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[Hammering]

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Shlub: God, I could trample
a whole village

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with these bad boys.

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Mwah.

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Hippocampus: I did it.
Shlub: Did what?

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Hippocampus: I captured
Prophecy Duck.

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It took months of planning,

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but I finally got
that slippery son of a bitch.

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Shlub: Why would you capture
Prophecy Duck?

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He's a beloved oracle.

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Hippocampus: 'Cause I've been
wanting to trap

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and study an oracle.

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Are their powers real,
or are they big, fake scams?

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Shlub: Oracle powers
are very real.

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Tyrannis:
Oh, my goodness. Hello.

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Such a good, little duck,
one of the cutest ever.

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Say, "Quack, quack."

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Hippocampus:
Ty, stop petting Prophecy Duck.

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Tyrannis: Prophecy Duck?

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Hippocampus:
He's a traveling oracle.

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I've been tracking
his movements for months,

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and I finally managed
to trap him.

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Tyrannis: An oracle?
I'm confused.

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Aren't oracles
usually human women?

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Shlub: Oh, so you don't think
monsters can be oracles?

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Is that it?

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Tyrannis: Are ducks
even monsters?

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Shlub: Yes.

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Hippocampus: What's it like
being a bigot, Ty?

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Tyrannis: Well--what? No.
I don't know how oracles work.

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What do they do again,
predict the future?

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Hippocampus:
Less that, more spout off

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cryptic things
that could happen.

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I'm gonna prove it's a scam.

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Shlub: Not a scam.

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When an oracle tells you
something will happen, it does,

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like when the oracle
at Delphi told me

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I'd get into cliff diving--
ha ha ha!--and indeed I did.

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Tyrannis: Ha. Whatever you say.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack.

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Tyrannis: Was that a prophecy?
Was it good?

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Hippocampus: Dad,
you speak duck, right?

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What was Prophecy Duck's
oracle prediction?

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Shlub: When the black cat
prances by,

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the moon hangs high in the sky,

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and a pig's vomit is nigh,

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a rival king rises,
and you shall fall.

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Wowser. That's a spicy prophecy.

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Tyrannis: Spicy?

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It sounds like it's talking
about me being overthrown.

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Shlub: Well, that's what gives
it it's a-spice.

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[Theme music playing]

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Men: ♪ Huh!

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♪ Huh! Huh!

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♪ Huh huh huh!

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♪ Whoo!

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Tyrannis: So, what, a rival king
is going to overthrow me?

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Hippocampus: Careful, Ty.

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You know the Talus
story, right?

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Tyrannis: Talus?

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The guy who was told by
an oracle that he would drown,

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so he tried to teach himself
how to breathe underwater

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and subsequently drowned?

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Hippocampus: Talus' mistake
was listening to the oracle

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in the first place.

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All this oracle stuff works
on the power of suggestion.

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Once someone puts
a thought in your head,

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it's hard to get rid of it,
plus oracles like to say stuff

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that'll make you act crazy
and stir up drama

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so you keep coming back
for more advice.

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It's their business plan.

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Tyrannis: Wow. You're right.

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Those oracles
are clearly a scam,

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even the really cute ones.

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Shlub: Your skepticism
is unbecoming,

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and, if you don't
mind me saying, foul.

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If Prophecy Duck says a rival

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king is going to overthrow you,

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then a rival king

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is going to overthrow you.

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Now give me those crumbs.

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Daddy wants bread.

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Hippocampus: Ty, a rival king
is not gonna overthrow you.

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Listen. I monitor
all nearby city states

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and their desire to kill us.

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Tyrannis: Why?

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Hippocampus: Because the world
is a cesspool of hate.

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Read a vase once in a while.

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Tyrannis: Fair point.

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Hippocampus:
But, luckily for you,

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no rival king thinks of you
as a threat.

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A lot of them
haven't even heard of you.

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Tyrannis: You could have
phrased it differently.

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Hippocampus: Closest possible
threat is Asskill,

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but you guys are cool, right?

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Tyrannis: Yeah, totally cool,
and he's a true warlord,

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and he's got the best
intel of all,

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and I'm just gonna
double-check with him

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about the whole
"no rival kings" thing, so--

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Hippocampus:
Ty, don't visit him.

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You're falling
right into the trap here.

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This is how prophecies
come true.

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Shlub: It's coming true
either way.

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Stupendous: This is it,

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the huge monster cave
deep in the dark forest.

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You ready?

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Deliria: I suppose.

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Darling, I know you want us
to go on a big, fun adventure,

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but have you considered
a small, easy cave

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in the Forest of Mirth?

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Stupendous: Nope.

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It took a long time to get
you to agree to do this.

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We're not changing the plan now.

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Deliria: Agreements made drunk
hardly seem fair to enforce.

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Stupendous: Then no agreement
from you would be enforceable.

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Deliria: Well, if you say so,
then I suppose--

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Stupendous: No. I'm holding you
to this. Equipment check.

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Helmet, torch,
a can-do attitude.

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Deliria; Mm, I have
none of those things.

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Stupendous:
Zero out of 3 ain't bad.

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Mm! Rrgh! Uh!

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Deliria: We should
follow those bats.

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Perhaps they're flying
to a jewelry store or a pool.

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Stupendous: No. We're doing
a fun adventure...

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Deliria: [Sighs]

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Stupendous: plus... uh!

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Deliria: What are you doing?

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Stupendous: There's no monsters
in this cave.

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I took us down here because I
wanted to have a heart-to-heart

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and get something
off my chest...

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Deliria: No.
Frantic animal exit.

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Wuh! Ooh!

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Stupendous: and every time I try
to ask you, you fly away.

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Deliria: I do not.

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Stupendous: Uh!

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Deliria: I just fly away a lot.

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If it happens to coincide with
you saying something irritating

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and nonsensical and trying
to waste everyone's time,

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then that's simply
a happy coincidence.

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Stupendous: Nice try.

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You can't escape this cave
without me,

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so today we're going spelunking
and having a talk.

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Deliria: Oh, all right.

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[Babbling]

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Stupendous: I got all day.

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Deliria: Oh...

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Tyrannis: So you're super sure?

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Asskill: As sure
as can be, brother.

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You're the only king nearby.

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I've attacked
and eaten the rest.

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Tyrannis: How wonderful,
no rival kings nearby.

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Asskill: Except in my belly.
Ha ha ha!

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This is now a time of peace.
I call it Pax Killassiana.

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Tyrannis: That's
extremely catchy,

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and I'm sure it will take off.

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Thank you.

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Asskill: You're leaving already?
Would you like some blood tea?

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It's a delicacy.

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Tyrannis: I'm not much
of a tea drinker, but thanks.

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Asskill: Suit yourself.

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You like the bloodletting
too much.

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It makes me uncomfortable.

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Tyrannis: I knew there was
no reason to trust that duck.

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Oh, what's this soft sensation?

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Merchant: It's a silk rug, sir.

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Tyrannis: Silk rug? Wow.

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This is clearly
very high quality.

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Merchant: Very perceptive
of you.

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This is one of my finest
rugs available.

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Tyrannis: Perhaps I should
buy this for the palace.

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Merchant: Good call, sir.

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That pattern and texture

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will blend in perfectly
at your palace.

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Tyrannis: I'll buy it.

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I'll send some of my servants
to come pick it up later.

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Merchant: Sounds good, sir.

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Scott: You been to that
new rug merchant?

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Truly unforgettable rugs.

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Joshua:
Oh, man, they're the best.

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There's a reason everyone calls
that merchant the Rug King...

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Rug King... Rug King...
Rug King...

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Rug King...
Rug King... Rug King...

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Scott: Joshua, are you good?
Hello?

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My friend keeps repeating,
"Rug King," for no reason. Help!

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Man: Oh, my god!

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Different man:
What's wrong with him?

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Tyrannis: It's got to be just a
weird, dumb coincidence, right,

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I mean, this guy
being called Rug King

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right after I got
this "rival king" prophecy?

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I mean, how would I get
overthrown by some merchant,

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especially one who's
obviously so nice?

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Hippocampus: Exactly.
It's nothing to worry about.

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Tyrannis: It's just, people seem
to like him a lot, a lot a lot.

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Hippocampus: Do you remember
what we talked about?

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You have to stop fixating
on this prophecy.

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Oracles aren't real.

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I only had to study
Prophecy Duck for one afternoon

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to determine he has
no real powers.

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Now we're just hanging out.
He's staying for dinner.

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He might be a phony,
but he has a great personality.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Shlub: You card, you.

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By the way,
oracles are not phony,

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and the prophecy
is going to come true.

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Tyrannis: I'm not fixating
on the prophecy,

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but you have to agree,
it's interesting.

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A merchant who calls
himself a king?

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Who does that?

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Certainly an ambitious man--
that's for sure--

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perhaps someone whose ambitions
rival mine.

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"Rival." Oh!

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Hippocampus: No.
Naughty. Stop it.

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Tyrannis: What I should do,
and just as a precaution,

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is make friends with the guy.

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The prophecy says a rival king
will rise, and I will fall,

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so if I make this guy
a friend king, I'm fine.

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Hippocampus: I'm telling you,

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you got to stop thinking
about the prophecy.

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Tyrannis: I'm not thinking about
the prophecy anymore, Hippo.

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I'm thinking about the Rug King

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and how we're about to become
best friends.

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I love friends.

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Prophecy Duck: Quack.

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Shlub: That's true,
Prophecy Duck.

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Ha ha ha!

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Stupendous: Oh, big crack ahead,
gotta jump. Uh!

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"Jump," I said.

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Deliria: Don't push it.

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Stupendous: Jerky time.
Want any?

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Deliria: Lizard jerky?
No, thank you.

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Stupendous: Suit yourself.

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So I've been mad
at you recently.

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Deliria: Oh, for God's sake.

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Stupendous: It started after
the battle against the cows,

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the ones who walked
on their hind legs and--

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Deliria: And were racist.
Right. I remember now.

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Stupendous: It was a tough fight
against the cow army,

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but when the time came to fight
their extremely hateful leader

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Cowus Maximus, I noticed she--

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yes, female cows
can be racist, too--

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barely fought back.

243
00:08:43,346 --> 00:08:44,948
She was extremely weak.

244
00:08:44,949 --> 00:08:46,652
The whites of her eyes
had gone green,

245
00:08:46,653 --> 00:08:48,757
and she was frothing
at the snout.

246
00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:51,662
I had a hunch you did something
to weaken her

247
00:08:51,663 --> 00:08:53,533
because you didn't
have faith in me.

248
00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,136
Deliria: Oh, please.

249
00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:56,972
Stupendous: Then the other day,
I was rummaging

250
00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:58,743
through the dungeon trying
to find an old war hammer,

251
00:08:58,744 --> 00:09:00,246
and that's when I found
a vial of cow poison

252
00:09:00,346 --> 00:09:01,849
hidden away in there.

253
00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,719
Deliria: Oh, my God!
I'm bored of this blather.

254
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,857
Is it any wonder I haven't
wanted to indulge in this?

255
00:09:05,858 --> 00:09:09,063
It's the most tiresome thing
we could possibly talk about.

256
00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:11,502
I'm off.

257
00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:12,504
Stupendous: Mom--

258
00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,742
[Creatures shriek]

259
00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:17,847
Deliria: Stupendous, didn't
you say this cave was empty?

260
00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:20,085
Shelly: Hey, Rug King,
we just wanted to say,

261
00:09:20,086 --> 00:09:22,290
we bought a rug from you
a few months back.

262
00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:24,829
Rug King: Yes. I remember--
the high-pile beige rug

263
00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,264
for the baby's room.

264
00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:27,501
Brutus: Great memory.

265
00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:29,036
Well, our baby was trampled

266
00:09:29,037 --> 00:09:30,807
by those feral goats
that used to live in town.

267
00:09:30,808 --> 00:09:32,343
Rug King: So sorry to hear that.

268
00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:33,913
Shelly: But your rug
was so plush,

269
00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:36,151
she might actually be OK
eventually, it seems like,

270
00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:38,021
and it's held up well
since then, too.

271
00:09:38,022 --> 00:09:39,691
Brutus; So we just wanted
to say thank you.

272
00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:41,461
Take care, King.

273
00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:43,700
Tyrannis: "Take care, King."
No one's ever said that to me.

274
00:09:43,701 --> 00:09:46,204
Oh, remember,
we're on a friend mission.

275
00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:49,243
Become his friend.
But how to befriend a stranger?

276
00:09:49,244 --> 00:09:51,648
Hmm, Shlub is good at this.
What would Shlub do?

277
00:09:51,649 --> 00:09:54,655
[Deep voice]
Why, it's the Rug King. Hello.

278
00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:56,792
Rug King: Oh, hello,
King Tyrannis.

279
00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,729
Tyrannis: How wonderful
to see you again.

280
00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:00,232
It's your lucky day.

281
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,806
You're joining me for drinks
at the tavern.

282
00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,077
Kevin: Special for you,
Rug King.

283
00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:08,883
This one's completely
urine-free.

284
00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:09,952
[Snap]

285
00:10:09,953 --> 00:10:11,722
Tyrannis: You go out much?

286
00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:14,562
I bet you're a man
about town, a jaunty fellow.

287
00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:16,832
Rug King: Well, no.

288
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,972
If I'm being honest,
social stuff makes me nervous.

289
00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:22,276
You know, I love to talk rugs,
but, well, this is my first time

290
00:10:22,277 --> 00:10:24,114
hanging out away from the shop
in a long time.

291
00:10:24,115 --> 00:10:26,251
[Normal voice] No way.
You're so beloved.

292
00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,690
Rug King: That's sweet,
but, no, I'm--I'm a shy guy.

293
00:10:28,691 --> 00:10:30,727
I get overwhelmed by
all the people here sometimes.

294
00:10:30,728 --> 00:10:33,265
Sometimes I think
about quitting the biz

295
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,236
and moving far away
to become a farmer.

296
00:10:35,237 --> 00:10:37,440
Tyrannis: No. You shouldn't.

297
00:10:37,441 --> 00:10:38,910
Rug King: Thanks, King Ty.

298
00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:40,880
It feels good to be open
about my anxieties.

299
00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:43,184
Well, I better
get back to the shop.

300
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:46,057
I've got rugs to sell.
See you later, bud.

301
00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:48,395
Tyrannis: This changes
everything.

302
00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:50,734
Kevin: Sorry. I accidentally
gave you the wrong mug.

303
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,204
That mug was 100% urine.

304
00:10:53,205 --> 00:10:54,608
Tyrannis: Why?

305
00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,880
Kevin: I don't have time
to explain.

306
00:10:59,218 --> 00:11:00,620
[Sizzling]

307
00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:02,356
Tyrannis: Great news, everyone.

308
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:05,295
I identified the Rug King's
main weakness--social anxiety.

309
00:11:05,296 --> 00:11:06,999
Hippocampus: I thought you were
gonna become friends with him,

310
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,836
not identify
his weaknesses.

311
00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:10,874
Tyrannis: No. Yeah. Sure.
I mean, I didn't mean weakness.

312
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:13,311
I meant we're friends now, and
because of that, the Rug King

313
00:11:13,312 --> 00:11:15,850
happened to reveal a solution
to our prophecy problem.

314
00:11:15,851 --> 00:11:19,023
Long story short,
we're throwing him a gala.

315
00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:22,229
Shlub: A gala?
I'll put on my bowtie.

316
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,899
Hippocampus: This sounds
like a lot of work

317
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,035
when you could be doing
what I would do

318
00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:26,905
in your situation--nothing.

319
00:11:26,906 --> 00:11:28,909
Tyrannis: Then I wouldn't be
creating an opportunity

320
00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,616
to overwhelm him
so he leaves the city,

321
00:11:31,617 --> 00:11:33,484
which sounds bad,
but it's a perfect plan,

322
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,721
and it's best for both of us.

323
00:11:34,722 --> 00:11:35,923
Don't judge me.

324
00:11:35,924 --> 00:11:37,694
Other kings have done way worse

325
00:11:37,695 --> 00:11:39,163
than a last-minute gala
for a carpet merchant.

326
00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:40,967
Hippocampus: You know,
I might be a skeptic

327
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,771
about the whole oracle thing,
but at this point,

328
00:11:42,772 --> 00:11:45,075
I'm just gonna let him
keep following this path.

329
00:11:45,076 --> 00:11:46,778
Shlub: I'm glad
you've come around.

330
00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:48,082
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack.

331
00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:49,718
Shlub: You're right,
Prophecy Duck.

332
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:53,960
Let's all wear bowties
to the gala.

333
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,899
Stupendous: If we move quietly
and work together,

334
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,705
we can avoid whatever creatures
made those shrieks.

335
00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:02,010
Deliria: Gods shouldn't
have to tiptoe.

336
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,449
Stupendous: Huh! Uh!

337
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,320
Mom, where are you?

338
00:12:07,321 --> 00:12:08,822
Deliria: Up here,
but if you're behind me,

339
00:12:08,823 --> 00:12:11,529
whose foot did I just step on?

340
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,369
Creature: [Shrieks]

341
00:12:16,305 --> 00:12:18,943
[Shrieks]

342
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:21,682
Deliria: Interesting.

343
00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:24,822
Maybe they're friendly.

344
00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,261
Well, I appreciate the honesty.

345
00:12:28,262 --> 00:12:31,234
Stupendous: Run! Stick with me.
The exit's closed.

346
00:12:31,235 --> 00:12:32,804
Deliria: Are you going
to kill them or not?

347
00:12:32,805 --> 00:12:34,307
Do you need me
to weaken them first?

348
00:12:34,308 --> 00:12:36,410
I would assume
I'm not allowed to help.

349
00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:39,618
Stupendous: Oh, now you
want to talk about it?

350
00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:41,121
Shlub: Have you seen these?

351
00:12:41,122 --> 00:12:43,593
Little flatbread rugs
with fringe.

352
00:12:43,594 --> 00:12:45,128
Tyrannis: Look at him
over there,

353
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,898
sweating in the corner,
talking to no one,

354
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:50,105
and it's not mean
because living on a quiet farm,

355
00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:54,080
so much better for him,
my friend the rug farmer,

356
00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,883
Farmer King, just a farmer.

357
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,087
Shlub: And these experimental
rugs he brought,

358
00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,992
this one's an optical illusion.

359
00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:02,864
It's shocking.
The man is so creative.

360
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,233
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

361
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,872
Tyrannis: Time to rip off
the poultice.

362
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,576
[Tap tap]

363
00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:11,213
Hear, hear. We're gathered here
today to celebrate--

364
00:13:11,214 --> 00:13:15,321
Uh, excuse me. Hello?
Why are you doing that here?

365
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,994
This gala is to celebrate
the accomplishments and career

366
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:19,931
of a man we've all come to love.

367
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,635
We know that
I'm the king, of course,

368
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,939
but this Rug King
has somehow stolen

369
00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,144
the hearts and minds
of the people of Krapopolis.

370
00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:28,883
He might seem shy,
but he practically begged me

371
00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:30,954
to let him come up here
and give a speech

372
00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,156
to all of you right now.

373
00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:33,659
Isn't that right, Rug King?

374
00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,329
Rug King: Hmm? Uh...

375
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:38,201
Oh, gosh, uh, public speaking
is my worst fear.

376
00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:40,272
Tyrannis: What?
That's a silly fear.

377
00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,476
Becoming overthrown,
now, that's a fear.

378
00:13:42,477 --> 00:13:44,179
Come on. Speech!

379
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:47,688
Crowd: Speech, speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!

380
00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:51,528
Rug King: Sorry. I'm nervous.
I've never made a speech before.

381
00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,331
Tyrannis: Oy, the guy's a goner.

382
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,737
I feel a little bad,
but, again, it's for the best.

383
00:13:55,738 --> 00:13:57,774
Rug King: I've never
made a speech,

384
00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:59,577
but I have made a rug,

385
00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:02,684
and a community can be
kind of like making a rug.

386
00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:06,057
A rug is made up of individual
threads brought together

387
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:08,061
by a series
of techniques and tools.

388
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:10,633
I like to think the sweet,
kind people of Krapopolis

389
00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,302
are those threads.

390
00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,841
The techniques, well,
those are our love of community,

391
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,979
the tools the feeling you get

392
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,983
when you give someone a hug
who needs one.

393
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,619
Scott: I've never
thought of it that way.

394
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,957
Rug King: The city itself, well,
that's the completed rug.

395
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,259
When one thread pulls loose,

396
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:25,964
the whole thing starts
to unravel,

397
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,934
and that is what makes
Krapopolis so wonderful.

398
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:31,341
All the threads
protect each other...

399
00:14:31,342 --> 00:14:33,812
Tyrannis: That's not even true.
Everyone hates each other.

400
00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:35,415
Rug King: and I'm
not one to curse,

401
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,989
but--doggone it--this city
is worth fighting for.

402
00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:42,229
Scott: Wow. He's displaying
natural leadership skills.

403
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,935
Joshua: He'd never ask me to,
but I'd die for him.

404
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,939
Hell, I'd even
kill myself for him.

405
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,243
Scott: Do you want someone
to ask if you're OK?

406
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:52,817
Joshua: I do. That's the power
of the Rug King.

407
00:14:52,818 --> 00:14:55,990
Crowd: Rug King!
Rug King! Rug King!

408
00:14:55,991 --> 00:14:57,560
Tyrannis: No.
This is all going wrong.

409
00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,129
How could this be happening?

410
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,768
Shlub, voice-over:
When the black cat prances by,

411
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:04,106
the moon hangs high in the sky,

412
00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:06,779
and a pig's vomit is nigh...

413
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,952
Tyrannis: Phew.
It's supposed to be a pig.

414
00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:11,888
Shlub, voice-over:
you shall fall.

415
00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:13,425
Tyrannis: No!

416
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,535
Joshua: Rug King...
Rug King... Rug King...

417
00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:20,706
Scott: My friend
keeps repeating, "Rug King,"

418
00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:22,710
for no reason.

419
00:15:22,711 --> 00:15:23,913
Tyrannis: You think
you're the king?

420
00:15:23,914 --> 00:15:26,183
I'm the only king in town--
me, King Ty.

421
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:29,056
Rug King? That's lunacy.
You want to be king?

422
00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,727
You really think
you can handle it?

423
00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:32,329
You can't handle the heat.

424
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:35,201
Rug King: Uh, Ty, are you OK?

425
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,707
Tyrannis: Am I OK?
How insulting.

426
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:39,143
Guards, it's time.

427
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,180
Lock the king
in the tower right now,

428
00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:43,553
and no matter what anyone says,
whoever's saying it,

429
00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:45,790
and no matter how reasonable
it might sound,

430
00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:49,130
don't let him out.

431
00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:50,800
Crowd: Rug King! Rug King!

432
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,737
Tyrannis: OK. I probably
should have been more specific

433
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:55,409
with my words, or perhaps less,
but this is a big mistake.

434
00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:56,946
Please, Prophecy Duck.

435
00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:58,782
I did everything possible
to stop your prophecy.

436
00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,885
I want a new one.

437
00:15:59,886 --> 00:16:01,589
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

438
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,058
Shlub: He said no.

439
00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:04,894
Well, let's head
back to the gala.

440
00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:06,565
Prophecy Duck's friend
Party Duck

441
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:10,038
was about to teach us
how to do a sloppy keg stand.

442
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,176
Tyrannis: There's a duck
for everything now.

443
00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,612
Hippocampus: Bigot!

444
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:14,982
Shlub: Do we go back up there
and hit him?

445
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,484
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

446
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:18,287
Shlub: You're more mature
than I, Prophecy Duck.

447
00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:20,192
You're right.
We're better than that.

448
00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:22,162
Tyrannis: Yecch.
Shut up already.

449
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:23,599
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack quack.

450
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,503
Hippocampus: OK.
That's it. Let's hit him.

451
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:26,505
[Footsteps]

452
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:27,807
Tyrannis: [Whimpers]

453
00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:29,544
Stupendous: Huh huh huh... huh!

454
00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:31,815
Deliria: You want me to say I
poisoned the racist cow general?

455
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,619
Stupendous: I want you
to say why.

456
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,924
Deliria: I am sick of having
to watch your battles

457
00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:37,125
from the sidelines.

458
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,996
You never let me
offer any input.

459
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,733
It's like you don't trust me.

460
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,204
Stupendous: Whoa, whoa. I trust
you, but war is my thing.

461
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:45,408
You can't just sneak in
and poison the battle cattle.

462
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:48,414
It almost feels
like you don't trust me.

463
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:51,254
Deliria: Whoa. Ultimately,
I'm the victim here,

464
00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:54,226
the amount of racial invective
I had to listen to.

465
00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,264
You wouldn't believe
what those cows were saying

466
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,001
about the Macedonians,

467
00:16:58,002 --> 00:17:00,907
not entirely off base,
I'll grant them that.

468
00:17:00,908 --> 00:17:03,312
[Creatures shrieking]

469
00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:07,018
Stupendous:
The bridge. What do we do?

470
00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:09,557
Deliria: Ugh, follow my lead.

471
00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:11,595
Huh! Uh!

472
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,097
Stupendous: Aww.

473
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,268
Deliria: Yes, yes.
I'm playing along now.

474
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:19,978
Stupendous: Oh. I was awwing
the monkey, but aww.

475
00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:22,817
Huh! Huh! Uh!

476
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:25,022
Deliria: Huh! Uh!

477
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:27,259
Stupendous: Look at us,
working together.

478
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,397
Deliria: Oh, shut up.
Is that the exit up ahead?

479
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:32,202
Stupendous: Huh! Uh!
Wow. We made it.

480
00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:34,340
Deliria: I assume you hate me

481
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:36,377
after the whole cow thing, though.

482
00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:38,381
Is at the end
of our relationship?

483
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,720
Stupendous: What? No.
I feel amazing.

484
00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,423
Deliria: You do? Why?

485
00:17:42,424 --> 00:17:44,393
Stupendous: I'm still mad.
You shouldn't do what you did.

486
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,732
It makes battle unfair,
but I thought you poisoned her

487
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,869
because you didn't think
I could beat the cows,

488
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,539
and now I know
it's because you wanted

489
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,944
to get in on the fun
and feel listened to.

490
00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:54,648
Deliria: I mean, I guess.

491
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:56,183
Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.

492
00:17:56,184 --> 00:17:58,989
Deliria: Wow, so it was
that easy the whole time?

493
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,861
That's all I needed to do,
say some words?

494
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:03,364
Stupendous: Yep.

495
00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:04,868
I'm kind of glad
we went down there, though.

496
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:07,507
We finally talked, and we
had an amazing adventure.

497
00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:09,878
Deliria: Well, I was about
to seal off this entrance,

498
00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:13,250
but now I vow to protect the
cave and its little monsters.

499
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:16,056
We can come here whenever
you need to talk at me--

500
00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:17,560
I mean, to me.

501
00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:20,199
Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.
Let's go home.

502
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,972
Deliria: Not now, wendigos.

503
00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,344
Wendigo: [Whimpers]

504
00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:28,148
Tyrannis:
This is where I belong.

505
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,052
Prophecy Duck's oracle
prediction came true,

506
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:31,153
and it should have.

507
00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,590
I don't deserve to be king.

508
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,059
Guard: Sir, what
are those tallies?

509
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,796
It's barely been a day.

510
00:18:35,797 --> 00:18:36,932
Tyrannis: Tallies?

511
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:38,936
Guard: You have a visitor.

512
00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,506
Rug King: Hi, King.

513
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:42,343
Tyrannis: Don't look at me!
Stop looking at me.

514
00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:43,846
Rug King: How's it going
up here?

515
00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:46,184
Tyrannis: Oh, why are you
so nice after what I did?

516
00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:47,485
Well, you overthrew me.

517
00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:49,390
I'm overthrown,
and I deserve it.

518
00:18:49,391 --> 00:18:51,561
I deserved to drink urine.

519
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:53,064
Rug King: Huh?

520
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,066
Tyrannis: Here.
You can even have my crown.

521
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,135
Take it, Rug King.

522
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:58,207
[Crown bounces away]

523
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,378
You can get it on the way out.

524
00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:02,483
Rug King: Sir, I don't know
what you think is happening,

525
00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:04,788
but I don't want
to overthrow you.

526
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,357
I don't want to be king.

527
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:08,361
Rug King was just a nickname,
a marketing trick,

528
00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:10,131
plus we're friends.

529
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,702
Tyrannis: But the prophecy.

530
00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:13,337
Tyrannis: I wasn't prepared
for that big gala,

531
00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:14,975
but it finally
helped me overcome

532
00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:16,779
my fear of public speaking.

533
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,983
I was always so scared of it,
and you stepped up as a friend

534
00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:20,687
and helped me realize
I can do it.

535
00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:22,422
I don't have to be
afraid of other people...

536
00:19:22,423 --> 00:19:25,161
Tyrannis: Wow.
That's actually beautiful.

537
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,565
Rug King: so now
I have no reason

538
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,602
to ever stop being
a rug salesman.

539
00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:30,806
I don't want to run away
and become a farmer anymore.

540
00:19:30,807 --> 00:19:34,981
I love my life in Krapopolis,
so thank you.

541
00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:37,152
You're a good king
with a good heart

542
00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:39,056
who pulled me up
when I was at my lowest,

543
00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:41,628
so I'm gonna do
the same for you--free you.

544
00:19:41,629 --> 00:19:43,297
Tyrannis: Really?

545
00:19:43,298 --> 00:19:44,300
Rug King: Not sure I have
the jurisdiction to free you

546
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:45,670
since you're the king

547
00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,072
and actually locked
yourself in here.

548
00:19:47,073 --> 00:19:48,709
It's kind of a riddle almost.

549
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,044
No one knows what to do,
but everyone seems to like me,

550
00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:51,046
so I think they'll let me do it.

551
00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,683
Tyrannis: Wow.

552
00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:54,554
To think all this happened
because of a prophecy.

553
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:57,793
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack.

554
00:19:57,794 --> 00:19:59,196
Tyrannis: Right.

555
00:19:59,197 --> 00:19:59,264
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]

556
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:00,734
He wasn't the king
who overthrew me. I was.

557
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,271
I tricked myself
into a paranoid frenzy

558
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:05,041
and then locked myself
in the tower.

559
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:07,446
I don't even know if it was
Hippo or Shlub who was right,

560
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:10,753
but either way, wow,
learning moment.

561
00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:12,857
Agh! Ooh! Uh! Ow!

562
00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:16,397
Ooh! Oh! Uh! Ow! Uh! Ooh! Oww!

563
00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:21,374
Shlub: That is so true
about women. Ha ha ha!

564
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,744
Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!

565
00:20:22,745 --> 00:20:25,783
It's got all the fun
of something super offensive,

566
00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:29,356
and yet I wouldn't mind being
quoted saying it in any context.

567
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:31,494
You're really something,
Prophecy Duck.

568
00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:32,230
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

569
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,266
Tyrannis: Well, I certainly
learned my lesson.

570
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,538
Prophecy Duck,
I owe you an apology.

571
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,842
I tried to outsmart
your oracle prediction,

572
00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:41,982
but in the end, I'm the one
who made it all come true,

573
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,387
so basically, props.

574
00:20:45,524 --> 00:20:46,559
Prophecy Duck: Quack.

575
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,863
Shlub: Wow.
Prophecy Duck just predicted

576
00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,066
that some thousands
of years from now,

577
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,471
your descendants
will be able to purchase

578
00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:57,179
a Prophecy Duck stuffed animal
from a fox, no less.

579
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,182
That is if I'm
understanding correctly.

580
00:20:59,183 --> 00:21:00,519
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack.

581
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,121
Shlub: He said
if they don't buy many

582
00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:04,226
such Prophecy Duck
stuffed animals,

583
00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:05,929
then they too shall fall.

584
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,100
Tyrannis: Fall like
down the stairs, I suppose.

585
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,306
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack quack.

586
00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:11,775
Shlub: I'm afraid not.

587
00:21:11,776 --> 00:21:14,079
Civilization
itself shall crumble.

588
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,851
All that is valued
shall be lost.

589
00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:20,225
The seas shall boil,
and the earth shall split.

590
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,096
Hippocampus: Thousands of years
from now, he said?

591
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:23,198
Shlub: That's right.

592
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,634
Tyrannis: All right. Phew.

593
00:21:24,635 --> 00:21:26,004
Not really our problem,
then, is it?

594
00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:27,707
Shlub: Don't see
how it would be.

595
00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:28,875
To Prophecy Duck.

596
00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:30,647
Tyrannis and Hippocampus:
To Prophecy Duck.

597
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,817
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?

598
00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,625
Voice: Bento.