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[Chittering]

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Deliria:
Don't just stare at him.

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Help him up and try again.

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Shlub: Be patient with them,
darling. They'll learn.

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Tyrannis: Mother, please
don't tell me those mice are

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the servants.

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Deliria: You just told me not
to tell you.

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Was there something else, or...?

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Tyrannis: Turn them back
right now.

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Deliria: Fine!

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Men: Aah!
[Men speaking gibberish]

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Tyrannis: I know neither of you
is exactly a humanitarian...

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Deliria: Ha ha!
What would that even mean?

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Tyrannis: but the Axmen's Guild
is coming

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for executioner auditions and--
Hippocampus: Axmen's Guild?

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They're the best in the biz,
artists of capital punishment.

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Wouldn't we have to
audition to hire one of them?

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Tyrannis:
Yes. That's the problem!

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They take enormous pride
in what they do.

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They won't work with you if they
get the sense you're kill-happy,

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all killy-willy-nilly.

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They need to know
you take death seriously.

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Hippocampus: Hence the slogan:
"Because life is not cheap."

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Deliria: Of course it's cheap.
You lot were free.

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Besides, all humans die.
Who cares when or why

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or with what degree of savagery?

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Tyrannis: Humans do, Mom!
And the Axmen's Guild does!

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Have you not been
paying attention?

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Shlub: Ha! I'm sorry.
I was just thinking about

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those hilarious servant mice.
Shall we go again, darling?

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Tyrannis: All right. That's it.

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It's past time you learned
the most basic tenets

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of our modern world--
that human life matters.

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Deliria: Ugh!

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Tyrannis: I mean,
Stupe is a bloodthirsty soldier.

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She understands this.
Stupendous: Oh, yeah, for sure.

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Life--special,
relationships--valuable.

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What's not to get? I have to go.

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[Servant sniffs, then chitters]
Tyrannis: See?

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And now we have
to lock up all the cheese.

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♪

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[Growls]

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Stupendous: All right,
death machine. Let's do this.

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♪

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Stupendous: Hey, Prack.

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Prack: Hey, Stupe.
You're looking good.

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Stupendous:
I've been drinking water.

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[Theme music playing]

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♪

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♪ Ooh! ♪

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♪

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[Yells]

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[Laughter]

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Prack: Uh!

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♪

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Stupendous: Whoa!

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Wow. That was...
Prack: Amazing!

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I think that was
our best kill yet.

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Daimon: Stop hunting me!
Stupendous: Stop eating corpses.

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Daimon: It's my job.

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[Both chuckle]

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♪

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Stupendous: Man, I can't get
magma shakes like these

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back home. So spicy.
[Burps]

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Prack: It feels like
I've known you my entire death.

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I wonder if we knew each other
when we were alive.

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Stupendous: Yeah, me, too.

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Too bad both of our
memories got wiped.

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Whatever we did up there,

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it couldn't have been better
than this.

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Prack: Want to go fight
that skeleton army that

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uses the bones of another
skeleton army as weapons?

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Stupendous: Ugh! Sorry.

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The magma shake is running
right through me. Gotta go!

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♪

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[Stupendous gasps]

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Hippocampus:
Have you been using my stuff?

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Stupendous:
It was just one time.

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Hippocampus:
You drank an entire jug

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of death poppy poison
to die once?

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Stupendous: Once each. 50 times.

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Hippocampus: You realize
if something went wrong,

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you'd be dead forever?

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Stupendous:
Is that the worst thing?

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Hippocampus: Yes!
It's literally the worst thing

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and not to mention
a waste of valuable resources.

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All for what, a little vacation?

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Am I supposed to not
know it's Prack?

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Stupendous: Well, I--I mean...

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they are my old rival...
Hippocampus: Do they like you?

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Stupendous: I think so...
Hippocampus: Prack pals around

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with a lot
of important dead people.

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Stupendous: I don't know.
I guess. Sometimes.

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Hippocampus: I'm going to help
you go back to Hades,

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but I need you to do
something for me.

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Stupendous:
What did you have in mind?

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Tyrannis: All right.

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To prove we're worthy of
the world's best executioners,

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you two are going to need to
learn the value of human life.

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We'll start with the basics.

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Humans aren't just things
you can turn into other things.

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Deliria: Mm,
that has not been my experience.

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Tyrannis: You need to understand
that each human being is unique,

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passing through the world
with their own hopes and dreams.

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But you don't need
to hear it from me.

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You're going to learn it
for yourselves.

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[Clap clap]

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Deliria: Let me guess. You
want us to have sex with them,

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so that we appreciate
the beauty and fragility

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of humanity?

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Shlub: You don't have
to ask me twice.

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I'll take you to pound town,
my good fellow.

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Tyrannis: On the contrary,
these humans are

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not to have sex with.

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They're violent criminals
who have been sentenced to death

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for their dreadful crimes--

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Shlub: Stop making it hotter.

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Tyrannis:
and are therefore candidates

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for the Axmen auditions.

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You are going to prove you
appreciate the value

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of all human life by keeping
these two prisoners alive

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for an entire day,

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so you can finally
see the fragility of life

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and the beauty of its
impermanence, and we can get

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an absolute genius of
head-removal

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on our murder staff.
Got it? Got it? Good.

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Deliria: So all we have
to do is keep them alive?

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Well, that's the easiest
assignment I've ever heard of.

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Shall we go for a walk?
Shlub: Splendid idea.

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Prisoners: Aah!
[Thud, thud]

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Deliria:
Oh, they are quite dead.

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Shlub: I was going
to take him to pound town.

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Hippocampus: These are artifacts
I stole from the underworld.

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Stupendous:
You stole from Hades?

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Hippocampus: It's his fault
for having so much great stuff,

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like this obsidian fang.

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[Clink]
Sorry.

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But he caught me,
so I'm banished.

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There's pictures of me
at every entrance.

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I'm locked out.
Stupendous: Whoa.

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If you're banished from Hades,
what happens when you die?

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Hippocampus: I don't know.
It's like

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a figure-it-out-when-we-
get-to-it situation.

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Really scary to think about,
so don't change the subject.

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We're talking about you now.

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Hades has a palace,
and in that palace are

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unimaginable treasures,

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and I have a shopping list.

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Stupendous: I can't
just go into Hades' palace.

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He's the top dog.

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He's so powerful,
his name is the same name

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as the place where he lives.

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Wait a minute.

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Are you saying you want me
to keep killing myself but use

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the realest relationship in
my life just so I can pull off

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some kind of secret underworld
robbery for you?

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Hippocampus: Yeah.

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Stupendous: OK. Just
making sure I was following.

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Yeah, I'm in.

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Stupendous: And after
I ripped all his legs off,

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the centipede man said
I could have his apartment

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on the other side of the lake,
so you'll

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be seeing a lot more of me.

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Prack: Really?
We can be together?

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Stupendous: I mean,
I still gotta go back

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every once in a while.

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I got my wolf there.
I like my bed. You know.

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Hey, what do you know
about Hades?

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Prack: I've met him
a couple times.

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My buddy's his bodyguard.

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Stupendous: You think your buddy
could get us a job like that?

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Guard: So you want
to work for the big guy, huh?

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Stupendous: Yeah.
How do we get a job like yours?

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Guard: Well, I got mine
by killing the last bodyguard--

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Prack: Stupe!
That was my friend.

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Guard: No, no, no.
It was a good kill.

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I'll set up a meeting.

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Hades: Good to have
you two on board.

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So here's the drill.

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The problem with the underworld
is there's nothing beneath it,

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which means my problems
stay my problems forever.

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And, sure, I can throw
the worst of them in the pit,

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but the pit can't
solve all my problems.

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Plus, it's not soundproof.

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Sisyphus: Hey, Tantalus,
rise and grind, huh?

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Tantalus: Working hard
or hardly working.

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Am I right, Arke?

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Arke: Do one thing
every day that scares you!

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Hades:
You're not saying anything.

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Sisyphus:
Dream big, think small.

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Hades: Ugh!
Frankly, I don't like

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to be the bad guy down here.

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I like other guys to
be the bad guys.

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You see that palace?
That's my palace.

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I want you to kill anyone
who comes to my palace.

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And when they get up,
you keep killing them

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until they get the message.

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You do that for me,
one day you'll have

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a palace of your own.
How's that sound?

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Stupendous: It sounds amazing.
Hades: The dream, right?

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Warriors, partners--maybe more--

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fighting by each other's side
for all eternity.

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So, do we have a deal?

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Hypnos: Uh, Hades,
can we talk about--

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Hypnos: Oh, OK.
Well, not a good time I guess.

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Hades: Still gonna need
a yes or a no.

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Stupendous: Oh. Then, yes.

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♪

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[Growling]

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♪

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Shlub: No,
that's not quite right.

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Tyrannis will know we swapped
him. He had a sexier brow

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and a bigger nose.

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Man: I'm sorry.
What are we doing here?

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Shlub: We need to make
the two of you look like

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the other ones we had.

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I don't think two noses is
right.

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Deliria: Maybe a third
to balance him out.

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Man: You're talking
about Hector and Georgios?

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Deliria:
Oh, they had names. That's fun.

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Yes, they died.

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Shlub: Quite horribly,
I'm afraid.

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Did mine have antlers?

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No, I'm remembering
something else.

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Man: Oh, man.
They were good guys.

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Deliria: I thought they
were violent criminals.

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Man: Well, sure,
but great guys in here.

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We all make mistakes.

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I mean, yeah, I stole
a little fruit--

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like, four or five houses
full of fruit--

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but does that
mean I'm irredeemable?

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Deliria:
Hardly even seems like a crime.

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What are you in for?

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Man wearing antlers:
Murder. But it's not my fault.

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I got into a bar fight
with one of those bleeder guys.

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Shlub: Oh, I've been there.

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One little scratch, and they're
like, "Ooh, I'm one of

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those bleeder guys.
I've got that bleeding thing."

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Well, maybe you shouldn't
have taken my chair.

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00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:10,683
Man wearing antlers: Exactly!
Deliria: You chaps are fun.

241
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:14,036
Who wants wine? Does anyone
want wine? I'm getting wine.

242
00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:16,597
I got sixty barrels.
Will that be enough?

243
00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:18,858
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'll get sixty more.

244
00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,010
Hippocampus: I gotta say, you
and I make a pretty good team.

245
00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:22,846
Can I show you
some of the booty?

246
00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:23,863
Stupendous:
Are you coming on to me?

247
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,515
Hippocampus: Not that booty.

248
00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:27,441
I should have said, Do you want
to see some of the treasure?

249
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,369
Stupendous: Is that
what you call your front booty?

250
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,962
Hippocampus: No!

251
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:33,298
This thing here, armor made from
Charybdis scales. Impenetrable.

252
00:10:33,525 --> 00:10:36,801
Minotaur horn. It's both
an aphrodisiac and a whistle.

253
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,528
Dragon teeth.
They explode on contact.

254
00:10:38,621 --> 00:10:40,972
Ankle wings, magic stones,
and if you drink this potion,

255
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,808
you shoot fire out of your eyes.
Right, Scott?

256
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,370
Scott:
Not just your eyes. Every hole.

257
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:48,888
Every hole!

258
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,316
Stupendous: So cool.
Come on. Send me back.

259
00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:52,817
Hippocampus:
Slow your roll, partner.

260
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,394
We gotta be careful about this.

261
00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:56,546
You're already developing
a tolerance for the antidote.

262
00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:57,972
Stupendous: Then use more.

263
00:10:58,066 --> 00:10:59,473
Come on. I gotta see Prack.

264
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,401
Hippocampus:
You know you're drawn to people

265
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,386
who are unavailable.
Stupendous: Name one other time.

266
00:11:03,555 --> 00:11:05,071
Hippocampus: The Witch King
with a thousand wives,

267
00:11:05,223 --> 00:11:07,573
that Ice Goddess who
froze anyone she touched,

268
00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:08,833
He Who Cannot Love.

269
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,060
Stupendous: That's all
in the past. Prack is--

270
00:11:11,195 --> 00:11:12,745
Hippocampus: Dead,
not living in this world,

271
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:16,157
not a real option for you.
Stupendous: I was going to say

272
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,159
a beautiful person
inside and out.

273
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,903
What do you care what I do
as long as it

274
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:21,162
gets you your trinkets?

275
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:23,072
Hippocampus:
Fine. Just be careful.

276
00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:24,741
And while you're down there,
see if you can get

277
00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:26,834
more information on this
mirror that doesn't show...

278
00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:28,594
reflections.

279
00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:30,096
Hades: Closed. Closed.

280
00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:34,526
And...open!
Welcome home, you two.

281
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,102
Stupendous: Are you serious?

282
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,438
This is bigger than
the palace I live in...

283
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,181
in my mind.

284
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,942
I have a vivid
but modest imagination.

285
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,019
Hades: You're the best
bodyguards I ever had.

286
00:11:45,113 --> 00:11:46,538
You feel like family.

287
00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,707
Why don't you two join me
for dinner tonight?

288
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:51,525
Prack: Hey, Stupe,

289
00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:52,877
will you marry me?

290
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,104
I don't totally know what it is,

291
00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:57,774
but I know I want to
do it with you.

292
00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:58,791
Stupendous: Oh, wow!

293
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,535
I mean, of course my answer is--

294
00:12:01,629 --> 00:12:03,555
No!
Prack: Oh. No?

295
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,874
Stupendous: No,
not no to you. I gotta run

296
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,509
and not 'cause
you're so available.

297
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,137
I love how available you are.
No!

298
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,714
Hippocampus:
What the hell was that?

299
00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:15,716
I've been trying to bring
you back for an hour.

300
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,069
It's like your soul
didn't want to come back.

301
00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:19,738
Stupendous: You don't just get
to just pull me out

302
00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,631
whenever you feel like it.

303
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:24,150
Hippocampus: Actually, I do,
because you're working for me.

304
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,727
Stupendous:
I have a life down there, OK?

305
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,062
Hippocampus:
Don't you mean a death?

306
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:30,473
Stupendous: Ignorant...
and hack!

307
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:33,142
Tyrannis: Mom, Dad, you did it!
Shlub: Hmm?

308
00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:34,660
Tyrannis: I see you took care
of your humans,

309
00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:36,312
and from the looks of it,
entertained them as well.

310
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:38,498
Shlub: But where are
the two we had?

311
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,091
Tyrannis: Oh, I took them away.
They're due to get executed

312
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,594
as a trial run
by the Axmen's Guild.

313
00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:44,095
Shlub: Are you mad?

314
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,913
The prisoners you took
don't look

315
00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,490
anything like Hector
and Georgios.

316
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,749
Tyrannis: Who?

317
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,268
Deliria: One of them
had three noses.

318
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,844
Tyrannis: That did seem weird,
but I thought

319
00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:53,329
maybe I'd just missed it
the first time.

320
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,106
Deliria: You cannot
execute Jerry and Jacob.

321
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,424
They are not execution material.
Shlub: One's a petty thief

322
00:12:57,593 --> 00:13:00,111
and the other one killed one of
those bleeder people.

323
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,263
Tyrannis: Ah, well, that does
cause a bit of a problem.

324
00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:04,949
If I step in now, we'll
definitely lose the Guild...

325
00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:06,676
Deliria: Two relatively
innocent people

326
00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:08,511
will lose their heads.
They are human beings.

327
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,955
Tyrannis: Oh, relax, Mother.
You passed the course.

328
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:13,291
you can stop pretending
you internalized the lesson.

329
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,795
Deliria: I did internalize
the lesson. Stop the execution.

330
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:19,631
Tyrannis: But the Axmen's Guild!

331
00:13:19,858 --> 00:13:22,542
Yup, it's sinking in.

332
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,135
Wait! Stop the...

333
00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:26,805
[Ax cuts twice]
execution.

334
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,033
And the ax guy's mad, too.

335
00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:31,810
Hippocampus: We need to talk.

336
00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,144
Stupendous:
Where's the death machine?

337
00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:34,813
Hippocampus:
I got that mirror working.

338
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,630
Turns out
it's a window to Hades.

339
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,224
Prack: Where'd she go? Stupe?

340
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,818
Hippocampus: Prack's telling
all their friends

341
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,302
that you two
are getting married.

342
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,546
You're in too deep.
I'm pulling you out.

343
00:13:43,673 --> 00:13:45,639
Stupendous: What?
You gotta let me go back.

344
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,308
Hippocampus: No. I never
should have let you go

345
00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:48,660
in the first place.

346
00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:50,720
I haven't been a very good
brother. This ends now.

347
00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,738
Stupendous: Now that I already
got you everything you wanted

348
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,166
from down there.
Hippocampus: N--no!

349
00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:57,484
There's still a few treasures...
I think.

350
00:13:57,579 --> 00:14:00,229
Stupendous: I know you keep
poison on you at all times.

351
00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:02,048
Hippocampus: That's
my walking-around poison.

352
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:10,682
♪

353
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,408
Prack: There you are.

354
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,760
So do you have an answer for me?

355
00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,670
Hades: The answer is no.

356
00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:21,918
Your girlfriend isn't who
you think. She's not even dead.

357
00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:23,936
Prack: What?
Hades: That's right.

358
00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,698
She used you to get close to me
so she could steal from me.

359
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,941
Prack: Stupe, is this true?

360
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,684
Stupendous: I can explain.

361
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,278
Everything he said is true.

362
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,113
Shoot. I shouldn't have
explained.

363
00:14:34,282 --> 00:14:36,782
Hades: And now I'm super mad!

364
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,192
Hades:
And you're going in the pit.

365
00:14:38,286 --> 00:14:40,361
Stupendous: Why Prack?
They're innocent.

366
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,029
Hades: I'm not
doing this to hurt Prack.

367
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,031
I'm doing it to hurt you.

368
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,033
And you're banished.
Stupendous: Wait.

369
00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:48,127
What does that mean happens
when I die?

370
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,204
Are you're not gonna tell me?

371
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,632
No one could go through
life not knowing that.

372
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,475
Stupendous: No!

373
00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:04,051
♪

374
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,054
Tantalus:
Hey, work hard. Play harder.

375
00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:08,389
Sisyphus:
The hustle never stops.

376
00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:11,075
Prack: Wake up
and smell the...hustle.

377
00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:12,985
Sisyphus: Yeah!
Tantalus: All right!

378
00:15:13,138 --> 00:15:14,078
Hades: Do you know
why you're doing this?

379
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,972
Prack: Huh?
Hades: Long story short,

380
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:18,082
you're being constantly
reminded of downfall.

381
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,067
Do you get it, Stupendous?

382
00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:22,236
I assume you're watching through
my special mirror,

383
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:25,148
which I know I banished you,
but I really want that back

384
00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:26,999
because, you know, it's cool
and it belonged to someone

385
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,986
I cared about and I
had to kill her to get it, so...

386
00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:31,262
Prack: Who's Stupendous?

387
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:33,414
Hades: Oh, and I wiped
their memory.

388
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,266
Hippocampus: Well, at least we
know what the mirror is now.

389
00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:37,660
Stupendous: Shh!
Hades: I'll make you a deal.

390
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,496
Kill yourself one last time
and bring back my stuff,

391
00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:42,273
especially that mirror
because I really like it,

392
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,668
and I might think about
letting Prack out of the pit.

393
00:15:45,837 --> 00:15:47,336
Hades out.

394
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,189
Stupendous:
Oh, I'll bring him his stuff.

395
00:15:50,358 --> 00:16:06,297
♪

396
00:16:06,557 --> 00:16:07,948
Hippocampus: Stupe!
Stupendous: What?

397
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:09,616
Hippocampus: I was gonna say,

398
00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:13,620
I am very excited
to watch you use that stuff.

399
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:15,306
Stupendous: Me, too!

400
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:19,051
♪

401
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,145
Guard: Hey, you're not
allowed in.

402
00:16:21,372 --> 00:16:23,706
Stupendous: And you're not
allowed to have a head.

403
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:27,068
[Blow lands]
Guard: That was awesome!

404
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,307
Prack: Uh, hello?

405
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,993
Stupendous: Listen to me,
your name is Prack.

406
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,719
In life, we were enemies,

407
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:40,556
but in death, we became friends,
more than friends.

408
00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:41,815
I'm in love with you,

409
00:16:41,909 --> 00:16:43,576
and not because
you're not available

410
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,695
or I have a death wish,
but because you're an equal,

411
00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:47,913
and I don't have many of those.

412
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,341
I died a thousand times
to be with you,

413
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,920
and I'll die a thousand more
times to bring back what we had.

414
00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:57,181
Prack:
You said my name is Prack?

415
00:16:57,408 --> 00:17:00,167
Stupendous: Yeah. We can start
there. You're Prack.

416
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,429
I'm Stupendous.
Prack: You really are.

417
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,314
♪

418
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,769
Hades: Seriously?

419
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,178
And you didn't even
bring the mirror?

420
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,574
I am really getting sick of you.
[Yells]

421
00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:18,369
Tyrannis: So--

422
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,596
Deliria: I think we
just don't talk about it.

423
00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:22,189
Tyrannis: Yeah? Not at all?
Can we--can we do that?

424
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,783
Deliria: Of course. Why not?

425
00:17:23,951 --> 00:17:25,101
Tyrannis: It's just we've been

426
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,936
through this whole thing
together.

427
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,105
You don't think we need to do
a recap or a...post-mortem?

428
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:30,940
Deliria: Nope.
I think we can move on.

429
00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,625
Shlub: Yeah, a week from now,

430
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,202
who's even gonna remember?

431
00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:38,723
Tyrannis: Do we still have
any of that cheese?

432
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,133
Stupendous: You let them go.

433
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,227
Hades: I don't take orders
from people in the pit.

434
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,563
Stupendous: Then we'll just
have to get out of the pit.

435
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,047
Sisyphus!

436
00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:49,550
Hades: What are you doing? No!

437
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:52,812
Sisyphus: Whoa. All this core
work has really paid off.

438
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,555
[Groans]

439
00:17:54,723 --> 00:18:03,823
♪

440
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:06,325
Hades: Get back in there! No!

441
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,568
[All grunting]

442
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:10,088
[Yells]

443
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,815
♪

444
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,426
[Yells]

445
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:16,544
[Yells]

446
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:33,444
♪

447
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,354
[Both yell]

448
00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:40,743
♪

449
00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:46,958
Hades: The first one's free,
but the nex--Aah!

450
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,292
[Coughs]

451
00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:51,629
Hades: That's right.
Get it all o--Uh! Uh! Uh!

452
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,448
Lava creature: Hey, man,
I think he's had enough.

453
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,876
[Stupendous yells]
Hades: No! No, no, no! No!

454
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:01,139
Ow! Ow. Ow.

455
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:05,050
Hades: I am getting
really tired of y--oof!

456
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:07,145
[Hades growls]
Stupendous: Get used to it.

457
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:09,796
Hades: Then you get used
to me wiping Prack's memories.

458
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:11,374
[Snaps fingers]

459
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:15,211
Prack: I am Pra-- Wait.
I was just saying something?

460
00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:18,047
Hades: I can do this
all existence.

461
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,741
Stupendous: So can I.

462
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,311
But I don't want that for Prack.

463
00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:26,998
You don't want to be a bad guy?
Let Prack go.

464
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,741
Let them live in
the palace you gave us.

465
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,334
And in return, I'll leave

466
00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,837
instead of staying here
and ripping your arms off

467
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,413
and beating you
with them forever.

468
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:37,842
Hades: I mean, in
a way, that does sound easier.

469
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:39,343
Done.

470
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:47,760
♪

471
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,170
Stupendous:
You won't remember me,

472
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,914
but maybe you'll remember this.

473
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:55,509
My answer is yes.
[Kiss]

474
00:19:55,603 --> 00:20:04,093
♪

475
00:20:04,262 --> 00:20:07,763
Hippocampus:
OK, when I tell you to--

476
00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:09,207
Stupendous: Aah!

477
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:10,616
Hippocampus: Stupe!
You're alive! Say something.

478
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,876
Are you OK?

479
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,211
Stupendous: It's over.

480
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,604
I let Prack go.
I'll never see them again.

481
00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:18,549
Hippocampus: Correction:
You may never meet Prack again.

482
00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:22,202
As for seeing Prack again...

483
00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,447
♪

484
00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:27,725
Stupendous: I can make do with
this for a while. Thanks, bro.

485
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,602
[Servants chittering]

486
00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:37,551
♪

487
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,863
[Sighs]

488
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:43,440
Daimon:
Can we just do this later?

489
00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:46,410
Wife: I don't know, Eury.
Can we feed our children later?

490
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,472
Did you not bring home
any corpses for them to eat?

491
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,323
Eurynomos: But you
don't know the day I've had.

492
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,158
Wife: Because you don't tell me.

493
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,753
You come home after the kids
are asleep and go downstairs

494
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,480
to play with your
damn toy skeletons.

495
00:20:57,498 --> 00:20:59,799
Eurynomos: OK, they are
model skeletons, and they are

496
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:01,575
the only outlet for my stress.

497
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,168
Wife: Because
you won't sleep with me!

498
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,597
Eurynomos: Because you
find me repulsive. Admit it.

499
00:21:06,824 --> 00:21:09,842
Wife: Eury, I--No. I don't.

500
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,494
Come here. Please come here.

501
00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:13,271
Eurynomos: Every time I go
to the lake of fire

502
00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:15,331
and find corpses,
these two crazy warriors

503
00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:18,334
just start killing me.
Like, it's fun for them.

504
00:21:18,352 --> 00:21:21,428
Wife: You'll find corpses
tomorrow, OK?

505
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:22,613
[Awk, awk]

506
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:24,282
Dan: Did you get any of that?

507
00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:28,327
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]