1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:10,092 - Mom! Mom, mom! The world is ending! 2 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:12,511 - No, it's just a hangover. - I'm serious. 3 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,513 The moon is headed straight into the sun! 4 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:17,224 - It's called an eclipse. It happens. 5 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:18,642 - Not in my lifetime! - Right. 6 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,979 How long do you borndeads live again, 10, 30 years? 7 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,814 - If we eat right and stay indoors. 8 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,190 So the world isn't ending? 9 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,942 - Oh, must everything you don't understand 10 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:28,152 Become a folk tale? 11 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,112 Do you want to know what an eclipse really is? 12 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,698 Because you are about to feel very silly. 13 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,075 - Apparently when zeus gets angry, 14 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:37,911 He has apollo park the sun behind the moon 15 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,497 Until he feels better? 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,500 - Really? Who expresses anxiety like that? 17 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,420 - A guy that turns into a swan to have sex? 18 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,255 - At any rate, sounds like a god problem. 19 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,174 - All the same, for the sake of science, 20 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,383 I'll have my people keep observing. 21 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,178 - [whispers] - hmm? Thanks for the update. 22 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,013 New eclipse rule: We can't keep observing. 23 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,890 - [groans] ow. [vases shattering] 24 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:01,518 Oh! Ow! Aah. 25 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,229 - At least I can tell the city there's no need to panic. 26 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,565 - Um, hi, the gods are blaming your mother 27 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,650 For this eclipse and might destroy your city. 28 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,778 Byeee. 29 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,447 - At least I don't have to interrupt the city mid-panic. 30 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,617 [upbeat mythical music] 31 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:23,624 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,597 - Whoo! 33 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,973 [people wailing] 34 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,016 - What is happening? 35 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,310 - Look at it! 36 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:44,561 - What are your biggest regrets? 37 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:47,773 I never invented flight. - I never had a family. 38 00:01:47,817 --> 00:01:50,192 - I never got to see our city stop falling apart. 39 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:52,111 - That was your big wish? Family? 40 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:53,654 Animals have family. 41 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:54,822 - They also have flight. 42 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:58,075 - You're right. I wanted a family too! 43 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,785 - Hello, kids. World's ending. 44 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,328 Who wants to get high? 45 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,789 - We're sharing regrets, dad, and there's a lot of longing, 46 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,249 Among your children, for family. 47 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,252 - Perhaps you regret not hearing my offer to get high? 48 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,546 - Is hermes wrestling with mom? 49 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:14,007 - Unless it's consensual, I won't simply watch. 50 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:15,676 - Hermes, unhand me! 51 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,553 - I'm just doing my job, deliria. 52 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,347 Olympus has summoned you. - Well, tell olympus 53 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,142 They are counter-summoned to my ass! 54 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,603 - For realsies? - For absolutesies. 55 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,188 - Okay, fine. 56 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:29,523 - What's this about, my love? 57 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:32,609 - My extended family of uptight inbreds thought 58 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:35,904 They could summon me like a third-tier titan. 59 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,114 Do you know what I said? 60 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,657 - You counter-summoned them to your ass? 61 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:42,244 - Yes! How did you-- [gasps] 62 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,079 Oh, gods. 63 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,248 [loud rumble] 64 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,834 - Open these badly designed gates. 65 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,003 [dramatic music] 66 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,546 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:55,207 - I have every scratch memorized. 68 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:58,677 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,013 - Ugh! Gross! 70 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,056 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,940 - What are you looking at? Don't look away. Look at me. 72 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:15,569 Now tell me what you're looking at! 73 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:23,160 - Everyone with a killable body ought to head inside. 74 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,954 - Nah, I'm 35. I was dead soon anyway. 75 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,122 - Is that apollo? How awkward. 76 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,540 - Because the sun's not working? 77 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,251 - No, he handled things poorly when our band broke up. 78 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,545 - Hephaestus? - Hippocampus! 79 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:34,546 - Shlub. - Apollo. 80 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,381 - Deliria, my father is clearly upset. 81 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,217 You were asked to mount olympus for questioning. 82 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,885 - Oh, I've been to questionings. 83 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,011 Hard pass. 84 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,804 - It wasn't a request. 85 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,807 - She just said I was asked, dummy. 86 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:46,934 - Slut. - Bully! 87 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,352 - Uh-uh-uh. 88 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,146 I won't win, but I'll make you look real bad. 89 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,689 - Looks aren't everything. 90 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,108 - Can we save the flirting until after we find him? 91 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:57,110 - Find him? Is zeus missing? 92 00:03:57,196 --> 00:04:00,113 - Ah-ga-ga! Not in front of worshippers. 93 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,866 Yes, he is currently unreachable. 94 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,118 And because you're an expert in pissing my father off-- 95 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,995 - You keep calling him your father. 96 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,914 - Yeah, he fathered, like, most of us. 97 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,374 - And all by different mothers. 98 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,334 Yet, weirdly, I'm the slut. 99 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,086 - Are you coming with us, deliria? 100 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,712 - What if I don't? - I'll kill every human 101 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,256 In your city except your daughter, 102 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,799 And then I'll marry her. 103 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,510 - So I'll be killing myself? - I'll marry your corpse. 104 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,096 - You'll walk down that aisle with my teeth in your crotch. 105 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,430 - Sounds like a beautiful ceremony! 106 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,100 - Everybody, please! I'm king tyrannis. 107 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,018 And I'd like to welcome our esteemed gods 108 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,228 To civilization-- 109 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,854 Work in progress, pardon our dust. 110 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,357 - Stop helping, ty! - But since my mother 111 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:38,277 Was banished from olympus by zeus, 112 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,280 Her return there would be a defiance of zeus' authority. 113 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,864 So I guess we'd all need to know, 114 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:45,826 Who's making that call? 115 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,160 - Okay, you can help a little. 116 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:48,704 - Apollo, you talked to dad. What did he say? 117 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,748 - What? I didn't talk to him. Don't put this on me, okay? 118 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,668 We agreed to blame the eclipse on deliria being a slut. 119 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,669 - Good enough for me. 120 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,421 Let's just kick her ass down here. 121 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,463 - No, no. Stop. 122 00:04:58,549 --> 00:04:59,631 If you didn't talk to him, 123 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,591 Why did you put the sun behind the moon? 124 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:03,844 - Can we have this conversation somewhere else? 125 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,220 [murmurs of disagreement] 126 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,763 - No, I don't think so. - No, we're having it here. 127 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,349 - I don't do eclipses, okay? 128 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,768 I'm the sun. My sister's the moon. 129 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,186 Dad runs the sky. 130 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,107 That up there, that's got nothing to do with me. 131 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,735 Except the sun part. I-I do control the sun. 132 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,361 That's established. 133 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:24,448 - Hi. Um, annoying science question. 134 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,408 What if he's lying? - How dare you! 135 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,910 How dare he! I control the sun, sir. 136 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,245 It's my job. 137 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,831 - You're about to learn a harsh lesson, mortal. 138 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:33,874 Show him. - Show what? 139 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,459 - Go up and move the sun a little. 140 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,044 - Yeah, you don't have to end the eclipse. 141 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,128 Just give the sun a jiggle. 142 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,254 - Come on. - Go. 143 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,757 - Just move the sun a little bit. 144 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,675 - Aah! 145 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:51,975 - I think he may have just left. 146 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:55,312 - I think he's coming back down. 147 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,272 - He's coming down fast. Move! 148 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,857 - Move out the way! [all scream] 149 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,526 - Aah! 150 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,658 - Is he frozen? 151 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,204 - Why would he be colder closer to the sun? 152 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,830 - Well, I'm no science god, 153 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:17,584 But I think it's because deliria's a slut. 154 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,175 - When is the last time anyone actually saw zeus? 155 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,260 - We barely saw him when he was around. 156 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,845 He only came out of his office to yell at us 157 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:30,013 About boundaries. 158 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:32,724 - Zeus has an office now? And boundaries? 159 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,851 - Both human inventions--glad to hear they're catching on. 160 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,646 But he does know that the sun can't stay behind the moon 161 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:40,232 Or every human will eventually starve to death? 162 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,943 - Of course your first thought is about every human. 163 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,319 Pretty selfish, bro. 164 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:45,737 - What happened up there, apollo? 165 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,030 Did you touch the sun? 166 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,198 - I never got close. 167 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,408 I flew as high as I could. 168 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,827 And then I couldn't breathe, which is fine. 169 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,328 I mean, who needs to breathe? 170 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:55,205 - A lot of people. - Losers. 171 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,874 But then I just-- went to sleep? 172 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,167 Not fun sleep like after sex, 173 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,753 Like, a bad sleep I couldn't control. 174 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,839 - The way you never controlled the sun? 175 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,382 - [sighs] this bitch. 176 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:09,511 Yo, sis, none of our titles ever meant anything. 177 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:12,848 Dad hands them out to keep us feeling important. 178 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,851 Maybe you were too busy symbolizing wisdom 179 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,477 To figure that out. 180 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,105 Shlub, take me somewhere I can thaw. 181 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,064 I never should have quit our band. 182 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,983 I'm really, really sorry. 183 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,234 - Don't be sorry for that, 184 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,111 Because you didn't quit our band. 185 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:27,237 I did. - Wait, what? 186 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,905 - Well, since it turns out nobody knows 187 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,783 How the sky works, I think it's time science stepped in. 188 00:07:31,902 --> 00:07:32,993 - Yeah, heph and I would like 189 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,953 To develop some kind of sky program. 190 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:35,987 - Approved. - I don't like 191 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,122 The sound of that. 192 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,457 - Oh, it's just until we find out 193 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,624 What's above the sky. 194 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,835 Then we'll rename the program after that, 195 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,044 And it'll sound cooler. 196 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,379 - I don't like agreeing with ares, 197 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:47,507 But is our new goal to actively piss off zeus? 198 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,468 - How long are his feelings going to stay important 199 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,261 If he can't be bothered to show up? 200 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,513 - Ty, I cannot protect you from him. 201 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,641 - That's obvious. The guy can turn off the sun! 202 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,977 He's got every living thing facing extinction 203 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,395 Except a handful of immortals 204 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,814 That are kissing his ass for fake jobs! 205 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,107 - Hey, my job is real. 206 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,276 War is who I am and what I do. 207 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,362 Wherever I go, conflict arises. 208 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,656 - Are you sure that's not just being a dick? 209 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,992 - [growls] ah! 210 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:17,245 - He's a king minding his kingdom. 211 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,414 Go make yourself useful. Don't ask me where. 212 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,666 - Oh, I see what's happening here. 213 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:25,170 Smash the patriarchy? Down with all penises? 214 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,963 - What? How did you get there from here? 215 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,340 - I don't have to stand here and explain 216 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,217 That women are the real sexists 217 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,052 When I could be hitting on her daughter. 218 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:35,597 - Ha ha, victory-- god of war! 219 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:39,226 - I'll protect you. - You will, will you? 220 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:43,021 - Um, she just did. She physically blocked a sword. 221 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,147 - I was going to block it. 222 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,982 - Well, you played that pretty cool! 223 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,734 - Hmm, we're gathering here now? 224 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,361 Is krapopolis the new olympus? 225 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,529 - No. - Yes. 226 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,614 - I think even gods need some air. 227 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:55,325 I tried holding my breath once. Made it a few days. 228 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,202 - What happened? - My dad laughed and said, 229 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,912 "it was a figure of speech, ugly. 230 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,540 I'll never love you," but I also got lightheaded. 231 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:05,293 - And apollo passed out because above the sky, there's no air. 232 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,754 - And no air, no heat, so he froze. 233 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:12,509 - We need a shell, sealed so tight that air stays inside, 234 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,844 And we put it on top of a few dozen barrels 235 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,346 Of my explosion dust. 236 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,056 - How strong is this shell? 237 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,392 - I know a guy who works with rare metals. 238 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,477 Handsome fella, lives in a volcano? 239 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,896 - Okay, and who goes inside the shell? 240 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,440 - Obviously a nut. [both laugh] 241 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,317 - Seriously, though, neither of us. 242 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,403 [door clicks open, slams] - what's with you? 243 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,321 - I'm not hiding, because that would be weak. 244 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,448 So I'm doing whatever strong people do 245 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,200 When they're being relentlessly hit on 246 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,578 By someone gross that can't die. 247 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,079 Both: Ares! 248 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,498 [light melodic music] 249 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,208 - You were always so good at noodling. 250 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:48,420 - 'cause I always went with the flow, my man. 251 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,213 - I would think truly going with the flow would include 252 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,299 Going with a collaborator's flow, but-- 253 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,302 - Your flow was to overthink every song to death, 254 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,679 You uptight, nitpicky poet! 255 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,557 - And now you're finishing ten songs a day, right? 256 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,434 You drunk genius? 257 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,979 - I haven't played since we broke up. 258 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,230 - Me neither. 259 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,441 We threw something special away, huh? 260 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,984 - Maybe. 261 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:14,070 Maybe real friendships all get tested. 262 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:18,116 ♪ maybe real friendships all get tested ♪ 263 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,159 - Oh! 264 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,494 - ♪ sometimes best best friends ♪ 265 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,788 ♪ can be unbested ♪ 266 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,834 - "unbested"? 267 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,210 They can be placeholder lyrics. 268 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,921 Oh, come on. Shlub! 269 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,007 I still can't move. 270 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,052 - And then it can be steered 271 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,386 Like a ship, straight to the moon. 272 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,055 - How did you guys figure this out? 273 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,349 - The trick is to forget everything you think 274 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,892 And use only what you know. 275 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,393 - I love that! 276 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,603 - What happens when the ship gets there? 277 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,688 - Well, we know the moon is flat, like earth, 278 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,024 So the ship should punch a hole through the center, 279 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,442 Restoring sunlight to the world, 280 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,444 And probably curing menstruation. 281 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,446 - Sounds like we can't afford not to do this. 282 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,198 - We just need a volunteer to do the steering. 283 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,116 - Not a scientist. - Someone immortal. 284 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,826 We were thinking ares because he's-- 285 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,370 - Brave and strong. - Really? 286 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,372 I was thinking because he's an idiot. 287 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,082 I'll make that happen. You make the ship. 288 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,043 Let's get to work. 289 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,714 My king. 290 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,008 - [sighs] 291 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,885 She's playing you. 292 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,262 - You not yourself, mom. Are you sober? 293 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,515 - She has got you positioned out in front of her 294 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,059 Where she can use you to test her father's weakness. 295 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,227 When zeus comes back 296 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,229 And it turns out he's not weak, 297 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,981 She gets to play dumb and you get a lightning enema. 298 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,233 - I get it. 299 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,235 You feel bad about not blocking the sword, 300 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,486 So now you're protecting me 301 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,197 From things like confidence and success. 302 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,282 - She's pretending to be on your side. 303 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,159 - Then she's got you beat by half. 304 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,745 I'd ask you to try it sometime, but you've given it a go, 305 00:11:45,864 --> 00:11:47,205 And I don't think you're a bad goddess 306 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,499 Or a bad mom, I think you're just-- 307 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,251 Well, I guess I do think you're both of those things. 308 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,170 - This monologue is more sloppy than hurtful. 309 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,422 - Because I never practiced it, 310 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,382 Because it's a monologue I never wanted to do-- 311 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,385 The one that ends with "thank you" and "goodbye." 312 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,387 - I see. - It seems like you don't, 313 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,097 Though, because you're still here. 314 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,099 - You want me to leave now? 315 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,392 Shall I just walk down the road 316 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,811 Into the wilderness, empty-handed? 317 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,354 - Mom, of course not. 318 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,274 You can fly, and you need to take dad. 319 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,109 - Come on, man. - Relax. 320 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,153 I'm done pursuing you. I get it now. 321 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,779 I figured out the way to your heart. 322 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,322 - My heart has a way to it? 323 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,324 And you needed someone other than me 324 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,285 To explain that it wasn't stalking? 325 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,328 - You need proof of my courage, 326 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,206 Which is crazy since courage is my gimmick, but I get it. 327 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,542 If apollo's a fraud, maybe all gods are. 328 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,086 So I'm going up in that skyship for you, 329 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,921 And I'm going to end this eclipse 330 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,632 And, apparently, all your periods. 331 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,386 - You made a deal with this jackass 332 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,472 That he could have me if he went to the moon? 333 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,641 - Uh, that's a super reductive summary of our exchange. 334 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,187 - I don't know your big words, but I know the deal's off. 335 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,605 - I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, 336 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,231 Splendiferous. - Stupendous. 337 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,859 - I'll explain to this bonehead how women work. 338 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,402 You're free to go. - Ow! 339 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,198 - You don't tell a human you own them, moron. 340 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,949 Then they have to prove they're free, 341 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,201 And you get nothing. 342 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,452 Now you're getting in that ship 343 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,621 Just to make up for embarrassing me. 344 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,414 - No. - Pardon? 345 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,209 - If you think being smarter than me makes you smart, 346 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:18,004 You're forgetting, big sister, just how stupid I am. 347 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,590 - True, but then we talk, and I remember. 348 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,716 - Here's our new deal. 349 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,168 If dad's really gone and you're taking over, 350 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,179 You're sharing power with me. 351 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,388 - Why? - Because if dad's 352 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,225 Not really gone and this makes him mad, 353 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,143 I'll agree that all this skyship stuff was 354 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,062 On king bigmouth. 355 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,313 - Deal. - Good. 356 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,106 Will you still help me get a woman? 357 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,526 - Learn how to talk to one, loser. 358 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,322 My king. - Please. Rise, my goddess. 359 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,950 - Your skyship is ready to pierce the heavens 360 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,451 And free the world of zeus' shadow. 361 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,036 I'll escort you to the launch pad. 362 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,581 - What a day. A great step for mankind. 363 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,959 And a pretty big step for my career, not that it's about me. 364 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,794 - It's going to be a huge step for you. 365 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,046 Ares is stepping down so that you can drive the ship. 366 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,339 - Me? - This revolution 367 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,591 Will be meaningless if a god gets any credit. 368 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,553 - Honestly, I saw it as a joint god/human operation 369 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,888 Since we really want someone inside that thing 370 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,014 That can't explode. 371 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,224 - You're going to be fine. 372 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,101 You're under my protection, remember? 373 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,019 - You're going to get me back down alive? 374 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,272 - You don't trust me? - I do. I do. 375 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,190 - Good. Where's your mother? 376 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,235 - I... Kicked her out of the city. 377 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,779 - Oh, even better! Let's go, buddy. 378 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,072 Time to become a legend! 379 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,534 - Mommy! [cries] 380 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,377 - [stifled groaning] 381 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,921 - Wave to your people, king. 382 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,632 Oh, right. You can't. I'll do it. 383 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,095 - Ty, I don't know why you're doing this. 384 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,346 If we're not using a god, 385 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,432 We should really put a criminal in here. 386 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,976 Like, a really serious criminal. 387 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,479 - I told him the same thing, but he insisted. 388 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,399 - Cancel the mission! I was kidnapped! Let me out! 389 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,027 [faint pounding] - I think he might be-- 390 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,486 - If it's a series of intermittent bangs, 391 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,822 That means he's strapped in and ready to go. 392 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,157 - You're still here? 393 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,241 - Wait, you're leaving? 394 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,327 - My son has evicted my wife. 395 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,703 She's clearing out her temple, 396 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,247 And we're going to make love beneath a black sun 397 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,375 To the primal sounds of humanity unraveling. 398 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:23,338 - Did you... Did you already pack all your instruments? 399 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,007 - Why? - Because if all the mortals 400 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,801 Are going to die, I want my last memory 401 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,346 To be with my favorite one. 402 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,725 - What have I done? - I'll field that. 403 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,686 You took the life I gave you and bet it against me, 404 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:39,979 And you lost. 405 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,314 - Mama, get the door open! 406 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,607 - After you apologize. - There's no time! 407 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,984 Get us out before we launch! - Nice try. 408 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,527 I saw how long that fuse was. 409 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,280 You've got enough time to eat some crap. 410 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,159 - Ugh, how long is this fuse? 411 00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:59,248 - Oh, man. I knew it. I knew it would blow up. 412 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,042 - No, look! - It worked! 413 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,044 I knew it would work! 414 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,921 - So science is just guessing? 415 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,673 - And explosions. 416 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,466 But yes, mostly guessing. 417 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,384 - Holy crap! 418 00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:13,137 - Next time, just open the-- 419 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:17,141 - Next time? You can't be serious! 420 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:22,146 - ♪ now it's time for us to go ♪ 421 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:28,152 ♪ everything and everyone you know ♪ 422 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:34,117 - ♪ changing like the southern winds ♪ 423 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:39,038 ♪ punished for the sins you've sinned ♪ 424 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:44,460 Both: ♪ when you think about the times you've had ♪ 425 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:51,092 ♪ measure all the good and bad you've lived ♪ 426 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:56,055 ♪ you've lived, you've lived ♪ 427 00:16:56,099 --> 00:17:02,603 ♪ you've lived ♪ 428 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,025 [both scream] 429 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,277 [both grunt] 430 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,238 - What on earth are we looking at? 431 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,074 - Earth? - Is the moon a ball? 432 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,076 - I think the earth is a ball too. 433 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,620 - How can a ball be flat when you're on it? 434 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:24,167 - By being really, really, really big. 435 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,918 - He lied. - Who? 436 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,670 - Zeus. - About what? 437 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,297 - Everything. [explosion] 438 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,381 Both: Aah! 439 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,425 - I think we missed the moon. - Good. 440 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,718 We've got a new mission. 441 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,886 You navigate. - Where? 442 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:35,970 - Olympus. 443 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,681 - Uh, okay. Um, left? 444 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,683 - So shall we discuss our next gig? 445 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,977 I hear the sirens are looking for an opening act. 446 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,104 - I don't think so. And you know why? 447 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,484 - Because you're a selfish, immortal ballsack? 448 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:53,321 And yet, I think I'm going to miss that talented bastard. 449 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,365 - [strains] 450 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,708 [both grunting] 451 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,421 Mom, we should probably get out of here. 452 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,715 - This is what he calls his office? 453 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:13,883 It's just his old court. 454 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,968 But he added walls, doors, and a desk. 455 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,178 - That's the idea. 456 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,846 It creates an executive atmosphere. 457 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,306 - Creates a stupid atmosphere. 458 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:26,187 All it does is close off-- wait a minute. 459 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,440 - Oh, my god! - He really did it. 460 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,317 - Did what? What am I looking at here? 461 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,736 - The crazy bastard was obsessed 462 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,196 With taking different animal forms 463 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,156 For purposes of pleasure. 464 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,367 After a while, he stopped seeking partners 465 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,495 And started experimenting with hybrid forms. 466 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,373 If you want something done right, he always said. 467 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,416 - Is he dead? - Far from it. 468 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,710 He's achieved his ultimate dream-- 469 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,130 The neck of a giraffe, the tongue of an anteater, 470 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,673 And the protracted orgasm of a pig. 471 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,259 - No more information! Don't tell me that about pigs. 472 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,011 - Deliria? 473 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,597 - You did not just crash your ship here 474 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,891 And go into my father's office. 475 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,685 - In fact, we did, darling. 476 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,062 - Because he invited us. 477 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,814 - He's in there? - Yeah. 478 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,358 And he wasn't thrilled with your behavior today, but-- 479 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,235 - But he said you're still his favorite, 480 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,528 And he agreed to end the eclipse. 481 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:19,323 - Holy crap, look. There's a sliver of sun now. 482 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,951 - Yep, zeus says he'll now move the moon 483 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,328 From in front of the sun very gradually, 484 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,289 Almost as if he's rolling a huge ball. 485 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,374 - So he's not mad at anybody? 486 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,543 - Not unless someone disturbs him. 487 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:34,088 He's quite exhausted from an extended... 488 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,089 - Neck. - Holiday. 489 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,299 - Holiday. Oh! 490 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,426 He also said my mom is no longer banished, 491 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,053 So if she wants, she can come back here, 492 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,556 And you all have to stop being mean to her. 493 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:47,852 - He did say that, but I don't like it here. 494 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,188 I'm a krapopolis girl. 495 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,398 Are we really never going to tell them? 496 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,943 - Do we want to share a world with a newly emboldened athena? 497 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,403 - You're right. 498 00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:00,406 If the olympians keep fearing zeus and zeus stays... 499 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,325 - Self-fulfilled. - Then we become, 500 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,411 In a sense, rulers of our own world. 501 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:09,707 Animal? - Giant eagle, please! 502 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:13,085 But that world is slightly larger than we thought. 503 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,212 - That's all right. 504 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,671 I don't need you to rule it anymore. 505 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,632 - Because you've realized the importance of family? 506 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,925 - Because I live forever. 507 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,177 You have a maximum of, what, five years left? 508 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,929 - Uplifting takeaway. 509 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,305 - And after you're dead, 510 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,723 I can have as many new children as I want. 511 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,435 - We don't have to spend the whole flight talking. 512 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,066 - I'm telling you, I saw it, and it's round. 513 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,068 - Yes, like a plate. - Like a ball. 514 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,737 - And where on a ball would you build a house? 515 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,364 - It's a big ball. 516 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,575 - A big ball covered in water that doesn't fall off the ball. 517 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,370 - Even though it's floating in--what did you call it? 518 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,288 - I didn't. - Oh, you called it something. 519 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,123 And we'd like you to say it again. 520 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,125 - Space. [both laugh] 521 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,337 - Okay, so, hephaestus, maybe we should gather 522 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,214 The scientific community and-- 523 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,549 - And we'll think about space. 524 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,717 [both laugh] 525 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:02,918 - You guys are being mean. 526 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,095 - Well, we have to be, ty, 527 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,513 Because you're confusing science with magic. 528 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,182 - Yeah, and there's already enough magic, okay? 529 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,643 I don't know if you noticed, but I flew here. 530 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,853 - And the point of science is to overthrow magic 531 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,105 With logic and observation. 532 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,524 - But I did observe this. I was in space. 533 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,359 - Yeah, because you're nuts! - He's right. 534 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,361 I wouldn't have done that, and I'm magic. 535 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,738 You'd make a horrible scientist, dude. 536 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,532 - [sighs] - where were we? 537 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,159 - How do we know women have less teeth than men? 538 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,453 - Smaller mouths? - Perfect. 539 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,205 - Did you get any of that? 540 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,459 - Bento. [all cheer]