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[Chittering]

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Deliria:
Don't just stare at him.

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Help him up and try again.

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Shlub: Be patient with them,
darling. They'll learn.

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Tyrannis: Mother, please
don't tell me those mice are

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the servants.

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Deliria: You just told me not
to tell you.

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Was there something else, or...?

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Tyrannis: Turn them back
right now.

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Deliria: Fine!

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Men: Aah!
[Men speaking gibberish]

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Tyrannis: I know neither of you
is exactly a humanitarian...

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Deliria: Ha ha!
What would that even mean?

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Tyrannis: but the Axmen's Guild
is coming

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for executioner auditions and--
Hippocampus: Axmen's Guild?

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They're the best in the biz,
artists of capital punishment.

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Wouldn't we have to
audition to hire one of them?

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Tyrannis:
Yes. That's the problem!

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They take enormous pride
in what they do.

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They won't work with you if they
get the sense you're kill-happy,

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all killy-willy-nilly.

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They need to know
you take death seriously.

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Hippocampus: Hence the slogan:
"Because life is not cheap."

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Deliria: Of course it's cheap.
You lot were free.

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Besides, all humans die.
Who cares when or why

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or with what degree of savagery?

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Tyrannis: Humans do, Mom!
And the Axmen's Guild does!

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Have you not been
paying attention?

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Shlub: Ha! I'm sorry.
I was just thinking about

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those hilarious servant mice.
Shall we go again, darling?

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Tyrannis: All right. That's it.

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It's past time you learned
the most basic tenets

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of our modern world--
that human life matters.

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Deliria: Ugh!

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Tyrannis: I mean,
Stupe is a bloodthirsty soldier.

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She understands this.
Stupendous: Oh, yeah, for sure.

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Life--special,
relationships--valuable.

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What's not to get? I have to go.

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[Servant sniffs, then chitters]
Tyrannis: See?

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And now we have
to lock up all the cheese.

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♪

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[Growls]

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Stupendous: All right,
death machine. Let's do this.

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♪

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Stupendous: Hey, Prack.

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Prack: Hey, Stupe.
You're looking good.

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Stupendous:
I've been drinking water.

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[Theme music playing]

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♪

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♪ Ooh! ♪

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♪

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[Yells]

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[Laughter]

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Prack: Uh!

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♪

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Stupendous: Whoa!

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Wow. That was...
Prack: Amazing!

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I think that was
our best kill yet.

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Daimon: Stop hunting me!
Stupendous: Stop eating corpses.

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Daimon: It's my job.

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[Both chuckle]

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♪

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Stupendous: Man, I can't get
magma shakes like these

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back home. So spicy.
[Burps]

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Prack: It feels like
I've known you my entire death.

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I wonder if we knew each other
when we were alive.

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Stupendous: Yeah, me, too.

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Too bad both of our
memories got wiped.

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Whatever we did up there,

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it couldn't have been better
than this.

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Prack: Want to go fight
that skeleton army that

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uses the bones of another
skeleton army as weapons?

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Stupendous: Ugh! Sorry.

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The magma shake is running
right through me. Gotta go!

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♪

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[Stupendous gasps]

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Hippocampus:
Have you been using my stuff?

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Stupendous:
It was just one time.

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Hippocampus:
You drank an entire jug

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of death poppy poison
to die once?

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Stupendous: Once each. 50 times.

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Hippocampus: You realize
if something went wrong,

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you'd be dead forever?

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Stupendous:
Is that the worst thing?

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Hippocampus: Yes!
It's literally the worst thing

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and not to mention
a waste of valuable resources.

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All for what, a little vacation?

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Am I supposed to not
know it's Prack?

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Stupendous: Well, I--I mean...

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they are my old rival...
Hippocampus: Do they like you?

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Stupendous: I think so...
Hippocampus: Prack pals around

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with a lot
of important dead people.

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Stupendous: I don't know.
I guess. Sometimes.

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Hippocampus: I'm going to help
you go back to Hades,

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but I need you to do
something for me.

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Stupendous:
What did you have in mind?

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Tyrannis: All right.

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To prove we're worthy of
the world's best executioners,

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you two are going to need to
learn the value of human life.

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We'll start with the basics.

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Humans aren't just things
you can turn into other things.

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Deliria: Mm,
that has not been my experience.

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Tyrannis: You need to understand
that each human being is unique,

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passing through the world
with their own hopes and dreams.

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But you don't need
to hear it from me.

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You're going to learn it
for yourselves.

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[Clap clap]

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Deliria: Let me guess. You
want us to have sex with them,

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so that we appreciate
the beauty and fragility

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of humanity?

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Shlub: You don't have
to ask me twice.

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I'll take you to pound town,
my good fellow.

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Tyrannis: On the contrary,
these humans are

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not to have sex with.

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They're violent criminals
who have been sentenced to death

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for their dreadful crimes--

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Shlub: Stop making it hotter.

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Tyrannis:
and are therefore candidates

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for the Axmen auditions.

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You are going to prove you
appreciate the value

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of all human life by keeping
these two prisoners alive

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for an entire day,

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so you can finally
see the fragility of life

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and the beauty of its
impermanence, and we can get

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an absolute genius of
head-removal

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on our murder staff.
Got it? Got it? Good.

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Deliria: So all we have
to do is keep them alive?

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Well, that's the easiest
assignment I've ever heard of.

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Shall we go for a walk?
Shlub: Splendid idea.

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Prisoners: Aah!
[Thud, thud]

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Deliria:
Oh, they are quite dead.

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Shlub: I was going
to take him to pound town.

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Hippocampus: These are artifacts
I stole from the underworld.

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Stupendous:
You stole from Hades?

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Hippocampus: It's his fault
for having so much great stuff,

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like this obsidian fang.

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[Clink]
Sorry.

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But he caught me,
so I'm banished.

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There's pictures of me
at every entrance.

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I'm locked out.
Stupendous: Whoa.

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If you're banished from Hades,
what happens when you die?

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Hippocampus: I don't know.
It's like

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a figure-it-out-when-we-
get-to-it situation.

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Really scary to think about,
so don't change the subject.

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We're talking about you now.

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Hades has a palace,
and in that palace are

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unimaginable treasures,

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and I have a shopping list.

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Stupendous: I can't
just go into Hades' palace.

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He's the top dog.

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He's so powerful,
his name is the same name

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as the place where he lives.

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Wait a minute.

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Are you saying you want me
to keep killing myself but use

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the realest relationship in
my life just so I can pull off

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some kind of secret underworld
robbery for you?

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Hippocampus: Yeah.

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Stupendous: OK. Just
making sure I was following.

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Yeah, I'm in.

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Stupendous: And after
I ripped all his legs off,

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the centipede man said
I could have his apartment

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on the other side of the lake,
so you'll

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be seeing a lot more of me.

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Prack: Really?
We can be together?

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Stupendous: I mean,
I still gotta go back

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every once in a while.

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I got my wolf there.
I like my bed. You know.

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Hey, what do you know
about Hades?

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Prack: I've met him
a couple times.

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My buddy's his bodyguard.

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Stupendous: You think your buddy
could get us a job like that?

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Guard: So you want
to work for the big guy, huh?

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Stupendous: Yeah.
How do we get a job like yours?

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Guard: Well, I got mine
by killing the last bodyguard--

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Prack: Stupe!
That was my friend.

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Guard: No, no, no.
It was a good kill.

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I'll set up a meeting.

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Hades: Good to have
you two on board.

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So here's the drill.

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The problem with the underworld
is there's nothing beneath it,

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which means my problems
stay my problems forever.

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And, sure, I can throw
the worst of them in the pit,

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but the pit can't
solve all my problems.

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Plus, it's not soundproof.

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Sisyphus: Hey, Tantalus,
rise and grind, huh?

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Tantalus: Working hard
or hardly working.

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Am I right, Arke?

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Arke: Do one thing
every day that scares you!

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Hades:
You're not saying anything.

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Sisyphus:
Dream big, think small.

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Hades: Ugh!
Frankly, I don't like

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to be the bad guy down here.

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I like other guys to
be the bad guys.

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You see that palace?
That's my palace.

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I want you to kill anyone
who comes to my palace.

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And when they get up,
you keep killing them

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until they get the message.

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You do that for me,
one day you'll have

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a palace of your own.
How's that sound?

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Stupendous: It sounds amazing.
Hades: The dream, right?

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Warriors, partners--maybe more--

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fighting by each other's side
for all eternity.

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So, do we have a deal?

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Hypnos: Uh, Hades,
can we talk about--

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Hypnos: Oh, OK.
Well, not a good time I guess.

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Hades: Still gonna need
a yes or a no.

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Stupendous: Oh. Then, yes.

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♪

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[Growling]

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♪

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Shlub: No,
that's not quite right.

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Tyrannis will know we swapped
him. He had a sexier brow

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and a bigger nose.

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Man: I'm sorry.
What are we doing here?

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Shlub: We need to make
the two of you look like

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the other ones we had.

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I don't think two noses is
right.

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Deliria: Maybe a third
to balance him out.

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Man: You're talking
about Hector and Georgios?

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Deliria:
Oh, they had names. That's fun.

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Yes, they died.

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Shlub: Quite horribly,
I'm afraid.

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Did mine have antlers?

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No, I'm remembering
something else.

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Man: Oh, man.
They were good guys.

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Deliria: I thought they
were violent criminals.

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Man: Well, sure,
but great guys in here.

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We all make mistakes.

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I mean, yeah, I stole
a little fruit--

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like, four or five houses
full of fruit--

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but does that
mean I'm irredeemable?

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Deliria:
Hardly even seems like a crime.

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What are you in for?

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Man wearing antlers:
Murder. But it's not my fault.

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I got into a bar fight
with one of those bleeder guys.

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Shlub: Oh, I've been there.

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One little scratch, and they're
like, "Ooh, I'm one of

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those bleeder guys.
I've got that bleeding thing."

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Well, maybe you shouldn't
have taken my chair.

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Man wearing antlers: Exactly!
Deliria: You chaps are fun.

241
00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:14,529
Who wants wine? Does anyone
want wine? I'm getting wine.

242
00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:17,200
I got sixty barrels.
Will that be enough?

243
00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:19,303
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'll get sixty more.

244
00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:21,610
Hippocampus: I gotta say, you
and I make a pretty good team.

245
00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,379
Can I show you
some of the booty?

246
00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:24,515
Stupendous:
Are you coming on to me?

247
00:10:24,615 --> 00:10:26,118
Hippocampus: Not that booty.

248
00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,054
I should have said, Do you want
to see some of the treasure?

249
00:10:28,055 --> 00:10:30,060
Stupendous: Is that
what you call your front booty?

250
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,495
Hippocampus: No!

251
00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:34,001
This thing here, armor made from
Charybdis scales. Impenetrable.

252
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:37,473
Minotaur horn. It's both
an aphrodisiac and a whistle.

253
00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:39,111
Dragon teeth.
They explode on contact.

254
00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:41,684
Ankle wings, magic stones,
and if you drink this potion,

255
00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:44,521
you shoot fire out of your eyes.
Right, Scott?

256
00:10:44,522 --> 00:10:47,995
Scott:
Not just your eyes. Every hole.

257
00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,566
Every hole!

258
00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,870
Stupendous: So cool.
Come on. Send me back.

259
00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:53,540
Hippocampus:
Slow your roll, partner.

260
00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:55,076
We gotta be careful about this.

261
00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:57,180
You're already developing
a tolerance for the antidote.

262
00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,617
Stupendous: Then use more.

263
00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:00,020
Come on. I gotta see Prack.

264
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,123
Hippocampus:
You know you're drawn to people

265
00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:03,960
who are unavailable.
Stupendous: Name one other time.

266
00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:05,764
Hippocampus: The Witch King
with a thousand wives,

267
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,134
that Ice Goddess who
froze anyone she touched,

268
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,573
He Who Cannot Love.

269
00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,710
Stupendous: That's all
in the past. Prack is--

270
00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,445
Hippocampus: Dead,
not living in this world,

271
00:11:13,613 --> 00:11:16,685
not a real option for you.
Stupendous: I was going to say

272
00:11:16,686 --> 00:11:18,823
a beautiful person
inside and out.

273
00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:20,493
What do you care what I do
as long as it

274
00:11:20,594 --> 00:11:21,830
gets you your trinkets?

275
00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:23,700
Hippocampus:
Fine. Just be careful.

276
00:11:23,701 --> 00:11:25,169
And while you're down there,
see if you can get

277
00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:27,508
more information on this
mirror that doesn't show...

278
00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,311
reflections.

279
00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:30,848
Hades: Closed. Closed.

280
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:35,323
And... open!
Welcome home, you two.

281
00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:36,760
Stupendous: Are you serious?

282
00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,164
This is bigger than
the palace I live in...

283
00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,833
in my mind.

284
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,674
I have a vivid
but modest imagination.

285
00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,711
Hades: You're the best
bodyguards I ever had.

286
00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:47,313
You feel like family.

287
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,484
Why don't you two join me
for dinner tonight?

288
00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:52,257
Prack: Hey, Stupe,

289
00:11:52,391 --> 00:11:53,659
will you marry me?

290
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,797
I don't totally know what it is,

291
00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:58,436
but I know I want to
do it with you.

292
00:11:58,537 --> 00:11:59,539
Stupendous: Oh, wow!

293
00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:02,243
I mean, of course my answer is--

294
00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:04,348
No!
Prack: Oh. No?

295
00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:07,620
Stupendous: No,
not no to you. I gotta run

296
00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:09,224
and not 'cause
you're so available.

297
00:12:09,324 --> 00:12:11,930
I love how available you are.
No!

298
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:14,367
Hippocampus:
What the hell was that?

299
00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:16,404
I've been trying to bring
you back for an hour.

300
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:18,844
It's like your soul
didn't want to come back.

301
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,548
Stupendous: You don't just get
to just pull me out

302
00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,183
whenever you feel like it.

303
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,923
Hippocampus: Actually, I do,
because you're working for me.

304
00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,494
Stupendous:
I have a life down there, OK?

305
00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:28,797
Hippocampus:
Don't you mean a death?

306
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:31,202
Stupendous: Ignorant...
and hack!

307
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,841
Tyrannis: Mom, Dad, you did it!
Shlub: Hmm?

308
00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:35,443
Tyrannis: I see you took care
of your humans,

309
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:37,046
and from the looks of it,
entertained them as well.

310
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,250
Shlub: But where are
the two we had?

311
00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:40,921
Tyrannis: Oh, I took them away.
They're due to get executed

312
00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:43,426
as a trial run
by the Axmen's Guild.

313
00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,929
Shlub: Are you mad?

314
00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:46,566
The prisoners you took
don't look

315
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,202
anything like Hector
and Georgios.

316
00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:49,504
Tyrannis: Who?

317
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:50,908
Deliria: One of them
had three noses.

318
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,644
Tyrannis: That did seem weird,
but I thought

319
00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,046
maybe I'd just missed it
the first time.

320
00:12:54,047 --> 00:12:55,951
Deliria: You cannot
execute Jerry and Jacob.

321
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,222
They are not execution material.
Shlub: One's a petty thief

322
00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,961
and the other one killed one of
those bleeder people.

323
00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:02,932
Tyrannis: Ah, well, that does
cause a bit of a problem.

324
00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:05,804
If I step in now, we'll
definitely lose the Guild...

325
00:13:05,905 --> 00:13:07,240
Deliria: Two relatively
innocent people

326
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,278
will lose their heads.
They are human beings.

327
00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:11,582
Tyrannis: Oh, relax, Mother.
You passed the course.

328
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,154
you can stop pretending
you internalized the lesson.

329
00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:17,661
Deliria: I did internalize
the lesson. Stop the execution.

330
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:20,500
Tyrannis: But the Axmen's Guild!

331
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:23,305
Yup, it's sinking in.

332
00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:24,976
Wait! Stop the...

333
00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:27,549
[Ax cuts twice]
execution.

334
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,821
And the ax guy's mad, too.

335
00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,690
Hippocampus: We need to talk.

336
00:13:32,691 --> 00:13:34,027
Stupendous:
Where's the death machine?

337
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,597
Hippocampus:
I got that mirror working.

338
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,433
Turns out
it's a window to Hades.

339
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,071
Prack: Where'd she go? Stupe?

340
00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:40,707
Hippocampus: Prack's telling
all their friends

341
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,109
that you two
are getting married.

342
00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:44,148
You're in too deep.
I'm pulling you out.

343
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,452
Stupendous: What?
You gotta let me go back.

344
00:13:46,553 --> 00:13:48,222
Hippocampus: No. I never
should have let you go

345
00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:49,559
in the first place.

346
00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:51,530
I haven't been a very good
brother. This ends now.

347
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,633
Stupendous: Now that I already
got you everything you wanted

348
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,004
from down there.
Hippocampus: N--no!

349
00:13:56,105 --> 00:13:58,309
There's still a few treasures...
I think.

350
00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:00,881
Stupendous: I know you keep
poison on you at all times.

351
00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,918
Hippocampus: That's
my walking-around poison.

352
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:11,602
♪

353
00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:13,206
Prack: There you are.

354
00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:15,678
So do you have an answer for me?

355
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,280
Hades: The answer is no.

356
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:22,758
Your girlfriend isn't who
you think. She's not even dead.

357
00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:24,761
Prack: What?
Hades: That's right.

358
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:27,635
She used you to get close to me
so she could steal from me.

359
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:29,804
Prack: Stupe, is this true?

360
00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,543
Stupendous: I can explain.

361
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,079
Everything he said is true.

362
00:14:33,179 --> 00:14:35,016
Shoot. I shouldn't have
explained.

363
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,621
Hades: And now I'm super mad!

364
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:39,057
Hades:
And you're going in the pit.

365
00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:41,161
Stupendous: Why Prack?
They're innocent.

366
00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:42,897
Hades: I'm not
doing this to hurt Prack.

367
00:14:42,898 --> 00:14:44,902
I'm doing it to hurt you.

368
00:14:44,903 --> 00:14:46,940
And you're banished.
Stupendous: Wait.

369
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,044
What does that mean happens
when I die?

370
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,082
Are you're not gonna tell me?

371
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,520
No one could go through
life not knowing that.

372
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,422
Stupendous: No!

373
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,942
♪

374
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:07,949
Tantalus:
Hey, work hard. Play harder.

375
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,251
Sisyphus:
The hustle never stops.

376
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:12,056
Prack: Wake up
and smell the... hustle.

377
00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:13,793
Sisyphus: Yeah!
Tantalus: All right!

378
00:15:13,794 --> 00:15:15,061
Hades: Do you know
why you're doing this?

379
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:16,866
Prack: Huh?
Hades: Long story short,

380
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:19,069
you're being constantly
reminded of downfall.

381
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:21,007
Do you get it, Stupendous?

382
00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:23,145
I assume you're watching through
my special mirror,

383
00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:25,984
which I know I banished you,
but I really want that back

384
00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,989
because, you know, it's cool
and it belonged to someone

385
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,895
I cared about and I
had to kill her to get it, so...

386
00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:32,263
Prack: Who's Stupendous?

387
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,233
Hades: Oh, and I wiped
their memory.

388
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,238
Hippocampus: Well, at least we
know what the mirror is now.

389
00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:38,408
Stupendous: Shh!
Hades: I'll make you a deal.

390
00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:41,382
Kill yourself one last time
and bring back my stuff,

391
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,285
especially that mirror
because I really like it,

392
00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:46,593
and I might think about
letting Prack out of the pit.

393
00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:48,262
Hades out.

394
00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:51,168
Stupendous:
Oh, I'll bring him his stuff.

395
00:15:51,302 --> 00:16:07,166
♪

396
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,903
Hippocampus: Stupe!
Stupendous: What?

397
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,574
Hippocampus: I was gonna say,

398
00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:14,582
I am very excited
to watch you use that stuff.

399
00:16:14,716 --> 00:16:16,318
Stupendous: Me, too!

400
00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:20,059
♪

401
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,197
Guard: Hey, you're not
allowed in.

402
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,669
Stupendous: And you're not
allowed to have a head.

403
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:28,108
[Blow lands]
Guard: That was awesome!

404
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,287
Prack: Uh, hello?

405
00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,058
Stupendous: Listen to me,
your name is Prack.

406
00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,694
In life, we were enemies,

407
00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:41,536
but in death, we became friends,
more than friends.

408
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,804
I'm in love with you,

409
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,374
and not because
you're not available

410
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:47,614
or I have a death wish,
but because you're an equal,

411
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,950
and I don't have many of those.

412
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,421
I died a thousand times
to be with you,

413
00:16:51,556 --> 00:16:55,931
and I'll die a thousand more
times to bring back what we had.

414
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,269
Prack:
You said my name is Prack?

415
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,173
Stupendous: Yeah. We can start
there. You're Prack.

416
00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:04,515
I'm Stupendous.
Prack: You really are.

417
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,384
♪

418
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:10,860
Hades: Seriously?

419
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,195
And you didn't even
bring the mirror?

420
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:15,637
I am really getting sick of you.
[Yells]

421
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,444
Tyrannis: So--

422
00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:21,348
Deliria: I think we
just don't talk about it.

423
00:17:21,481 --> 00:17:23,218
Tyrannis: Yeah? Not at all?
Can we--can we do that?

424
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,789
Deliria: Of course. Why not?

425
00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:26,124
Tyrannis: It's just we've been

426
00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:27,928
through this whole thing
together.

427
00:17:28,029 --> 00:17:30,132
You don't think we need to do
a recap or a... post-mortem?

428
00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,969
Deliria: Nope.
I think we can move on.

429
00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,707
Shlub: Yeah, a week from now,

430
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:36,244
who's even gonna remember?

431
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:39,852
Tyrannis: Do we still have
any of that cheese?

432
00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:42,257
Stupendous: You let them go.

433
00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:44,394
Hades: I don't take orders
from people in the pit.

434
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,698
Stupendous: Then we'll just
have to get out of the pit.

435
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,135
Sisyphus!

436
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,607
Hades: What are you doing? No!

437
00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:53,914
Sisyphus: Whoa. All this core
work has really paid off.

438
00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:55,617
[Groans]

439
00:17:55,751 --> 00:18:04,969
♪

440
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,473
Hades: Get back in there! No!

441
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,643
[All grunting]

442
00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,248
[Yells]

443
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,853
♪

444
00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:17,728
[Yells]

445
00:18:17,895 --> 00:18:34,594
♪

446
00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:36,498
[Both yell]

447
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:41,909
♪

448
00:18:44,348 --> 00:18:48,422
Hades: The first one's free,
but the nex--Aah!

449
00:18:48,557 --> 00:18:49,491
[Coughs]

450
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:52,830
Hades: That's right.
Get it all o--Uh! Uh! Uh!

451
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,435
Lava creature: Hey, man,
I think he's had enough.

452
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:58,041
[Stupendous yells]
Hades: No! No, no, no! No!

453
00:18:58,141 --> 00:19:02,316
Ow! Ow. Ow.

454
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:06,224
Hades: I am getting
really tired of y--oof!

455
00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,294
[Hades growls]
Stupendous: Get used to it.

456
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:10,934
Hades: Then you get used
to me wiping Prack's memories.

457
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,504
[Snaps fingers]

458
00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:16,310
Prack: I am Pra-- Wait.
I was just saying something?

459
00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:19,217
Hades: I can do this
all existence.

460
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,956
Stupendous: So can I.

461
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,496
But I don't want that for Prack.

462
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,101
You don't want to be a bad guy?
Let Prack go.

463
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,939
Let them live in
the palace you gave us.

464
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:31,543
And in return, I'll leave

465
00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:34,081
instead of staying here
and ripping your arms off

466
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,583
and beating you
with them forever.

467
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:39,056
Hades: I mean, in
a way, that does sound easier.

468
00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:40,593
Done.

469
00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:48,977
♪

470
00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:51,347
Stupendous:
You won't remember me,

471
00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:53,084
but maybe you'll remember this.

472
00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:56,725
My answer is yes.
[Kiss]

473
00:19:56,826 --> 00:20:05,076
♪

474
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:08,950
Hippocampus:
OK, when I tell you to--

475
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,453
Stupendous: Aah!

476
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:11,856
Hippocampus: Stupe!
You're alive! Say something.

477
00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:13,025
Are you OK?

478
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,460
Stupendous: It's over.

479
00:20:14,461 --> 00:20:16,765
I let Prack go.
I'll never see them again.

480
00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:19,839
Hippocampus: Correction:
You may never meet Prack again.

481
00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:23,445
As for seeing Prack again...

482
00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,516
♪

483
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:29,024
Stupendous: I can make do with
this for a while. Thanks, bro.

484
00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,894
[Servants chittering]

485
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:38,777
♪

486
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:42,316
[Sighs]

487
00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,687
Daimon:
Can we just do this later?

488
00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:47,728
Wife: I don't know, Eury.
Can we feed our children later?

489
00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,700
Did you not bring home
any corpses for them to eat?

490
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,605
Eurynomos: But you
don't know the day I've had.

491
00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:54,440
Wife: Because you don't tell me.

492
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,046
You come home after the kids
are asleep and go downstairs

493
00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:58,682
to play with your
damn toy skeletons.

494
00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:01,088
Eurynomos: OK, they are
model skeletons, and they are

495
00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,824
the only outlet for my stress.

496
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:04,494
Wife: Because
you won't sleep with me!

497
00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:07,934
Eurynomos: Because you
find me repulsive. Admit it.

498
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,141
Wife: Eury, I--No. I don't.

499
00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,711
Come here. Please come here.

500
00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,615
Eurynomos: Every time I go
to the lake of fire

501
00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:16,551
and find corpses,
these two crazy warriors

502
00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:19,558
just start killing me.
Like, it's fun for them.

503
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:22,698
Wife: You'll find corpses
tomorrow, OK?

504
00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:23,967
[Awk, awk]

505
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,637
Dan: Did you get any of that?

506
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,645
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]