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Tyrannis: So you say
the wolves around here

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are really that big?

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Harpy:
Oh, the biggest,

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big as, like,
3 normal wolves.

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Tyrannis: And I can kill one
with this sideways bow?

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There! I see one!

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Holy moly, he's big.
[Wolf snarling]

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Will I be able to carry it?
It's very important

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that I carry it on my shoulders
as I enter town.

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[Wolf roars]

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Come on!
He's getting away!

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Harpy: We should not cross
the border

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into the northern world.

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Tyrannis:
I'm sure it's fine.

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Let's get this bastard.

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Harpy: Careful.
That tree is sacred.

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How sacred would you say?

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[Theme music playing]

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[Singers chanting]

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Singers: Whoo!

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Tyrannis: The Norse gods
are coming here?

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Why?
What's that about?

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Does anyone know
what it might be about?

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Deliria: Someone broke
their sacred tree

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using an arrow tipped
with Olympian steel.

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Tyrannis: Wow, I wouldn't have
even thought they have trees.

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How sacred is this one
exactly?

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Deliria: It connects
Valhalla and Hel.

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They have two places you go
when you die,

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depending on whether you're
"good" or "bad."

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It's way too confusing.
I mean, you're dead.

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How good can you be?

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Stupendous: But why do we
have to be here?

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Aw, crap! Are we food?
Deliria: No,

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the Norse gods get pissy
if there isn't a huge crowd.

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[Thunderclap]

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[Majestic music playing]

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Jormungandr: Ladies and
gentlemen, I introduce to you,

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coming today from Asgard, the
greatest city in the universe...

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Deliria: Wrong.
Jormungandr: the gods

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of the northern world!

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First to be introduced,
the father of all the gods,

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protector of heroes
who join him

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when they die.
Stupendous: If they're dead,

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he didn't protect them
much, did he?

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Jormungandr: Please welcome
the great Odin.

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Next to introduce,
the goddess of the dead.

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She's "hella" powerful.
This is a funny joke

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because her name is Hela!

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Also next, look out,
he's gonna trick ya.

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Please welcome
the trickster god,

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who is named Loki!

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Ha ha ha ha!
Tyrannis: That's his thing?

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He does tricks?
Stupendous: Lame.

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Do these guys even have
a war god?

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Jormungandr: Also next,
the god of thunder.

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Please welcome...

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[Thunderclap]
Thor!

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Stupendous: Whoa!
Tyrannis: Stupe, are you OK?

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Stupendous: I think I just got
in touch with my straight side.

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- Over here!
- Look upon our fair breasts!

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Thor: Your chests are
nearly as beautiful

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as my own.
Woman: Score!

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Tyrannis: So, hypothetically,
if this meeting doesn't

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go well, what happens?

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Deliria: War between Asgard
and Olympus.

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Tyrannis: And is that more
of a you problem

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or an us problem?
Deliria: Well, the war would

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go on forever, and mortals
would be the first to die.

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So if I were you,
I'd mingle my ass off.

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Tyrannis: Copy that.

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Loki: Do you see
this little flower,

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or is it a big flower?

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And where are
your sandals?

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[People murmur]

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- You're not impressed?
- Oh, no, it was good.

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A good little trick
you did there.

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Loki: My tricks are not little.
I represent chaos.

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- Got it, yeah.
- For example,

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you and I are talking
right now, yes?

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- That we are.
- And you say hello

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and expect me to say hello.
Tyrannis: Sure.

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But instead, I hand you a snake.
[Snake hissing]

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I am Loki!

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Tyrannis: I'm sorry.
I'm having a hard time making

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that one feel appreciated.

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What? What are we looking at
so intensely?

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Thor: So, what are you
the goddess of?

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Stupendous: Me? I'm not
the goddess of anything.

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- Could have fooled me.
- [Giggles]

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I don't know what that was.
Hee hee hee!

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I mean, grrr!
I'm a soldier.

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Tyrannis: Wow, that looks
like it went well.

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Stupendous: Oh, yeah, I'm into
this guy, and when Stupe aims

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to hit something,
Stupe don't miss.

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The Stuper the berry,
the Stuper the fruit.

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You feel me?
Deliria: Thor?

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I wouldn't if I were you.
Been there, done that.

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He and I had a thing
back in the day.

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I mean, if you're into
sloppy seconds, have at it.

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Tyrannis: Mother,
what the hell was that?

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Deliria: What? I'm offering
advice to my daughter.

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Tyrannis: No, you're
sex-blocking her.

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We need a better word
for that.

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Deliria:
It's for her own good.

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A mother looks after
her daughter in these matters.

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Tyrannis:
So you genital-preventing

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your own daughter had nothing
to do with jealousy?

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- Jealousy?
- You watched him flirt

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with her, and I watched
you watching.

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Deliria: So we both like
watching things.

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Look at us
and our kinks.

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If anything, he was trying
to make me jealous.

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That's exactly the kind of mind
game I want to protect her from.

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- Hello, Thor.
- Oh, hi.

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Hippocampus: I can't believe Ty
and Stupe got invited

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to that thing just 'cause
they're "demi-gods."

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I mean, they were born
with legs.

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Isn't that enough?
Shlub: Screw that party.

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We'll have fun together.
We should go and have a drink.

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Hippocampus: Eh, maybe.

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I might just blow up some stuff
and call it a night.

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Shlub: Oh, look, the Norse gods
brought trolls with them.

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Hippocampus: Those are trolls?
Those guys are evil.

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And I heard if you get one
to bleed,

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their blood turns to gold.

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We should mess him up.
We should drain him.

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Shlub: You would kill someone
for money just like that?

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Hippocampus: A troll? Hell yeah.
The world would thank us.

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Shlub: That sounds
way too self-satisfied.

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Hippocampus: Self-satisfied?

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Are we not talking
about trolls here?

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Is this how I find out
my dad loves trolls?

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They eat children!
Shlub: You don't get it because

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you don't drink with people.
Hippocampus: You're going

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to highroad me for not
being a drunk now?

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Shlub: It's a vibe,
and one you'd do well

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to spend some time in.
Hippocampus: Spend some time?

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Who the hell else do you
drink with?

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Shlub: I've had drinks
with ogres, with krakens.

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There's a monster in Africa
that's just a horse

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with a long neck, and I've had
drinks with those guys.

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Hippocampus: You're talking
about giraffes?

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Giraffes are peaceful.
- They're absolute monsters.

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Their master plan starts
with convincing you fellows

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they're just animals,
but trust me.

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They'll grow whatever it takes
to eat everything.

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- OK, fine!
- And yet, and yet!

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I've sat down
and had a drink

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with one, and we found
common ground.

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Hippocampus: So you're telling
me if I sit down and drink

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with a fricking troll,
I'll come away from that

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not thinking he's
a complete piece of crap?

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Shlub: Why don't we
find out?

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Excuse me,
my friend and I were

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just talking about how much we
hate bridge trespassers.

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Troll: Oh, don't get me started!
I mean, hello!

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A bridge is not just
some friggin' pile of rocks

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for you to walk over.
It's someone's home!

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Deliria:
Thor, old friend.

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Thor: Oh, hello.

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Would you like me to look
upon your breasts now?

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- Darling, it's me.
- Have we met?

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Deliria: You can stop
the charade now.

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I dumped you, and I'm sorry
if you can't get over it.

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Thor: I'm so sorry.
I really have no recollection.

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You are saying you
and me, we...

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- You are joking.
- I'm very bad at joking.

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I do know one joke, though.
A man has accidentally

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eaten the feces
of his teacher.

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It's funny because
in our language, the word

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for teacher, man, feces,
eaten, and accidentally

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all sound
almost identical!

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Deliria: We had sex
for hundreds of years!

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You called me Spanky Tush!
I called you Mr. Lollipop!

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Thor: This does not ring
a bell, or as we say,

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"gut a fish."

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Deliria: Pretending he
doesn't remember me?

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Can you believe the lies
this guy tells?

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Tyrannis: Well, maybe he
actually doesn't remember you.

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Deliria: Oh, he remembers me,
and he'll do the same thing

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to her, and she won't
be able to handle it.

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Tyrannis: Oh, right, this is
something you can handle,

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which is why you're so angry.
- Don't change the subject!

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This is about Stupendous,
and he does not get

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to do this to me--
I mean, her.

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That meant nothing.
I mix up my words sometimes,

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like "horse" and "fish."
I did that once.

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Tyrannis: Mother,
you are flailing right now,

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and I'm not judging. I know
exactly what you're feeling.

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You're feeling weak, irrelevant,
like everyone knows

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you wet the bed,
as a random hypothetical,

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and the minute you demand they
stop thinking you wet beds--

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again hypothetically,
you've put yourself in a spiral

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that ends with you walking
around with your sheets,

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making everyone smell them
to confirm there's no urine.

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Which is pathetic, or would be
if anyone had ever done it.

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Deliria: What are you saying,
besides you wet beds?

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Tyrannis: The minute you start
penis-deflecting

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your own daughter,
you're headed into trouble.

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Deliria: Not if I'm headed
into awesome.

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Horse exit!

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See?

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Athena: Hela, fair warning.

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I will have your brother
tonight.

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- Not if I get there first.
- Uh, I have wings on my feet.

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I get everywhere first.
Hela: It looks like you may be

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too late, as my brother has
already chosen a bed partner.

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Thor: I'm so curious
about you,

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like, what's your deepest fear?
Tell me.

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Stupendous: Pretty much a tie
between nothing and nobody.

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What's yours?
Thor: Mine is that I will fall

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onto an upturned chair and be
penetrated by one of its legs.

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- Yeah, that would haunt me.
- But my biggest fear

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is I'm afraid of not
kissing you.

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Deliria:
Oh, hello there.

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I brought drinks
for the lovebirds.

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- Mom.
- There are some who say gods

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should only be with gods,
but you're not afraid

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to date beneath you.
Love wins.

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- Mom.
- I'm excited by how strong

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your daughter is.
Deliria: For a mortal, sure.

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She was strong even as a baby.
You would have been

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several million years old
by then.

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Does that trouble you,

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the almost incalculable
age difference?

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Tyrannis: Mom, isn't there
a city you could be blowing up?

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Or look, this servant spilled
a drink on you.

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- No, I didn't.
- Seems like a problem

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that demands all
of your attention right now.

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Doesn't she deserve
to be a goat?

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I know I'd love to see it.
Deliria: I'm fine, Ty.

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- You're not, Mother.
- I hear you're looking

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to couple up.
I have every set of genitals,

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and they are fresh.
Deliria: Get off me, worm.

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[Goat bleats]

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Troll: So then
this mermaid goes,

238
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"Well, you're
my first troll,

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so I guess we're
both new at this."

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[All laugh]

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Troll: But I didn't love her,
which is why I had to

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toss her back. I knew I couldn't
give her what she needed.

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Shlub: Sounds like you did
the honorable thing.

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Hippocampus: Yup, yup, so lemme
ask you something, Grarg,

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speaking of love, and I see
you're a real romantic...

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Grarg: That I am.
That I am.

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Hippocampus: Would you say
that maybe not all people

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should be loved the same amount
automatically?

249
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Grarg: Now you're talking
my language.

250
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Hippocampus: Interesting.
So what do you think about

251
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:05,545
this concept of some people
being better than others?

252
00:10:05,545 --> 00:10:07,380
- Are we cool?
- Well, I mean,

253
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don't say anything you
wouldn't say among friends.

254
00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:13,527
Grarg: Well, it sounds like you
guys are talking about...

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mothers.

256
00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:16,866
- Wait. Mothers?
- Mothers deserve

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to be lifted
above everyone.

258
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They give us life,
they nourish us,

259
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and what do we do in return?
We take 'em for granted.

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They should be cherished,
every last one of them.

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Shlub: Absolutely.
And I'm not even winking.

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Grarg: If I could have
my mom back for one day,

263
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you know what I would do?

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Anything she wanted.

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Hippocampus: To mothers!
Odin: To Olympus!

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I see friendships forming.
Love blossoming.

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My boy Thor's made
a new friend, looks like.

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And mutual respect
between our two god-doms!

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- Hear, hear!
- And even though you guys really

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borked our Yggdrasil Tree,
which is, like, the single

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most sacred--but whatever.
I'm past it, I'm past it.

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You guys are cool,
we're cool, I'm cool.

273
00:10:57,582 --> 00:11:00,153
Anyway, Skol!
All: Skol!

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00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:02,559
Tyrannis: Hey, come on, Mom.
Let this one go.

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War's been averted,
they're letting go

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of all the tree silliness,
and look how happy Stupe is.

277
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,204
They're clearly hitting it off.
Stupe: Ha ha ha ha!

278
00:11:09,204 --> 00:11:12,143
Wait, the feces came
from his teacher?

279
00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:13,781
That is hilarious!

280
00:11:13,781 --> 00:11:16,151
- She's making a huge mistake.
- What if she's not?

281
00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:17,822
For that matter,
what if she is?

282
00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:19,324
It doesn't take away
from you at all.

283
00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:21,229
You're still hot,
and I don't need anyone

284
00:11:21,229 --> 00:11:23,233
unpacking that.
It's an objective compliment.

285
00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:25,103
Deliria: This isn't about me.
I need to prove

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he remembers having sex
with me.

287
00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:28,978
Tyrannis: That sounds like it's
very much about you.

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00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:30,981
Loki: There you are.
Tell me, Mr. King,

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do you like snakes?
Tyrannis: No,

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we already established
I don't.

291
00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:35,891
Loki: Then why are you
drinking one?

292
00:11:35,891 --> 00:11:37,562
Tyrannis: Aah!
[Chuckles]

293
00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:40,868
That's very clever, but we're
having a discussion here.

294
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,838
Loki: What discussion can be
more important

295
00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:45,811
than your missing sandals?
Where could they be?

296
00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:47,815
Inside of this snake?

297
00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,819
Tyrannis: It's fun.
It's very fun stuff.

298
00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,823
You do a lot with snakes
and sandals, I see,

299
00:11:51,823 --> 00:11:54,829
but my mother and I are talking
about a family matter.

300
00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:56,833
Loki: Yes, I've heard.
You have been spurned

301
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,837
by a lover.
Tyrannis: It's fine. She's fine.

302
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,041
Loki: One time,
my lover chose another man.

303
00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,513
Then do you know what I did?
I made myself look exactly

304
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:06,419
like this other man
and made love to her as him.

305
00:12:06,419 --> 00:12:08,222
[Chuckles]

306
00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:10,595
The look on her face
when I revealed myself.

307
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:13,032
It was delicious revenge!

308
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,169
Tyrannis: To get your girlfriend
to have sex with you, thinking

309
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,709
you were someone better?
Am I missing something cultural?

310
00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:19,377
Loki:
It was chaotic power!

311
00:12:19,377 --> 00:12:21,749
She will never forget what I
did to her that day!

312
00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:24,220
Tyrannis: And this was
a burn on her, not you?

313
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,258
- I'm going to get more snakes.
- There is something

314
00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:28,262
to what he's saying.
Tyrannis: Are you kidding?

315
00:12:28,262 --> 00:12:30,267
You want to turn yourself
into Stupendous

316
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:32,270
and have sex with Thor?
Deliria: Of course not,

317
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,274
but if Thor thinks I'm
Stupendous,

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he'll tell her things he
refuses to tell me.

319
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:38,416
Namely that he remembers.

320
00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,353
Tyrannis: I will not let you
do this. It is petty,

321
00:12:40,353 --> 00:12:42,725
embarrassing, and messed-up.
And there's consent issues.

322
00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,729
Deliria: As petty, embarrassing,
and messed-up

323
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:47,400
as breaking a tree
and pretending you didn't?

324
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,139
Tyrannis: Wait. You knew?
Why haven't you told anyone?

325
00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,110
Deliria: Because we are
a family, and families

326
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,114
let each other do petty,
embarrassing,

327
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,284
and messed-up things
if they want.

328
00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:58,022
Tyrannis: Aren't families
supposed to save each other

329
00:12:58,022 --> 00:12:59,324
from themselves?
Deliria: I don't have

330
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the slightest idea
what families do.

331
00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:02,965
- But you just said that--
- Let me put it this way:

332
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,302
You out me, I out you.

333
00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:08,810
So, unless you have
more integrity than me,

334
00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:11,549
I have a trick to play.

335
00:13:13,821 --> 00:13:15,791
All: ♪ Well, he reached
for the door ♪

336
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,795
♪ And his willy hit
the floor ♪

337
00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:21,335
♪ And that's why they
call him Johnson! ♪

338
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,507
Grarg: You know what I
never thought about?

339
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:26,011
So that song presupposes
a world

340
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:30,019
where the nickname Johnson
exists before the guy with the--

341
00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:32,157
Hippocampus: Oh, my God!
I'm a super-genius,

342
00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:34,662
and I never even thought
of that!

343
00:13:34,662 --> 00:13:38,235
Grarg: That's why you can only
sing it when you're wasted.

344
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,973
Shlub: He's funny!
You see that?

345
00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:42,979
Funny, thoughtful,
a man full of surprises.

346
00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:46,886
Hippocampus: That he is.
[All laugh]

347
00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:48,890
Grarg: I know I'm just
drinking to escape.

348
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,861
You wanna know
my darkest secret?

349
00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:52,865
Shlub:
Sounds very vulnerable.

350
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,869
Hippocampus: And yet dark.
Grarg: I'm in love

351
00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,006
with my best friend's
girlfriend.

352
00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:59,011
Shlub: The mermaid?
Grarg: No!

353
00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:01,047
Connie was just
a distraction.

354
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:04,722
Her name is Grelda, but she's
never gonna leave Grunk.

355
00:14:04,722 --> 00:14:07,561
Is this gonna be
enough food?

356
00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:11,636
All: ♪ Malog mog mog,
den malog grog grog ♪

357
00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:15,845
♪ Den malog mog grog
grog penis!

358
00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:17,313
Shlub: And when all is
said and done, we are

359
00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:19,519
just guys,
singing about our parts.

360
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:21,523
Hippocampus:
You know what, Grarg? Grarg.

361
00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:24,194
Grarg, come in close.
I'm glad I got to know you.

362
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:27,400
Grarg: Same, but now
I gotta drain you.

363
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,605
Hippocampus: What?

364
00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:36,084
Deliria as Stupe: Hey, I got
some of this yeasty swill,

365
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,324
which I love,
because I'm Stupe!

366
00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:40,961
[Gulps, belches]

367
00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:43,399
I love how much gas
is in it.

368
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,102
Thor: This reminds me
of another joke.

369
00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:47,106
A milkmaid goes
to fetch some water,

370
00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:50,113
and her cow lifts her skirt
with its flatulence.

371
00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:52,117
This is funny because
once again--

372
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,121
Deliria as Stupe: Hilarious.
I'm Stupe.

373
00:14:54,121 --> 00:14:57,260
I talk plain.
Ha ha! Butts.

374
00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,999
So I have a question.
You and my mom, you were

375
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,671
just messing with her, right?
You and her had a thing

376
00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:04,942
that you remember, right?
Tyrannis: Mother, I thought

377
00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,646
about it, and I cannot
let you do this.

378
00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:09,350
Thor: You are mistaking
your sister for your mother,

379
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,890
which is very amusing
because--

380
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,860
Deliria as Stupe:
Ty, don't get in the way here.

381
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,031
I'm Stupe,
and Thor was just about

382
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,570
to tell me something
about our mother.

383
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,273
Tyrannis: Don't listen to her.
She's my dumb mother,

384
00:15:20,273 --> 00:15:22,276
about to do
a very dumb thing.

385
00:15:22,276 --> 00:15:24,280
Deliria: What did we say
about keeping quiet?

386
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,485
Thor: Stop! Stop this!
Both: Stay out of this!

387
00:15:26,485 --> 00:15:28,924
Thor: Oof! Aah!
[Deliria and Tyrannis groan]

388
00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:30,426
Stupendous:
Hey, I got us some

389
00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:34,602
of that swill I like--
What the hell!

390
00:15:37,308 --> 00:15:39,111
Tyrannis: Wait, so Norse gods
can die?

391
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,814
You're telling me that
the canonical real story

392
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,620
of the beloved god Thor
is now that he died at a party

393
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:46,358
on Mt. Olympus when the goddess
Deliria shoved him and he got

394
00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:48,930
fatally penetrated by a chair?
Deliria: Yes.

395
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,634
Stupendous: What the hell
were you thinking?!

396
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:53,339
Deliria: I wasn't thinking.
Aah! What is this feeling?

397
00:15:53,339 --> 00:15:55,176
There's a feeling
in my stomach.

398
00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:56,880
- Is it like a pit?
- Yes,

399
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,251
like a pit of bad.
A badness in my stomach.

400
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,190
- Yes, that's called shame.
- Which you should be feeling!

401
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,695
Tyrannis: I warned you about it,
but the more pressing issue is

402
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:06,498
the probable end
of humanity.

403
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,269
Oh, let me see if I
can fix this.

404
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:11,175
Is--is there a way we can
make this look heroic?

405
00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:14,314
Ah, OK, OK.
He's not impaled on a chair.

406
00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:17,220
He was stabbed.
That's a little better.

407
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:20,293
Hey, he--he fought valiantly...
[Grunting]

408
00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,296
against...

409
00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,101
a mouse.

410
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,405
No, a giant mouse, who,

411
00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:31,381
after killing Thor, was cursed
forever to be small.

412
00:16:32,651 --> 00:16:35,624
They're never gonna
buy this, are they?

413
00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:38,329
Odin: My brave son did
everything he could,

414
00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:41,001
but the giant mouse proved
too powerful.

415
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,707
We're told he fought
bravely, but alas,

416
00:16:43,707 --> 00:16:45,644
this was
the giant mouse's day.

417
00:16:45,644 --> 00:16:48,015
Tyrannis: I knew we'd pull
this off. The peace holds,

418
00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:50,219
and they've got themselves
a great little story.

419
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:53,025
Maybe sometimes a price
doesn't have to be paid.

420
00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:55,496
Deliria: Aah!

421
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:57,901
Odin: Such is
the legacy of Thor,

422
00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,906
God of Thunder,

423
00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:01,776
killed by a giant mouse.

424
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:04,080
Deliria: Aah!

425
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,318
Very sorry.

426
00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:09,692
Odin: That's actually
kind of cool.

427
00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:11,696
Deliria: Aah!

428
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,332
It's this thing
in my stomach.

429
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,336
I get a little relief
when I scream fire,

430
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,007
but it just comes
right back.

431
00:17:17,007 --> 00:17:19,177
Wah!
Tyrannis: God, I'm telling you,

432
00:17:19,177 --> 00:17:21,983
that is shame.
You did something shameful.

433
00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:23,553
Deliria: Fine,
let's call it shame.

434
00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:25,256
I just need to get rid of it.
Should I set fire

435
00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:27,427
to more things? Whoa!
Tyrannis: It won't work,

436
00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:29,297
Trust me.
I'm no stranger to it.

437
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,570
I'm carrying a fair amount
of shame at all times.

438
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,573
- So help me get rid of it.
- As far as I know,

439
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,144
there's only one way that's
even halfway reliable.

440
00:17:36,144 --> 00:17:38,617
Face your daughter.
- Am I spitting fire on her?

441
00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:40,319
Stupendous:
I'll just deflect it.

442
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,224
We can do this all day.

443
00:17:42,224 --> 00:17:44,194
Tyrannis: No, you're not
spitting fire on her.

444
00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,198
Just say the words
"I'm sorry."

445
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,737
- Do I have to mean them?
- Start by saying them.

446
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:50,072
Deliria: I'm sorry.

447
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,576
Oh, that does feel
slightly better.

448
00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:53,245
Stupendous:
Maybe try meaning it.

449
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:55,249
Deliria: I'm sorry...

450
00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:57,622
that I can't mean it
any more than this,

451
00:17:57,622 --> 00:17:59,926
but I am willing to say it.
I'm sorry.

452
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:02,130
Stupendous: It's a start.
Tyrannis: And now, I'm afraid

453
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,735
both of us have to come clean
with those guys.

454
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:08,977
Deliria: My son and I have
an announcement.

455
00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,981
Grunk: Let's drain
the fish first.

456
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,751
Hippocampus:
Drain me? Why?

457
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:15,623
Grunk: The word under the bridge
is your blood gets us high.

458
00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,360
Hippocampus:
You don't even know?

459
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,897
You're draining me
on spec?!

460
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,399
Shlub:
You people are terrible.

461
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,236
Grarg: Yeah.
We're trolls.

462
00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:24,074
Hippocampus: Dad, now you're
saying they're bad?

463
00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:25,878
Shlub: Yes, because he
didn't play fair.

464
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:28,215
Hippocampus: Oh, hilarious!
You hear that, Grarg?

465
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:31,088
You didn't play by the rules
of getting wasted!

466
00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:33,627
Shlub: Grarg, friend,
come on, please.

467
00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:36,298
You felt something.
We sang fun songs.

468
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:38,937
Hippocampus: Grarg, Grarg,
come on, find it, find it, man!

469
00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,439
Shlub: I said giraffes
are the worst.

470
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:42,410
You agreed.
Grarg: They are.

471
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,880
Hippocampus: You cried
on my shoulder.

472
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,418
The thing with that girl,
your best friend's wife.

473
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,422
What's her name? Grelda!
Grunk: Grelda?

474
00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:50,426
You slept with Grarg?

475
00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:52,163
Grarg: She loves me more!
[Grunting]

476
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:55,136
Grunk: You bastard!
Grelda: Don't hurt him!

477
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,406
Shlub: This is probably
our best chance.

478
00:18:57,406 --> 00:19:00,580
Hippocampus: Yep.
[Punches landing, trolls grunt]

479
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,052
[Both panting]

480
00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,056
Hippocampus: Wow!
That was freaky.

481
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,026
Shlub, chuckling:
Nice memory!

482
00:19:07,026 --> 00:19:09,363
Hippocampus: You know what, Dad?
We should drink more often.

483
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:13,205
Shlub: Yes,
that's my fishy boy!

484
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:24,227
Tyrannis: I really appreciate
you giving us the chance

485
00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:26,431
to make things right.
Deliria: And I'm sorry

486
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,737
I killed your son.
Loki: It was the ultimate trick.

487
00:19:28,737 --> 00:19:30,908
Deliria: No, it wasn't.
It was shameful.

488
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:33,378
and tricks are stupid.

489
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:39,491
Odin: Thank you
for repairing our tree,

490
00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:42,363
and to be honest, I never
quite clicked with Thor,

491
00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:44,969
so, yeah,
this matter is closed.

492
00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:47,473
Thor should be up there now
if you want to see him.

493
00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,879
Stupendous: You don't have
to ask me twice.

494
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:51,682
Tyrannis: So,
he is immortal?

495
00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:55,356
Odin: No, he's dead, but you can
go up and he can come down.

496
00:19:55,356 --> 00:19:57,862
Tyrannis: You've got
a very flexible ontology here.

497
00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,965
Odin: Wait. It's been
bothering me all night.

498
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,470
You look familiar.
Spanky Tush?

499
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:06,111
Deliria: Mr. Lollipop?
Odin: Yes!

500
00:20:06,111 --> 00:20:07,647
It was us who had sex!

501
00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:09,953
I disguised myself
as my son Thor

502
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:13,191
because I saw you were attracted
to him, which made me jealous.

503
00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:15,196
Deliria: Oh, that makes
so much more sense!

504
00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:17,000
I told you no one
would have forgotten me.

505
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,003
Tyrannis: Yes, Mother, no one
would have forgotten you,

506
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:22,209
but somehow, I forgot
that all gods are sociopaths.

507
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:24,214
Odin: This reminds me
of a joke.

508
00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:26,018
Deliria: We don't need
to hear it.

509
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:29,357
Tyrannis: Well, love is
in the air. Anyone up for--

510
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:33,498
Ladies: We're busy.
Tyrannis: OK, copy that.

511
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:37,240
Odin: A toast!

512
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,310
To my brave son Thor, who is

513
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:42,717
canonically dead now.
All: Skol!

514
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:44,789
Odin: All in all,
it was a good trip.

515
00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:47,126
Hela, I hear you hooked up
with Apollo.

516
00:20:47,126 --> 00:20:49,197
Hela:
He was baby soft.

517
00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:51,703
Odin: And, Loki,
amazing work down there.

518
00:20:51,703 --> 00:20:54,675
You did some of your best stuff.
Heh heh heh! Did you guys see

519
00:20:54,675 --> 00:20:56,679
when that one guy's drink turned
into snakes?

520
00:20:56,679 --> 00:20:58,683
And then his whole chair
turned into snakes!

521
00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:00,887
[Laughter]
Odin: So many snakes!

522
00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:03,058
Tyrannis: That's his thing?
He does tricks?

523
00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:06,264
No, it's good, a good
little trick you did there.

524
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:08,269
I'm just trying to get
my head around it.

525
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,239
[Laughter continues]

526
00:21:10,239 --> 00:21:13,279
Loki: My next trick
will be Ragnarok!

527
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:15,617
The sky darkening,
monsters from all corners

528
00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:18,824
of the earth converging
on Asgard, all the gods dying,

529
00:21:18,824 --> 00:21:23,031
and the sun and stars
falling into the sea!

530
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,537
[Silence, one man coughing]

531
00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:31,314
Hela: Does anyone want
more fish?

532
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,686
Man: Did you get any of that?

533
00:21:35,957 --> 00:21:37,694
Woman: Bento.
[All cheer]