1
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Hippocampus: It's a simple
request.

2
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Stop cleaning
your dirty battle swords

3
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in the pool where I sleep.

4
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If I don't clean them,
the blood turns to rust.

5
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Then do it
literally anywhere else!

6
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Shlub: Good news, children.
I'm taking to the sea.

7
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If the tides are in my favor,

8
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this time on the morrow
I'll be singing shanties

9
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with the Saharans.

10
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I breathe water.

11
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Anything you put
in the water goes into my body.

12
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Tyrannis: Shut up and listen.

13
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Sorry, but in one minute,
Mount Krapopolis

14
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is going to erupt,
and we're all going to die,

15
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hence the tone.

16
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[Rumbling]

17
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We need to get to higher ground.

18
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No! We stay and fight!

19
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No! We stay and eat!
I had a good run.

20
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Why waste breakfast quail?

21
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All: Whoa!

22
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Wait. How did you know
the volcano was gonna erupt?

23
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Because this is the 60th time
I've lived this day

24
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I've been cursed by Chronos.

25
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I think I pronounced
his name wrong or something.

26
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Shlub: Oh, Cronos,
Zeus' father.

27
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No. Shh. that's the whole--

28
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you're gonna piss him off
even more.

29
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There's two Chronoses.

30
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One is Zeus's father,

31
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and one is the elder god
of time.

32
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Shoot! The volcano is here.

33
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You guys go.
I'll hold off this lava and--

34
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aah!

35
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[All screaming]

36
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And 61.

37
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Aah!

38
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Open the gate!

39
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Both: Who goes there?

40
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It's me Scott--King Tyrannis!

41
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Both: Hey! What are you
doing out there?

42
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Let's just go ahead
and open the gate now, please.

43
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Come on, come on. Ehh!

44
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Sorry. I was much nicer
the first 30 times we did this.

45
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Well, you did say, "please"

46
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Tyrannis: Excuse me. Excuse me.

47
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Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

48
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Why does there have to be
so much running?

49
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If I don't clean them,
the blood turns to rust.

50
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Then do it
literally anywhere else!

51
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Tyrannis: OK, everyone.
We got to go now!

52
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-[Grunting]
-Stupendous: Uh...

53
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Tyrannis: Listen.
There's free ice cream outside.

54
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Meat ice cream!

55
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Shlub: Good news, children.

56
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I'm off to battle
the mighty hydradusa.

57
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Am I interrupting
some horseplay?

58
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You have to listen to me.

59
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I've spent
this last two months living

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this day over and over.

61
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I know everything that's about
to happen.

62
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OK. Then What's Dad
gonna do next?

63
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He's actually the only person
who's different every time.

64
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I'm famously erratic! Ha-cha!

65
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-How convenient for you.
-Not really!

66
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[Rumbling]

67
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Ah! It's too late again.

68
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While I've got you,
maybe you can help me

69
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figure this out.

70
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Every day, the volcano erupts,
everyone dies,

71
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and no one remembers it but me.

72
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I'm trying to stop it,
but it's very stressful,

73
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and I've had no success,
and by the way,

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it's impossible to get sympathy
from anyone about it.

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Hippocampus: Huh?
Stupendous: Whoa!

76
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So do you not even care about
being burned up by lava?

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No, I care.
It really, uh, sucks.

78
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-It really sucks.
-Ah. I was hoping you'd say

79
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it's really no big deal.

80
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I can say that if you want.

81
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[Screaming]

82
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We need to go now.

83
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The palace is the first thing
engulfed by lava.

84
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Pfft! You're worried about
a little lava.

85
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Right. We've never
talked about this.

86
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Why do you think you're
stronger than lava?

87
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Uh, because I am.

88
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[Boom]

89
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Stupendous: Ohh!
Shlub: Ohh!

90
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I didn't see that coming.

91
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I just told you it was coming.

92
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Have you tried apologizing
to Chronos?

93
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He won't talk to me.

94
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I mean, can't Mom talk to him?

95
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-You haven't told Mom?
-Uh...

96
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[Screaming]

97
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Don't you think this
one could be fun to figure out

98
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for ourselves?

99
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[Screaming]

100
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Mum is dead...somehow.

101
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[Screaming]

102
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I have a peanut allergy.

103
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[Screaming]

104
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I just don't like
asking Mum for help, OK?

105
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I'd rather die 11,000 deaths!

106
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[Screaming]

107
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All right.
I'll ask her for help.

108
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[Gasps]

109
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Mother?

110
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♪ Mother

111
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-Mother!
-[Citizens screaming]

112
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Mother! Agh!

113
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Mother!

114
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Mother, I'm dying...

115
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to give you some cake.

116
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Deliria: What kind of cake?

117
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I don't like it
when it's too wet.

118
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Hang on. Have you been
that sparrow this whole time?

119
00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:11,308
Fine. You caught me.

120
00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,734
Some mornings,
I like to be a sparrow.

121
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I have sparrow friends.

122
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We engage in sparrow gossip.

123
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It's mostly about worms.
Now where's this cake?

124
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There is no cake.
I need your help!

125
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-Need or want?
-Need!

126
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It's still a pass.

127
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[Rumbling]

128
00:04:23,505 --> 00:04:25,097
I spent a week
trying to find you,

129
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and now I'm going to die
in lava again.

130
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What do you mean again?

131
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-You're not running.
-It doesn't matter.

132
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I've been cursed by "Cronos."
I die every day.

133
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-Do you mean Chronos?
-Yeah, see, that's a problem.

134
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I honestly can barely
hear the difference.

135
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"Cronos." "'Nos." "Cronos."

136
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No. Chronos! Oh, Tyrannus.

137
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Is this why he cursed you?

138
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He's done this before,
these loops in time.

139
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Wait a minute. Am I in it?

140
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He put me in a time loop
without my permission?

141
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We need to stop this.

142
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It's too late, this loop.

143
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We have to do all this again?!

144
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How do you think I feel?
I'm in a time loop.

145
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Aah! Ow! That's hot.

146
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Tyrannus?

147
00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:04,970
-I beg your pardon?
-Yes.

148
00:05:05,047 --> 00:05:06,454
That offends you, doesn't it,

149
00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,122
stuck in someone else's
time loop.

150
00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,641
"Cronos" did this to you.

151
00:05:09,718 --> 00:05:11,626
"Cronos"? Do you mean Chronos?

152
00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,053
Yes. He cursed me.

153
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Do you think you could talk
to him for me,

154
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get him to lift the curse?

155
00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,724
Well, if that's what you
need from me,

156
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you're going to have to get
better at asking quickly

157
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because I'm not a genie,
Tyrannus.

158
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I'm not the god of time,

159
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so I need you to be quicker
about getting my help.

160
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Oh, that should be easy.

161
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You know, you're actually
kind of a difficult person.

162
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Not sure if you're
aware of that.

163
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[Boom]

164
00:05:34,226 --> 00:05:36,001
Here, give me something to cut
through the resistance,

165
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something you'd never tell
me unless you were sure

166
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I was going to die.

167
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Fine. If you're really going
to die in lava,

168
00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,341
how about this?

169
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Tell me...

170
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[Gasps]

171
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You gave me up
for adoption when I was 3,

172
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and there's an ogre
who technically still owns me.

173
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-Who told you that?
-You did, Mum.

174
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I'm in a time loop.
We need to talk about Chronos.

175
00:05:55,171 --> 00:05:56,855
Well, why didn't you say so?

176
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[Sparrow chirps]

177
00:05:58,007 --> 00:05:59,232
Why would he have worms?

178
00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,197
[Eagle screeches]

179
00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:07,449
[Blues-like music playing]

180
00:06:13,448 --> 00:06:15,523
What's this I hear
about you cursing my son?

181
00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:19,285
Oh! Hey, little man.
Your mom's a god?

182
00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,588
-I didn't know that.
-Look. He's a stupid human.

183
00:06:21,665 --> 00:06:23,123
He got your name wrong.

184
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He thought you were "Cronos."
Who cares?

185
00:06:24,943 --> 00:06:28,628
Wait. Who the hell is "Cronos"?
There's another Chronos?

186
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I don't give a crap
how you pronounce my name.

187
00:06:31,116 --> 00:06:32,707
How petty do you think I am?

188
00:06:32,784 --> 00:06:35,785
I'm the god of time.
My moments are centuries.

189
00:06:35,787 --> 00:06:37,621
My experiences are millennia.

190
00:06:37,623 --> 00:06:41,625
I eat stars, poop asteroids,
and fight dinosaurs.

191
00:06:41,627 --> 00:06:43,050
Rawwr! Cah!

192
00:06:43,128 --> 00:06:44,385
What's a dinosaur?

193
00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:46,053
Something
way cooler than a human.

194
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Whatever he did,
let's work it out, shall we?

195
00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:49,724
I don't have all day.

196
00:06:49,801 --> 00:06:51,468
Well, that's not true.

197
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What could he have possibly
done to make you

198
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put him in a time loop?

199
00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,656
I didn't like this thing
he said.

200
00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:58,208
What did I say?

201
00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:03,163
What the hell is all this crap
that everybody's building?

202
00:07:03,239 --> 00:07:05,072
Uh, civil--civilization?

203
00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,983
You built it next to a volcano.

204
00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:11,171
There's volcanoes all over
the place, "Cronos," right?

205
00:07:11,247 --> 00:07:13,490
-Chronos.
-Oh, sorry. Uh...

206
00:07:13,492 --> 00:07:16,918
-What if the volcano erupts?
-Erupts?

207
00:07:16,995 --> 00:07:18,845
I mean, I'm assuming
eventually it will,

208
00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:21,514
but we don't really have time
to think about things like that.

209
00:07:21,591 --> 00:07:23,942
I mean, we have to take it one
day at a time, you know?

210
00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:25,852
It doesn't make any sense.

211
00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:27,446
Why would you build a city?

212
00:07:27,522 --> 00:07:29,781
Why would you even go
down the road of doing

213
00:07:29,858 --> 00:07:31,341
any of this stuff in a world

214
00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:33,100
where there are volcanoes
at all?

215
00:07:33,178 --> 00:07:35,195
Well, with all due respect,
these are questions

216
00:07:35,271 --> 00:07:36,955
mortals can't really afford
to ask ourselves.

217
00:07:37,032 --> 00:07:40,459
There are more important things,
and we just don't have the time.

218
00:07:40,535 --> 00:07:42,210
Did you say "Cronos"?

219
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What kind of an answer was that?

220
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This kid clearly
needed his head straightened.

221
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Deliria: All right,
but now you've made your point.

222
00:07:49,118 --> 00:07:51,528
-Can't you let him out of this?
-Yeah, I don't know.

223
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I don't know.
Have I made my point?

224
00:07:54,032 --> 00:07:55,699
I mean, the city's still there.

225
00:07:55,701 --> 00:07:57,217
Well, that doesn't make sense.

226
00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:59,202
You're making him repeat
the same day

227
00:07:59,204 --> 00:08:00,795
over and over again.

228
00:08:00,872 --> 00:08:02,222
That's not enough time
to move a city.

229
00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:04,224
But if I do move the city,

230
00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:06,467
if I move every man, woman,
and child, get them all out,

231
00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:08,153
then would you let me
out of this?

232
00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:10,655
If you got every single
person out somehow?

233
00:08:10,732 --> 00:08:13,066
Sure. That's exactly the kind
of thing that would

234
00:08:13,142 --> 00:08:14,400
make me reconsider.

235
00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:15,568
Power chord!

236
00:08:15,645 --> 00:08:19,146
♪ Raahhhhh

237
00:08:19,224 --> 00:08:20,982
Oh, sorry.
I thought the volcano

238
00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:22,559
was about to erupt.

239
00:08:22,577 --> 00:08:25,128
Heh. So did I.
You'd think after 94 times--

240
00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:29,156
What is it about goblin blood?

241
00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:30,750
-[Screech]
-Aah!

242
00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:33,845
♪ But instead,
it was his arse ♪

243
00:08:33,922 --> 00:08:35,180
-Huh!
-Aah!

244
00:08:39,411 --> 00:08:40,760
This is the fourth time
we've done this

245
00:08:40,837 --> 00:08:42,187
since Mum got on board.

246
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The first time,
you argued until we died.

247
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The second time,
you told me your secrets,

248
00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:47,042
then argued until we died.

249
00:08:47,044 --> 00:08:48,843
The third time, Mother dropped
Stupe as an eagle,

250
00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,195
and she died,
and now we're here.

251
00:08:50,272 --> 00:08:52,422
Maybe next time,
watch the talons.

252
00:08:52,424 --> 00:08:54,758
Maybe next time, die in lava.

253
00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,276
It sounds like I did.

254
00:08:56,352 --> 00:08:58,595
Does this timely loop mean
I could have a drink

255
00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,855
in my favorite bar
before it burns down,

256
00:09:00,932 --> 00:09:03,024
die, and be fine tomorrow?

257
00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:04,934
Well, technically, yes,
but you still die

258
00:09:04,936 --> 00:09:06,360
a terrible death.

259
00:09:06,438 --> 00:09:09,572
You had me
at "technically, yes."

260
00:09:09,574 --> 00:09:12,942
Hippocampus: So you were saying
your plan is to fight a volcano?

261
00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:15,628
My plan is to neutralize
a volcano

262
00:09:15,705 --> 00:09:19,299
by saving every last person
in the city.

263
00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,726
Hey. Did you ever die
from an exploded house

264
00:09:21,845 --> 00:09:23,803
-landing on you?
-No.

265
00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,565
Well, then at least
this will be a new experience.

266
00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,310
Hippocampus:
We were under that?!

267
00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:31,570
Tyrannis: Most of us.

268
00:09:31,646 --> 00:09:33,554
Dad died in a tavern fire
moments earlier.

269
00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,222
Ah. Then I died happy.

270
00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,650
I'm still mad that
Chronos time looped me.

271
00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:39,226
I don't even like this city.

272
00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,895
He's flaunting his power.

273
00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:42,138
Well, I have power too,
you know.

274
00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,656
10 bears!

275
00:09:43,809 --> 00:09:46,251
[Roaring]

276
00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:48,420
The good news is Mum
is on board to help.

277
00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,830
Figuring out how to pull
that off was not easy.

278
00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:52,165
I'm actually
pretty proud about it.

279
00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:54,593
Even with Mom,
this feels impossible.

280
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:57,170
Knowing where everyone is
on this particular morning

281
00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:59,246
and getting them all
out of the city in time

282
00:09:59,324 --> 00:10:00,824
-could take--
-Centuries?

283
00:10:00,826 --> 00:10:02,325
That's time that I have.

284
00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:04,919
Wait. So then what's
the plan for today?

285
00:10:04,996 --> 00:10:07,922
-Research!
-So we help you do research,

286
00:10:07,999 --> 00:10:09,757
and then we die.

287
00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:11,668
W-what? Well, no,

288
00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:14,187
because, you see,
uh, eventually, I save you.

289
00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,022
Eventually, but not today.

290
00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:18,174
Well, technically,
it will be today,

291
00:10:18,176 --> 00:10:20,118
just not the today we're--

292
00:10:20,195 --> 00:10:22,120
Hippocampus: So excited
to help you out

293
00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,271
with this little project, bro.

294
00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:26,699
Yeah, I'd much rather do this
than fight the lava

295
00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:30,203
For the literal thousandth time,
you cannot fight the lava.

296
00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:32,205
Deliria: This is a new low.
Hippocampus: You run from lava!

297
00:10:32,281 --> 00:10:33,465
Stupendous: Just let me
fight it! I can take it!

298
00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:34,874
Shlub: Not your finest
hour there, son.

299
00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,876
Tyrannis: I'll be right back.

300
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:37,802
Shlub: I think you've made
a proper tom fool of yourself.

301
00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:39,529
[Volcano exploding]

302
00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:41,122
Tyrannis: And we should all
be safe out here

303
00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:42,866
to do this important research.

304
00:10:42,868 --> 00:10:45,977
Hippocampus: How is watching
an entire city die research?

305
00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:47,720
Aside from Dad,
everything happens

306
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,205
the same way every day.

307
00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:50,482
If I can memorize what happens,

308
00:10:50,558 --> 00:10:52,817
we can make a plan
to save everyone.

309
00:10:52,894 --> 00:10:54,544
Here it comes.

310
00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:55,895
Hippocampus: Does anyone else
still think that Ty

311
00:10:55,972 --> 00:10:57,547
might be totally full of sh--

312
00:10:57,549 --> 00:10:59,199
[Volcano explodes]

313
00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:04,220
Stupendous: How in Hades
do we stop that?

314
00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:07,056
Hippocampus:
I have some thoughts.

315
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,833
Safe out here, huh, bro?

316
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,076
Tyrannis:
I honestly thought it was.

317
00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:11,652
You had some thoughts?

318
00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:12,987
Hippocampus: Hopefully,
I'll have them again

319
00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:14,673
in the next loop!

320
00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,766
Tyrannis: Right. This is
the path of the lava.

321
00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:19,010
This is the safe zone
outside the city walls.

322
00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:21,087
We clear as many people
out as we can

323
00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:23,306
before the eruption
and then go from there.

324
00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:40,115
[Citizens screaming]

325
00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:44,110
OK. Well, we weren't able
to save everyone,

326
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:46,262
but this was the best try yet.

327
00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:47,688
We're gonna be able
to do this, people!

328
00:11:47,766 --> 00:11:49,356
Hippocampus: Maybe don't smile
so much when these people

329
00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:52,952
watch their homes
and friends disappear into fire.

330
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,455
To be clear, I wasn't smiling
at the tragedy.

331
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:58,532
I was smiling at the future
lack of tragedy.

332
00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,885
[People screaming]

333
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:02,595
I'm just going to go.

334
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,100
Aah!

335
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,544
Aah!

336
00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:11,804
Aaaah!

337
00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:14,640
-Ohh!
-Aah!

338
00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:17,551
My lord--unh!

339
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:20,280
Hippocampus: Aah!
Stupendous: Aah!

340
00:12:24,652 --> 00:12:25,994
It's time.

341
00:12:27,155 --> 00:12:28,654
-Eagle!
-You don't get to--

342
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:30,081
Eagle!

343
00:12:30,158 --> 00:12:32,492
Where has this guy
been your entire life?

344
00:12:32,644 --> 00:12:33,993
[Screeches]

345
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,312
So your plan is to fight
a volcano?

346
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:38,664
My plan is to beat
a volcano today.

347
00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:40,091
Hippo, you'll divert lava.

348
00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:42,243
Stupe, you'll evacuate
the city with the army.

349
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,320
Mother, you'll turn the elderly
into tiny animals

350
00:12:44,322 --> 00:12:45,930
and carry them out in baskets.

351
00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:48,749
And what of Shlub?
I'm handy in a pinch

352
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,844
and handsy in a--what the?

353
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,346
The plan never works
if he's conscious.

354
00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,348
Hippocampus: How long have you
been doing this?

355
00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,358
Tyrannis: I lost track
after a hundred years.

356
00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:25,637
You missed.

357
00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:27,454
[Cheering]

358
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:30,183
[Music playing,
indistinct chatter]

359
00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,387
It's finally over.

360
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,630
Hippocampus: Finally over?
It's been a day.

361
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,132
Are you seriously
still don't believe

362
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,725
I've been trapped
in a loop for a century?

363
00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:41,727
As a scientist,
I have my doubts.

364
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:43,637
I still think it would have
been easier for me to

365
00:13:43,715 --> 00:13:46,232
climb the mountain and block
the volcano with my body.

366
00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:47,884
For what it's worth,
I let you try that

367
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,385
for a whole month.

368
00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:51,404
I'm gonna get some food.
Want anything?

369
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,707
Ahh. Just to wake up
on a new day.

370
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,986
No.

371
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,596
No!

372
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:01,822
[Panting]

373
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,324
Chronos, you said
if I saved everyone

374
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:04,917
you'd break the loop.

375
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:06,069
We had a deal.
What are you trying to...

376
00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,420
[Speeds up]

377
00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:09,496
and I do not appreciate--
hang on.

378
00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:10,590
Did you just speed up time
while I was talking to you?

379
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:11,757
That's incredibly...

380
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,685
[Speeds up]

381
00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:15,520
on me for thinking
an elder god

382
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:17,355
would be a grownup.

383
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:18,915
Are you done?

384
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,417
I said I'd reconsider,
and I did.

385
00:14:21,419 --> 00:14:23,269
Uh, no.
I'll even do it again,

386
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:25,605
throw in another
reconsideration for free.

387
00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:27,181
Here you go. Mmm. No.

388
00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:29,350
Tyrannis: This is outrageous!
That's not what--

389
00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:32,036
So I changed my mind then
because whatever.

390
00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:34,113
Deal with it, man.

391
00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,541
But I even--I worked so hard
with my mum.

392
00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:39,526
Oh, yeah. You learned to work
with your mom.

393
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:40,937
Good for you.

394
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:42,696
So you want to keep doing that,

395
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,290
learn how to work with people
and then work with them,

396
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,442
or is it gonna turn out
that's the kind of thing

397
00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:47,886
you only do when you think
it's gonna

398
00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:49,387
pay off for you somehow,

399
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,055
and once you realize it isn't

400
00:14:51,132 --> 00:14:54,893
get a little bored and give up

401
00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:58,304
now that you can really
afford to ask that question,

402
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:01,024
now that you have the time?

403
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,402
Thought so.

404
00:15:04,479 --> 00:15:05,445
♪ Reeerrrooo

405
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,967
[Gasps]

406
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,161
[Sparrows chirping]

407
00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:18,499
[Citizens screaming]

408
00:15:26,985 --> 00:15:29,010
[Screaming]

409
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,851
Chronos: Wake up!

410
00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:47,261
Now that's what I'm
talking about.

411
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,781
-Huh?
-You learned your lesson. Great.

412
00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:52,692
What lesson? That everything
is pointless, nothing matters?

413
00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:54,935
Yes! I haven't heard you crying

414
00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:56,696
and sucking your thumb
for a while

415
00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:58,122
or questioning me.

416
00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:00,533
Are you a child?
Are you kidding me?

417
00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:04,353
Little man, I would kill you
for talking to me like that,

418
00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,447
but you're going to live.

419
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,207
I already know there's
something worse than death,

420
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:10,617
and you clearly still need
to figure that part out.

421
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:12,303
I'm trying to teach you
a real thing here.

422
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:15,622
I'd love to introduce you
to my friends the dinosaurs,

423
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,082
but I can't.

424
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,810
Go ask them how important
it is to worry

425
00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:20,961
about all the other dinosaurs
and all that.

426
00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,555
It doesn't matter!

427
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:24,207
These are lessons, little man.

428
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:28,060
No one's ever gonna
do you any favors.

429
00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:29,970
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard

430
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,714
in my entire life!

431
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:34,808
Uh, yeah. All right. Fine,
but hey, here's your reward.

432
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:36,661
Now consequences matter again.

433
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:39,330
You get to live
the volcano day one more time,

434
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,832
no take backs,

435
00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:42,558
move forward
with what you've learned.

436
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,151
What are you gonna do,
little man?

437
00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:45,986
Wait. You didn't stop
the volcano?

438
00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:48,172
I didn't start the volcano.

439
00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:49,732
That was fire lizards.

440
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,826
I just saw it and thought
this could be funny.

441
00:16:52,904 --> 00:16:54,554
But I can't save everyone now.

442
00:16:54,589 --> 00:16:57,831
The day already started,
and Shlub is famously erratic.

443
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,259
Did I say you have
to save anybody?

444
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:03,170
You don't have to do jack!
That's my point.

445
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:06,190
This time, tomorrow is tomorrow
no matter what you do.

446
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:09,752
Let's see what you do now that
you've had some perspective

447
00:17:09,754 --> 00:17:11,845
and--seriously?!

448
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:14,032
This is how you want to
spend your last day?

449
00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:16,701
You moron! All right. Fine.

450
00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:19,370
We'll pick this up
after you die!

451
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:22,281
So your plan is to
fight a volcano?

452
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,450
I don't know.
That was the plan,

453
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:26,452
and it worked before,
but Dad was unconscious.

454
00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:28,454
Also, have been drinking
for the past 100 years,

455
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,364
so I'm not sure I totally
remember the plan,

456
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:32,383
but it's life or death,
so let's go.

457
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,218
Hippo, this is really happening,
so take it seriously.

458
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:36,462
How could I not
take it seriously?

459
00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:38,281
Stupe, you are not
immune to lava.

460
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,207
Really? Because I feel like
maybe just

461
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:41,634
a little lava would be OK.

462
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:45,137
Stupe, you are not...
immune...to lava.

463
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:48,791
-Fair enough.
-No mistakes.

464
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,568
One mistake.
Out of my system.

465
00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:52,161
[Volcano erupts]

466
00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:54,197
Hey! The volcano erupted.

467
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,636
Tyrannis:
Does anyone see Shlub?

468
00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:02,988
Shlub: Did someone say Shlub,
and did they also say,

469
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,640
"Let's see him juggle"?

470
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:07,001
Tyrannis: There!
Someone shoot him before--aah!

471
00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:10,546
Could be worse.

472
00:18:12,984 --> 00:18:15,318
Deliria: Does your plan normally
involve you turning to yell

473
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,486
at your father
and then falling off a roof

474
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:19,764
into an alley
about to be filled with lava?

475
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:22,249
Just get Dad out of the city!

476
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,827
[Deliria screeches]

477
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,729
[Grunting]

478
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,485
-Whoa!
-[Screech]

479
00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:43,696
We did it! Everyone is out.

480
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:46,607
Shlub: Still never hurts to do
one final sweep

481
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,459
before the bar burns down.

482
00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:50,378
Dad, noooo!

483
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,970
All right. That's enough.
Now you're being theatrical.

484
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:00,880
At the end of it all,
you're just gonna throw

485
00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:02,531
your life away for your dad,

486
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,550
who's gonna die
eventually anyway?

487
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:07,145
What's your point even?
Doesn't make sense.

488
00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:10,206
Oh. What the hell
were you thinking?

489
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,316
I wasn't. Honestly,
I didn't think.

490
00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:14,134
I just acted.

491
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:17,155
How are you dumber
and less cool than dinosaurs?

492
00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:19,991
I don't know what those are,
but they sound stupid.

493
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,660
-Uh, yeah.
-And I do it all again--

494
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,069
leading people to safety,

495
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:25,738
learning to make
the perfect omelet,

496
00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:27,814
going on a first date
with every woman in the city.

497
00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:29,909
[Speeds up]

498
00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,652
I guess I am stubborn.

499
00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,654
I didn't know how stubborn
until I spent a millennium

500
00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:35,339
refusing to say, "You win,"

501
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,990
but my flaw is also
my strength, and...

502
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,918
[Speeds up]

503
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,419
maybe that's what being immortal

504
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:43,014
makes it impossible
to understand.

505
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,167
Oh, OK. So I thought you were
trying to say

506
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:48,686
humans were better than us,

507
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,946
but if you're saying it's
just how you were born,

508
00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:53,173
like a congenital disorder,
then it's not your fault,

509
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:55,751
so there's no point in
me punishing you for it.

510
00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:58,587
Ehh, you humans can
go on existing,

511
00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:00,606
and I'll take a nap
till you're done.

512
00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:03,201
I'm gonna give you,
like, 10,000 years at most.

513
00:20:03,277 --> 00:20:04,760
Tyrannis: What about me?

514
00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,353
You'll live,
and you know what?

515
00:20:06,431 --> 00:20:08,522
I'll even undestroy your city.

516
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:11,042
After you go to sleep tonight,
one more reset, no volcano.

517
00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,935
Never liked those
fire lizards anyway.

518
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:16,196
I might actually skip my nap
and see how this pans out.

519
00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:19,108
You dummies aren't
uninteresting.

520
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,110
-Unh!
-Ohh!

521
00:20:21,112 --> 00:20:22,962
Hippocampus: Is that it?
Is it over?

522
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,056
Deliria: No. Now we get revenge
on Chronos

523
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,283
for trapping me in the loop
with all of you.

524
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:29,310
Rise up, worshippers.

525
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,124
I want more flowers
in my temple this week.

526
00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:36,883
Hey! Free lava!

527
00:20:36,961 --> 00:20:39,195
Tyrannis: Stupe, no!
Stupendous: Aah!

528
00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,291
[Sizzling]

529
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:56,312
The trick is to whisk enough air
into the eggs

530
00:20:56,314 --> 00:20:57,755
that they lighten
to a pale yellow,

531
00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,091
but if you whisk too much,
you actually beat the air

532
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,742
out of them again,

533
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,986
which will make
your omelet flat.

534
00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:05,912
[Sizzling]

535
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,339
Hippocampus: Is this
enough chives?

536
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,174
Yes, Hippo. Thank you,
but next time,

537
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,826
cut them at a slight angle.

538
00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:12,344
It exposes more
of the interior,

539
00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:14,013
which extracts more flavor,

540
00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:16,923
and as a bonus, it's more
aesthetically pleasing.

541
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,501
Hippocampus: I'll be damned!

542
00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:20,945
It is more
aesthetically pleasing!

543
00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:22,688
What's this sudden interest
in omelets?

544
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:25,174
Oh. The city is going to be
destroyed in a few seconds,

545
00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:26,842
and I don't care anymore.

546
00:21:26,844 --> 00:21:29,603
-What?
-I said eat up.

547
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,622
[Rumbling]

548
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,291
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?

549
00:21:35,703 --> 00:21:36,627
Voice: Bento!
[Cheering]