1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:04,920 - Each year at this time, we remember prometheus, 2 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:07,089 The only god I truly admire. 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,425 - Isn't your mom a god? - Yep. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,344 Prometheus, as everyone knows, gave fire to humans 5 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,888 In total defiance of mount olympus. 6 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,099 How cool is that? - Pretty cool. 7 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,350 - This isn't an interactive event. 8 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:19,810 You want to take it, hippo? - Thanks, bro. 9 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:23,105 In keeping with the themes of inspiration and technology 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,274 That prometheus represents to me, 11 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:28,318 I'm going to light this year's promethean flame 12 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,989 Using as much technology as possible. 13 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,824 [flame whooshes] 14 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:38,579 [machinery clacking] 15 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:39,913 You get the idea. 16 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:44,543 [flames whoosh] 17 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,629 [crowd cheers] 18 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,339 - Behold! Your-- 19 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,425 Ooh, whoops-a-doodle. There you are! 20 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:55,220 Oh, what a wonderful surprise. I don't know what to say. 21 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:58,348 - Mother, this isn't for you. We're honoring prometheus. 22 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,350 - In that case, I do know what to say. 23 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,143 Suck it! 24 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,062 - Ok, mum, sleep it off. 25 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:05,147 - No, no. Hey, let's-- 26 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,024 It's a celebration of prometheus. 27 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,650 I can celebrate prometheus. 28 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,152 [stone cracking, thuds] 29 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:12,071 [crowd screaming] 30 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,322 [flames whooshing] 31 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,824 - Ah, fire! - My livestock is on fire! 32 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,367 - Hey, somebody call prometheus. 33 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,453 See if he'll take that stuff back, am I right? 34 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,988 [crowd screaming] [cattle mooing] 35 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,833 Too soon? 36 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:27,795 [upbeat mystical music] 37 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:35,219 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,821 - Don't remember a lot of last night. 39 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:54,988 - Must be nice. 40 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:56,323 - Ugh, you're still boohooing 41 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,033 About me supposedly ruining 42 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:01,078 Your un-ruinable circle jerk to prometheus. 43 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,205 - Eh, turned out pretty ruinable. 44 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,290 - "ooh, prometheus, you're so awesome. 45 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,251 Thanks for stealing fire." 46 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:10,504 I steal stuff all the time. Look. 47 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,881 I took all the water. Where's my holiday? 48 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,384 [gulping] 49 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,343 [sighs] 50 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:17,553 You know what happened to prometheus 51 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,888 Immediately after that fire stunt, don't you? 52 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,265 Zeus chained him to a rock 53 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,851 And made an eagle eat his liver forever. 54 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:24,726 - Course we know that. 55 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,145 That's the best part. 56 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,272 - You're trying to make us be less into prometheus 57 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,649 And your big point is that he suffered for us? 58 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,777 - My big point is that there's going to be an eagle 59 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:35,487 Eating his liver for all eternity 60 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:39,032 And his reward is you lighting a candle once a year, 61 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:41,785 Is my big point. - Yeah, yeah. No, that follows. 62 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:43,203 - Guess what today is? 63 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,830 - Everyone guesses what every day is. 64 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,081 We have no calendar. 65 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,083 - It's the day mom promised she'd tell me 66 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,419 Where my birth father is so I can go beat him up! 67 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,254 - Whoa, that doesn't sound like me. 68 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,214 Why would I promise to do anything for anyone 69 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,424 Without any leverage? 70 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,217 - Remember I asked where my real dad was 71 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:58,343 Because I wanted to go beat him up, 72 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,012 And you said, "I'm not telling you," 73 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,221 And I said, "why?" 74 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,389 And you said, "because you're three." 75 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:03,473 And I said, "so when will you tell me?" 76 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,933 And you said, "the day you could swallow 77 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,310 An entire baby pig"? 78 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:09,521 Welp, I've been practicing and that day has come! 79 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:10,814 - No, no, no, no! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 80 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:11,899 [piglet squealing] we'll take your word for it. 81 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,567 And we really need a calendar. 82 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,445 - Sweetie, I was clearly just blowing you off at the time. 83 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:19,198 I don't know or care where your father is. 84 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:20,365 - He's a cyclops, right? 85 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:21,909 Wouldn't he just be on that island 86 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:22,910 Where all the cyclops live? 87 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,995 - There's a cyclops island? 88 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,455 Who's taking me there? 89 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,415 - That would be the flying monster that ran his mouth. 90 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,000 - Oh, I don't think I should get involved 91 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,585 In your daughter's-- - and yet you did. 92 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:34,254 Have fun. Bye, now. Flap, flap, fun, fun. 93 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,131 No, don't finish your food. 94 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,883 Leave hungry. Learn your lesson. 95 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,051 - Which is? - Stay out of it. 96 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,344 - Got it. - [giggling] 97 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,304 - If you need me, I'll be finishing my nectar 98 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,932 In the clouds because I'm amazing. 99 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:48,185 Amazing animal exit! 100 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,687 Ugh, I'm hungover and I have nothing to prove. 101 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,731 Half ostrich exit. 102 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,151 - I say, nothing like fresh ocean air on the nethers. 103 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:59,071 Can I ask why you want to beat up your father? 104 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,906 Do you feel abandoned? 105 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,866 - What? No. Stay out of it! 106 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,660 [sighs] 107 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,827 I don't know why. 108 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,246 It's just a feeling I have, 109 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,872 Like there's some guy that made me 110 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,207 And I need to let him know 111 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,377 That doesn't make him better than me by punching him. 112 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,296 - Sounds to me like your cyclop instincts coming through. 113 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:19,883 I have to warn you, they have a very aggressive culture. 114 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,301 - Hey, is that cyclopia there, 115 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,970 The island is shaped like one eye? 116 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,722 - That is it, but all islands are basically shaped like-- 117 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,432 - What are you doing? Don't fly me all the way there. 118 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:30,435 It's embarrassing! Drop me off further away. 119 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,816 Ah! [heavy thud] 120 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,560 [indistinct chatter] 121 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,196 - Which one of you ass-hats knocked up my mom? 122 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,240 - Who wants to know? - Who's asking? 123 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:46,243 - You and what army? - My ass and your face! 124 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,328 - Hey, you better watch yourself, two-eyes! 125 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,664 - I'm not a two-eyes. [all gasp] 126 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,291 - Hey, that's donny's eye. 127 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:55,127 - You're right! That's donny's frickin' eye. 128 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,129 Donny! This your kid? 129 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,673 - Ah, crap. Probably. 130 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,049 Why are you being a jagoff? 131 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:03,176 - Maybe 'cause I'm half jagoff. 132 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,178 [laughter and chatter] 133 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,931 - So what, you come here to cry about your feelings 134 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,182 And blame me for your life? 135 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,143 - I came to knock your teeth down your throat! 136 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,729 [laughter and chatter] 137 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,314 - I like that. - You do? 138 00:05:15,432 --> 00:05:17,566 - Yeah, I get it. Guy knocks up your mom. 139 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,402 It's like, what, does this guy think he's better than me? 140 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,321 We all beat up our dads around here. 141 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,656 [all agreeing] - hey, you want a beer? 142 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,325 We drink it out of barrels instead of cups. 143 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,785 - Maybe. But I did come here to fight. 144 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,204 - Yeah, what do you think beer is for, to make people happy? 145 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,832 [crowd laughing and cheering] 146 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,542 - [gulping] 147 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,756 - What if I told you I wanted to free prometheus? 148 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:41,965 - I'd say go outside. 149 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:43,175 And if that's your new phrase for it, 150 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,302 I don't think it beats "release the kraken." 151 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,679 - I'm serious. We have a hero that we know is 152 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:50,515 Chained to a rock somewhere with an eagle eating his liver 153 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,768 And we're just letting that happen? Why? 154 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:53,935 - We don't want to piss off zeus 155 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,270 And we aren't motivated by the dream of 156 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:56,388 Proving your mother wrong? 157 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,939 - Come on, you're the scientist. 158 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,358 If prometheus is chained to a rock, 159 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:02,027 It's not with normal chains. - Ok? 160 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:03,945 - So you could maybe come up with 161 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,655 A way to detect that metal 162 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:10,077 And we could find prometheus and set him free. 163 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,204 - And really stick it to your mom. 164 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,747 - You're obsessed with my mum. 165 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:14,873 - If that makes you feel better. 166 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,167 Ok, I think you're describing a magnet. 167 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,168 - What's a magnet? 168 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,378 - A way to stick it to your mom. 169 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,797 - Then I love it. And by me, I mean you. 170 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,257 You must love magnets. I just love freeing prometheus. 171 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,259 Let's do this! Brains and heart. 172 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,346 - Is this-- 173 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,972 Are we coming up with a special-- 174 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,015 - It's our brother handshake. 175 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,810 Yeah, just with the--and then-- 176 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,311 Ugh, we'll finesse it later. 177 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,857 - We should be close now. 178 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,275 - That thing is actually working? 179 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,986 - [sighs] ok, no, it's not doing anything. 180 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,947 It's stupid. I was stupid! 181 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,240 I don't know what I was thinking. 182 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,242 - Hey, you're being kind of hard on yourself. 183 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,202 - No, shut up. Look at me. 184 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,121 My body is disgusting 185 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,414 And I try to compensate with intelligence 186 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,165 But I'm not even really that smart. 187 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,292 I just-- holy crap! I'm a genius. 188 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,627 Go that way and never underestimate me. 189 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,797 I was testing your faith in science and you failed. 190 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,133 - God, oh, god, not again! 191 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,052 Ow! Oh, god, it hurts every time. 192 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,888 Ok, now it's healing. That's a little better. 193 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,765 [eagle screeches] oh, god, not again! 194 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,435 - You think that's our guy? 195 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,270 - [whispers] prometheus! - Huh? 196 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,855 Hey, you don't want any part of this. 197 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,022 There's an eagle here that eats-- 198 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,858 Oh, god, livers! 199 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,651 Oh, it hurts every time! 200 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:27,070 - Prometheus, I'm tyrannis, king of krapopolis. 201 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:28,572 This is my brother, hippocampus. 202 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,115 - Big fan. - Oh, hi, guys. 203 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,199 I'd say nice to meet you 204 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,617 But there's an eagle eating my liver. 205 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,453 - If we were to free you, would you be willing to 206 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,163 Tell my mother she's full of crap? 207 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,331 - Gee, let me think about it. Yes! 208 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,042 [eagle screeches] oh, god, not the liver again! 209 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,296 Oh, so specific! Such a specific pain. 210 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,047 - Let me get a look at these chains. 211 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,257 - It's not something you think about 212 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,592 As a sensitive area, you know? 213 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,553 - The liver, you mean? - Yes, the liver. It hurts. 214 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,804 When you're a kid and you go out to play, 215 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,264 Your mother never says, "cover your liver," 216 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,725 But wow, I've spent centuries begging this eagle to try 217 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,686 A testicle, an eyeball. Anything would be a vacation. 218 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,021 How are you doing on those chains, little man? 219 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,148 We close? 220 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,650 - Gods, obsessed with punishment, 221 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,652 Lazy with mechanics. 222 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,529 [eagle screeches] 223 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,199 - Did you like it? Was my liver delicious? 224 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,992 - Are you going to kill the eagle? 225 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,119 - Why would I do that? [neck snaps] 226 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,871 Oh, yeah, because it ate my liver forever. 227 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,080 That's why. 228 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,790 - No problem. - You earned it! 229 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,794 - Thank you for freeing me, hippocampus and tyrannis. 230 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,588 - Ah! 231 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:29,508 - Stop stinging yourself. Why you stinging yourself? 232 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,927 - I've answered your question several times. 233 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,678 I'm not stinging myself. 234 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,055 - Beat it, guys. 235 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,973 [all grumble] - ok, whatever. 236 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,099 - How's it going? 237 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,976 - It's not a place I'd choose to be. 238 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,478 - Why are you even still here? 239 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,813 - Well, I can't tell your mother I just left you here. 240 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,273 - Why not? You're not my dad. 241 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,192 And I don't have to explain myself to you. 242 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,070 You'd never get it. You're a two-eyes. 243 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,489 - Hey, moron, you coming? 244 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,951 - [grunts] you're not the boss of me, jagoff! 245 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,744 We're going to the beach to throw rocks at 246 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:58,995 The island of the giants. 247 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,039 - Does he not know that that's impossible? 248 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,290 Oh, they don't have depth perception. 249 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,000 - Ugh, bye! 250 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,963 - [grunts] 251 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,926 Ah, I've never been able to hit those jagoffs 252 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,344 But I like trying. 253 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,889 Giants are just extra-eyed cyclops! 254 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,183 - [grunts] 255 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,977 [loud impact] - holy crap. 256 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,436 I think you hit a giant! 257 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,648 It might have been a baby, but still, a giant baby. 258 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,650 - I did! I did it! 259 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,112 - Ah, so, look. 260 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,197 You know, it's been fun, but-- 261 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,074 - But it gets funner? 262 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,076 - Don't make this hard on yourself. 263 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,452 You're huge and you're a badass, 264 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,122 But deep down, you're like, "I want my daddy!" 265 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,291 That's not the cyclops way. 266 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,002 We're not, like, masking intimacy with violence. 267 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,920 We're truly violent. 268 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,214 - Gee, I'm not sure I can understand! 269 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,841 - [grunts] - how's that? 270 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,343 - [laughs, spits] 271 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:58,930 You know, it's better than trying to hug me, 272 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,349 But I can still tell you want to hug me. 273 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,185 - How about I hug your skull with a rock? 274 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,563 - I guess I'd die being proven wrong. 275 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,566 But if I'm right, you could never kill me. 276 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:13,028 I mean, look, you got one eye, but you're kind of a giant. 277 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,572 - [grunts] - see? That alone right there, 278 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,992 That should've got me killed. Good luck out there, ya mook. 279 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,077 - I bet the last time you were free, 280 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,621 Mortals still lived in caves. 281 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,956 - And now you make your own tiny personal caves. 282 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,166 Not how I would've done it. 283 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,752 But, uh, ooh, what are those round things? 284 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,086 - Wheels. - Cute. 285 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,796 Ooh, hey, look at this. 286 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,173 Ah? Huh? 287 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,175 You're welcome. [chuckles] 288 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,052 Uh, turned out pretty useful. 289 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,970 - We use it every day. 290 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,972 So, uh, as discussed, 291 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,308 My mum kind of tried to high road us about 292 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,934 Being supportive fans of yours, and-- 293 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,978 - Oh, yeah, of course. 294 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,522 Let's blow a bitch's mind. Where's she at? 295 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,984 - Ok, loosen up. Don't overthink it. 296 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,195 Random animal! 297 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,197 Oh, that's rubbish. 298 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,948 That's not random. It's an ostrich. 299 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,075 You're trying too hard. 300 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,201 Random animal, for real this time. 301 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,619 Don't think, just go. 302 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,915 Ugh, damn it. 303 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:07,916 Prometheus? 304 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,334 - Deliria? 305 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,670 You haven't changed. 306 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,546 - I'm immortal. 307 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,798 - So am I. 308 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,007 [romantic music] 309 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:20,011 [both moaning] 310 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:24,974 ♪ ♪ 311 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,811 - How's it going in here? 312 00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:29,562 - Pretty well. - [moans] 313 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,694 - Should we leave and come back louder? 314 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,312 - Ok, ok. I'm married now. 315 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,031 - Your husband would understand. 316 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,324 - Oh, he'd more than understand. 317 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,201 He'd want to watch and then it's a whole thing. 318 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,286 How are you free? - We freed him. 319 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,372 How do you two know each other? 320 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,540 - Well, we walked in on that answer. 321 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,291 I mean, they clearly at one point banged. 322 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,419 - Your mother was my hero. 323 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,378 - Stop. 324 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,880 - It was her idea to steal fire! 325 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,465 Both: Stop! - Whatever. 326 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:01,010 All the gods had that idea. The idea was to piss zeus off. 327 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,512 What happens when he tries to find you? 328 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:06,224 - I don't know. Maybe I'll have to find him first. 329 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,268 - So cool. - Badass! 330 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,478 - Hippocampus, I'd like to see your workshop. 331 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,940 - Holy! Uh, yeah, it's right this way. 332 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,400 It's a little messy right now 333 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,068 'cause I've been working with bronze, 334 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,319 Which you'll probably think is dumb, 335 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,196 But I think it's the fire of metals. 336 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,448 - Why would you keep this a secret? 337 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,449 You brag about breathing. 338 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,367 - I don't have to breathe. - See? 339 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,578 You wanted me to admire my hero less. 340 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,414 Telling me you nailed him is exactly your kind of move, 341 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,124 And by the way, would've worked. 342 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,794 So why is this your first experiment with modesty? 343 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:35,962 Did you love him? 344 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,172 - A lot of gods loved him. 345 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,048 We loved him because he antagonized zeus, 346 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,426 And that was always fun. Until it wasn't. 347 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,846 - Until he got punished and you all fell in line. 348 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,055 - You're out of line. 349 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,266 You'll regret freeing him. He's dangerous. 350 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,311 - You never mentioned it because you're ashamed. 351 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,772 - Ugh, if I admit that, will you get him to go away? 352 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:54,939 - I'm your son, mum. 353 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,566 But first, you have to admit it. 354 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,276 - I'm ashamed I turned my back on him. 355 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,195 - You should be. Gotcha! Ha! 356 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,280 You tried to make me feel bad but I proved I was good! 357 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,032 And now, you have to admit you're bad 358 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,075 Because I'm better than you. 359 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,077 [in low voice] and you admitted it. 360 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,079 [normally] I said, I'm better than you. Ha! 361 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,664 - Leave my temple! 362 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,082 - Gladly. Dancing out. 363 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,584 Dance of pride, temple of shame. 364 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,545 Too proud to stay here. I might melt or explode. 365 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:21,633 My mother has shame! Someone draw this on a vase! 366 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,636 - [coughing] 367 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,595 What happened? 368 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,763 - Were you trying to walk across 369 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,181 The bottom of the ocean? 370 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:31,100 - I was ready to go home and I don't know how to swim. 371 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,310 - I think that's called drowning. 372 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,354 - Call it what you want. It got me home. 373 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,648 - No, it didn't. We're still on cyclopia. 374 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,943 If you needed a ride home, I-- - I don't need anything! 375 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,277 But since you're still hovering, 376 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,403 You might as well give me a ride. 377 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,863 - You wanna tell me what happened? 378 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,031 Did you get your feelings hurt? 379 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,950 - If you ever ask me that again, 380 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,576 I'm gonna pull out your intestines 381 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,538 And wrap 'em around your throat until your eyes pop out. 382 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,207 And then I'm gonna put your eyes up your butt, 383 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,834 And there's gonna be plenty of room-- 384 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,335 - Because I won't have intestines 385 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,379 And because eyeballs are small, yeah. 386 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,965 You rest here. I'm gonna get you some water. 387 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,175 From a lake. 388 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,220 - [gulping] 389 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,346 Who the hell are you? 390 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,139 - I'm your ex-lover's current lover 391 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,058 And your daughter's...Ride. 392 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,309 - If you're here to give me 393 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,228 The "you should love your kids" lecture, 394 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,729 I've heard it. - So have I. 395 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,856 We're both monsters. 396 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,024 We spread our seed far and wide. 397 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,442 Monsters are going extinct 398 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,028 So we need to get that stuff everywhere. 399 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,030 I couldn't tell you half my children's names, 400 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,074 But that daughter of yours gives so much 401 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,492 And needs so little. 402 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:30,577 The dream of one punch 403 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,204 Got her through 20 years of baby pigs. 404 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,497 - I don't know what that means, 405 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,041 But like I told her, cyclops don't do this. 406 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,586 - But she's not a cyclops because it turns out 407 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,754 Your wiener can try all kinds of new things. 408 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,423 Maybe your heart could follow. 409 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,633 - Maybe you should make my heart follow my wiener. 410 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,760 - Look, I'm not good at this fighting business. 411 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,262 - Oh, what a surprise. 412 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,514 Guess you'll just have to stand there and get your ass... 413 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,308 - [grunts] - [choking] kicked. 414 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,185 - I tried to tell you, I'm really bad at this. 415 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,022 Are you alive? Just get rid of this. 416 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,317 Oh. Uh, yeah, ok, that's-- 417 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,527 I was told to stay out of this. 418 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:05,820 This is on me. 419 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:10,158 [blade sharpening] 420 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,583 [magical shearing] 421 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,751 - So cool! 422 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,835 - It needs to be sharper. 423 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,879 - That's sharper than anyone else could ever-- 424 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,547 - Hey, hippocampus, look at me. 425 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,300 You know whose job it is to be like anyone else? 426 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,885 Everyone else. 427 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,428 I need you to be better. - Got it. 428 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,013 - I thought you'd be in the workshop. 429 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,723 - Prometheus had me melt his chains down 430 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,934 So we could forge things with their supernatural metal. 431 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,310 - What kind of things? 432 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,647 - Uh, just a blade that can cut a god's throat. 433 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,981 - Oh, hey! 434 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,942 I shouldn't hold that as a politician. 435 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,151 - Are you still here? 436 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,112 Sharper! - Yep, right. 437 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,657 [quietly] he's nuts. - [quietly] oh, good. 438 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,908 - Have fun! 439 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,369 - There's no politics to revolution. 440 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,120 You're a warrior now. 441 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,706 Tomorrow, we lay siege to olympus. 442 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,918 - That doesn't sound like me. Never been a siege-layer. 443 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,711 My big move is sarcasm. 444 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,547 Like, if I really hate someone and they do something stupid, 445 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,677 I'll say, "good one," but they know I don't mean it. 446 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,512 - I gave you people fire 447 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,765 To get things done, to set things right! 448 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,643 I come back and you've invented something called pie? 449 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,729 - Those are the words of a man that has never tried pie. 450 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,106 - Put him down. 451 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,608 - And what if I don't? Don't tell me you'll actually 452 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,986 Fight for something you care about. 453 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,904 - I don't care about him. Look at his hair! 454 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,365 I'm just saying the mortals can't help you fight zeus. 455 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,283 Mortals die. They're famous for it. 456 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,785 It's right there in the name. 457 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,953 [thud] 458 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,913 - What god would I ever trust again? 459 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,665 - Me. 460 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,958 - Really? 461 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,877 Ok! Good to hear. 462 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,046 We leave at dawn. 463 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,381 - What are we gonna do about this guy? 464 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,050 - I'll do as he says. I owe him that much. 465 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,510 - You'll end up on a rock with him! 466 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,804 And you can't possibly have any liver to spare. 467 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,807 - If he fails, which he will, that's what he does, 468 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,100 Zeus is going to know 469 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,060 Who freed, sheltered, and armed him, 470 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,312 And your entire city will be a hole 471 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,732 The shape of a giant zeus penis. 472 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,943 - So you're doing this to protect me? 473 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,778 - How's that feel? 474 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,031 - Bad. - Good. You deserve it. 475 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,533 [slurps, sighs] 476 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,037 - [as donny] hey, stupendous! 477 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,288 I heard you're leaving 478 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,790 And I wanted to say I'm sorry 479 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,751 And I love you very much. 480 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,919 - Shlub, did you kill my dad? 481 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,548 - Uh...Yes. 482 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,217 - Thank you. You didn't have to do that. 483 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,803 - It really wasn't my goal. I just wanted him to stop-- 484 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,055 Look, you came a long way. 485 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,890 I didn't want your trip to be a waste. 486 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,808 - It wasn't. I found a dad. 487 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:45,021 - Yeah? Oh! Aw, that's sweet. 488 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,064 We should get going. 489 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,065 Now I come to think about it, 490 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,983 I killed a lot of these chaps. 491 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,405 - [grunting] 492 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,865 - Practicing for your big mission? 493 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,283 - What do you care? 494 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,036 Can't believe I got chained to a rock for you people. 495 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,038 - I can't believe I unchained you 496 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,831 Just to feel superior to my mother. 497 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:04,916 - You sure blew that one. 498 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,167 - Yeah, turns out she'll go 499 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,960 Way further than me to feel superior. 500 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,212 - You really can't fathom 501 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,839 The idea of genuine sacrifice, can you? 502 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,467 - Can you? - Excuse me? 503 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,303 - I mean, sacrifice is when you don't care about yourself. 504 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,971 And I haven't known you too long, 505 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,057 But wow, it's just all about you, 506 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,684 Which I think is actually what made you my hero. 507 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,061 - What is this? 508 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,187 - Recognize it? 509 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,939 I'm pretty sure it's sharp enough now 510 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,941 But I'd love a reason to test it. 511 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,692 - I'm calling it insurance, 512 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,069 Something I'll be giving to mortals 513 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,529 With no strings attached. 514 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,698 - You're gonna kill me to prove yourself to your mommy? 515 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,618 - It's more like I'd rather die than owe her my life, 516 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,120 Since I'd never hear the end of it. 517 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,330 - You're all so selfish! 518 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:47,083 And the mortals are no better than the gods. 519 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,460 - Kind of makes you want to stop helping, 520 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,337 Live free for yourself. 521 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,631 It would serve us right, right? 522 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,051 - Let me ask you something. That wheel thing, 523 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,178 Is that a human invention? - Yeah. 524 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,347 - And so squirrels don't have the wheel? 525 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,307 - Squirrels don't need wheels. 526 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,519 They wouldn't know how to-- - they wouldn't know how. 527 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,022 Isn't that a convenient way of looking at it? 528 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,984 - Are you gonna steal the wheel from man 529 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,153 And give it to squirrels? 530 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,948 - [chuckling] what? No. I'd never do that. 531 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:24,662 ♪ ♪ 532 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,497 So long, mortals. 533 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,708 I hope you can live with the shame of letting me down. 534 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,335 - Would you like a bigger bag for all those wheels? 535 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,461 - [chuckling] are these wheels? 536 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,046 I don't know how those got in my bag. 537 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,464 I'll bring them back later. 538 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,801 But first, I'd like to steal a moment with your mother. 539 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,303 - Yep. 540 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,930 - Come with me. I'm gonna give the wheel to squirrels. 541 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,182 - We've resolved this. 542 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,142 I never believed in your causes. 543 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,186 I just liked being angry. 544 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:51,105 - But the sex was amazing. - All sex with me is amazing. 545 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,567 And whether you see it or not, this civilization thing, 546 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,819 It is the mortals doing the best they can 547 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,362 With what you gave them. 548 00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,780 You did do something good for them 549 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,282 And it's worth protecting. 550 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,367 - You couldn't have planned this speech more ironically. 551 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,245 There's a guy collecting pig feces over your shoulder. 552 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,331 - They call it agriculture. - Ok. 553 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,417 From fire to collecting poop. 554 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,960 You live and you learn. 555 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,004 One last kiss? - We had our last one. 556 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,631 The next is for my husband. 557 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,715 - Prometheus? 558 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,761 - Shlub? What are you doing here? 559 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,471 - I live here. - Ah. 560 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,306 Any interest in helping lead a revolution of squirrels? 561 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,724 - No, not really. 562 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:30,478 But if you're unchained now, will you still want handies? 563 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,027 - Is that hercules? 564 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,779 - It's heracles. 565 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,572 Hi! On a quest! 566 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,200 [panting] 567 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,869 [metallic creaking] 568 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,081 [panting] 569 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,959 [grunts] I hereby free prometheus! 570 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,543 Next quest! 571 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:58,923 [metallic creaking] 572 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,634 [chains clinking] 573 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,719 [clattering] 574 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,517 [wheels creaking] 575 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:19,527 [metallic creaking] 576 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,153 - Did you get any of that? 577 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,991 - Bento.