them, some of them. 618 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:25,891 - Totally. - Sure. 619 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,685 [Linus] Why are you looking at me that way? 620 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:30,938 [Sabrina] All night long, I've had the most 621 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:33,065 terrible impulse to do something. 622 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,317 Well, never resist an impulse, Sabrina, 623 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,652 especially if it's terrible. 624 00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:39,029 [Sabrina] I'm going to do it. 625 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,739 [Belly] Before last night, I'd only kissed boys 626 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,700 during spin the bottle, not in real life, 627 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:47,287 not because we both really want it, 628 00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,998 but the way I feel right now, 629 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:53,168 this is what everyone talks about. 630 00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:54,169 [Cam clears throat] 631 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:56,004 [Steven laughs] 632 00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:59,132 Hey, could you, um, grab me that drink, actually? 633 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:01,134 Maybe like a-a Cherry Coke or something else? 634 00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:02,886 Yeah, it's no problem. Sounds good. 635 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:04,346 - Thank you. Yeah. - Yeah, I'll be right back. 636 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:06,098 Thanks. 637 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:09,601 [making kissing noises] 638 00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:11,311 [Steven laughs] 639 00:30:11,395 --> 00:30:13,564 What the hell do you think you're doing?! 640 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:16,149 Uh, just catching the end of our favorite movie. 641 00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:18,694 - I mean... - You have no right! You have to go! 642 00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:21,154 Oh, Belly, relax. We-we were just joking around. 643 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:23,865 Steven, if you don't leave, I swear to God 644 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:27,077 I will send everyone in this car your Dramione fanfic. 645 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,955 - [laughter] - You wouldn't. 646 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:34,001 Oh, he spent an entire chapter talking about Draco's wand. 647 00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:36,211 - [Conrad] Bro. - Oh, my God. 648 00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:38,380 - Steven, come on. - You know, don't be embarrassed, man. Draco's hot. 649 00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:39,881 - Drop it. Drop it. - Hey, seriously? 650 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,634 Please leave. 651 00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:43,677 [Linus] ...or fallen through. 652 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,304 Let me put it this way. 653 00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:47,598 - All right, let's go, guys. - What? - Wait. What? 654 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,349 - [Steven] Are you kidding me? - Steven, drive the car. 655 00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:51,768 You were the one who wanted to come, Conrad. 656 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:54,730 [Oliver] I seem to have missed something here. 657 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,607 Would you mind starting all over again? 658 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:58,483 [Linus] Now, Miss McCardle. 659 00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:01,278 Elizabeth, I hate to have to break the news to you, 660 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:04,072 but at this very moment, your fiancé David Larrabee... 661 00:31:04,156 --> 00:31:05,782 [David] Is late, as usual. 662 00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:09,202 [woman] [laughs] No problem. Hi, how can I help you? 663 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:12,456 [David] Hello, everybody. Hello, darling. 664 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:14,833 Huzzah. Cherry Coke. 665 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:17,461 - Thank you so much. - For you. No problem. 666 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,422 [David] I heard there was a board meeting going on. 667 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,841 - How is it? - It's good. 668 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,301 [Elizabeth] Sabrina? Who's Sabrina? 669 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,428 [Oliver] That name, that name. 670 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,263 [David] She's on the boat, I guess. 671 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:30,599 [phone whooshes] 672 00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:33,226 What are you up to, hon? 673 00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:34,353 [phone whooshes] 674 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:37,147 Uh... 675 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,565 yeah, you know, just video games. 676 00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:40,067 Don't stay up too late. 677 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,568 You've got work early in the morning tomorrow. 678 00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:42,986 All right, Mom. Promise. 679 00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:53,705 [door creaks] 680 00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:15,227 Had a really good time tonight. 681 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:16,728 Did you, also? 682 00:32:16,812 --> 00:32:18,939 [laughing] Yeah. No, I had a really... 683 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,565 I had a really great time, yeah. 684 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:24,069 I think I was just dehydrated before. 685 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:25,529 [laughs] Okay. 686 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,782 Are you... hydrated now? 687 00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:32,619 - Yeah, very. [laughs] - [laughs] 688 00:32:32,703 --> 00:32:35,080 [Belly] I don't want this night to be over. 689 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:39,126 Uh, can I, uh...? 690 00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:41,169 Would it be cool to you if...? 691 00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:43,338 - Can I? - [laughing] Yeah, yes. Yeah. 692 00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:46,717 [♪ Wheatus: "Teenage Dirtbag"] 693 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:59,187 - Uh... Yup. - Oh, yeah. Good idea. 694 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:01,189 - Thank you. I just... - Don't need those. 695 00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:03,775 [both laugh] 696 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:06,319 ♪ She rings my bell ♪ 697 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:08,905 ♪ I got gym class in half an hour ♪ 698 00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:11,450 ♪ Oh, how she rocks ♪ 699 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:14,077 ♪ In Keds and tube socks ♪ 700 00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:17,956 ♪ But she doesn't know who I am ♪ 701 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:24,421 ♪ And she doesn't give a damn about me ♪ 702 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:29,134 ♪ 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 703 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:34,514 ♪ Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 704 00:33:34,598 --> 00:33:41,062 ♪ Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me... 705 00:33:41,146 --> 00:33:43,273 Oh. 706 00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:53,366 Steven, I-I know it's kind of lame, 707 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,994 but I think we'd have fun together. 708 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,455 Will you be my date to the deb ball? 709 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,832 Uh... 710 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:03,752 Uh, yeah. 711 00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:05,337 ♪ My ass if he knew the truth... 712 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:08,465 Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 713 00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:10,967 ♪ And he drives an IROC ♪ 714 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:15,180 ♪ But he doesn't know who I am ♪ 715 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:21,144 ♪ And he doesn't give a damn about me ♪ 716 00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:25,148 - Exactly. Cool. - ♪ 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 717 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,150 - Bye. Good night. - Bye. Good night. 718 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:31,403 ♪ Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 719 00:34:31,488 --> 00:34:33,907 ♪ Listen to Iron Maiden... 720 00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:35,492 - Bye. - [laughing] Bye. 721 00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,911 ♪ Baby, with me ♪ 722 00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:41,248 ♪ Ooh ♪ 723 00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:44,416 - Sweet dreams. - [laughing] Bye. 724 00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:49,047 ♪ Oh, yeah, dirtbag ♪♪ 725 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,428 How was your hot date? 726 00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:57,097 Excuse me? 727 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:00,350 Okay, relax. We were just having a little fun. 728 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,143 You guys are assholes. 729 00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:03,478 Belly, come on. 730 00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:07,065 All I wanted was to go to a drive-in with a guy 731 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:09,276 that I think is-is cute and sweet, 732 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,820 and... and you guys had to come and ruin it. 733 00:35:11,903 --> 00:35:15,782 And us showing up, for, like, two minutes ruined that, really? 734 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:18,702 Grow up, Belly. 735 00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:22,706 Why couldn't you let me have this one thing? 736 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,500 Huh? Admit it. 737 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:27,085 You knew what you were doing. 738 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,629 What? What was I doing? 739 00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:32,883 Reminding me that you existed. 740 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:35,969 I don't know what you're talking about. 741 00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:38,221 You cared where I was, who I was with. 742 00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:41,349 No, I didn't. I don't care. 743 00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:43,184 - Stop lying! - Stop being such a baby! 744 00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:45,437 Oh, and you're such an adult? 745 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,232 You spent your Saturday night crashing my first date for fun. 746 00:35:56,281 --> 00:35:58,825 Fine. Fine. Forget it. 747 00:36:00,577 --> 00:36:03,330 Why don't you go smoke some more pot? 748 00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:05,916 Why don't you go look in the mirror some more? 749 00:36:08,251 --> 00:36:12,422 [Belly] I wonder if this is the way all crushes die. 750 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:18,136 With a whimper, slowly, and then, just like that, gone. 751 00:36:22,432 --> 00:36:24,434 ♪ ♪ 752 00:36:54,422 --> 00:36:56,424 ♪ ♪ 753 00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:28,415 ♪ ♪ 754 00:37:58,403 --> 00:38:00,405 ♪ ♪