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Hippocampus: It's a simple
request.

2
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Stop cleaning
your dirty battle swords

3
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in the pool where I sleep.

4
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If I don't clean them,
the blood turns to rust.

5
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Then do it
literally anywhere else!

6
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Shlub: Good news, children.
I'm taking to the sea.

7
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If the tides are in my favor,

8
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this time on the morrow
I'll be singing shanties

9
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with the Saharans.

10
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I breathe water.

11
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Anything you put
in the water goes into my body.

12
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Tyrannis: Shut up and listen.

13
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Sorry, but in one minute,
Mount Krapopolis

14
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is going to erupt,
and we're all going to die,

15
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hence the tone.

16
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[Rumbling]

17
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We need to get to higher ground.

18
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No! We stay and fight!

19
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No! We stay and eat!
I had a good run.

20
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Why waste breakfast quail?

21
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All: Whoa!

22
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Wait. How did you know
the volcano was gonna erupt?

23
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Because this is the 60th time
I've lived this day

24
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I've been cursed by Chronos.

25
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I think I pronounced
his name wrong or something.

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Shlub: Oh, Cronos,
Zeus' father.

27
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No. Shh. that's the whole--

28
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you're gonna piss him off
even more.

29
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There's two Chronoses.

30
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One is Zeus's father,

31
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and one is the elder god
of time.

32
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Shoot! The volcano is here.

33
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You guys go.
I'll hold off this lava and--

34
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aah!

35
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[All screaming]

36
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And 61.

37
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Aah!

38
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Open the gate!

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Both: Who goes there?

40
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It's me Scott--King Tyrannis!

41
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Both: Hey! What are you
doing out there?

42
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Let's just go ahead
and open the gate now, please.

43
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Come on, come on. Ehh!

44
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Sorry. I was much nicer
the first 30 times we did this.

45
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Well, you did say, "please"

46
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Tyrannis: Excuse me. Excuse me.

47
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Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

48
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Why does there have to be
so much running?

49
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If I don't clean them,
the blood turns to rust.

50
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Then do it
literally anywhere else!

51
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Tyrannis: OK, everyone.
We got to go now!

52
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- [Grunting]
- Stupendous: Uh...

53
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Tyrannis: Listen.
There's free ice cream outside.

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Meat ice cream!

55
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Shlub: Good news, children.

56
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I'm off to battle
the mighty hydradusa.

57
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Am I interrupting
some horseplay?

58
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You have to listen to me.

59
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I've spent
this last two months living

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this day over and over.

61
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I know everything that's about
to happen.

62
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OK. Then What's Dad
gonna do next?

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He's actually the only person
who's different every time.

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I'm famously erratic! Ha-cha!

65
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- How convenient for you.
- Not really!

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[Rumbling]

67
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Ah! It's too late again.

68
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While I've got you,
maybe you can help me

69
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figure this out.

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Every day, the volcano erupts,
everyone dies,

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and no one remembers it but me.

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I'm trying to stop it,
but it's very stressful,

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and I've had no success,
and by the way,

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it's impossible to get sympathy
from anyone about it.

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Hippocampus: Huh?
Stupendous: Whoa!

76
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So do you not even care about
being burned up by lava?

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No, I care.
It really, uh, sucks.

78
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- It really sucks.
- Ah. I was hoping you'd say

79
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it's really no big deal.

80
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I can say that if you want.

81
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[Screaming]

82
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We need to go now.

83
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The palace is the first thing
engulfed by lava.

84
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Pfft! You're worried about
a little lava.

85
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Right. We've never
talked about this.

86
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Why do you think you're
stronger than lava?

87
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Uh, because I am.

88
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[Boom]

89
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Stupendous: Ohh!
Shlub: Ohh!

90
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I didn't see that coming.

91
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I just told you it was coming.

92
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Have you tried apologizing
to Chronos?

93
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He won't talk to me.

94
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I mean, can't Mom talk to him?

95
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- You haven't told Mom?
- Uh...

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[Screaming]

97
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Don't you think this
one could be fun to figure out

98
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for ourselves?

99
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[Screaming]

100
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Mum is dead... somehow.

101
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[Screaming]

102
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I have a peanut allergy.

103
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[Screaming]

104
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I just don't like
asking Mum for help, OK?

105
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I'd rather die 11,000 deaths!

106
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[Screaming]

107
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All right.
I'll ask her for help.

108
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[Gasps]

109
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Mother?

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♪ Mother

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- Mother!
- [Citizens screaming]

112
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Mother! Agh!

113
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Mother!

114
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Mother, I'm dying...

115
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to give you some cake.

116
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Deliria: What kind of cake?

117
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I don't like it
when it's too wet.

118
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Hang on. Have you been
that sparrow this whole time?

119
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Fine. You caught me.

120
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Some mornings,
I like to be a sparrow.

121
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I have sparrow friends.

122
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We engage in sparrow gossip.

123
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It's mostly about worms.
Now where's this cake?

124
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There is no cake.
I need your help!

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- Need or want?
- Need!

126
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It's still a pass.

127
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[Rumbling]

128
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I spent a week
trying to find you,

129
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and now I'm going to die
in lava again.

130
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What do you mean again?

131
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- You're not running.
- It doesn't matter.

132
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I've been cursed by "Cronos."
I die every day.

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- Do you mean Chronos?
- Yeah, see, that's a problem.

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I honestly can barely
hear the difference.

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"Cronos." "'Nos." "Cronos."

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No. Chronos! Oh, Tyrannus.

137
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Is this why he cursed you?

138
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He's done this before,
these loops in time.

139
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Wait a minute. Am I in it?

140
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He put me in a time loop
without my permission?

141
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We need to stop this.

142
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It's too late, this loop.

143
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We have to do all this again?!

144
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How do you think I feel?
I'm in a time loop.

145
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Aah! Ow! That's hot.

146
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Tyrannus?

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- I beg your pardon?
- Yes.

148
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That offends you, doesn't it,

149
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stuck in someone else's
time loop.

150
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"Cronos" did this to you.

151
00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:11,856
"Cronos"? Do you mean Chronos?

152
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Yes. He cursed me.

153
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Do you think you could talk
to him for me,

154
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get him to lift the curse?

155
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Well, if that's what you
need from me,

156
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you're going to have to get
better at asking quickly

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because I'm not a genie,
Tyrannus.

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I'm not the god of time,

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so I need you to be quicker
about getting my help.

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Oh, that should be easy.

161
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You know, you're actually
kind of a difficult person.

162
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Not sure if you're
aware of that.

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[Boom]

164
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Here, give me something to cut
through the resistance,

165
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something you'd never tell
me unless you were sure

166
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I was going to die.

167
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Fine. If you're really going
to die in lava,

168
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how about this?

169
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Tell me...

170
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[Gasps]

171
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You gave me up
for adoption when I was 3,

172
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and there's an ogre
who technically still owns me.

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- Who told you that?
- You did, Mum.

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I'm in a time loop.
We need to talk about Chronos.

175
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Well, why didn't you say so?

176
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[Sparrow chirps]

177
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Why would he have worms?

178
00:06:04,094 --> 00:06:05,597
[Eagle screeches]

179
00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,835
[Blues-like music playing]

180
00:06:13,814 --> 00:06:15,850
What's this I hear
about you cursing my son?

181
00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:19,658
Oh! Hey, little man.
Your mom's a god?

182
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- I didn't know that.
- Look. He's a stupid human.

183
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He got your name wrong.

184
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He thought you were "Cronos."
Who cares?

185
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Wait. Who the hell is "Cronos"?
There's another Chronos?

186
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I don't give a crap
how you pronounce my name.

187
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How petty do you think I am?

188
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I'm the god of time.
My moments are centuries.

189
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My experiences are millennia.

190
00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:41,969
I eat stars, poop asteroids,
and fight dinosaurs.

191
00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:43,405
Rawwr! Cah!

192
00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:44,742
What's a dinosaur?

193
00:06:44,743 --> 00:06:46,478
Something
way cooler than a human.

194
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Whatever he did,
let's work it out, shall we?

195
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I don't have all day.

196
00:06:50,086 --> 00:06:51,723
Well, that's not true.

197
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What could he have possibly
done to make you

198
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put him in a time loop?

199
00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:57,099
I didn't like this thing
he said.

200
00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,670
What did I say?

201
00:07:00,073 --> 00:07:03,580
What the hell is all this crap
that everybody's building?

202
00:07:03,581 --> 00:07:05,482
Uh, civil--civilization?

203
00:07:05,483 --> 00:07:07,320
You built it next to a volcano.

204
00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:11,562
There's volcanoes all over
the place, "Cronos," right?

205
00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:13,867
- Chronos.
- Oh, sorry. Uh...

206
00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:17,340
- What if the volcano erupts?
- Erupts?

207
00:07:17,341 --> 00:07:19,311
I mean, I'm assuming
eventually it will,

208
00:07:19,312 --> 00:07:21,949
but we don't really have time
to think about things like that.

209
00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:24,421
I mean, we have to take it one
day at a time, you know?

210
00:07:24,422 --> 00:07:26,324
It doesn't make any sense.

211
00:07:26,325 --> 00:07:27,895
Why would you build a city?

212
00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:30,266
Why would you even go
down the road of doing

213
00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,735
any of this stuff in a world

214
00:07:31,736 --> 00:07:33,539
where there are volcanoes
at all?

215
00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,677
Well, with all due respect,
these are questions

216
00:07:35,678 --> 00:07:37,447
mortals can't really afford
to ask ourselves.

217
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There are more important things,
and we just don't have the time.

218
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Did you say "Cronos"?

219
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What kind of an answer was that?

220
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This kid clearly
needed his head straightened.

221
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Deliria: All right,
but now you've made your point.

222
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- Can't you let him out of this?
- Yeah, I don't know.

223
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I don't know.
Have I made my point?

224
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I mean, the city's still there.

225
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Well, that doesn't make sense.

226
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You're making him repeat
the same day

227
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over and over again.

228
00:08:01,095 --> 00:08:02,731
That's not enough time
to move a city.

229
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,668
But if I do move the city,

230
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if I move every man, woman,
and child, get them all out,

231
00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,676
then would you let me
out of this?

232
00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:11,214
If you got every single
person out somehow?

233
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Sure. That's exactly the kind
of thing that would

234
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make me reconsider.

235
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Power chord!

236
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♪ Raahhhhh

237
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Oh, sorry.
I thought the volcano

238
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was about to erupt.

239
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Heh. So did I.
You'd think after 94 times--

240
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What is it about goblin blood?

241
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- [Screech]
- Aah!

242
00:08:31,288 --> 00:08:34,394
♪ But instead,
it was his arse ♪

243
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- Huh!
- Aah!

244
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This is the fourth time
we've done this

245
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since Mum got on board.

246
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The first time,
you argued until we died.

247
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The second time,
you told me your secrets,

248
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then argued until we died.

249
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The third time, Mother dropped
Stupe as an eagle,

250
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and she died,
and now we're here.

251
00:08:50,795 --> 00:08:52,931
Maybe next time,
watch the talons.

252
00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:55,236
Maybe next time, die in lava.

253
00:08:55,237 --> 00:08:56,806
It sounds like I did.

254
00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:59,077
Does this timely loop mean
I could have a drink

255
00:08:59,078 --> 00:09:01,381
in my favorite bar
before it burns down,

256
00:09:01,382 --> 00:09:03,553
die, and be fine tomorrow?

257
00:09:03,554 --> 00:09:05,422
Well, technically, yes,
but you still die

258
00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:06,725
a terrible death.

259
00:09:06,726 --> 00:09:10,099
You had me
at "technically, yes."

260
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:13,438
Hippocampus: So you were saying
your plan is to fight a volcano?

261
00:09:13,439 --> 00:09:16,211
My plan is to neutralize
a volcano

262
00:09:16,212 --> 00:09:19,885
by saving every last person
in the city.

263
00:09:19,886 --> 00:09:22,356
Hey. Did you ever die
from an exploded house

264
00:09:22,357 --> 00:09:24,394
- landing on you?
- No.

265
00:09:24,395 --> 00:09:27,167
Well, then at least
this will be a new experience.

266
00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:30,840
Hippocampus:
We were under that?!

267
00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:32,176
Tyrannis: Most of us.

268
00:09:32,177 --> 00:09:34,080
Dad died in a tavern fire
moments earlier.

269
00:09:34,081 --> 00:09:35,650
Ah. Then I died happy.

270
00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:38,255
I'm still mad that
Chronos time looped me.

271
00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:39,793
I don't even like this city.

272
00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,460
He's flaunting his power.

273
00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:42,664
Well, I have power too,
you know.

274
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,266
10 bears!

275
00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:46,906
[Roaring]

276
00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:49,043
The good news is Mum
is on board to help.

277
00:09:49,044 --> 00:09:51,381
Figuring out how to pull
that off was not easy.

278
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,784
I'm actually
pretty proud about it.

279
00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:55,189
Even with Mom,
this feels impossible.

280
00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:57,794
Knowing where everyone is
on this particular morning

281
00:09:57,795 --> 00:09:59,731
and getting them all
out of the city in time

282
00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,401
- could take--
- Centuries?

283
00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,871
That's time that I have.

284
00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:05,510
Wait. So then what's
the plan for today?

285
00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:08,516
- Research!
- So we help you do research,

286
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,352
and then we die.

287
00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:12,123
W-what? Well, no,

288
00:10:12,124 --> 00:10:14,829
because, you see,
uh, eventually, I save you.

289
00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:16,666
Eventually, but not today.

290
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,737
Well, technically,
it will be today,

291
00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:20,773
just not the today we're--

292
00:10:20,774 --> 00:10:22,811
Hippocampus: So excited
to help you out

293
00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:24,682
with this little project, bro.

294
00:10:24,683 --> 00:10:27,353
Yeah, I'd much rather do this
than fight the lava

295
00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:30,860
For the literal thousandth time,
you cannot fight the lava.

296
00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:32,697
Deliria: This is a new low.
Hippocampus: You run from lava!

297
00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,166
Stupendous: Just let me
fight it! I can take it!

298
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,504
Shlub: Not your finest
hour there, son.

299
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,239
Tyrannis: I'll be right back.

300
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,475
Shlub: I think you've made
a proper tom fool of yourself.

301
00:10:38,476 --> 00:10:40,112
[Volcano exploding]

302
00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:41,715
Tyrannis: And we should all
be safe out here

303
00:10:41,716 --> 00:10:43,452
to do this important research.

304
00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:46,692
Hippocampus: How is watching
an entire city die research?

305
00:10:46,693 --> 00:10:48,395
Aside from Dad,
everything happens

306
00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:49,798
the same way every day.

307
00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,167
If I can memorize what happens,

308
00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:53,505
we can make a plan
to save everyone.

309
00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:55,142
Here it comes.

310
00:10:55,143 --> 00:10:56,578
Hippocampus: Does anyone else
still think that Ty

311
00:10:56,579 --> 00:10:58,148
might be totally full of sh--

312
00:10:58,149 --> 00:10:59,919
[Volcano explodes]

313
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,862
Stupendous: How in Hades
do we stop that?

314
00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:07,667
Hippocampus:
I have some thoughts.

315
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,437
Safe out here, huh, bro?

316
00:11:09,438 --> 00:11:10,740
Tyrannis:
I honestly thought it was.

317
00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:12,309
You had some thoughts?

318
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,612
Hippocampus: Hopefully,
I'll have them again

319
00:11:13,613 --> 00:11:15,382
in the next loop!

320
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,320
Tyrannis: Right. This is
the path of the lava.

321
00:11:17,321 --> 00:11:19,725
This is the safe zone
outside the city walls.

322
00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:21,695
We clear as many people
out as we can

323
00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:24,034
before the eruption
and then go from there.

324
00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,867
[Citizens screaming]

325
00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:44,808
OK. Well, we weren't able
to save everyone,

326
00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:46,712
but this was the best try yet.

327
00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:48,381
We're gonna be able
to do this, people!

328
00:11:48,382 --> 00:11:50,052
Hippocampus: Maybe don't smile
so much when these people

329
00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:53,693
watch their homes
and friends disappear into fire.

330
00:11:53,694 --> 00:11:56,164
To be clear, I wasn't smiling
at the tragedy.

331
00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:59,236
I was smiling at the future
lack of tragedy.

332
00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:01,675
[People screaming]

333
00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:03,345
I'm just going to go.

334
00:12:06,486 --> 00:12:07,888
Aah!

335
00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:11,261
Aah!

336
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:12,564
Aaaah!

337
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,368
- Ohh!
- Aah!

338
00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:18,275
My lord--unh!

339
00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:21,048
Hippocampus: Aah!
Stupendous: Aah!

340
00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:26,793
It's time.

341
00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:29,430
- Eagle!
- You don't get to--

342
00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:30,867
Eagle!

343
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,272
Where has this guy
been your entire life?

344
00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:34,774
[Screeches]

345
00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:37,012
So your plan is to fight
a volcano?

346
00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:39,384
My plan is to beat
a volcano today.

347
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:40,920
Hippo, you'll divert lava.

348
00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:42,991
Stupe, you'll evacuate
the city with the army.

349
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:45,061
Mother, you'll turn the elderly
into tiny animals

350
00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:46,766
and carry them out in baskets.

351
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,505
And what of Shlub?
I'm handy in a pinch

352
00:12:49,506 --> 00:12:52,611
and handsy in a--what the?

353
00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:54,113
The plan never works
if he's conscious.

354
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,018
Hippocampus: How long have you
been doing this?

355
00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:58,155
Tyrannis: I lost track
after a hundred years.

356
00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:26,478
You missed.

357
00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:28,248
[Cheering]

358
00:13:28,249 --> 00:13:31,021
[Music playing,
indistinct chatter]

359
00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,229
It's finally over.

360
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:37,266
Hippocampus: Finally over?
It's been a day.

361
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:38,937
Are you seriously
still don't believe

362
00:13:38,938 --> 00:13:40,573
I've been trapped
in a loop for a century?

363
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:42,577
As a scientist,
I have my doubts.

364
00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:44,447
I still think it would have
been easier for me to

365
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,086
climb the mountain and block
the volcano with my body.

366
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,656
For what it's worth,
I let you try that

367
00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,192
for a whole month.

368
00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:52,263
I'm gonna get some food.
Want anything?

369
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:55,570
Ahh. Just to wake up
on a new day.

370
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,778
No.

371
00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:01,314
No!

372
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:02,650
[Panting]

373
00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:04,120
Chronos, you said
if I saved everyone

374
00:14:04,121 --> 00:14:05,690
you'd break the loop.

375
00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:06,859
We had a deal.
What are you trying to...

376
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,261
[Speeds up]

377
00:14:08,262 --> 00:14:10,165
and I do not appreciate--
hang on.

378
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,468
Did you just speed up time
while I was talking to you?

379
00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:12,637
That's incredibly...

380
00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:14,608
[Speeds up]

381
00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:16,444
on me for thinking
an elder god

382
00:14:16,445 --> 00:14:18,247
would be a grownup.

383
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,717
Are you done?

384
00:14:19,718 --> 00:14:22,122
I said I'd reconsider,
and I did.

385
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:24,159
Uh, no.
I'll even do it again,

386
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,497
throw in another
reconsideration for free.

387
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,034
Here you go. Mmm. No.

388
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,139
Tyrannis: This is outrageous!
That's not what--

389
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,944
So I changed my mind then
because whatever.

390
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:34,782
Deal with it, man.

391
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:37,452
But I even--I worked so hard
with my mum.

392
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:40,391
Oh, yeah. You learned to work
with your mom.

393
00:14:40,392 --> 00:14:41,762
Good for you.

394
00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:43,432
So you want to keep doing that,

395
00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,168
learn how to work with people
and then work with them,

396
00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:47,172
or is it gonna turn out
that's the kind of thing

397
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,809
you only do when you think
it's gonna

398
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,312
pay off for you somehow,

399
00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:51,982
and once you realize it isn't

400
00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:55,656
get a little bored and give up

401
00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:59,096
now that you can really
afford to ask that question,

402
00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:01,936
now that you have the time?

403
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,341
Thought so.

404
00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:06,378
♪ Reeerrrooo

405
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,822
[Gasps]

406
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,127
[Sparrows chirping]

407
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,471
[Citizens screaming]

408
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,992
[Screaming]

409
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:46,792
Chronos: Wake up!

410
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,194
Now that's what I'm
talking about.

411
00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:50,599
- Huh?
- You learned your lesson. Great.

412
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,672
What lesson? That everything
is pointless, nothing matters?

413
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:55,877
Yes! I haven't heard you crying

414
00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,680
and sucking your thumb
for a while

415
00:15:57,681 --> 00:15:58,983
or questioning me.

416
00:15:58,984 --> 00:16:01,522
Are you a child?
Are you kidding me?

417
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:05,262
Little man, I would kill you
for talking to me like that,

418
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:07,232
but you're going to live.

419
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,169
I already know there's
something worse than death,

420
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,441
and you clearly still need
to figure that part out.

421
00:16:11,442 --> 00:16:13,311
I'm trying to teach you
a real thing here.

422
00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:16,552
I'd love to introduce you
to my friends the dinosaurs,

423
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:18,055
but I can't.

424
00:16:18,056 --> 00:16:19,658
Go ask them how important
it is to worry

425
00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:21,928
about all the other dinosaurs
and all that.

426
00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:23,397
It doesn't matter!

427
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,135
These are lessons, little man.

428
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:29,043
No one's ever gonna
do you any favors.

429
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,946
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard

430
00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:32,650
in my entire life!

431
00:16:32,651 --> 00:16:35,656
Uh, yeah. All right. Fine,
but hey, here's your reward.

432
00:16:35,657 --> 00:16:37,727
Now consequences matter again.

433
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:40,398
You get to live
the volcano day one more time,

434
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,902
no take backs,

435
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:43,471
move forward
with what you've learned.

436
00:16:43,472 --> 00:16:45,142
What are you gonna do,
little man?

437
00:16:45,143 --> 00:16:46,979
Wait. You didn't stop
the volcano?

438
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:49,216
I didn't start the volcano.

439
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,686
That was fire lizards.

440
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:53,825
I just saw it and thought
this could be funny.

441
00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:55,563
But I can't save everyone now.

442
00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:58,836
The day already started,
and Shlub is famously erratic.

443
00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:01,307
Did I say you have
to save anybody?

444
00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:04,113
You don't have to do jack!
That's my point.

445
00:17:04,114 --> 00:17:07,252
This time, tomorrow is tomorrow
no matter what you do.

446
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:10,759
Let's see what you do now that
you've had some perspective

447
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,697
and--seriously?!

448
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,135
This is how you want to
spend your last day?

449
00:17:15,136 --> 00:17:17,773
You moron! All right. Fine.

450
00:17:17,774 --> 00:17:20,411
We'll pick this up
after you die!

451
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:23,317
So your plan is to
fight a volcano?

452
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:25,489
I don't know.
That was the plan,

453
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,527
and it worked before,
but Dad was unconscious.

454
00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:29,430
Also, have been drinking
for the past 100 years,

455
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:31,401
so I'm not sure I totally
remember the plan,

456
00:17:31,402 --> 00:17:33,271
but it's life or death,
so let's go.

457
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:35,342
Hippo, this is really happening,
so take it seriously.

458
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:37,346
How could I not
take it seriously?

459
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,283
Stupe, you are not
immune to lava.

460
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,154
Really? Because I feel like
maybe just

461
00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:42,724
a little lava would be OK.

462
00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:46,230
Stupe, you are not...
immune... to lava.

463
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,804
- Fair enough.
- No mistakes.

464
00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:51,675
One mistake.
Out of my system.

465
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:53,111
[Volcano erupts]

466
00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:55,282
Hey! The volcano erupted.

467
00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:01,562
Tyrannis:
Does anyone see Shlub?

468
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:04,066
Shlub: Did someone say Shlub,
and did they also say,

469
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,603
"Let's see him juggle"?

470
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:08,141
Tyrannis: There!
Someone shoot him before--aah!

471
00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:11,682
Could be worse.

472
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,390
Deliria: Does your plan normally
involve you turning to yell

473
00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,362
at your father
and then falling off a roof

474
00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:20,933
into an alley
about to be filled with lava?

475
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,305
Just get Dad out of the city!

476
00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:25,877
[Deliria screeches]

477
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,881
[Grunting]

478
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,626
- Whoa!
- [Screech]

479
00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:44,848
We did it! Everyone is out.

480
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:47,721
Shlub: Still never hurts to do
one final sweep

481
00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:49,657
before the bar burns down.

482
00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:51,562
Dad, noooo!

483
00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,145
All right. That's enough.
Now you're being theatrical.

484
00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:02,015
At the end of it all,
you're just gonna throw

485
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,619
your life away for your dad,

486
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,689
who's gonna die
eventually anyway?

487
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:08,328
What's your point even?
Doesn't make sense.

488
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:11,200
Oh. What the hell
were you thinking?

489
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:13,538
I wasn't. Honestly,
I didn't think.

490
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:15,208
I just acted.

491
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:18,348
How are you dumber
and less cool than dinosaurs?

492
00:19:18,349 --> 00:19:21,186
I don't know what those are,
but they sound stupid.

493
00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:23,793
- Uh, yeah.
- And I do it all again--

494
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,261
leading people to safety,

495
00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:26,932
learning to make
the perfect omelet,

496
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,936
going on a first date
with every woman in the city.

497
00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:31,107
[Speeds up]

498
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,777
I guess I am stubborn.

499
00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:34,781
I didn't know how stubborn
until I spent a millennium

500
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,384
refusing to say, "You win,"

501
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,154
but my flaw is also
my strength, and...

502
00:19:38,155 --> 00:19:40,024
[Speeds up]

503
00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:41,595
maybe that's what being immortal

504
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:44,367
makes it impossible
to understand.

505
00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:48,241
Oh, OK. So I thought you were
trying to say

506
00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,911
humans were better than us,

507
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,015
but if you're saying it's
just how you were born,

508
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,353
like a congenital disorder,
then it's not your fault,

509
00:19:54,354 --> 00:19:56,725
so there's no point in
me punishing you for it.

510
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:59,764
Ehh, you humans can
go on existing,

511
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,835
and I'll take a nap
till you're done.

512
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:04,406
I'm gonna give you,
like, 10,000 years at most.

513
00:20:04,407 --> 00:20:05,910
Tyrannis: What about me?

514
00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:07,513
You'll live,
and you know what?

515
00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:09,517
I'll even undestroy your city.

516
00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:12,322
After you go to sleep tonight,
one more reset, no volcano.

517
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:14,092
Never liked those
fire lizards anyway.

518
00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:17,298
I might actually skip my nap
and see how this pans out.

519
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,272
You dummies aren't
uninteresting.

520
00:20:20,273 --> 00:20:22,276
- Unh!
- Ohh!

521
00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:24,213
Hippocampus: Is that it?
Is it over?

522
00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:26,350
Deliria: No. Now we get revenge
on Chronos

523
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,454
for trapping me in the loop
with all of you.

524
00:20:28,455 --> 00:20:30,593
Rise up, worshippers.

525
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,303
I want more flowers
in my temple this week.

526
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:38,107
Hey! Free lava!

527
00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:40,479
Tyrannis: Stupe, no!
Stupendous: Aah!

528
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,639
[Sizzling]

529
00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:57,345
The trick is to whisk enough air
into the eggs

530
00:20:57,346 --> 00:20:59,049
that they lighten
to a pale yellow,

531
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,420
but if you whisk too much,
you actually beat the air

532
00:21:01,421 --> 00:21:02,990
out of them again,

533
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:05,228
which will make
your omelet flat.

534
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,165
[Sizzling]

535
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,635
Hippocampus: Is this
enough chives?

536
00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:10,438
Yes, Hippo. Thank you,
but next time,

537
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:12,042
cut them at a slight angle.

538
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:13,512
It exposes more
of the interior,

539
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,281
which extracts more flavor,

540
00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:18,187
and as a bonus, it's more
aesthetically pleasing.

541
00:21:18,188 --> 00:21:19,724
Hippocampus: I'll be damned!

542
00:21:19,725 --> 00:21:22,229
It is more
aesthetically pleasing!

543
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:23,999
What's this sudden interest
in omelets?

544
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,404
Oh. The city is going to be
destroyed in a few seconds,

545
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:28,074
and I don't care anymore.

546
00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:30,880
- What?
- I said eat up.

547
00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:32,985
[Rumbling]

548
00:21:33,118 --> 00:21:34,621
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?

549
00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:37,994
Voice: Bento!
[Cheering]