1 00:00:03,062 --> 00:00:04,745 Tyrannis: So you say the wolves around here 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:06,063 are really that big? 3 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:07,673 Harpy: Oh, the biggest, 4 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:09,508 big as, like, 3 normal wolves. 5 00:00:09,585 --> 00:00:11,918 Tyrannis: And I can kill one with this sideways bow? 6 00:00:11,995 --> 00:00:13,995 There! I see one! 7 00:00:14,073 --> 00:00:15,739 Holy moly, he's big. [Wolf snarling] 8 00:00:15,758 --> 00:00:17,683 Will I be able to carry it? It's very important 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,427 that I carry it on my shoulders as I enter town. 10 00:00:20,504 --> 00:00:22,021 [Wolf roars] 11 00:00:22,097 --> 00:00:23,430 Come on! He's getting away! 12 00:00:23,507 --> 00:00:25,190 Harpy: We should not cross the border 13 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:26,917 into the northern world. 14 00:00:26,919 --> 00:00:28,027 Tyrannis: I'm sure it's fine. 15 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:29,528 Let's get this bastard. 16 00:00:33,425 --> 00:00:36,076 Harpy: Careful. That tree is sacred. 17 00:00:44,194 --> 00:00:46,861 How sacred would you say? 18 00:00:46,939 --> 00:00:49,089 [Theme music playing] 19 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,558 [Singers chanting] 20 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:10,027 Singers: Whoo! 21 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:13,906 Tyrannis: The Norse gods are coming here? 22 00:01:13,982 --> 00:01:15,240 Why? What's that about? 23 00:01:15,392 --> 00:01:17,317 Does anyone know what it might be about? 24 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:19,152 Deliria: Someone broke their sacred tree 25 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:20,913 using an arrow tipped with Olympian steel. 26 00:01:20,989 --> 00:01:23,824 Tyrannis: Wow, I wouldn't have even thought they have trees. 27 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,143 How sacred is this one exactly? 28 00:01:26,161 --> 00:01:27,644 Deliria: It connects Valhalla and Hel. 29 00:01:27,646 --> 00:01:29,254 They have two places you go when you die, 30 00:01:29,331 --> 00:01:31,315 depending on whether you're "good" or "bad." 31 00:01:31,317 --> 00:01:33,074 It's way too confusing. I mean, you're dead. 32 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:34,742 How good can you be? 33 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:36,837 Stupendous: But why do we have to be here? 34 00:01:36,989 --> 00:01:39,172 Aw, crap! Are we food? Deliria: No, 35 00:01:39,249 --> 00:01:41,916 the Norse gods get pissy if there isn't a huge crowd. 36 00:01:41,994 --> 00:01:43,918 [Thunderclap] 37 00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:46,146 [Majestic music playing] 38 00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:52,686 Jormungandr: Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you, 39 00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:57,357 coming today from Asgard, the greatest city in the universe... 40 00:01:57,434 --> 00:01:58,951 Deliria: Wrong. Jormungandr: the gods 41 00:01:59,027 --> 00:02:00,619 of the northern world! 42 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:03,956 First to be introduced, the father of all the gods, 43 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:06,016 protector of heroes who join him 44 00:02:06,018 --> 00:02:07,960 when they die. Stupendous: If they're dead, 45 00:02:08,036 --> 00:02:09,444 he didn't protect them much, did he? 46 00:02:09,521 --> 00:02:12,464 Jormungandr: Please welcome the great Odin. 47 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:15,450 Next to introduce, the goddess of the dead. 48 00:02:15,527 --> 00:02:18,620 She's "hella" powerful. This is a funny joke 49 00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:21,214 because her name is Hela! 50 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:24,125 Also next, look out, he's gonna trick ya. 51 00:02:24,203 --> 00:02:26,127 Please welcome the trickster god, 52 00:02:26,205 --> 00:02:29,189 who is named Loki! 53 00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:33,468 Ha ha ha ha! Tyrannis: That's his thing? 54 00:02:33,545 --> 00:02:35,136 He does tricks? Stupendous: Lame. 55 00:02:35,214 --> 00:02:37,063 Do these guys even have a war god? 56 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:39,065 Jormungandr: Also next, the god of thunder. 57 00:02:39,142 --> 00:02:40,734 Please welcome... 58 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:43,553 [Thunderclap] Thor! 59 00:02:43,555 --> 00:02:45,813 Stupendous: Whoa! Tyrannis: Stupe, are you OK? 60 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:49,001 Stupendous: I think I just got in touch with my straight side. 61 00:02:49,077 --> 00:02:52,062 -Over here! -Look upon our fair breasts! 62 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:54,398 Thor: Your chests are nearly as beautiful 63 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,324 as my own. Woman: Score! 64 00:02:56,402 --> 00:02:58,159 Tyrannis: So, hypothetically, if this meeting doesn't 65 00:02:58,237 --> 00:02:59,661 go well, what happens? 66 00:02:59,738 --> 00:03:01,663 Deliria: War between Asgard and Olympus. 67 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:03,665 Tyrannis: And is that more of a you problem 68 00:03:03,742 --> 00:03:05,742 or an us problem? Deliria: Well, the war would 69 00:03:05,744 --> 00:03:08,929 go on forever, and mortals would be the first to die. 70 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,914 So if I were you, I'd mingle my ass off. 71 00:03:10,916 --> 00:03:12,416 Tyrannis: Copy that. 72 00:03:12,434 --> 00:03:14,251 Loki: Do you see this little flower, 73 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:15,861 or is it a big flower? 74 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,863 And where are your sandals? 75 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:19,756 [People murmur] 76 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:22,016 -You're not impressed? -Oh, no, it was good. 77 00:03:22,094 --> 00:03:24,018 A good little trick you did there. 78 00:03:24,096 --> 00:03:26,020 Loki: My tricks are not little. I represent chaos. 79 00:03:26,098 --> 00:03:28,022 -Got it, yeah. -For example, 80 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,100 you and I are talking right now, yes? 81 00:03:30,102 --> 00:03:31,693 -That we are. -And you say hello 82 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,528 and expect me to say hello. Tyrannis: Sure. 83 00:03:33,605 --> 00:03:36,456 But instead, I hand you a snake. [Snake hissing] 84 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,442 I am Loki! 85 00:03:38,444 --> 00:03:40,219 Tyrannis: I'm sorry. I'm having a hard time making 86 00:03:40,295 --> 00:03:42,387 that one feel appreciated. 87 00:03:42,464 --> 00:03:44,556 What? What are we looking at so intensely? 88 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,816 Thor: So, what are you the goddess of? 89 00:03:46,818 --> 00:03:48,894 Stupendous: Me? I'm not the goddess of anything. 90 00:03:48,971 --> 00:03:51,638 -Could have fooled me. -[Giggles] 91 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:53,957 I don't know what that was. Hee hee hee! 92 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:56,401 I mean, grrr! I'm a soldier. 93 00:03:56,478 --> 00:03:58,812 Tyrannis: Wow, that looks like it went well. 94 00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:00,906 Stupendous: Oh, yeah, I'm into this guy, and when Stupe aims 95 00:04:00,983 --> 00:04:02,908 to hit something, Stupe don't miss. 96 00:04:02,985 --> 00:04:05,151 The Stuper the berry, the Stuper the fruit. 97 00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:07,153 You feel me? Deliria: Thor? 98 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,155 I wouldn't if I were you. Been there, done that. 99 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:11,157 He and I had a thing back in the day. 100 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,568 I mean, if you're into sloppy seconds, have at it. 101 00:04:13,645 --> 00:04:15,403 Tyrannis: Mother, what the hell was that? 102 00:04:15,481 --> 00:04:17,497 Deliria: What? I'm offering advice to my daughter. 103 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:19,316 Tyrannis: No, you're sex-blocking her. 104 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:20,984 We need a better word for that. 105 00:04:20,986 --> 00:04:22,594 Deliria: It's for her own good. 106 00:04:22,746 --> 00:04:24,654 A mother looks after her daughter in these matters. 107 00:04:24,656 --> 00:04:26,448 Tyrannis: So you genital-preventing 108 00:04:26,525 --> 00:04:28,934 your own daughter had nothing to do with jealousy? 109 00:04:29,011 --> 00:04:30,435 -Jealousy? -You watched him flirt 110 00:04:30,512 --> 00:04:32,104 with her, and I watched you watching. 111 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,921 Deliria: So we both like watching things. 112 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:35,607 Look at us and our kinks. 113 00:04:35,684 --> 00:04:37,609 If anything, he was trying to make me jealous. 114 00:04:37,686 --> 00:04:40,946 That's exactly the kind of mind game I want to protect her from. 115 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:43,431 -Hello, Thor. -Oh, hi. 116 00:04:44,693 --> 00:04:46,618 Hippocampus: I can't believe Ty and Stupe got invited 117 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:49,195 to that thing just 'cause they're "demi-gods." 118 00:04:49,272 --> 00:04:51,348 I mean, they were born with legs. 119 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:53,199 Isn't that enough? Shlub: Screw that party. 120 00:04:53,276 --> 00:04:55,869 We'll have fun together. We should go and have a drink. 121 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:57,537 Hippocampus: Eh, maybe. 122 00:04:57,614 --> 00:04:59,631 I might just blow up some stuff and call it a night. 123 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:02,542 Shlub: Oh, look, the Norse gods brought trolls with them. 124 00:05:02,694 --> 00:05:05,028 Hippocampus: Those are trolls? Those guys are evil. 125 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:06,696 And I heard if you get one to bleed, 126 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:08,307 their blood turns to gold. 127 00:05:08,383 --> 00:05:10,367 We should mess him up. We should drain him. 128 00:05:10,369 --> 00:05:13,294 Shlub: You would kill someone for money just like that? 129 00:05:13,372 --> 00:05:16,222 Hippocampus: A troll? Hell yeah. The world would thank us. 130 00:05:16,299 --> 00:05:18,708 Shlub: That sounds way too self-satisfied. 131 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:20,301 Hippocampus: Self-satisfied? 132 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:22,136 Are we not talking about trolls here? 133 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,990 Is this how I find out my dad loves trolls? 134 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:27,551 They eat children! Shlub: You don't get it because 135 00:05:27,553 --> 00:05:29,235 you don't drink with people. Hippocampus: You're going 136 00:05:29,312 --> 00:05:31,905 to highroad me for not being a drunk now? 137 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:33,740 Shlub: It's a vibe, and one you'd do well 138 00:05:33,817 --> 00:05:36,150 to spend some time in. Hippocampus: Spend some time? 139 00:05:36,228 --> 00:05:38,152 Who the hell else do you drink with? 140 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:40,172 Shlub: I've had drinks with ogres, with krakens. 141 00:05:40,248 --> 00:05:42,232 There's a monster in Africa that's just a horse 142 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:44,751 with a long neck, and I've had drinks with those guys. 143 00:05:44,828 --> 00:05:46,345 Hippocampus: You're talking about giraffes? 144 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:48,680 Giraffes are peaceful. -They're absolute monsters. 145 00:05:48,757 --> 00:05:50,998 Their master plan starts with convincing you fellows 146 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,742 they're just animals, but trust me. 147 00:05:52,744 --> 00:05:55,002 They'll grow whatever it takes to eat everything. 148 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,689 -OK, fine! -And yet, and yet! 149 00:05:57,766 --> 00:05:59,249 I've sat down and had a drink 150 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,360 with one, and we found common ground. 151 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:03,587 Hippocampus: So you're telling me if I sit down and drink 152 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:06,590 with a fricking troll, I'll come away from that 153 00:06:06,592 --> 00:06:08,724 not thinking he's a complete piece of crap? 154 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,276 Shlub: Why don't we find out? 155 00:06:10,353 --> 00:06:12,371 Excuse me, my friend and I were 156 00:06:12,447 --> 00:06:16,208 just talking about how much we hate bridge trespassers. 157 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:19,269 Troll: Oh, don't get me started! I mean, hello! 158 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:22,047 A bridge is not just some friggin' pile of rocks 159 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:25,867 for you to walk over. It's someone's home! 160 00:06:25,944 --> 00:06:27,127 Deliria: Thor, old friend. 161 00:06:27,203 --> 00:06:28,778 Thor: Oh, hello. 162 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,889 Would you like me to look upon your breasts now? 163 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:32,982 -Darling, it's me. -Have we met? 164 00:06:32,984 --> 00:06:34,559 Deliria: You can stop the charade now. 165 00:06:34,636 --> 00:06:37,120 I dumped you, and I'm sorry if you can't get over it. 166 00:06:37,122 --> 00:06:39,731 Thor: I'm so sorry. I really have no recollection. 167 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,384 You are saying you and me, we... 168 00:06:43,462 --> 00:06:45,404 -You are joking. -I'm very bad at joking. 169 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,723 I do know one joke, though. A man has accidentally 170 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,725 eaten the feces of his teacher. 171 00:06:50,802 --> 00:06:53,227 It's funny because in our language, the word 172 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:55,321 for teacher, man, feces, eaten, and accidentally 173 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:57,641 all sound almost identical! 174 00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:59,584 Deliria: We had sex for hundreds of years! 175 00:06:59,661 --> 00:07:03,088 You called me Spanky Tush! I called you Mr. Lollipop! 176 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:05,832 Thor: This does not ring a bell, or as we say, 177 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:07,500 "gut a fish." 178 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:09,911 Deliria: Pretending he doesn't remember me? 179 00:07:09,988 --> 00:07:12,172 Can you believe the lies this guy tells? 180 00:07:12,248 --> 00:07:14,099 Tyrannis: Well, maybe he actually doesn't remember you. 181 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:16,176 Deliria: Oh, he remembers me, and he'll do the same thing 182 00:07:16,252 --> 00:07:18,495 to her, and she won't be able to handle it. 183 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:20,421 Tyrannis: Oh, right, this is something you can handle, 184 00:07:20,499 --> 00:07:23,442 which is why you're so angry. -Don't change the subject! 185 00:07:23,518 --> 00:07:25,444 This is about Stupendous, and he does not get 186 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,520 to do this to me-- I mean, her. 187 00:07:27,597 --> 00:07:29,189 That meant nothing. I mix up my words sometimes, 188 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:31,841 like "horse" and "fish." I did that once. 189 00:07:31,843 --> 00:07:33,618 Tyrannis: Mother, you are flailing right now, 190 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:36,103 and I'm not judging. I know exactly what you're feeling. 191 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:38,957 You're feeling weak, irrelevant, like everyone knows 192 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,775 you wet the bed, as a random hypothetical, 193 00:07:40,852 --> 00:07:43,295 and the minute you demand they stop thinking you wet beds-- 194 00:07:43,371 --> 00:07:46,189 again hypothetically, you've put yourself in a spiral 195 00:07:46,191 --> 00:07:48,300 that ends with you walking around with your sheets, 196 00:07:48,376 --> 00:07:50,952 making everyone smell them to confirm there's no urine. 197 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:54,531 Which is pathetic, or would be if anyone had ever done it. 198 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:57,200 Deliria: What are you saying, besides you wet beds? 199 00:07:57,202 --> 00:07:59,202 Tyrannis: The minute you start penis-deflecting 200 00:07:59,204 --> 00:08:01,204 your own daughter, you're headed into trouble. 201 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:03,389 Deliria: Not if I'm headed into awesome. 202 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:04,816 Horse exit! 203 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:07,152 See? 204 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:11,397 Athena: Hela, fair warning. 205 00:08:11,399 --> 00:08:13,233 I will have your brother tonight. 206 00:08:13,235 --> 00:08:16,328 -Not if I get there first. -Uh, I have wings on my feet. 207 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,738 I get everywhere first. Hela: It looks like you may be 208 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:22,242 too late, as my brother has already chosen a bed partner. 209 00:08:22,318 --> 00:08:24,151 Thor: I'm so curious about you, 210 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,004 like, what's your deepest fear? Tell me. 211 00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:28,322 Stupendous: Pretty much a tie between nothing and nobody. 212 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,491 What's yours? Thor: Mine is that I will fall 213 00:08:30,569 --> 00:08:34,087 onto an upturned chair and be penetrated by one of its legs. 214 00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:36,756 -Yeah, that would haunt me. -But my biggest fear 215 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:40,018 is I'm afraid of not kissing you. 216 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:41,928 Deliria: Oh, hello there. 217 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:43,930 I brought drinks for the lovebirds. 218 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:45,598 -Mom. -There are some who say gods 219 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:48,009 should only be with gods, but you're not afraid 220 00:08:48,086 --> 00:08:50,603 to date beneath you. Love wins. 221 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,589 -Mom. -I'm excited by how strong 222 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:55,275 your daughter is. Deliria: For a mortal, sure. 223 00:08:55,351 --> 00:08:57,035 She was strong even as a baby. You would have been 224 00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:59,037 several million years old by then. 225 00:08:59,114 --> 00:09:00,597 Does that trouble you, 226 00:09:00,615 --> 00:09:03,357 the almost incalculable age difference? 227 00:09:03,435 --> 00:09:05,118 Tyrannis: Mom, isn't there a city you could be blowing up? 228 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:07,937 Or look, this servant spilled a drink on you. 229 00:09:07,939 --> 00:09:09,697 -No, I didn't. -Seems like a problem 230 00:09:09,775 --> 00:09:12,199 that demands all of your attention right now. 231 00:09:12,277 --> 00:09:14,035 Doesn't she deserve to be a goat? 232 00:09:14,112 --> 00:09:16,203 I know I'd love to see it. Deliria: I'm fine, Ty. 233 00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:18,205 -You're not, Mother. -I hear you're looking 234 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,117 to couple up. I have every set of genitals, 235 00:09:21,119 --> 00:09:24,145 and they are fresh. Deliria: Get off me, worm. 236 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,957 [Goat bleats] 237 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:30,217 Troll: So then this mermaid goes, 238 00:09:30,295 --> 00:09:32,053 "Well, you're my first troll, 239 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,464 so I guess we're both new at this." 240 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:36,557 [All laugh] 241 00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:38,726 Troll: But I didn't love her, which is why I had to 242 00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:42,138 toss her back. I knew I couldn't give her what she needed. 243 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:44,657 Shlub: Sounds like you did the honorable thing. 244 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,901 Hippocampus: Yup, yup, so lemme ask you something, Grarg, 245 00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:49,904 speaking of love, and I see you're a real romantic... 246 00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:51,815 Grarg: That I am. That I am. 247 00:09:51,817 --> 00:09:53,983 Hippocampus: Would you say that maybe not all people 248 00:09:53,985 --> 00:09:56,002 should be loved the same amount automatically? 249 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:58,321 Grarg: Now you're talking my language. 250 00:09:58,323 --> 00:10:00,932 Hippocampus: Interesting. So what do you think about 251 00:10:01,009 --> 00:10:04,994 this concept of some people being better than others? 252 00:10:04,996 --> 00:10:06,830 -Are we cool? -Well, I mean, 253 00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:09,849 don't say anything you wouldn't say among friends. 254 00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:12,927 Grarg: Well, it sounds like you guys are talking about... 255 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,261 mothers. 256 00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:16,339 -Wait. Mothers? -Mothers deserve 257 00:10:16,341 --> 00:10:18,191 to be lifted above everyone. 258 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:20,193 They give us life, they nourish us, 259 00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:22,770 and what do we do in return? We take 'em for granted. 260 00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:26,015 They should be cherished, every last one of them. 261 00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:28,518 Shlub: Absolutely. And I'm not even winking. 262 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,854 Grarg: If I could have my mom back for one day, 263 00:10:30,856 --> 00:10:32,464 you know what I would do? 264 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,281 Anything she wanted. 265 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,527 Hippocampus: To mothers! Odin: To Olympus! 266 00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:40,363 I see friendships forming. Love blossoming. 267 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:42,974 My boy Thor's made a new friend, looks like. 268 00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:46,627 And mutual respect between our two god-doms! 269 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:49,539 -Hear, hear! -And even though you guys really 270 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,708 borked our Yggdrasil Tree, which is, like, the single 271 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:54,486 most sacred--but whatever. I'm past it, I'm past it. 272 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:56,896 You guys are cool, we're cool, I'm cool. 273 00:10:56,973 --> 00:10:59,549 Anyway, Skol! All: Skol! 274 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:02,068 Tyrannis: Hey, come on, Mom. Let this one go. 275 00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:03,720 War's been averted, they're letting go 276 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:06,406 of all the tree silliness, and look how happy Stupe is. 277 00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:08,500 They're clearly hitting it off. Stupe: Ha ha ha ha! 278 00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:11,485 Wait, the feces came from his teacher? 279 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,154 That is hilarious! 280 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:15,489 -She's making a huge mistake. -What if she's not? 281 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,158 For that matter, what if she is? 282 00:11:17,235 --> 00:11:18,659 It doesn't take away from you at all. 283 00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:20,512 You're still hot, and I don't need anyone 284 00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:22,830 unpacking that. It's an objective compliment. 285 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,424 Deliria: This isn't about me. I need to prove 286 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,426 he remembers having sex with me. 287 00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:28,261 Tyrannis: That sounds like it's very much about you. 288 00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:30,355 Loki: There you are. Tell me, Mr. King, 289 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,006 do you like snakes? Tyrannis: No, 290 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,433 we already established I don't. 291 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,251 Loki: Then why are you drinking one? 292 00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:36,920 Tyrannis: Aah! [Chuckles] 293 00:11:36,922 --> 00:11:40,181 That's very clever, but we're having a discussion here. 294 00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:42,183 Loki: What discussion can be more important 295 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:45,111 than your missing sandals? Where could they be? 296 00:11:45,188 --> 00:11:47,280 Inside of this snake? 297 00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:49,115 Tyrannis: It's fun. It's very fun stuff. 298 00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:51,284 You do a lot with snakes and sandals, I see, 299 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,120 but my mother and I are talking about a family matter. 300 00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:56,122 Loki: Yes, I've heard. You have been spurned 301 00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:58,082 by a lover. Tyrannis: It's fine. She's fine. 302 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,293 Loki: One time, my lover chose another man. 303 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,870 Then do you know what I did? I made myself look exactly 304 00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:05,706 like this other man and made love to her as him. 305 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:07,708 [Chuckles] 306 00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:09,877 The look on her face when I revealed myself. 307 00:12:09,955 --> 00:12:12,230 It was delicious revenge! 308 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,457 Tyrannis: To get your girlfriend to have sex with you, thinking 309 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,976 you were someone better? Am I missing something cultural? 310 00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:18,644 Loki: It was chaotic power! 311 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:21,055 She will never forget what I did to her that day! 312 00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:23,633 Tyrannis: And this was a burn on her, not you? 313 00:12:23,651 --> 00:12:25,485 -I'm going to get more snakes. -There is something 314 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,637 to what he's saying. Tyrannis: Are you kidding? 315 00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:29,489 You want to turn yourself into Stupendous 316 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,641 and have sex with Thor? Deliria: Of course not, 317 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:33,493 but if Thor thinks I'm Stupendous, 318 00:12:33,569 --> 00:12:35,754 he'll tell her things he refuses to tell me. 319 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,589 Namely that he remembers. 320 00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:39,682 Tyrannis: I will not let you do this. It is petty, 321 00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:41,985 embarrassing, and messed-up. And there's consent issues. 322 00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:44,078 Deliria: As petty, embarrassing, and messed-up 323 00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:46,656 as breaking a tree and pretending you didn't? 324 00:12:46,658 --> 00:12:49,416 Tyrannis: Wait. You knew? Why haven't you told anyone? 325 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,344 Deliria: Because we are a family, and families 326 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,346 let each other do petty, embarrassing, 327 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,515 and messed-up things if they want. 328 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:57,333 Tyrannis: Aren't families supposed to save each other 329 00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,518 from themselves? Deliria: I don't have 330 00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,336 the slightest idea what families do. 331 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,188 -But you just said that-- -Let me put it this way: 332 00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:04,491 You out me, I out you. 333 00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:07,952 So, unless you have more integrity than me, 334 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,705 I have a trick to play. 335 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:15,018 All: ♪ Well, he reached for the door ♪ 336 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:17,186 ♪ And his willy hit the floor ♪ 337 00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:20,540 ♪ And that's why they call him Johnson! ♪ 338 00:13:20,616 --> 00:13:22,708 Grarg: You know what I never thought about? 339 00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:25,378 So that song presupposes a world 340 00:13:25,454 --> 00:13:29,307 where the nickname Johnson exists before the guy with the-- 341 00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:31,309 Hippocampus: Oh, my God! I'm a super-genius, 342 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:34,128 and I never even thought of that! 343 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:37,482 Grarg: That's why you can only sing it when you're wasted. 344 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:39,208 Shlub: He's funny! You see that? 345 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,211 Funny, thoughtful, a man full of surprises. 346 00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:46,140 Hippocampus: That he is. [All laugh] 347 00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:47,992 Grarg: I know I'm just drinking to escape. 348 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,053 You wanna know my darkest secret? 349 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:52,055 Shlub: Sounds very vulnerable. 350 00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:54,148 Hippocampus: And yet dark. Grarg: I'm in love 351 00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:56,225 with my best friend's girlfriend. 352 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:58,227 Shlub: The mermaid? Grarg: No! 353 00:13:58,246 --> 00:14:00,171 Connie was just a distraction. 354 00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:03,842 Her name is Grelda, but she's never gonna leave Grunk. 355 00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:06,678 Is this gonna be enough food? 356 00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:10,756 All: ♪ Malog mog mog, den malog grog grog ♪ 357 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:15,002 ♪ Den malog mog grog grog penis! 358 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,429 Shlub: And when all is said and done, we are 359 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,839 just guys, singing about our parts. 360 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,674 Hippocampus: You know what, Grarg? Grarg. 361 00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,344 Grarg, come in close. I'm glad I got to know you. 362 00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:26,589 Grarg: Same, but now I gotta drain you. 363 00:14:26,591 --> 00:14:28,700 Hippocampus: What? 364 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:35,264 Deliria as Stupe: Hey, I got some of this yeasty swill, 365 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:38,451 which I love, because I'm Stupe! 366 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,044 [Gulps, belches] 367 00:14:40,121 --> 00:14:42,605 I love how much gas is in it. 368 00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:44,273 Thor: This reminds me of another joke. 369 00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,275 A milkmaid goes to fetch some water, 370 00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:49,278 and her cow lifts her skirt with its flatulence. 371 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,447 This is funny because once again-- 372 00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:53,282 Deliria as Stupe: Hilarious. I'm Stupe. 373 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:56,377 I talk plain. Ha ha! Butts. 374 00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:59,138 So I have a question. You and my mom, you were 375 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:01,791 just messing with her, right? You and her had a thing 376 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,051 that you remember, right? Tyrannis: Mother, I thought 377 00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:05,795 about it, and I cannot let you do this. 378 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:08,406 Thor: You are mistaking your sister for your mother, 379 00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:10,909 which is very amusing because-- 380 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,911 Deliria as Stupe: Ty, don't get in the way here. 381 00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:15,079 I'm Stupe, and Thor was just about 382 00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,657 to tell me something about our mother. 383 00:15:17,659 --> 00:15:19,400 Tyrannis: Don't listen to her. She's my dumb mother, 384 00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:21,327 about to do a very dumb thing. 385 00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:23,404 Deliria: What did we say about keeping quiet? 386 00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:25,572 Thor: Stop! Stop this! Both: Stay out of this! 387 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:28,092 Thor: Oof! Aah! [Deliria and Tyrannis groan] 388 00:15:28,169 --> 00:15:29,427 Stupendous: Hey, I got us some 389 00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:33,598 of that swill I like-- What the hell! 390 00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:38,177 Tyrannis: Wait, so Norse gods can die? 391 00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:40,012 You're telling me that the canonical real story 392 00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:42,682 of the beloved god Thor is now that he died at a party 393 00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:45,426 on Mt. Olympus when the goddess Deliria shoved him and he got 394 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,112 fatally penetrated by a chair? Deliria: Yes. 395 00:15:48,189 --> 00:15:49,689 Stupendous: What the hell were you thinking?! 396 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,358 Deliria: I wasn't thinking. Aah! What is this feeling? 397 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:54,193 There's a feeling in my stomach. 398 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:55,954 -Is it like a pit? -Yes, 399 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,347 like a pit of bad. A badness in my stomach. 400 00:15:58,349 --> 00:16:01,200 -Yes, that's called shame. -Which you should be feeling! 401 00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:03,628 Tyrannis: I warned you about it, but the more pressing issue is 402 00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:05,463 the probable end of humanity. 403 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,356 Oh, let me see if I can fix this. 404 00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:10,209 Is--is there a way we can make this look heroic? 405 00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:13,304 Ah, OK, OK. He's not impaled on a chair. 406 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:16,365 He was stabbed. That's a little better. 407 00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:19,368 Hey, he--he fought valiantly... [Grunting] 408 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,370 against... 409 00:16:21,372 --> 00:16:23,130 a mouse. 410 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,541 No, a giant mouse, who, 411 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:30,363 after killing Thor, was cursed forever to be small. 412 00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:34,641 They're never gonna buy this, are they? 413 00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,553 Odin: My brave son did everything he could, 414 00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:40,056 but the giant mouse proved too powerful. 415 00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:42,667 We're told he fought bravely, but alas, 416 00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:44,651 this was the giant mouse's day. 417 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:47,063 Tyrannis: I knew we'd pull this off. The peace holds, 418 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:49,323 and they've got themselves a great little story. 419 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,068 Maybe sometimes a price doesn't have to be paid. 420 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,495 Deliria: Aah! 421 00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:56,848 Odin: Such is the legacy of Thor, 422 00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:58,850 God of Thunder, 423 00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,685 killed by a giant mouse. 424 00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:03,021 Deliria: Aah! 425 00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:05,189 Very sorry. 426 00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,675 Odin: That's actually kind of cool. 427 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:10,677 Deliria: Aah! 428 00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:12,271 It's this thing in my stomach. 429 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,273 I get a little relief when I scream fire, 430 00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:16,016 but it just comes right back. 431 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,277 Wah! Tyrannis: God, I'm telling you, 432 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,946 that is shame. You did something shameful. 433 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:22,765 Deliria: Fine, let's call it shame. 434 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,267 I just need to get rid of it. Should I set fire 435 00:17:24,269 --> 00:17:26,602 to more things? Whoa! Tyrannis: It won't work, 436 00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:28,212 Trust me. I'm no stranger to it. 437 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:30,773 I'm carrying a fair amount of shame at all times. 438 00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:32,533 -So help me get rid of it. -As far as I know, 439 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,053 there's only one way that's even halfway reliable. 440 00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,613 Face your daughter. -Am I spitting fire on her? 441 00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,223 Stupendous: I'll just deflect it. 442 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,133 We can do this all day. 443 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,061 Tyrannis: No, you're not spitting fire on her. 444 00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:45,063 Just say the words "I'm sorry." 445 00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:47,714 -Do I have to mean them? -Start by saying them. 446 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,049 Deliria: I'm sorry. 447 00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:50,626 Oh, that does feel slightly better. 448 00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,219 Stupendous: Maybe try meaning it. 449 00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,221 Deliria: I'm sorry... 450 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:56,557 that I can't mean it any more than this, 451 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,910 but I am willing to say it. I'm sorry. 452 00:17:58,986 --> 00:18:01,061 Stupendous: It's a start. Tyrannis: And now, I'm afraid 453 00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:03,656 both of us have to come clean with those guys. 454 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:07,901 Deliria: My son and I have an announcement. 455 00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:09,903 Grunk: Let's drain the fish first. 456 00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:11,905 Hippocampus: Drain me? Why? 457 00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:14,500 Grunk: The word under the bridge is your blood gets us high. 458 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:16,319 Hippocampus: You don't even know? 459 00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:17,820 You're draining me on spec?! 460 00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,338 Shlub: You people are terrible. 461 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:21,157 Grarg: Yeah. We're trolls. 462 00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:22,992 Hippocampus: Dad, now you're saying they're bad? 463 00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:24,827 Shlub: Yes, because he didn't play fair. 464 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:27,105 Hippocampus: Oh, hilarious! You hear that, Grarg? 465 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,941 You didn't play by the rules of getting wasted! 466 00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:32,518 Shlub: Grarg, friend, come on, please. 467 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:35,187 You felt something. We sang fun songs. 468 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:37,782 Hippocampus: Grarg, Grarg, come on, find it, find it, man! 469 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:39,342 Shlub: I said giraffes are the worst. 470 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,344 You agreed. Grarg: They are. 471 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:42,769 Hippocampus: You cried on my shoulder. 472 00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:45,348 The thing with that girl, your best friend's wife. 473 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,350 What's her name? Grelda! Grunk: Grelda? 474 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,352 You slept with Grarg? 475 00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:50,962 Grarg: She loves me more! [Grunting] 476 00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:54,023 Grunk: You bastard! Grelda: Don't hurt him! 477 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:56,375 Shlub: This is probably our best chance. 478 00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:59,453 Hippocampus: Yep. [Punches landing, trolls grunt] 479 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,955 [Both panting] 480 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,883 Hippocampus: Wow! That was freaky. 481 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,885 Shlub, chuckling: Nice memory! 482 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:08,295 Hippocampus: You know what, Dad? We should drink more often. 483 00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:12,024 Shlub: Yes, that's my fishy boy! 484 00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:22,994 Tyrannis: I really appreciate you giving us the chance 485 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:25,479 to make things right. Deliria: And I'm sorry 486 00:19:25,556 --> 00:19:27,498 I killed your son. Loki: It was the ultimate trick. 487 00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:29,742 Deliria: No, it wasn't. It was shameful. 488 00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:32,170 and tricks are stupid. 489 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,325 Odin: Thank you for repairing our tree, 490 00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:41,253 and to be honest, I never quite clicked with Thor, 491 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,756 so, yeah, this matter is closed. 492 00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:46,258 Thor should be up there now if you want to see him. 493 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,744 Stupendous: You don't have to ask me twice. 494 00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:50,504 Tyrannis: So, he is immortal? 495 00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:54,358 Odin: No, he's dead, but you can go up and he can come down. 496 00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:56,677 Tyrannis: You've got a very flexible ontology here. 497 00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:58,696 Odin: Wait. It's been bothering me all night. 498 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:01,257 You look familiar. Spanky Tush? 499 00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:04,869 Deliria: Mr. Lollipop? Odin: Yes! 500 00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,445 It was us who had sex! 501 00:20:06,447 --> 00:20:08,706 I disguised myself as my son Thor 502 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:11,951 because I saw you were attracted to him, which made me jealous. 503 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:14,103 Deliria: Oh, that makes so much more sense! 504 00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:15,788 I told you no one would have forgotten me. 505 00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:17,790 Tyrannis: Yes, Mother, no one would have forgotten you, 506 00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:20,960 but somehow, I forgot that all gods are sociopaths. 507 00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:22,962 Odin: This reminds me of a joke. 508 00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:24,722 Deliria: We don't need to hear it. 509 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:28,059 Tyrannis: Well, love is in the air. Anyone up for-- 510 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:32,230 Ladies: We're busy. Tyrannis: OK, copy that. 511 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:35,975 Odin: A toast! 512 00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:38,127 To my brave son Thor, who is 513 00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:41,405 canonically dead now. All: Skol! 514 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,557 Odin: All in all, it was a good trip. 515 00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:45,892 Hela, I hear you hooked up with Apollo. 516 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:47,912 Hela: He was baby soft. 517 00:20:47,989 --> 00:20:50,456 Odin: And, Loki, amazing work down there. 518 00:20:50,491 --> 00:20:53,476 You did some of your best stuff. Heh heh heh! Did you guys see 519 00:20:53,478 --> 00:20:55,586 when that one guy's drink turned into snakes? 520 00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:57,480 And then his whole chair turned into snakes! 521 00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:59,815 [Laughter] Odin: So many snakes! 522 00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:01,850 Tyrannis: That's his thing? He does tricks? 523 00:21:01,852 --> 00:21:04,929 No, it's good, a good little trick you did there. 524 00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:07,006 I'm just trying to get my head around it. 525 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:08,933 [Laughter continues] 526 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:12,161 Loki: My next trick will be Ragnarok! 527 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:14,346 The sky darkening, monsters from all corners 528 00:21:14,423 --> 00:21:17,591 of the earth converging on Asgard, all the gods dying, 529 00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:21,762 and the sun and stars falling into the sea! 530 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:24,198 [Silence, one man coughing] 531 00:21:26,861 --> 00:21:29,936 Hela: Does anyone want more fish? 532 00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,331 Man: Did you get any of that? 533 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,335 Woman: Bento. [All cheer]