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[Hammering]

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Shlub: God, I could trample
a whole village

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with these bad boys.

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Mwah.

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Hippocampus: I did it.
Shlub: Did what?

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Hippocampus: I captured
Prophecy Duck.

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It took months of planning,

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but I finally got
that slippery son of a bitch.

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Shlub: Why would you capture
Prophecy Duck?

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He's a beloved oracle.

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Hippocampus: 'Cause I've been
wanting to trap

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and study an oracle.

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Are their powers real,
or are they big, fake scams?

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Shlub: Oracle powers
are very real.

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Tyrannis:
Oh, my goodness. Hello.

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Such a good, little duck,
one of the cutest ever.

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Say, "Quack, quack."

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Hippocampus:
Ty, stop petting Prophecy Duck.

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Tyrannis: Prophecy Duck?

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Hippocampus:
He's a traveling oracle.

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I've been tracking
his movements for months,

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and I finally managed
to trap him.

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Tyrannis: An oracle?
I'm confused.

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Aren't oracles
usually human women?

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Shlub: Oh, so you don't think
monsters can be oracles?

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Is that it?

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Tyrannis: Are ducks
even monsters?

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Shlub: Yes.

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Hippocampus: What's it like
being a bigot, Ty?

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Tyrannis: Well--what? No.
I don't know how oracles work.

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What do they do again,
predict the future?

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Hippocampus:
Less that, more spout off

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cryptic things
that could happen.

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I'm gonna prove it's a scam.

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Shlub: Not a scam.

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When an oracle tells you
something will happen, it does,

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like when the oracle
at Delphi told me

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I'd get into cliff diving--
ha ha ha!--and indeed I did.

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Tyrannis: Ha. Whatever you say.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack.

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Tyrannis: Was that a prophecy?
Was it good?

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Hippocampus: Dad,
you speak duck, right?

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What was Prophecy Duck's
oracle prediction?

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Shlub: When the black cat
prances by,

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the moon hangs high in the sky,

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and a pig's vomit is nigh,

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a rival king rises,
and you shall fall.

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Wowser. That's a spicy prophecy.

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Tyrannis: Spicy?

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It sounds like it's talking
about me being overthrown.

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Shlub: Well, that's what gives
it it's a-spice.

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[Theme music playing]

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Men: ♪ Huh!

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♪ Huh! Huh!

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♪ Huh huh huh!

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♪ Whoo!

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Tyrannis: So, what, a rival king
is going to overthrow me?

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Hippocampus: Careful, Ty.

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You know the Talus
story, right?

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Tyrannis: Talus?

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The guy who was told by
an oracle that he would drown,

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so he tried to teach himself
how to breathe underwater

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and subsequently drowned?

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Hippocampus: Talus' mistake
was listening to the oracle

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in the first place.

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All this oracle stuff works
on the power of suggestion.

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Once someone puts
a thought in your head,

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it's hard to get rid of it,
plus oracles like to say stuff

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that'll make you act crazy
and stir up drama

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so you keep coming back
for more advice.

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It's their business plan.

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Tyrannis: Wow. You're right.

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Those oracles
are clearly a scam,

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even the really cute ones.

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Shlub: Your skepticism
is unbecoming,

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and, if you don't
mind me saying, foul.

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If Prophecy Duck says a rival

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king is going to overthrow you,

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then a rival king

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is going to overthrow you.

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Now give me those crumbs.

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Daddy wants bread.

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Hippocampus: Ty, a rival king
is not gonna overthrow you.

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Listen. I monitor
all nearby city states

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and their desire to kill us.

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Tyrannis: Why?

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Hippocampus: Because the world
is a cesspool of hate.

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Read a vase once in a while.

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Tyrannis: Fair point.

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Hippocampus:
But, luckily for you,

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no rival king thinks of you
as a threat.

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A lot of them
haven't even heard of you.

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Tyrannis: You could have
phrased it differently.

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Hippocampus: Closest possible
threat is Asskill,

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but you guys are cool, right?

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Tyrannis: Yeah, totally cool,
and he's a true warlord,

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and he's got the best
intel of all,

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and I'm just gonna
double-check with him

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about the whole
"no rival kings" thing, so--

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Hippocampus:
Ty, don't visit him.

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You're falling
right into the trap here.

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This is how prophecies
come true.

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Shlub: It's coming true
either way.

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Stupendous: This is it,

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the huge monster cave
deep in the dark forest.

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You ready?

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Deliria: I suppose.

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Darling, I know you want us
to go on a big, fun adventure,

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but have you considered
a small, easy cave

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in the Forest of Mirth?

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Stupendous: Nope.

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It took a long time to get
you to agree to do this.

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We're not changing the plan now.

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Deliria: Agreements made drunk
hardly seem fair to enforce.

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Stupendous: Then no agreement
from you would be enforceable.

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Deliria: Well, if you say so,
then I suppose--

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Stupendous: No. I'm holding you
to this. Equipment check.

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Helmet, torch,
a can-do attitude.

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Deliria; Mm, I have
none of those things.

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Stupendous:
Zero out of 3 ain't bad.

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Mm! Rrgh! Uh!

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Deliria: We should
follow those bats.

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Perhaps they're flying
to a jewelry store or a pool.

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Stupendous: No. We're doing
a fun adventure...

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Deliria: [Sighs]

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Stupendous: plus...uh!

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Deliria: What are you doing?

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Stupendous: There's no monsters
in this cave.

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I took us down here because I
wanted to have a heart-to-heart

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and get something
off my chest...

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Deliria: No.
Frantic animal exit.

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Wuh! Ooh!

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Stupendous: and every time I try
to ask you, you fly away.

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Deliria: I do not.

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Stupendous: Uh!

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Deliria: I just fly away a lot.

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If it happens to coincide with
you saying something irritating

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and nonsensical and trying
to waste everyone's time,

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then that's simply
a happy coincidence.

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Stupendous: Nice try.

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You can't escape this cave
without me,

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so today we're going spelunking
and having a talk.

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Deliria: Oh, all right.

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[Babbling]

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Stupendous: I got all day.

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Deliria: Oh...

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Tyrannis: So you're super sure?

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Asskill: As sure
as can be, brother.

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You're the only king nearby.

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I've attacked
and eaten the rest.

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Tyrannis: How wonderful,
no rival kings nearby.

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Asskill: Except in my belly.
Ha ha ha!

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This is now a time of peace.
I call it Pax Killassiana.

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Tyrannis: That's
extremely catchy,

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and I'm sure it will take off.

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Thank you.

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Asskill: You're leaving already?
Would you like some blood tea?

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It's a delicacy.

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Tyrannis: I'm not much
of a tea drinker, but thanks.

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Asskill: Suit yourself.

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You like the bloodletting
too much.

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It makes me uncomfortable.

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Tyrannis: I knew there was
no reason to trust that duck.

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Oh, what's this soft sensation?

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Merchant: It's a silk rug, sir.

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Tyrannis: Silk rug? Wow.

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This is clearly
very high quality.

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Merchant: Very perceptive
of you.

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This is one of my finest
rugs available.

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Tyrannis: Perhaps I should
buy this for the palace.

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Merchant: Good call, sir.

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That pattern and texture

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will blend in perfectly
at your palace.

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Tyrannis: I'll buy it.

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I'll send some of my servants
to come pick it up later.

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Merchant: Sounds good, sir.

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Scott: You been to that
new rug merchant?

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Truly unforgettable rugs.

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Joshua:
Oh, man, they're the best.

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There's a reason everyone calls
that merchant the Rug King...

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Rug King... Rug King...
Rug King...

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Rug King...
Rug King... Rug King...

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Scott: Joshua, are you good?
Hello?

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My friend keeps repeating,
"Rug King," for no reason. Help!

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Man: Oh, my god!

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Different man:
What's wrong with him?

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Tyrannis: It's got to be just a
weird, dumb coincidence, right,

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I mean, this guy
being called Rug King

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right after I got
this "rival king" prophecy?

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I mean, how would I get
overthrown by some merchant,

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especially one who's
obviously so nice?

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Hippocampus: Exactly.
It's nothing to worry about.

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Tyrannis: It's just, people seem
to like him a lot, a lot a lot.

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Hippocampus: Do you remember
what we talked about?

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You have to stop fixating
on this prophecy.

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Oracles aren't real.

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I only had to study
Prophecy Duck for one afternoon

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to determine he has
no real powers.

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Now we're just hanging out.
He's staying for dinner.

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He might be a phony,
but he has a great personality.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Shlub: You card, you.

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By the way,
oracles are not phony,

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and the prophecy
is going to come true.

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Tyrannis: I'm not fixating
on the prophecy,

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but you have to agree,
it's interesting.

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A merchant who calls
himself a king?

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Who does that?

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Certainly an ambitious man--
that's for sure--

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perhaps someone whose ambitions
rival mine.

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"Rival." Oh!

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Hippocampus: No.
Naughty. Stop it.

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Tyrannis: What I should do,
and just as a precaution,

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is make friends with the guy.

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The prophecy says a rival king
will rise, and I will fall,

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so if I make this guy
a friend king, I'm fine.

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Hippocampus: I'm telling you,

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you got to stop thinking
about the prophecy.

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Tyrannis: I'm not thinking about
the prophecy anymore, Hippo.

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I'm thinking about the Rug King

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and how we're about to become
best friends.

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I love friends.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Shlub: That's true,
Prophecy Duck.

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Ha ha ha!

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Stupendous: Oh, big crack ahead,
gotta jump. Uh!

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"Jump," I said.

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Deliria: Don't push it.

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Stupendous: Jerky time.
Want any?

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Deliria: Lizard jerky?
No, thank you.

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Stupendous: Suit yourself.

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So I've been mad
at you recently.

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Deliria: Oh, for God's sake.

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Stupendous: It started after
the battle against the cows,

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the ones who walked
on their hind legs and--

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Deliria: And were racist.
Right. I remember now.

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Stupendous: It was a tough fight
against the cow army,

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but when the time came to fight
their extremely hateful leader

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Cowus Maximus, I noticed she--

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yes, female cows
can be racist, too--

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barely fought back.

243
00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:44,356
She was extremely weak.

244
00:08:44,507 --> 00:08:46,099
The whites of her eyes
had gone green,

245
00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:48,193
and she was frothing
at the snout.

246
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,071
I had a hunch you did something
to weaken her

247
00:08:51,147 --> 00:08:53,014
because you didn't
have faith in me.

248
00:08:53,091 --> 00:08:54,533
Deliria: Oh, please.

249
00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,593
Stupendous: Then the other day,
I was rummaging

250
00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:58,261
through the dungeon trying
to find an old war hammer,

251
00:08:58,263 --> 00:08:59,854
and that's when I found
a vial of cow poison

252
00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,355
hidden away in there.

253
00:09:01,357 --> 00:09:03,266
Deliria: Oh, my God!
I'm bored of this blather.

254
00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:05,285
Is it any wonder I haven't
wanted to indulge in this?

255
00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:08,529
It's the most tiresome thing
we could possibly talk about.

256
00:09:08,531 --> 00:09:10,957
I'm off.

257
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,108
Stupendous: Mom--

258
00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:14,201
[Creatures shriek]

259
00:09:14,203 --> 00:09:17,222
Deliria: Stupendous, didn't
you say this cave was empty?

260
00:09:17,373 --> 00:09:19,540
Shelly: Hey, Rug King,
we just wanted to say,

261
00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:21,785
we bought a rug from you
a few months back.

262
00:09:21,787 --> 00:09:24,304
Rug King: Yes. I remember--
the high-pile beige rug

263
00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,713
for the baby's room.

264
00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:26,956
Brutus: Great memory.

265
00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,625
Well, our baby was trampled

266
00:09:28,627 --> 00:09:30,293
by those feral goats
that used to live in town.

267
00:09:30,295 --> 00:09:31,736
Rug King: So sorry to hear that.

268
00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:33,387
Shelly: But your rug
was so plush,

269
00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:35,632
she might actually be OK
eventually, it seems like,

270
00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,409
and it's held up well
since then, too.

271
00:09:37,485 --> 00:09:39,077
Brutus; So we just wanted
to say thank you.

272
00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:41,062
Take care, King.

273
00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:43,081
Tyrannis: "Take care, King."
No one's ever said that to me.

274
00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,584
Oh, remember,
we're on a friend mission.

275
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,661
Become his friend.
But how to befriend a stranger?

276
00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:51,072
Hmm, Shlub is good at this.
What would Shlub do?

277
00:09:51,149 --> 00:09:54,075
[Deep voice]
Why, it's the Rug King. Hello.

278
00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:56,169
Rug King: Oh, hello,
King Tyrannis.

279
00:09:56,245 --> 00:09:58,154
Tyrannis: How wonderful
to see you again.

280
00:09:58,173 --> 00:09:59,656
It's your lucky day.

281
00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:03,250
You're joining me for drinks
at the tavern.

282
00:10:03,328 --> 00:10:05,604
Kevin: Special for you,
Rug King.

283
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,331
This one's completely
urine-free.

284
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,499
[Snap]

285
00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:11,167
Tyrannis: You go out much?

286
00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,003
I bet you're a man
about town, a jaunty fellow.

287
00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:16,189
Rug King: Well, no.

288
00:10:16,265 --> 00:10:19,284
If I'm being honest,
social stuff makes me nervous.

289
00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:21,769
You know, I love to talk rugs,
but, well, this is my first time

290
00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:23,513
hanging out away from the shop
in a long time.

291
00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:25,624
[Normal voice] No way.
You're so beloved.

292
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,034
Rug King: That's sweet,
but, no, I'm--I'm a shy guy.

293
00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:30,203
I get overwhelmed by
all the people here sometimes.

294
00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:32,689
Sometimes I think
about quitting the biz

295
00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:34,615
and moving far away
to become a farmer.

296
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,860
Tyrannis: No. You shouldn't.

297
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,452
Rug King: Thanks, King Ty.

298
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,287
It feels good to be open
about my anxieties.

299
00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:42,790
Well, I better
get back to the shop.

300
00:10:42,868 --> 00:10:45,385
I've got rugs to sell.
See you later, bud.

301
00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:47,720
Tyrannis: This changes
everything.

302
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:50,131
Kevin: Sorry. I accidentally
gave you the wrong mug.

303
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,484
That mug was 100% urine.

304
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,968
Tyrannis: Why?

305
00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:56,196
Kevin: I don't have time
to explain.

306
00:10:58,566 --> 00:10:59,974
[Sizzling]

307
00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:01,718
Tyrannis: Great news, everyone.

308
00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:04,645
I identified the Rug King's
main weakness--social anxiety.

309
00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:06,355
Hippocampus: I thought you were
gonna become friends with him,

310
00:11:06,357 --> 00:11:08,224
not identify
his weaknesses.

311
00:11:08,226 --> 00:11:10,168
Tyrannis: No. Yeah. Sure.
I mean, I didn't mean weakness.

312
00:11:10,245 --> 00:11:12,653
I meant we're friends now, and
because of that, the Rug King

313
00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:15,340
happened to reveal a solution
to our prophecy problem.

314
00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:18,401
Long story short,
we're throwing him a gala.

315
00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:21,513
Shlub: A gala?
I'll put on my bowtie.

316
00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:23,406
Hippocampus: This sounds
like a lot of work

317
00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:24,407
when you could be doing
what I would do

318
00:11:24,409 --> 00:11:26,184
in your situation--nothing.

319
00:11:26,261 --> 00:11:28,186
Tyrannis: Then I wouldn't be
creating an opportunity

320
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,963
to overwhelm him
so he leaves the city,

321
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,765
which sounds bad,
but it's a perfect plan,

322
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,008
and it's best for both of us.

323
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,268
Don't judge me.

324
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:37,011
Other kings have done way worse

325
00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:38,438
than a last-minute gala
for a carpet merchant.

326
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,198
Hippocampus: You know,
I might be a skeptic

327
00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,033
about the whole oracle thing,
but at this point,

328
00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:44,427
I'm just gonna let him
keep following this path.

329
00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:46,037
Shlub: I'm glad
you've come around.

330
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,372
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack.

331
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,023
Shlub: You're right,
Prophecy Duck.

332
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:53,027
Let's all wear bowties
to the gala.

333
00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:56,439
Stupendous: If we move quietly
and work together,

334
00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:58,958
we can avoid whatever creatures
made those shrieks.

335
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,261
Deliria: Gods shouldn't
have to tiptoe.

336
00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:04,781
Stupendous: Huh! Uh!

337
00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:06,558
Mom, where are you?

338
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:08,134
Deliria: Up here,
but if you're behind me,

339
00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:10,729
whose foot did I just step on?

340
00:12:12,624 --> 00:12:14,607
Creature: [Shrieks]

341
00:12:15,627 --> 00:12:18,294
[Shrieks]

342
00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:20,905
Deliria: Interesting.

343
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,075
Maybe they're friendly.

344
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,487
Well, I appreciate the honesty.

345
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:30,490
Stupendous: Run! Stick with me.
The exit's closed.

346
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,066
Deliria: Are you going
to kill them or not?

347
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:33,567
Do you need me
to weaken them first?

348
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,587
I would assume
I'm not allowed to help.

349
00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:38,831
Stupendous: Oh, now you
want to talk about it?

350
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:40,333
Shlub: Have you seen these?

351
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:42,761
Little flatbread rugs
with fringe.

352
00:12:42,837 --> 00:12:44,337
Tyrannis: Look at him
over there,

353
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,155
sweating in the corner,
talking to no one,

354
00:12:46,157 --> 00:12:49,434
and it's not mean
because living on a quiet farm,

355
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,496
so much better for him,
my friend the rug farmer,

356
00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:55,164
Farmer King, just a farmer.

357
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,500
Shlub: And these experimental
rugs he brought,

358
00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:59,260
this one's an optical illusion.

359
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:02,096
It's shocking.
The man is so creative.

360
00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:03,506
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

361
00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:06,100
Tyrannis: Time to rip off
the poultice.

362
00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:07,844
[Tap tap]

363
00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:10,437
Hear, hear. We're gathered here
today to celebrate--

364
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,684
Uh, excuse me. Hello?
Why are you doing that here?

365
00:13:14,686 --> 00:13:17,128
This gala is to celebrate
the accomplishments and career

366
00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:19,113
of a man we've all come to love.

367
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,857
We know that
I'm the king, of course,

368
00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:23,192
but this Rug King
has somehow stolen

369
00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:25,303
the hearts and minds
of the people of Krapopolis.

370
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,122
He might seem shy,
but he practically begged me

371
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:30,141
to let him come up here
and give a speech

372
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:31,309
to all of you right now.

373
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,811
Isn't that right, Rug King?

374
00:13:32,962 --> 00:13:34,720
Rug King: Hmm? Uh...

375
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:37,315
Oh, gosh, uh, public speaking
is my worst fear.

376
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,466
Tyrannis: What?
That's a silly fear.

377
00:13:39,544 --> 00:13:41,711
Becoming overthrown,
now, that's a fear.

378
00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:43,321
Come on. Speech!

379
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:46,991
Crowd: Speech, speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!

380
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,887
Rug King: Sorry. I'm nervous.
I've never made a speech before.

381
00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:52,555
Tyrannis: Oy, the guy's a goner.

382
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:55,074
I feel a little bad,
but, again, it's for the best.

383
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:56,984
Rug King: I've never
made a speech,

384
00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,895
but I have made a rug,

385
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:01,898
and a community can be
kind of like making a rug.

386
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:05,176
A rug is made up of individual
threads brought together

387
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,345
by a series
of techniques and tools.

388
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,755
I like to think the sweet,
kind people of Krapopolis

389
00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:11,741
are those threads.

390
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:14,001
The techniques, well,
those are our love of community,

391
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:16,095
the tools the feeling you get

392
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:18,097
when you give someone a hug
who needs one.

393
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:20,007
Scott: I've never
thought of it that way.

394
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:22,026
Rug King: The city itself, well,
that's the completed rug.

395
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,510
When one thread pulls loose,

396
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,029
the whole thing starts
to unravel,

397
00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:27,031
and that is what makes
Krapopolis so wonderful.

398
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,517
All the threads
protect each other...

399
00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:32,945
Tyrannis: That's not even true.
Everyone hates each other.

400
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:34,597
Rug King: and I'm
not one to curse,

401
00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:38,042
but--doggone it--this city
is worth fighting for.

402
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:41,362
Scott: Wow. He's displaying
natural leadership skills.

403
00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:44,273
Joshua: He'd never ask me to,
but I'd die for him.

404
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,109
Hell, I'd even
kill myself for him.

405
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:48,611
Scott: Do you want someone
to ask if you're OK?

406
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:52,039
Joshua: I do. That's the power
of the Rug King.

407
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,118
Crowd: Rug King!
Rug King! Rug King!

408
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,636
Tyrannis: No.
This is all going wrong.

409
00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:58,287
How could this be happening?

410
00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,881
Shlub, voice-over:
When the black cat prances by,

411
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,217
the moon hangs high in the sky,

412
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:05,886
and a pig's vomit is nigh...

413
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,132
Tyrannis: Phew.
It's supposed to be a pig.

414
00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:10,983
Shlub, voice-over:
you shall fall.

415
00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:12,493
Tyrannis: No!

416
00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:17,731
Joshua: Rug King...
Rug King... Rug King...

417
00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:19,751
Scott: My friend
keeps repeating, "Rug King,"

418
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,978
for no reason.

419
00:15:21,996 --> 00:15:23,146
Tyrannis: You think
you're the king?

420
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,314
I'm the only king in town--
me, King Ty.

421
00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:28,151
Rug King? That's lunacy.
You want to be king?

422
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,835
You really think
you can handle it?

423
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,412
You can't handle the heat.

424
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,415
Rug King: Uh, Ty, are you OK?

425
00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:36,826
Tyrannis: Am I OK?
How insulting.

426
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:38,344
Guards, it's time.

427
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,254
Lock the king
in the tower right now,

428
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,848
and no matter what anyone says,
whoever's saying it,

429
00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,850
and no matter how reasonable
it might sound,

430
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:48,187
don't let him out.

431
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,855
Crowd: Rug King! Rug King!

432
00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,841
Tyrannis: OK. I probably
should have been more specific

433
00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:54,527
with my words, or perhaps less,
but this is a big mistake.

434
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,012
Please, Prophecy Duck.

435
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,789
I did everything possible
to stop your prophecy.

436
00:15:57,865 --> 00:15:58,939
I want a new one.

437
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,607
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

438
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,109
Shlub: He said no.

439
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:03,944
Well, let's head
back to the gala.

440
00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:05,612
Prophecy Duck's friend
Party Duck

441
00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:09,116
was about to teach us
how to do a sloppy keg stand.

442
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,210
Tyrannis: There's a duck
for everything now.

443
00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:12,695
Hippocampus: Bigot!

444
00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:13,972
Shlub: Do we go back up there
and hit him?

445
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:15,698
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

446
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:17,366
Shlub: You're more mature
than I, Prophecy Duck.

447
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,310
You're right.
We're better than that.

448
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,145
Tyrannis: Yecch.
Shut up already.

449
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:22,629
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack quack.

450
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:24,482
Hippocampus: OK.
That's it. Let's hit him.

451
00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:25,483
[Footsteps]

452
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,876
Tyrannis: [Whimpers]

453
00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,486
Stupendous: Huh huh huh...huh!

454
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:30,804
Deliria: You want me to say I
poisoned the racist cow general?

455
00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:32,639
Stupendous: I want you
to say why.

456
00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:34,826
Deliria: I am sick of having
to watch your battles

457
00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:36,143
from the sidelines.

458
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,978
You never let me
offer any input.

459
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,889
It's like you don't trust me.

460
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:42,166
Stupendous: Whoa, whoa. I trust
you, but war is my thing.

461
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,410
You can't just sneak in
and poison the battle cattle.

462
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:47,488
It almost feels
like you don't trust me.

463
00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:50,249
Deliria: Whoa. Ultimately,
I'm the victim here,

464
00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:53,177
the amount of racial invective
I had to listen to.

465
00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:55,254
You wouldn't believe
what those cows were saying

466
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:56,997
about the Macedonians,

467
00:16:57,075 --> 00:17:00,000
not entirely off base,
I'll grant them that.

468
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,228
[Creatures shrieking]

469
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,006
Stupendous:
The bridge. What do we do?

470
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:08,584
Deliria: Ugh, follow my lead.

471
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:10,586
Huh! Uh!

472
00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:12,030
Stupendous: Aww.

473
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,257
Deliria: Yes, yes.
I'm playing along now.

474
00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:18,944
Stupendous: Oh. I was awwing
the monkey, but aww.

475
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,781
Huh! Huh! Uh!

476
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,949
Deliria: Huh! Uh!

477
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,269
Stupendous: Look at us,
working together.

478
00:17:26,271 --> 00:17:28,470
Deliria: Oh, shut up.
Is that the exit up ahead?

479
00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:31,123
Stupendous: Huh! Uh!
Wow. We made it.

480
00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:33,217
Deliria: I assume you hate me

481
00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,294
after the whole cow thing,
though.

482
00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:37,446
Is at the end
of our relationship?

483
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:39,632
Stupendous: What? No.
I feel amazing.

484
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,617
Deliria: You do? Why?

485
00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:43,302
Stupendous: I'm still mad.
You shouldn't do what you did.

486
00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:45,730
It makes battle unfair,
but I thought you poisoned her

487
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,807
because you didn't think
I could beat the cows,

488
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:49,642
and now I know
it's because you wanted

489
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,885
to get in on the fun
and feel listened to.

490
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,629
Deliria: I mean, I guess.

491
00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:55,073
Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.

492
00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,983
Deliria: Wow, so it was
that easy the whole time?

493
00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,745
That's all I needed to do,
say some words?

494
00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:02,246
Stupendous: Yep.

495
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:03,748
I'm kind of glad
we went down there, though.

496
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:06,475
We finally talked, and we
had an amazing adventure.

497
00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:08,811
Deliria: Well, I was about
to seal off this entrance,

498
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:12,090
but now I vow to protect the
cave and its little monsters.

499
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,984
We can come here whenever
you need to talk at me--

500
00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:16,427
I mean, to me.

501
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,055
Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.
Let's go home.

502
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,842
Deliria: Not now, wendigos.

503
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:25,252
Wendigo: [Whimpers]

504
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,087
Tyrannis:
This is where I belong.

505
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:28,998
Prophecy Duck's oracle
prediction came true,

506
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,108
and it should have.

507
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,442
I don't deserve to be king.

508
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,002
Guard: Sir, what
are those tallies?

509
00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:34,687
It's barely been a day.

510
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:35,780
Tyrannis: Tallies?

511
00:18:35,857 --> 00:18:37,840
Guard: You have a visitor.

512
00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:39,358
Rug King: Hi, King.

513
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:41,193
Tyrannis: Don't look at me!
Stop looking at me.

514
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,936
Rug King: How's it going
up here?

515
00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:45,030
Tyrannis: Oh, why are you
so nice after what I did?

516
00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:46,440
Well, you overthrew me.

517
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:48,275
I'm overthrown,
and I deserve it.

518
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,519
I deserved to drink urine.

519
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:51,945
Rug King: Huh?

520
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:52,946
Tyrannis: Here.
You can even have my crown.

521
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,023
Take it, Rug King.

522
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:57,117
[Crown bounces away]

523
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:59,453
You can get it on the way out.

524
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,305
Rug King: Sir, I don't know
what you think is happening,

525
00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:03,699
but I don't want
to overthrow you.

526
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,217
I don't want to be king.

527
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,219
Rug King was just a nickname,
a marketing trick,

528
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:09,038
plus we're friends.

529
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,481
Tyrannis: But the prophecy.

530
00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:12,150
Tyrannis: I wasn't prepared
for that big gala,

531
00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:13,876
but it finally
helped me overcome

532
00:19:13,878 --> 00:19:15,878
my fear of public speaking.

533
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,880
I was always so scared of it,
and you stepped up as a friend

534
00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:19,657
and helped me realize
I can do it.

535
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,233
I don't have to be
afraid of other people...

536
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,977
Tyrannis: Wow.
That's actually beautiful.

537
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,329
Rug King: so now
I have no reason

538
00:19:25,406 --> 00:19:27,556
to ever stop being
a rug salesman.

539
00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,650
I don't want to run away
and become a farmer anymore.

540
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,820
I love my life in Krapopolis,
so thank you.

541
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:36,156
You're a good king
with a good heart

542
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,842
who pulled me up
when I was at my lowest,

543
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:40,419
so I'm gonna do
the same for you--free you.

544
00:19:40,571 --> 00:19:42,087
Tyrannis: Really?

545
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,088
Rug King: Not sure I have
the jurisdiction to free you

546
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:44,498
since you're the king

547
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,908
and actually locked
yourself in here.

548
00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:47,576
It's kind of a riddle almost.

549
00:19:47,578 --> 00:19:48,911
No one knows what to do,
but everyone seems to like me,

550
00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:49,912
so I think they'll let me do it.

551
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:51,505
Tyrannis: Wow.

552
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,416
To think all this happened
because of a prophecy.

553
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:56,527
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack.

554
00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:57,586
Tyrannis: Right.

555
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:57,603
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]

556
00:19:58,756 --> 00:19:59,438
He wasn't the king
who overthrew me. I was.

557
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:02,033
I tricked myself
into a paranoid frenzy

558
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,850
and then locked myself
in the tower.

559
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,204
I don't even know if it was
Hippo or Shlub who was right,

560
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,598
but either way, wow,
learning moment.

561
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,617
Agh! Ooh! Uh! Ow!

562
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:15,129
Ooh! Oh! Uh! Ow! Uh! Ooh! Oww!

563
00:20:17,442 --> 00:20:20,200
Shlub: That is so true
about women. Ha ha ha!

564
00:20:20,202 --> 00:20:21,535
Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!

565
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:24,630
It's got all the fun
of something super offensive,

566
00:20:24,632 --> 00:20:28,059
and yet I wouldn't mind being
quoted saying it in any context.

567
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,969
You're really something,
Prophecy Duck.

568
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:30,953
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

569
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,138
Tyrannis: Well, I certainly
learned my lesson.

570
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,307
Prophecy Duck,
I owe you an apology.

571
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,884
I tried to outsmart
your oracle prediction,

572
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:40,738
but in the end, I'm the one
who made it all come true,

573
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,115
so basically, props.

574
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,409
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

575
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,578
Shlub: Wow.
Prophecy Duck just predicted

576
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,822
that some thousands
of years from now,

577
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:52,232
your descendants
will be able to purchase

578
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:55,828
a Prophecy Duck stuffed animal
from a fox, no less.

579
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:57,980
That is if I'm
understanding correctly.

580
00:20:57,982 --> 00:20:59,315
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack.

581
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,833
Shlub: He said
if they don't buy many

582
00:21:00,909 --> 00:21:02,985
such Prophecy Duck
stuffed animals,

583
00:21:02,987 --> 00:21:04,595
then they too shall fall.

584
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:06,764
Tyrannis: Fall like
down the stairs, I suppose.

585
00:21:06,841 --> 00:21:09,008
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack quack.

586
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,509
Shlub: I'm afraid not.

587
00:21:10,511 --> 00:21:12,770
Civilization
itself shall crumble.

588
00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:14,588
All that is valued
shall be lost.

589
00:21:14,832 --> 00:21:18,925
The seas shall boil,
and the earth shall split.

590
00:21:19,186 --> 00:21:20,836
Hippocampus: Thousands of years
from now, he said?

591
00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:21,946
Shlub: That's right.

592
00:21:22,023 --> 00:21:23,355
Tyrannis: All right. Phew.

593
00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,615
Not really our problem,
then, is it?

594
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,175
Shlub: Don't see
how it would be.

595
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,601
To Prophecy Duck.

596
00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,345
Tyrannis and Hippocampus:
To Prophecy Duck.

597
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,497
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?

598
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,293
Voice: Bento.