1 00:00:01,604 --> 00:00:03,106 - Help me! - Help me! 2 00:00:03,173 --> 00:00:04,275 - Over here! - Help! 3 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:05,679 - I'm doing the best I can. 4 00:00:05,712 --> 00:00:08,016 If you just grab this branch, I can pull you out. 5 00:00:08,049 --> 00:00:09,653 - And let go of the water? 6 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:10,789 That's a death sentence! 7 00:00:10,856 --> 00:00:11,958 - What's going on? 8 00:00:12,058 --> 00:00:13,293 - What isn't? 9 00:00:13,327 --> 00:00:15,130 We've got locusts eating our crops. 10 00:00:15,197 --> 00:00:16,567 Our grave-digger died, so he was just sitting there. 11 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,238 There's a bat infestation in the cheese cave. 12 00:00:19,272 --> 00:00:21,009 The fire-breathing orcs are back. 13 00:00:21,076 --> 00:00:22,311 And now the bridge has collapsed. 14 00:00:22,345 --> 00:00:24,348 - I was so preoccupied with whether I could 15 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,153 build a bridge out of mud, I didn't 16 00:00:26,186 --> 00:00:27,823 stop to think if I should. 17 00:00:27,889 --> 00:00:29,091 - Stop wallowing, Simon. 18 00:00:29,158 --> 00:00:30,494 We can do the post mortem later. 19 00:00:30,528 --> 00:00:32,331 - Sounds like you're ready to condemn the guy! 20 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:35,204 Ultimately, isn't this your responsibility? 21 00:00:35,271 --> 00:00:36,874 - I'm just trying to save you. 22 00:00:36,907 --> 00:00:38,043 - Save me? 23 00:00:38,110 --> 00:00:41,216 Or save your precious reputation? 24 00:00:41,316 --> 00:00:43,119 - All right, what do we got? Bridge collapse? 25 00:00:43,219 --> 00:00:45,056 I need rope, rescue dog, swimmers, 26 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:46,359 and anything that floats. 27 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:48,063 And, Hippo, I'll take some of that tea 28 00:00:48,163 --> 00:00:49,699 you make out of coffee beans. 29 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:50,467 - On it. 30 00:00:50,568 --> 00:00:51,837 - Stup, whatever you're doing, drop it. 31 00:00:51,904 --> 00:00:53,073 - No, Mother. 32 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:54,809 Do not take Stupendous away right now. 33 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:56,379 She is saving people's lives. 34 00:00:56,379 --> 00:00:58,483 - Wrong, she's just changing their death dates. 35 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,721 I need her for something far more important. 36 00:01:00,788 --> 00:01:02,124 - Mom, no. 37 00:01:02,157 --> 00:01:03,494 I told you I don't like being turned into a-- 38 00:01:03,561 --> 00:01:04,229 quack! 39 00:01:04,229 --> 00:01:05,431 - What could be more important 40 00:01:05,497 --> 00:01:07,636 that also requires my sister to be a goose? 41 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:10,073 - Well, whenever Athena gets a new temple, 42 00:01:10,107 --> 00:01:11,978 Stupendous and I become geese so we 43 00:01:12,011 --> 00:01:13,346 can go and defecate on it. 44 00:01:13,379 --> 00:01:16,018 It's a fun way for me to bond with my favorite child. 45 00:01:16,085 --> 00:01:18,090 - Great unnecessary burn, Mother. 46 00:01:18,123 --> 00:01:19,091 Can anyone help me? 47 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,728 Anyone at all? 48 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:21,864 Dad, good, you're here. 49 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:22,866 - Do you see this? 50 00:01:22,933 --> 00:01:23,935 See what's happening here? 51 00:01:23,968 --> 00:01:25,137 There's no olive oil. 52 00:01:25,237 --> 00:01:26,874 What am I supposed to dip my bread in? 53 00:01:26,941 --> 00:01:28,243 - Oh my God, help. 54 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:29,980 - Thank you, I do need help. 55 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,583 - Dad, rope, rope-- ah! 56 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,453 Are you happy? You could have saved her. 57 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,923 - Well, as far as we know, she's 58 00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:36,392 living happily downstream now. 59 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:38,196 If you need me, I'll be at the bar. 60 00:01:38,263 --> 00:01:39,231 - I need you. 61 00:01:39,298 --> 00:01:41,002 - And I'll be at the bar. 62 00:01:41,036 --> 00:01:42,271 [sheep bleats] 63 00:01:42,337 --> 00:01:45,612 [dramatic lyre music] 64 00:01:45,679 --> 00:01:52,592 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:08,323 --> 00:02:10,393 - OK, one chicken for you. 66 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:13,266 That's the standard payment for the loss of a loved one. 67 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,303 Wait a minute, you didn't lose a loved one. 68 00:02:15,337 --> 00:02:16,740 - So I don't deserve a chicken? 69 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:18,209 - Son, a word. 70 00:02:18,276 --> 00:02:19,378 - What is it? 71 00:02:19,412 --> 00:02:21,182 - Just circling back on the olive oil. 72 00:02:21,215 --> 00:02:22,586 - Dad, I'm incredibly busy. 73 00:02:22,653 --> 00:02:25,290 I know that's an alien concept for you, 74 00:02:25,357 --> 00:02:27,328 but I'm dealing with a million crises at the moment 75 00:02:27,395 --> 00:02:30,200 and olive oil is not at the top of the list. 76 00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:31,937 - Yeah, but people love olive oil. 77 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:33,206 I have to warn you, son. 78 00:02:33,273 --> 00:02:35,110 The folks down at the bar are not exactly writing 79 00:02:35,176 --> 00:02:36,947 you love songs as it is. 80 00:02:36,981 --> 00:02:38,249 - Oh, the bar. 81 00:02:38,316 --> 00:02:40,421 Yes, well, I suppose you'd be the expert on that. 82 00:02:40,487 --> 00:02:42,057 - I'm not sure about expert. 83 00:02:42,124 --> 00:02:43,459 More of an amateur. 84 00:02:43,493 --> 00:02:45,866 But why not throw them a bone, son? 85 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,067 It's just olive oil. 86 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,169 - It's work to get olive oil, Dad. 87 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,606 It's work to get anything. 88 00:02:49,606 --> 00:02:51,275 - Well, that has not been my experience. 89 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,346 - Of course it hasn't, because I do all the work. 90 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:54,950 - You see, that attitude may play 91 00:02:55,016 --> 00:02:56,820 a part in your unpopularity. 92 00:02:56,887 --> 00:02:57,889 - Am I unpop-- 93 00:02:57,923 --> 00:02:58,925 all right, you know what, Dad? 94 00:02:59,025 --> 00:03:01,129 You want olive oil, you're in charge of olive oil. 95 00:03:01,196 --> 00:03:02,364 There's a trade meeting tomorrow. 96 00:03:02,364 --> 00:03:03,601 Why don't you handle it? 97 00:03:03,668 --> 00:03:05,939 - I like to try new things now and again. 98 00:03:05,972 --> 00:03:07,642 Happy to give it a go. 99 00:03:07,743 --> 00:03:09,680 - That was a weird move putting Dad in charge of olive oil. 100 00:03:09,747 --> 00:03:11,984 I mean, I get it it's not a huge priority, 101 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,220 but I do want olive oil. 102 00:03:13,253 --> 00:03:14,890 - Of course you do. Everyone does. 103 00:03:14,957 --> 00:03:16,492 I want olive oil. 104 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,664 But either Dad pulls it off, in which case, great, olive oil. 105 00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:22,037 Or, and let's be honest, this is what's going to happen, 106 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,674 we're no worse off than we started. 107 00:03:23,741 --> 00:03:27,381 And he's actually had to face a reality that things take work. 108 00:03:27,447 --> 00:03:29,853 - Huh, wow, I got to hand it to you, brother. 109 00:03:29,886 --> 00:03:30,822 That was well played. 110 00:03:30,889 --> 00:03:31,757 - Why, thank you. 111 00:03:31,857 --> 00:03:33,827 - You know, what you got there is a win-win. 112 00:03:33,894 --> 00:03:34,897 - Win-win. 113 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,365 Huh, I like that. 114 00:03:36,398 --> 00:03:37,903 Did you just make it up? - Yeah. 115 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,138 I mean, not just. 116 00:03:39,205 --> 00:03:40,307 I've been workshopping it. 117 00:03:40,407 --> 00:03:42,946 - It's like a win on the one side and a win on the other. 118 00:03:42,979 --> 00:03:47,021 Almost like an object, like a perfectly balanced object. 119 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:49,058 Whoever wins, we win. 120 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,129 Win or also win. 121 00:03:51,162 --> 00:03:53,166 - I said I workshopped it already. 122 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,170 - Did you eat enough berries? 123 00:03:55,237 --> 00:03:57,542 Athena has quite a few temples to poop on, 124 00:03:57,609 --> 00:03:59,245 and you wouldn't want to run out. 125 00:03:59,278 --> 00:04:01,182 - Yes, Mom. I got enough berries. 126 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:03,019 Could you stop running my entire life 127 00:04:03,053 --> 00:04:04,255 down to the food in my belly? 128 00:04:04,322 --> 00:04:06,493 - Oh, come on, you love this. 129 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,697 - No, I don't. I had stuff I wanted to do. 130 00:04:08,764 --> 00:04:11,504 - Well, you're my daughter, which means you work for me. 131 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:13,908 all: Rock, rock, rock, rock! 132 00:04:13,975 --> 00:04:15,044 - Rock, rock? 133 00:04:15,110 --> 00:04:17,248 What are they saying? 134 00:04:17,314 --> 00:04:18,316 - Ugh. 135 00:04:18,349 --> 00:04:21,021 - Mom! - [screaming] 136 00:04:21,055 --> 00:04:22,357 Mom, are you OK? 137 00:04:22,424 --> 00:04:24,195 [dog barking] 138 00:04:24,228 --> 00:04:26,132 - Ah! 139 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,003 No, no! - Get off, you-- 140 00:04:28,036 --> 00:04:29,171 - Ow, ugh! 141 00:04:29,204 --> 00:04:30,407 Why didn't you zap him? 142 00:04:30,474 --> 00:04:32,278 Was this some kind of game for you? 143 00:04:32,311 --> 00:04:33,748 - Zap him? 144 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,185 - Yeah, why didn't you zap him and turn back into yourself? 145 00:04:36,252 --> 00:04:37,188 - Myself? 146 00:04:37,254 --> 00:04:38,290 I am myself. 147 00:04:38,323 --> 00:04:39,760 - Stop playing, Mom. 148 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:42,933 - I don't understand what you are saying right now. 149 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:44,201 - Oh, wow. 150 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:46,039 So you really think you're a goose? 151 00:04:46,105 --> 00:04:47,207 - What else would I be? 152 00:04:47,274 --> 00:04:48,544 - OK, just going to check. 153 00:04:48,611 --> 00:04:52,351 If I say Deliria is a weak little stinky butt who 154 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,422 bosses people around because she's insecure, 155 00:04:54,488 --> 00:04:56,058 your response is what? 156 00:04:56,092 --> 00:04:57,461 - What is Deliria? 157 00:04:57,494 --> 00:04:59,298 - Oh, man. - There they are! 158 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:00,400 Good boy. 159 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,204 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 160 00:05:02,271 --> 00:05:05,879 [dramatic music] 161 00:05:05,912 --> 00:05:07,381 - [groans] 162 00:05:07,414 --> 00:05:09,819 Oh, good-- good morning, Kolax. 163 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:13,392 Have you been standing there long or-- 164 00:05:13,459 --> 00:05:15,263 - I have the daily disasters, Your Highness. 165 00:05:15,296 --> 00:05:16,465 You wish to be briefed? 166 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,969 - Oh, yes. Good, good. 167 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:21,475 - The sinkhole now has birthed a second sinkhole. 168 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:24,616 And the grain storage is now the rotten grain storage. 169 00:05:24,649 --> 00:05:27,088 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But let's start with olive oil. 170 00:05:27,154 --> 00:05:28,557 Give me dessert first. 171 00:05:28,624 --> 00:05:30,595 - Olive oil is actually the one thing that's gone right. 172 00:05:30,628 --> 00:05:32,732 - I'm sorry, gone right? As in-- 173 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,168 - It's been running very smoothly 174 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,039 since you put your father in charge, Your Highness. 175 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:37,207 - [growls] 176 00:05:37,274 --> 00:05:39,813 - And it makes me so mad. 177 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,248 ♪ ♪ 178 00:05:41,315 --> 00:05:43,353 - And that, my good friend, is how you 179 00:05:43,419 --> 00:05:45,156 get kicked out of Gomorrah. 180 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,127 [laughing] 181 00:05:47,193 --> 00:05:49,064 - What is this? What's happened? 182 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,135 - Ah, son, want some olive oil? 183 00:05:51,202 --> 00:05:52,404 We've got plenty. 184 00:05:52,471 --> 00:05:54,275 - How-- how did you manage to get olive oil? 185 00:05:54,341 --> 00:05:56,478 It's really hard to get. 186 00:05:56,513 --> 00:05:58,717 I mean, not always that hard. 187 00:05:58,784 --> 00:06:02,124 It's often very easy, but how did you do it? 188 00:06:02,191 --> 00:06:03,594 - Well, I missed that trade meeting 189 00:06:03,661 --> 00:06:06,700 you wanted me to go to, so I came here for a drink 190 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,238 and ran into this ugly son of a bitch 191 00:06:09,304 --> 00:06:10,941 who had a ton of the stuff. 192 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:12,512 - This guy! [laughs] 193 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:14,481 - The cannibal chief who wants to eat us. 194 00:06:14,516 --> 00:06:15,885 - If you could look past the cannibal part, 195 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:19,593 you'd see a human being, who eats human beings 196 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:21,563 with olive oil that I share. 197 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,466 - Well, it's all making sense now. 198 00:06:23,499 --> 00:06:24,869 That's the Shlub way-- 199 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,074 blunder into a situation where someone 200 00:06:27,141 --> 00:06:28,410 just gives you what you need. 201 00:06:28,443 --> 00:06:30,447 - If by blunder you mean get along with people 202 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,652 well enough that they like you and want to help. 203 00:06:32,719 --> 00:06:34,422 - Yeah. Why are you picking on Shlub? 204 00:06:34,488 --> 00:06:35,791 - If I may, 205 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:38,296 it's this insistence on telling people what to do 206 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:39,599 that makes them not like you. 207 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,302 - They do like me. - Uh-- 208 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,406 - Shut up, Miriam. You've got an agenda. 209 00:06:43,473 --> 00:06:45,410 And did you put the chicken in the baby carriage? 210 00:06:45,511 --> 00:06:47,515 - What of it? 211 00:06:47,548 --> 00:06:49,853 - You know what, who cares what the citizens like. 212 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:50,554 [all booing] 213 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:51,590 - Ouch. - Mm-mm. 214 00:06:51,690 --> 00:06:55,430 - You just like lounging about in bars doing nothing. 215 00:06:55,463 --> 00:06:57,602 But to do that, somebody needs to be doing work. 216 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:59,673 And until you all start doing it voluntarily, 217 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:00,941 you're going to need to be told to. 218 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:04,015 And if that's unpopular, then perhaps popularity 219 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:05,249 itself is a problem. 220 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:06,553 - What's the word I'm looking for? 221 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:10,293 It's right on the tip of my-- oh, right, boo! 222 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:12,431 [all booing] 223 00:07:12,464 --> 00:07:15,037 - Why don't you get out of here, you big weenie? 224 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:16,339 - Yeah, get out of here. 225 00:07:16,406 --> 00:07:17,842 - We hate you! 226 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,552 - Great job on the olive oil, Shlub. 227 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:24,488 - Yeah! - Whoo-hoo! 228 00:07:24,589 --> 00:07:25,825 [laughter] - My man, Shlub. 229 00:07:25,892 --> 00:07:27,360 - Guess it wasn't a win-win after all. 230 00:07:27,427 --> 00:07:28,731 - Yes, it was. It was. 231 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:31,268 It's just one of the wins didn't wind up feeling quite 232 00:07:31,335 --> 00:07:32,838 as winny as the other one. 233 00:07:32,905 --> 00:07:34,710 - Still smarting from getting thrown out of the tavern? 234 00:07:34,776 --> 00:07:36,312 - I wasn't thrown out. 235 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:37,682 Not bodily. 236 00:07:37,716 --> 00:07:39,552 It's not like I was picked up and thrown. 237 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:40,688 I was pushed. 238 00:07:40,755 --> 00:07:42,692 My feet never left the ground. 239 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:47,234 Or-- yes, they did, but only for a moment. 240 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,604 If I'm being honest, I-- 241 00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:50,975 I really wanted to see Dad fail. 242 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:51,710 - I know. 243 00:07:51,777 --> 00:07:53,012 That would have been awesome! 244 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:54,683 The guy waltzes through life drinking 245 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,352 and telling his dumb stories, just getting 246 00:07:56,385 --> 00:07:57,788 everything handed to him. 247 00:07:57,822 --> 00:08:00,227 Meanwhile, guys like us who do all the work 248 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:02,097 get treated like crap. 249 00:08:02,163 --> 00:08:03,065 - Thank you. 250 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:06,172 [sighs] I guess that's just the way it is. 251 00:08:06,239 --> 00:08:07,909 - Not necessarily. 252 00:08:07,943 --> 00:08:10,948 What if letting other people do the work is the power move? 253 00:08:11,014 --> 00:08:13,621 Look at Mom, she has all the power in the relationship, 254 00:08:13,687 --> 00:08:15,558 and she does nothing. 255 00:08:15,591 --> 00:08:17,929 What if that's the secret? 256 00:08:17,962 --> 00:08:20,801 - Dad, once again, great work on the olive oil. 257 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,671 - Well, I had fun doing it. 258 00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:24,710 So I'm not sure I'd call it work. 259 00:08:24,776 --> 00:08:25,645 - Yes. 260 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,682 - So we were thinking, what if you 261 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:29,552 took on more responsibilities? 262 00:08:29,619 --> 00:08:31,556 - Well, as long as responsibilities continue 263 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:34,061 to be no more demanding than no responsibilities, 264 00:08:34,128 --> 00:08:35,397 I'd be happy to. 265 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:36,833 What did you have in mind? 266 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,038 - Well, that sinkhole for starters. 267 00:08:39,071 --> 00:08:40,306 - [yelps] 268 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:41,576 - And produce. 269 00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:43,947 As you can see, the figs are a bit recycled. 270 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:45,851 There's still the bat infestation 271 00:08:45,884 --> 00:08:48,256 and the fire-breathing orcs to deal with. 272 00:08:48,323 --> 00:08:49,926 - Oh, my sheep! 273 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:53,132 - And any other dispute, shortages, or avoidable deaths 274 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,067 that happen today. 275 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,071 Everyone, from now on, the sinkhole, produce, 276 00:08:56,105 --> 00:08:59,746 bat infestation, and orcs will be handled by the eminently 277 00:08:59,812 --> 00:09:02,017 competent and capable Shlub. 278 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:02,919 [cheering] 279 00:09:02,986 --> 00:09:05,390 - Give me your full name so it's official. 280 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:07,729 - Shlubrick Michael [bleep]. 281 00:09:07,762 --> 00:09:09,298 - That's a joke, right? 282 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:10,601 - Swear to God. 283 00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:14,475 - Shlubrick Michael [bleep], our new sinkhole, 284 00:09:14,509 --> 00:09:18,083 produce, bat, and orc czar. 285 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:20,854 [cheering] 286 00:09:20,921 --> 00:09:22,625 - Hey, you know they're setting you up for failure, right? 287 00:09:22,691 --> 00:09:23,661 - Tyrannis? 288 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:25,163 He wouldn't do that. 289 00:09:25,196 --> 00:09:27,735 - Uh, they're not exactly being candid about it. 290 00:09:27,802 --> 00:09:29,505 Ty wants you to eat crap, which is 291 00:09:29,605 --> 00:09:30,908 not a great look for a king. 292 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:33,681 - Huh, well, maybe he'll get what he wants. 293 00:09:33,748 --> 00:09:36,152 I'm certainly not going to fill in a sinkhole. 294 00:09:36,219 --> 00:09:36,920 Who wants a drink? 295 00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:39,358 To failure! all: To failure! 296 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:40,595 - No, you know what? 297 00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:41,797 If you're failing means he wins, 298 00:09:41,864 --> 00:09:43,099 I'm not going to let it happen. 299 00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:44,836 Plus, you're such a chill guy, I don't 300 00:09:44,903 --> 00:09:46,439 mind lifting a shovel for you. 301 00:09:46,506 --> 00:09:47,641 I'll fill that sinkhole. 302 00:09:47,641 --> 00:09:48,643 - Well, I'll-- I'll help too. 303 00:09:48,643 --> 00:09:49,612 - Yeah, me too. 304 00:09:49,645 --> 00:09:50,614 - For Shlub. 305 00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:52,551 all: For Shlub! 306 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:54,254 - So you don't remember when I was 3 307 00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:56,593 and you got sick of waiting for me to be grown up 308 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,496 so you left me to be raised by fire ants? 309 00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,766 - No. 310 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:00,902 - You don't remember when you offered to trade 311 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,505 me to Hestia for a necklace? 312 00:10:02,539 --> 00:10:04,609 - That doesn't sound very nice. 313 00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,813 - You don't remember throwing me at a bear? 314 00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:08,349 - Oh, now you're making this up. 315 00:10:08,415 --> 00:10:11,255 - Mom, I'm going to try something to jog your memory. 316 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:12,323 Don't be mad. 317 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:13,828 [groaning] 318 00:10:13,894 --> 00:10:14,696 - Ow. 319 00:10:14,763 --> 00:10:16,265 Now why would you do that? 320 00:10:16,331 --> 00:10:17,333 - It had a 50-50 chance. 321 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:20,373 Oh, wait, maybe you can just zap without remembering. 322 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,441 Try this. 323 00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:23,279 And zap, zap. 324 00:10:23,345 --> 00:10:24,247 Come on, concentrate. 325 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:25,884 Think of whatever you usually think of when 326 00:10:25,951 --> 00:10:27,454 you know you're a goddess. 327 00:10:27,522 --> 00:10:28,690 Zap. 328 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,460 - You keep saying that word, "goddess." 329 00:10:30,527 --> 00:10:31,530 - Yeah, because you are one. 330 00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:32,932 - I don't know what that is. 331 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,401 But I know what a mother is. 332 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,708 A mother is loving and kind and takes care of her children. 333 00:10:37,775 --> 00:10:39,746 - In what world is that true? 334 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,683 - Well, I'm sure if I remembered your childhood, 335 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,654 I would remember warming you up at night 336 00:10:43,687 --> 00:10:45,858 and feeding you and teaching you to fly 337 00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:47,662 and protecting you from danger, because that 338 00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:48,864 is what a mother does. 339 00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,902 - Yeah, a mother goose. 340 00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,738 Huh, maybe this is it. 341 00:10:52,772 --> 00:10:54,408 Maybe I just take the win right here, 342 00:10:54,441 --> 00:10:56,980 get myself four or five years living with a good mom, 343 00:10:57,013 --> 00:10:59,317 and then we both get killed or eaten. 344 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:00,119 I don't hate it. 345 00:11:00,219 --> 00:11:03,393 - Oh, sit and let me make you a nest. 346 00:11:03,493 --> 00:11:05,798 [soft music] 347 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,002 - You know what, I'm not going to feel the slightest bit 348 00:11:08,036 --> 00:11:09,572 guilty that we made Dad fail. 349 00:11:09,606 --> 00:11:10,641 It was a lesson he needed to learn. 350 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,144 - Absolutely. 351 00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:14,582 This is the kind of win-win situation I was talking about, 352 00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:16,085 one where there's only one win. 353 00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:18,489 - Wait a minute, the sinkhole is filled in. 354 00:11:18,524 --> 00:11:20,360 - The bats and orcs are gone. 355 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:21,461 - Figs? 356 00:11:21,529 --> 00:11:22,899 [laughter] 357 00:11:22,966 --> 00:11:25,604 - Well, I was so drunk, I crashed right 358 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,808 into this huge statue of a sphinx, 359 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:30,179 broke her face penis clean off. 360 00:11:30,246 --> 00:11:32,551 [laughter] 361 00:11:32,618 --> 00:11:34,354 - Uh-oh, boss man's here. 362 00:11:34,421 --> 00:11:35,624 Everybody look busy. 363 00:11:35,657 --> 00:11:36,760 [all booing] 364 00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:37,929 - There you are, son. 365 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:40,433 Good news-- somehow it all got done. 366 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,237 Sinkhole, orcs, bats. 367 00:11:42,337 --> 00:11:44,643 I didn't even ask. - He didn't have to. 368 00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:45,945 We like him. 369 00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:47,748 - Oh, and this old goat lover has 370 00:11:47,781 --> 00:11:49,686 granted us 100 years peace. 371 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:50,822 - You're the goat lover. 372 00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:52,357 - It's never for love. 373 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,394 [laughter] 374 00:11:54,427 --> 00:11:55,396 - Wait. 375 00:11:55,564 --> 00:11:58,102 So everyone here just busted their asses for my dad? 376 00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:00,742 But when I ask you to do something, I'm the bad guy? 377 00:12:00,775 --> 00:12:01,844 - We don't like you. 378 00:12:01,944 --> 00:12:03,012 - Anyone can do what he does. 379 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:04,916 He drinks and insults people. 380 00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:06,653 Hey, big nose, how's it hanging? 381 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,255 Oh, there goes dogbreath. 382 00:12:08,322 --> 00:12:11,261 Crazy chicken mom over there with her chicken baby. 383 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,197 - Over the line. 384 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:15,069 - I'm just doing what he does, just goofing around. 385 00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:17,274 - It sure as hell didn't feel like goofing around. 386 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:19,612 - I did what my dumb father always does. 387 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:20,915 - Now you're insulting my friend? 388 00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:22,818 - Oh, come on, you're not even friends. 389 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,154 You only like him when you're drunk. 390 00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:26,793 - Now our drinking is up for discussion? 391 00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:28,731 - You are absolutely the worst. 392 00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:30,233 - I'll tell you what I see. 393 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,903 I'm looking around and I see a city that works a whole lot 394 00:12:31,937 --> 00:12:33,707 better when Shlub's in charge. 395 00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:34,976 - I'm failing upward. 396 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:36,178 - Well, I'm looking at a bunch of people 397 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:39,586 who got suckered into doing a lot of work for a drunk guy. 398 00:12:39,653 --> 00:12:40,588 [ominous music] 399 00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:42,558 [chicken clucking] 400 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:43,793 ♪ ♪ 401 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,129 You don't have to throw me out. 402 00:12:45,196 --> 00:12:46,499 I'll just go. 403 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:47,868 I'm going, I said. 404 00:12:47,902 --> 00:12:49,739 [soft music] 405 00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:52,778 [both laughing] 406 00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:56,953 ♪ ♪ 407 00:12:56,987 --> 00:13:00,059 - Hey, Mom, for old time's sake? 408 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:07,173 ♪ ♪ 409 00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:11,481 Hm. 410 00:13:11,516 --> 00:13:12,618 Athena's temple. 411 00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:13,687 - Athena? 412 00:13:13,754 --> 00:13:14,856 Oh, that sounds familiar. 413 00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:15,858 - Oh, no, it's nothing. 414 00:13:15,892 --> 00:13:16,960 Forget I said it. 415 00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,897 Athena's just a dumb word. 416 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,301 - Yes, we were flying there, but why? 417 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,072 - No reason. We got to relocate. 418 00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:24,240 There's a better lake over there. 419 00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:26,579 Let's go. - Oh, wait, I remember. 420 00:13:26,646 --> 00:13:28,517 - No, don't remember now. 421 00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:29,685 Remember later. 422 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:31,623 Just stay dumb a little longer. 423 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:35,463 - I am Deliria, the goddess. 424 00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:36,399 - Damn it. 425 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:38,202 - And you didn't want me to remember that. 426 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:39,906 You were going to keep that from me. 427 00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:41,843 - Just for a couple of days or years. 428 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:44,114 - I'm going through hell as a goose. 429 00:13:44,148 --> 00:13:46,753 I worried about you, I doted on you. 430 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,657 I built you a nest. 431 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,926 - It's called parenting. 432 00:13:49,992 --> 00:13:51,529 - It's called torture. 433 00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:54,569 The unconditional love, the feeling that I would rather 434 00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:56,038 die than see you harmed? 435 00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,510 I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. 436 00:13:58,543 --> 00:13:59,679 - You're being dramatic. 437 00:13:59,746 --> 00:14:01,482 - I'm allowed to be dramatic. 438 00:14:01,516 --> 00:14:03,085 True form. 439 00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:06,526 True form. 440 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:07,628 True form! 441 00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,497 Ow! 442 00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:13,039 - ♪ If you show me a woman ♪ 443 00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:15,276 ♪ A man or a beast ♪ 444 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:20,186 ♪ I'll show you a delectable sexual feast ♪ 445 00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:22,090 - Ah, I was just wondering whether I 446 00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:24,061 might pull off a fifth wind. 447 00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:25,429 - Yeah, we've been talking. 448 00:14:25,496 --> 00:14:26,833 You're the hottest thing in Krapopolis 449 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,670 since, well, olive oil. 450 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:29,772 - It is delicious. 451 00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:30,808 Hot and cold. 452 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:32,010 - I'll cut to the chase. 453 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,045 We're going to storm the castle. 454 00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:34,615 - We're going to do what? 455 00:14:34,682 --> 00:14:35,851 - Tyrannis had his chance. 456 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,356 The people want new management. 457 00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:40,828 - My army is at your disposal, King Shlub. 458 00:14:40,894 --> 00:14:41,930 If you want it, that is. 459 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:42,965 - What do you say? 460 00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:44,101 - What do I say? 461 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,269 I say you're all nuts. 462 00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:47,340 That's my son you're talking about. 463 00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:49,612 - Come on, your son wanted you to fail. 464 00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,015 - And I had a blast doing it. 465 00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:52,484 All good in the hood. 466 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:55,056 Wait, hold on, it's beginning to seem like you actually 467 00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:56,727 want me to be in charge. 468 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,295 - We do. [all cheering] 469 00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:00,033 - There's been a misunderstanding. 470 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,268 I don't want to be king. 471 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,838 And you don't want that either. 472 00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:03,940 - You telling me what I want? 473 00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:05,977 [all grumbling] 474 00:15:05,977 --> 00:15:07,247 - I see what's happening here. 475 00:15:07,314 --> 00:15:09,117 I believe your recent infatuation 476 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:12,190 with me had less to do with what I represent and more 477 00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:14,261 to do with your own empowerment, 478 00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:16,766 specifically in opposition to a man who 479 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,102 wants to tell you what to do. 480 00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:20,373 But all I represent is nothing, doing nothing, 481 00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:23,045 standing for nothing, which means I'd rather 482 00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:25,684 let Tyrannis do his own thing as much 483 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,454 as I'd rather you do yours. 484 00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:30,192 I can understand wanting to see a king fall, 485 00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:31,830 but we all have a choice. 486 00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:33,265 Do you oppose control? 487 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,169 In which case you should forget this nonsense 488 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,304 and go back to drinking. 489 00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:38,309 Or do you in the end choose conflict, 490 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:41,883 the thrill of retribution and constant crisis? 491 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,119 - Constant crisis! 492 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,622 Let's storm the castle! 493 00:15:47,694 --> 00:15:50,935 [all yelling] 494 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:53,673 - [grunting] 495 00:15:53,706 --> 00:15:54,909 [sighs] 496 00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:56,646 [all yelling] 497 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:58,817 - Do you hear that? They're storming the palace. 498 00:15:58,884 --> 00:16:00,119 - They're storming the palace. 499 00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:01,355 - Yes, thank you, Kolax. 500 00:16:01,388 --> 00:16:03,358 You should be on the front line protecting me right now 501 00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:05,163 instead of telling me what I already know. 502 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:07,167 - I think I serve a vital purpose right 503 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,070 here as your trusted news guy. 504 00:16:09,104 --> 00:16:10,908 [chuckles nervously] Oh, did you see this? 505 00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:12,410 They're calling for your head. 506 00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:14,549 - Go. - Oh. 507 00:16:14,616 --> 00:16:15,551 - Great job, Dad. 508 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,156 - I can tell from your tone you think it's my fault. 509 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:20,060 - It is your fault. You encouraged them. 510 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,228 - By doing nothing? 511 00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:22,463 - Yes. 512 00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:24,200 - Well, look, in a few minutes, they'll come in here, 513 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,806 remove your head, and make me king, which will 514 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,175 be pretty bad for both of us. 515 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,179 So we're kind of in this together. 516 00:16:30,212 --> 00:16:31,616 - You were supposed to fail. 517 00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,219 - Well, I'm sorry I failed you. 518 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,123 - I wish I could get away with doing less like you, 519 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:36,893 but I can't and-- 520 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,095 I guess I'm jealous. 521 00:16:38,161 --> 00:16:40,032 I don't have what you have, Dad. 522 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,101 - Well, you have something I don't. 523 00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:42,538 You were right. 524 00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,341 I only get away with doing less because people 525 00:16:44,374 --> 00:16:46,178 like you pick up the slack. 526 00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:47,748 - Well, someone has to pick up the slack. 527 00:16:47,814 --> 00:16:48,951 Someone has to be in charge. 528 00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,253 - I agree. 529 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,156 Someone has to be the one they yell at, 530 00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:53,927 the one they complain about, the one whose flat ass 531 00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:54,962 they make fun of. 532 00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:56,298 - They do what? 533 00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:57,801 - We can't talk about your ass right now. 534 00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,104 They're storming the castle. 535 00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:01,977 My point is, they always have to dislike someone. 536 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,145 It's sport for them. 537 00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,381 - That's it. 538 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,084 Dad, I want to make an announcement. 539 00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:07,555 Do you think you could get them to listen 540 00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:09,559 to me for just a little bit without killing me? 541 00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:12,998 - I think I'm likable enough to pull that off. 542 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,267 - Well, this is fun. 543 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,971 Never been in one of these before. 544 00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,107 I always flew over them but never had 545 00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:18,643 occasion to see the inside. 546 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,480 - Come on, Mom, change us back. 547 00:17:20,548 --> 00:17:22,083 - I will if you admit that parenting 548 00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:23,285 is a form of torture. 549 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,655 - Are you guys from around here? 550 00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,759 I don't recognize you from my flock echelon. 551 00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:29,599 - Oh, I'm sorry you felt motherly love for half a day. 552 00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:32,270 - Against my will. - Welcome to the club. 553 00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:34,041 - Hey, what do you guys think happens in here? 554 00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:35,042 - You die. 555 00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:36,311 - What? 556 00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:38,684 No, no. No, no, no, no. 557 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,752 Get off me! 558 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:41,454 - Ah! 559 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:43,860 - You're going to die rather than get us out of this? 560 00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:46,298 - Oh, I won't die. 561 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,302 - Oh my God, what is happening? 562 00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:51,743 - I'm the goddess Deliria, that's what's happening. 563 00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,781 True form. 564 00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:55,082 Oh, give me a moment. 565 00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:56,520 True form. 566 00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:59,458 - Oh, goddess Deliria, please forgive me. 567 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:01,896 I'll take whatever punishment you demand. 568 00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:03,867 - How about a sacrifice? 569 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,369 - Seriously? 570 00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,040 - Well, if it's such a joy to give your life for someone 571 00:18:07,106 --> 00:18:09,410 else, you should love this. 572 00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:12,651 - OK, Mom, I agree, unconditional love is torture. 573 00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:14,420 - Thank you. 574 00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:20,266 Oh, this really is torture. 575 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,573 I don't know how you mortals do it. 576 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,143 Oh, yes. 577 00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:29,518 And since you almost killed me, let's do this. 578 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:33,960 - Hey! 579 00:18:34,027 --> 00:18:34,995 Hey! 580 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:36,866 Hey, hey, hey! 581 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:39,939 [mob yelling] 582 00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:41,208 - Get him! 583 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,945 - Hang on, hang on, I'm king now. 584 00:18:43,011 --> 00:18:44,314 If only for a moment. 585 00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:46,552 - Not how that works, for the record, but go on. 586 00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:48,389 - And though it pains me to order 587 00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:52,364 anyone to do anything, I order you to listen to Tyrannis. 588 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,002 - Thank you, Father. 589 00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:58,142 Kolax, you joined them? 590 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,647 - I knew which way the wind was blowing. 591 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,583 - Hippo? 592 00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:04,254 - I didn't get this far by not joining any mobs. 593 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,191 I do what I have to do. 594 00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:07,795 - OK, listen, I tell people what 595 00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:11,268 to do because I want society to make everyone's lives better. 596 00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:12,872 And you all hate me for doing that. 597 00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:15,677 And of course, I know it's not me you actually hate. 598 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,380 It would be anyone in my position. 599 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,716 - We wouldn't hate Shlub. 600 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,488 - But you'd hate someone. - Yeah, you. 601 00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:23,259 - Once again, I take that to mean 602 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,329 whoever is giving you orders. 603 00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:27,668 So for those who want to see things get done, 604 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,905 those who want to stop people from bothering everyone, 605 00:19:30,005 --> 00:19:33,279 and those who want to watch those two groups fight, 606 00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:36,585 I give you local government. 607 00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:38,656 From now on, the city will be divided 608 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:41,529 into tiny little neighborhood kingdoms, where 609 00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:43,833 representatives of the people can argue and argue 610 00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:46,471 about anything they like while the actual people 611 00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,543 watch and judge and enjoy. 612 00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:50,581 - So how are the representatives chosen? 613 00:19:50,681 --> 00:19:52,918 - Exactly the kind of thing you can argue about. 614 00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:55,289 - Well, I don't want a little neighborhood kingdom. 615 00:19:55,356 --> 00:19:57,126 - Take it up with your local councilman. 616 00:19:57,159 --> 00:19:58,763 - Who's that? - You get to decide. 617 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,034 - Well, it's not me. - It's not me either. 618 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,470 - Well, someone's got to do it. 619 00:20:02,504 --> 00:20:04,474 - Uh, have we voted on that? 620 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,880 Did anyone make a resolution? 621 00:20:06,947 --> 00:20:08,550 I didn't hear one. 622 00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:09,585 No. No. 623 00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:11,454 We didn't-- - Well, look at that. 624 00:20:11,488 --> 00:20:13,492 You did it. - They like me? 625 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,831 - No, they're just too distracted to hate you. 626 00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:16,999 - Just as good. 627 00:20:19,939 --> 00:20:20,974 - Come on, don't be shy. 628 00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:22,711 The new bridge is completely safe. 629 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:25,249 You're absolutely certain that this one won't collapse? 630 00:20:25,282 --> 00:20:26,384 - Couldn't be more sure. 631 00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:28,055 - Because you've said that before. 632 00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:30,594 - Look, if this is going to be some relitigation of the past, 633 00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,263 I mean, what do you want me to say? 634 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,499 - OK, all right. 635 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,802 - You want me to say that I was stupid? 636 00:20:34,836 --> 00:20:36,405 That I was dumb to build a bridge out of mud? 637 00:20:36,471 --> 00:20:37,774 - I'm not saying that. 638 00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:39,611 - I used the best information that was available 639 00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:40,580 to me at the time. 640 00:20:40,647 --> 00:20:41,682 I looked at mud, and I was like, well, 641 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:44,555 that stuff works for huts, it works for covering walls, 642 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,926 it works for roofs, it even works for ovens. 643 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,028 I made ovens out of mud. 644 00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:49,197 - No one could have known. 645 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,303 - You plop it down, you let it dry, it's as hard as a rock. 646 00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:53,406 And I was like, well, this stuff 647 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:54,942 even comes from the river. 648 00:20:54,975 --> 00:20:55,978 - The logic is sound. 649 00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:57,347 - It made perfect sense. 650 00:20:57,414 --> 00:21:00,219 My mistake was, I didn't account for wetness. 651 00:21:00,285 --> 00:21:01,655 - That's key, isn't it? 652 00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:04,928 - So I asked myself, what can get wet and then dry 653 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,131 super fast? 654 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,568 And it hit me. - Oh, no. 655 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:08,970 - Sand. 656 00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:10,239 [chuckles] 657 00:21:10,273 --> 00:21:11,976 [all shouting] 658 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,513 - You suck, Ty! 659 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,750 - We don't need a bridge. 660 00:21:16,117 --> 00:21:17,486 - Did you get any of that? 661 00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,695 - Bento.